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The Way of the House Husband
For @honey-bee-britt
Some crack we talked about years ago set in the Come Back (Home)
The Way of the House Husband
Harry would like it noted that, for once, he didnât start it.
He had been doing his best to completely ignore the men that had been following after him for the better part of the day.
He even sent a text to Merlin about them, trusting that Kingsman would deal with whatever that was about in the next few days. Itâs not anyoneâs fault that the henchmen had proven themselves to be complete amateurs by deciding to act a mere hours after starting to stalk him.
Of course, Harry knows that he looks rather unassuming now, out of his suit, with his beard and his eye-patch. But had their roles been reversed, he would have waited at least a few days to properly establish his markâs routine before attempting anything.
And if he walked into a deserted alley that isnât part of his usual itinerary, it is simply because the men following him had already been closing in on him and he hadnât want to accidentally involve any innocent bystanders in whatever was going to happen.
He had not been goading them into action. Not at all.
One of the men suddenly grabs him by the elbow to stop him and Harry sighs inwardly as he dubs that man âAmateur #1â. If he had had an ounce of intelligence, he would have waited for the rest of his group to properly block all of his target possible escape route before making his move. The alley Harry lured them into isnât quite so narrow that at least one of them couldnât have made it in front of him
But no, the five of them are all still behind him. A good push on Amateur #1 and a short run towards the nearest busy street would be all Harry needs to escape them.
If he had felt like he was in any actual danger at all.
So instead, he turns around to face the men, easily slipping out of the grip on his arm in a way that feels entirely coincidental, offering his most polite smile. âMay I help you gentlemen?â
Itâs Amateur #2 who answers, which might mean heâs a a leader of some sort for this group of thugs, but since he seems as much of an idiot as the others, Harry doesnât bother relabelling him as such in his mind.
âYouâd better follow us quietly gramps.â
A couple of them smile in a manner that is probably meant to be menacing, but Harry has seen fiercer expression from Daisy the last time they played pirates. He does take offence at the âgrampsâ however.
He knows his hair is more grey than brown now, but surely he doesnât look that old, does he?
Heâll have to ask Merlin next time he sees him. Or maybe Roxy. Eggsy, no matter how much he loves him, cannot be trusted on this.
âAnd why should I?â
Heâs still going for hapless innocence, but judging from the worried look Amateur #5 throws over his shoulder, the mask is probably starting to slip. Or maybe that man has better survival instincts than the others and can subconsciously feel that they âre the ones currently facing a predator.
âLetâs just say it would be better for your health. Itâs your boy toy we want.â
He can feel his eye twitch lightly at what the man just insinuated about Eggsy. It wouldnât be the first time people make an assumption about them after seeing them together, but that doesnât mean Harryâs blood will ever stop boiling over such comments.
âYeah gramps,â Amateur #3 continues, without noticing how Harryâs smile has hardened into something that is definitely less polite, âjust donât make a fuss. We donât want to hurt you.â
âOh well, thatâs a relief. Unfortunately for you, I have no such reluctance.â
His smile is all teeth now and before any of the men can process what he just said, he swings the grocery bag in his left hand at Amateur #1âs face.
~
The fight is over quickly, leaving five unconscious men laying on the ground and Harry barely out of breath.
Either heâs kept in a better shape than he expected since retiring or whoever hired those men truly scrape them from the bottom of the barrel.
What a waste of his time.
He sends a new text to update Merlin on the situation and ignores his friendâs attempt at calling him. Heâs already too late to start on the lasagna he had planned for dinner tonight and if wants a chance to finish plan B before Eggsyâs return, he canât allow himself any further delays.
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Whatever Harry is cooking tonight, it smells delicious, not that thereâs any surprised there.
Eggsy deftly avoids stepping on the dogs trying to jump on his legs as he beelines to where Harry is standing at the oven in his apron, pressing his face between his shoulders and wrapping his arms around his waist. Harry, as always perfectly aware of his surroundings, relaxes into the embrace for a moment before his attention is taken back to the pans in front of him.
After the day heâs had, Eggsy doesnât mind and just lets himself follow whatever movement Harry is making, basking in the silent domesticity of it all.
When he finally steps back after a quick kiss under Harryâs jaw, he notices the bags full of grocery sitting on the counter.
âBusy day on your end too luv?â He asks as he starts putting away the items.
âHmm. No, not really. About the same as usual, Iâd say. Tell me about yours instead.â
Eggsy knows a deflection when he hears one and usually he wouldnât insist. Whatever it is Harry doesnât want to say, either heâll resolve it on his own or heâll come to Eggsy when heâs ready to talk about it.
But then he gets to the cans and, considering how Harry has been doing most of the shopping since his return to London because he has much higher standards over quality than Eggsy does, seeing the state theyâre in is kind of worrying.
âHarry? Why are these cans so dented?â
Most people wouldnât notice the way Harry grows slightly tense at the question, but Eggsy isnât a Kingsman spy for nothing.
