#Evil Hare Tumblr posts

[mattherabbit]

Grey and Red

and long ears ;)

Monster Rancher (c) Koei Tecmo Digimon (c) Akiyoshi Hongo, Toei Animation, BANDAI Mat the Rabbit (c) Mat Kelman Bomberman (c) Konami

[bobauthorman]

Behold, one of the uncommon, but not unwanted, moments when Holly fights.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

biblically accurate ethan winters

[anonomi]

"Just look how well you've grown."

[toadalled]

I feel like if any animal could give the evil eye, it would be a hare.

[svnnyd4ys]

more SFTH moments as headlines <33

(also tysm to everyone who like wished me well on the last post, it means a lot!!)

[houseofmouselove100]

Goofy decides to ask if they have seen any costumed villains but to no avail.

Goofy didn't know

that the evil queen was dressed as an old woman

Ursula was Vanessa

Pain and panic being the children who deceived Hercules

Everyone was seen accusing and arguing so the best solution was to lock up all the villains but after a small blackout the villains were disappeared.

[blousquidly]

After the Halloween party. (Halloween art 2023)

They both look like dorks.

[fairytale-poll]

ROUND 2! MATCH 1 OUT OF 8

Propaganda Under the Cut:

Bugs:

So the story is that the Three Little Pigs sell Bugs their straw and wood houses, the Big Bad Wolf blows them down, and Bugs decides to get revenge - by dressing himself up as Little Red Riding Hood, getting the Wolf to play his part in that story, and then messing with him as only Bugs can. Here's the video if you've never seen it: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6vk41x

Bugs Bunny is an icon and he was so good for his role in this short. When he and the wolf realized they could work together against the pigs... oh my God. Come on Tumblr, you have to admit they had a little gay tension between them. Besides, at the end, when the brick house comes down and the wolf, so surprised and proud of himself exclaims "I did it!" and then it pans over to Bugs with the bomb and he slyly adds "We did it!" communist Bugs canon.

Red:

I'm pretty sure she uses her hood as a parachute at some point. (A note from tournament Mod: She does.)

sillie

she is so iconic. to me at least (watched hoodwinked appx 500000000 times during family road trips)

This delivery girl knows karate! Watch Hoodwinked

my first exposure to a real adaption of a classic story in video. Girl twists the whole story up compared to the original. Love how it's like an old fashioned PI show but still so 2005 in vibes.

A classic fairy-tale-with-a-twist-movie that if anyone hasn't seen they should. This story takes various elements not just from Red Riding Hood's story but other fairy tales to retell the story with Red as the true center and hero of the story and reframes it as a mystery. It's also one of the few good retellings that makes the wolf good while not framing him as a love interest, which allows the plot to remain focused on Red.

best movie ever

Listen. I don't necessarily think she should win this movie is fucking insane and not all of that insanity is necessarily good. HOWEVER. I have a pitch for you. Wouldn't it be so fucking funny to put Red Puckett on this poll as a wild card? Like how many people would be like "fucking HOODWINKED?". Also what other tellings of red riding hood go the crime mystery route? Like cmon

She's the protagonist of what I believe is one of the funniest and best written films of all time. She's so smart and talented

The entire Hoodwinked series is just really funny to me. I also think she's an absolute badass as she knows kung-fu and takes no shit from the wolf. Also her granny appears above her when they are both flying and somehow she sees her as a big cloud head despite it just being her granny doing a ski jump. She had to be high because she met a weed loving Billy goat literally right before that.

the creators said 'what if red riding hood did karate and was voiced by Anne Hathaway' and simply did not wait for an answer.

because she's the funniest answer

Okay as a child I watched this movie and liked it a lot, but by coincidence, I happened to watch it on Eid twice in a row (I'm Muslim). So for a few years in a row I made it a tradition to watch this movie on Eid while drinking orange juice (very important piece of the puzzle). This movie is so dumb and goofy, I really enjoy it, and also she's voiced by Princess Mia Thermopolis herself.

