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[dissvicious]

DELIVERY - 1/3

[echantedtoon]

DILF Eustass Kid Headcannons

Since there's a cannon concept design for Kid at both 40 n 60 years old I'm disappointed by the severe lack of writing for DILF Eustass Kid. So here's some from me.

*Despite being older he hasn't lost his attitude or spunk. Although compared to his younger self he is a bit more level headed now.

*extremely experienced with relationships. If you're uncomfortable or unsure about anything going into the relationship, he's very much willing to be patient and guide you through anything or give advice.

*speaking of advice, he's very good at giving advice on pretty much anything having already been through most things. Need to know what knife to use for stabbing? He's got you. Need help with difficult tax info? Scoot over and he'll help point out the best(way to evade them-) guy for the job. Want help choosing the best wood for a project? Oh he's an expert. Only thing he can't help you with is cooking. He's calling up Killer for that.

*SO domestic in a retired pirate, handyman way. Most likely you two are gonna be living on the Victoria Punk he converted into a giant house boat apartment thing for his crew and himself. He's always fixing things from the sink and shower to keeping up with the usual maintenance a ship needs. So it's not uncommon to see him mopping the deck or eyeing a loose board in the floor either.

*Personality pretty much stays the same. He's just as flirty, overprotective (if not more-), and stubborn as he always was twenty or thirty years ago.

*Spoils the every living heck outta you(Sugar Daddy-). Want a new purse? He's buying you the latest fashion. A necklace with a matching set of earrings? You're getting good days nights to that nice restaurant you wanted to go to.

*Ironically he'll sometimes say the stereotypical 'back in my day' line when annoyed at new generations of pirates. Don't point it out. He'll get very huffy and annoyed if you tease him about it. You'll be getting the silent treatment for the rest of the day.

*Ya both probably met by you hitting on him first. Probably won't admit it, but he's a little self conscious about the age gap and knows it's not the most normal relationship out there, but he still loves you.

*Annoyed with younger men try hitting on you and judging your relationship. Just because he's technically 'retired' doesn't mean he still won't take someone's life. They better pray that he doesn't hear anyone calling you a golddigger. If they do...Well they'd be lucky if they just end up with a giant hospital bill. Makes him a little more overprotective over you as a result.

*Melts if you kiss his scars and call him handsome. Helps boost his ego and eased his insecurities about the relationship.

*If y'all end up having kids he panicks less than if you had kids with a younger him. By now he's been through so much(jail, bloody fights, near death situations-) that it doesn't phase him too much. In fact he's probably more prepared after watching Killer and some of his own crew getting married and eventually having kids of their own.

*Don't ever call him a 'dilf'. He'll tease you endlessly and trying to insist on you calling him 'Pirate Daddy'. He's got no shame being called a dilf and if anything laughs from how flustered/embarrassed you get at him for teasing you about it.

[alwayssassydreamer]

Only Room For One Red Head

A/N: Shanks and Kid are probably very OOC in this one but I don't care. Story is longer than planned sorry. As always not proofread

Plot: you and Kid are so busy loving each other that you don't realize you have a visitor

Warnings: smut, nsfw, voyeurism, p in v, MDNI

Characters: Kid x F!Reader x Shanks(kinda), Killer and Beckmann (side characters)

You took a book from your nightstand and flicked through the pages.

You were laying on your stomach, leaning on your elbows, feet tangling off the bed. wearing nothing but your underwear.

The book was more exciting than expected. you were so absored by it that you were startled when you felt a single finger running over your sole tickling it lightly

"Fuck" you cursed pulling your foot away and turning your head.

"Couldn't resist" Kid said with a cheeky grin as you turned back to your book.

"You mad now or what" he huffed taking in the sight before him.

"You said the briefing wouldn't take too long yet I'm waiting almost half an hour now" you said pretending to read.

"It didn't take long but afterwards i had to make sure everyone knows what to do and everything is going according to plan so No one would disturb me and my little mouse" he explained as he slowly climbed over your frame, his flesh hand moving over your thigh.

"You made sure? Did Killer go overboard or what?" You teased knowing quite well that his first mate was usually the one to double check everything and made sure that everything went smoothly.

"Are you undermining my abilities" he growled his hand squeezing your thigh.

You muffled a small laugh.

This rare playful moments between the two of you melt your heart. Especially since you and maybe Killer were the only ones to see this side of Kid.

Holding the book closer to your face you ignored him. When he suddenly bit your ass.

