#Eli King

[sleepless-winter-nights]

Saw this on Twitter 🤣🤣🤣 and this is so true. I can't even deny.

I also went to Goodreads to read this one again 🤣🤣🤣

[too-pretty-for-this-mess]

Kayden: I care about Gareth.

Nikolai: You can care about him from afar.

Jeremy: Preferably another continent.

Killian: Or six feet under. I’ll even bake a cake for the funeral—‘Ding Dong, the Creep is Dead’.

[leonidadini]

Jeremy: Are you sleeping with your Professor?

Gareth: NO I-

Jeremy: Rule #1 If I ask about it, I know about it. So don't lie about it.

Gareth:

[katarinamedici]

Nikolai: Gaz, fuck marry kill

Killian: Niko, he’s my brother!

Gareth:

Nikolai:

Vaughn: it’s a game

Killian: messing with yall, let’s hear it Gaz

Gareth: …Kayden

Vaughn: which one? Fuck, marry, or kill?

Gareth: I have to pick one?

Everyone:

Everyone:

Kayden: *smirks*

[sillyballoonmilkshake]

Brandon: Niko and I are getting married!

Landon: Woah, woah, I was only getting the last cookie, no need to threaten me.

Brandon: facepalms

[coffeeinthebackpack]

Nikolai: *looks at Brandon* 

Nikolai: Baby boy. Baby. 

Nikolai: *looks at Landon* 

Nikolai: Evil.

[not-someone-you-adore]

Trust me, Ava, I've been asking this question to myself since i started reading fiction

[xoxoskai]

NIKOBRAN HEADCANNONS

to keep you going this last week before God of Fury drops<3

Between all his sons-in-law, Brandon is Kyle's favorite.

Levi's is Mia (cousin-fuckers who stole his son and daughter he'll always beef with)

Brandon and Niko are the type of relatives to wear matching clothes on Christmas because Niko would take up any chance to wear matching anything with Brandon.

If and when Brandon bakes, no one gets a chance to even taste what he made before Niko devours it all.

The only place Niko can fall asleep in at record speed is Brandon's arms.

The only reason Niko teaches Brandon how to drive a bike is so he can put his arms around his boyfriend's slutty waist boyfriend.

Remi is terrified on Brandon's behalf.

"Bran, yes, he's hot but mate, look at that guy! He has some skin on those tattoos!"

Astrid shares Remi's concerns but soon comes to find out that Niko is the biggest goofball of sunshine and almost adopts him.

Surprisingly, the one who takes the longest to accept Brandon is Rai. Because it's not her first time meeting the Kings (hello, she's a far relative) and she's worried that her oldest who is actually tender hearted and plagued by demons of his past, might be crushed beyond repair if Brandon hurt him.

Brandon and Landon think they can get away with tricking their in-laws by dressing as each other but they underestimate the Sokolov-Hunters who told them apart the moment they walked in.

Brandon tried it on Niko once when he first divulged about how Maya and Mia used to do it, but Niko could tell Brandon apart from his "psycho" brother in a heartbeat.

"It's your eyes" He had murmured. "Yours sparkle"

Glyndon is weary of Niko but as long as Brandon's happy, she's happy.

Landon is supremely unhappy.

When Landon first opposes their relationship by threatening Niko, Niko flings back "Remember who you're dating and what I mean to them" back at him.

Niko and Landon almost kill each other multiple times.

If there's someone even more unhappy than Landon, it's Crieghton.

Creighton: "Does this mean I can't fight him anymore?" Elsa: "Why were you fighting him before this?!" Creighton: "Is anyone else hearing this buzzing? I should go check."

Niko goes feral whenever he sees Brandon shirtless and vice-versa but

Niko is always shirtless, so Brandon is always suffering.

Unlike Niko, Brandon doesn't carry him into a dark corner to immediately fuck.

If there's no scene of Brandon asking Niko "Who's fucking you?" Rina, you'll hear from my therapist. And if there's not a single, evil, unhinged Brandon moment where Niko is flabbergasted at the change and is accusing him of being two-faced at which Brandon will laugh, lean in and ask tauntingly "What are you going to do? Tell on me?" I will sue.

Brandon's muse is Niko. (Bitch, I said what I said)

Unlike Landon, Brandon doesn't divulge this piece of information to his boyfriend because he does not want to give Niko even more reasons to walk around with lesser clothes.

Brandon gets a tattoo for Niko on his ribs. (cue feral Nikolai)

After which Niko tries to get Brandon's name tattooed on his favorite organ, but Jeremy literally deadlocks the door to his room to keep him inside after Niko asked for opinions in their group chat about his decision.

Niko: You don't think it's romantic? Jeremy, Killian, Gareth, Landon, Eli, Creighton, Remi:

They've definitely rolled around in paint and fucked on a canvas after it. Niko would display it in the entryway of their house if Brandon let him.

