#Elderly Anon

[ourpl3d]

Sheesh, people these days so nosy. Hey fuckers. Why are interested on relationship of a young man? Why are you guys bored of your lives that you found someone life to be entertaining??? Go bother someone else. Also purpled maybe you can talk to that security tech person or something to help you dealing with this annoying radio signal distruption.

thanks, i'll try that. i appreciate the advice.

and, ehh... it's kinda funny, at the very least.

[oifaaa]

In your au where Jason is dead for like 20 years does he come back the same age he died or is he also a grownup now because I think it would be really funny if he was the youngest physically. Imagine Damian being like “ah yes I can relate I also tried to kill bruce when I was your age” and Jason having to explain why it’s different and cooler when it’s Jason doing it

Yeah he's coming back the same age that he died bc you know can't really grow if your died so he'd be 15 when he wakes up in his grave still and about 16 when he's thrown in the pit kinda tempted to have him just go straight to gotham as a 16 year old just to make the age gap even more prevalent bc yeah damian would be 26

[pcktknife]

how old are pearl and marina? i was under the impression splatoon was populated entirely by kids but those two seem to be adults with careers

misconception that tends to annoy a lot of splatoon fans I think lol. Your player character and the others you see around the hub are meant to be around 14 (maybe a lil older in 3 cause theres a slight height difference from 1 n 2) but there's a whole world outside of the kids who play turf wars and stuff so yes there are older inkfish. all of the idols are adults (20+yo) and 2 of them have a grandparent (100+yo) featured in the games

[marzipanandminutiae]

i feel u on 1920s hate. when everyone is like ‘finally women are free of ~restrictive~ corsets’ and its like . first of all. didnt need to be. second. how do u think the curvier women were achieving the 1920s silhouette. quickly.

Exactly. I mean, yeah, it’s not their fault at all that people were saying things like that, or that it’s reached a fever pitch in recent years. Great material gains WERE being made for women, and I’m absolutely not discounting that. But much in the way that people tend to throughout history, though, they firmly believed that everything they were doing was the best and most progressive that it had ever been. And that idea has been hugely amplified in later years

I think it also has a lot to do with the fact that the 1920s were, in many ways, the beginning of a world that looks familiar to us now. Widespread film technology, continued rise of electricity, clothing-ways that seem familiar to us today in contrast to what came before (for example the advent of bras and panties, although people tend to forget there was usually also a girdle involved),  Air travel, cars becoming more popular, etc. because it seems less foreign, we accept all too readily the idea that it was better in all respects than everything earlier

(And ignore all the ways in which it would still have been foreign. Like… The 1920s were not actually the Proto – 2020s, guys. It owed for more to its immediate predecessors re: era mentality and technology and even fashion than some people would like to admit)

I don’t actually hate the 1920s – that would be pointless and reductive, since it’s an entire decade that happened over countless countries, demographics, cultural groups, etc. I think I’m with you, though, in hating the way it’s been put up on a pedestal as the perfect progressive era that was unilaterally better for women in particular

(Also, I read a book from the 1951 about the history of undergarments, and this mindset is in FULL force even three decades later.The guy finds ways to inaccurately rag on the Victorians even in chapters that aren’t about that time period, and concludes with a stirring statement that they are now living in the perfect time for underwear and that everything is so much better and more progressive than it ever has been in the past. The fact that this man- Cecil Willett Cunnington -was considered one of the highest authorities on dress history for a long time probably explains the current state of the discipline, In terms of “you can say basically whatever you want and people will believe you”)

[dufrau]

i had no idea that thirst traps were available upon request 👀 as a longtime enthusiast and scholar of fat middle aged beefcake butches i humbly beg you to share some with us

Hmm. Maybe they're not actually "thirst traps" as such because I don't really post them on main ever. Maybe the text posts have been the real thirst traps all along. And they seem to have worked, because here you are. Thirsty.

But you asked nicely so hell why not. Mostly when I say thirst traps I mean one of two things.

