#Egg man...... Save me egg man...

[caihnurst]

IM ABT TO go insane I need to blurt it out here bc I dont use Twitter anymore but I adore and cherish sO MUCH DRAGON AGE Im about to vomit all the feelings out of my guts, it keeps me awake at night I dont remember the last time I slept properly.... but it feels good. I feel like I'm a teenager again bc it's been ages since I last loved a silly piece of media so much

[royalarchivist]

Jaiden: Cucurucho, you have a lot of power, right?

Cucurucho: ...I don't know. Maybe.

Roier: Ah... Yes, you know, don't act like a dumbass, you have it. You have it, man. Eh?

Jaiden: Is there a way for us to protect all the Eggs? Do you know? I don't want anything to happen to the Eggs that happened to Bobby.

Cucurucho: Ha ha ha

Roier: WHAT? [Smacks Cucurucho]

Jaiden: [Bops him] Headpats.

Cucurucho: Maybe.

Jaiden: [Continues to bop him] Headpats. C'mon, I can get it out of you! Headpats! Chin scratches! Belly rubs!

Roier: [Joins Jaiden in bopping Cucurucho, chuckling and laughs]

Jaiden: Yeah? He's comin' around!

[Jaiden and Roier both laugh]

[sunspearesque]

reading “a knight of the seven kingdoms” for the first time in preparation for the upcoming show and everything was good til they removed baelor’s helmet… why did george kill him like that?

i’m so distraught what the actual fuck

if i had a penny for every time i fell in love with a gallant, hunky, hot prince who has martell blood in him and died tragically from a fatal head injury, i would have two pennies… it isn't a lot, but it's still crazy it happened twice

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

Medical log, stardate 18935.15. Once more have I seen the tailor go out in his lizard fashion—

[throwawayasoiafaccount]

god tywin lannister deserved worse

just remembering elias death and i wanna puke and the way tywin talks about elia and what happened is so damn gross

but rip tommen and myrcella we all know what’s about to happen in the next book :/

the cycle of violence just keeps spinning and damn you tywin for beginning it

(i got a bit crazy in the tags 💀)

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i don't even like video games so why have i been playing Red Dead 2 for the past eight hours gay

[agonizedembrace]

also me playing ??? pass ??? with the bracken ???

[ssruis]

Aside from the noble platypus I also feel like rui would really enjoy these animals:

Mola mola/Sunfish

Anteater

Echidna

Kiwi

Kākāpō

Axolotl

Horseshoe crab

Gibbon

[helluvamystery]

Okay so maybe dragon guard veil age spoilers, but I went and made sure all of my choices from the last three games were up to date in the online database, why is it that it only asked me who I kissed last game and whether or not the Inquisition became part of the church. You're not gonna ask me who the Pope is?? Whether or not Dorian or Fenris are in tevinter, the place where we are?? Whether or not, in the game where Varric is being presented as a major character, I killed Hawke???? I don't need them to remember if I gave the prisoner at the beginning of da1 some food, but come on- I know Isabela is supposed to be here somewhere. You managed to write around everything??

[ithidunes]

going insane on NMS for my hideous beast

[cathalbravecog]

What do you think of Robert

Now if we ignore the previous ask and the fact it summoned him to appear in my dream this night,

He occupies pretty much the same place in my brain as Thomas because DUO DO NOT SEPARATE even if my brain only properly blorbos Thomas in that way Robert is a Different Feat I Suppose

He's a genuinely really intriguing character, we know so much about him and yet so little and I did speak about this on my Thomas post... We're given many tidbits on his life and his past primarily from Thomas himself, but we never know what he's actively doing in his life since he's always busy and off screen and I mean we do only see him in-game once and the rest are comic or ARG Thingamajigs appearances

And I've said how much I relate to Thomas personality wise, but like... Experience wise I actually strangely relate to Robert at least a little bit. I don't have the best relationship with (at least one) of my parents either, and I have a sibling who's kinda set up expectations for me that I'll never be able to meet - basically making me feel like the family failure even though I'm not treated that way (Except for the entire world being against me I guess I'm not going into all that)

And anytime those parts of his story are mentioned my heart drops a little not only because it's just... Ah man I kinda relate but also WHAT DID THEY SAY AND DO TO THIS GUY. Though I mean knowing what we know it's clear to make the a conclusion here since we know that they intended for Thomas to be the next head of THEIR company, but that's not for him and Robert was sort of left under the bus and wanted to leave all that and his parents behind and started COGS with his brother instead. (Like, more so neglect and ignorance than outright treating Robert worse, I suppose...? Buut-) This guy changed his whole fucking last name to not associate with his family though, so I feel like it goes way deeper than them just ignoring him and setting up only his brother for success instead and man my curious little brain aches to know BUT ALSO I DON'T NEED TO I would Explode I Think because Thomas/Robert lore as a whole just makes me fucking explode

