#Evie x Mal
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GLAAAASSSSSHEAAAART INCORRECT QUOTESSSSSS. because I missed them (long?)
(and other ships)
Red: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Chloe: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.
(Fight of our lives basically)
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Red: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Mal: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Chloe.
Red, pointing their hot glue gun towards Mal: You’re on thin fucking ice.
(canon)
-now Chloe and her Mentor-
Chloe: How do I make a date really romantic?
Evie: Be mysterious.
Chloe: Okay!
*later, while on a date with Red*
Red: So where are we going?
Chloe: None of your fucking business.
(Red teases her about it on their next dates)
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Mal: Evie, I know you love Chloe. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely.
Mal: But I think they might be a fucking idiot.
(she's the smartest dumbass. or dumbest smartass?)
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Red: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Chloe: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.
Chloe: Would you like me to tutor you?
Evie: That was smooth.
(Evie is proud. Mal is losing 20 bucks. why? Bet)
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Red: Do you want to know your gay name?
Chloe: My... my gay name?
Red: Yeah, it's your first name-
Chloe: Haha. Very funny Red-
Red: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Chloe: Oh- oh my god.
(Mal, proud: Now that was smooth)
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Mal: Why are you guys acting like this?
Red: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.
(sigh)
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Evie: Mal? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry?
Mal: Evie, I swear to god—
(Evie. Stop doing that. You need sleep don't overwork yourself. I love her Qvq)
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Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Mal: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Mal: Oh my god, you have Evie.
(the good old Isle days)
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Celia : I am a ninja.
Mal: No, you’re not.
Celia : Did you see me do that?
Mal: Do what?
Celia : Exactly.
(canon)
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Mal: Hey, can you do me a favor?
Celia : Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.
Mal: You don’t even have a legitimate reason?
Celia : Oh, no, I do.
Mal: Well, what is it?
Celia : You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.
(she loves to annoy Mal. Little annoying sister. Canon)
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Celia: We’ve found the person who stole your identity and was impersonating you.
Dizzy: Where were they?
Celia: Eating cheetos and crying in their car.
Dizzy, impressed: Damn, they really went for it.
(it was Uma, wasn't it? That's literally canon XD)
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Celia: Here comes the lightning!
Celia, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.
Dizzy: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.
(and they were roommates, your Honor) (wow they were roommates) (The bestest of friends)
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Red: N... No!
Celia: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???
(Red is trying to deny her crush on Chloe. Ha.)
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Dizzy: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Dizzy is such a nice person, Dizzy is so happy-go-lucky! Dizzy can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Dizzy CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Dizzy IS be in a bad mood.
(Yas Queen. Queen of Mean? So last season. Queen of Bad Mood? So in!)
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Mal: You tricked me!
Audrey: I deceived you. ‘Trick’ makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship.
(Maybe Queen of Mean isn't so last season.)
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Dizzy: Comparing Audrey and Mal is like comparing apples and oranges.
Mal: We’re both unique in our own ways?
Dizzy: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.
Audrey: Which one of us is the orange? (It's me, isn't it?)
(Damn Dizzy. Queen of Bad Mood taking the lead)
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*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*
Chloe: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer?
Evie: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine.
Red: What about Dizzy? Nobody ever suspects Dizzy!
Dizzy: Well what about Audrey? They have a gun!
Audrey: Celia has a knife.
Celia : Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Red in the arm*
(where is Uma? oh-. I bet it was Audrey. How else do you show you love someone? They are having their Killing Eve moment)
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Audrey: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate).
Uma: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).
Mal: How are you talking like that in real life?
Uma: Witchcraft (derogatory).
(canon. They late/hove each other)
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Dizzy, talking about Evie: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke’s on them! I’ve never been secure in my life! And I’m not about to start now!
(before Evie got through to her on the Isle 🥲)
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Mal: *running towards Celia with open arms*
Celia: *moves out of the way*
Mal: Hey, why'd you move?!
Celia: I thought you were going to attack me.
Mal: I was going to hug you!
Celia: Why would you hug me?
Mal: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
(OOF. Lol)
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Celia : I love being right. It’s one of my favorite personality traits.
(yuh)
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Mal: Wow, this sucks. I’m gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you.
(she's getting there. Go queen)
-will add more of the boys in the next one-
Carlos: Are you laughing at that video of Ben and Harry fighting?
Jay: No.
Jay: I'm laughing at the comments.
(the comments saying "Ha! Gaaaay" etc.)
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Carlos: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Jay. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Jay!
Gil: Nope.
Carlos: In that case, as the archbishop of Gil's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Jay right on the lips!!!
(Damn Carlos. Yes. Thanks for helping Gil. Everyone needs Carlos as a best friend)
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Harry: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Jay without them noticing?
Gil: Hey, Jay, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Jay: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Harry: ...
(same Harry, same. But then again not that surprised)
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Now this is for @corgiplays for context here
Chloe: Earl, I sense hostility.
Earl: Good, because I hate you.
(accurate?)
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Earl, entering the room: *Sees Chloe and leaves*
Chloe, watching Earl leave: There’s my monthly dose of the Cat…
(Earl didn't leave before pushing one of Chloe's things tho)
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Chloe: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Red: For the dogs.
Chloe: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Red: They don't know how.
(I want Red to be able to cook lol. That can't even be a headcanon tho, that has to be an AU lol)
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Earl: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Biscuit: ...what happened?
Earl: I made a VERY bad mistake.
(Oof)
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Biscuit: Don’t be sad!
Red: Why not?
Biscuit:
Biscuit: I don’t have a good answer.
(Red acts like she can understand him. Imagine his responses lol. But she basically can)
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Chloe: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Earl: I'm aware of that.
Chloe: But then you and I had some time together.
Earl: Uh-huh?
Chloe: It did not get better.
(It did. Stop lying. Also Chloe does the same thing as Red. I mean honestly who doesn't talk to their little furry friends.)
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Red: You don't know anything about me!
Biscuit: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!
(Damn. If Red could actually understand him she'd be flabbergasted)
--and just because I love it so much. Here is that one again
Chloe, gently nudging Earl aside with their foot: Earl, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.
Earl, her eyes enormous: You kick Cat? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Chloe! Jail for Chloe for one thousand years!
(she is purposely laying in the way tho. And then acts like Chloe hurt her when Red hears her distressed meows)
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That's it
Hope you liked it.
Byeeee
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#descendants#disney descendants#disney#mal bertha#evie descendants#evie grimhilde#descendant 2#mal x evie#evie x mal#malvie#mevie#mal and evie#mal/evie#shitpost
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Mal x Reader X Evie
Mal, Evie, and Y/N stood at the edge of the forest surrounding Auradon Prep, the trees casting long shadows in the late afternoon sun. The trio had formed an inseparable bond since their arrival at the prestigious school, brought together by their shared pasts and a mutual understanding of one another’s struggles.
Mal, daughter of Maleficent, was the unspoken leader of their group. With her purple hair and fierce attitude, she commanded attention wherever she went. Evie, daughter of the Evil Queen, was her perfect counterpart—graceful, intelligent, and with a sense of style that was unmatched. And then there was Y/N, the daughter of Oogie Boogie, whose masculine presence and confident demeanor completed their dynamic. Her short-cropped hair and rugged attire set her apart, yet her soft-spoken nature revealed a depth of character that only her closest friends and lovers understood.
Their relationship was unconventional, but it worked for them. They found solace and strength in each other, creating a safe space where they could truly be themselves. As the evening approached, they had decided to escape the pressures of Auradon Prep for a few hours, retreating to their secret hideout in the woods.
"Finally, some peace and quiet," Mal sighed, sinking onto a fallen log and stretching out her legs. "Sometimes this place is just too much."
Evie sat down beside her, nodding in agreement. "I know what you mean. It’s like they expect us to be perfect all the time. It’s exhausting."
Y/N, standing nearby with her hands in her pockets, looked out at the dense forest. "Yeah, but at least we have each other," she said, her voice steady and reassuring. "No matter what happens, we face it together."
Mal smiled, reaching out to take Y/N’s hand and pulling her down to sit with them. "You always know what to say, Y/N."
Y/N grinned, a rare but genuine expression that lit up her face. "It’s because I’ve got the two of you. You make it easy."
They sat in comfortable silence for a while, simply enjoying each other’s company and the tranquility of their surroundings. The forest had become their sanctuary, a place where they could shed the expectations of Auradon and simply be themselves.
Eventually, Evie broke the silence, her eyes twinkling with mischief. "So, who’s up for a little adventure? We could explore deeper into the forest. I’ve heard there’s a hidden waterfall somewhere around here."
Mal’s eyes lit up with excitement. "I’m in. What about you, Y/N?"
Y/N shrugged, a playful smirk tugging at her lips. "Sure, why not? It’s not like we have anywhere else to be."
With that, the three of them set off into the forest, laughing and joking as they went. The deeper they ventured, the denser the trees became, their leaves forming a thick canopy overhead. Sunlight filtered through in patches, casting dappled patterns on the forest floor.
