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elitepizza · 2 months ago
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Elite Pizza
94 Middle Neck Rd
Great Neck, NY 11021
(516) 466 - 2233
www.elitepizzany.com
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elitehanitje · 2 months ago
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"Hey, I'm getting some calories right now. Then again, who the fuck am I anyway?"
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yorkshireteauk · 1 year ago
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yelena keeps telling kate about how she doesn’t believe in superheroes of any kind until kate comes home one night a few days early to surprise yelena only to find her in superman pyjamas watching superman 2 with lucky and fanny at her feet and frantically trying to explain how it was “the dogs favourite film they love it kate bishop” so kate buys a bunch of superman stuff for yelena which she’ll never say but she loves it
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primadonnadontkillmyvibe · 11 months ago
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André Lamoglia
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skythealmighty · 1 year ago
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played that one Club Penguin DS game and decided to inanimate insanity it
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unexpectedbrickattack · 2 years ago
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#chattin#it is silly; nothin bad here#i am thinking of a peppino mod for sts heehee#bc u know#sts is climbing the spire to slay the heart#and pizza tower is literally Climb the tower and defeat the Boss#i have no idea how to program so it will never happen#but it is fun to think about; esp the art that goes w each card#im stuck on what playstyle hed be; like would it be more ironclad adjacent or watcher adjacent 🤔#bc ironclad is very heavy hitting and very tanky and i feel like the fact peppino Cannot die mimics that#also the feed card lmao#BUT#he is so delicate; u let him get hurt and ur entire flow is fucked#so i feel like stance changes; specifically wrath; is very close to peppinos blind rage in boss fights#oh and the ability to vault (skip turns) to mimic peppino ZOOMIN through stages#primarily i am thinking of a frontload heavy deck with access to turn skipping and insanely high dps#so a glass cannon of sorts#🤔🤔#also sts is like. weird as a game. it is kind of serious but also enemies make little to no sense#theres an elite thats literally a book that summons a hand w a knife and it stabs u until u die#events are like ‘heres a fountain to cleanse ur curses’ but you got that curse from an earlier event#that had a gremlin make u spin a wheel and u got unlucky#so you can literally like. mod whatever u want into the game bc its not serious enough to make it ‘cringey’ or whatever#also peppino constantly bumping into events that are so mean to him feels in character#i am also trying to think of a form card for him; like what is The Thing that would be on brand for him and also Very Strong for a price#probably something similar to the packmaster; once per turn when u get down to two cards in hand; gain energy and draw a card#its reminscent of unceasing top and i think it works well in the ‘keep doing things very fast until the enemy dies’ playstyle for peppino#i will think on it ….🤔🤔🤔#okay woag if u read this ur a sweetie; i am just having fun with my interests :)!
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tabl3 · 1 year ago
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we're back bitches
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sunnixsunshine · 2 years ago
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Mous E. Cheese
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chaoticfvckingdisaster · 2 years ago
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Kaz texts the ef groupchat a bunch of random things with so many typos it's unreadable.
Oliver somehow can understand this language perfectly and has to translate for everyone else.
Skylar can't understand it but is at least used to it by now. Chase has an aneurysm every time. Bree has the groupchat muted.
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femmesandhoney · 2 years ago
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my roommate acts like my personal taste in food is like a personal assault. so what i like mcdonalds pancakes. make better pancakes then. so what i don't like the cheap 24/7 pizza place downtown. it's not good! no trying to mac and cheese slice will not magically convert me i do not like mac and cheese on my pizza fuck off.
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tampatom12 · 1 year ago
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Since Pizza Hut scented cologne is apparently a thing, have this meme:
Would never wear the Pizza Hut cologne: Russ Wilson (unless as a spokesman), Daniel Jones, Justin Herbert, Trevor Lawrence, Matty Stafford
Would wear the Pizza Hut cologne ironically: Joe Burrow, Lamar Jackson, Aaron Rodgers
Would wear the Pizza Hut cologne unironically: Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, Baker Mayfield
Where would you place Tom?
Hehehe, I LOVE this meme, anon!!!!
