#Enid being a menace

[clovermaniacs]

Enid: Can you come here, little one?

*Wednesday looks up from her typewriter and if looks could kill Enid would be 6ft under the school*

Wednesday: LITTLE one, you say?

Enid: Weds you're shorter than me that's for sure.

Wednesday: It will be easier for me to kick you in a shin, that's for sure.

*Wednesday did not pout, she didn't and if Enid says to anyone that she saw it Wednesday will go back on her threat. No witnesses no proof after all*

Enid: Aww babe, don't sulk.

*Enid knew the tease would result in some kind of reaction so in that moment she was grateful that Wednesday knew how to handle knifes otherwise -she fears- she would be dead when Wednesday flicked her wrist -without looking at her- and a knife was stuck besides Enid's head*

My first time writing... I hope it's alright and to someone's taste. First and foremost English isn't my first language so excuse me if there was a mistake yall can correct me in the comments, respectfully of course. I won't be doing those often only when an idea strucks me.

[poisonlove]

BABYDOLL | w.a

Pairing: Wednesday Addams X reader

Warning: SMUT, 18+

"Wednesday, slow down!" I hiss through clenched teeth, the pain of her fingers gripping my wrist cutting through me as she drags me mercilessly toward her room.

Curious eyes were on us, and I couldn't help but blush violently. It's embarrassing, I thought, it's fucking embarrassing to be dragged by a girl who stands barely over five feet tall. I could sense some thoughts—poor thing—others like—I think Addams is going to kill her—and a few strange ones like—y/n is cute when she blushes—but I tried to avoid dwelling on the latter. I stared intensely at the back of Wednesday's head.

What the hell is wrong with her?

Wednesday and I had been in a secret relationship for two months, and even though I didn’t particularly like the situation, I wasn’t willing to give up on the gothic girl. Something about her had captivated me like a moth to a flame, and I’m not talking about her physical appearance—though I’m crazy about her brown eyes and full lips, especially her dimples—it’s her way of thinking that fascinated me.

Almost terrifying.

Wednesday stopped abruptly and turned to face me, her eyes—usually calm and bright—held a strange light, a whirlpool of anger and... something deeper. I swallowed nervously.

"What’s going on?" I asked calmly, trying to mask my true feelings.

Wednesday scrutinized me carefully, her gaze unwavering before she leaned closer with a menacing air. We were so close I could see the freckles scattered around her nose.

"You'll find out soon enough," she exclaimed coldly, her eyes holding mine a moment longer than necessary before she turned and resumed walking.

I was confused.

We were nearing Ophelia Hall, and I could already make out the massive wooden door of Wednesday’s room, which she shared with Enid. Wednesday's grip tightened, and I let out a small whimper of pain. Wednesday swung the door open, and I blinked, noticing the color scheme that muddled my thoughts.

Bad idea, I thought, dividing the room this way?

"Hey Wed! Y/n?" Enid said, confused. The blonde was in her bed with Thing, flipping through a gossip magazine.

"Get out," Wednesday said coldly, her posture rigid as she stared intensely at Enid. The blonde blinked in confusion, her blue eyes darting from my hostage figure to Wednesday's.

I offered a timid apologetic smile.

"Don't make me repeat myself," Wednesday murmured. Enid shivered noticeably and grabbed her things, passing us with a trembling stride.

"There was no need to be such a bitch," she muttered irritably, putting on her shoes.

Wednesday ignored the comment.

"Take Thing with you," Wednesday said in a frigid tone, looking at her friend, who was likely showing offense through gestures. Enid approached her bed, leaving space in her bag for Thing, then hurried out of the room.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" I asked irritably, rubbing my wrist to alleviate the pain. My eyes followed Wednesday as she walked past me to lock the door, her gaze resting on mine before she walked to her bed and sat down.

"Move," she murmured in a low voice, her hand slapping the mattress beside her, her eyes never leaving mine. Her expression was impenetrable, jaw clenched, lips pressed into a thin line.

But it was her eyes that told a deeper story: a dark, inscrutable light, a cold flame burning just beneath the surface. There was no trace of irony or one of her sharp comments, just a disarming seriousness that made me flinch. The muscles in her face were taut, almost as if she were holding back something she didn’t want to reveal. It felt like every fiber of her being was focused on me, creating a tension that filled the room with electricity.

I approached her hesitantly.

"Sit down," she ordered, and I complied without uttering a word. I was fucking scared. My eyes met hers, and a shiver ran down my spine. Wednesday bit her lower lip for a millisecond as her jaw relaxed its iron grip.

"What the hell were you doing with Bianca?" she asked, her tone sharp, her voice dropping a notch, almost becoming a threat. I blinked, confused, as I looked at her curiously. Is she jealous? No, I corrected myself quickly.

"Was I training?" I exclaim trying to understand the reason for her reaction.

Wednesday tilts her head to one side

and slowly she protrudes towards me, her black eyes fixed on mine with an intensity that makes me tilt, making me feel a mixture of fear and desire. The scent of lavender invades my nostrils, and I struggle to hold a groan as her fingers gently sink into my cheeks.

It forces me to maintain eye contact.

"And she had to touch you like that?" asks, her tone as cold as ice. I’m nervously swallowing the heat that builds up between my legs as Wednesday continues to flaunt her authority.

Her black nails slowly grip my cheeks, her face approaches mine with a disarmingly slow motion that makes me want to sink in at that moment. Our breaths mix and I feel my heart beat at a frantic pace.

"She must not touch you... even for a workout," she murmurs, her warm breath touching my lips. " You’re mine," she says decisively.

Her fingers leave the grip, the fingertips gently caress my cheek tracing the marks of the half-moons she left with her nails. I hold my breath as her hand slides down my jaw, stopping to gently touch my lips.

Without looking away, I wrap my lips around her fingers, sucking hard. Wednesday’s shoulders stiffened and her jaw tightened, her eyes burning in mine with a fiery intensity.

"You deserve a punishment" she mumbles in a cold voice.

Oh no.

"Lie down" she orders me with a cold and authoritative voice, her eyes following my moviments as I lay in her bed.

My heart was beating fast and the heat between my legs increased for anticipation. Wednesday’s hands are resting on my legs, making me shiver from the excitement and her cold skin.

"You’ve been so disobedient" she murmurs with coldness, her eyes following the movements of her hands on my legs.

The brunette leans over and looks at me calmly, eyes overflowing with desire and anger. I lick my lips.

Her lips lay upon mine with a brusquely, making me groan in surprise. I close my eyes and follow her movements with desire, her tongue exploring my mouth with possessiveness. My eyes flicker with pleasure from behind my eyelids and I couldn’t help but make a moan of disappointment as Wednesday moves away from my face.

Open my eyelids and I see that she slowly unbuttons my shirt, her eyes looking at mine with malice. She opens my shirt and lays her hands on my stomach, her eyes following my body with desire. She quickly takes off my bra and looks at me with intensity.