As they walked, Y/N couldn’t help but feel a sense of contentment wash over her. Despite the challenges they faced at Auradon Prep, moments like this made it all worth it. She glanced over at Mal and Evie, their faces lit up with joy and excitement, and felt a surge of affection for them both.
After about an hour of hiking, they finally reached the waterfall. It was more breathtaking than they had imagined, a cascade of water tumbling down into a crystal-clear pool below. The sound of the rushing water filled the air, creating a soothing symphony that drowned out the rest of the world.
"This is amazing," Evie breathed, her eyes wide with wonder.
Mal nodded in agreement, her usual tough exterior softened by the beauty of the scene before them. "Yeah, it really is."
Y/N smiled, feeling a sense of pride that they had found this hidden gem together. "Come on, let’s go check it out."
They made their way down to the edge of the pool, where the water was cool and refreshing. Mal kicked off her boots and dipped her toes in, sighing in contentment. Evie followed suit, her laughter ringing out as she splashed water at Y/N.
Y/N chuckled, quickly shedding her own boots and rolling up her pants before stepping into the water. It was cold, but invigorating, and she couldn’t help but laugh as Mal and Evie continued to splash each other.
For a while, they played in the water, their laughter echoing off the surrounding rocks. It was moments like this that reminded them of the simple joys in life, and how fortunate they were to have found each other.
Eventually, they settled down on a large rock near the edge of the pool, letting the sun warm their skin as they dried off. Mal leaned back against Y/N, her head resting on her shoulder, while Evie nestled against Y/N’s other side.
"This is perfect," Evie murmured, her eyes half-closed in contentment.
"Yeah, it is," Y/N agreed, wrapping her arms around both girls. "I wouldn’t trade this for anything."
Mal smiled, her eyes shining with affection. "Neither would I. We’re stronger together, and nothing can change that."
They sat there for a long time, basking in the warmth of the sun and the comfort of each other’s presence. As the sun began to set, casting a golden glow over the forest, they knew it was time to head back to Auradon Prep. But they did so with lighter hearts, knowing they had each other to lean on.
As they made their way back through the forest, hand in hand, they felt a renewed sense of purpose. No matter what challenges lay ahead, they would face them together, united by their love and their unbreakable bond.
Back at Auradon Prep, the atmosphere was as bustling as ever. Students were scattered across the campus, engaged in various activities and socializing. The trio returned with a sense of tranquility, the serenity of the forest still lingering in their hearts.
As they approached their dorm, they were greeted by Carlos and Jay, who were lounging on the steps. "Hey, where’ve you guys been?" Carlos asked, his curiosity piqued.
"Just out exploring," Mal replied with a shrug. "Needed a break from all the craziness here."
Jay grinned, nudging Carlos. "Sounds like you guys had fun. Wish we could’ve joined you."
"Maybe next time," Y/N said with a smile. "But right now, we’re all about relaxing and recharging."
They headed inside, retreating to their shared common room. Mal flopped onto the couch, stretching out with a satisfied sigh. Evie settled beside her, pulling out a sketchbook and pencil to capture the memory of the waterfall. Y/N stood by the window, looking out at the campus with a thoughtful expression.
"It’s weird, isn’t it?" Y/N mused aloud. "How different our lives are now compared to back on the Isle."
Mal nodded, her gaze distant. "Yeah, but I wouldn’t change it. We’ve come so far, and we’re doing things our parents never dreamed of."
Evie smiled, glancing up from her sketch. "And we’re making a difference. We’re showing everyone that we’re more than our parents’ legacies."
Y/N turned to face them, her expression resolute. "We’re writing our own stories. And we’re doing it together."
Their words hung in the air, a testament to their journey and the bond that had formed between them. They had faced countless challenges, but they had also discovered their own strength and resilience. And with each other by their sides, they knew they could overcome anything.
As the evening wore on, they settled into a comfortable routine. Mal and Evie worked on their respective projects, while Y/N read a book she had borrowed from the library. The tranquility of their hideout in the forest had followed them back to Auradon, creating a bubble of peace amidst the chaos of school life.
Eventually, they all decided to call it a night. Mal and Evie headed to their shared room, while Y/N lingered for a moment, looking out at the night sky. The stars were bright, twinkling like diamonds against the velvet backdrop.
Y/N smiled to herself, feeling a sense of gratitude for the life they had built together. It wasn’t always easy, but it was worth it. With Mal and Evie by her side, she knew she could face anything the world threw at her.