âLetâs just say I had a little incident today.â
Unimpressed, Eggsy raises an eyebrow in Harryâs direction, even if the other man is still keeping his back to him. Given the fact itâs a habit heâs picked up from Merlin whenever the handler is reacting to Harryâs bullshit, there is no way Harry doesnât know what expression heâs making right now.
âDoes that âlittle incidentâ have anything to do with Merlin asking me to tell you to stop ignoring his calls and also that you owe him a whole batch of baklava?â
He hadnât worried when Merlin contacted him via his glasses when he was making his way home, mostly because the handler had only sounded exasperated, but maybe he should have. With their decades of spy work, even taking Harryâs few years of retirement into consideration, sometimes the two men have a rather skewed judgment.
âProbably.â
Harry has the decency to turn away from the stove at that point and offer him a sheepish smile.
They look at each other for a moment, until Eggsy decides that if Harry isnât telling, then he doesnât really need to know. If Merlin hasnât gone into the details with him earlier, the issue has probably been dealt with already. And as long as Harry isnât hurt, which he doesnât seem to be, Eggsy is finding it hard to muster the energy to care.
Until he gets to the last bag, that is.
âThe fuck you did to those carrots Harry?â
#harry hart#eggsy unwin#hartwin#kingsman#retired!harry#crack#everybody lives nobody died au#alternative universe canon divergence#fanfic#me#and with this fic it's a wrap on this series#hope you enjoy my good peeps
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"maybe itâs perfect, maybe itâs incredibly flawed" series - e.u.
mcu crossover (stark!reader)
series description: the problem with being a kingsman⊠well, kingswoman⊠is that spyhood doesnât lend itself well to romantic relationships. or, really, relationships in general, if your broken familial ones splintered by your lies counts for anything. but the minute you finally settle down, begin to rebuild a life, your past comes a-callinâ in more ways than one.
prologue: it's a glowing review
chapter one: first friday in june
chapter two: i'm not the sort to be certain a lot
chapter three: ran for the trenches
chapter four: fight in a pub on the heath
chapter five: humming strawberry fields
chapter six: i think we got this
chapter seven: this here's a plot twist
chapter eight: a wedding dress and a casio watch
chapter nine: birthdays are nailed to the fridge
chapter ten: you are better than you know yourself
chapter eleven: no more defenses
chapter twelve: baby, nothing much has changed
chapter thirteen: giving a glowing review
chapter fourteen: blood moons, skylarks
chapter fifteen: what did i tell you...
chapter sixteen: ...or did i tell you?
chapter seventeen: tell nothing but the truth
chapter eighteen: it doesn't matter
chapter nineteen: i'm happy, honey, i'm locking the door
chapter twenty: you asked what i tell my friends
chapter twenty-one: found you off the highest shelf
chapter twenty-two: all my future rested on
chapter twenty-three: your stairwell hideouts
chapter twenty-four: you're scared, me too
chapter twenty-five: always feel the way i felt
chapter twenty-six: smiling with your eyebrows
chapter twenty-seven: my baby's out the ball park
chapter twenty-eight: your buzzcut, it grew
chapter twenty-nine: still the girl with the blush
chapter thirty: nice teeth, wide heart
chapter thirty-one: life without ya, i never wanna find out
chapter thirty-two: i won't leave you
chapter thirty-three: this is our shelter
chapter thirty-four: for the rest of my life
chapter thirty-five: make a home on the cracks
epilogue: you'll get a glowing review
please come home
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This is a low effort contribution to @aggressivelyarospec's Aggressively Arospec Week, but here, have the scene that led to a beloved headcanon (which might as well be canon tbh, that's probably as close to confirmation as you're going to get from someone Harry's age who probably doesn't even know the word 'aromantic')
One of the many things I love about this scene is that Harry seems genuinely broken up about the "never experienced companionship" bit, but is almost casual about "never been in love", like he's only mentioning it for the sake of full disclosure rather than something that actually bothers him
*points at Harry Hart* That man is aromantic
[Image ID]: A series of screencaps from Kingsman: The Golden Circle. Harry Hart makes himself and Eggsy Unwin martinis at the bar on the Statesman plane while they have the following conversion:
Harry: When I was shot, can you guess what the last thing was that flashed through my mind? It was absolutely nothing. I had no ties. No bittersweet memories. I was leaving nothing behind. Never experienced companionship, never been in love, and in that moment all I felt was loneliness, and regret.
Eggsy: I'm sorry.
Harry: Don't be. Just know that having something to lose is what makes life worth living.
One last screencap is a repeat of the moment where Harry says "never been in love", and the green, white, grey and black aromantic pride flag has been overlaid on the background. [End image ID]
#aromantic headcanons#aro headcanon#aggressivelyarospecweek#harry hart#kingsman#kingsman the golden circle#listen this comes as no surprise from someone with my current icon#but i am So attached to this particular headcanon#love this queer and aro coded man#alcohol cw
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We need more fanfiction of the following characters/celebs:
Dean Winchester x reader from Supernatural
Charles Xavier x reader from X-Men
Erik Lehnsherr x reader from X-Men
Robbie Turner x reader from Atonement
Beau Arlen x reader from Big Sky
Soldier boy x reader from The Boys
Wolverine x reader from X-Men
James McAvoy x reader
Hugh Jackman x (daughter) reader
Michael Fassbender x reader
Tony Stark x reader, preferably daughter!reader from Marvel-movies
Clint Barton x reader from Marvel-movies
Avengers x reader, any Avenger at all really.
