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(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

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Pouring one out for folks whose Trumper relatives are now even more insufferable. Pouring two for those who still have to live with them.

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Luck Demon.

A luck demon occurs via spontaneous generation, and can occur anywhere a large concentration of good luck charms are stored together.

Luck demons tend to favor rabbit feet or other organic forms of good luck charm, though any charm of sufficient ambient good luck may congeal into one.

Luck demons are known to appear more to those who believe more strongly, often children, and will tell riddles and jokes and sometimes grant wishes. They seem to favor wish requests of either humorous or violent natures.

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北斎－HOKUSAI－

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When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

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steadfast liegeman, faithful friend

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Minthara talking about her mother

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companions

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Description: An illustration of a deer running from left to right. The front of the deer looks normal, but as you move to the back of the deer, it's skin peels away like ribbons. Revealing the muscles and bones.

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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That can't be right, can it? the 2000's weren't THAT long ago??

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remember that Red portrait from a few weeks back? yeah I wasnt happy with it and decided to continue adding to it.

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that's me

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ancient sun cast your light cause there’s no hope in endless winter

Bogolubovia

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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine