#Even tho there's nothing to do and Nightmare has probably not even noticed

[somegrumpynerd]

Little pencil doodles of this post since @pigeonstab’s tags got me inspired again

And a bonus one

[farfaras]

Part 2.

What if Eddie moved on from thinking Steve and Nancy should get back together when Jonathan came back and saw how they’re actually destined to be together even tho they still have shit to figure out.

I know it’s a popular hc that Eddie and Robin clock each other immediately BUT I still think that as two queer kids in a small backwards town they’re more worried about no one finding out about them so they wouldn’t notice someone else. So worried about themselves that they (like straight people) also fall into the mindset of ‘everyone is straight until proven otherwise’.

What’s the result of this? Eddie seeing how close Robin and Steve are and thinking there must be something there. And because Steve is a little more affectionate than Robin, now Eddie thinks he’s pining after her.

“Why aren’t you and Robin together?”

“It’s not like that. She’s my best friend.”

“I don’t buy it.”

So now Steve has to put up with Eddie constantly going on about how Steve should just ask her out already, what’s he waiting for, she probably likes him back.

It bothers Steve to no end. He wished society had advanced enough to realize that men and women can be platonic friends without having to explain themselves.

A nightmare.

And Steve would never out Robin, so telling him the truth wasn’t an option. And he really wasn’t interested in dating anyone right now, so that was out of the question. What could he do to get Eddie to understand that him and Robin would never happen?

Then he remembered. It seemed so distant but Steve actually tried to tell Robin he liked her once. It was kinda embarrassing to think about now, specially because he saw Robin as nothing more than a friend now. He couldn’t even remember what having a crush on her ever felt like. And maybe he never even had one, shitty friends and shitty parents maybe warped his perception and then he couldn’t see the difference between platonic and romantic feelings. Well, that was for another day. He could tell the difference now. He thinks.

He could just tell Eddie about that moment in starcourt. He would just leave out the part about Robin having absolutely bad taste in girls. Foolproof. Eddie would leave it alone now.

“What? She just rejected you and then you decided to become her best friend?” He looked surprised, like the idea was impossible to understand.

“And I don’t regret it. She’s the best friend I’ve ever had.”

“You’re crazy.” Steve didn’t expect that.

“What do you mean?”

Eddie looked at him and his expression was hard to read. “You’re telling me that after being rejected you didn’t need time away? Just jumped to being a platonic friend? Despite your feelings?” He scoffed. “I could never do that.”

“It wasn’t that hard.”

“Now I know you’re lying. You still like her?”

Steve really tried to convince Eddie that he didn’t like Robin anymore. But no matter what he would say he didn’t believe him.

So Steve gave up.

Now he goes along with it. It’s easier. It stopped Eddie from trying to set them up or whatever.

Except it didn’t.

Now Eddie came up with the absolute great idea of making her jealous. Which was so so ridiculous Steve had to hold back laughter. He didn’t mention how much Robin had heard about past dates. This was beginning to amuse him just a little bit.

“How would I even do that?” Steve asked, curious as to what Eddie would come up with.

“You know? Let me think about this.” He made a show of putting his hand on his chin, contemplating. “Show up at work with some marks on you neck. You know, see how she reacts to that knowledge.” Steve knows how Robin reacts to that. Before Vecna, on his endless quest to find ‘the one’ (what a waste) he had some hookups. One time he went into work with one or two hickeys on his neck. Robin wouldn’t even bat her eyes, just would ask ‘who was it now?’ and then ask if he would see her again. The answer was no. Eddie didn’t know this.

“Yeah well, I really don’t feel like going on a date and hooking up with someone just to use it to bait a reaction. Seems kinda cruel to the other person.” Steve thinks that should be enough to shut this idea down.

“Huh. Maybe you’re better than me because I didn’t even think about that.”

Steve doesn’t reply, just snorts. And he thinks that’s gonna be the end of it. There’s nothing else Eddie can really do or come up with. Right?

Wrong.

“I could do it.” Did Steve hear that right? Huh?

“What?” Steve asked.

“Give you a hickey. It’s no big deal, really.”

If you asked Steve why he said yes. Man, he wouldn’t be able to tell you. He really doesn’t know! It’s like someone possessed him and he was moving his mouth, but it wasn’t him. Maybe it was because he couldn’t come up with a reason not to do it fast enough that would convince Eddie.

They were both sitting on the couch so Eddie just leaned in and started on a spot on the left side of his neck. Steve’s hand instinctively moved to the back of Eddie’s head. One wouldn’t think so based on its appearance but Eddie’s hair was surprisingly soft.

Suddenly there were teeth scraping his neck. Steve let out a noise that he hadn’t heard before. He accidentally pulled a little on Eddie’s hair, he was gonna apologize but Eddie didn’t seem to mind, he just hummed.

“Did you just bite me?”

Eddie pulled back and sneered. “Sorry. I let my impulsive thoughts win.” What does that even mean?

Steve was gonna ask if that did it but then Eddie moved to his lap, straddling him. “What are you doing?”

“Getting the other side?” Makes sense? Honestly his mind was getting a little mushy and was only focusing on Eddie’s weight on him. When Eddie leaned in again, Steve’s hands traveled to rest on his hips. Eddie’s on his shoulders to have leverage, his hips hovering now.

Steve tipped his head back to give him a little more space. With more space Eddie seemed to be satisfied with that spot and moved lower, however this next one was sensitive to Steve, he’s always known that. He was gonna say so but he couldn’t, Eddie was already on it. He let out a breathy sound and gripped Eddie’s hips tighter making him slam back on his lap. He thinks Eddie moaned, he’s not sure tho. “Sorry.” He muttered.

He didn’t think he’d enjoy this.

He did.

Maybe he should put a stop to it.

He hasn’t so far.

It went on a little longer. Some hands wandering. Some sounds uttered. Minds getting floaty.

He knew it was coming to an end when Eddie started leaving kisses to soothe the spots, he trailed until he got to his ear. Which he actually licked. It was probably to make a joke but it only made Steve shiver.

“I think you’re done.” Eddie said. He hesitated a second before climbing off his lap.

Steve knew he looked winded. Eddie tried to look casual but he’s known him for a while and could see that it was feigned casualness.

“Uh. Good.” Lame. Steve is lame.

Mike Wheeler was right because Steve Harrington is lame.

How is he gonna explain this to Robin?

[do-you-know-this-adhd-character]

Do you know this (noncanon) ADHD character?

SPECIFICALLY THE VERSION FROM DUCKTALES (2017)

Evidence below the cut!

There were two submissions for this one!

Submission 1: honestly i'm surprised dewey hasn't been submitted yet bc he's like. "classic adhd personality type". he's hyperactive, impulsive, easily distracted, and HATES being bored. the official character bio describes him as "quick to throw himself into dangerous situations without thinking" and in the pilot episode gets distracted mid-conversation ("stop! scrooge was trying to keep me out of trouble, but i was so caught up in- why is there a lamp on the floor?") what REALLY sealed the deal for this headcanon, however, was the rsd he displays, bc this kid desperately wants to be loved by everyone and is absolutely crushed when that doesn't happen. his dream world is a high school musical-type high school where he's the mascot and star (nightmare on killmotor street); he had a panic attack because he tried playing a heel in a wrestling match and the crowd kept booing him (rumble for ragnarok); and in one episode started crying bc he thought he disappointed his mom (raiders of the doomsday vault). (speaking of his mom, there's loosely enough evidence to point to her being adhd too, and you know what they say about it running in families.)

Submission 2:

i could go on for AGESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS about dewey and the adhd headcanon. i am going to write a bunch of stuff, but it probably won't turn out very well (i write worse when i'm passionate about something lmao) why i see him as adhd: he has EXTREME rejection sensetivity dysphoria, which to me is most apparent in the money tree and boxing episodes (which i have inconveniently forgotten the names of). he requires attention and love to feel fulfilled, and will go to great lengths to be praised. he hates failure and the idea of being a dissapointment, so he goes to great lengths to prove his worth. he tends to be stupidly stubborn, not backing out of something even if it would put him in serious danger. he's also very impulsive -- jumps into dangerous situations without thinking about the consequence, all that matters is that it's exciting! he's SUPER energetic, and a small detail i noticed is that he doesn't seem to fall asleep easily? he's very chatty, there's an entire episode where he gets involved in a gang of sky pirates because he really, really wanted to talk about a hat he found. a lot of his decisions are irrational or generally just based on strong emotions?? he's definetly more of a thinker than a feeler. ("stop assuming i know things, ok? baseline, assume i know NOTHING!") he exaggerates his emotions or the severity of situations a lot. very easily distracted (or at least pays attention to the wrong thing? like, when they're offered to test out godhood, when they're told they're going to do "god auditions", dewey seems to miss out the "god" part and just does a dance routine (his reaction to realising he messed up is too funny to me, and his dance was actually really good imo) he's constantly breaking into song, uses his name as a pun almost constantly, and has a catchphrase he uses regularly. it's his 'character trait' (i'm not entirely sure how this relates to adhd but like. it makes sense to me) WAY too curious for his own good. generally just really hyperactive? goofs off when it's not really appropriate. i feel like there has been moments where he's been shown stimming before. (ik huey has for sure i'm not totally certain about dewey tho) also he's voiced by BEN SCHWARTZ. that guy seems to want to voice adhd-hi characters that are represented with the colour blue. ICONIC anyways that's all for my silly rambling. dewey and huey are the ultimate adhd autism solidarity duo btw

