#Effin' Birds

[ohneweiterebedeutung]

#Clubfandasein

[sociallyawkwardsailor]

BEHOLD.  My planner.

Let’s see how long it takes for an officer to be upset about it.

[effinbirds]

Last 2024 appearances, plus online store changes

Howdy, bird friends.

I'll be appearing in Madison WI, Cincinnati OH, Toronto ON, Minneapolis MN, and New York City, NY to close out my 2024 tour. Come see me, get your 2025 calendars (I'll write mean things on your birthday), and grab some Effin' Birds swag that will no longer be sold in my online store. (And if you would like me to show up to your local event, tell the show how much you'd like to see me there -- that's far more effective than me telling them that they should spring for my plane ticket and hotel room.)

Store Changes

I shut down my Canadian shipping point earlier this year, and I'll be shutting down the one in the US when the inventory is gone. And some of it is moving very fast, so don't miss out.

I'll still have an online store, but it will be only on-demand items like mugs, t-shirts and prints. Things that I have to manufacture in bulk like my Hawaiian shirts, enamel pins, and trading cards will now only be available at my personal appearances. They were just too expensive to warehouse and ship.

So it's an online last call for these beauties! Grab them while you can.

[mafaldaknows]

[reelaroundthedavekan]

It's a damn shame that the vast majority of tumblr doesn't get to see my posts because...

[crispy-ghee]

Yeah a lot of Larry Merch is either really bad photo collages, some of those old fashioned "ugly" caricatures, or images people traced over in illustrator. It's rough times. I've been seriously thinking of just making my own stickers or shirt or something because of it.

(Also been considering getting one of those vinyl figs but idk yet haha)

[effin-ineffability]

[modern-inheritance]

Drunk Ket ordered herself a shirt from Effin Birds and now I really really really want a drawing of Glen and Arya hanging out wearing their merch. That probably adds on another layer but oh well.

Glen would ofc wear the 'Disservice Animal' tank (which is what I got. oooo Or he'd have the 'Please Consider Therapy or Fucking Off' tank) and Arya would probably wear the 'My Therapist Says You Should Fuck Yourself' or the 'When This Shit Is All Over I'm Going to Punch You Right In The Dick' tanks.

im fucking wheezing reading through these shirts man, drunk me was on point ordering from them.

[spankerella]

[ohneweiterebedeutung]

[sociallyawkwardsailor]

I have a new cocoon! Text is "for fuck's sake" in Latin.

[effinbirds]

I'm nominated for a Webby Award! Your votes can secure me a shiny trophy and a nice dinner! I'm up against Jimmy Fallon, and that man has a TV show, so it's gonna be tough to win this category!

But it's possible with your help. Please get your voting fingers ready and vote for Effin' Birds.

Does Jimmy Fallon give you comics like this?

[mafaldaknows]

Instagram: effinbirds

There’s an Effin Bird for every occasion

[reelaroundthedavekan]

TGIF

[its-all-down-hill]

[gramarobin]