"Kid" you squealed surprised by the sudden sensation. He chuckled lowly before giving your booty a slap.

"Put that fucking book aside someone needs to be put in place"

"Sorry but i guess you'll have to wait till I'm done but don't worry won't take too long" you teased big grin on your face.

You heard an almost feral growl behind you before you were grabbed and turned around.

"What are you doing" you asked not able to contain your laugh.

He grabbed the book and threw it across the room. His strong form now hovering over you he grabbed your wrists and pinned them above your head holding them carefully with his metal hand.

"I'm not competing with a fucking book for your attention" he grumbled. You looked each other deep in the eyes smiling.

"You're really beautiful mouse"

"Not beautiful enough otherwise you wouldn't have kept me waiting" you teased your lips brushing over his.

"I'm gonna make it up to you and then you will never again complain about it". Mischievous grin on his face.

He pressed his lips on yours gently and lovingly kissing you. You could feel yourself melt into it. Carefully biting and pulling on his lower lip as he pulled away.

"Don't move" he commanded as he let go of you only to remove his shirt. You looked at him biting your lip.

"Like what you see".

"No.....I love it" you said as he crashed his lips on yours again. This time kissing you a little rougher forcing your mouth to open and let his tongue slide in.

He used his metal hand to steady himself while the other moved to your hip. Your own wrapped around his neck.

The moment he pulled away you whined.

But not for long as he started to kiss along your jawline then biting and sucking on your neck, a small moan escaping your throat.

You were so distracted with each other that you didnt realize that someone had entered the room - until he cleared his throat.

"I'm sorry to interupt you" the man said.

You turned in the direction the voice came from and were shocked to see who it belonged to.

"Shanks" you said in disbelief making Kid let go of you.

"The fuck you doing?! How did you get in here?" Kid yelled jumping of the bed.

"Well we came across your ship and I wanted to finally meet the man who lost his arm to my first mate myself." He taunted as he grabbed the chair by the desk and sat down.

Kids eyes were filled with rage. You knew he was ready to attack him so you grabbed his arm.

"Baby please" you begged trying to calm him down.Shanks who watched the two of you closely smiled.

"Don't worry your crew is fine. I'm not here to fight you, like I said I just wanted to meet you and maybe borrow some of your booze" Shanks explained his gaze moving from Kid to you.

That didn't go unnoticed by Kid who grabbed his shirt and threw it to you.

"You can't hide such a beauty from me" Shanks teased while you were so dumbstruck you couldn't even move.

"Shanks, the brats are under control no one's hurt." Benn Beckman said leaning against the doorframe.

"What do we have here" he mocked as he looked at you.

"Seems we interrupted their fun" Shanks said chuckling.

As soon as Kid caught sight of Beckmann he clenched his fist, body tensing, the small metal parts in the room starting to shake.

You were worried that he might do something stupid so you pulled hardly at his arm causing him to take a step back and sit on the edge of the bed.

You moved closer to him and placed your head on his shoulder body pressing against his back as one hand gripped his flesh hand the other placed on his chest.

"I know you're mad but please love calm down. He said they're fine don't give them a reason to change that" you calmly said the hand on his chest gently moving up and down.

"You should listen to your pretty lady" Shanks said grabbing the bottle of wine that was placed on the desk next to him, taking a big gulp.

"If anything happens to them-"

"If you don't do anything stupid no one will harm them" Beckmann said cutting Kid of.

You too were worried about Killer and the crew but something in the older men's voices had you think they were true to their words.

"Come on love, Killer is with them and he's smart enough to assess the situation. He will be fine. Do it for me please" you whispered into Kid's ear.

The metal parts stopped shaking - a sign that he calmed down a little. Even though you two would often bicker or tease each other even throw some insults at each other from time to time you still loved the other deeply. Kid's usually loud and angry demeanor immediately dropped the moment he was with you.

"How about you tell us where we can get the booze and then we'll leave your ship so you can take care of your little lady" Beckmann said smug smile on his face.

"but I want to watch" Shanks said smiling at you, making you blush, while Beckmann shook his head.

That was unexpected but you didn’t mind them watching. You had no problem showing people how much you loved Kid. Usually Kid didn't mind either most of the crew had stepped in on you so many times. Killer was mostly the (un)lucky one. One time Kid was fucking you while discussing who knows what with Killer.

"The booze is at the end of the corridor on the left side" you said looking at Beckmann.

"Thank you little lady"

Kid tilted his head to look at you. You gave him a warm smile.

"I've waited way too long" you complained playful smile on your face.

"Oh you should never keep a lady waiting, especially not if she's so stunning" Shanks mocked Kid. The latter growled wanting to snap at Shanks.

"Ignore him and let him watch. Show him how much you love me." You whispered in his ear biting his earlob and pulling carefully.

He tilted his head to look at you and smiled evilly. He jumped on you tackling you to the bed.

"Where were we?" He asked teasingly and started to kiss your neck slowly moving down to your chest.

He took hold of your bra and ripped it off and in Shanks' direction, who let out a small chuckle.

You both tried to blend him out.

Kid's kisses were more passionate than before probably because of Shanks. You moaned as he licked over your nipple while his flesh hand ghosted over your skin.

"Oh god Kid" you moaned as you gripped at his hair. He looked up at you smiling. The look in his eyes sent a wave of heat through your body.

He grabbed your hand and carefully placed it on his chest right over his heart.Feeling his heartbeat speeding up when he looked up at you made you smile.

Your other hand gently pulled at his hair motioning him to come closer so you could kiss him. He smiled into the kiss.

Though you felt Shanks' burning eyes on you you didn't care. All that matter right now was Kid and the way he made you feel like there were only the two of you in this world.

He continued to place small kisses down your body to your lower belly stopping at your waistline. With the fabric of your panty between his teeth he slowly pulled it down. His breath brushing against your core.

"Please stop teasing" you said breath hitching.

"If that's what my mouse wants" he taunted and in a swift move removed your panties.

A moment later he had ridden himself of his clothes.

He spread your legs a little further and placed himself between them. Loving kisses were placed along your inner thigh. Your hands gripping the sheets in anticipation.

The moment his lips met your core you gasped. Kid continued to torment your pussy with sweet kisses before suddenly using his tongue on your clit and pushing two fingers inside you.

"Fuck" you moaned arching your back. His hands taking hold of your hips to prevent you from moving too much.

When he was satisfied with prepping you he grab one of your legs and placed it on his shoulder. Pushing his cock deep inside you.

"God dammit" you hissed your nails clawing at the bed sheets.

"Damn mouse you feel so good" He picked up the pace making you moan louder. Lust rushing through your body. Shivers running down your spine.

"Oh Kid I'm close" you almost shouted at him.

Kid growled grabbing your other leg throwing it over his other shoulder.

The new sensation was driving you crazy. He was so deep in you. Feeling so good.

"Cum for me" he said as his own climax approached, placing a finger on your clit rubbing it. This was too much for you - you couldn't take it any more. You reached your high screaming his name. The feeling of your juice around his cock brought him to his own orgasm. You were panting and sweating, chest heaving.

"That was amazing mouse" Kid said after pulling out of you and collapsing on the bed next to you.

"What a show" you had almost forgotten that Shanks was still in the room.

"Had to keep myself from joining in" he said buttoning up his pants. Well looks like he was enjoying himself.

"But couldn't bring myself to disturb you two lovers" he teased. Kid propped himself up on his elbow.

"Show's over now get the fuck off my ship" he grunted grabbing the sheets to cover your naked body.

"Fine, thanks for the entertainment, next time we meet I'm joining you or maybe borrow your lovely lady instead of booze" Shanks said as he got up and made his way to the door.

"Sorry but the only one armed red head that is allowed to fuck me lays next to me" you said bluntly making Kid laugh.

Shanks stopped and turned to look at you. You were expecting some sort of anger but you were instead greeted by a warm smile.

"What a pity. But i respect that" Shanks said calmly and left the room.

"I love you mouse"

"I love you too" you rolled on top of him and kissed him.

"But i have to go check on the crew" he continued lifting you off him.

You couldn't blame him and decided to go with him.

When you arrived on the deck the red hair pirates had almost left the ship.

Kid immediately went to Killer asking if everyone's ok, never letting go of your hand.

You turned to look as the yonko and his first mate stopped for a moment turning to look at you causing you to tightly hold onto Kid’s arm. The latter not paying attention still too absorbed to make sure everyone is fine.

The older pirates stared at you for what felt like an eternity. With a smile from the first mate and a wink from the yonko they finally got off the ship causing you to blush slightly.

"I thought you wanted to get rid of them" Beckman said to Shanks as their ship sailed futher and further from the Victoria Punk.