You put everybody where they rightfully belong!! *salute emoji because I'm on my laptop and apperantly that's not an option for Microsoft ):* 💯🌟😅💞🍕
I had heard about the Pizza Hut cologne before, but needed a refresher on it. Apperantly, it first came out in December of 2012 and was exclusive to Canada only. America got in on it in early 2013, but only a few hundered bottles were ever distrubuted. This article from 2020 has an excellent history of the cologne!!
Anyway, onto your question 😊:
The thing to keep in mind regarding Tom is that he has two different public personalities. He has the "I'm a very serious quarterback for an extremly serious franchise" Patriot mode and then he has the "I'm finally freeeeeee to have fun and be MEEEEEEEEE!" Tampa mode.
That being said, Patriot Tom would absoutley never wear the Pizza Hut cologne, even ironically. I'm sure they would offer him a lot of money and ask him to, but he has a serious reputation to uphold, God damnit, and is NOT going to let some dumbass pizza smelling cologne get in the way of what his personal goals and dreams are. 😤😅
Tampa Tom on the other hand...👀
Yeah, he would 1,000% decide to induldge in this silly cologne!! Tom has always liked to take risks and be unpredictable, but Tampa Tom was/is a different brand of unhinged, so it makes perfect sense that he would wear it.
At first, because he's still trying to shake his serious Patriot exterior, he would tell everybody that he's wearing ironically, even though he's already obsessed a.f. with it.
After he finds his footing and feels more comfortable and confident to let his silly side shine, he would offically be wearing it unironically. Everybody on the Buc's would be laughing at and teasing him, but he wouldn't mind at all.
Last but not least, retired Tom would still be rockin' that Pizza Hut cologne. While he wouldn't wear it for serious events (like ceremonies where he's getting honored, for example), he would break it out for fun occasions (such as parties and vacations)!!!
All in all, thank you anon--this was a super fun question to think about!! I giggled when it first appeared in my inbox and wanted to answer it right then and there but didn't because I was very tired. 😪😴🛌🏻
I'm happy that you sent me this and love that you asked for my opinion about where I would place Tom!!!!
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theyheoftheapocalypse · 2 years ago
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fuck costco man, i just wanna eat pizza why do i have to buy your stupid fan club card
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awesomecooperlove · 2 years ago
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🔥⚠️🔥
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reality-detective · 14 days ago
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INSIDE SCOOP: Mel Gibson Targets Global Child Trafficking – $34 Billion Industry EXPOSED!
Mel Gibson is reportedly diving into the horrific $34 billion global child sex trafficking network in a project that promises to expose the darkest secrets of Hollywood and the elites. This is not just a documentary—it’s a battle cry against an evil empire of corruption and exploitation.
Hollywood’s Rotten Core
The entertainment industry, long celebrated for its glamour, hides a sinister underbelly. From Weinstein to Epstein, the connection between Hollywood elites and child exploitation is undeniable. Gibson’s mission? To pull back the curtain and reveal how the industry’s biggest names have profited from this unimaginable evil.
The Clinton Connection
Hillary Clinton’s name repeatedly surfaces in the murkiest corners of these allegations. From ties to Epstein to whispers of her involvement in a network of exploitation, the Clintons are no strangers to scandal. The infamous “Frazzledrip” rumor—a supposed video showing unspeakable acts—is frequently mentioned in connection to her and Huma Abedin. Is it fiction, or is there truth hidden in the shadows? Gibson’s project could bring us closer to answers.
Pizzagate Unveiled
Citizen journalists have worked tirelessly to uncover evidence linking high-profile politicians, Hollywood elites, and global powerbrokers to pedophile rings. From the infamous Comet Ping Pong Pizza to underground tunnels and mysterious code words in leaked emails, the connections are chilling. Yet mainstream media refuses to investigate, leaving the public to demand accountability.
Justice for the Innocent
This fight is bigger than Hollywood. It’s about dismantling a global syndicate of exploitation and bringing justice to the countless children who have suffered. Will law enforcement finally act? Will the elites’ power crumble under the weight of undeniable evidence?
The Reckoning is Here
Mel Gibson’s courage to confront these horrors could spark a revolution. The time for silence is over. The time for action is now. Demand answers. Demand justice. This is a fight for humanity’s future, and we must not lose.
We’ve waited for years… and now it’s here. The Deep State’s downfall has begun, and nothing can stop it. 🤔
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rottenpumpkin13 · 9 days ago
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Do SOLDIERs get productivity reviews?