With that thought, she turned and headed to her own room, ready to face whatever challenges tomorrow would bring. And as she drifted off to sleep, her dreams were filled with visions of the waterfall, the laughter of her friends, and the unbreakable bond that held them together.
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FOR EVIE X MAL SHIPPERS
In the royal wedding cartoon, at Ben and Mal’s wedding, there’s a moment with Mal and Evie standing under a string that forms a heart.
Hello??
And look how close they stand in the second one
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#disney descendants#disney#mal descendants#mevie#evie descendants#evie x mal#mal x evie#incorrect descendants quotes
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HOW ARE THEY NOT A CANON SHIP???
LIKE DISNEY YOU MADE THIS VIDEO- YOU PUT ALL THESE MOMENTSS TOGETHER AND THIS SONG IS LIKE 10X MOR EHEARTFELT AND ROMANTIC THAN RIDICULOUS THEYRE SO GAY WTHHH
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Evie: I'm the Evil Queen's daughter. Flirting is part of my heritage Jay: What does that mean? Mal: Her mother was a slut too
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spanish nicknames 2 use when writing hispanic/spanish speaking characters
this is coming as someone who’s mexican, there might b other names other cultures use im not rlly sure. also these aren’t like ALL of them btw. these r ones i used on exs/have read.
gender neutral:
mi amor (my love)
mi vida (my life)
mi corazón (my heart)
corazoncito
mi luz (my light)
mi sol (my sun)
mi luna (my moon)
estrella/estrellita (star/little star)
bebé (baby)
amorcito (lover - not to b confused w “amanté” which means mistress (aka the other man/women) do not trust google !)
mi cielo (my sky)
mi alma (my soul)
fem.
ma/mami/mamas (i cnt think of an actual translation for this? it’s jus smth that’s used) (but like literal translation it means “mom/mommy”) (ok so turns out it is used as “baby/honey/sweetheart/sweetie”)
conejita ( (little) bunny but fem.)
gatita (kitty but make it fem.)
chiquita (shorty is like.. the literal translation for this)
masc.
papi/papa (again cnt rlly think abt how to translate this into a pet name but the literal translation means “daddy”) (again, turns out it is used as “baby/honey/sweetheart/sweetie”)
chiquito (again, means shorty but affectionate)
gatito (kitty but make it masc.)
conejito (same here. (little) bunny but make it masc.)
some phrases i like using/writing/reading
“eres mi vida” (literal translation “you’re my life” but i think of it in a more “you mean everything to me” way.)
“mi corazón es tuyo” (means “my heart is yours” it’s jus extremely cheesy it makes me giggle)
“todo es para ti” (means “everything (i) do is for you” makes me giggle 2)
“me vuelves loco mi amor” (so silly “you drive me crazy” like awe shucks.)
“cuanto te quiero”/“te amo con todo mi corazón” (1. “how much i love you” 2. “i love you with all my heart”. there’s a diff between “quiero” and “amo” btw. generally depends on the context and WHO the person is speaking to.)
“eres mi sol, mi luna y las estrellas. eres mi cielo” (so cute. means “you’re my sun, my moon and all the stars. you’re the entire sky to me.” ok but fr? “mi cielo” is hard to translate.)
“deme que eres mía/mío” (cheesy and possessive !! “tell me you’re mine.”)
like i said b4 these aren’t all of them but the ones i think r the most popular! enjoy and happy writing/writing. lmk if uve got any questions or need help translating :p always down to help !!
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Space Between is 100% a love song. Just thought I should say it
#descendants#descendants 2#evie x mal#mal descendants#evie descendants#i don't like the movies anymore#but they're nostalgic#dove cameron said Mal was in love with Evie#what more proof do u need?
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Random Descendants Incorrect quotes
(with ships)
Queen of Hearts: Why are you drinking, Red?
Red: I don’t drink anymore, so don’t start with that.
Queen of Heart, holding an empty water bottle: So why was this under your bed?
Red: WE NEED WATER TO LIVE!
Queen of Hearts: NOT IN MY DAMN HOUSE!
(such a great mother)
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Red: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”
(fr)
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Dizzy: Truth or dare?
Chloe: Truth!
Dizzy : Do you-
Red: I dare you to kiss me.
Chloe: *kisses Red*
Dizzy, to Celia: They said “truth”, right?
(pretty sure it was a dare 👀)
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Chloe: So you like cats?
Red: Yeah.
Chloe: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
(Chloe is jealous of Earl getting Red's attention. Context here)
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Celia: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Maddox: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Dizzy: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Chloe: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Chad: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Red: I have emotional scars.