"Changed my mind, after all they're just kids"

"This has nothing to do with the little lady and the captain. Seems like you've grown a sof spot for them" Beckmann mocked.

"Real love is a beautiful thing and hardly to find in a world like this, Becks" Shanks said smiling thinking about the bond between you and Kid.

[attyrocious]

Boop?

[toboldlymuppet]

in this world against us, i have you

my piece for devotion, a kidkiller zine

[reejindeed]

Ok I need to stop fucking drawing before I wreck my arms again

[franeridart]

miscellaneous one piece sillies and thoughts

[vongulli]

Ummmmm!!

[threi]

dads

[beaulesbian]

One Piece || Eustass Kid & Killer in ep. 942

How cruel. He was forced to eat the Smile fruit and was given a mask of laughter that he can never take off.

[cantagirldrawinpeace]

Saw the title of today’s episode, can’t wait to watch my girlfriend get his ass kicked 🥰

[umbrace-rambles]

Woe kidkiller be upon ye

[brightestlulu]

grown ass man

[attyrocious]

like hiring a horse to dogsit

[jaeellec]

This one has been getting a little popular again so I figured I'd share the ✨process✨

[matchadobo]

KIDD; aphrodisiac

wc: 2592

summary: kidd took an aphrodisiac but he suddenly becomes overwhelmingly sweet.

warning/s: 🔞, nsfw, fem reader, married reader and kidd, fluff seggs?

kidd rarely becomes sweet. he's so shy about it he mostly goes tsundere on you when you tease him about it. even during intimate times, kidd always go rough, far from sweet. but not enough to hurt you though. you'll always have bruises and hand and bite marks across the surface of your skin each time you two finish. he's always proud of it, not that you mind it anyways. as a matter of fact, you love it.

so it baffled you, froze up your nerves from head to toe as kidd latched onto you with the sole need of warmth and cuddles in the middle of the day.

it happened one sunny afternoon, the heat was slowly becoming unbearable as the clock approached three. you were in the middle of a conversation with one of the girls since kidd and the boys went out for a drink. yes, they do this often in the middle of the day.

it didn't occur to you that they had already returned, not before kidd crashed by the couch and grumbled on your skin as he pulled you closer in an abruptly it elicited a squeal from you, cutting you off midsentence.

"missed you." he mumbled on your skin, almost sounding unintelligible as he slurred from the liquor that wafted from his mouth. "you smell nice, really nice." he gave your shoulder a peck, nuzzling his nose deep at the your collarbones where your perfume was most concentrated.

you guys were left alone by the crewmates you were initially talking to, sensing the possible escalation of events. heat rose up to your cheeks and you tried fighting the sudden spiking of your heart rate, but his firm grip on you only made your situation worse.

"what's up, kidd? are you... did you have too much to drink?" you tried looking down to search and meet his eyes. he looked at you with a half-lidded gaze, pools of amber saturating his irises yet not a speck of soberness evident.

"somethin' wrong with snugglin'?" he cocked a brow, a pout following after. "thoughtcha like the part where i cuddle and shit. well, you're in luck, bonnie. i'm cravin' one and i don't plan on lettin' go."

where's your lover and who possessed his body at this moment? kidd would NEVER say this even at gunpoint. he always says those soft lovey dovey shit you bring up is not his thing, but he never deprives you of it of course. he just doesn't initiate it on his own. which led you to believe that he was indeed not the romantic type.

"drank this thing- 's new and the barista recommended it. 's the kind you always order so i figured tryin' it. a gin and tonic, strawberry flavoured. too tame for me at first, walked here fine. but as soon as i saw you, think it kicked in." he narrated languidly, sometimes slurring.

you snorted, from the flow of his speech and the absurdity of his claimed cause for his behavior.

"so a strawberry gin and tonic made you act all cuddly?" you asked, stifling a smile and laugh.

"not only that, dove." his flesh hand stroked the bare skin of your thigh, riding up under your skirt until it teased the thin fabric of your panties. "'s not only the cuddles i want."

spit got stuck on your throat and you coughed a bit. feeling his fingers poke at the top of your cunt made you sweat a little bit.

"w-we shouldn't-" you tried standing up, but he held you securely on your place.

"why?" his voice was gentle, sincerely curious with a genuine glint of begging in his eyes. "'s my ship. i'm the captain. you're my wife. my sweet, angel wife. anythin' wrong messin' around in 'ere?" his hands dug deeper to palm your cunt, one of his fingers poking in with the cloth rubbing inside you mildly. "you look extra nice today so wipe that frown of your face, aye? or else i will." his kisses peppered your arm down to your shoulder.