Gellert Grindelwald (Johnny Depp) x reader from Fantastic Beasts
Albus Dumbledore (Jude Law) x reader from Fantastic Beasts
Jack Dawson x reader, Titanic
Legolas x reader from Hobbit-movies and Lord of the Rings-movies
Aragorn x reader from Lord of the Rings-movies
Eomer x reader from Lord of the Rings-movies
Faramir x reader from Lord of the Rings-movies
Castiel x reader from Supernatural
LOTR/Hobbit characters x reader
Charlie Hudson x reader from Hudson & Rex
Lord Asriel x reader from His Dark Materials
Nick Ryan x reader from McLeod's daughters
Richard O'Connell x reader from The Mummy movies
Wade Wilson/Deadpool x reader from Deadpool-movies
Richard Castle x reader from Castle
Drover (Hugh Jackman) x reader from Australia
Ronan Keating x reader
Christian x reader from Moulin Rouge
Aidan Turner x reader and his characters x reader
James Bond (Daniel Craig) x reader
Bucky Barnes x reader
Steve Rogers x reader
Obi-Wan Kenobi x reader from Star Wars prequels and Obi-Wan Kenobi-series
Ewan McGregor x reader
Anakin Skywalker x reader from Star Wars prequels
Hayden Christensen x reader
Owen Grady x reader from Jurassic World
Bucky Barnes x reader from Marvel-movies
Sirius Black x reader from Harry Potter- movies
Cedric Diggory x reader from Harry Potter- movies
Draco Malfoy x reader from Harry Potter-movies
Indiana Jones x reader from Indiana Jones- movies
Cillian Murphy x reader
Tommy Shelby x reader from Peaky Blinders
Harry Goodman x daughter reader from Pokemon Detective Pikachu
Pete "Maverick" Mitchell x (daughter) reader from Top Gun/Top Gun: Maverick
Tom "Iceman" Kazansky x (daughter) reader from Top Gun/ Top Gun: Maverick
Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw x reader from Top Gun: Maverick
Jake "Hangman" Seresin x reader from Top Gun: Maverick
Robin Hood/Robin of Loxley (Taron Egerton) x reader from Robin Hood
Rafe McCawley x reader from Pearl Harbor
Daniel "Danny" Walker x reader from Pearl Harbor
Eggsy Unwin x reader from the Kingsman-movies
Colter Shaw x reader from Tracker
I'll add here more as I remember more characters/celebs. I prefer character x female reader. The ones in bold need more fanfiction.
#dean winchester x reader#supernatural#james bond x reader#charles xavier x reader#erik lehnsherr x reader#logan howlett x reader#robbie turner x reader#beau arlen x reader#big sky#xmen#atonement#soldier boy x reader#the boys#marvel#james mcavoy x reader#jake seresin x reader#bradley bradshaw x reader#pete mitchell x daughter reader#tom kazansky x daughter reader#tony stark x daughter reader#indiana jones x (daughter) reader#obi wan kenobi x reader#anakin skywalker x reader#jack dawson x reader#colter shaw#colter shaw x reader#tracker
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me? being tagged by @jetsteelyourheart ?? what an honor!
just like the top 5 favorite characters: Make a poll with 5 of your favorite rarepairs/crackships. See which one is everyone's favorite!
i became too invested in this. some of these ships i haven't thought in years, so it was nice to relive the times i was obsessed with them. i narrowed it to one ship per media/fandom and just like my tag-buddy, I'll provide my questionable reasons/propaganda.
REASONS/PROPAGANDA
Sydney Sage/Trey Juarez:
so when i was first reading bloodlines, i read online that sydney gets a human boyfriend in book 2. i had heard about brayden but never in the context of HIM being the boyfriend, so i thought he was the random dude in book 1 (wasn't he, unironically, called hayden??) who asked sydney out. i was theorizing who that boyfriend would be until my brain went: "omg.... IS IT TREY??" and got soo hyped. i loved their interaction in book 1 and thought exploring them in a romantic setting would be so interesting, especially with the implication of trey having a major role. they are so similar (growing up in a cult, daddy issues, both being smart) and yet, trey has some adrian-like traits?? charming, popular in the dating pool, laidback... and it would create some tension between sydrian??? imagine adrian watching trey and sydney date and feeling discouraged because she found a human "version" of him?? and with trey being a warrior, he would try to get sydney to have the alchemist side with them and push the "moroi are evil" narrative, creating more doubts for sydney to rebel! BUT THEN SYDNEY HELPS TREY REBEL AGAINST THE WARRIORS!!
i love their friendship as is, and know for a fact they wouldn't last that long but man... i would have eat up their failed romance.