(that's Chad in college)
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Ben: Hey, what have you two been up to?
Carlos: We were helping Evie write their vows, but they kicked us out because Jay was making inappropriate suggestions.
Jay: How is "Mal, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?
(why kick Carlos out tho 😪)
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Uma: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Mal: Bees?
Uma: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Mal: Wait-
*Harry approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
(yeah. Ouch)
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Mal, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Jay: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Jay: Here you go.
Mal:
Jay:
Ben: Why am I here?
(damn-)
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Merlin: Fay, you'll be working with Maleficent and Hades.
Fay: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Fay: ...Of people on a team.
(I understand lol)
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Morgie: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*
Morgie: Oh my god, is this expired?
Morgie: *Takes another sip of milk*
(Morgie why are you so relatable)
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Mal: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Ben: That's great, Mal. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
(Canon)
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*Bridget sneezes*
Ella: Bridget, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!
*Charming sneezes*
Ella: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.
(Yuh)
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Bridget: I eat cheerios because they’re heart healthy.
Bridget: And my heart has been severely damaged, so Ella, if you’re out there—
(This makes me imagine that Bridget confessed her feelings to Ella at Castlecoming, Ella took it well but doesn't feel the same and also avoids Bridget while at the dance. Bridget was heartbroken but accepted it, then she got turned into a monster. Ella has been avoiding her and didn't go to help. I don't know how feelings work lol. You make it make sense)
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Chloe: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Red: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Chloe: That one. I want that one.
(let's hope the caterpillar wasn't smoking)
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Mal: Do you always have to attack me with your words?
Audrey: Would you prefer me to use a brick?
(oop)
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*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*
Uliana: *rolls eyes to the sky*
Bridget: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*
Hades: *puts their earphones on at 100% volume*
Hook: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*
Morgie: *is the reason they're crying*
Maleficent: *enjoys in silence*
(Morgie accidentally scared the child)
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*when a child starts crying in public*
Charming: *tries to make the child laugh*
Tiana: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*
Fay: *gives detailed instructions to the parents*
Ella: *ignores the child*
Jaladdin: *is the reason why the child is crying*
(I'm the baby. And that reason is valid)
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Fay, entering Maleficent room: Hades did it again.
Maleficent: Peace disturbance?
Fay: What no-
Maleficent: Arson..?
Fay: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Maleficent: uh....Attempted murder?
Fay: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
(Yeah they live together. So what?)
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Fay: Can I bother you for a second?
Hades: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
(Yeh. Basically)
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The end of the beginning.
I'm tired so I shall sleep 😪.
I wanted to add more but I shall post it now already.
Ok byeee
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mal x evie but they're fairies?
Mal and Evie but they're fairies
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Love Me like A Sailor (Pt. 1)
Mal x Evie (Descendants)
A/N: Hey guys! sorry this fic is so… random?? i’m suddenly obsessed with descendants since i rewatched the movies and i needdd to write for mal and evie soo here’s this lol. there’s probs gonna be two parts and idek if anyone will read this but i wanted to write it anyway !! next fic in the works is abt sam :)
Summary: It’s fall in Auradon and Mal can’t take her eyes off Evie, will she be able to ask her to the school dance? Or will someone else beat her to it? (ik i’m bad at summaries lets not talk abt it)
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“Mal?”
Mal turned her head and saw Ben’s brown eyes looking back at her expectantly.
“Sorry. What?”
Mal hadn’t been paying attention at all. While Ben had been excitedly explaining what Halloween in Auradon was like, Mals attention was focused on Evie who was simply reapplying her lipstick in a compact mirror.
At first, Mal noticed that Evie had stolen her lipstick and she smiled at the fact. Then, she noticed how good her lipstick looked on Evie. The way it made her already plump lips look fuller. And how the concentrated look on Evies face was so cute.
“I was asking if you’ve ever been to a pumpkin patch?” Ben asked, he looked at Mal curiously while taking a stab at his french toast.
Mal and Evie had been in the dining hall eating breakfast when Ben decided to join them at their table. Evie welcomed Ben happily while Mal barely muttered out a “Hello” when he first sat down.
She squinted her eyes at him trying to figure out why he cared. “No, I don’t think so.” She said.
Evie put Mals lipstick away and tuned into their conversation. Her eyebrow perking up at Ben’s question.
“I can’t believe you’ve never been to a pumpkin patch?” Ben said laughing with excitement. “You’d love it! You know, I could take you one day it could be really fun.” He said eagerly.
