#El’s rambles

[elliotthinkssometimes]

‘I made it up. I don’t know my real name’ SHUT UP OH MY GOD I DID NOT NEED TO BE REMINDED

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[frownyalfred]

The Cave at midnight. Cut to Tim, dry-scooping espresso powder straight out of the bottle without looking away from his laptop.

—

Kon, holding the phone closer to his ear and ducking into a closet: so you’re saying Bruce doesn’t do this?

Clark, on the other end of the line: not really. I mean, he drinks coffee sometimes. I’ve actually never counted how many cups he—

Kon: so I just give him more water, right? to dilute it?

Clark: …that sounds right?

[elliotthinkssometimes]

Is this gender affirmation

hey look up "[your birth month(in numbers not words)][your birth day] pokemon". if it's over 1025 remove the last digit. that's you as a pokemon now what did you get

[forestshadow-wolf]

Soap with right side hearing loss from an accident when he was a private. The incident went into his file, and the hearing loss. Only half a sentence. And Soap never told anyone for fear of being kicked out. And he hides it well. His left side hearing is up to code, and his spacial awareness impeccable, so he's hardly ever caught unawares. Sure he's a little more jumpy if you come up on his right, and he can be just a smidge slower to respond if you're speaking on his right. He favors that side, and is a bit more vigilant. He subtly adjusts so people are on his laft if he can. But you wouldn't know any of that unless you were looking. And nobody ever looks.

Nobody except Ghost. Who did notice. And he did confront him. And Soap didn't lie. Yeah he's deaf in one ear, but he handles it fine. You hardly even notice. And Ghost agrees. It doesn't change anything. Soap is still the same soldier he knew before he figured it out. And so what if he starts walking on soap's left when they're on base. So what his he heeds soap's right when they're in a crowd so soap can still hear whenever someone comes up to them. So what if Ghost starts to flank soap's right on the field.

[toxicangelrobotyuri]

loosing my mind

[cornercritter]

with joel's newest custom song service, mr. iskall85 now has the opportunity to return to hermitcraft and do the funniest thing. pspsps cmon king you know you want to

[elliotthinkssometimes]

thinking about when Lizzie told Chip ‘don’t follow me aimlessly. That’s how you get killed’

[lemonlimestar]

i’ve been thinking about those cute photos of punks letting kids touch the spikes on their outfits. obviously, i thought of kon <3

[yelenadelova]

For those of you who are in recovery/sober in the US tonight please take care of yourself. I’m proud of you, believe in you, and care about you.

[elliotthinkssometimes]

HOLY SHIT HIS EYES LOOK LIKE FISH

gilliob..

spot the parallels between the chip page challenge

[elis-corner]

i love when people draw characters like concepts rather than humans

it’s so fun

like batman js being a blob of darkness or kori is js a puff of hair

peak character design right there

[frownyalfred]

Favorite niche Superbat trope in fic: when other Kryptonians visit Kal-El and they don’t fully understand why he loves Earth so much, but they protect it on his behalf because he’s their future, their baby they sent into the stars, their son/cousin/brother/hope. A son of the House of El.

And the sub-trope, of course, of those same Kryptonians not fully understanding what Kal sees in this human man from Gotham but protecting him with the full power of their House(s). Not that he needs it, but Kal gets twitchy if there isn’t a Kryptonian within shouting distance of his human and they’re more than willing to oblige.

[morangoowada]

DEBATES IN BRAZIL ARE THE BEST THING EVER, THE GUY CALLED THE OTHER A COWARD THAT WASN'T "MANLY ENOUGH" TO SLAP HIM AND THEN THIS HAPPENS

[elliotthinkssometimes]

FIFHJSJAJDHZNAJDU I LOVE THEM

bitb boys thought they were just some random people who ended up sacrificing themselves to save a whole town

hey isnt it kinda pretty how in a way each jrwi campaign, its people who are what they say because they arent.

godslayers - not really killing the gods mercilessly, they even give chances it seems

pirates - holding onto vague memories of how to be a pirate, but other wise just fucking around

heroes - not really using that black and white ideas, which allows them to do better at this job of theirs because yeagh.

theres so many and im thinking about it

RAHHH CHERII I DIDNT SEE THIS TIL NOW GRRGR

god you’re so right. every campaign, the party subverts the expectations they’ve set for themselves and others to let a different kind of like. love? prevail.

i think you can see it most with riptide. the crew doesn’t really plunder and steal that much anymore. they just kinda. be. (and face the horrors and get dragged into wars and)

idk they love each other :(

[gretahayes]

Guys. Look me in the eyes. I'm gripping your shoulders so hard right now. Clark did not fail Kon. He did not ignore him. Editorial would not allow Clark to be a major character in sb94 because he would not have let that shit slide. He was only allowed cameos because he had common sense and they wouldn’t have been able to tell that nickelodeon child star ass story if Clark was heavily present. Do you understand me. Considering how little Clark was allowed to directly influence Kon’s life during that era it is remarkable he helped as much as he did and was still a solid, loving, dependable figure and one of the only people truly looking out for that kid as much as he was allowed to. Once he was allowed to Be There, he quite literally took Kon away from that hell and gave him a home. Listen to me. Clark did not fail Kon and it took real world interference to stop him from helping so much it changed the story itself. Do not slander Clark Kent when you know not of which you speak.