[beesflowers]

𝒦𝒶𝓀𝑜 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓋𝒶𝓇𝒾𝑜𝓊𝓈 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈

Characters: Kako Boisclair x Akito Shinonome, Tsukasa Tenma, Toya Aoyagi, Rui Kamishiro

Type: headcanons, fluff

Note: I'm only doing male characters since Kako is gay. Also Kako is not canonically shipped (by me) with anyone so take your pick! Also I don't hate any character here, I just happened to give them nicknames that were my first thought

Akito Shinonome

So since Kako is always tired, Akito would probably be the one to always complain about it and make him take care of himelf... or at least he can try... Boisclair is actually pretty stubborn if it's about falling asleep so he usually fails. But when he does, our ginger let's his soft side out and yellow eyed boy may even catch him do so sometimes but he stays quiet as he's both too tired to speak and doesn't want him to stop.

"Kako... don't tell me you're falling asleep AGAIN... at least get on couch or somewhere more comfortable than floor!"

"But... floor is comfortable..."

"Eh... hold on tight. I'll carry you there... but next time I'm just gonna leave you be. So be aware!"

"Don't worry, it won't happen again..."

It does happen again. And tsundere never really left him! Instead he always carried him somewhere comfortable. Maybe french boy is doing it all on purpose, just to get carried?

Tsukasa Tenma

Kako isn't the quiet type but he's not really talkative either... that's why Tsukasa would make a great partner for him! Plus, our future star is also pretty caring by nature, especially to the ones he love! So if both boys happen to be together, it's almost sure that mr. future star will take care of this lazy french boy. Be it by putting blanket over him, making sure he always falls asleep somewhere comfortable or even lending him a shoulder if they're in public!

"Hey Kasa... I wanna take a nap..."

"Of course! Are lessons this tiring?"

"Kinda... my next lesson is math..."

"Oh... I see... well I'm sure you'll do good! You're not bad at it after all!"

"Thanks. I'd prefer to take a safety nap before it tho... do you want to take a nap too?"

"Not really... and someone needs to watch over you!"

Toya Aoyagi

Kako is really good at making coffee since he works at cafe so I'm just sure Toya often gets to taste the coffee he makes. This french boy might be lazy but when it comes to making the ones he love smile or making coffee, he's ready to get up for these few minutes! Plus there's nothing better than enjoying coffee with your partner~

"Kako? You're up from the very morning? Did something happened? Did you had a nigthmare?"

"Do you think a nightmare would stop me from sleeping? But no, I just happen to wake up early and decided to make us coffee!"

"Oh, thank you then. I'm happy to taste your coffee first thing in the morning~"

"No problem! And tell me if I got it right this time!"

"Yes... yes you did. Like always tho. Thank you Kako, your abilities are truly amazing."

Rui Kamishiro

Okey so sine Kako can be often almost all the time, he probably has a lot of problems with just walking straight... so when he's walking anywhere with Rui, he always has his arm wrapped around his shoulder or holding him by hand to catch him in case he falls.

But of course we cannot miss that constant teasing for our french boy from living ":3", mostly about his height... like there's around 24cm/9inches difference between them so of course he can't miss any ocassion!

"Oh? Did you not get enough sleep again?"

"I thought I did... I slept for 10 hours but it seems I might need a little nap today as well..."

"Don't worry! You can fall on me! I'm sure no one would even notice~"

"... Why? I'm the type to talk through sleep after all..."

"Oh no, I meant see, not hear! You're so short I bet no one would notice you there, cutie~!"

"I'm not that short...!"

[lavellane]

2, 22, 24, 27 and 29 for anders and cillian :^)

2. Any sleep habits either had to get used to?

there's a period of adjustment when anders moves in where cillian has to get used to the grey warden nightmares :c im fairly sure its been mentioned that his dreams arent too severe, but i imagine the justice merger exacerbates things and theyre disconcerting enough to be noticeable. cillian finds the whole thing a bit upsetting bc like hes a rogue he cant do anything abt bad dreams ! bit its also a great excuse to cuddle up more >:) on the other hand, cillian is a restless sleeper who tosses and turns thru the night and probably wakes up draped over poor anders lmao

22. Who gets more easily embarrassed?

hmmmmm superficially i think anders ! solely bc cillian is pretty quick to laugh most things off and he isn't really phased by what other people think of him, because other people think a lot! i think privately though cillian does carry more shame just in the way he behaves. he undersells himself often, he doesnt talk about his beliefs or thoughts or feelings bc he doesnt think theyre valuable, and esp w him being half elven he feels perpetually out of place most days and naturally that comes with a lot of self consciousness and embarrassment. he doesnt like bumming people out by dwelling on it or talking about it, though he cherishes finally having someone like anders to be vulnerable with about that stuff. even if it is a little embarrassing.

24. Which of the two is the most competitive?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm...... i don't think they compete with each other tbh! cillian would much rather team up and compete against Other people lol. tho i think it depends on the circumstances. anders is more stubborn when it comes to arguments, whereas when it comes to like... idk... lighthearted bar games or wicked grace? all bets are off relationships mean nothing to cillian 😐 he would be a TERROR at mario party

27.  What random everyday object/activity makes them think of each other? 

feathers always reminds cillian of anders.. esp after his mota quest. cillian is Always bringing anders lil feathers he finds on the rooftops or smth and anders doesnt have the heart to tell him that 90% of thm are from the average diseased kirkwall pigeon :( altho one time he accidentally and coincidentally gave him a rare hawk feather! which anders thought was 🥺🥺🥺 and still has it and looks over when he's feeling especially romantic.

for anders, he sees cillian in everything after losing him in adamant. lol

29.  What is their sex life like? 

varied! equal parts playful/lighthhearted and also intimate and intense. depending on the circumstances/needs of the other. cillian's shameless pda aside, publically (even w the kirkwall crew) he's usually soooo mellow and goofy, so i think it would really surprise anders to learn that behind closed doors he's very touch starved, and desperate to be open and vulnerable and confide in someone he loves. cillian is CRAZY passionate and very clingy lol <3

[zsupika]

Hunter X Hunter sleeping headcanons

Tw: none except maybe a tiny bit suggestive

Characters: Kurapika my beloved, Chrollo, Illumi, Leorio, Hisoka

A/N: this is just pure fluff >~< i lovee Hxh and I haven't written anything to it yet + I had a lot of ideas so I hope you all will enjoy them!! :) feel free to request anything for me to write <3

Kurapika

He's probably a very light sleeper

Probably has nightmares frequently

Make sure to comfort him

I think he's fine with sleeping back to back

But if you want he's down to sleep while cuddling

He will give you kisses on your head

He's probably a mix between hot and cold

Very comfortable temperature

He will smell very clean and like shampoo

Has light snores / heavy breath

His morning voice will be the cutest >~<

Leorio

He would sleep in a spooning position no question

One hand under your head and one on your boob for sure

Nothing sexual, he just likes you two being close and he likes skin to skin contact

But if you don't like that he's fine with keeping his hand on your waist

He always forgets to take off his glasses

You need to remind him to take them off

Showers you with kisses before you go to sleep and as soon as you wake up

He snores. Loud.

But If you shake him just a little he would unconsciously stop

His sheets will be all over the place in the morning because he moves around a lot

Some of them are on the floor

He has way too many pillows

Chrollo

He goes to sleep very late

You're probably already deep asleep when he joins you

He always has fresh and clean sheets

He smells very elegant ( idk how to describe it XP)

He listens to some music before he goes to sleep

If you're fine with it he would play it out loud on a low volume

If not he's fine with using headphones

He would already be awake working when you wake up

Would greet you with a good morning beauty and a self-made breakfast

Hisoka

He would make sure you're warm even if you tell him it's too warm

He doesn't want you to get a cold no matter what

You appreciate it tho

He would have his hair down with sleeping shorts and a simple t-shirt

He would bring home random clothes that you could wear to bed

He falls asleep pretty fast but he's also awake pretty fast

If he senses danger he would do anything to protect you

He will most likely smell a little like blood when he comes home but once he takes a warm bath the smell will be gone

(if you fall out of your bed easily) he would make sure to catch you with his bungee gum and pull you closer to him to keep you from falling again

Illumi

He's a very quiet sleeper

It's like he's not even there

No snoring and you can't really hear his breath

It worries you sometimes but you know it's just what he's like

He probably sleeps very straight

I don't really know why but I feel like he would wear a headband to bed in order to keep his hair from falling into his face

You can cuddle into his side he doesn't mind

He sleeps with his eyes open

Sometimes it creeps you out a little but well..