The first is safe for work sweaty post workout pictures where I think my muscles look good, like the following (under the cut for the illusion of modesty):

And then the second is lewds that I will probably never post on main but if you are my friend or somebody who has shown me your boobs then all you have to do is ask politely in the dms 🫶

[krotiation]

whats ur opinion on wainlock

LOVE IT and love how they're written with actual depth which is honestly so rare with older couples in media in general. like two old dudes with actual development in their relationship? wainwright worrying about not being a good fit for hammerlock which makes hammerlock worry for him?? but then they say screw it, it will work out and it does??? it's very realistic and i love them for that

[gomzdrawfr]

Happily Ever After PriceRaven au where everything is good and they’re just so happy and please nothing go wrong—

Ha

[yandere-daydreams]

Do you machine sew or like hand sew ? I had tried to hand sew once .... sprained my wrist and had a headache for a week.

i used to hand sew everything bc i was deathly afraid of sewing machines, but it always took too long to be function and left me with calloused fingers + a sore wrist,,, i have since Befriended the machine and am currently much happier with far fewer injuries. if you're interested in sewing but don't have a machine, i'd suggest looking into a very cheap, very old model (if it has a screen avoid it at all costs) or investing in a hand-held sewing machine, which probably isn't going to cut down on the time but will help to stave off early onset arthritis for another decade or so. i do still embroider by hand, but other then that, you wouldn't be able to tear my machine out of my cold dead hands. i've taken care of her like a retired warhorse and she and i are now emotionally bonded.

[enchantedchocolatebars]

I remember that it's uncomfortable for you to write Belos/Camilla, and you prefer to write Beardo Phillip/Camilla, but there are no any real ship in this idea, so it should be fine. The whole idea is the misunderstanding.

So, Belos Redemption AU, Belos lives in Noseda's house with the HexSquad, he found out that his views are outdated, the children are more or less cool with such a company

Fic - Philip doesn't quite understand why Luz is acting so strangely. He just tried to help Camila in any way he could, because the poor woman was definitely not ready that so many guests would live in her house. He tried to be polite, asking different questions and being interested in different topics. But he doesn't quite understand what flirting is and why Luz thinks he did it with her mom.

Meanwhile, Luz believes that Belos wants to date her mom and she can't let that happen

The M/il/f-understanding

Philip was unable to comprehend why Luz was acting so aggressively towards him lately.

I mean, he had some idea as to why.

She was the only one in her friend group who was still suspicious about him.

Plus, there was the Day of Unity, the fight between him and her friends on Halloween, and so on.

But Philip took note of something.

He noticed Luz's aggression start to really rise whenever he was around her mother, which greatly confused him.

Since Camila had so many unexpected guests living with her now, he was trying to help her as best he could.

The two shared some intriguing conversations while cooking meals for the children and cleaning together.

Philip would always ask Camila questions about the modern world, and she was always happy to answer and explain them.

This caused Luz to accuse him of flirting with her mother one day, but he had no idea what that meant.

...

"YOU CAN'T DATE MY MOM!" Luz shouts, angrily rushing into the room that Philip was currently in by himself.

She grit her teeth. "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO!"

"Date?" Philip questioned, a slight frown on his face at her tone.

"Why would I want to do that?"

"Because," Luz began with a growl, lowering her brows at him. "You've been flirting with her all week!" She argued.

"Just the other day, I heard you telling her how good she looked in her apron in the kitchen. You were flirting with her!"

"I was simply expressing a polite compliment," Philip would respond calmly.

He was a gentleman, after all.

"Oh, yeah?" Luz said, not believing him in the slightest.

He was a big fat liar in her eyes.

"Then explain why you were sitting on the couch watching TV with her on Tuesday. You were trying to find the right moment to kiss her, weren't you?"

He was probably attempting to put the moves on Camila while a romantic movie was playing, Luz thought.

Philip sighed at the assumption. "Your mother was showing me a documentary on horses. She believed that it would be of great interest to me."

And it was.

Luz continued to glare him down.

She had one more question to ask that would expose his true intentions.

"What about the flowers you got her?" She asked in a demanding tone, directing her finger towards the glass vase that was displayed on the hutch.

Resting inside it was a bouquet of beautiful marigolds.

"Well?" Luz tapped her foot, awaiting an answer.

"She requested them," Philip told her, a roll of his eyes.

"She mentioned that those were the flowers she adored the most and would look stunning in the house, so she asked me to purchase them using her card."

"...Oh," Luz went, feeling slightly embarrassed that she was wrong.

Philip chuckled. "You really are quite noisy, aren't you, Luzura."

"That's not my name," Luz grumbled. "And whatever, just don't try anything romantic or flirty with my mom. Got it?"