I release a moan ( of pleasure and pain) by feeling her teeth bite hard the skin over my breast, leaving her teeth marks. Pass her tongue to ease the pain. "You’re so beautiful" blabbereth before sinking her teeth back into my flesh.

Cries of pain and small tears form in my eyes, the moisture between my legs to counteract my true feelings.

Wednesday quickly descends down my stomach, leaving kisses and bites that made me whine from mixed pain to pleasure. " You’re so fucking wet" she says coldly, her eyes looking at the blob of moisture well evident in my panties. "I Don’t know what to do with you," she says monotonously, her fingers moving my panties sideways.

I bite my lips hard at the moment of feeling two fingers of Wednesday enter abruptly inside me up to my knuckles.

"You’re so desperate..." She murmurs, clenching her teeth with force. Her eyes stare at mine, cheeks flushed with embarrassment and excitement.

"Please" I beg, unable to bear the wait. The heat and excitement was too much, and I couldn’t bear to hold it for a second longer.

"You were a bad girl" she looks at me with reproach, her thumb spinning weakly around my clitoris, stimulating but at the same time leaving me unsatisfied

It’s a torture

"Wednesday..." I say in a husky voice, my eyes looking at her with excitement.

"Fuck me" I say with red cheeks, legs that moved inciting her movements.

"Tell me whose you belong to," she says with authority, her fingers moving slowly between my vaginal walls. I open my mouth and smile at the feeling that is making me feel, the humidity that grows with the passing of the seconds.

"I am yours" I murmur with despair.

Wednesday looks at me intensely, analyzing the words before thinking it was a sufficient answer. Her fingers increase the speed, making me scream for the sudden change of pace. The thumb expertly strokes my clit, literally making me touch the stars by how much it was making me feel good.

My toes curl and I let myself be carried away by the orgarm just reached, ashamed of how quickly I reached it. My eyes look at Wednesday staring at me with a little smile on her lips, her fingers coming out of me.

He directs them towards my mouth.

"Remember" begins in a cold tone, opening my mouth and allowing me to taste myself "I don’t like sharing what is mine" blabbering flat, her eyes looking at me with dark admiration that made me shiver again of excitement.

I was her babydoll

[achromatophoric]

Sometime in the future, Wednesday find herself flat on her back, her right hand still numb from the strike that sent her switchblade skittering away. Her foe, a figure full of rank menace and merciless intent, approaches.

Villain: Look at you now. No weapon and nowhere to go. Just dead meat waiting.

Wednesday: I’m not the one who’s about to find their entrails decorating the walls.

Villain: *chuckles* Oh? And just how will that happen? Your little box cutter? Even if you got it back—

Wednesday: That? Don’t be absurd. I see you’re every bit the dullard as your father was.

At the mention of their father, the antagonist executes a vicious kick to Wednesday’s gut. The seer chokes back a grunt, allowing instead a guttural sneer.

Villain: *mockingly* Then what, little bird, if not your lost blade? Or did you think that your tongue was sharp enough to get the job done?

Wednesday: *licks blood from lips* That blade was merely my unlawfully wielded knife.

Villain: *frowns and leans closer*

Wednesday: What you need to watch for— *red smile*— is my lawfully wedded wife.

Villain: Say what now?

The wall behind Wednesday is abruptly converted from solid wood to an explosion of splintered debris. The resulting cloud of plaster disperses as a massive form steps through it.

Lawfully wedded wolfed out wife: 😡

Villain: *steps back* Wh-What?!

Wednesday: *glances back* Hello, my dear. I apologize for being late for our anniversary. As you can see, I encountered a small delay.

Angry wolfed out wife: Grrruff.

Wednesday: I swear upon my name as an Addams, I shall make it up to you.

Unconvinced wolfed out wife: Grrrarf! Groof.

Wednesday: *sighs* Fine. You get to decide date nights for one month.

Triumphant wolfed out wife: AROO!

Negotiations done, the hulking lycanthrope levels her burning blue gaze at the villain. She licks her chops with meaningful intent.

Enid, Eater of Villains: *very toothy grin*

Villain Dead meat: Oh. Shit.

Enid, Eater of Villains: *EXTREME GORE*

Wednesday: 🥰

[cadmium-bear]

Ayt imma drop another short scenario before I once again disappear.

Wednesday comes back to their dorm after a long day of being a menace to society. Enid is on her laptop streaming the latest release of her favorite kpop group.

“You seem exhausted.” Enid comments.

“I regret that I have used too much energy today. I’m not fond of using too many hours on sleep.” Wednesday grumbles.

“You still need to though.”

“Don’t worry about my sleeping habits, Enid. I tend to wake up the same time everyday no matter how little hours I sleep so not a day is wasted.”

Enid ponders for a moment. Wednesday can obviously take care of herself but that doesn’t mean Enid doesn’t worry every time her girlfriend is sleep deprived or forgets a meal. She thought of a plan to get her to put in more sleep hours just as she saw Wednesday about to go to her desk instead of her bed.

“I’m getting pretty sleepy myself.” Enid started. “But umm…”

Wednesday turns to her.

“I was gonna ask you something but you seem busy.”

Wednesday walks over to Enid. “I apologize I spend too much time away from you, mon loupe. But please never be embarrassed to ask me of something.” She said as she caressed the werewolf’s cheek.

“Could we maybe cuddle? Just until I fall asleep then you can go back to whatever you need to do.”

“Very well.” Wednesday gives her a small reassuring smile.

They settle on Enid’s bed with arms around each other and legs tangled. Enid sighs contentedly but feigns sleep. Thanks to her sharp werewolf senses she notices Wednesday’s heartbeat slow down. She peeks and sees her girlfriend has fallen asleep first. She smiles to herself and settles once again to join her mate in slumber.

[eddieboi23]

Fries

Wednesday Addams x Gn Reader

(Wednesday )

Summary: your eating lunch with Wednesday, and your hunger knows No limits…. reader being a menace

Tw: sharing food from mouth, kissing, threats,

(Y/n)=your name

-this is thoughts-

“This is talking”

Pt 2

(You and Wednesday are already dating)

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It was the start of lunch time ,and everyone was eating.

Y/n, Wednesday, enid, and some of their friends were sitting together.

You were the closest next to Wednesday, while everyone else was a bit away, paying attention to Enid loudly blabbing about something.

Todays lunch was fries and nuggets(or vegan options maybe, but fries will be a big part of this),

Your favorite of course.

Unfortunately for you, you has finished all your fries, so you searched the table of friends to see who you could steal from.

Fortunately and unfortunately, the only person with some was your girlfriend, Wednesday.

You considered just starving at that point, because you’d surely loose a finger if you asked.

You did really want the fries though, so you did the unthinkable, you snatched one before she had a chance to react.

She slowly turned her head to you, staring you down with her unblinking eyes.

“What do you think your doing?”

You chuckle nervously and hold up the fry. “Im starving and you’ve barely touched them, its not a problem is it?”