bonus point for an adrian/sydney/trey polycule
Rachel Berry/Sam Evans:
ah yes. my first ever rarepair. since that one episode in season 2 where she and finn helped sam with his young siblings, i fell in love with them. if you were in the glee fandom, you know every single couple was problematic one way or the other (this is the writers' fault). yet somehow, every relationship sam was in, it was the healthiest the woman he was with ever had. and i wanted that for rachel! i ate all the crumbs this show gave me, which were... almost nonexistent. the big difference between this rarepair and the others on this poll is that, in the show's final season, THEY BECAME CANON. I WAS SO HAPPY. they were very unpopular because it came out of nowhere and the writers only put them together to give rachel a love interest for the final season (and give the storyline they planned for finn to someone else), which... fair. but he was so caring, encouraging her to follow her dreams and telling her the tough truth about things she didn't want to hear. it was so good to see rachel heal from finn and her failed broadway dreams while with sam. (also she was less insufferable with him).
but then, ha... they broke up on the third to last episode of the series. so she could be with jesse who showed up out of nowhere on that same episode, after he "left" 4-3 seasons ago. don't get me wrong - i love st. berry! jonathan groff and lea michelle have chemistry! love ambitious broadway wannabes being a power couple! but why not, i don't know, put the storyline she had with sam with jesse instead so it could be more organic and avoid crushing my dreams???
i'm fine. not bitter at all. I'M FINE. I'M F-
Clarisse La Rue/Silena Beauregard (PJO):
this isn't a rarepair compared to the previous two, but within the pjo fandom, it isn't as popular (surprisingly?? at least in ao3. i'm so out of the loop). first time reading pjo, little old only thought of clarisse and silena as best friends. but as i got older and read more fan analysis of the series, i realized the tragedy of these two. either 1) clarisse had an unrequited crush 2) they dated and didn't work out 3) it was a failed situationship. the daughter of ares, the girl people in camp-half blood are so scared of because she is mean to everyone and can (and will) beat the shit out of them, had a wholesome friendship with the daughter of aphrodite, and one of the nicest people in the camp?? and this friendship appeared because silena helped clarisse with her "boy problems"??? and then clarisse basically protected and comforted silena after what happened with charlie?? no spoilers for those who haven't read the books, but they parallel a famous greek mythology couple and their ending hurts. still love silena/charlie, but god... poor clarisse...
can't wait to keep rereading the books and suffer once i get to their part!
Gary "Eggsy" Unwin/Roxy Morton (Kingsman)
everyone prefers hartwin and merlin/eggsy, but i can't help but love mortwin. i watched the first movie and loved their small moments. loved how they bonded over being the underdogs in the competition and, instead of becoming sworn enemies, they recognized each other as worthy opponents. their small fun, friendly-rivarly banter was cute. part of me was relieved they stayed as friends in the end... but i couldn't help but be soo disappointed. the chemistry? it was there!! even taron egerton said there was potential to explore a romance if given the chance! plus, i'm a sucker for well-developed friends-to-lovers.
never watched the sequel but after reading what the writers did to roxy, i'm glad i didn't and never will. i can now create my own sequel in my head and read fanfics of the story they deserve đ
Bella Swan/Leah Clearwater (Twilight):
i want to thank this one brazilian fanfic i found years ago (and never wrote down the name and lost it đ) for presenting me with this ship. everyone talks about bella/alice, bella/rosalie, bella/carlisle... but what about bella/leah??? think new moon, when bella has just been abandoned by edward, meeting the werewolves through jacob and therefore leah, who is still dealing with the whole paul/emily thing. they can still start out with leah hating bella but they can bond over being abandoned by their boyfriends and heal from it, and in the end realize they don't need them anymore - they can have each other!
i also love if edward still comes back and bella is conflicted, and it's a edward/bella/leah love triangle (apparently people ship edward/leah and how i never heard of it?! imagine the drama!!) i will take anything where jacob isn't involved
tagging @morocorra @forcebookish @artianaiolanthe @sydneysageivashkov + anyone who wants to do this!
#bloodlines#sydney sage#trey juarez#treydney#glee#samchel#pjo#ruegard#kingsman#mortwin#twilight#swanwater#is this their ship name?? idk let's go with it!#i didn't mean to write a dissertation đ«Ł#my rambles
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CHARACTERS I WRITE FOR
Hello again!! Just thought I'd update the characters that I write for! Here is my main masterlist! If you don't see someone listed you want to request a fic for, just send me an ask and I'll let you know if I write for them! copy and pasted from my 'recording live' main post, soon to be up!
my favorite characters to write for are marked with ***
K-POP
STRAY KIDS
Bang Chan***
Han***
Changbin***
Felix
Hyunjin
Seungmin
I.N.
Lee Know
ATEEZ
Seonghwa***
San***
Mingi***
Hongjoong
Wooyoung***
Jongho
Yunho
Yeosang
For the K-POP groups, I'm not like deep in the fandoms - I listen and love their music, but I'm not deep in it (a little deep in the Fandom of Stray Kids, but y'know). I didn't list BTS because I don't really listen to much of them.