He smells like nothing

Except a tiny bit like your parfume from all the hugging

It's so mild that you don't really notice it

But he does

He doesn't admit it but he likes it

It makes him feel like he's closer to you

[chloesolace]

Hii! Could you maybe write something where fem reader has a nightmare and Viserys comforts her after she wakes up in a cold sweat all panicked? I struggle with them and I think there is a lack of Viserys fics out there! It’s totally fine if not tho :)

Dream Of Me - Viserys I Targaryen x Reader

summary: You awake after a nightmare and Viserys comforts you, which gives you the courage to begin facing your fears.

pairing: Viserys I Targaryen x Reader

word count: 1.2k

warnings: none

a/n: There was a time when I also had a lot of nightmares, and I really hope this story can comfort you a bit <3 Also quick info: I’m gonna have my wisdom teeth removed soon so I probably won’t be able to write for a bit, depending on how the surgery will go.

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Your eyes opened and your entire body tensed, lips parting when you gasped for air. You were panting as you pulled the blanket tighter around your body, sweat causing your hair to stick to your forehead and back. 

It had just been a dream, and yet you saw everything so vividly before your inner eye, even now, as you slowly registered that you were in your bedroom. It gave you little comfort when the memories dug themselves into your mind like claws, refusing to let go no matter how hard you shook your head. 

Next to you, Viserys shifted before he sat up, hand resting on your shoulder. The warm touch made you shiver but you didn’t dare turn around, even when he used a match to light the candle on your bedside table. 

“What is it, love?” he asked, searching for your gaze, but you only looked at him after squeezing your eyes shut and telling yourself that you were safe. 

“Nothing,” you replied breathlessly, to which Viserys gave you an unconvinced look. 

“The nightmares again?” He guessed, but all you could do was nod as you rolled onto your back and stared at the ceiling above you. Your eyes were still wide and you could feel the adrenaline pumping through your veins, which physically manifested itself in the rash on your skin and the way you were holding onto the blanket. 

Viserys gently wrapped his hand around yours and raised it slightly so you were forced to let go of the blanket, your fingers aching when you relaxed them. “(y/n),” he said. His voice was raspy since he had just woken up, but there was also a softness in it that did not go unnoticed by you. You smiled faintly, even if it was forced. 

“What was the dream?” He placed his free hand on your back, guiding you to sit up, as the other began caressing your skin. The candlelight illuminated his face from the side, and though his irises seemed uncharacteristically dark in this lighting, you could still see the familiar glisten in them. 

“A dragon,” you began, already shivering when the first word left your lips, “swallowed me whole.” You gulped, and his hand tightened around yours. You were not of Valyrian blood like him, so you had always been somewhat afraid of these creatures. “I felt everything. The large mouth, the sharp teeth.” 

You covered your mouth with your hand to suffocate a sob as tears blurred your view. Viserys wrapped his arms around you, pulling your head against his chest. It was only then that you noticed you were shaking. 

“It’s alright,” he whispered gently as you found comfort in his touch and smell, which was so familiar to you that it was a home in itself. “You know the dragons won’t harm you, but I also know that is not what you need to hear right now.”

You didn’t reply when you closed your eyes, focusing on the way his touch felt; comforting and secure. The details of the dream began to fade from your memory slowly but surely, leaving you with nothing but the feeling of dread that did not seem to cease. 

“Rest assured that I will always be by your side when you face these nightmares,” Viserys continued, making you lock eyes with him. “Even if you cannot see or feel me, I am there. And if you find yourself scared, simply think of me.” 

He leaned against the bed frame, his lips curled up into a smile and his tired eyes sparkling in the dim light. You nodded at him, smiling and thankful for the kind words, which helped calm you down quite a bit. 

Viserys reached out to brush a strand of hair behind your ear, as you said, “Is it not embarrassing to be scared of dragons as the Queen of this realm? With a Targaryen king as well. I sometimes cannot help but feel like I am not deserving of the crown I wear.” 

He inhaled deeply, eyebrows furrowed as if he could not believe what he was hearing. “You are every inch a Queen, (y/n). We all have fears, some more, others less. It does not make you any less strong or worthy.”

You smiled at him, watching as his gaze shifted towards the bookshelf to your right. You loved to sit awake in bed and read until the break of dawn, mostly since you wanted to avoid sleeping so you would not have to experience another nightmare. They were not all of dragons, but you found them the most unnerving. 

“Would you read to me?” Viserys asked, nodding towards the bookshelf. “I love when you read. You have a beautiful voice, which one can easily listen to.”

You noticed how he wanted to change the topic, presumably to try and get your mind off of things, and you were thankful for it. You slid off the bed and came to a halt in front of the shelf, where your eyes scanned the book spines, until locking on a leather bound one. You had to stand on your tiptoes to grab it, the golden letters glistening faintly when you turned it in your hands.

“The Ballad of Annabel Lee,” Viserys read when you sat back down next to him, and you nodded enthusiastically while you opened the book on page one. It was handwritten, and some of the ink had faded over the years, but it was still readable. 

“I remember you telling me about this book,” you said to him, letting your finger run down the page. The paper was thick and had yellowed at the corners. “You said your mother liked to read it.”

“She did.” Viserys seemed to hesitate, shifting slightly on the bed. “But this book is about the history of dragons.”

You turned the page until you landed on chapter one, pulling your knees up to your chest. “I know,” you replied softly. “If I do not face my fears, I will never be able to get over them.”

“Just remember not to push yourself too much, (y/n).”

You appreciated the words but did not reply as you instead began reading the first chapter aloud, something struggling to decipher the word due to the ink and limited lighting. You read about the companionship and loyalty between dragon and rider, and how Valyria established itself with the help of these creatures. 

At first, you were still unsettled, as you remembered your dream and the beasts slumbering in the dragon pit now far from the palace, but then you read about how a dragon once saved its rider. And soon, your eyes became heavy again. You barely registered that Viserys placed the book aside and pulled you towards him, before planting a soft kiss on your temple. 

That night, you dreamed again. But this time, it was of you and Viserys and the future you would have together. It was a dream that made you feel warm inside, even long after you woke the next morning. And even though you would have never thought it possible, your nightmares only rarely returned after that night. For you always kept in mind that the love of your life was never far, even when you were sleeping.

[sugarcause]

helloooo!! if it’s not too much trouble, could i request some fluffy crack hcs (like if they hog the blankets when you sleep, cling onto you super tight the entire time, say/do the funniest shit when they’re tired, just basically rlly domestic but funny realistic stuff dksjdjfjw) with beidou, childe, kaeya and hu tao?

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fluffy crack hcs with beidou, childe, kaeya, hu tao ✉

includes: beidou, childe kaeya, hu tao precis: it might be a bit annoying sometimes but it's endearing enough so it's fine! take note of: fluff, attempted humor, LOWKEY DK IF THIS IS FLUFF, modern au reader gender: gn <3 voice mail: this was so cute 🍉! enjoy^

❦ beidou

- kitchen food wars. the worst wars are when you're baking. the flour and various powders... have fun cleaning! the outcome is always fun tho and you bet she takes note of how many wins and loses you both have.

- has definitely spilt multiple bottles of wine before. not simultaneously ofc, just in total. she's a very expressive person and can get absorbed in her stories that she doesn't notice that some glass bottle is right next to her moving arm.

- says random crap when tired. says the most OUTLANDISH things, it reaches a fantasy level. she also remembers nothing she says. ''so what happened to the goldfish on the floor yesterday?" "what goldfish?" "the one you were telling me about last night..."

- always uses your charger. either hers is lost or not accessible. she gives the vibes. sometimes you have to fight for custody rights of YOUR OWN charger.

- has a heated blanket that the two of you just lay under. she uses it even on hot days but it's so comfy and domestic you can't complain.

❦ childe

- clings onto you tightly the ENTIRE NIGHT. doesn't care if it's hot, he's clinging onto you like a koala. he just likes holding you close :( if you try to kick him off, he'll whine and immediately grab onto you. if you wake up earlier than him, he'll try his best to keep you in bed.

- he can't sing, but he likes to. bursts into song at random intervals and you can't help but join him. he looks really happy when you two duet together. sofas are you stage and that random comb is your new mic.

- loses stuff a lot. ''hey, where did i put those scissors?" be prepared to be his assistant so often you actually start tracing his steps unconsciously.

- no sense of personal space. walks in on you and is shameless about it. door closed? it's open now! and it will stay open! HE DOES NOT CLOSE DOORS. GRRRRRRR. will walk in randomly to give you a kiss or hug tho!