She stares at you. “You are not starving, I watched you scarf your food like a dog ,just a second ago. If you want to keep your hand, you will give it back.”

You just about gave up, then had an idea, you put the fry sticking out of your mouth. “Then come get it.” You say with a smirk. Wednesday stares in almost disbelief.

She attempts to grab it but you pull away. “Not with your hands, your mouth.” You wiggle your eyebrows.

she sighs “I am not going to play this childish game.”

You shrug, “maybe I’ll take more of them, since I got this one soooo easily.”

Wednesday scoffs. “You will do no such thing.”

“Idkkk, maybe if you play the game I wont.”

She furrows her eyebrows , and frowns. Then to your surprise she leans in, attempting to grab the fry with her mouth.

You pull the fry Into your mouth a little and she scowls.

You chuckle. “Whoops try again!” She rolls her eyes, “this is foolish.”

Despite her words she trys again.

Except this time while shes trying to get, you suck it into your mouth, which makes Wednesday accidentally kiss you.

You feel her stiff up, then lean into the kiss, feeling her soft lips, you kiss back.

She pulls away after a moment and you furrow your eyebrows. “Wait did you-“

She opens her mouth, and between her teeth is the fry, the corners of her mouth barely quirk up. “I win.”

You blush, and nervously chuckle, “oh, damn.“

She eats the fry ,then slides her plate between the both of you, looking away with a bored expression.

“The consolation prize, as if you deserve it.”

You gasp, “yEsss I love you!” You start chowing down, missing the blush and curious smile Wednesday is aiming at you.

She wonders when you will realize ,thats the first time you said you love her. And all because of some fries.

How curious

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(I used a prompt generator for this and it turned out pretty well?

I hope my writing is good, if not, I wasted like 5 yrs of reading fanfics LMAO)

(This took me like, 4 days to do 😀😭)

[caitlynskitten]

Werewolf Enid holds Werecat Wednesday like this whenever she’s being a menace. The girls all coo at how adorable they look, thinking that they’re cuddling when really, Wednesday is in timeout lol

That’s exactly how they look 😭 werewolf Enid would be so content and cuddling while werecat is angry beyond belief that she’s in timeout. Whenever the girls coo and tease her, she’s internally thinking “I’ll get you for this next time!” I think though that after a few minutes wereact would succumb to the cuddling and sleep with werewolf Enid. Until werewolf Enid has to get up then werecat meows in sadness because she wants a few more minutes of nap time 😭

[book--brackets]

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Karigan's promise changes her life forever. Pursued by unknown assassins, following a path only her horse seems to know, and accompanied by the silent specter of the original messenger, she herself becomes a legendary Green Rider. Caught up in a world of deadly danger and complex magic, compelled by forces she cannot understand, Karigan is hounded by dark beings bent on seeing that the message, and its reluctant carrier, never reach their destination.

The Princess and the Goblin by George MacDonald (1872)

Princess Irene lives in a castle in a wild and lonely mountainous region. One day she discovers a steep and winding stairway leading to a bewildering labyrinth of unused passages with closed doors - and a further stairway. What lies at the top? Can the ring the princess is given protect her against the lurking menace of the goblins from under the mountain?

The Magic Faraway Tree by Enid Blyton (1936-1985)

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Now Robin must contend with the beauty and danger of magic, an excruciating deadly curse, and the alarming visions of the future that come with it—not to mention Edwin Courcey, his cold and prickly counterpart in the magical bureaucracy, who clearly wishes Robin were anyone and anywhere else.

Robin’s predecessor has disappeared, and the mystery of what happened to him reveals unsettling truths about the very oldest stories they’ve been told about the land they live on and what binds it. Thrown together and facing unexpected dangers, Robin and Edwin discover a plot that threatens every magician in the British Isles—and a secret that more than one person has already died to keep.

Ash by Malinda Lo (2009-2011)

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The day that Ash meets Kaisa, the King's Huntress, her heart begins to change. Instead of chasing fairies, Ash learns to hunt with Kaisa. Though their friendship is as delicate as a new bloom, it reawakens Ash's capacity for love-and her desire to live. But Sidhean has already claimed Ash for his own, and she must make a choice between fairy tale dreams and true love.

The Hollow Places by T. Kingfisher (2020)

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The Chronicles of Chrestomanci by Diana Wynne Jones (1977-2006)

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[miliamin1]

“What is it now?” Wednesday asks gravely, still standing over her.

“I lied.” Enid answers wetly.

“You’re disabled and pay too much for the college tuition to feel guilt over-”

“I lied to my mom about having a girlfriend.” Enid sniffles.

“...and?” Wednesday tenses for a moment.

“So when I come home for Christmas alone she will restart the ‘Enid isn’t really gay’ agenda.” More tears again so she rubs at her eyes.

“How much did you lie?” Wednesday asks sitting down.

“I- just mentioned last June in a phone call fight that I’m dating a woman to prove a point. Somehow. I don’t know.  I think she got too sick to continue so I didn’t elaborate. And I-” Enid swallows heavily” I might have mentioned going on a date to cut a call short. Or being on a date. Maybe once when you were hearable in the background. Oh god.” She hides her face in hands.

“Only me?”

“Yeah I say it when I’m home, when I’m out I use going to a class excuse-”

Wednesday interrupts her in a contemplative tone “Do you need a perfect partner or a menace to make her regret budding into your dating life?” When Enid looks up at her the goth is looking far into distance, hand loosely over her mouth.

Enid squints at her before shaking her aching head and wincing “I- perfect partner I guess so she would shut up that only being with a man would make me happy. Or something. I don’t want to remember specific-”

“I can do that." 

“What?” Enid mumbles, rubbing her forehead.

“Play a perfect partner.” Wednesday's head turns to stare.

“... what?” Enid repeats faintly, with fingers to her temples.

Wednesday’s voice is casual but her eyes are intense. “I can be an objectively perfect romantic partner. We’re the same age, I’m attractive, more than able bodied, I have a successful career although I would have to reveal my pen name for that but even otherwise I’m independently wealthy anyway, well educated and I know etiquette to mask well enough. I can’t do anything about the inescapable impression of inhumanity but with my perfect manners complaining about that while sounding sane isn’t achievable. Then there’s atheism and Mexican heritage which could be problems according to your family. I doubt I can pass off as religious but if anyone asks I can just start speaking fluent French and talk about my European immigrant mother. Depends on how racist your family is.”

Pressing with fingers onto the head to make it work didn't help. She's been holding her breath too. “Wens- what- wait.”

“You stopped crying. Good.”

“You were joking to make me stop crying?”

“No. My offer is serious. As long as you won’t cry at me about it again.” Wednesday raises an eyebrow momentarily.

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Hi, may I interest you in a pretend relationship Christmas fic a month after? Just don't expect them to actually respect christianity.