"what's gotten into you? you're suddenly so... clingy and sweet." you squirmed under his touch, furiously stifling the moan that pleads to come out of you. the pace of your heart was also parallel with the rapid thoughts in your brain. puzzling questions that were prompted by kidd's sloppy kisses down to your forearm and onto your hand, especially close to your ring finger.

kidd reached over to your ear and whispered, "somethin' in me is screamin', it's beggin' to just come out to bend you over and fuck you here in front of the crew. but at the same time, i also can't let you go because i'm dyin' for you. you're drivin' me crazy, bonnie. when your hair is tied up like that, with your damn perfume's extra pungent, and your clothes fittin' a little too tight. it is all too much for me. and maybe you're right, i had too damn much of that gin and tonic i'm starting to get real dizzy." he pinched his temples, the gruffness of his voice mediated the beat of your heart into a much faster pace as the red in your cheeks into a darker hue of red. "but i know that as a matter of fuckin' fact, i am mad for you and your body. i want to keep touchin' and playin' the hell out of it. i feel different and you have somethin' to do with it. i'm most definitely not lettin' you go."

you took a deep breath as the symptoms somehow correlate with the town's special you saw on one of the banners by the docks. "this is quite possibly the craziest thing to ever happen, but did you drink an aphrodisiac?"

"why does it matter?"

"an aphrodisiac heightens sexual desires, kidd. fucking hell, did you not even ask the bartender?" you latched off away from him, trying to sober him up. but you know damn well that's not gonna cut it. you need to fuck it out of him.

"that must be why i'm rock hard right now, or is it the way you're beratin' me?" he reached for your hand once more, stroking your knuckles down to your nails before placing a kiss on it.

you sighed heavily, running fingers through your hair. now you have to deal with his state of heat. not that you hate it.

"aaah don't go angry on me now, aye? why don't we bond a little? lately, we've got our own shit going on. 'bout time we catch up, whatcha say?" he snakes his hand around your waist, gripping firmly as he rested his head on your mounds. "maybe this aphrobullshit finally brings us together so help me out here, hm?" he dragged your hand atop the tent of his pants, his boner painfully growing big and suffocating at the restriction of his clothing.

"since when do you fucking speak like that? you're acting...kind. i'm anxious." it's a joke, but it really does unsettle you. and intrigues you.

"am i?" a smile gradually curved up his lips, studying your face as he inched closer. grinning as he found you adorable at your dubious expression. "what are you thinkin'?"

"i gotta deal with your bullshit again, huh?"

kidd chuckled as a response, scooping you up in a bridal carry towards your shared quarters. not minding the lingering and following glances that comes your way. moreso the scandalous remarks on his menacing boner he didn't give a fuck how obscene it looked as he marched across the deck. all he wanted was to gaze at your shy and laughing state.

he sat down at the edge of the bed before settling you on his lap, something different and foreignly gentle for him. he trailed kisses by the curve of your jaw, sucked softly on your pulse, and warmed his cold hands on your body under your shirt.

you recoiled a little from feeling ticklish at his light touches, if it weren't for his support on your back, you would've fell.

in hopes of servicing him too, you started grinding atop his length. but he stopped mid kiss to stop you.

"mm-mm, no need for that, bonnie. you can stay put." he started. "i want you to keep it nice and steady. keep it between your folds, aye? ain't it more intimate?"

"intimacy, huh? i didn't think you'd have any romance in you. usually, i gotta force it into you."

"hm? think you can handle it now?" he tucked your hair at the back of your ear before having a steady hold on your jaw and cheek as he connected lips with you, smiling as he did so.

sex with kidd will always be fast paced and eager. clothes don't even act as a barrier, he WILL fuck you even in it. but right now, he did everything slowly as he took his time unbuttoning your shirt. he felt your skin up, detaching his lips away from you just to plant kisses on your chest and arms.

tossing the garment away, he worked his hands up to the hooks of your bra. he clicked them off skillfully, with months or even years of practice from your past intercourses. as your breasts came unrestrained, he held each one and sucked on the bundle of nerves one after the other.

you swallowed hardly, pressing his head further in your chest. the sound and feel of his kisses messed with your mind. he was carnal yet calm, he had you under a firm grip yet his touch and movements were soft. he didn't bite you as hard as he usually does and instead focused on making you feel good.

he stood up and turned around while still carrying you in a stable manner, his lips still glued on peppering your chest. he then placed you down the mattress; yes, placed you down gently at that. as oppose to what he usually does, which is throw you down the bed. not that you mind that bit, adds a bit of spiciness in your bedroom adventures. but his tenderness has somehow tinged at the way your heart beats.