“Uhm maybe.” Mal said, unsure she liked the idea of going somewhere by herself with Ben. “We should bring Evie, and the guys too they’ve never been either.”
“Oh, yeah,” Ben said clearing his throat, he looked down and adverted his eyes away from hers. “that’d be cool. I’ll uhm let you guys know a day.” He gave a small smile before getting up to put his tray away.
As Ben walked away Mal looked back over at Evie who was now giving Mal a not-so subtle smirk.
Mal pouted slightly confused at why Evie was making a face at her. “What?”
“Ben just asked you out on a date. And you very brutally turned it down by inviting the rest of us along.” Evie said lightly laughing.
“A date?” Mal said her mouth agape. She didn’t realize that’s what Ben was doing…
When Mal took it upon herself to spell Ben that’s all she thought it would be, a spell, but when Ben told her that he actually was in love with her she had no idea what to do. Mal didn’t love him and now he was asking her out. It was all too much.
“His crush on me is weird.” She said ruffling her eyebrows. “I didn’t mean for the love spell to work that well.”
Evie laughed her words. “Don’t stress about it too much. I’m sure the king can handle a little rejection.” She said.
Later on, the girls decided to get out of their dorm for a bit and take a walk around Araudon. The leaves were displayed around them with shades of orange and reds. Mal and Evie had never seen anything like it before. Seasons on the Isle didn’t really exist. It was always just gloomy and dead feeling.
Evie watched as even Mals usually unimpressed stare turned into one filled with curiosity and amazement.
“It’s still so shocking to me how pretty this place is. It’s like something out of a Fairytale.” Evie said. She was barely focused on the view of the leaves and almost fully focused on the slight smile Mals face held.
“Yeah.” Mal agreed looking up at Evie. She was slightly at a loss for words.
After a few beats of silence with nothing but the leaves crunching under their feet making noise, Mal spoke up.
“We should do something.” She said a hopeful glint in her eye.
Evies deep brown eyes looked into Mals, “Like what?” She asked.
Mal looked down, she wasn’t actually sure what she wanted to do, all she knew was she wanted to spend time with Evie.
“Well everyone in Auradon groans about how amazing fall is and all the fall activities they do and we’ve yet to do any.” She explained with a shrug.
Evie giggled at her and nodded suddenly getting an idea. “We should bake!” Evie said excitedly imagining her and her best friend in one of Auradons oversized kitchens.
Even though She wanted to do something, baking was not what she had in mind. Mals recent memories with baking ended in being asked out on dates she really didn’t want to attend.
Mal looked, not so convinced, “I’ve only ever baked one thing.” She claimed grimacing slightly. “And we all know how that turned out.”
“Come on Mal it’ll be fun. You don’t have to accidentally make someone fall in love with you this time, it’ll just be us anyways.” Evie said, blue strands of hair falling into her face as she looked over at her best friend.
Mal reached up and lightly brushed Evies hair behind her ears. “I mean… if you want to I want to.” She said finally giving in. Drawing her attention back to the trees around them, she failed to notice the light pink shade now painting over Evies cheeks.
As they made their way into the kitchen, Evie and Mal debated on what to make.
“We should make something easy since it is like, only our second time baking.” Mal said placing the cookbook down on the kitchens island.
Evie nodded in agreement. “How about brownies?” She said her eyes lighting up. “We could put a little ghost on there with frosting and everything!”
Mal smiled at the idea and started looking for all the ingredients they’d need. Evie went and grabbed a bowl, a whisk and, put some halloween music on to set the mood.
As Evie started to the mix the ingredients inside the bowl, she noticed Mals eyes paying very little attention to their brownie mix and a great amount of attention to her.
She looked at Mal and giggled. “You’re staring.” She said pausing her mixing of for a moment.
“How could I not?” Mal said with silly wink. Evie laughed at her and tried her best to ignore the way her stomach felt like it was doing cartwheels.
“You know I can’t believe we didn’t have this holiday on the Isle,” Mal said dipping her finger into the batter to taste it. “You’d think the villains would appreciate a day where it’d be acceptable to just be as evil as possible.”
Evie thought about it, it was weird they didn’t have Halloween on the Isle. She could imagine if they did though, and she wasn’t sure she liked the idea of it. “I think that we should be thankful we didn’t have it to be honest.” Evie said looking up at Mal who was licking batter off her fingers.
Mal now had a concerning amount of chocolate on her face and Evie tried her best not to laugh at her.
“What’s so funny?” Mal said, feeling like she missed some joke.
