#EvilGuy

[virusguy-32]

So I downloaded saturn studio recently.

I still need to get the handle of animating with it but I'm SO fucking good at posing babeyy

(Oh and once I figure out how fast64 works? It's fucking over for you bitches /silly)

[evilspacescientist]

by the power vested in me in doing whatever I want I have decided to blow up ghe univer se! Nyeheheheheheh!!!

[kagoutiss]

sith-mandalorian situationship studies

[catominor]

diversity win! the bisexual dictator having you executed without trial is ginger

[scaredstupid]

what a lovely magic trick!

[tranquilitybasehotelcasino]

why are the epistolary segments of batman audio adventures better than the actual narrated story parts. the stories behind these are more interesting to me like who’s making netflix documentaries of active crime bosses in gotham and why do they have undoctored footage of the inside of the courtroom where a guy threw acid on the district attorney

[kala-mies]

NOT THIS FUCKER

[myrfing]

en fandom reaction to arturia is so crasyyyy like my girl did Some bad things but NOT all the vile shit people keep blaming her for 💀 if you're gonna hate a girlie at least hate her for things she did

ohhh. I’ve been keeping myself somewhat in the dark about what she’s been up to so I have only vague ideas about what she did exactly but I’m starting to get an odd feeling a sillay itch that she hasn’t even done anything worse than RI’s track record & just has more malevolent intentions than usual. starting to get a wacky little hop in my gut telling me she just did something bad to one of the boy characters and now she’s being sent to helllll. Also why would we care about laterano’s opinion

[esoomris]

part of me wants to rewatch infinite darkness because it can't possibly be as bad as i remember. the other part doesn't want to rewatch it because i remember it being really bad

[filibusterfrog]

evilguy for @binkrow

[quietroadkill]

hey. i KNEW this was gonna happen. i’m TELLING you- look, i’m... i like everything, i’m a great cool. i feel a good, but you make me angry! rememb- ...no! you remember..? the first time we met... you wa- you walk in- i’m on my shift, and you come in, and you got a dick slip in your... in your HEV suit. and i tried- i tried to stop you... i tried to tell you! i was stopping you, i was going “hey. yo dick out”, but you didn’t- i was tryna be nice, and then, you were talkin’ to my friend, j- jefferemm, and you’re telling him like, “awwww i don’t have my passport BLEUH MNEEUGH” but, and... he was so upset, he has anger issues, i was gonna protect you from him, we were- i was gonna be NICE to you. remember that??? no! that’s just my job! i- i mean, if there’s a dick- if, y’know, someone’s dick out on the job, i gotta stop ‘em. but like... you don’t remember? no, no! like... the first time we met. what test? LISTEN, i had a whole thing planned at the end of my shift, me and my friend... gonna go home, we were so close to clocking out, and then you show up, dick out, ruining shit.. and we’re- we were gonna go... home, and play... ohigot playstation THREE, we’ve both got playstation plus, one month... and... i got Heavenly Sword... new game out. Heavenly Sword... is NOT a rip-off of God of War. hap- happu- uhhh- Heavenly Sword was going to be the new Halo for Sony. and it was gonna be GREAT. there was gonna... Heavenly Sword was gonna have DLC where you could have 60 people in one server! throwing fraaags... n’ shit. and you RUINED that! and now i have to... go ask everyone at my job, it’s embarassing to ask for a free month of playstation plus cuz i couldn’t go home and play with my friend. YOU KNOW HOW S- how sucks that is for me??? bro!? it’s REALLY annoying! and then i have to go home, and i- i load up Youtube Yownloader to look up Heavenly Sword videos cuz i can’t DO IT because you RUINED it cuz i couldn’t go to the GameStop and get it from my friend Josh who’s the cashier. YOU WALKED IN WITH YOUR DICK OUT and ruined the whole night! My friends are here. These are the people I met online on when I had Playstation Plus. SONY CEO JACK TRETTON SURVIVED a nuclear- a nuclear bomb! SONY CEO JACK TRETTON HIRED... a Nintendo CEO Reggie and they built a big... BOMB that was gonna go off... but I saved the WORLD! so i didn’t- i didn’t have a big plan! i was ‘sposed to be nice, but you forced me to be BAAAAD so i gonna be baaad. friend. the- the- the- the big plot is slowly unraveling before our eyes, look at this. BBB. BBBB. WELCOME. AAHGHK AHH BBB BBBFBMBF BBB

y'all so lucky I'm not the evil wicked beast you seem to think I am

[indeterminategroundmeat]

"hi my name is baller evilguy and this is my boyfriend honeywine hotcock. he cut off my arm once. crazy story. anyway we're here to petition for adoption. we found her in the trash & we're pretty sure our entire society was structured around fearing & hating her specifically for 1000 years"

[soularsss]

goodnight tumblr nation i have some screencaps of mr evilguy

[sentient-softdrink]

🏴‍☠️Evilguy follow

"Oooh~ but what if it's the evil amulet" HA! I'm ALREADY evil, so it wouldn't work even if it is. I just wanna see what it does

🏳️‍⚧️Evilgirl follow

So, I figured out what it does-

[catominor]

need to finish my sulla/metellus pius yaoi actually... and now i finally have a spare moment

[tweeterwilbury]

I love that in conclave they gave a vape to the evilguy