Like, he's a bit tragic, but not too tragic. It's not like bait to make you feel bad for him, it's just about realistic and makes you able to form your own opinion on him... Considering his personality and how he acts and the things he does (I mean his company invaded the Toons and I don't think his idea of "We'll stay in our lane and they'll stay in theirs" is the same as the Toon's.) But it's like... Something that could happen and makes a pretty cruel villain character more understandable and like-able and gives him depth but I mean everyone be doing that nowadays with their villains. Soemtimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, the world needs more undoubtedly evil and cruel villains (most recent excellent example is Jack Horner in Puss in Boots and the Last Wish)... But that doesn't always work and there's diversity in villains

And y'know what? I like the fact him and other Cogs are this way. Does not excuse the things he did, yeah, but being able to have villains like this you can enjoy is great... Anyways, ramble about villain characters and him as basically the main antagonist and villain of TTCC over - (Tbh I wouldn't even call him a typical villain anyway, but he is still an antagonist)

I like how you can tell there's more to him than just an anger issue filled, overly confident asshole (though he is still that very much so, undeniably!)... He still can care for people, and he is a very caring father to Bobby. And what's a trope I like? Villain/Antag dad who's very nice to their kids? Glances over at Cathal and Allan? Yes I am aware I have problems

And the dialogue where he watered Bubby for Thomas I. I can't stop thinking about it. Maybe mostly on the Thomas side, honestly. But aurgh. This guy is being such an asshole in there and yet he still does something for his brother, even if annoyed. Like... Despite everything these two have each others backs. Even Thomas deeply cares about Robert, still, with how concerned he is about Crystalline and him noticing how she is manipulating and using Robert. ROBERT PLEASE JUST DIVORCE FOR GOOD. WHAT IS SHE EVEN SAYING OR DOING TO HIM I HAVE TO KNOW. THIS "LARGE AND IN CHARGE" AS HE LIKES TO SAY GUY. BIG BAD BOSS. TYPE OF GUY YOU DON'T MESS WITH AND ... This is happening in the background? How even is he behind the scenes, really? Same with Thomas too like WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO OUTSIDE OF WORK I MUST KNOW. does robert even like put up any acts ever or does the position he has allow him be himself more?? or feel finally respected?? is that the case? i mean clearly he does want some kinda power as well but like... sir you highkey made a company to spite your parents and separate from them and show who's better

anyways AURGHH This April Toons was just AURGHH yes THANK YOU!! THOMAS KNITTING CLUB!! MORE INTERACTIONS BETWEEN CHARACTERS! BUT ALSO IM CLAWING AND BITING! WHO IS CRYSTALLINE AND WHAT IS SHE DOING !! I HOPE SHE AT LEAST TREATS BOBBY NICELY WADDAE HELL !EXPLODES ! lets agree that

like PLEASE. CLASHCREW I NEED to know more about these two. im gonna explode.we are already given so much shit about them like arg apparances comic appearances some mentions from other characters and like with thomas like tons and tons of dialogue and being stuck with him in a room for like 20 minutes and him telling you ALL of this BUT. I NEED MORE THIS ISNT ENOUGH. CLAWS THE WALL CLAWS THE WALL IM SO NORMAL IM SO NORMAL IM SO

LIKE I!! cant even sound smart about this anymore these beasts just scratch my brain . okay . i enjoyesth them . anormal mamount

[navarchus]

tag drop me hearties.

[orcelito]

Someone the other day asked for our bubble tea "vegan option" and I was just like "? ...it's made with a soy-based creamer by default?" But he was like "No, the honey. I don't want honey." And I was just like. "......Ok."

Dude came in again today and he stank soooooo bad I literally nearly gagged. Bro apparently runs like a mile or some shit to get bubble tea as part of his exercise routine. & it's just like. OK Bro

[narugen-moved]

[whimperingw born to ship bisexuals forced to witness yaoi

[chuluoyi]

✎ baby to the rescue

- gojo satoru x reader

in which gojo recruits your baby son to “save” you from a credit card salesman

genre: immense fluff !! baby gojo and dad!gojo shenanigans~

note: based on this and this reel. with this i hereby declare that anything past chapter 235 is null and void HAHA anyway, i truly want to post remarried empress au by this week but since 261 leaks hurt me so much, i need more fluff so have to postpone it to next week :') tagging @karikari19hikariiii <3

a part of gojo's love entries

general masterlist

Your husband Gojo Satoru... is handsome as hell, which means your baby son is also undeniably good-looking.

"Why do you pout at me?" Satoru poked his squirming baby's cheek while pursing his lips too. "C'mon, smile! That auntie is smiling at you!"

Everyone who passed by them in Shinjuku shopping district turned heads to admire him and his pumpkin just a little longer, and Satoru visibly enjoyed the attention. He smiled back at them, occasionally winking even.

If only they knew how pretty his wife was too...

Wait, no! On second thought, if they know how hot you are, there will be problems!

You had left him to go to the nearest pharmacy to restock some things, while Satoru decided to entertain his baby in the toy section. He basked in the starry-eyed looks people were giving him... until he heard some strange sounds and turned to his baby boy—

—who was chewing the beak of a duck toy with all his might. Satoru was mortified.