“You’ve just got a little something right there.” Evie said making sure she pointed over every inch of Mals face just so she knew she looked ridiculous.
Mal sarcastically laughed at Evies joke and, tried to wipe the mess off her face but failed, rubbing all the wrong areas.
“Here let me help you.” Evie said still smiling a little at the way Mal looked.
She wet a paper towel and lightly pulled Mals face towards hers so she’d be able to clean it. As she dabbed the paper towel on her cheek she didn’t fail to notice the way Mals eyes intently looked into her own almost as if in a trance.
Mal found herself enamored with Evie. Her dark and deep brown eyes. The way her blue hair cascaded down her shoulders. And the pretty curve of her lips as she focused on wiping at her face. This was like the third time today Mal couldn’t take her eyes off of her best friend. But it was impossible to, she was just so easy to get lost in.
“Okay and… All done!” Evie said checking over Mal one more time to make sure she got everything. It took Mal a second to bring her mind back to reality.
“T- Thanks.” Was all she was able to choke out as Evie pulled away from her.
Evie giggled at Mals flustered reaction and decided to lean closer to Mal once again, to give her a quick kiss on the cheek. “You’re welcome.” She said smiling.
Now Mal was really at a loss for words.
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“And then she kissed me.” Mal said sighing.
“SHE KISSED YOU?” Jay and Carlos said in unison.
“Well, on the cheek.”
Mal, Carlos and, Jay all sat in the boys dorm room, while Dude slept on Jays chest. 20 minutes earlier Mal had burst into the room saying she needed help. She looked frantic and the boys assumed that it was some huge emergency. But, when Mal said that she thought she had feelings for Evie. They boys calmed down, much to her dismay. To them this wasn’t anything new. It was obvious Mal liked her, but to Mal it was a huge realization.
“I can’t believe you guys just knew I had feelings for her this whole time and didn’t think to let me know.” Mal said glaring at Carlos who had an annoying smirk on his face.
“We knew you’d figure out eventually,” Jay said scratching behind Dudes ears. “Plus it was kinda funny to watch you be so oblivious.”
Mal just rolled her eyes defeated.
Carlos rolled over on the bed he was lying on to look at Mal. “You know,” He said teasingly dragging out his words. “The Halloween dance is in a week and a half.”
A smirk displayed across Jays face at Carlos implication. Mal just sat there lost. She didn’t understand what they were getting at.
“So?” She said slightly annoyed.
“So… You should ask her to go with you.” Jay said raising his eyebrows as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
“Ask her to go with me?” Mal repeated clearly not liking the idea. “I can’t do that.” She hung her head and fidgeted with her hands.
“I don’t see why not.” Carlos shrugged at her. “There’s no way in the world she’d say no to you and as far as I know she doesn’t have a date yet.” He said quite matter of factly.
Jay nodded along with Carlos’ statement. “She might not have a date yet but you know that someone’s gonna ask her if you don’t Mal.” He said looking up at her. “This could be your one chance.”
The words hit Mal like a brick. Her green eyes suddenly glazed with realization. She knew that it would kill her to see Evie with someone else at the dance. So she had to take the boys advice and ask her out. It sounded crazy and honestly she wasn’t sure how she would do it but, she had to.
Later that night after Mal had showered she sat in bed with her Pjs on contemplating how she was going to go about this. She thought about maybe getting Evie flowers with orange petals, or getting a halloween themed bear but all of it sounded too extreme and she was scared she’d overdo it and scare Evie away.
What if she just-
Mals thinking was abruptly interrupted when Evie appeared in the doorway talking to Doug.
She couldn’t make out what they were saying but she saw Evie giggling and Doug smiling happily back at her. Mal couldn’t help the jealousy rising in her chest.
Evie closed the door and mumbled out an apology to Mal. “Didn’t mean to wake you.” She said apologetically smiling.
Mal shot a half smile back barely turning to face Evie. “I wasn’t sleeping.” She said dryly.
Evie, being as smart as she was, very easily picked up on Mals bad mood. She decided to not bother her anymore and head to take a shower.
While Evie showered Mals anxiety picked up more and more. What if Doug had already asked her to the dance and just like Jay said she missed her one chance? If only she’d realized earlier how she felt maybe this wouldn’t have happened. Then, she would’ve already asked her to the dance they’d be able to go together. Now she was going to have to watch Evie dance with some dopey guy while she sat in the corner and moped all night.
Once again, Evie interrupted her thinking as she walked out the bathroom in her shorts and a hoodie that just happened to be Mals. “Is that my hoodie?” Mal said mouth slightly open at the fact that her hoodie looked so so good on Evie.