Productivity reviews in SOLDIER are watching a bunch of hyper-athletic super soldiers remember they also have office jobs alongside the constant missions. Sure, they're elite fighters but Reports? Spreadsheets? Goddess help Lazard.
Sephiroth's "Areas for Improvement" include: "Be more civil to Professor Hojo." Sephiroth responds with "Do you have any father-son bonding tips, Lazard?" Lazard files for stress leave.
Kunsel submits a report claiming spreading gossip and keeping the rumor mill spinning counts as work hours and that he should be paid accordingly. Lazard pays him 10 gil to leave his office.
Cloud—who is not even a SOLDIER—gets the highest marks because Lazard likes him.
Reno somehow infiltrates the meeting pretending to be HR just to make fun of everyone's stats and write fake infractions for "dumb hair"
Genesis requests a formal acknowledgment of his contributions. Lazard asks for quantifiable results. Genesis submits a binder titled "An Honest Assessment of My Colleagues"which is just 80 pages of insults and rumors that open up three (3) formal investigations.
Zack submits a self-evaluation that just says: Big Sword, Bigger Effort, Biggest Smile :), Lazard lets it slide because he looked so proud of himself.
Sephiroth gets a note about "excessive solitary wandering." He writes back "These are meditations. Your bureaucracy hinders my transcendence."
Angeal racks up an HR complaint for creating a "Hostile Work Environment" by wrestling unhealthy snacks away from people. Lazard witnessed him confiscate Zack's thirteenth slice of pizza, proclaiming "WE FIGHT FOR HONOR, NOT HEARTBURN!" The last straw comes when Angeal is found bear-hugging Sephiroth to stop him from opening a bag of Shinra-brand spicy chips, whispering "I REFUSE TO WATCH YOU DIE FOR 40% AIR AND 60% MSG."
Genesis complains his full potential remains untapped due to office constraints. Lazard tells him to stop threatening to "bring forth the wrath of mine blade upon thy wretched form" or "unleash the fury of a thousand storms to smite thee where thou stand" whenever he's denied an upgrade to his desk chair.
Lazard schedules a group efficiency review. Sephiroth doesn't show. Genesis arrives 20 minutes late wearing sunglasses and holding an iced coffee the size of his ego. Angeal and Zack come in loudly arguing over "who would win in a fight: Tonberry or chocobo with a gun." Lazard ends the meeting 10 minutes in, sobbing into his hands.
Cloud accidentally walks into a review session looking for Zack. Lazard takes one look at him and says "Well done, Cloud" and gives him a commendation for "Unwavering Attendance." Everyone claps. Cloud is confused.
Angeal received criticism for "spending excessive time mentoring." He submitted a cost-benefit analysis showing how much money Shinra saved by having him prevent Zack from accidentally destroying company property. Angeal got a raise.
Sephiroth’s mission efficiency dropped by 2%. When investigated, it's revealed he's been taking longer to eliminate targets because "I don’t care anymore." He also claims that this has nothing to do with how the mess hall no longer sells spicy tuna rolls right around the same time
Zack's field reports always include a "Friendship Development Index" that tracks his relationships with the local populations. Surprisingly, the success of his missions directly correlates with how high these friendship scores are.
Lazard walks into Sephiroth's office for a personal productivity review. He finds him peeling wallpaper off the walls. When asked why, Sephiroth explains that when he's stressed, he pretends the wallpaper is Professor Hojo's skin. Lazard immediately schedules therapy.
Someone discovers that putting Angeal, Genesis, Sephiroth, and Zack on the same mission results in record-breaking inefficiency
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hbyrde36 · 3 months ago
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It's Only Forever
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It has been an absolute joy to write this big bang fic over the last few months, and I'm SO excited to finally get to share it with the world! I could not have done it without my amazing beta @penny00dreadful, always going above and beyond the call of duty to cheer me on, and help make this story the best it could be. Thanks as well to @hitlikehammers, and of course my official unofficial cheerleader @pearynice!
Featuring art in this chapter also by @penny00dreadful!
