#Edward Teach/Israel Hands

[carrymelikeimcute]

Blackhands lyrics that fuck up my insides

I’m gonna haunt you in your head The things we did The last words I said Go life your life F**k your goodbyes If you’re gonna leave, Leave me for dead

Just cut me up Throw me away I’ll let you get on with your day Just keep on walking I’ll be here rotting baby

'Leave me for dead' - Gayle

People say I’m jealous but my kink is watching you

Ruin your life You losing you mind You dying your hair People say I’m jealous but my kink is watching you crashing your car You breaking your heart You thinking I care People say I’m jealous but my kink is karma

'My kind is karma' - Chappell Roan

Was it more appeasing when I was just pleasing? I look good on my knees Sucks you’re never gonna get me back again When I got healthy, did that make you hate me? And now, I’m never losing sleep I’m over it.

This is how I learn to say no Take your pretty words and go choke

'This is how I learn to say no' - Emeline

So give me your worst excuses any reason to stay Give me your lips that taste of her I’d kiss them again I’d rather you walk all over me than walk away Give me the worst of you, coz I want you anyway

'Worst of you' - Maisie Peters

Grab your sword, you might just need it 'Cause I'm not afraid of cheatin' Oh, I hate to tell you this way But villains aren't born Darlin', they're made

'Villains aren't born (they're made)' - Peggy

The capillaries in my eyes are bursting If our love died, would that be the worst thing? For somebody I thought was my saviour You sure make me do a whole lot of labour The calloused skin on my hands is cracking If our love ends, would that be a bad thing? And the silence haunts our bed chamber You make me do too much labour

'Labour' - Paris Paloma

[vroomvroomwee]

Izzy lying to Stede saying he stabbed his painting to spare his feelings and make him think Ed was still a good person and didn't want to cause him any harm while being in unimaginable pain and barely conscious from having a limb amputated without any anesthesia all after being the reason they basically broke up in the first place. little man, you are so weird I want to study you under a microscope

[flynnandsteel]

I have not been the same since Zheng Yi Sao became a character in our flag means death. It means so much to me that pirate-related media is representing her more because I never would have known about her and she is too cool to be forgotten.

For years pop culture either portrayed her as the racist "submissive asian woman" stereotype or ignored her completely. It's infuriating. Now though we have a strong portrayal of her in both doctor who and our flag means death!! Let me tell you a few things about the rightfully named "Pirate queen".

On average, most pirates died 2 years after starting piracy. Edward Teach died after two years, Stede Bonnet died after one and Israel Hands impressively died around 8 years after starting, all executed. Our pirate queen died at 68 after a successful 9 year career. In fact, she only stopped because she was made to surrender and lived the rest of her years in effective retirement.

She inherited her late husbands pirate fleets and at one point commanded around 1,800 ships. Blackbeard is believed to have a maximum of 5- likely because he didn't get along with people well enough to amass enough crews to run them. She had the largest fleet in history.

Zheng Yi Sao was a leader and undoubtedly one of the most successful pirates ever and yet we dare to forget her.

[blakbonnet]

actual scene from the show that was cut

[verkomy]

the best I could

you can get a print here: inprnt! 

[whats-mine-is-hers]

s3ep1 leaked footage (real)

[edsrosetattoo]

[xillyxysblog]

Criteria to become a babygirl are as follows:

Be a middle aged man

Be mentally unstable

Be gay

Cry

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

sometimes i think abt the fact that i watched ed put a gun in his first mate’s hand and say “please kill me. please for the love of god please fucking shoot me. i am begging you to kill me i can’t do this shit anymore” and his first mate’s response was to laugh hysterically and say “do it yourself you fucking pussy” and i’m amazed that i’m still alive. how did i survive watching that shit at like 4am on a thursday in october.

[toboldlymuppet]

horror and remorse,

my love, i am sorry

[laniidae-passerine]

Our Flag Means Death Season 2 Episodes 4 + 5 Reductress Headlines

[volkradugiart]

[psychic-waffles]

It seems to me that the dead only return for love or for revenge. Who did you come back for?

[whats-mine-is-hers]

*proceeds to create the most discombobulating crossover the human mind could possibly imagine*

[irlplasticlamb]

best i could.

prints + merch + commission info

[azadael]

Izzy is so me, when I

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