#did i do good

[vanillabeams]

nerdy armin prt2!!

christmas special!!!

warning: smut, pet names, sub men, mention of cum, cursing, teasing

surprise at the end!!

prt1

poor armin..buddy was skipping classes just to avoiding you and we all know how important his classes were to him. he was so embarrassed because he knew for fact that you knew he was getting off to your voice.

it’s been 2 days and you haven’t seen armin at all, he hasn’t answered any of your texts and your seriously getting worried because this isn’t like him at all,

it’s been 4 days now and you can’t lie you miss him a lot the way he can’t look you in the eyes properly..or the way he stares at you in class. you squeeze your thighs together releasing the energy that is slowly creeping up on you which made you realize you arrived at the mall to bring him a christmas gift as an excuse to come over to his house. you shop around the mall finding different things you think he would like making him a little basket.

you knock on his front door rethinking this whole plan but your worries gotten the best of you and now your here there’s no going back, armin opens the door shocked that your here “y-y/n??..what are you doing here?” his tall frame clouding over you and it doesn’t help with what he is wearing. he was wearing a black tank top with shorts that hang just above his knees with his black Yeezy slides and a Santa hat on the side of his head to top it off . he stretches his arm resting it on on the very top of the door

omg he is so fineee you can’t even squeeze your legs together right now cause your standing. “y/n?” you look back up at his face seeing him turn red because you were staring too hard and it was noticeable. “christmas gift duhh” you smile wide at him and he looks down at your glossed lips but quickly looks away embarrassed. “you should come in, i know it’s cold” he stretches the door wider for you.

“ im glad you finally let me inside im freezing!” you walked over to his island and place his gift down “ is this a fine place for me to put your gift here?” he turns around from the door to look over where u placed it “ yeah that’s fine, u can come sit on the couch i’ll get u a blanket i know u said u was cold” before u could tell him you weren’t gonna be here long he is already going upstairs to his room to grab one.

once he sees you sitting on his couch he takes in your outfit and it’s so cute to him. he hands you the blanket and sits next to you. but there is an awfully huge space between you guys because he is so nervous around you. you wrap the blanket around you and it smell just like him. “ armin why haven’t you been to school?” he face turns red reminding him of why he actually skipped school “ i-..i just needed a break. i guess” you could tell he was lying “ armin please don’t lie to me.”

u look at him waiting for a response and you don’t even get a answer, he only does this when he isn’t ready to talk about something so you change the subject and get up seeing his red face as u do so, walking over to his gift. once u grab his gift you sit directly next to him legs touching and everything “ look at what i got you” he grabs the gift out of what seem like the smallest hands ever.

“thank you, you didn’t have to do this” he looks at the basket and then looks at you for 1.2 seconds and looks somewhere else “armin!” his head snaps back at you startled by the way you voice rose up at him “ y-yes..? what’s wrong?” you cross your arms over your chest “ i deserve a response on why you left me on ghost” you watch as he bite his bottom lip “c’mon..you know why”

you start to grow an irritated with him “ armin if i knew why you went ghost on me i wouldn’t be here” you’ve never yelled at him before but he went ghost on you and tried to wipe it off “ last phone call we had..” he doesn’t finish his sentence and you instantly remember what happened “ so you were actually getting off to my voice..??” you can’t help but smirk at his reaction. he holds his face in his palms shaking his head yes you then start to graze the nape of his neck with your acrylics “ aw my voice turns you on min?”

“ i don’t wanna talk about it..” he mumbles in his hands embarrassed. you take a good look at his frame again and you realize that he is hard. you can see his bulge slowly rising so you take it upon yourself to get off the couch and squat right between his legs. he doesn’t realize your between his legs intill you place your hands on his thighs. he removes his hands off his face and looks down at you “y/n?” he then realizes his hard wood is literally poking up right in front of your face. “ i’m s-sorry..” is all the words that he manage to say.

you press your hand on to his bulge and he leans back into the couch biting down on his lower lip to hide back the whine that almost slipped from his lips. you start gently rubbing him thru his pants “ if you can’t hold eye contact i’ll stop.” he looks down at you “ please y/n..you know how hard it is for me to-..” a whine slips from his lips once you take his cock out his boxers and it nearly slaps your face. you use both hands to grip onto his girth just to get the feel of it “ does that feel good min?” he nods his head “ imma need words armin.” you start to kiss on his thighs teasing him “y-yes ma’am” his words makes your cunt flutter

you start kissing his tip as u look up at him seeing the teasing is making him go insane, he is squirming so much “ please..! y/n..” you watch him melt into his own couch “ please what love?” you could tell the names that you are calling him are really getting to him “p-please touch me..” he whines underneath his breath. you press your lips onto his cock swirling your tongue around his tip and slowly start sucking not even half his base before gagging. you use your hands to jerk off the rest you can’t fit into your mouth looking up at him to only see him covering his eyes with his forearm and biting his lip so hard to control his moans and whines.