[Penny Art Link] and @/SissayeRys [Art Post Link]
R: Mature | WC: 4427 | | Ch 1/8 | Read on AO3
Chapter 1: As The World Falls Down
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Steve was running late getting home.
Literally running, because his last ever basketball practice had gone long with everyone wanting to say goodbye to the departing seniors, and he was supposed to be home an hour ago to babysit his little brother.
Not that anyone asked if he wanted to watch the stupid nerd, It’d just come to be expected of him. He'd run into a bit of a dry spell lately as far as dating went, and grown tired of playing third wheel to Tommy and Carol, but after one too many Friday and Saturday nights spent at home, his Mom and Gary seemed to have decided he was now at their disposal every weekend to watch Dustin while they went out for their fancy dinner parties. 
Which he wasn’t bitter about, or anything. 
It’d been overcast all afternoon, the smell in the air all but promising rain, and just as he was cutting through the last backyard with his own house coming into view, the sky opened up, soaking through him to the bone in seconds.
“You’re late.” His mother said, scowling from the top of the porch steps with her arms crossed over her chest. “Why didn’t you answer my calls?”
“Sorry,” Steve grumbled. He’d forgotten to plug in his phone last night and its battery had died by fourth period. “It’s not my fault. Practice–”
“Well don’t stand out there in the rain, you’ll drip all over my nice clean floors.” She cut off his explanation, turning on her heel and striding into the house.
It was a little late for that. Water was already running from his sopping shorts down his legs, but Steve still rushed along behind her, kicking his mud-coated sneakers off by the door to try and minimize the damage.
“I’m very disappointed in you, Steven. Your stepfather and I go out very rarely–”
Lie.
Steve rolled his eyes at her back as she turned to grab her handbag off the foyer table. 
“–And you know I only expect you to babysit when it won’t interfere with your own plans.”
“Like you care about my plans,” Steve mumbled under his breath.
“What was that?”
“Nothing.”
She looked him up and down, wrinkling her nose as she adjusted the purse resting on her shoulder. “Go take a shower and check on your brother. He's in his room. Gary left some cash on the kitchen table so you boys can order a pizza for dinner. We should be back around midnight.”
Steve nodded curtly and turned to head up the stairs, but paused, looking back over his shoulder when she called to him again. 
“Oh, and Steven?”
He managed to hold in his sigh, but only just. 
“Yes, mother?”
“Don’t indulge him too much about that fantasy game, whatever it’s called. He’ll never live up to his potential with his head stuck in the clouds like that.”
No problem there. 
Steve had no interest in Dustin’s Dungeons and Dorks game anyway.
Again, he simply nodded, and this time watched her leave, waiting until the front door closed behind her before taking the steps up to his room. 
As much as he loathed babysitting, it was infinitely better than being dragged along as a show and tell object, like he’d been in the past. A pretty trophy to prove that divorce or not, she was still the perfect mother. Look, I raised the co-captain of the swim team! The captain of the basketball team! He’s sure to get into an elite university one day, just you wait and see!
And sure, it was a lot, but she just wanted what was best for him, right? Even if it was a little… suffocating at times.
But, in the end Steve hadn’t done that—had he? Nope! Here he was, set to graduate high school in just a few short weeks, and had gotten exactly zero acceptance letters.
A “gap year”, they called it. He was taking a gap year to discover himself, to travel. That was the lie his mom and Gary would tell their friends when asked which Ivy League school their eldest son would be attending in the fall.
It was kinder than the truth, that his GPA and test scores were no match for the candidates he was up against, no after how hard he’d studied, that he hadn’t caught the eye of even one athletics recruiter. 
He was good, but he wasn’t the best—in anything. 
He couldn’t even attend the local community college with Tommy and Carol to fill his time. The deadline to apply had come and gone, with his mom and step-dad staunchly refusing to let him submit the paperwork. No son of theirs would lower himself to attending the public school equivalent of higher education. 
It left Steve in a rough spot. His chances at getting into what his parents considered a good school wouldn’t be any better in a year's time, and amidst his failure he felt like he’d been written off, his mom and Gary now focusing all their efforts on their youngest son, the one who still had the chance at a proper future.
As much as it pained Steve to admit, he actually liked the kid, loved him even, but he couldn't help feeling a little jealous about the fact that Dustin still had time. He had his whole adolescence ahead of him, while Steve felt stuck, and more than a little lost. 