- midnight snacks. if you wake up during one of his escapades, you have a whole midnight home date with lots of snacks. don't be alarmed if you wake up to find your food missing or dishes in the sink.

- spontaneous living room dances.

(bonus: walks around shirtless a lot)

❦ kaeya

- breaks cups. that's it. i can't explain. he just gives off that energy. drops them, shatters them, knocks them off a surface accidentally. "where's that mug?" "oh the one i broke the other day?"

- probably told you he'd try to make some fancy cocktail. it failed miserably. not that he can't cook, he just isn't a bartender. he either followed a youtube video or website and the 2 of you had a drink taste test together. needless to say there was a lot of room for improvement.

- hogs the blanket. i'm sorry. he just does. he's not even that affected by the cold, he just likes the feeling. he'll give you a big, warm hug the next day though!

- eats your food. 'what's yours is his and vice versa'. if you're not territorial about your food, great! if you are, he's a nightmare. maybe try a lock pad next?

- has tried to wear your clothes. doesn't matter if you're bigger or smaller than him, he's tried to make your clothes fit. does it when and when you are not home. if he executes a 'met gala level' look, be prepared to help him have a whole photoshoot.

- you two have a skin care routine together. that's all i have to say. (you also have a skin care playlist with a bunch of dramatic songs you guys dance to)

(bonus: walks around shirtless a lot pt.2)

❦ hu tao

- befriends the ghosts nearby. oh you didn't know about the nice old lady ghost next door? do you want to meet her? they don't harm you, there may be a few pesky ones but she has it under control!

- also befriends the local animals. it's really cute! stray cats might walk into your residence, but it's still cute! they all have names for sure and she feeds them <3 their names were made in the moment but dw, a few are definitely named after you. "awww look! match stick likes you!" "???"

- plays small pranks on you. probably does those food pranks, or changes your phone settings, or any fun simple prank. she's just in a silly goofy mood!! many of her pranks are spontaneous and they might even involve the animals.

- has an annoying ass alarm and doesn't shut it off. she never wakes up to her alarm, even if it's blasting loudly but YOU do, so ofc, you lay in bed and listen to it ring until you gather the energy to actually get up and turn it off.

- has a never ending supply of funny videos to show you.

- orders food at random. she forgets she ordered too and suddenly when you ask about it, she goes rushing for the payment. but she always gets something that you like <3

I GOT THE FEELS FOR YOU OH OH OH YOU HAVE STOLEN MY HEART OH YEA

[alchemist-of-chaos]

voice of calm

warnings: somnophobia

characters: Hitoshi Shinsou

here we go again. you sat up on your bed, your eyes stinging from the cold air around you. you look out the window to gaze at the moon, shining in its full glory.

it was late. probably past three am, you assume. your tiredness has fogged up your brain significantly. it has been nagging u the entire day, actually, as you haven't got much sleep the night before either. it's not that you weren't tired, oh no. it was just..hard. the prospect of sleep seemed weird, uncomfortable, even. you are sure that if you were to try to sleep, you would pass out in seconds. your body was yelling at you to do that, but... no. 

it frightened you, even. you have nothing to be afraid of, you kept telling yourself, but your brain refused to cooperate. everytime you closed your eyes an uncomfortable sinking feeling filled your chest.

you sighed and decided to get up. maybe a walk will refresh your mind, or tire you out enough to pass out. you hastily put on the first jacket you got your hands out and headed out of the dorms.

the night breeze was cold. not too cold to be uncomfortable tho, it seemed refreshing. you walked slowly around the dorm building, counting your steps as you went. it was calming.

“didn't expect to see you here.”

you startle, not expecting to meet anyone out this late. you turn, trying to find the source of the voice.

“hah, over here.” 

you turn in the voices direction and notice shinsou, sitting hidden in a little nook of a tree. you huff out a laugh and change your direction, heading over the grass to join him. you plop yourself down right beside him and lean against the dark bark of the big tree.

“couldn't sleep?” he enquires, head tilting to glance at you from the side.

“kinda, yeah,” you answer, gaze pointed up at the sky. the stars looked really pretty to you and you find yourself counting them as you did with the steps, the monotone action lulling your racing brain. 

you sit in silence together for a while. it's nothing new to the two of you, as that's how you spent majority of the time together. you hated silence, at least normally you did, but you found yourself silently accompanying shinsou a lot. it calmed you in a way, his proximity seeming safe for both your body and mind.

shinsou has told your about his troubles with sleep. insomnia, specifically. no matter how much he tried to, he just couldn't fall asleep most nights. his body wasn't letting him to. you found yourself spending your nights chatting with him to curb his loneliness, as you already were unable to sleep.

altough, you never told him that. it felt selfish, telling someone who couldn't fall asleep that you spend most of your nights trying not to. even though he didn't know, he was your night companion as you were his and you two helped each other in a way.

“why couldn't you? nightmares?” he asks. you glance at him before letting out a sigh, bringing your knees to your chest. he glanced at you, curious. you looked at him before hugging your knees with your arms.

“no, no, i just didn't... want to sleep.” you answered. he scrunched his eyebrows.

“you seem unsure of that answer.”

“well, yeah, because i kinda want to sleep but... i just don't? it feels... uncomfortable. weird.”

he hummed pensively, seeming to think about what you said. it didn't surprise you, as you also didn't fully understand the predicament you found yourself in most nights.

“you scared?” he said, a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips.

“no, i... maybe? i don't know, “ you retorted, throwing your hands out in question,”it just feels really weird sometimes.”

“hm. i'd say i understand, but i don't really.” he said cheekily.

you huffed, nudging him with your elbow.

“but i can't say i won't try to help you with that.” he continued and you glanced at him from the corner of your eyes. you were about to retort before a big yawn tore through your body.

“well look at you. feeling comfortable?” he smiled gently.

“yea i guess...” you mumbled sleepily.

“okay, time to get your ass to bed then. text me if you still feel weird. i'll call you.” he got up, dusting off his shorts.

“call me?” you said, getting up and stretching your arms to get rid of the soreness.

“well, talking to me seemed to make you comfortable, so why not try that?”

“you'd do that?” you stopped, looking at him with wide eyes.

“yeah. why not?” he shrugged his shoulders, putting his hands in his pockets. you two headed of to your dorm, shinsou deciding to accompany you. you walked in silence and once again, you were counting the stars as you went, until you came up to the dorm building. 

“good night, hitoshi,” you smile at him, waving gently as you opened the door. he raised his hand in return.

“night, y/n”

[stormkobra-5]

So usually I just lurk or be an anon you seem cool tho so I’ll come out of hiding but like I just wanna hear your favorite/sweetest headcanons for Marc, Jake, or Steven (or all 3 if you want) with a masc or nb s/o (if you’re comfortable) who has difficulty staying asleep/gets really bad nightmares (mostly cause I deal with both) or just whatever fluffy hcs you wanna throw out into the world

BUDDY WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF A GENDERFLUID OSCAR SIMP I AM TOTALLY COMFORTABLE WITH LGTBQ+ ON THIS BLOG

I am more than happy to give you my headcanon (and thank you for saying I’m cool *squee*). Ok. So. As somebody who used to deal with night terrors and still has a lot of nightmares/trouble falling asleep myself, I can completely sympathize and have plenty of fluff for you.

Steven is probably the first to notice (and as what I’m going to hc is bi-questioning himself, doesn’t at all mind the fact that you’re masc/nb, he loves you and is always supportive and uses the correct pronouns; the dude has a shirt with the LGTBQ+ flag on it). Not because he’s particularly more observant than his alters, but because after so many years of dealing with what he thought was a sleeping disorder, he too has trouble sleeping, or even getting in the bed for that matter. So when you’re tossing and turning unable to stay asleep, or if you wake from a nightmare, Steven practically teleports to your side and pulls you in for a comforting hug. Expect to be cuddled. He’ll bring you water and/or a snack if you want, but then he’ll most definitely curl up beside you with your favorite book and read to you softly to pass the time, or put on your favorite show. He speaks softly and runs his fingers over your scalp to try and soothe you, occasionally pressing a kiss to your temple.

Marc, as an ex-marine, holds onto his training and sleeps light (not to mention, he’s probably had a boyfriend or two and so is more than comfortable with you being masc/nb). So he immediately can tell when you’re not sleeping, therefore he doesn’t sleep either; he can’t sleep if you’re not. He wraps an arm around your middle and pulls you flush against him, and starts talking softly to you about anything he can think of, even if it’s something completely stupid. “Hey... The dish soap sucks. We need to get something else from the store tomorrow.” Bonus points if it makes you laugh. Marc himself suffers from nightmares, so when he hears you wake up with one, he’s by your side immediately. He hugs you close and tells you how you’re safe, how he’s never going to let anyone hurt you, how he’s going to protect you. He loves you more than anything and he’ll do everything in his power to help.