Christmas Eve(L) (24096 words) by miliamin Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Wednesday (TV 2022) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wednesday Addams/Enid Sinclair Characters: Wednesday Addams, Enid Sinclair, Enid Sinclair's Brothers, Esther Sinclair (Wednesday), Murray Sinclair Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Christmas Fluff, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Angst, Oblivious Enid Sinclair, Bisexual Enid Sinclair, Autistic Wednesday Addams, Enid Sinclair Has ADHD Summary: Lying for months about having a girlfriend so that her mother will stop her biphobic comments is close to blowing up in Enid’s face as she's about to leave for her Christmas break alone. But her hot, spooky roommate really loathes her tears so a plan to prevent her from admitting to lying is formed.

[lost-between-letters]

Pet Names

Pairing: Wednesday Addams x vampire!Reader (she/her)

Requested by: @animealways

Warnings: canon typical levels of violent threats/insults

Word Count: 743

Summary: Wednesday was on a call with her family when her girlfriend decided to crash the conversation with her bubbly personality

A/N: that was so much fun to write! Requests for all our favourite Wednesday characters are still very much open :)

"Larissa is still as strict about your free time outside of Nevermore as the last time we visited I trust?" Morticia inquired with a wave of her hand.

Wednesday rolled her eyes at the memory of Prinicpal Weems' pathetic attempts at limiting her in her decision making. It was getting quite repetitive to have those conversations - for thinking of herself that highly, Principal Weems wasn't acting as much as the evil mastermind Wednesday had longed to meet.

"She told me to stay on the grounds for the foreseeable future and should I be caught, I'd be 'facing consequences you won't like Miss Addams'."

There wasn't a need to put up the gesture or air quotations as her voice dropped into the sickly sweet tone Wednesday only ever used when she was forced to talk about her principal.

"Ah my darling!" Gomez exclaimed delighted and clapped his hands, "getting threatened by a teacher? We told you, you'd love the school!"

"It has become-" Wednesday whipped her head around. Someone was in the room with her.

And not one of her summoned spirits.

The mirror on Enid's side reflected an empty room but Wednesday felt the cold presence nonetheless.

"I got you the pig's blood for the ceremony, my sweet angel of death!"

A moment later, Y/N was leaning over Wednesday's desk chair and planted a kiss on her cheek for good measure.

"I told you not to call me that." Wednesday turned and fixed her with her most terrifying glare.

But Y/N just grinned wide enough to show off her pointed teeth and held up the bags of blood. Nothing quite romantic as the idle threat of being mauled to death by your girlfriend. Wednesday knew why she chose her. "And I keep ignoring it."

"You're a menace, bloodsucker."

"Now now, what was that about pet names, ma fleur du mort?"

Someone cleared their throat behind them.

Both of their eyes shot back to the crystal ball where Gomez was clutching Morticia's hand, there faces filled with confusion and - happiness? Ugh.

Pugsley was doing his best to suppress the shit eating grin. "'My sweet angel of death' Wednesday? Really?"

"Make fun of Y/N and I will use your spinal chord as my new bow for my cello."

Y/N damn near choked on her own spit next to her. Not that Wednesday cared particularly - right now, she needed her family to stop being normal about her relationship.

Of course, she still reached for Y/N's hand and hooked her fingers around her wrist to drag her down next to her.

"Pig's blood for a ritual with her girlfriend? Cara mia, our little girl is growing up so fast!" Gomez clutched Morticia's hand between his and pressed it to his chest.

Her mother tilted her head just so and studied Y/N intently. Wednesday resorted to glaring at her in return. She could feel Y/N tense up under Morticia's gaze so Wednesday took the metaphorical bullet and spoke up.

"I am. In fact, we have to leave now or the moon will be too high in the sky for us."

"Very well my dear," her mother had stopped the x-ray stare and was smiling down at their interlocked hands. Then her eyes wandered up to meet Y/N's. "I hope you two are having fun."

"At least as much as your mother and I had when we were your age," Gomez added with a wink.

"We need to go now," Wednesday emphasised again and threw the black fabric across the crystal ball.

The connection cut off almost instantly. Though not fast enough not to hear Gomez delighted chuckling and Morticia's agreeable humming.

"Your parents are quite something else," Y/N remarked as she caught up to her girlfriend who was already halfway across the room to the window.

Wednesday merely opened a panel and looked at her unimpressed. "We really need to get going."

Y/N slipped out and wrapped her arm around Wednesday's shoulders to pull her into her side and brushed a kiss to her temple. The effect was instant - Wednesday ever so lightly relaxed and her lips quirked up just a little bit.

"And you really are a menace," she added but wound her own arm around Y/N's waist.

Unsurprisingly, Y/N wasn’t affected by the accusation in the slightest. Instead she laughed. "You wouldn't want it any other way."

Wednesday sighed. "Let's light those candles already, bloodsucker."

"Whatever you wish ma fleur du mort."

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[toournextadventure]

So i saw the request about reader being able to shapeshift into a cat, so I thought about how incredibly annoying cats can be. What about hc about reader just bothering the absolute shit out of Wednesday.

Oh my god you're right

After learning of your abilities, Wednesday realised she hated you. She hated you in human form in every way she could possibly think of. Cat form? You were the gentlest, sweetest, best creature known to existence. But your human form? She wanted to murder you

She knew how a cat's personality was, she wasn't stupid. But she could be forgiven for assuming your human form would act more human. Oh boy was she wrong

It started simple, it really did. When Wednesday and Enid were both in the room, you would go harass Enid until she got scolded by Wednesday, causing an even bigger interruption in Wednesday's everyday life

But then you started picking random things up in the room and chewing on the. Wednesday couldn't count the amount of rubber bands or plastic you had chewed on while she was trying to focus on get her things done

It moved on to you knocking everything off of counters, shelves, desks, you name it. Many of Wednesday's books ended up on the floor as you walked by, studied them, and knocked them off before going back to the bed. You didn't even have the decency to pretend you were sorry

Once, when Wednesday was sitting and reading in her bed, you came by and sprawled across her lap and book. Try as she might, she couldn't manage to get you to move, you always seemed to find a new position to lay on the book

In your cat form, you followed the room rules, you stayed at the end of the bed, you were the most considerate little thing. But your human form was an absolute menace and she wanted to skin you alive

Your insistence on annoying the shit out of her, whether purposeful or not, was enough to drive Wednesday to madness. And she almost liked it that way; she always did say she never wanted a normal life

[vaniloqu3nce]

Yoko Headcanons Pt 3. (this has been in my draft for a while)

Yoko isn’t a big romcom fan but Enid and Divina are so her and Wednesday end up watching them begrudgingly for their girls. That does NOT stop them from complaining though.

Wednesday: Yoko I can feel my brain cells deteriorating.

Yoko: Girl same im getting dumber watching this and I’m already the dumbest person here.

Unlike Enid, Divina helps Yoko study on her own and teaches Yoko little tricks to help her remember things in class. Enid usually just lets her copy.