It was the one shred of truth in his mom’s gap year nonsense. Steve did want to discover himself—yearned for it. Eighteen years on this earth and he didn’t have the first clue who he was, or who he wanted to be. He’d been too busy trying to live up to others’ expectations.
Once upstairs Steve showered quickly, threw on a fresh pair of sweatpants and his favorite yellow sweater, and crossed the hall to Dustin’s room. 
“Steve!” The kid’s face lit up the second he came through the door. “Hey, do you remember that campaign I was telling you about?”
Steve raised his head to the ceiling, praying for patience.
Here we fucking go already.
Dustin barreled ahead, undeterred by his lack of response. “You know, the one with the goblins and the Goblin King who comes to this plane and steals children away? Well, technically he only comes when someone wishes for it. So I guess it’s not exactly stealing but that’s part of the trick, right? And–” 
“Yeah, yeah, I vaguely remember that I guess.” Steve finally jumped in waving a hand, knowing if he didn’t Dustin would keep going on-and-on until the polar ice caps melted, and the sea level rose to the point that their house was underwater.
The kid grinned broadly. “I’ve been working hard on it every night this week, and I think it’s finally ready to play! What do you think?!”
“You want—me—to play your nerd game?” 
Dustin’s smile faltered around the edges. “Yeah, I mean, I know it would be better to play with more people, but I thought—”
“You think more players would make this appealing to me somehow?” Steve asked, incredulous. He crossed his arms, only to drop them back down to his sides immediately, shuddering with the realization that he was doing a perfect imitation of his mother.
“But, when I told you about it before you said it was cool!”
Steve sighed. He probably had said that, but in his defense he hadn’t actually been listening. 
Time for a new tactic then. 
“Dustin, you know how our parents feel about this stuff.”
“Why do you always take their side?!” The younger boy shouted.
“I-I don’t!” Steve sputtered. “They just want what’s best for you, and–”
Dustin scoffed. “That’s bullshit!”
“Buddy, come on–”
“No! You just want them to ruin my life like they did yours!"
Steve wasn’t sure he’d ever seen red so fast. He balled his hands into fists, fuming, and turned to leave without another word.
“Wait! I didn’t mean it!” Dustin called after him. “I’m sorry, Steve. Don’t go, stay and play with me… please?”
“I wish your stupid game was real. I wish the goblins would come and take you away!” Steve hissed through gritted teeth before slamming the door behind him. 
Was it childish? Yes. But at least in his effort to have the last word, he’d gotten the creatures’ name right. 
He was pretty sure.
Steve ran down the stairs, stomping his feet on every step along the way in another juvenile display of anger that he hoped Dustin could hear. 
Itching for something��anything to distract himself from the words Dustin had thrown in his face, he slid some shoes on and took the trash out to the curb for morning pick up, the rain having slowed while he was in the shower. It did nothing to slow the spiraling of his thoughts.
Was his life really ruined? 
Had he made a mistake in following his mother’s direction?
Or was it his own fault for not working harder, not being good enough? 
Was it too late to try for something different?
Steve puttered around the kitchen for a while, killing a little more time before finally calling to order their pizza, and when he felt like he’d cooled down enough to not throttle his kid brother, went back upstairs to check on him. 
“Alright, the pizza should be here in thirty, and If you want, I guess we can play until—” Steve began as he opened the bedroom door, but cut himself off mid-sentence, realizing that Dustin wasn’t sitting where he’d left him. 
“Dustin?” He called out, stepping further into the room. The kid had to be in there somewhere.
A thump over by the bed caught his attention, and Steve turned to see a sizable lump wriggling under the comforter. “Gotcha, you little shit.” He whispered, tiptoeing over as quietly as possible before flinging the covers off to reveal… nothing.
How had the shrimp pulled off that trick?
Steve scrambled around to the other side of the bed, convinced he’d find the boy crouched beside it on the floor, or even hiding under it, but he was nowhere to be found. 
“Okay,” Steve chuckled nervously. The hair on the back of his neck was standing at attention, and his upper lip was starting to sweat. “I give up, you can come out now!”