"you're a little too gentle now, it's scaring me." you remarked, giggling a little at the way he smiled back. "part of me thought all you knew was to slam me down the bed."

"seems like you miscalculated. enjoy it while it lasts, aye?" he carried on giving service to you as he lets his kisses cascade down your abdomen, pinching your skin a little at the squishy parts.

kidd slid your skirt off along with your soaked panties. kissing your ankles up to your shin, and your thighs in such a soft, baby touch. his fingertips gliding smoothly down your lower extremities as he grazes his lacquered nails gingerly down your sides. as if he's exploring your body the first time.

"i-it tickles!" you squealed a little, knees folding as his touch scratched a laugh out of you.

he smiled against your skin while he neared your cunt. he placed his hands on your groin and started kissing your sopping core vertically. he closed his eyes, soaking in the flavor of you. you threw your head back and shut your eyes, tugging on his hair as he retained his relaxed pace in drinking you up.

but his hands kept grazing tenderly across your body. he can't get enough of touching you it seems. until he finally lost his patience, not even letting you cum. he stood up and gave his length a few pumps, spitting on it to lube it up.

"really? missionary?" you asked, panting as you try to recover from your high and brace yourself from what's about to come. "you never do this, baby. it's fine. i don't know what craziness that gin and tonic filled you up with but i know you won't want this position to satisfy that painful boner."

"somethin' wrong with doing your favorite position? and hey, we did this plenty of times! on our honeymoon and...on your birthday..." he looked away, embarrassed at his conclusion. kidd really is an ass man after all, why else would he want to not see his favorite part of you during sexy times? much more when he's craving it tenfold?

"look, the aphrodisiac won't go away if you don't cum. or even relieved of that sexual fever you have. we can do reverse or doggy, it's oka-"

"enough yappin'. i may not see that blessed ass of yours, i can cum very well enough if i just see you whorin' over my cock, aye?" he grinned, it's like the old kidd was back all over again. except his voice was somewhat kinder, devoid of that gruff and coarse tone he always holds during sex coated with commands.

and so he began. as the first stretch came, both of you took a deep breath. no matter how much you two do it, it still drives you to the ends of the earth at how incredible he stretches you out. he settled until the head of his cock touches your cervix, making you squirm a little; a habit of his. grinning at you as he did so, proud of what he did to you.

he propped himself up with his arms so he could be close to you and you wrap your legs around his waist, pressing him deeper in you. he even choked at the feeling with his cock getting squeezed inside.

"ready?"

"since when does eustass kidd ever ask?"

then it felt like your honeymoon again. or the night you two first fucked. when he first slides it in and you two share an exhale at the impact, same as now. he made sure to press foreheads with you, looking you deep in the eye as your agape lips barely touch and brush against each other periodically.

"y-you are so fuckin' tight, we oughta do missionary often, aye?" he fisted the sheets beside your head.

"that's on you, you'd rather see my ass." you choked out, rolling your eyes as he tried adjusting himself and your walls started tightening around him. "so s-shut up and start moving."

he laughed a little, linking fingers with you before finally pacing back and forth. he took his time sliding in and out of you, not enough to cause friction at his pace nor overstimulate you. he wanted it to be slow, to look deep in your eyes as he watched you drift into that state where you go completely stupid over how good he fills you up.

"all it took was a damn drug to make you go sweet, is that it?" you smiled, fingers latching off of his grip to reach over and hold his face between your hands.

he blushed more than usual, his eyes are a little glassy, his ears are redder, and his movements stuttered. after all, his length was throbbing a little too hard in you.

"hey, i'm sweet." he got defensive. furrowing his brows as he inched back a little, seeming to be offended at your remark. "i-i'll take you out tomorrow, dinner. maybe watch somethin'. buy you those shoes you want, or a nice dress. then we'll take a bath by the tub, buy some wine and tulips or somethin'." he looked away, hiding his face and the way he's beet red right now.

"oh my god. i'm about to get a whole barrel of that gin and tonic, kidd!"

this is totally canon i know so 😤