you remove your lips off him pouting. he realizes you stopped and looked down “look at me and stop hiding your moans from me” his breaths are shaky and he swallow his saliva before speaking “ yes ma’am..” you smile up at him “ good boy” his dick twitches and you soon come to the realization that he likes being praised.

you slide your mouth back onto him now forcing half of him into your mouth going up and down on him faster and faster “f-fuck..! y-y/n” he continues to squirm but his squirming is worse now. his voice is so whiny and high pitch and when you look up making eye contact with him, he completely loses it because he knows he has to make eye contact with you because he is so close to coming. he loses it so bad the poor guys starts sobbing “ y/nnn..fuck! i’m cu-“ dude couldn’t even finish his sentence everything went white around him and next thing you know there’s cum all over your pretty face.

“merry Christmas!” was the last thing u said before he fell asleep

(here’s a visual on what he sounded like)

[foolbo]

Why are the StriLondes treated more like a family than the Egbert-Harleys?: My thoughts

So, I've noticed that a lot of the time, despite them both being ectobiological families, in fandom and to some extent canon the StriLondes are more focused on being a family than the Egbert-Harleys. It's very easy to boil that down to the fact that StriLondes are just...more popular than the Egbert-Harleys, so they have more content in general focused on them, including family-based content. And you'd be right! That most certainly is a factor! However it's more than just that.

When you get down to it, the Egbert-Harley's all had very positive parental figures in their lives. John with his dad, Jade with Bec and, to an extent, her stuffed grandfather, Jane with her dad, and Jake with his grandma up until her death.

With the StriLondes, none of them had that. Dirk and Roxy had people they admired and thought of as positive parental figures, sure, but those figures were never properly in their lives. Dave's bro is around but he serves as a negative parental figure in his abuse to Dave. Rose's mom is around and does care for her daughter, but her alcoholism and Rose's way of interpreting certain actions have tilted their relationship into a negative one.

The Egbert-Harley's have experienced positive parental influence, no matter how short lived it was (*cough* Jake *cough*). The StriLondes have not experienced this.

It's why when Dave meets Roxy he wants to call her mom. He wants that positive parental figure like hes seen others have. It's why, despite everything, he and Dirk sit down on that roof and talk over everything.

It's why when Rose and Roxy meet they both fumble over calling each other mom and figuring out what they are to each other. Rose wants to make things right with her mom, even if it's not the version she knew. Roxy wants some semblance of the mom she never had.

When the Egbert-Harley's interact, sure, it's sweet, they have some nice moments. But none of them have that distinct need for a parental figure like the StriLondes do.

Jake and Jade are excited to meet a version of the people they lost so young, but they don't have a particular desire to serve as each other's grandchildren. They're fine if their relationship falls more into friendship than family.

John and Jane are excited to meet each other, it's cool to meet a version of a dead respected member of your family! But John and Jane never knew their grandparents and they didn't grow up admiring them the way Dirk and Roxy looked up to their versions of Dave and Rose.

The StriLondes are more into the whole family thing, using familiar terms and these types of dynamics seeping into their conversations. The Egbert-Harleys are okay wherever their dynamic falls, they're just happy to know each other.

This isn't to say the Egbert-Harleys don't call each other familial terms ever, because they do, but it's not in the same way the StriLondes do it. The Egbert-Harleys call each other familial terms in a "Oh hey you're my [x]! That's so cool! I'm glad I get to meet you!" way rather than a "Holy shit that's our mom holy shit Rose that's our mom that's our fucking mom" way.

TLDR: The StriLondes crave positive parental figures because of their complete lack of them whereas the Egbert-Harleys already had those positive parental figures at one point or another.

[luckyswamps]

SOSUKE “DOES IT COUNT” SHIMA

[punsanddragons]

hmmm baby i love it when you talk grammar to me

[clovermaniacs]

Enid: Can you come here, little one?

*Wednesday looks up from her typewriter and if looks could kill Enid would be 6ft under the school*

Wednesday: LITTLE one, you say?

Enid: Weds you're shorter than me that's for sure.

Wednesday: It will be easier for me to kick you in a shin, that's for sure.

*Wednesday did not pout, she didn't and if Enid says to anyone that she saw it Wednesday will go back on her threat. No witnesses no proof after all*

Enid: Aww babe, don't sulk.