A sudden and heart-stoppingly loud crack of thunder made him jump, startled, and a flash of lightning seconds later, followed by the room falling into darkness around him as the power went out, was enough to make his breath catch in his throat.
“Shit.” 
Steve ran over to the light switch on the wall, flicking it up and down to no avail. His pulse thrummed loudly in his ears, panic threatening to overtake him, but not quite loud enough to drown out the distant sound of giggles somewhere in the shadows. 
“This isn’t funny, Dustin!” He shouted in the vague direction of the sound.
A muffled bang, and a crash on the opposite side of the room had him swinging his head around again. How was the kid making it sound like he was everywhere, and also nowhere at once?!
“Aren’t you getting a little old for hide and seek?!” 
Steve lunged for the old bay window that took up almost the entirety of one wall of Dustin’s room, intent on throwing the drapes open to let in some moonlight, but before he could reach it the window burst open, letting in a rush of cool wind, sending the curtains billowing and the shadows dancing around him. 
From one moment to the next Steve blinked, and where before there was nothing but the damp window ledge, now stood a boy the likes of which he’d never seen before. 
A riot of dark, unruly curls fell around a pale, pretty face. His deep brown eyes were lined in charcoal, with a silver shimmer painted artfully above, accentuating their already otherworldly beauty. He wore a top of leather armor, like something straight out of medieval times, or one of Dustin’s fantasy novels, and skin tight pants that looked buttery soft, hugging the contours of his hips, calves, and thighs, as if they were painted on, drawing special attention to a certain rather prominent attribute that had Steve looking quickly away, his cheeks positively flaming. Slung over it all was a long cloak that glittered in the dim light. The color so dark blue that it was almost black, with a high fluted collar.
Steve swallowed hard, feeling suddenly lightheaded, like he was about to pass out.
“W-who are you?” He asked.
“You know who I am.” A deep, husky voice emanated from the stunning figure’s throat. “After all, you are the one who called for me.” 
“The Goblin King?” Steve's mouth fell open, his own voice full of doubt and disbelief.
Not only for the fact that none of it was supposed to be real. It was just a stupid game, wasn’t it? But shocked too because goblins were meant to be small, grotesque, monstrous creatures, as far as he knew, and none of those were words he’d use to describe the walking wet dream who’d just broken in through his little brother’s window. 
The Goblin King’s plush lips spread into a wide grin. 
“Not what you were expecting?”
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Steve mentally shook himself. He had to focus, Dustin was missing for fuck’s sake. “What did you do to my little brother?”
“Exactly what you asked me to do. I took him away.”
“B-but I didn't mean it!”
The boy gave a gallic shrug. “What’s said is said, sweetheart.”
Though he knew it was only meant to be condescending, a thrill ran up Steve’s spine involuntarily at the pet name. He pushed the feeling aside, shouting, “Bring him back!”
The Goblin King pursed his lips, unimpressed.
Steve cleared his throat. “Um, please?”
“Go back to your life, Steve. Hang out with your friends, play the good son again. Forget about your brother.”
“I can’t!”
“Sure you can! Look, I’ve even brought you a parting gift.” The Goblin King raised his hand, which Steve was sure had been empty before, and held up with the tips of his fingers a perfectly clear flawless sphere, a little larger than a billiard ball.
“What is it?”
“A crystal.” As The Goblin King spoke he began to weave the ball through his fingers, rolling it back and forth along the surface of his hand in a way that appeared to defy gravity, and Steve fought hard not to be mesmerized by the display. 
“If you look into it just right, it’ll show you whatever you want, your wildest dreams even. But something like this?” The man paused, raising an eyebrow as he stilled the crystal and held it out like an offering. “I wouldn't give this to just anyone—say, a pathetic boy who happily spends his nights with his whiny little brother. Give him up, and you can have it.”
“No,” Steve ground out, well aware that he was being baited. And he refused to fall for it. 
“You don’t want to do this, trust me.” The King shook his head. “You’re no match for me and my goblins.” 
“He’s my brother, I have to get him back!”
“Very well.” The Goblin King tossed the crystal skyward where it vanished into thin air, and jumped down from his perch on the window sill, tilting his head as he studied Steve's face. 
Steve held himself carefully still, caught between wanting to shrink away from the other boy, and a strange desire to lean in close to him. 