Though Yoko acts very confident, she does have a lot of insecurities surrounding her intelligence because she’s never been really good at operating in a school setting. Things that don’t immediately capture her attention will often not keep her attention very long.

Yoko can sit and read Wednesday’s books for an hour straight squealing but she cannot take a math test for thirty minutes.

Yoko finds out Wednesday likes Enid (not that she didn’t already guess) because Viper so obviously has a crush on a new character that’s supposed to be Enid.

Enid and Yoko met in their freshmen year, Yoko tried flirting with Enid but Enid wasn’t really interested. Which is how they became best friends.

Young Yoko was a bit more of a menace and much more spoiled due to her wealthy upbringing. She absolutely thought she could have anyone she wanted and Enid was like “I’m not really attracted to you.”

Yoko: Not possible but OKAY.

Enid: Well do you want to be friends?

Yoko: This is literally the most embarrassing day of my life. Yes.

Enid and Yoko are literally inseparable. Yoko is an only child and Enid has only brothers. They’re literally so thankful for each other.

Because of her upbringing, Yoko has a lot of trouble showing and expressing negative emotions. Enid is like a sister to her and is always patient with Yoko when she needs time.

Yoko calls Divina princess, at first it was an insult because she’s stuck up and such, but it grew on both of them. Yoko is very affectionate with Divina when they’re alone, Divina loves it.

Divina: Get up. We have class.

Yoko: Come back to bed, princess. It’s cold.

Divina: Because you’re dead. Get up.

Yoko: You don’t love me.

Divina, rolling her eyes and climbing back into bed with her: You’re right. I hate you.

Yoko: Mhm. :)

Nobody in their right mind besides Enid would believe Yoko is so affectionate and loving because outwardly she is so against relationships and she kicks girls out as soon as they’re done. “I’d call you a cab but you live next door.”

Yoko is in fact only soft for Divina.

I raise you Yoko and Wednesday having a talk about being afraid of emotions.

I raise you Enid and Divina wondering if their girls actually like them because they have those kinds of insecurities and little do they know their girls would die for them without question.

I raise you Wednesday at first being jealous of Yoko until she realizes there couldn’t be anything to be jealous of because all Enid and Yoko do is argue.

Yoko, kicking the door down: Wednesday get your fucking girlfriend shes DOING IT AGAIN

Enid: Babe DONT LISTEN TO HER SHES LYING

Wednesday, sighing: Do you want this chapter done or not, Yoko?

Yoko: with ALL MY HEART MI AMOR

Enid: STOP FLIRTING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND FOR CHAPTERS

Yoko: STOP TELLING MY GIRLFRIEND WHEN I SKIP CLASS

Basically Wednesday was jealous up until she realized they’re basically siblings and they are trying to kill each other at least 90% of the time.

Divina had to win over Enid and Wednesday first. It was like asking for their daughter’s hand in marriage.

Wednesday: What are your intentions with our idiot?

Enid: I will skin you alive if you ever hurt her.

Wednesday: I’m so in love with you.

Thing, Yoko, and Enid have girls nights.

Yoko never liked Tyler either. “He just looks like a card board cut out.”

Yoko actually wants to become a movie director but not many people know that. Specifically horror movies.

Yoko was the kind of kid who would film her own movies on her phone.

Since Yoko has trouble expressing herself, her forms of love come in physical ways. Bumping Enid in the halls, playing with Divina’s fingers in class when she’s distracted, ect.

Wednesday and Yoko actually become amazing friends. They have a lot to bond over. Their love of horror, they both hate Tyler, they both have girlfriends who love them more than anything, they’re both bad at expressing emotions.

[fanficonly]

Wenclair -One Shot-

"Jealousy looks hot on you"

Did a jealous Enid so thought a jealous Wednesday would be fun to try out.

What would a jealous Wednesday look like and what would it lead to I wonder?

I have a few drafts of different ways she would respond ... Here's number 1.

A quick one-shot while I'm tweaking my other fics enjoy😋

"Stop asking me Yoko!" Enid replied frustrated

"I'm sorry I just-" she looked across the courtyard to the sinister girl who was currently staring daggers at the tortured Artist who wouldn't leave her alone "I don't get it" she scrunched her eyebrows and shook her head lightly. The thought of her bubbly and VERY innocent bestie falling for Nevermore's resident Psychopath was troubling to say the least.

"Yeah well neither do I but who am I to argue with my brain I'm very rarely wrong" she smiled widely but it was immediately lost the second Yoko choked on her drink in response.

She laughed and Enid replied offended " What's so funny?" Her hand on her hip questioningly.

"You believing you're always right of course" she let out a "HA" after the answer and mimicked Enid by putting a hand on her hip.

"I never said I was always right I just said I'm rarely wrong" she corrected her bestie and draped an arm across her shoulder, kissing her cheek playfully. She jokingly squeezed her, acting angry and Yoko chuckled in response. They stood like this for a moment smiling at their banter and mumbling that the other was an idiot.

"Enid" her ears pricked up at her name being spoken by the raven haired girl who had appeared like a magician behind the two girls. Wednesday ducked between them both grabbing Enid's arm and placing it on her shoulder instead.

Enid giggled at Wednesday's sly attempt to separate her from Yoko. "Wednesday" she smiled at her new girlfriend nodding and then looked across at Yoko who shook her head and massaged her temples in response, taking a light step back.

"I just came to see how you were mi amore " she explained, not breaking her pokerface even as Enid gave her a questioning look. Wednesday did however peel her eyes away from Enid to transfer a somewhat menacing look towards Yoko.

"And detach me from another person?" Enid responded, looking across to Yoko who now had her head in her hands at the obvious jealousy she had just witnessed.

Wednesday looked back at Enid and not being one to hide her bluntness and usually unnecessary hostility towards others Enid gave affection to, she just smirked.

"I cannot help it" Wednesday admitted rather bluntly "Ever since we defined our relationship I have yearned for your touch and become uncomfortable when you show the same affection towards other, lesser beings" she explained, flicking her eyes to Yoko who just let her mouth fall open in shock at the hurtful comment. Wednesday seemed confused at the feeling herself but she was never one to fight an urge so she ran with it, accepting it as normal behaviour.

"Hey don't be mean to Yoko." Enid defended her bestie as usual. Then looked at Yoko and said "Sorry Bestie" she smiled innocently apologising for Wednesday's actions. Also, trying to convey the fact that she had yet to find a way to control Wednesday's malicious tendencies on a consistent level.

"I'm not" Wednesday hadn't ripped her eyes away from Yoko who still remained close enough to Enid that Wednesday felt uncomfortable. She felt no shame in drilling her eyes into Yoko's to deter the touchy feely 'bestie'. Wednesday wasn't stupid, she knew she was being unreasonable and that Enid was a very physically affection little werewolf towards all those she cared about but that was irrelevant. Enid was her girlfriend. Hers. And she selfishly wanted the right to her affections to be solely hers and no one else's.