MARVEL
Peter Parker***
Bucky Barnes***
TASM! Peter Parker***
Loki
Thor
Pietro Maximoff***
Kraven the Hunter*** (this man is so fine, bad boys need love and shit just fuck me-)
Dave Lizewski*** (Kick-Ass is owned by Marvel)
Natasha Romanoff
Wanda Maximoff
Miguel O'Hara
DC
Jason Todd*** (Titans)
Dick Grayson*** (Titans)
Gar Logan*** (Titans)
Conner Kent (Titans)
Damian Wayne
Barry Allen (The Flash series)
THE HUNGER GAMES (2012-2015)
Finnick Odair***
Peeta Mellark
Cato Hadley
TOP GUN: MAVERICK (2022)
please request for Bradley Bradshaw, I fucking love that man-
Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw***
Jake "Hangman" Seresin
SCREAM VI (2023)
Ethan Landry
DYLAN O'BRIEN CHARACTERS
Stiles Stilinski*** (Teen Wolf 2011-2017)
Void! Stiles*** (Teen Wolf 2011-2017)
Richie Boyle (The Outfit 2022)
Mitch Rapp (American Assassin 2017)
CRIMINAL MINDS (2005-)
Spencer Reid***
Luke Alvez
Matt Simmons
WEDNESDAY (2022)
Wednesday Addams (No smut!)
TARON EGERTON CHARACTERS
Eggsy Unwin (The Kingsman Series 2015-)
Robin Hood (Robin Hood 2018)
Jimmy Keene (Blackbird Series 2022)
THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY (2019â2023)
Five Hargreeves***
Ben Hargreeves
DIVERGENT SERIES
Tobias (Four) Eaton
Peter
HARRY POTTER
Theodore Knott***
Mattheo Riddle***
Remus Lupin
Regulus Black***
Lorenzo Birkshire***
COD (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare)
Simon âGhostâ Riley
König
THE LAST OF US (2022-)
Joel Miller
Tommy Miller
MISCELLANEOUS
Dorn*** (Bad Boys for Life 2020)
Owen Hendricks (The Recruit 2022)
Derek Hale (Teen Wolf 2011-2017)
Seth Clearwater*** (Twilight 2008-2012)
Benjamin (Twilight 2008-2012)
Seth (Day Shift 2022)
Tyler Rake*** (Extraction & Extraction 2 - 2020 & 2023)
Arvin Russell*** (The Devil All the Time 2020)
Luke Marrow (Purple Hearts 2022)
Tangerine*** (Bullet Train 2022)
Ken Sato*** (Ultraman: Rising 2024)
Luke Castellan*** (Percy Jackson and the Olympians 2023)
© asterias-record-shop
#asterias-record-shop#with love asteria âĄ#characters i write for#ateez#stray kids#skz#marvel#hunger games#the hunger games#top gun: maverick#scream#scream vi#scream 6#dylan o'brien#teen wolf#cato hadley
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â”ïž Five Fandoms, Five Ships â”
Get to know the blogger, via five different ships from five different fandoms!
I was tagged by @dark--whisperings and @kingdomvel! (and possibly someone else, sorry if I missed you!)
[I will also not be including Obikin because C'MON]
IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
Sarah Williams/Jareth (Labyrinth)
One of these days I'm going to disappear. Nobody will know where I went. Seasons will pass. My name will become a dusty thought you think of occasionally, but not often.
THEN ONE DAY, I WILL RETURN. I'll be emaciated and weak. I'll be dragging a 500,000 word fanfic (in a USB, I'm not a monster) and I will press it into your hand, and I will say, "It was... my seven year old self... she finally broke lose.... held me prisoner.... forced me to write this... " and then I will close my eyes.
You'll think I'm dead. Turns out I'm just sleeping and incredibly dramatic about it. And it'll be the most indulgent fic in the world, filled with glitter EVERYWHERE.
2. Dom Toretto/Brian O'Connor (Fast & Furious)
SOON. I WILL WRITE THIS SOON, I SWEAR TO GOD. It needs to be soon. I'm ready. My heart has healed from the loss of Paul.
tbh I'm always a bit shocked at how this series blew up. I'm not mad, though. It got me more movies with them getting to be them.
3. Harry Hart/Eggsy Unwin (Kingsman)
My beloved. Let me cradle you close and weep over what that terrible sequel did. I really wish I'd been here when the fandom for it was alive--alas, I am left to wander through the great architecture that was left behind, peer into the empty homes, and listen to the echoes of a thousand voices laughing, crying, chatting.
4. Wriothesley/Neuvilette (Genshin Impact)
I really didn't expect to like these two together as much as I ended up. But dang it, they're so funny together. Wriothesley is one of the people who most gets Neuvilette... and yet he's still clearly baffled by him constantly, in the most "oh God, you're so weird and silly and so dead serious about it" kind of way.
5. Emet-Selch/Azem(/Hythlodaeus) (Final Fantasy XIV)
I can't really say anything about this ship that wouldn't be spoiler-y as all get out, (even including a gif would be iffy!) so all I'll say is... my god, the pain. The tragedy. The ever-lasting flame of hope, the desperation, the endless, endless loneliness and longing.