Jake is a heavy sleeper (that’s dated kings, queens, and all the in-betweens btw)— or so you think. The moment you’re tossing in bed he’s up like a shot, pulling you close and asking if you need anything. If you can’t sleep, he pulls you into a soothing shower, massaging your shoulders and scalp and whispering sweet nothings to you in both English and Spanish. If you had a nightmare, he wraps a blanket around the two of you and snuggles close to you, maybe urging you to go back to sleep with him watching over you, or if you don’t/can’t, doing something sweet but simple, like cooking together— and you know he makes the best tacos, doesn’t matter if it’s 3:00 AM. He tries to make you laugh first and foremost, but he oftentimes just stays awake with you and traces meaningless shapes on your skin. Maybe he even sings a Spanish lullaby to you, if you were to ask him.

[loversindevildom]

hello! I'm not that anon but thank you for the other period-related hcs, if it's okay, may I ask for the brothers' reactions to an MC who doesn't have painful ones, but bleeds A Lot and is terrified of getting communal/the brothers' stuff dirty? people with monster uteruses unite

((Definitely!! Currently on my period while writing this and felt it-

((Also would you look at that, the me is posting again-

Masterlist

The boys x MC with heavy flow

Lucifer

It all began when one of your worst nightmares came true.

You woke up early in the morning having bled all over his sheets.

You were panicking. Badly.

Lucifer was still sound asleep on his side of the bed, having noticed nothing.

Without thinking, you immediately get out of bed and go fast towards the wardrobe to grab some sheets.

You had no idea how you were going to change them without waking Lucifer up but one step at a time.

But he was already awake as soon as he felt you get off the bed. "MC?" He mumbled your name quietly before opening his eyes.

You wished a hole could open underneath your feet and the earth would swallow you. You also happened to be wearing white pijamas and so the blood was obvious all over you.

Lucifer had just woken up and was not thinking straight so his first thought was that someone attacked you or that another demon attempted to eat you and immediately rushed to you and pulled you in his arms. "Who?"

"what?"

"Who hurt you?"

"no one... I'm so sorry!!" You cried in dispair and that's when Lucifer started understanding what was going on.

"It's your menstruation? I thought someone attacked you... It's alright. I'll go fill in the bath for you."

Thankfully you changed the sheets before he realized you got them dirty.

Or so you thought. In reality he had noticed but didn't want to embarass you.

Mammon

He knew you were on your period.

You had told him the moment it came.

But it didn't matter to him much. He didn't know many things about it, only that you're in pain.

"Hey, come on, sit with me." He patted the couch beside him in his room.

He knew you were hurting and he wanted to cuddle you and watch some movies with you and spoil you with chocolate he stole from Beel.

When you shook your head in return, his heart shattered. "I'm not really in that mood."

"B-But! It's your favourite!"

"I'll just go to sleep."

"We can sleep together here."

You sighed and he felt the world twist. You didn't want him anymore? That's it? It was over?

"What did I do?"

"nothing! I just don't want to get blood all over your couch!"

"Ohh..." He felt relieved. That was all. Truth be told, this couch was pretty expensive but you were worth ten times that couch...

"Don't you wear that pad thing you talked about?" After you nodded he added. "Then it's fine. Get your stupid pretty human ass here now. You don't wanna miss the beginning."

Leviathan

He wanted you two to cosplay today.

You had been planning to go to that convention for months.

The day had arrived and he had excitedly changed into his costume only for you to come out and say you're not going.

And he's ???? So confused ????

He thought you wanted this as much as he did.

Did you fake your interest?

"look, Levi, I'm sorry. I was really looking forward to the con but I got my period today."

Ohhhhhhh it was because of that thing. That was a relief.

"it's fine! The con is a week long, we'll go by the end of it. And we can wear the costumes inside and cuddle!"

The idea horrified you.

"NO!" The costumes were amazing and Levi had paid of them. You couldn't ruin it.

"why?" He was confused again.

"I'll get blood all over it. I always get things dirty. You should keep me away from your stuff." After all you knew how much he valued his merch.

Leviathan rolled his eyes and walked over to you. He grabbed your wrist and pulled you down with him. He wrapped a TSL blanket over you and proceeded to play games with you all night.

After all, you were more valuable than all these together.

Satan

You two had visited Devildom's public library to get a book he had ordered for you.

He had seen how fascinated you were as soon as you heard it came out and immediately ordered it for you.

You were looking around the shelves with him while the staff was going to bring you your book when you felt an intense pain on your lower parts.

Looking down you realized blood was leaking everywhere.

Panicking, not sure what to do you hid behind a bookshelf.

Satan panicked as soon as he realized you were gone.

What if another demon had fetched you and eaten you?

"MC?" He called out your name. Once, twice, thrice...

"Here..." You said in embarrassement. You had the idea of using a jacket to cover the mess in your pants. But you had accidentally grabbed his...

When he finds you he was relieved. "There you are, I was worried..." Then he scanned you. "My jacket looks good on you."

You weren't sure how to tell him, so you continued and went all the day back to the house of Lamentation when you immediately put it in the washing machine.

Of course, he had noticed. You had been dripping on the floor.

But being aware this was a normal thing, he decided not to embarass you and make a big deal out of it.

Asmodeus

You were screwed.

You were seriously screwed and not in the good way.

This had been a lesson to you to always keep in mind when your period was coming.

Because the one time you had forgotten, you had wore Asmo's clothes to sleep.

He told you you could use them whenever you wanted.

It made him very happy to see you wearing his clothes and it made you feel very comfortable so why not?

This was the reason not to.

Because waking up that morning, you had gotten blood all over his clothes.

"Shit."

Your exclaim and panic woke him up, but he was too focused on your face to notice the blood at first.

"What happened, my love? Are you okay?"

"I'm so sorry, Asmo!!"

It took him a few seconds but then he realized exactly what you were talking about. He took a deep breath. This was a disaster, but you didn't do it on purpose.

"It's fine. It's your time of the month? Come on we should get you changed. Wanna run a bath together? I can give you a massage too." He winked as he got up to get the water running. He prefered to focus on you than his ruined clothing.

And this, my friends, is called love.

Beelzebub

You were always careful when it was your time of the month not to get anything dirty. Always.

However, the unfortunate day had arrived.

You were in his bed, playing on your DDD while Beel was picking up some food from the kitchen.

And then it happened. The major pain. And you realized you had been bleeding all over his sheets. You should change them before Beel-

Speak of the devil....

Beel walked in happily and let the food down on the tray next to the bed. As he leaned down to put them there he noticed the blood and frowned.

You were scared you had disgusted him.

"are you hurting too badly? I'll bring you some medicine."

Cause he's that sweet.

Diavolo

Yes I will say this every single time I write about this one;

He's busy.

So even if you do get blood in his stuff you'll certainly have time to clean it.

However, fate isn't very nice...

When Diavolo is in his study, he likes to work with you sitting on his lap.

When you felt the sharp pain in your stomach you immediately jumped off his lap and fell on the floor.

"MC? What happened!? Are you okay?" He asked worrily.

You didn't answer him, instead you run towards the bathroom.

Yes, you didn't get anything on him but it was big a jumpscare itself.

Diavolo knocked on your door once. "Dear? What happened?"

"nothing! It's fine, my period just came!"

He was silent for a bit. You thought he left but as soon as you opened the door he was standing right there and he hugged you. "I see... Come on, let's go back. I promise we'll cuddle when Im done."

"I'll get blood all over you!" You argued back.

In response he picked you up and walked back to his chair where he made you sit on him again.

Simeon

Simeon is such a sweetheart.

He probably has already noted your circle on his calendar.

He remembers when it's that time of the month always.

Usually, so do you.

Usually.

You had miscalculated this time. You thought it was due for next week and so you had wore a nice white dress for your date with Simeon.

He wasn't sure what to say. He thought you looked gorgeous in that one but...

"Sweetheart, are you sure? I love the way the dress looks at you but I don't want you to feel bad if it gets dirty."

You were so confused. "What?"

"You said you avoid wearing white when it's that time of the month... Unless you're late? Oh my lord, are you late?" His eyes were shining and that's when you realized what he meant.

"shit! No I am not! Wait here!" You rushed back into your room to get changed and indeed found blood between your legs.

You couldn't find yourself feeling bad tho.

All you could thinking about was the way Simeon's eyes had shined at the thought of being a father.

Solomon

As a human like yourself, he treats it much more normal than the others do.

He doesn't treat you any different then really, unless you're in pain.

Then you're getting backrubs.

You were sitting on the couch with him and he was telling you a story about how he first formed a pact.

When he was finished you felt the need to go to the bathroom.

Then you noticed the red stain in your pants.

Shit that was a lot of blood. Had you gotten it on the chair too?

Thankfully, when you returned it was gone.

And thankfully, Solomon knew magic to clean it quicker.