“Yeah I guess it is. Sorry.” Evie said bashfully while walking over to her bed. She opened up her sketchbook and started sketching something out while Mal watched her curiously.
“What do you think of this?” Evie asked, walking over to Mals bed. Evie handed her the book and sat down next to her. It was a sketch of a blue suit with cobweb patterns all over it. Mal was amazed. Even for a rough sketch it looked good.
“E, that’s amazing. Who’s it for?” Mal asked genuinely curious.
Evie smiled and closed the sketchbook up. “It’s for Doug. He stopped me on my way to the dorm and asked if I could make him a suit for the dance!” She said happily.
Mals eyes lit up at Evie and she looked at her smiling way too enthusiastically.
“What?” Evie said laughing at the look on Mals face.
“Wait, Doug didn’t ask you to the dance?” She asked her face colored with hope.
Evie lowered her eyebrows in confusion. “No?” She answered almost laughing. “Not be rude Mal but Doug isn’t really, uhm, my type.”
“I still have a chance,” Mal said under her breath not thinking about the fact that Evie could definitely hear her.
Evies face perked up at Mals words. “You still have a chance?” She repeated not quite understanding.
Mal swore she could feel her heart drop. There was no way she actually said that out loud. “I- uhm,” Evie stared into Mals eyes silently urging her to go on.
As Mals thoughts ran a million miles per second Jays words popped into her head once again. “This is your one chance.” He had said. She knew she had to ask Evie now.
“Evie,” She started. “I was wondering if you’d go to the dance with me on halloween?” Mal was too nervous to look at Evie and notice the way a huge smile spread across her face. When Evie didn’t say anything at first Mal swore she had just ruined everything. “I mean you don’t have to go with me obviously. I’m sure a bunch of other people want to go with you as well but I thought i’d still try and ask if maybe you’d go with me?” Mal was usually so sure of herself and confident. And for the first time in her life she felt shy and embarrassed.
Evie suddenly pulled Mal closer to her and wrapped her arms around her, letting out a small squeal. “Of course i’d go with you Mal!” She said pulling back slightly to look at her.
Mals face was colored with shock struggling to process Evies words. “Really?” She asked trying to make sure this wasn’t just some cruel prank.
“Of course,” Evie said like it was obvious. “I’m happy to know all my flirting payed off.” She smirked at Mal and playfully ran her hands through her purple strands.
Suddenly, it felt like all the wind had been knocked out of Mal. “What?” She said barely able to speak, too distracted by the tingly feeling of Evies hands in her hair.
“Really? The kiss on the cheek? Me constantly stealing your things and acting like I didn’t realize they were yours.” She said looking down at Mals purple hoodie that she just “happened” to be wearing.
Mal just stared at her baffled. How could she have not noticed any of that.
A laugh escaped from Evie lips and Mal couldn’t help but laugh with her. “Your obliviousness was kind of cute.”
#wlw ship#descendants#evie grimhilde#mal bertha#evie x mal#mal x evie#mal x reader#evie x reader#mal x ben#evie x doug#dove cameron#sofia carson#disney#mal bertha x evie grimhilde#rise of red#red x chloe
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Femslash February 2024
003. Space - Mal Dragan/Evie Grimhilde - Disney's Descendants
#femslash february#femslash feb 2024#femslash february 2024#descendants#disney descendants#disney's descendants#evie x mal#mal x evie#*g#*descendants#*dcom#*ff2024
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AU
Can you imagine an AU where Wednesday is the one who falls in love first when he sees Enid but she really likes Ajax and starts a relationship with him? and Wednesday makes a kind of position to forget her but she ends up making a portal where the Disney descendants and she begins to have a friendship with Mal and enid begins to get jealous and not from friends
#enid sinclair#incorrect wednesday quotes#wednesday and enid#wednesday addams#wenclair#enid#netflix wednesday#evie grimhilde#evie.txt#mal bertha#evie x mal#descendants#disney descendants#mal x evie#enid wednesday#love#friends
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I'm rewatching descendants just because and oh my God... Mal and Evie are so gay. Like the space between? That's a breakup song. They're in love. No matter what you say
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Evie: I'm not a lesbian Evie: I only liked Mal because I thought she liked me back Carlos: So you're suffering from fatally low self esteem? Carlos: Trust me, being gay is way better than that
#spoiler alert: evie was a lesbian#descendants#disney descendants#incorrect descendants quotes#evie grimhilde#carlos de vil#carlos x evie#evie x mal#malvie#my stuff#my incorrect quotes
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