They've also joined the mile high club.

After they get engaged, Brandon calls him by his full-name as in "Nikolai Sokolov-Hunter-King" just to piss him off but Nikolai loves being associated to Brandon in every possible way, so it backfires.

Their wedding bands have each other's name inscribed in them.

As does the underside of their ring fingers in the other's handwriting.

Nikolai tries drawing a heart over the i in his name and almost gets smacked.

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

Landon and Brandon: *sitting together*

Remi:

Remi:

Remi: 9/11

Remi: *throws a paper airplane at them*

[what-a-gracious-child]

Nikolai and Brandon from God of Fury

Strange head-canons which have been rattling around my head since my 3rd re-read:

After spending more time together, Brandon and Gareth become strangely good friends.

He is the first person Gareth comes out too, before Killian.

Glyn forces Levi to take Killian golfing with him when he goes one year, and they both enjoy it. Their relationship get better after that, not perfect but better.

Nikobran go on lots of double dates with everyone.

Mia and Brandon managed to get Landon and Nikolai to agree to a mini golf dates once, which ended up with Landon pushing Nikolai in a pond, They stop trying after that.

They have a large fish tank with lots of different fish, all bought by Niko.

Nikolai has 2nd degree burns on his hands and wrist from burning eggs while Brandon was working out on the balcony of their penthouse and he was not paying attention. He has no regrets.

Landon, Brandon and Glyn have a Thursday night standing dinner reservation. They do get closer.

Brandon officiates Landon's and Mia's wedding, since they both wanted him in their wedding party.

Landon is Brandons best man and Jeremy is Nikos best man. They all make an agreement to be civil for the day.

They both like the side of the bed closer to the winder and has become a running joke to see which of them gets to bed first.

It's also a tradition they both love that when Nikolai comes back from work, the first thing Brandon says is "Hello dear, have you done anything I wouldn't approve of today?" and Niko will respond "Who, me?".

When they do eventually have children, they adopt 3 beautiful girls.

They do decide they don't want to raise children in the US, with their questionable school safety, so they move to England and Niko heads the Europe branch of the family business.

They has a big exhibitionist kink.

The future

When they do eventually have children, they adopt 3 beautiful girls.

They do decide they don't want to raise children in the US, with their questionable school safety, so they move to England and Niko heads the Europe branch of the family business, along with Gareth.

Jeremy and Cecily have 1 girls, then 1 boy.

Landon and Mia have 2 boys.

Killian and Glyndon decide not to have children, and become the fun aunts and uncles.

Creighton and Annika have 2 boys and 1 girl.

Eli and Ava have 1 girl, whose a massive Daddy's girl.

Look, these are just my silly opinion and doesn't mean anything so don't get offended!

[evacrstairs]

i live to love you and i love to love you...

god of war (eliava) headers. like or reblog if you save or use, please! 🦢

art by seijousai comms by avanaish

[bluetalenerd]

LOG MEMES (what did their lovers do for them pt. 2)

Mia : I bathed Lan in pig's blood

Landon : I wouldn't settle for any lesser than that, my menace

Brandon : Nikolai followed me like a puppy

Ava : What's so cool in that most of us had stalkers *winking at Eli*

Nikolai : Well, i didn't blackmail or threaten my lover *side eyeing Eli and Jeremy*

Landon : Because that's my twin, you peasant. You are supposed to be whipped

Creighton : Annika shot me-

Landon : God not you again, next

Cecily : Jer killed my abuser

Landon : Well, me, this mafia twat and my dear father-in-law too killed Bran's abuser, c'mon Ces give us something we didn't already do.

Landon : Let me guess.... Um nothing!!!

Jeremy : One of these days, Landon King, one of these days

Landon : Yeah, yeah, all talk, but no action. At least i did something, like burning your mansion to ashes

Nikolai : I would have digged grave myself, Jer. But he is my lotus flower's twin, motherfucker is born with luck

[too-pretty-for-this-mess]

Nikolai: How do you think you'll stop me?

Jeremy: I'll tell Brandon.

Nikolai: You sick bastard!

[leonidadini]

Gareth: I love murder mysteries.

Kayden: *Trying to impress him* I have been a suspect in four murder cases.

Gareth:

Gareth: Hot.

[katarinamedici]

Gareth: making my way downtown

Kayden: *shows up*

Gareth: walking fast

Kayden: there you are

Gareth: *panicked* walking faster-

[sillyballoonmilkshake]

*Niko comes up and hugs Bran, burying his face in his neck*

Bran, worried: What's wrong, baby?

Niko, whispering: You don't love me anymore.

Bran: Wha-

Bran:

Bran, enraged: LANDON, COME HERE! WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?