[bambinification]

The fact that the cosmic being in Angel Hare is genuinely a good guy who loves the protagonist and not a surprise twist villain is So fucking empowering. I'm so fucking normal about this series

[rottysphere]

I promised I would draw these two again and I am here to fullfil it

[magpie-trove]

You know what was surprisingly formative to me? That bit in Dandelion Wine where all the boys are like there’s a baaaaad guy stalking the town…he doesn’t even have a name….ooooo….and then there’s a whole story of suspense and terror built up around these women going out to town at night with this Spooky One around…and the last woman finally gets home and JUMP SCARE IN TEXT someone coughs and you scream and she screams and then it CUTS and we catch back up with the boys and they’re like darn it…the spooky evil monster was just Some Schmuck…she stabbed him with sewing scissors and he just up and died :/ what a let down. Our big evil was just some stupid little guy that could die by sewing scissors :////

[driver270]

Aloy took Peppy Hare's advice to heart. 🤣

[sunsetbridge555]

fun bnnuy guy.......... epic

[crystallizedday]

Aight.

I’m feeling silly today, so imma do something that may or may not make me look like the craziest person on this platform.

So

As some other @the-ooftroop fans may already know, Springtrap & Dr. Hare have a striking amount of similarities, such as… *proceeds to take out & unfold a comically long piece of paper*:

•Both have a history of kidnapping various children

•Both have used “mind control” to create followers

•Both are fused with a rabbit or rabbit-like object (with Harvey’s mind being fused with an actual rabbit’s while Springtrap was just physically “fused” with the suit)

•Both of them have a tendency of never permanently kicking the bucket against all odds & “always coming back” one way or another

•Both come back alongside other iconic antagonists in the series at one point (referring to Super Villain Island & Pizzeria Simulator respectively)

•Both have an interesting connection with vents being used as a way to easily get from one area of a building to the other (referring to the vent system the player uses to traverse the factory in 24 Carrot Island & the vent system Springtrap uses to traverse the horror attraction in FNaF 3)

•Both are “mad scientists” (which… I mean, William is practically messing with fucking soul energy or whatever the fuck remnant’s supposed to be, so sure, I’ll take it)

•Both are pretty much the faces of their respective franchises

&, according to Ooftroop…

•Both have “baby forms”… that are the most “what the fuck” things from both franchises that I’ve ever seen, just on two COMPLETELY different levels…

& I don’t even KNOW if this is all of them, there are a SCARY number of similarities.

But then I realized something this morning.

The Binary Bard, the OTHER mad scientist from Poptropica, shares some of these similarities as well, namely being:

•Both of them have a tendency of never permanently kicking the bucket against all odds & “always coming back” one way or another

•Both come back alongside other iconic antagonists in the series at one point

&

•Both are “mad scientists” (even if Bard is more so a mad engineer… but even so, that only fits William more cause… I mean, remember fucking Afton Robotics??)

But all those similarities are just things Bard already has in common with Harvey, so that doesn’t say much (& my old psych-statistics professor would kick my ass if I didn’t acknowledge this overlap).

You wanna know what DOES say a lot though?

How both this funny little jester & the smelly rabbit man

•Are a “fusion” of man & machine

•Have been horribly disfigured in an accident by their own machinery (or, assuming William didn’t design the springlock suit, machinery they used to aid their goals at least)

•Are considered to be the most deranged &/or unhinged but also the most threatening character in their respective franchises

•Have purple & yellow as their prime color motifs (mainly when William was alive & using the not-rotting Spring Bonnie suit)

&, most importantly of all…

•They’re both British… probably. Bard doesn’t have a canon voice actor, so I’m just going off of how they were at least European considering their medieval hometown.

So where am I getting at with this?

… I dunno.

I just thought it would be funny to point it out & joke about how Scott “copied Poptropica” or something ridiculous like that.

Or give you all this absolutely disgusting visual.

Because I despise myself (/j). WJWODKWODOKWODKSKEOKEOWJDWIIR

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