[whoree321]

Hi! Not sure if requests are still open, but do you have any headcanons for echo with a S/o who reads a lot?

hi love! requests are still very much open!! i got a little bit carried away with this but i don’t care, echo is a sweet angel and i love him until my dying breath. also i’m just pretending that in tbb everyone has datapads they can use like kindle readers idk if that’s true or not but right here right now it is

echo with an s/o who loves to read headcanons

ok so i consider it canon that echo likes to read

like they made it a plot point in Rookies that he liked the Rishi Moon station bc it was quiet and he could just vibe and read army regulations

was the purpose of that probably just to let us know that he really likes rules? yes. but do i also think it means he enjoys reading those rules? yes.

before the citadel, echo used to read for pleasure a lot. he liked manuals and protocols, but he also liked fiction too

I could totally see him as like a stephen king, james patterson kinda dude. like thrillers, murder mysteries, etc

after the citadel tho, he just couldn’t find the motivation to actually sit down and read a book. he’d start one and get through maybe a chapter before getting distracting, putting it down, and not picking it back up

when you join up with the bad batch and he sees you curl up in the gunner’s nest with your nose buried in your datapad for the first time, his interest is definitely piqued

echo can tell you’re reading something, but he’s hesitant to ask you about it since he doesn’t wanna disturb you. while he’s hemming and hawing over interrupting you, tech beats him to it

echo doesn’t know whether to punch him or thank him

the way that your eyes light up as you start explaining the book you’re reading nearly stops his heart right then and there. the fact that it’s a book he’s read before gets it racing immediately after

when tech gets called away from your conversation, echo very shyly tries to pick up where he left off

“i-i’ve actually read that one before, [author] is pretty good”

a few hours later and your discussion is only ended by your drooping eyelids

from then on, you and echo build a fast friendship around books

he loves to hear about the newest book you’re reading. if he’s read it before, he’s delving into opinions and theories and analysis with you. if he hasn’t, he’s asking questions and listening intently as you give him the full run down

echo is pretty much the only batcher who even really notices your reading, much less engages with you about it. every once in a while tech will bring it up, but echo swears that you only speak half as passionately about it with tech as you do with him

one night, he wakes up frantically from a nightmare. you were still awake reading and when you heard him gasp and bolt up you hurried over to see if he was ok

he tries to brush it off as nothing, but the beads of sweat on his forehead and the way his hands and voice shake give him away. you sit with him in silence for a few minutes before asking if you could read your book to him

he looks surprised for a moment before nodding and settling back on his bunk, gesturing for you to join him. you read out loud to him until you notice he’s asleep, putting away your datapad and getting some rest yourself

afterwards you wind up spending pretty much every night like that

your passion for reading actually inspires echo to try cracking open a book again

he remembers a while back when you told him your favorite book, and he decides come hell or high water he will read it and he will finish it

you notice one day he’s been pretty quiet and you see him completely enraptured in his datapad. you ask him what he’s doing and balk a little when he tells you (you know he hasn’t been able to commit to a book in a really long time)

you ask why he picked that particular book and he just grins so wide and says something like “well you said it was your favorite so i figured it had to be pretty good”

you’re so shocked and flattered that he remembered you saying that and valued your opinion/recommendation so much that you lean in and kiss him right there

once you’re in a relationship, there’s very little that changes. you still discuss your books at length and read every night before bed

the only difference now really is that echo joins you a lot more

the two of will take turns reading to each other at night

you both also form a little book club with tech. you pick a book and discuss certain chapters every few days. every meeting almost always results in you debating with tech over some part of the book until echo puts a stop to it (he always tell you later that you were right)

overall i think echo would love an S/O that loves to read, it’s something he could really bond with them over

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

(insert spare change meme here)

Spare affection thoughts? Spare affection headcanons or thoughts or just any content in general please?I am a needy tired being who just wants to cuddle the big boi and bury my face in his neck floof is that too much to ask for :,)

no comrade, it is never too much to ask. you deserve to snuggle the mothman!!! Affection HCs: Warnings for nightmares, crying, attempted isolation, and (small) injuries ~ * ~ -This moth. Oh my god this moth. He is AFFECTIONATE -He LOVES being sweet and snuggly with you -You get home from work? He scoops you up in a hug -You enter the same room he’s in? He comes over and puts his head on your lap -You WAKE UP?? He’s curling up on the bed to pull you close -He is the DEFINITION of affectionate -BUT!! He is also always extremely gentle with you -He’s very aware that he’s much bigger, heavier, and SHARPER than you so he’s always very careful around you -He literally NEVER puts his entire weight on you -Still loves snuggling up to you tho <3 -He is extremely touch and affection-starved because he was probably on his own for a bit before you found him -At first he was very tentative because he didn’t expect you to want to come near him -You had to go REALLY slow to get him used to it -But the first time you gave him a hug he cried -Now that he’s gotten more used to it he wants affection 24/7 -Mothman wants cuddles and he wants them NOW -Sometimes if he just feels like carrying you he’ll come up from behind you and pick you up -Because he’s so big he can cradle you in his arms perfectly -If he notices you’re sleepy he WILL pick you up and either lay you down on a bed or hold you in his arms -His fluff makes the perfect pillow and the texture is so nice -If you need something to bury your face in he will offer his fluff as well -He puts his head on your stomach a lot!! It’s comfy and doesn’t hurt you :) -When you cuddle with him you feel so safe, like nothing can hurt you -If you’re working and he wants snuggles he’ll either sit next to you or place his head on top of yours -He also presses his forehead to yours a lot and gives you headbumps like a cat -If you hold out your hand he WILL plonk his head down into it -You hold his face a lot to help him calm down so he does the same for you <3 -The first time he did that he was very cautious and hesitant, but you just held onto his hand for stability so he considers it a success -Sometimes if he comes home after being injured he’ll just flop onto you even tho he should definitely go get medical help -He also has nightmares a lot -The first few times you had to get up to comfort him and your presence helped ground him to reality -After that you invited him to sleep next to you, and the nightmares have gotten a lot less frequent -Even if you go to sleep on opposite sides you WILL wake up to him hugging you -Just like you love petting his fluff he loves playing with your hair!! -He has a thing for textures and your hair is one of the best -He’ll do his best to not pull on any tangles because that hurts -Like I’ve said before he lays his wings over you and brushes your cheeks with them -For him this is a HUGE sign of trust because his wings are quite delicate compared to the rest of him -They’re the perfect summer blanket because they’re so thin -Once he scooped you up a bit too quickly and accidentally scratched you -He was so sad and worried -He tried to isolate himself for a while but you came back to him and reassured him that you still loved him -He cried but afterwards purred the loudest you’ve ever heard -He also loves it when you lay on him and doze off! -Because he can look down at you and marvel at how wonderful you are and how much he loves you <3

[obeymepreferences]

Obey me boys when you flinch

*disclaimer they don’t hit you, you just get scared they willl when your in a fight*

Lucifer

- you two were in a argument about how he have time to hang out with you

-it started getting pretty heated and his voice was raising quickly

-his hair fell into his face and as he went to brush it out of his face you flinch and cowered back a little bit covering your face

- his face has never changed so fast from anger to disappointment not to you but himself

-he was supposed to protect you and he scared you instead it broke his heart

-“mc i hope you understand i would never in a million years hurt you and i don’t know why i was yelling at you you were just concerned for me”

-hugs you for at least 30 minutes and cuddles with you and took the next day off to hang out with you

Mammon

-you get into a fight about him always spending his money on useless things and putting himself in more debt

-you have never seen him this angry as he tells you things such as “you don’t understand me you wouldn’t even care”

-you didn’t see it but there was dust in the air and as mammon raised his hand to swipe it away you flinch back to hard you ended up loading your balance and falling on the floor

-“OMG MC IM SO SORRY WHAT HAVE I DONE” he starts sobbing thinking your going to leave him

-he picks you up bridal style and cuddles you to his chest acting like your a newborn baby swinging you back and fourth

-“please don’t leave i’m so sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry you don’t deserve this i’m the worst boyfriend ever” he says his voice breaking and still sobbing

- is confused when you start to hug him and snuggle up to him he thought you would hate him

-you help him know that your ok and you just got spooked

-won’t stop cuddling you and buying you flowers

Leviathan

-the fight started about his games and him playing 24/7

-at one point he switched into his demon form scaring you more

-he talks with his hand when he’s mad and went to explain something and it went near your face

-you flinched back curling up into a almost ball with your face covered

-his face dropped and he turned back into his normal form and ran into his bathroom locking the door

-you sit outside the door waiting for him to come out and you hear him crying and stuff being thrown around

-after a good 2 hours he opens the door and sees you asleep at the door with a paper next to you he picks it up and sees a apology

-he started balling saying you shouldn’t apologize and he is a dumb otaku and how he shouldn’t even be able to see you

-you hug him and sit in his lap shushing him and playing with his hair as you try and calm him down

Satan

-you and him were outside petting stray cats and as you stood up you accidentally tripped on one and fell putting yourself in a painful position to avoid hurting the cat