Wednesday's inner battle with her illogical thoughts were interrupted when Enid giggled "Jealously, looks hot on you babe" she smirked flashing her fangs at her girlfriend and winking.

"I am not jealous" She crossed her arms like a child having a tantrum,lying through her teeth. But had to look away to hide the fact that Enid would be making her blush if her cheeks had the ability to turn pink.

Enid removed her arm from Wednesday's shoulder and was immediately attacked with her signature death stare and Wednesday pulling her arm back into its position.

Enid giggled again wrapping her other arm around Wednesday neck

"urgh get a room" Yoko complained but the 2 girls were too caught up in eachother to even bother to respond. Wednesday got lost in Enid's eyes for a split second admiring her features fondly.

"Jealous?" Enid questioned turning away from Wednesday to look at Yoko, wiggling her eyebrows. She remained in place though her arms still securely wrapped around the shorter girl's shoulder.

"No I don't get Jealous that's just Wednesday here" Yoko pointed at the pale girl smirking herself.

"Tread lightly Vamp" Wednesday threatened turning her head towards Yoko as well. Up until now she had only been focused on Enid's face, admiring her girlfriend's features and ignoring the rest of the student body. But she had side eyed Yoko as she spoke this time, directing her bitterness towards the vampire.

"Hey" Enid scolded the jealous girl as if she was a child. She was aware that Yoko and Wednesday had a troubling friendship before she had started dating Wednesday and now with the unnecessary competition for Enid's affections it seemed things were very unlikely to get better.

"I'm not sorry" Wednesday silently rolled her eyes and turned her focus back to the werewolf in front of her, believing everything else around them to be irrelevant compared to her beauty.

"Whatever she's just mad because I've seen you naked and she hasn't yet" Yoko knew she should have just left it alone but she had finally found something that would get under Wednesday's skin so she had to take this opportunity, it would be wasted otherwise. It was the only thing she could think of to spark a reaction from her Bestie's lowkey possessive girlfriend, however off topic it was.

"What" Wednesday couldn't hide the pure confusion and rage that built up inside her at a slow burn.

"YOKO!" Enid pulled away from Wednesday to slap her best friend on the arm disapprovingly.

"What it's true!" She laughed recalling the few times she had found Enid after a full moon, sprawled across a floor and passed out.

"You're so bad" she joked in the typical girly way causing Wednesday to physically cringe. She loved Enid but sometimes Wednesday was astounded that she had fallen so deeply for a girl who spoke as if she was in a 70's housewife commercial.

Wednesday took this opportunity to step forward

"I am not going to give into the temptation to ask" she said but inside her jealousy was burning at an overwhelming speed. "Enid come with me" she demanded before grabbing her hand and dragging her away from Yoko, who just chuckled and walked across the courtyard to the rest of the vamps.

"Wens I get your jealous but-" she started before being cut off.

"I am NOT jealous." Wednesday lied, biting her tongue and continuing to drag Enid along behind her. Stubborn and jealous? Boy did Enid know how to pick 'em.

"So what was all that about?" Enid giggled, skipping along behind Wednesday, a wide smile still on her face. As toxic as some people might find the jealousy trait Enid enjoyed it for 2 reasons:

1. It confirmed Wednesday's undying love for her which she was mildly terrible at expressing due to her lack of relationship experience.

And 2. It was hot! And Wednesday would now be doing everything in her power for Enid's attention which she slyly enjoyed. Especially since she's usually the clingy one.

"I have no idea what you are referring too" Wednesday out right deflected the matter at hand still pulling Enid along behind her.

"Mmhmm okay" she giggled again "So are you gonna ask?" She spoke as Wednesday continued to drag her through the corridors of nevermore. Upon reaching her destination she hurried inside slammed the door and pressed Enid up against it.

"No" she responded before connecting thier lips in a passionate kiss. This was not where Enid thought this was going, in fact she half expected a lecture on relationship etiquette from the highly inexperienced Wednesday Addams. But she was also NOT complaining in the slightest sinking into Wednesday's embrace happily.

Enid also spoke between kisses "You- sure -you don't-wanna- know" she pulled away from Wednesday to catch her breath. She felt dizzy with the scent of the intoxicating woman in front of her. God Wednesday really had a compelling effect on Enid, so much so that she actually enjoyed her jealousy.

"Very" Wednesdays soulful eyes penetrated her soul with certainty as she pulled away.

"Here" Enid spoke. She then placed a kiss on Wednesday left cheek then another on her right. "You get two" she beamed knowing exactly what had triggered Wednesday's jealousy in the first place.

Wednesday exhaled out of her nose and was pleasantly surprised at how comforting the gesture made her feel.

She raised her hand to place it upon Enid's cheek and whispered a small but effective "Thank You". She wasn't sure how to react to someone receiving affection from her girlfriend, no matter how platonic it was. But something about what Enid just did, settled the emotions that threatened to bubble up from deep within the depths of her dark soul.

Enid noticed this and smiled knowingly. Crisis averted. However she did miss the love struck, Jealousy ridden Wednesday who had made an appearance only moments before.

You might say that's why she said what she said next but also Enid was a firm believer of full honesty and she didn't want this to bite her in the ass later.

"So listen about the whole seeing me naked thing Yoko was-" but Wednesday moved her index finger to place it upon Enid's pink lips to silence her

"I do not wish to hear the details" she spoke and before Enid could speak again that feeling rose up in Wednesday again and she connected their lips once more.

Enid pulled away for a moment, pushing Wednesday's shoulders back to look her in the eyes and talk to her.

"No details it's not what you think-" she really needed to tell Wednesday it was not a sexual or romantic thing AT ALL before she burned the whole school down, or at the least stop her from plotting to stake her best friend in later days.

Wednesday clasped her hands around Enid's wrists and lifted them up to slam them against the door behind her and kissed her again to keep her quiet. Enid happily let Wednesday dominate her, enjoying the reaction she got from the girl who insisted she did not like physical affection.

'What a lie' she thought to herself. They pulled apart for a second to catch their breaths, panting restlessly. Even Wednesday was shocked by her own actions, but she couldn't think of a better way to claim Enid as hers.

"Okay" Enid spoke again and Wednesday's ears twitched "but it's nothing weird it's just-" Enid tried to explain again this time much more breathless than before but Wednesday just rolled her eyes

"Enid." She interrupted plainly again. She was done playing around

"Yeah?" She looked innocently at Wednesday, her usual smile warming Wednesday's cold dead heart.

"Shut up" Wednesday spoke before trailing her hand up into Enid's hair and pulling her towards her lips to connect them once again.

Enid finally submitted. If Wednesday was gonna be jealous there's nothing she could say or do to stop her so why not just enjoy the outcome. She didn't know when or if it would happen again so she decided to sink into Wednesday's embrace and kiss her back.

"Happily" Enid smiled into the kiss draping her hand around Wednesday's waist and letting her continue to passionately kiss her in a jealous frenzy.