It won't be forgotten.
TAGGING @ragnarlothcat @sky-kenobye @olivejuice96 @dream-about-dancing @usakostar
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you could be my perfect disaster; i could be your ever after
by dreakawa To say the tension is palpable would be the understatement of the century. Alex and Henry donât speak in the car. They donât speak in the elevator. They donât even speak when they enter the penthouse suite they were forced to share, each brooding as they move to change out of their ruined suits. If heâs being honest, Alex had known that being paired with Henry Fox would be a bitch and a half after their humiliating first meeting. He hadnât expected the two to be thrown into an ambush. Theyâd barely made it out alive. And now, Henry was brooding, and Alex was ready to smack that pretty -- er. That stupid scowl off of his face. OR: the kingsman x firstprince au that hasn't left my mind in months Words: 6241, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 15 of FirstPrince Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023), Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: M/M Characters: Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Harry Hart | Galahad, Champagne "Champ" (Kingsman) Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Kingsman Fusion, Kingsman Family, Rivals to Lovers, Sexual Tension, Explicit Sexual Content, Shameless Smut, Porn with Feelings, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Eggsy Unwin is a Little Shit, Eggsy is a good friend, Anal Sex, Hand Jobs, First Time Blow Jobs, Anal Fingering, First Kiss, Bisexual Disaster Alex Claremont-Diaz, POV Alex Claremont-Diaz, Top Alex Claremont-Diaz, Bottom Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Henry uses his authority, Alex Claremont-Diaz Has a Praise Kink, Patching Each Other Up, Getting to Know Each Other, Happy Ending via https://ift.tt/PcwGou6
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Who / what fandoms I write for
Here's an overview per fandom which characters I write for. You can make a request for a fanfic through HERE (I only take requests from my prompts list). You can find my full writing masterlist HERE.
List with fandoms / characters I write for below the cut.
WHO / WHAT FANDOMS I WRITE FOR:
911: Eddie Diaz , Evan Buckley
Aladdin (2019): Aladdin
American Assassin: Mitch Rapp
The Batman (2022): Bruce Wayne
Blacklist: Donald Ressler
The Boys: Hugh Campbell
Bullet Train: Tangerine
Criminal Minds: Spencer Reid
CSI: Greg Sanders
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: Newt Scamander, Theseus Scamander
Game of Thrones: Jon Snow
Hannibal (TV series): Will Graham
Hawaii Five-0: Danny Williams, Steve McGarrett
The Hobbit: Fili, Kili, Thorin, Thranduil
House MD: Robert Chase
Inception: Arthur
James Bond (Daniel Craig era): Q
John Wick movies: John Wick
Jurassic World: Owen Grady
Justified: Raylan Givens, Tim Gutterson
Kingsman: Eggsy Unwin
The Last of Us: Joel Miller
MacGyver (2016): Angus MacGyver
Maze Runner: Thomas
Moon Knight: Marc Spector, Steven Grant
Mr. Robot: Elliot Alderson
Night at the Museum movies: Ahkmenrah
Now You See Me: Daniel Atlas
Olympus Has Fallen: Mike Banning
The Purge movies: Leo Barnes
Shadow & Bone / Six of Crows: Jesper Fahey, Kaz Brekker, Wylan van Eck
Shadowhunters: Alec Lightwood, Jace Wayland
Sherlock (BBC) - Sherlock Holmes
Spiderman (Tom Holland era) - Peter Parker
Star Trek: Jim Kirk
Star Wars: Poe Dameron
Supernatural: Sam Winchester
Top Gun Maverick: Bradley 'Rooster' Bradshaw, Jake 'Hangman' Seresin
Twisters (2024): Tyler Owens
Uncharted (movie): Nathan Drake
The Walking Dead - Daryl Dixon
Wonka - Willy Wonka
X-Men: Charles Xavier, Hank McCoy
#who I write for#911 abc#american assassin#bullet train#the walking dead#top gun maverick#sherlock#shadow and bone#six of crows#now you see me#night at the museum#moon knight#maze runner#macgyver#the last of us#jurassic world#the hobbit#fantastic beasts#whump writing
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10 Characters, 10 Fandoms, 10 Tags
Tagged by @highladyluck :)
Rules: choose 10 favorite characters from 10 different fandoms -- no double dipping! Then tag 10 friends or mutuals to complete the game as well.
1. Nynaeve al'Meara from Wheel of Time
2. Hannibal Lecter (you know where)
3. Wynonna Earp from Wynonna Earp
4. Steris Harms from 2nd Era Mistborn
5. Gary "Eggsy" Unwin from Kingsman
6. Amy Dunne from Gone Girl
7. Galadriel "El" Higgins from the Scholomance series
8. Steve Harrington from Stranger Things
9. Gideon Nav from The Locked Tomb
10. Faith Lehane from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Apparently I support women's wrongs and soft idiots? (show!Hannibal very much falls under the women's wrongs with the way he tried baby trapping Will Graham.)
