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arashikohedervary · 4 months ago

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Maedhros: Where is the Silmaril?

Elwing: 🎵Have you checked your butthole?🎵

#j r r tolkien #tolkien #maedhros #elwing #third kinslaying #the silmarillion #silmaril problems #elves being elves #tolkien elves #tom cardy #h.y.c.y.bh #silmarillion quotes #silm shitpost

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erendur · 1 month ago

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"VY 1130/90 /AY 18810 : Either by chance, machinations of Sauron, and/or because Oromë withdraws protection hoping to make the Eldar less content with their new Home (the east bank of the Anduin during the Great March), winters are hard and the weather worsens."

From the chronology of the Great March in Nature of Middle Earth. Oromë had to turn the heating off to try and convince the Elves to finally stop making clothes (and begetting children) and finally move their asses to Valinor.

#silmarillion #tolkien legendarium #nature of middle earth #Great March #Elves being elves #tolkien shitpost

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lazylittledragon · 11 months ago

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the only thing scarier than vampire lords/mind flayers/death cults is meeting the in-laws

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #i feel like he’s good at schmoozing but i’m not sure how much he would actually Enjoy it #he gives me extroverted introvert #being surrounded by a few hundred very pretty wood elves for a weekend is probably quite nice though #he might have a bitch sesh with dorian’s sisters #also i will keep making his outfits cuntier if it kills me #what’s that post about how wyll is the only character you could realistically bring home without disaster

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eastgaysian · 10 months ago

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#i was here. having people get mad at me for making jokes about all the elves being lesbians #ordinary photo of yeti #getting yeti'd before 5 digits because people are pissing me off badly.

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pocket-dragon · 6 months ago

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Oh to be a tiefling fresh out of Avernus, surrounded by gorgeous, older, elf-ish women.

#Karlach #karlach cliffgate #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #dnd #Shadowheart #Jaheira #Isobel Thorm #Minthara #minthara baenre #Tav #bard tav #Distinct lack of full elf women in bg3 main cast btw #WILD #this is purely head canon btw #i just like the idea of karlach being into older women #her lil bi heart is gonna explode being around so half-elves every night #Shadowhearts in her late 40s/her 50s and i refuse to believe otherwise #women with wrinkles > anything else

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pinacoladamatata · 4 months ago

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blink and you'll miss it moments around skyhold....

#solavellan #solas #gotta put out some tender stuff to balance the chaos target team leader solas has caused.#look i just need to go feral in the tags for a moment #okay the fucking. what's he call himself? the great adversary of her people's mythology....falls in love w a woman being forced into a role #not unlike his own #i t makes me c r a z y #like at one point he's all ooooh we're elves need to make sure the humans trust us to ensure safety. gives them a castle......#then he's all ''ooh you cant change the way your legend is getting out of hand. might as well accept it''#but he disapproves if you lean into it/call yourself the herald.#he approves of you fighting against the status quo. encourages sera to sow chaos and has a VERY interesting convo w her about power #''what lop of the top?'' ''yes.'' ''well what's that do except make room for a new top to come and fuck it all up?''#at which point he fuckin STUTTERS and is like. oh fuck. you're right. my bad. and then he shuts up in quiet contemplation #he's clearly wrestling w himself. and Ohmygod the felassanstuff.#like the Guilt. the Regret.#haunting that fucking rotunda.#and yet he's so in love w lavellan if they go that route.#like clearly some stuff was missing/fumbled in game. but like #how he fuckin screams for the inquisitor at the well?????!?! OK BOI?!#im just. the dread wolf. great adversary of the dalish pantheon.#turns out to be some somber grim guy with a fatalistic sense of humor who hates tea and greatly values free will #pina art

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tikvin · 6 months ago

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"As for my other quirks - well, we can figure those out in time"

A headcanon where Astarion discovers the bat form after drinking enough humanoid blood 🤙

#that being said Eshra adores the little squeaker #can u tell i kinda bases Eshra on DOS elves?#with them long limbs and necks and stuff #original character #oc #dark urge #bg3 durge #durge #bg3 dark urge #drow #bg3 #bg3 drow #durge oc #astarion #astarion romance #astarion x durge #durgestarion #batstarion

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puppetmaster13u · 9 months ago

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Prompt 226

"Mother. Mother. Mom. Mum. Mother. Mom-"

Danny sighed as Dan did his best to annoy him, no doubt revenge for the child leash. Which wouldn't have been needed if not for his continued attempts to go off on his own.