*Enid knew the tease would result in some kind of reaction so in that moment she was grateful that Wednesday knew how to handle knifes otherwise -she fears- she would be dead when Wednesday flicked her wrist -without looking at her- and a knife was stuck besides Enid's head*

My first time writing... I hope it's alright and to someone's taste. First and foremost English isn't my first language so excuse me if there was a mistake yall can correct me in the comments, respectfully of course. I won't be doing those often only when an idea strucks me.

[sentientsockjuice]

Ms paint Kuriko :D

[rea1native]

Did I slay 😔

[jinxificada]

Are you from Brasil?🤔🤔👀👀

almostt 😝 argentina actually!! but i love brasil!! and lula.. and i took some portuguese classes and i love samba..

[justalilgunky]

RANBOOOO! DROP A SONG COVER / KAROKEE AND MY LIFE.. IS YOURS!!

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

Pretend this says something that pisses you off.

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT IM GOING TO MAKE MY PORYGON DOXX YOUR ASS AND THEN IM GOING TO CRY

[omitbs]

okay here are my who did it s3 theories :)

theory #1: lester the doorman did it!!!!1 he was bitter because oliver didn’t give him a part in the play despite proving his ~impeccable acting skills~ in the s2 finale tricking cinda+poppy scene. he also admitted to hating his doorman job and only took it because he couldn’t make his acting career work 😥 so the fact he wasn’t given another chance made him ANGERY and so that old man pushed the leading man ben glenroy down the elevator shaft :)

theory #2: marv did it (he’s the 6th avenue hash slinging slasher or whatever he said) AND he’s omitb for life he just did it because he wanted another season of his fave podcast :’3

theory #3: sazz pataki! idk she just seems like she’d push a kinda douchey guy and make him fall to his death for no reason and i love her for that

theory #4: sting. idk why he’d be there again but he was :/ and ben glenroy stood too close to him. he should know better than to stand too close to sting 😔

theory #5: no one did it. he just fell whoopsies

[eldritas-nacht]

Raspberry Cookie redraw

[helloofellowpeople]

Nobody cares but here's a poem I wrote:

Watermelon and strawberries, and sunny happy days. Oh, how I want my life to be like the flowers you gave. And sweet like fresh peaches I want it all, fuzzy like bumblebees. Ethereal like the sun shining through the trees. A little place, I want to find, an endless golden field. A place where all the birds do sing and all the hearts are healed.

[saturnaous]

hnnnghhhhh lou. FUCK J FPRGOT WHAT I WAS GONNA TELL YOU WAILS. anyways errrmmmm. um. it was something about edling. pretend i just said the best edling take you've ever seen

WOAUGNHUHUHUAGUAWGU HEDLING??? WOAUGHHAHW GOD YOu"RE SO SMART/ COOL ASS EDLING SHIT WOAUGHAUGFUAH. GOD YOUR BIG ASS BRAIN HLOLY SHIT.

[keter-class-anomaly]

will you write me a Sanders sides incorrect quote?

alright listen, when i was twelve i LIVED off of tss incorect quotes, if you make incorrect quotes and you met twelve y/o me i would be shaking your hand and asking for an autograph, i LOVED them. i'm going to feel foolish doing this. but i'm going to try. because i still love them and they seem fun. here goes:

Remus: hey logan! did you know that there's a species of frog that breaks it's own toes to fight off predators?!

Logan: remus... you told me an animal fact? i'm so proud of you.

Remus: yeah but that's pretty freaky right?

[iwritewhump]

"Did I do good?" + young hero

day one of @whumptember

209 words

warnings: blood, dead character

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Hero’s eyes flick around the room until he finds Mentor. She’s running toward him, arms outstretched to embrace him. He gasps softly and falls into her, arms weakly gripping her shirt. 

Her hand comes up to the back of his head and holds him against her. “Are you hurt at all?” 

She pulls away for a moment to check for any obvious injuries. His eyes don’t break away from her as she gently traces over his face. 

Finally satisfied that he wasn’t going to fall over before getting back home, she pulls him close again, her chin on the top of his head. “You scared me.” she breathes. “I-” 

Then she sees them. Villain’s body lies just feet away from where Hero was. Their bones cracked and blood still trickling from a wound in their stomach. She tightens her grip on Hero, keeping his face in the crook of her neck. 

“Let’s go,” She whispers, struggling to get them both to their feet and keeping Hero from seeing what he’d done. 

“Did I do good?” He asks, barely above a whisper. “I mean, are you proud of me? For winning?” 

She exhales shakily and nods, leading them both away from the bloody scene. “You did such a good job.”