“You want your brother back?” The Goblin King began, turning to point out the still open window behind him and the view beyond—no longer the night sky and the backyard Steve had known for most of his life, but something entirely different, a stretch of valley, mostly dead and barren, and just beyond that…
“He’s there. At the center of the Labyrinth, in my castle beyond the Goblin City.”
Steve blinked rapidly, taking a few steps closer to the window. He’d never seen anything like the intricate maze before. It was massive, made up of various levels of high walls, and hedges, and who knew what else. And set right in the center of it all was a tall stone castle. 
“Still want to look for him?” The King asked.
Steve chewed on his bottom lip. “It doesn’t look that hard.” 
The enchanting boy began to pace a slow circle around him, and when Steve turned his head to follow the movement, he realized with a start that they were no longer standing in Dustin’s bedroom. The window was gone—the house was gone. He was in that place, standing on the dry dusty grounds that surrounded the Labyrinth, about half a mile from its perimeter. 
“Harder than you think.” The Goblin King gestured down at Steve’s wrist, pointing at the watch he wore there. The hands on it spun wildly as he watched, then all at once came to rest at the top, where an extra hour had appeared on its face. “And time is short. You have 13 hours, one for every year of your little brother’s life, to solve the Labyrinth before he becomes one of us, stuck in the goblin city forever.”
“Forever?!” Steve gasped, raising his eyes to find only empty air. 
The Goblin King had vanished without a trace, and Steve had no choice but to start walking, the sound of his watch ticking its countdown making each step feel more urgent than the last.
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As he had done so many times before, Eddie sat back on his throne, legs draped across the arm of it, sulking over the monotonous reality of his existence. 
The Goblin King.
It should have been a dream gig. 
There were parts he found enjoyable, of course, but all-in-all it was lonelier and far more boring than he could have ever imagined. He quickly grew tired of what little entertainment was provided by the plethora of creatures he was now responsible for ruling, and it didn’t take long before he’d explored every nook and cranny of the Labyrinth—his Labyrinth now—to the point where he knew it backwards and forwards, and could find his way to any place within its walls with his eyes closed, with or without magic.
Chrissy’s appearance had been a welcome surprise. Another stolen child left to rot in the Goblin City—one more in a long list of things his predecessor had neglected to mention before he fucked off to god knows where—she had been living among the citizens as one of them for years, unbeknownst to Eddie. Until the day she’d shown up on the castle steps asking to speak with The King about some neighborly grievance or another. He no longer recalled the reason for her outrage but he did remember being impressed by her.
They became fast friends, the only two humans living amongst the wild creatures of the realm. Well, former humans was probably a more accurate descriptor. Surely Eddie was something else now, considering he hadn’t been able to do magic before he became whatever he currently was, and neither he nor Chrissy seemed to be aging at a normal rate. His humanity, or lack thereof, wasn’t something he usually liked to think about too much.
It was wonderful for a while, finally having a real friend by his side, someone he could be himself with, not feeling the need to put on the act of King with her like he did with the goblins or the rest of his subjects, but eventually even Chrissy’s companionship wasn’t enough to fill the gaping void in his chest.
So here he was, sprawled on his throne, swirling a few of his crystal balls around in his hand as he stared into them, looking for something he couldn’t put words to, while watching the other world go by, when something caught his eye—a pretty face with a body and voice to match. He was playing basketball, of all things, and Eddie had never understood the draw of sports before, but he could certainly see the appeal of this particular boy in those sinfully tight little shorts. 
It became a habit after a while, to look in on him every now and then… for research purposes.  
Steve, the name Eddie came to know the other boy by through listening in, was a baffling specimen. As nice as he was to look at—and he was very, very, nice to look at indeed—he was also a bit of an entitled asshole, at his worst around his friends and in school, through classes and sports alike. He became a slightly different version of that guy at home when faced with his parents, and yet another when he spent time with his little brother, who he seemed to hate one minute and love the next as though he couldn't decide one way or the other. 
Then there was the Steve he was when he was by himself. 
Alone in his room with no one around to observe—that he knew of, anyway—Steve was quiet, contemplative. At times Eddie thought he might even be lonely? Which just seemed like a wild concept considering the boy was, more often than not, surrounded by friends and family. 