I think everybody has done this already, but if you haven't consider yourself tagged!
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multi-chapter series
borax and bonbons | coming soon!
jack "whiskey" daniels x fem!reader, gary "eggsy" unwin x fem!reader | Welcome to the Woodsmen: a secret independent intelligence agency, Statesmen's neighbour to the north.
#jack daniels#kingsman: the golden circle#agent whiskey#pedro pascal fanfiction#agent whiskey x reader
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Masterlist
I'll cross my fingers hoping that I won't be too lazy to write.
Eggsy Unwin
- The Way I feel Inside (Oneshot)
Loki
- Mismatched series (WIP)
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4 (coming soon)
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gary "eggsy" unwin
back to kingsman masterlist
romantic
one-shots
the tragedy of lady dindraine
the depressing thing about kingsman is, almost every agent lives up to their codename in that they pretty much all die in arthurian legend. but enough exceptions have lived to retirement that, like every other naive kingsman recruit before you, you hope to be an exception yourself. so why are you so surprised when you aren't?
only a bruise (to keep the cycle going)
(tw mentioned physical abuse, not on-screen) eggsy cares for his childhood best friend a normal amount. which is why he's happy she's with someone she cares deeply about. except when he sees her with foundation with the same dark undertone his mom wore like chains, he refuses to allow her to fall into the same cycle as michelle. that's the only reason... right?
i don't need a roof
(song fic) you remind eggsy that it's not the roof that matters, it's the home.
series
maybe it's perfect, maybe it's incredibly flawed
(mcu crossover / stark!reader) the problem with being a kingsman... well, kingswoman... is that spyhood doesn't lend itself well to romantic relationships. or, really, relationships in general, if your broken familial ones splintered by your lies counts for anything. but the minute you finally settle down, begin to rebuild a life, your past comes a-callin' in more ways than one.
the life of lady grisandole
(mcu crossover / stark!reader) just a collection of one-shots in which you are eggsy's wife, not a kingsman agent, but with more than enough lies to bury you alive.
the grandmaster's queen
you've been trying to find a way out for a while now. a way out of the arranged marriage you're trapped in, a way out of the criminal underworld in which your abusive husband seems to thrive... but you've yet to find a way. after so many years, you've almost given up hope. enter a secret organization called kingsman, and a sweet agent code name galahad, and maybe that hope starts to return... that hope, and even a little bit of a crush. hope, that is, as long as he doesn't discover the rest of the secrets you're hiding.
platonic
one-shots
it's not your fault
as eggsy's unofficial sister, it's your job to be there for him... especially after his mentor and father-figure dies.
series
none yet
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Characters I Write For ~ 2022 - 2024 ~
I will only write for these characters at the moment.
Italics = I have already made fanfics on this character if you want to read them
My Masterlist
DC/Gotham - Bane (Hardy), Bruce Wayne (Bale), Dick Grayson (Robin), Garfield Logan (Beast Boy), Jack (Heath) Joker, Jaime Reyes, Jonathan Crane (Gotham), Johnathan Crane (TDK), Kori (Starfire), Maxwell Lord, Orm Marius, Roman Sionis, Victor Stone, Victor Zsasz
Disney - Christopher Robin, Cruella de Vil, Gaston LeGume (Beauty And The Beast 2017), Jasper Badun, Prince Eric (The Little Mermaid 2023)
Kingsman - Eggsy Unwin, Hamish Mycroft (Merlin), Harry Hart, Jack Daniels
Marvel/X-Men - Bruce Banner, Bucky Barnes, Charles Xavier, Eddie/Venom, Erik Killmonger, Everett Ross, Harry Osborn (TASM), Heimdall, Helmut Zemo, Johnny Storm, Kurt Wagner, Logan Howlett, Loki Odinson (Not the Series), M'Baku, Natasha Romanoff, Otto Octavius, Peter Parker (Andrew), Peter Parker (Tobey), Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Scott Lang, Steve Rogers, Thor Odinson, Tony Stark, Wade Wilson
Star Wars/The Mandalorian - Anakin Skywalker, Armitage Hux, Ben Solo/Kylo Ren, Din Djarin, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi
Stranger Things - Billy Hargrove, Eddie Munson, Robin Buckey, Steve Harrington
The Hobbit/Lord Of The Rings - Bilbo Baggins, Boromir, Dwalin, Faramir, Fili, Kili, Haldir, Legolas Greenleaf, Pippin Took, Samwise Gamgee, Thorin Oakenshield, Thranduil
Miscellaneous -
American Psycho - Patrick Bateman
Barbie - Ken (Ryan)
Beetlejuice The Musical - Beetlejuice
Doctor Who - Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor
Five Nights At Freddy's - Mike Schmidt, William Afton/Steve Raglan
Indiana Jones - Indiana Jones
John Wick - John Wick
Jurassic Park - Ian Malcolm
Scooby Doo (2002) - Shaggy (Norville) Rogers
Spiderverse - Hobie Brown, Johnathon Ohnn, Miguel O'Hara, Peter B. Parker, Peter Parker (Noir)
Supernatural - Castiel, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester
The Ballad Of Songbirds And Snakes - Coriolanus Snow, Lucy Gray, Lucky Flickerman, Sejanus Plinth, Tigris Snow