-you hear satan gasp very loudly you thought he was gonna help you he picked up the cat asking if it’s ok

-looks at you like he wants to actually murder you and he puts the cat down ask yells “YOU COULD HAVE HURT HER BE MORE CAREFUL MC”

-he backed you up against a wall very close to your face and a cat was brushing against his leg as he went to pet it his hand went fast and it scared you to where you flinched and tried to make yourself look small

-Satan looks at with the most painful look his eyes are watery and he raises his hand up to you check holding your face

-“i’m so sorry sweetheart i would never hurt you, i would sacrifice my own life before any one even comes near you, for now on i will not yell at you if it means i scare you.” he whispers

-he kisses you passionately and picks you up and caries you back to the house and cuddles with you all day

Asmo

-you accidentally knocked over his favorite perfume and he was livid

-“MC WHY WOULD YOU BE SO INCONSIDERATE” he yells in your face as you flinch at that but he didn’t notice

-Your eyes are teary after he changes into his demon form and was getting closer and asmo also talked with his hands and was flailing his hands around one almost hitting your say as you cower back and cover your face and say “ok i’m sorry i’m sorry i will get you a new one please don’t hit me”

-his heart shattered he starts crying without saying anything and whispered “no no no no nononono i would never omg no” he falls on his knees sobbing in his hands

-you go to hug him but she shoves you away “no don’t i’m gonna hurt you” you ignore his request and throw your arms around him pulling him in your lap petting his head

-he falls asleep in your lap abs when he woke up he gave a sincere apology and treated you to a self care night

Beel

-it all started when he thought you ate his food and was lashes out at everyone and the person who ate it was mammon but he wasn’t home to when everyone said it wasn’t them he immediately thought it was you with mammon in his mind

-he starts yelling at you and we all know how scary beel can be when we want to and he’s pretty tall so he was standing over you looking very mad and slipped into his demon form

-he noticed what he did wrong and his voice calmed down and you had your eyes closed shut so you didn’t see his hurt expression for yelling at you

-he reaches for your face and at that moments you open your eyes not seeing his face clearly but his hand coming towards your check and you sink down on the wall falling down and putting your head between your knees and he looks at you

-your scared of him, his sweetie is scared of him he steps back almost as if he was scared of himself at that very moments looking at your figure

-“what have i done?” he whispered you end up hearing him and look up to see him looking at his hands like he’s a monster and tears start to fall

-you take his hands in your making him look at you and seeing you smile at him made him sad, sad that you were acting like what he did was okay, he hugs you and picks you up refusing to put you down and just hold you in his arms

-“i’m so sorry mc i should have made you scared i’m supposed to be someone you can trust and rely on to be there for you, i failed as a boyfriend i’m so sorry bub” he whispers but you don’t let him talk bad about him self and you hug him and reassure him that he is ok and didn’t do anything bad

-ya.....he still won’t put you down you are going with him everyone for the next few days

Belphie

-you woke up one night from a nightmare and you were crying making it remind you of a bad time, so you go to your boyfriends room to sleep in the same bed with him so you feel safe

-as you go into the room beel isn’t around probably eating so you go to get in bed with belphie and little did you know he didn’t sleep much that day and was mad when he felt someone trying to disrupt his sleep

-“what the actually fuck are you doing mc?” he said in a harsh voice making it sounds like he was spitting poison at you as you tell him you had a bad dream he scoffs at your response and says

-“ gosh humans are so weak i bet you can’t do anything without me you worthless excuse of a human, so sensitive, everyone has bad dreams get over it, you would be nothing without me i wish you ended up dying so i wouldn’t have to deal with your bullshit”

-he says all of this backing you up into a wall and he turns into his demon form as you are cowered in a corner of his room, he raises his hand to hit you but beel comes in and yells at him “BELPHIE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO THEM” he pulls him off of you as you scurry out of the twins room and into the nearest bathroom

- beel talked to belphie and then finally belphie snaps out of his little tantrum and realizes what he said and starts crying in heels arms saying “i almost hurt them they don’t desevere me why are they even with me all i do is hurt them”

-beel gets him to go and talk to you and when belphie starts to talk to you and when he sees you he tries so hard not to hug you and hold you in his arms and forget everything that happened then he realized what he said about your dreams being pathetic and then flashbacks of his nightmares of lilith and falls on his knees in frount of you

-gives you a long apology as you try to hug him he moves back a little bit scared he is gonna hurt you and is scared of what he might do himself but after you coxing him you get to hug him he dosnt hug you back at first and is confused why you are hugging him and why you aren’t mad at him

-you say you love him and that even tho he had his moments you still love him the belphie you fell in love with and he cuddles up to you and caries you to his rooms and cuddles you like your gonna die if he lets go

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Holy shit there's a secret "genocide" alternate ending. It sounds super fake but it's NOT. https://youtu.be/lz_1uVYDhBA

okay so a friend already showed me a google doc about that route and it is WILD, but i hadnt seen the video. here's all my thoughts in a long reaction post:

umm?????? i was JUST speculating about who the angel could be, is it NOELLE? why is she the only one that can geno, why can't the player geno through just kris??? what does it MEAN to be able to be the angel? @ericvilas and i were talking about how this felt like noelle, susie, and berdly were the main characters, and we were just kinda...Also There, is there some sort of property that "main characters" have? the power to fundamentally change the state of the world from "zany adventure" to "fucked up horror", that we needed noelle to take advantage of? is that why we needed chara in undertale?

is "the angel" more than just a prophecy, but some sort of...RPG Game Role, that the genocidal player covets? why couldn't we fill that role in chapter one? why noelle and not susie? is it because ralsei wouldn't let us? or is noelle, daughter of the mayor, a secret Boss Monster? and the Angel has to be a human soul and a boss monster soul, like asriel and chara were?

why does NOELLE level up, but kris, the one who's soul we're in control of, doesn't?

.......

what if that's not kris' soul at all. what if we can't control them very well, and there's no Determination, because it's not a real human soul we're bonded to, just a crude facsimile created by gaster?

the similarities between being frozen solid and being turned into a statue as like, the only other thing we know of that "kills" a darkner is...i dont know what it means but its something.

wondering again if things *actually* happen when they're offscreen. did those things just happen because the player forced it through sheer force of will? Determination, if you will? and there wasn't any game mechanic to allow it, so reality itself just faded to a version where it was done?

oh, this video doesn't go all the way to the end, so i found another video that does.

DNAJSKFLNSADJKFNJKDSAL TOBY PLEASE I KNOW HES A SPAMBOT BUT YOU CANT PUT FUCKING "PIPIS" IN YOUR BAD ENDING HORROR VERSION OF THE STORY

i don't understand why us going geno lets a spambot take over. like, what about going on a murder spree that he was unrelated to gave him power?? it made sense in undertale for mettaton, undyne, and sans to become super powerful to fight us, but this is just like...Some Guy. he has nothing to do with anything.

HEY WHY THE HELL DOES THE SOUL TURN YELLOW???? is this echoing undertale's route because of multiverse shenanigans (ie, "time remembers what it used to look like" or some shit), when alphys gave us that power? because there is NO reason for us to have it here. there's no way the player would even know how to USE that mechanic without having first played undertale.

this feels like we somehow...modded the deltarune by doing geno. like it reskinned the mettaton ex fight, but like, thematically. like rather than reusing assets, it reused *concepts* from undertale and mixed them all up. but i don't know what that MEANS.

hey. hey. h e y. what does this mean dont fucking throw the undertale neutral ending at me what is HAPPENING. (also notice tho that "kris" is in the third person here. not "you." no idea what that means either)

again, it's like someone scrambled a lot of themes and disparate elements from undertale, but they make NO SENSE in this formation! it's like...a youtube poop of undertale. which is guess is appropriate for a spambot, but what am i supposed to DO with this toby????

?????????????????

oh god okay, so KRIS wanted their friends to save them from this fucking NIGHTMARE, but WE wanted noelle to come finish the job. i think that pretty firmly indicates it is indeed the PLAYER, and not KRIS who is evil here. god, poor kris. poor noelle. i am VERY suspicious now of whether closing the fountains is a good idea or not.

okay i already knew berdly fucking died at the end of this run, so this isn't a shock, but it IS startling to see an actual corpse. not turned to dust, not a statue, not frozen in place, actually just a dead body. that....i also don't know what that means.

god it feels so much worse actually to have destroyed the integrity of the game and then it just....keeps going. no one even knows the horrible things you did.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

okay so i think we're getting to a point that the Player is a genuine character, not literally us anymore. like, they have an agenda? they know somehow that noelle is important, even though we, the literal player didn't? it feels like this Entity may represent us in-fiction (like the mspa reader started out in homestuck), but in undertale the geno route was clearly like, "the version of us that dicked around just to see All The Content." this feels different. pre-meditated. they have a SPECIFIC plan, that somehow requires noelle, and jevil probably. hm. it feels like the player knows where the genocide route is going, and is doing it intentionally, even though we the audience obviously have no idea what will happen in chapters 3-5.