As a five year old.

Which wasn't going to happen, no thanks. They had to deal with people trying to kidnap them as "elf people" or something in this dimension already. Ancients, can't people let him travel with his kids for vacation in peace?!

#Prompts #Dcxdp #Dpxdc #dp x marvel #De aged dan #Mom danny #Dad danny #He's just tryin to vibe with his suped up camper with his 6 kids and hellhound #People are concerned about this group of elves or whatever the fuck this family is #Why yes Danny has all of his clones as kids #Jordan calls him mom & Ellie calls him dad #Space core danny #No he's not ghost king #He did get adopted by clockwork tho #There could be some misunderstandings #Either the Kronus kind OR the Time stone kind #Actually it'd be hilarious if Danny gives off similar energy to the space stone thx to being new ancient of space

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anetherealpoetess · 1 month ago

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john ronald reuel tolkien really put his whole tolkussy into his description of elrond:

... and as kind as summer. all time beautiful phrase to pen about a male character.

#elrond #tolkien #lotr #the hobbit #lord of the rings #the rings of powers #trop #to think all these years later these toxic representations of 'masculinity' would be spitting venom in the name of tolkien #when tolkien himself would have thought them and their snarling poisonous self-obsessed women-hating nastiness horrid #his ideal masculinity being lord elves as kind as summer and kings of men who love growing green things *sobbing*

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sakasakiii · 3 months ago

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imladris lads :D it started off as a few doodles of gildor bc of a great prompt i received from an anon a few weeks ago, and then spiralled into something else entirely bc i havent really taken the time to explore much of anything imladris-related? i really like the lindir-is-maglor concept so heres my take on how it couldve happened haha

as always, credit to Cartoon Network for the sparkly pink BG

thanks so much for the ask!! here's my take on gildor :DD i really like the way anon asked the question and it was what inspired me to draw finrod in the mix too strangely enough?? the vibes are similar 🤭

#silmarillion #silm #maglor #elrond #glorfindel #erestor #gildor inglorion #i looove the scrapped idea of gildor being finrods son but alas.... the retcon..... 'twas such a perfect setup too :'(((#im not sure what the statistics of elf adoption are but from what ive seen its not too common? i like to think it did happen however #so i like to imagine finrod adopted a young orphaned gildor and raised him as his own hehe #opens up a lot of doors for familial doubts esp after finrod reembodies and presumably has his own kids with amarie?#prob smthn along the lines of gildor expecting to be set aside bc hes not his blood son or whatever when he arrives in valinor...#anyways reembodied glorfindel's hair keeps changing lengths bc.... yeah HAHAHA #arwen has many many uncles !!!#lindir #celebrian #elladan #elrohir #arwen undomiel #imladris #rivendell #the silmarillion #elves #silm art #tolkien #rin replies #tolkien fanart #sakasakart #silmarillion comic #finrod

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maleficore · 3 months ago

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local Warden devastated that his boyfriend is not actually elf-blooded

(he doesn't know!!!! 🫢)

#based on something that happened to my dumb ass while playing dao for the first time #“alienage? isn't that where the elves live? wow he's half-elf that's so cool :D”#(had no idea Fiona exists)#(got it right by being stupid and wrong)#dragon age #dragon age origins #alistair theirin #warden surana #keith surana #goldanna dragon age #bi alistair #aliwarden #alistair x warden #alistair x surana

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misty-slays-blog · 25 days ago

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Ngl as much as it saddened me to see Galadriel and Elrond fight I also loved when they bickered like big sis and little bro over whose turn it is to play on the X-box while papa Gil-Galad just needed an aspirin and for those two toddlers to shut up