The Last Of Us - Joel Miller
The Pirates Of The Caribbean - James Norrington
The Phantom Of The Opera - Erik Destler
TRAPÂ -Â Cooper Adams
Twisters - Tyler Owens, Javier Rivera
The Witcher - Geralt, Jaskier
Pride And Prejudice - Fitzwilliam Darcy
Uncharted 4 - Sam Drake, Rafe Adler
Walking Dead - Daryl Dixon
Wonka - Willy Wonka
X-Files - Fox Mulder
Celebrities - Chris Evans, Harry Styles, Justin Timberlake, Pedro Pascal, Timothee Chalamet, Tom Holland
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Fandoms that have gone to Fandom Heaven:
Harry Potter
2022 - 2024 © justsomerandomfanfic
#x reader#x female reader#x you#x y/n#uncharted 4#x-files#poto#potc#tlou#jurassic park#ghostbusters#dc comics#marvel#mcu#gotham#disney#harry potter#kingsman#x-men#star wars#the mandalorian#stranger things#the hobbit#lotr#x gn reader#five nights at freddy's#beetlejuice the musical#twisters#spiderverse#Trap 2024
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[5 comfort characters and 5 tags]
I was tagged in something!!! Holy shit, thank you @heartlessfujoshi !!
So uh... there's been so many characters over the years it's hard to narrow down to just 5! But there are ones that I always find myself coming back to for one reason or another so we'll start with:
Sora (Kingdom Hearts) - My son. My sweet baby boy. My beautiful sunshine boy. This kid makes me cry every single time I play these games, without fail. I know a lot of people latch on to Riku for one reason or another, and I know there was a lot of Sora hate when Two came out, but I have grown up with Sora, and I love his drive, his commitment, his optimism. Hes not afraid to rely on his friends, and he's been able to find the light in the dark every time his circumstances spiral, and there's been so many times in my life where I've needed that, and I just appreciate it so much in him.
Sly Cooper (Sly Cooper/Sly Raccoon) - this one's a little embarrassing, but I can't make this list without him. If there's one game I go back to more than KH, then it's the Sly series. In the words of Kevin Miller, he's cool, he's calm, and he has a sexy voice. It's a game I love to play on a rainy day, and I love watching Sly grow into himself as both a thief and a person, learning to rely on his friends, living up to his family name, and then learning to let it go when the time finally comes. He's wonderful and I adore him.
Yugi Muto (Yu-Gi-Oh) - oh boy. He's sunshine and sweetness and adorable, and I won't hear a bad word about him! YGO was my very first fandom. It introduced me to online spaces like forums, DA, LJ, and ffnet. Once again, here is a character who's not afraid to rely on his friends, who can find light in the dark places, and is incredibly driven (I'm sensing a theme here...). He wants nothing but the best for the people around him and I just love him so, so much.
Eggsy Unwin (Kingsman) - He's just... He's a near perfect character! Kingsman is easily one of my top two favorite movies, and Eggsy is such a big part of why it's a great movie. His family is broken when he's a kid, he grows up in a terrible environment but still recognizes that his mum did the absolute best that she could for him and he loves her regardless. He loves his baby half sister and wants the best for her, but because of his circumstances he can't provide that for her. Even after he's offered a way out, he still has trouble getting over his flaws, with reconciling who he's been and what he wants to become, and he's willing to put forth the effort to make the changes he needs to make to become that better person. He's kind, he's determined, he's a snarky shit, and he's great.
Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas) - if there's one movie I've seen more than Kingsman, more than any other movie I've ever watched, it's TNBC. Jack is someone who is just... tired. He's so tired. He's tired, he's bored, he's done with everything, and everyone around him. He's lost his drive, his spark, his reason for being. He's the embodiment of depression. People like to give this movie a lot of flak, and I get it, but it's a simple movie with a simple story, and it's this one guy trying to validate his reason for being. And along the way, he loses a little bit more of himself. He doesn't even see that it's happening, but the ones closest to him? Zero and Sally, they try to help him see, they try to bring him back, but Jack's so blinded by this new shiny thing that he can't see that he's losing more than just himself. It's not until it's too late, until he's put himself and Zero into harm's way that he finally realizes that he needs to better himself, for himself, for his friends, and for his town. He learns to recognize he's in a depressive spiral and resolves to do better, to be better, and see what he's had all along.
Some runners up include: Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Jim Hawkins, Danny Fenton, Vlad Masters, Pitch Black, Jack Frost, Dipper Pines, Stan Pines, Hiccup Haddock, Seto Kaiba, Garrus Vakarian.
5 tags: @creamsodaprince @gilly-moon @ashgunnywolf @bunnimew @dennyz-backroom
#thank you for tagging me!#i love talking about my blorbos#feel free to play#this was a lot of fun!#harley talks
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