"—! Let that go! Your mama will beat me if she sees you eating this!"

Your baby paid him no mind though, desperately pushing the duck into his mouth. Satoru sat him on one of the empty racks and began the tug of war—

"Let go!" he reprimanded. "You're so naughty, gods—!"

Some people were now openly giggling at both of them. His son tried to resist by rolling, and Satoru clicked his tongue. He then yanked the toy away until his baby finally let it go, sniffling sadly that his papa wouldn't let him have the duck.

"Oh, you..." he picked him up again and consoled the pumpkin. "You can't do that, you hear? First, it's not clean. Second, mama will grow two heads to chew you and me both, understand?"

No, your son totally didn't understand a thing. Satoru sighed, seeing his little blue eyes welling up with tears. He ruffled his head and pulled him close. "There, there... I'll get you ice cream, okay? Now let's go."

Satoru was determined to turn his son back into a smiling, happy baby. But just as he was about to head towards the ice cream parlor, he encountered the most unbelievable sight—

"Miss! I guarantee you'll love this credit card features!"

You. That was clearly you, and a salesman (or a bozo, in Satoru's eyes) was trying to bother you.

You raised an eyebrow. "Uh, no— thank you—"

Yet the bozo was still persistent, like the pesky fly he was. "You can use it to pay for your monthly beauty treatments! Someone as pretty as you..." He eyed you from head to toe, blinking suggestively. "Oh my! Your skin is flawless! You have to maintain it this way! I can also give you recommendations for—"

You were wearing a flare dress that made you look so young and petite, and obviously, Satoru too was lusting after you. And true, your skin was smooth like a soft serve of mochi, but still!

You are meant for him and his eyes only! Oho, this bozo would get heavenly punishment.

He had to get to you somehow, but this was public space and if he cooked up some sort of shenanigan, you would put him in sex ban. I can't have that! so Satoru wracked his brain to think of another way...

Once again, his gaze fell on his now calm baby, who was also looking at his mama over there with utter curiosity. And an idea immediately popped up in his mind.

"Hey, kiddo, look at that, a bad man is trying to take your mama," Satoru nudged him as if trying to egg him on. "We can't let that happen. Will you help me to save her, hmm?"

"Mama..." your baby looked back at him so innocently before smiling. "Mamaaa!"

"Good boy." Gods, his baby was so adorable, he almost felt bad for doing this but...

Swallowing his guilt, thinking he would make it up later, he pinched his son's butt a little too firmly—

"WAAAA!" and suddenly, the little boy burst into tears, and even Satoru was surprised by the sheer volume of his wail.

The sudden inconsolable sound of your baby sent you scrambling in panic, your eyes wildly searching for him, completely disregarding the credit card man. "My baby!"

"Eh?" the credit card man was visibly surprised. "Oh... so, you're married...?"

You immediately made your way towards Satoru and snatched your baby from him, hugging him tightly. "Oh, there, there... What happened to you?" you shot your husband a distaste look as your son kept wailing. "Satoru, why is he crying?"

He nonchalantly shrugged. "Maybe missing his mama? Dunno~"

By now, you had completely forgotten the credit card bozo, but he still looked at the three of you in mild surprise. Satoru took this chance to approach him and whisper in his ear:

"You see, my wife doesn't need your credit card," he whistled. "My cards or lumpsum money will do more than enough."

After seeing how pale the bozo looked, Satoru chuckled darkly... before leading you and your son away from the crowd, with one arm possessively around your waist.

Epilogue

"I'm sorry— I'm sorry, okay!?"

Satoru looked down at his son in utter hopelessness, as the little boy refused to be held by him, looking at him with teary, resentful eyes, and backing away from him in his playpen.

Can babies hold a grudge? Satoru didn't know, but his son definitely was not happy with him, and he couldn't think of any other explanation other than his sin against him back this afternoon.

"I've bought you mochi ice cream!" he opened his palm to reveal the treat. "Don't you want some? Papa will give you some, yeah?"

Baby looked skeptical now, and at that moment, he resembled you so much—accusing eyes, pursed lips, exactly like the expression you would pull when you were unsure of what Satoru might do next. He almost chuckled at the resemblance, feeling giddy.

"C'mon, forgive me, yeah?" he patted his son's little beanie and offered his hand for him to take, eyes crinkling in fondness. "Now, here comes your treat, come closer?"

Your baby crawled closer, seemingly accepting him, and Satoru was all smiles, until—

Whack!

It happened in a flash. He could have avoided it, but he was too taken aback. The pain exploded in his jaw, so intense that he grunted loudly.

"What the—?! You... you—! You kicked me— in the face!"

[cuddlebugmonster]

DONNIE OUR TRASHCAN JUST GAVE BIRTH !!!!! XD

Imagine if Donnie didn't find the egg and a while later a baby just pops out of the trash

She is determined to come into the world with a bang. to her skull.