It pissed Eddie off a little, to be honest.
Here Steve was with the world laid out at his feet. A nice house, a brother who looked up to him, parents who were there, maybe bordering on overbearing sometimes but was that really such a bad thing? Born with a silver fucking spoon in his mouth, and he still wasn’t happy. He didn’t seem to appreciate any of it.
But no matter how much the other boy annoyed him, Eddie couldn’t seem to stop watching, wanting to know more—see more—look his fill, and unravel the puzzle that was Steve Harrington.
Then one day, it happened.
The thing Eddie had been equal parts looking forward to—if only to break up the tedium and escape his own realm for a while—and dreading since the beginning of his tenure as the Goblin King. 
Someone made a wish.
And he was duty bound to see the deal through. He was pretty sure he had wiggle room, but the basics were clear: steal the child, explain the terms, and if the guardian chose to play the game and fight for their child’s return, then play the game he must.
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Eddie stood in the middle of his closet, discarded clothes thrown haphazardly around him, and knew he was running out of time. The goblins were anxious to get to work and do their part.
“What are you even doing in there?” Chrissy shouted from the other room. 
She’d been out there waiting for him, judging him, while he swiped on a bit of eye makeup, teasing his hair a bit for good measure, and changed his outfit at least three times, looking for just the right ensemble to help him pull this off. He sighed, looking down at himself—leggings and leathers, It would have to do. 
Eddie poked his head out into the bedchamber. “Uh, getting dressed? What does it look like!” 
Chrissy was lounging on top of his bed, her head propped up while she read over a small stack of scrolls. There were hundreds of them lying around the castle, tucked into desk drawers, shoved in corners, collecting dust on bookshelves, and Chrissy had taken it upon herself to read as many of them as she could to figure out how things worked around here so they could make the most of it. It was slow going, admittedly, Goblin being her second language and all, but she was getting there, and had already uncovered many tricks that were about to seriously come in handy. 
She shot him a sharp look, eyebrows raised.
He grumbled wordlessly, quickly ducking back into the closet to lace up his boots and throw his favorite cloak on for good measure, before finally stepping out.
“Took you long enough,” she said, throwing the roll of parchment she was reading aside. 
“Can’t rush perfection, darling. I have to make sure it all sends the right message.”
“Why, because it’s your first time going back?”
“That, yes. But also—” Eddie looked down, nervously tying, and untying, and retying the fasteners at his neck until his cloak hung just so. “I can’t believe it, but It’s him, Chris.”
“Who?”
“Steve.”
“Oh,” she squeaked in surprise. “The guy you’re always creeping on while you fondle your balls, or whatever?”
Eddie rolled his eyes. “I am not creeping, I am observing. How else am I supposed to keep up with the times when I'm stuck here?”
“Sure, Jan.”
“I’m going to assume that’s one of those references I don't understand because I've been here since the dawn of time.”
“The eighties were hardly the dawn of time, Eddie.”
“Some days it feels like it,” he groaned, flopping himself down on the pillowy-soft mattress next to her. “How do you know so much about pop culture anyway?”
It was a genuine question, one he'd asked many times before with no luck. She’d been in the Labyrinth much longer than he had, and yet somehow still had a better grasp of the modern outside world. 
“You have your ways of keeping up with the times, and I have mine.” She gave his shoulder a hard shove. “Now, get up and get a move on. You have a job to do, Your Majesty.”
“You don’t have to patronize me,” he huffed.
“And you don’t have to wear those ridiculous collars, but here we are.”
Eddie jumped back up to his feet, slapping a hand to his chest in mock horror. “You wound me! The clothes are the best thing about this job! They’re cool!”
“Yeah,” she snorted. “To nerds.” 
“You’re just jealous.”
“Of what? Your extensive collection of feather boas?”
She was stalling. 
They both were.
Eddie snapped his mouth shut abruptly without another retort, swallowing hard as he backed his way to the door, wishing he could take her with him for moral support.
But Chrissy was right. He had to go, and he had to go now before he lost his nerve. 
“I-I guess this is it. I’ll be back soon with the child,” he said quietly.
She nodded, offering him an encouraging smile as he slipped out. “And I’ll be right here to make sure no one scares him too badly.”
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Chapter 2: Into the Labyrinth
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