#ashercarson

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Asher: Why did you pick him, Gaz?

Gareth: Have you seen his face?

Killian: You mean the face I want to punch?

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Asher: You're a problem.

Kayden: A lifelong problem, hope you're ready.

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Asher: So what are your intentions with my son?

Kayden: smirking Marriage, ownership and a shared grave in distant future.

Killian: gripping a knife I hate him so much.

Glyndon whispering to Reina: This is better than TV.

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Killian: Do you've to touch Gareth so much?!

Kayden: He's my fiancé. What do you expect me to do?

Asher: Be celibate.

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Asher: You think you can just waltz in here and steal my son?

Kayden: Steal is a wrong word. I prefer legally acquire through a binding marital contract.

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Asher: I see you've made yourself comfortable .

Kayden: Yes, and soon I'll be making myself family.

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Mia: Niko, I'm pregnant.

Nikolai: You're WHAT? Who's the father?

Mia: Landon, of course.

Nikolai: HE'S THE WHAT?!

Mia: Calm down, Niko. We're married.

Nikolai: YOU'RE WHAT?!

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Gareth's son: Uncle Kill, can you tell me a bed time story?

Killian: Well okay, if you insist...

Killian: Once upon a time there was a boy who found a mice...

A few hours later

Gareth: KILLIAN WHY IS MY SON CRYING UNCONTROLLABLY!?!

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Carson Family Dinner—

Killian: I poisoned someone’s drink, but I forgot whose.

Asher: sighs Killian, for the love of God—

Reina: YOU DID WHAT?!

Gareth: With how this dinner is going, I almost hope it’s mine.

Kayden: shrugs and casually sips his drink

Gareth: panicking KAYDEN?!

Kayden: calmly If it’s mine, it’s mine.

Killian: grinning Now that’s the spirit! I might actually consider you family now.

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Killian: I fucking hate Kayden.

Glyndon: Watch you language our son is here.

Killian: My bad.

Killian: I fucking hate—

Killian: covers their son's ears.

Killain: Kayden.

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Asher: What are your intentions with my son?

Kayden: Would you like the polite version or the honest version?

Killian: I swear to God, answer carefully.

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Gareth : Killian, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement-

Killian : Aww, thanks-

Gareth : But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.

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Kayden: Hey, I'm Kayden Lockwood. Your new criminal law professor and you're?

Gareth: Not as straight as I thought I was.