'See sometimes jealousy is hot' she thought to herself melting into the kiss as Wednesday made certain Enid knew what she was to her.

[germhammy]

(Mis)adventures of Little Wednesday - aka Wednesday’s mirror image niece

“Meeting with the Principal” (a/n Kinda long)

The gang was at curbside waiting for their ride. It was supposed to be Mrs. Waialik’s turn but they saw Mrs. Ottinger parking followed by Pugsley and Jane Addams and Wednesday and Enid Addams

Ruthie: why is my mother here?

GomezJr: our mama and papa and Auntie Eenie and Auntie Weenie too

Mrs. Waialiki pulled up to the curb.

Mrs Waialiki: Koda, Tyler just the two of you. The others have a meeting with the principal

Ruthie: why me?

Little Wednesday: probably because you’re always with me. Sorry

Ruthie: nonsense. You’re my best friend Wednesday

In the Principal’s office Alys Rafkon, Dalton Wentworth, Idgie Ottinger, Pugsley & Jane Addams and Wednesday & Enid Addams stood behind the kids.

Principal: Mr Addams, why is your sister and her friend here?

Pugsley: my sister and her wife are here because they are usually the ones to pick my twins up. Also Mr Wentworth’s grudge against my sister is the reason he encourages his son to bully my daughter

Dalton: I do not encourage him!

Wednesday: then how does he know what I did to you in high school and brings it up enough times that Tyler brought up your unfortunate injury the other day when I picked the gang up?

Little Wednesday: -snickering- Dayton also got really nervous when I dressed like you, Auntie Weenie for Halloween!

Alys: enough of this! Why have you called me about my precious little Angel, Aiyon?

Jane: your precious little Angel is nothing but a tag a long bully. Going alone with his friend Dayton when he bullies my daughter Wednesday

Dalton: and why is Idgie here? As far as I know Ruthie is never in trouble. Also why does she always bring that mutt along?

Idgie: excuse me? Ruthie is Wednesday’s best friend and has been a witness to all of your son’s bullying. And her dog is a service animal not some mutt.

Dalton: service animal. Yeah right. And emotional support animal is not a service animal

Idgie: Ruthie suffers from narcolepsy. Not that it’s any of your business. She has raised Jack since he was a puppy. We discovered her was able to sense her attacks. We got him certified so Ruthie could attend school with him.

Principal: why is it, Mr Wentworth, that your child is always so interested in what Wednesday brings for lunch and insists on tasting it? - turning to Jane and Pugsley- I am sorry I have been punishing the wrong culprit. I researched some of the foods Dayton has brought to my attention. I am truly sorry. But some I must question. Like onion sandwiches? Really?

Pugsley: disgusting isn’t it? She gets that from my sister. Nes loves onions as well as extremely hot hot sauce

Wednesday: And your love for tres leches cake is revolting and not in a good way

Enid: Nes, I love you. But Pugsley is right. Tres leches cake is da bomb. And onions are revolting

Alys: why am I here? Why is my precious Angel Aiyon being accused of any wrongdoing?

Little Wednesday: because he’s a spineless lackey following Dayton around like a blind pigeon

Wednesday: mi Diablo, let’s not call people names even though you do seem to be correct

Principal: Ms Addams, let’s not encourage the little ones.

Wednesday: Mrs. Addams. And if I were to be encouraging my niece believe me. The entire town would know. Mr. Wentworth knows quite well what kind of hellion I can be

Dalton: I still haven’t forgotten, Wednesday

Wednesday: Obviously not. As you have raised your little urchin to be a spineless menace as you were. Bullying girls. Not at all a good look. Tell me? Has he learned from his father? How is your wife?

Dalton: just what are you implying?

Enid: Nes. Stop

Jane: so what exactly are you going to do? I, my husband, sister in law and her wife go through a lot of care and effort to make the twins lunches to make them both healthy and enjoyable but Wednesday doesn’t always get to enjoy them. My father in law made food yesterday explicitly for his grandchildren to bring today. And if not for GJ’s insight to ask for extra ‘just in case’ my children would not have had enough to eat.

Dayton: that salsa was gross!

Little Wednesday: it wasn’t salsa. It was zacusca! Made from eggplant and red pepper!

Dayton: of course it was salsa!! You’re Mexican!!

Little Wednesday: It was not salsa. It was not a Mexican food. It was Romanian! My Grandpa and Grandma took a vacation there and just came back! Grandpa made us Romanian food!

Principal: THAT IS ENOUGH!! Mrs Addams

Jane and Wednesday: Yes?

Principal: not you, Ms Addams

Wednesday: I am Mrs. Addams. How many times do I need to correct you? I am married and I prefer to be called Mrs. Addams - Jane snickered-

Principal: as I was saying. Mrs. Addams. Please see to it that you children have nice normal lunches tomorrow and there will be no problems

Wednesday: really? That’s your solution? Did that work when you required us to purchase a lunch pass for Wednesday so she could eat at the cafeteria? No it did not! First of all, the macaroni and cheese you served because I looked it up has artificial coloring because the brand they use is cheaper. My niece shares my allergy to artificial coloring in foods. She was wise to not have eaten it. We do take precautions in our household because of my allergies and hers. I can not imagine what other cheaper foods your cafeteria serves that would harm her. Second. Aiyon and Dayton still bullied her.

Principal: perhaps she should not bring such enticing foods then.

Enid: excuse me? Little Wednesday brought one of her favorite snacks! Chocolate covered crickets! Or My wife made her a salad. Little Wednesday loves salad. And since we didn’t have croutons she fried up Chinicuiles extra crispy for her. I may not share my wife and in law’s taste in foods but I don’t take theirs and throw it away because I don’t like it.

GomezJr: yeah! Tyler had ghost pepper crickets and he didn’t get his taken away and get detention!! He has Chinicuiles all the time in his lunch

Principal: how do you propose we solve this?

Dalton: I want the Addams children expelled and away from my son!

Alys: I agree! I want that devil child away from my precious little Angel

Pugsley: if anyone is to be expelled it’s your ‘precious little Angel’ and his insecure friend who feels the need to feel superior by picking on those he thinks are beneath him.

Alys gasped in disbelief

Little Wednesday: Dayton. I propose we settle this the old fashioned way. A duel. Fencing? Martial arts? Wrestling? Or even a soccer or hockey penalty shot shootout

Jane: I like those ideas, Wednesday. But how about this, Principal. Aiyon and Dayton eat their lunches somewhere other than the cafeteria. And are not allowed in the cafeteria during lunch hour. That way my daughter can enjoy her lunch in peace with her friends

Alys: why can’t it be your demon child not allowed in the cafeteria and not my precious little Angel?

Little Wednesday: -unde her breath to Ruthie- I’m getting mighty tired of her calling Aiyon ‘my precious little Angel’

Ruthie snickered.

Principal: ENOUGH!! All of you out of my office. You are giving me a headache. I will decide what to do later.