"Understood. Though..." He had a playful look in his eyes, a slight smirk spreading on his chapped lips.

"I could see myself attempting to pursue her during the Deadwardian Era," he hummed.

His young, bearded self would have done everything in his power to make Camila his wife.

If Luz had a drink in her hand, she'd spit it out. "Wait, WHAT?!"

[spookyradluka]

The real question is, are you 🪩 cringe 🪩

I am the youngest on my shift and I like to sprinkle a little bit of spice in there for my own personal amusement sometimes

I whip (but rarely nay nay, that’s special) on a daily basis. It’s how I greet people sometimes atp. It’s bad

I “T posed” at an elderly man who got an attitude with me, making the tension go away immediately because he just got confused and asked me if I was “readying for crucifixion”

I have referred to myself as “Ma’dam Rizzler” at least twice because why not, it’s funny

A fun “quirk” that I invented for work is I find reasons to say “that grinds my gears” but replace it with something different. Today was “that really rumples my jumples”

I am not cringe, I am the cringe. And I am free

[marswasnothere]

Let 👏 Daniel 👏 be 👏 cringe

Honestly that man probs has so much internalised shit from 2000s culture especially being away from home (now I’m kinda sad about how these drivers essentially dedicate their whole lives to a sport from early childhood, little school, often moving away from family like how has no one called the NSPCC on these babies)

We are fighting but like how there were those fights in TV Burp back in the day (gone but never forgotten)

Also that comic you mentioned in the tags 👀👀

- 🧚🏻

Internalised [anything]phobia in Daniel is sooooooo delious to read ESPECIALLYYYY considering how sheltered off from real world experiences most of the drivers were when growing up. Just karting and racing and training and sponsors and money, still getting a bit of regular teenage life between the gaps, but living in an entirely different world view than the regular person. Surrounded by other boys. Loooooot of internalisation happening there. Plus him specifically growing up in that in the 2000's.

My royal court is filled with flailing puppets and I'm the only human around.

I've got a tiny notebook filled with some filthy puppy play/age play/whatever the fuck im doing with George drawings, which I can track back to at leeeeeast last May, because of a doodle celebrating daniel's p4. I've been having this thoughts for moooooonths.

[ourpl3d]

Tsk, listen here young man. I maybe old, slow have a bad eyesight and on the verge of meeting Lady Death when my time has come.

But i ain't stupid.

Its impossible you came from the heavens. That's where Lady Prime reside with along with the gods. And besides, it's a blasphemy for us people reaching to the heavens.

Your literally asking to be strucked down by the gods or be cursed instead.

But hey i appreciate your attempt to jest me young man.

wow. you’re really old.

and, yeah, uh—- you know—- i’m- i’m— i’m not an angel. didn’t say that. i’m just a dude. look.

< he makes a show of clicking his lower pair of arm back in. this makes an uncomfortably loud crackling, snapping noise. >

anyway. god. your face looks like an onion. has anyone ever told you that? you live in Las Nevadas or did you just come here to stare at me?

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[oifaaa]

I know you prefer jason and Tim's "rivalry" to be Tim thinking everything's about him while jason doesn't know who he is (and I agree it's hilarious) I think for your time skip au, jason should totally knowing beef with Tim.

not for Robin reasons but since jason doesn't get to beat up his dad he should get to beat up someone else's dad and he heard one of the robins after him is a shit dad so this counts towards his catharsis

(he still doesn't actually know Tim's name)

Jason makes it his mission that since he can't beat up his own shite elderly dad he'll just have to make do by beating up everyone else's shite dad's this just so happens to include Tim and also Dick

[pynkhues]

Someone said he posing with the dog like he is the fan and it's true

(x)

He's putting the husband back into animal husbandry, and I love that for him, haha.

[gremnda]

Excuse me sir but I would like to break through your screen to give you a firm handshake and kiss for your work. Great work great art I'm very normal about it. It's absolutely stellar and great work. Yes thank you sir.

oh my dear anon. i love you

[yourfavouritelaundry]

Does malee have a part-time job during highschool cuz she doesnt have parents's money

Yeahhh uhhhh i THINK she tried to have part time jobs in highschool while living with her relatives (-that can’t wait to kick her ass out once she’s an adult)

,i’m not sure how successful she was since she’s too scared of talking and job interviews not to mention is a minor lmao but Malee definitely managed by herself doing odd jobs by the time events in TWO TIME happened