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Rafebarry Prompt for you! So what about some of Barry’s pals being over at the trailer and they’re all just like “Damn Bro” at seeing Rafe (who’s just living his best chaotic life, being Barry’s housewife/partner in crime) and Barry’s just all smug about it like “Yeah. I’m hittin’ that. Be jealous.”

tw: mature themes (drug use, sexual implications) and some homophobic language (just a comment from some loser tho)

rafe’s bike tears through swampy grass and dirt with a vengeance as he pulls into barry’s front yard, leaving tire marks in his wake.

when he pulls off his helmet, the first thing he sees are people spilling in and out of the trailer. people rafe doesn’t recognize - some of them attractive, even.

which is… infuriating, to put it lightly.

barry clearly hadn’t felt the need to keep rafe in the loop, inviting him over without informing him that half of the cut would be in attendance as well.

like, seriously, what the fuck? rafe had thought - well. he’d intended to come here to pick up some blow, and maybe, possibly, perhaps let barry have his way with him while he’s at it.

barry can’t have his way with him if half the population of north carolina is stacked up inside the trailer. and that’s just. frustrating.

rafe kind of wants to drive his bike straight through the trailer, mowing some partygoers down and end this whole shebang right here and now. but, as barry has made explicitly clear time and time again, rafe is Not Allowed to harm and/or kill people on his property.

it’s sometimes irritating, this whole thing they’ve started. this casual fling that’s maybe not-so-casual anymore considering rafe agreed to be exclusive with barry not even two days ago.

there are just. so many rules, like no maiming, or killing, or… actually, that’s about it. but that’s two rules too many. rafe doesn’t like rules, or being told what he can or can’t do.

barry is just lucky rafe likes him. kind of. sort of. somewhat.

otherwise, barry would be drifting along the bottom of the ocean somewhere, flesh being nibbled away at by fish and sharks and the like.

rafe flings his helmet towards his bike, not bothering to see if it landed anywhere convenient, before storming across the yard and shoving himself through a cluster of people to get inside the trailer.

barry is sitting on the couch, all sorts of people surrounding him, looking like he’s already fucked up beyond belief.

which is also annoying, because he was supposed to get fucked up beyond belief with rafe, then mandhandle rafe into bed to have his wicked way with him. like always.

“ayy, country club!” barry practically shouts over the noice, his accent even thicker and more drawn out than usual. “you made it!”

“yeah, barry, i made it,” rafe snaps, then sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose.

look, he’s not against parties or anything. actually, he’s quite in favor of them. he just… did not plan for his day to go like this.

rafe wanted barry’s full attention, which is now virtually impossible given the amount of bodies that are currently filling the room.

barry just looks at rafe with glazed eyes, leaning back casually against the couch cushions. “aw, don’t you go pouting on me ‘n shit, rafe cameron. ain’t you always down for a party or some shit like that?”

“a little heads up would’ve been nice,” rafe tells him, his temper rearing it’s ugly head again and bleeding into his voice. “look, can i just get my shit so i can get out of here?”

rafe moves around the coffee table, elbowing a few drunk idiots out of his way as he does. barry eyes him as he comes closer, before suddenly swinging one arm out and wrapping it around rafe’s waist. he ropes rafe in close enough that rafe stumbles a bit over barry’s feet, sprawling right into his lap.

“see, ain’t that more like it, country club?” barry purrs, his lips pressed against rafe’s ear.

rafe feels a shiver rocket down his spine, but also a flare of anxiety.

barry is certainly fucked up beyond comprehension, and they haven’t exactly talked about making their relationship public. rafe has no idea if this is something barry will regret in the morning and end up cutting rafe off.

but to be fair, if barry did wake up and decide to tell rafe to fuck off, rafe would probably just kill him. he might just kill him anyway, just because he feels like it.

and since barry’s inevitable death is hurtling towards them at breakneck speed, rafe might as well enjoy barry’s final moments while he can.

so he lets barry kiss him, full on the mouth, on display for the hundred or so other people milling about the room.

rafe, regrettably, makes a strangled noise in the back of his throat when he feels barry’s tongue dip into his mouth, sweeping across his own.

regrettably, because some fucking weird ass next to barry leans in close to watch. rafe can see the movement out of the corner of his eye.

but barry isn’t deterred. he might be a little encouraged, even, because he deepens the kiss even more, pressing in so close that rafe feels like they could crawl inside of each other and form one cohesive nightmare of a person.

“ain’t peg you for a fag, barry,” the guy comments, his words slurring. he burps after he speaks, and barry detaches his lips from rafe to look over at the source of the noise.

“the fuck you just say to me?” barry snaps, digging his fingers into rafe’s hips to keep him in place when rafe moves to get up, ready to just slit this guy’s throat and be done with it. “ain’t you in my damn house, fuckass? who the fuck you think you’re talkin’ to?”

“hey, man, didn’t mean no offense,” the guy says, raising his hands in mock surrender before burping again. “jus’ askin’.”

“getcho’ dumbass out my house, bro,” barry tells him, removing one hand from rafe’s hips for only a moment, just to shove the guy out of his seat.

the still nameless man just shrugs, gulping down the remnants of his beer before getting up and disappearing into the crowd.

“i think you guys are cute,” a girl giggles from where she’s seated, across from the couch rafe and barry are currently planted on.

barry looks up at rafe, and it’s almost fond and god, that’s disgusting. rafe wants to soak himself in it, let it marinate until it’s deeply ingrained in every fiber of his being.

“sho’ are,” barry agrees with her, still looking up at rafe. he’s got one hand beneath rafe’s shirt now, nails raking over his back.

rafe shudders, wishing he could dissolve every person in this room right this very moment so he can curl up inside barry and make a home there.

“gotta say, ‘m a little jealous, man,” some other guy pipes up from barry’s other side.

rafe looks over at him, one brow arched, finding the guy staring right back as he hits some sort of pipe.

probably filled with meth, based on the state of the guy’s teeth.

classy.

“guess you just gon’ have to be jealous, then,” barry tosses back, not bothering to spare the guy a glance before returning his mouth to rafe’s.

the party comes and goes, faster than rafe anticipated, but that maybe can be attributed to the fact that barry keeps rafe glued to him at all times, practically devouring him every chance he can get, and showing him off to every person who happens to look their way.

rafe will admit, it’s a little satisfying, knowing how proud barry is to have staked his claim. he’s surprised that he’s so okay with barry being so possessive of him, too.

rafe cameron normally does not like the idea of being owned by anyone or anything. at least, he hadn’t up until now.

at this point, he’s pretty sure he’d let barry put a dog collar on him that reads property of barry the coke dealer, without complaint.

now, lounging in barry’s bed, sweat-soaked and panting, rafe sparks a blunt. he takes a long hit and passes it to barry.

“you did this on purpose,” rafe says, knowingly.

barry just grins up at the ceiling like a shark, shrugging as he hits the blunt.

“you’re pretty, rafe cameron. and you’re mine,” barry tells him, passing the weed back. “what’s it hurt to show off a little? you ain’t die or nothing.”

“never said it was a bad thing,” rafe snorts. “just maybe give me a little warning next time you plan to parade me around as your trophy wife.”

“like you ain’t get off on all them people talking ‘bout how jealous they are that i get to have you.”

barry has a point, rafe will admit. not out loud, mind you, but still. in the quiet of his mind, where no one else can hear, he agrees with barry wholeheartedly.

“can you blame them? i mean, look at me,” rafe says with a snooty little sniff, running a hand along his jaw. “you landed yourself a masterpiece. people are gonna notice.”

“you so damn full of yourself, country club,” barry snorts. “imma have to knock that ego down a peg. i been too nice to you.”

“says the guy whose ego grew ten times larger just by being a show-off about his boyfriend.”

barry rolls over onto his side, watching rafe hit the blunt with heavily-lidded eyes. “boyfriend, huh? ain’t we a bit old for that?”

“you literally called me your boyfriend like, fifty times today. do not even- ”

barry shuts him up mid-sentence by taking the blunt from rafe’s hand and putting it out on the ashtray next to the bed, tangling his fingers in rafe’s hair, and pulling him in for a kiss that’s all tongues and teeth.

rafe wanted to finish his sentence, had planned on finishing it, but barry doesn’t give him the chance. not with the way he’s kissing him right now.

within a matter of moments, rafe forgets what he was planning to say in the first place. but whatever, he’s fucking tired, barry feels good and smells good and tastes good. so what if he’s a trophy wife, so what if he may or may not get off on people being jealous that barry gets to date him. to own him.

it’s all arbitrary.

instead of figuring out what he was going to say, rafe breaks away from barry’s lips, fastening his mouth to barry’s neck and biting down.

his teeth sink in deep, and he hopes with everything he has left in him that it leaves a scar.