[genieofthebooks]

Could you do one where the reader is wicth ( powers like scarlet witch) her bff is enid and evetually Wednesday and she dates kent ( the siren if not i understand

Chaos

A/n: I hope you like what I did with this, Sorry It took so long. Sorry if it isn't any good. Based on the Events of the last episode. I am not sure if this is what you meant, sorry if it wasn't. This isn't exactly like the last ep but there are moments in it. Wanda Is mentioned.

Pairing: Kent x Fem!Witch!Reader [Established Relationship]

Warnings: Kent being a worried sweetheart, Fighting, Wednesday Spoilers.

You were floating on your bed with your red magic floating around you, chanting an incantation in Latin when Enid suddenly barged into your room breaking your concentration.

"Y/N! We need your help"

With no explanation Enid grabbed your hand that was doing a spell and pulled you out of your dorm and dragged you to the Edgar Allan Poe statue where Ajax was waiting for the two of you.

"What is going on, It is cold"

Ajax sighed in exhastperation at your questions because he had enough of them from Enid.

"Just follow me"

He snapped twice at the statue which then spun around to reveal an entryway.

"What the-"

You started to swear but were cut of when Ajax walked into the darkness and you and Enid shared a look of disbelief. Enid soon walked in and yelled back up at you.

"COME ON"

"If I die I will come back and haunt you both" You muttered hesitantly walking into the passage way and going down the winding staircase which you soon illuminated red with your magic.

"N/n stop being so paranoid"

"I will stop being paranoid when you explain what in the actual hell is going on" You had reached the bottom of the steps seeing Enid looking confused yet worried and Ajax acting worried yet sheepish at the exact same time

"What are we doing and what is this place" The two turned to you and Ajax just nodded his head to the entrance where the three sirens of the school walked down. "Seriously, how many people know about this place and what is it."

"What is up with you N/n?" Bianca asked with a slight grin on her face knowing exactly why you were in a bad mood as everyone could sense the power radiating off you.

"No one will tell me why I have been dragged in here" You pouted but your mood was raised slightly when Kent walked over to you and held you from behind, kissing your temple in the process.

"Okay as cute as you two are we need to get back on track" Ajax butted in happy that his friends were together but worried.

Enid looked at him and then sighed, she pulled out a folded piece of paper that showed a photo of a girl who looked like Wednesday and a menacing figure who had the outfit of a pilgrim, they were obviously in the school courtyard but it was on fire. "Wednesday is in danger and Ms Thornhill has reanimated Crackstone"

The three sirens looked at each other and pulled off their necklaces that held their siren control. Bianca spoke up for the group. "We will use our siren song to lead the school to safety"

While everyone was planning what they were going to do you were staring at the painting, but in particular an intricate symbol that was hidden in the painting underneath Wednesday's feet. "I need to help Wednesday" you stated causing everyone to stop talking and look over to you.

"No, It is too dangerous"

"You see that symbol underneath Wednesday's feet that is the Chaos Magic symbol and I am the only witch in existance with this power so I have to help her" You spoke up determined to help your new friend.

Kent turned to you grasping your arms with a grip that made you wince slightly. "You can't be thinking of doing this it is too dangerous"

You placed your hands on his arms and stared directly into his eyes. "I will be okay, but I have to do this"

Your eyes glowed red showing the usage of your powers until you dissapeared from the Nightshades room leaving wisps of red hanging in the air. You landed in the courtyard anticipating the arrival of Wednesday and Crackstone.

You sensed their arrival with a smirk on your face exhilaration washing over you as you felt you finally got to do something with your power than simole spells. You were ready, encanting a spell to be ready when Crackstone arrives.

Soon the figure of the dead pilgrim and the black pigtails of your best friend came into view their swords clashing and clanging against each other. A blast of your red magic hit the dead pilgrim causing him to be thrown backwards as you pulled Wednesday behind you, your magic sheilding her from harm.

Now it was you and the Pilgrim facing off one with a staff the other Magic flying around as you lifted of the ground.

"Wanda"

"Y/n"

You cocked your head at Wednesday to tell her to take the final strike while he was distracted with at this very moment at how similar you look to your ancestor.

She drove the sword through his undead heart as he fell to ashes.

You flew down, your magic slowly loosening until it was just you and Wednesday left in the destruction of the courtyard.

Wednesday turned to you where you noted that she had blood drying on her head. Waving your hand and red wisps flew over to her healing and cleaning her injury. "Thank you Y/n"

You shrugged your shoulders, as the two of you started to walk back over to the group outside of the school. "It was all in a days work"

When you got to the clearing with all of the students you and Wednesday were tackled into a hug by Enid where you and Wednesday finally relaxed.

You pulled out of the hug leaving the two and walked over to Kent who smiled in relief but also in concern at your battered frame. You lifted your hand up to his face cradling it while wiping a stray tear that had fallen from his face. You whispered to him "I'm okay"

He pulled you close, breaking at the words and you were held in his embrace him not daring to let you go. "I thought I lost you, I saw your magic and I know what will happened if you used to much of it."

You rested your head on his chest as he whispered those words in your ear, gently shushing him as you ran one of your hands through his hair to soothe him. "We are okay"

You pulled away from your hug but rested your forhead in his staring into each other eyes not daring to let each other go.

"Awww they are so cute"

"Ajax, shut up"

[caitlynskitten]

I love idea of Enid being a sweet bean…. until sports are involved and she becomes a menace

Like I HC her as a hockey fan and at games the girls need to hold her back from getting in fights

Oh she is a menace for sure. A competitive menace especially on the tennis court. It gets so bad sometimes that she almost wolfs out mid game. She actually got benched a few times because of it! But being with Wednesday she learns to control it.

Bonus: Wednesday says she can be used by Enid whenever she loses a game because she knows she’s gonna have to let out all of that frustration

[raven-moon33]

Hiiii, wanted to just reiterate my excitement for AKBAON - I’ve literally got June 16th saved on my calendar - I’ve followed it for so long and it has to be the best Wenclair fic I’ve found on the internet, hands down.

Wishing you the best in life,

a fan.

(By the way, I would like to submit a prompt - Parent Wednesday and Enid, I’ve found one fic on Ao3 so far but i just love the idea of their children being menaces to society)

Don't mind me, I'm certainly not having a heart attack in the corner over here that you have the date saved on your calendar. Nope, definitely not. I'm being totally normal about this everyone, don't even worry about it.

(But seriously, oh my goodness, I don't even know what to say because I'm too busy squealing over this. My heart can't take all these nice things, but thank you for them all the same!)

And I absolutely adore this prompt. I can definitely see being able to write a nice little one-shot with this concept, so I can basically guarantee you'll be seeing it sometime soon. Thank you so much for sending it in! I love it to pieces. <3

(Also, just so everyone knows, if I write a one-shot based off a prompt you send in, I'll make sure to credit you in the Author's Note of the story; just want to make sure everyone's aware that they'll be credited for coming up with the idea in the first place).