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City of Men (2007)
Director - Paulo Morelli, Cinematography - Adriano Goldman
#scenesandscreens#City of Men#Paulo Morelli#douglas silva#Darlan Cunha#jonathan haagensen#Rodrigo dos Santos#Camila Monteiro#Naima Silva#Eduardo Piranha#Luciano Vidigal#pedro henrique#Cidade dos Homens#Adriano Goldman
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Quente como o inferno
Na årea das piscinas do colégio, Jonas conta para Hiago sobre a reaparição de Laura.
[Hiago]- puta que pariu, mano! CĂȘ vai ser pai!
[Jonas]- cara, eu não tÎ acreditando até agora, sério.
[Hiago]- Ă©, pode ser um caozĂŁo da Laura, a gente sabe que ela era mĂł piranha quando cĂȘs ficavam.
[Jonas]- mas por outro lado é paia eu largar ela nessa situação, mano. Vou ter que seguir dando apoio e ajudando financeiramente no que ela precisar até esse moleque nascer e a gente fazer um exame.
[Hiago]- Ă©, meu bom...cĂȘ tĂĄ levemente fodido.
[Jonas]- ontem eu até zoei com a Joyce falando que ia abrir um Onlyfans pra ganhar uma grana, mas tÎ pensando seriamente nisso.
[Hiago]- uiii, vai mostrar a giromba agora.
[Jonas ri]- sai fora, viado. SĂł mostro pagando. Mas e vocĂȘ? Conseguiu seguir a Gabizinha?
[Hiago]- segui e vou te mostrar umas fotos que cĂȘ vai ficar de cara.
Hiago pega o celular e mostra as fotos dos beijos entre Edmundo e Gabriel.
[Jonas]- caraca!
[Hiago]- se essas fotos vazarem, Ă© cadeia na certa, filhĂŁo.
[Jonas]- mas e aĂ, o que vocĂȘ pretende fazer?
Enquanto isso, Eduardo vai até a direção e nota Odete estranha.
[Eduardo]- bom dia, meu bem! Me desculpe ter aparecido sĂł agora, mas tive que aplicar prova em duas turmas.
[Odete]- bom dia. Ă, eu...tava aqui resolvendo umas coisas tambĂ©m.
[Eduardo]- quĂȘ que foi? Muito B.O.?
[Odete]- nĂŁo. Nada novo sob o sol.
[Eduardo]- entĂŁo por que tĂĄ com essa cara?
[Odete]- Eduardo, eu vou ser bem franca com vocĂȘ. A Suzana hoje veio aqui mais cedo e me contou que ouviu uma conversa sua com o Edmundo. Sobre mim.
[Eduardo]- ah, era só o que faltava agora. Vai ficar dando ouvidos pra Suzana? à sério isso?
[Odete]- ela não mentiria pra mim, somos amigas. Me diz a verdade. De que vingança estavam falando?
Vicente e Lilo se beijam em um dos corredores da escola.
[Vicente]- amor, vocĂȘ sabe que se continuar assim, eu nĂŁo vou resistir e nĂłs vamos trepar aqui mesmo.
[Lilo]- pois Ă© isso mesmo que quero (risos). VocĂȘ sabe que amo um fetiche.
[Vicente]- deixa de ser sem vergonha porque eu sou uma mulher de famĂlia. Vou ao banheiro rapidinho, vigia minhas coisas pra mim.
[Lilo]- nĂŁo vou vigiar, quero ir junto.
[Vicente ri]- para com isso. JĂĄ volto.
Vicente se afasta e Lilo nota uma notificação no celular do namorado. à Clarice.
[Clarice via WhatsApp]- amigooo! VocĂȘ viu que postaram a apresentação da OlĂvia VerĂŁo no Youtube?
Lilo se assusta ao ler a mensagem.
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A carnivorous plant by Eduardo DomĂnguez Santillana.
Check out my âHalloweenâ tag for more spooky art.
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Newly translated letters offer indigenous take on Brazilâs bloody birth
Dutch-Portuguese war of 1645 split the Potiguara people but their leadersâ correspondence across battle lines has finally been translated from Tupi
[Image description: photograph of an illustration of a Brazilian indigenous woman, child, and man.]
In 1645, a bloody war raged between Dutch settlers and the Portuguese empire over the sugar plantations of north-east Brazil.
Trapped on either side of the conflict were the Potiguara, a powerful indigenous nation whose leaders penned a series of letters in the Tupi language, enticing their relatives to defect across enemy lines.
Now, a painstaking new translation of the correspondence has been hailed as a âhuge achievementâ in casting new light on these unique sources written by a native people.
The forthcoming publication is the fruit of 30 years of work by Eduardo de Almeida Navarro, a specialist in classical indigenous languages at the University of SĂŁo Paulo.
âItâs hugely exciting to be able to make this contribution to the history of my country,â said Navarro.
The letters were first uncovered in the Dutch archives in 1885, but the texts were blotted and jumbled. Many words were not in existing glossaries of Tupi, which gives us words like piranha and jaguar. In 1906, one frustrated translator called the letters âgenuine enigmasâ.
Navarro spent decades compiling a comprehensive ancient Tupi dictionary, drawing on the accounts of French traders and English buccaneers. This helped him fully translate the letters, revealing the desperate efforts of the Potiguara chiefs to save their people from destruction.
âWhy,â wrote Felipe CamarĂŁo, a Potiguara captain fighting for Portugal, âdo I make war against people of our own blood? ⊠Come to me and I will forgive you. I will make you one with your ancient culture again. Those that stay there will be destroyed.â
Navarroâs work has been applauded among the 20,000 Potiguara still living in the north-eastern Brazilian state of ParaĂba.
âFor us, itâs a huge achievement,â said Pedro KaâAguasu Potiguara, a teacher from Ibicoara. âThe letters are full of details and information, and very important for our people.â
Continue reading.
#brazil#politics#indigenous#history#brazilian politics#indigenous history#mod nise da silveira#the guardian got downgraded in media bias fact check but this news is corroborated by brazilian scholarly sources#potiguara people
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FELIZ CUMPLEAĂOS!!!!
Rex and Quetzalcoatl had a pair of twins that they cared for very much. A girl named Maria, and a boy named Eduardo.
The twins were born on the 25th of September, and that date had arrived so it was time to celebrate their birthday!
In the morning, Mari was peacefully asleep.
Mari: *SNOOOOOOORE!*
Quetz, softly: mijaaaaaaa....
Mari: mmm....!
Quetz: mijaaaaaaa.....!
Mari, sleepily: mama..... I wanna..... sneeeeep......!
Quetz: but mija, it's your birthday today....!
Mari: hmmm.....
Quetz: did you hear me, mija?
Mari: *grumble* ok..... *sigh* I'm getting up already.
Mari got up, still very tired.
Mari: Da hell's my glasses?
Quetz handed her her glasses.
Mari: gracias....
Quetz: you should probably hurry, everyone else is already getting ready.
Mari: who the hell is everyone else?
Quetz: just the rest of the family.
Mari: hmmmm.... okay...... was worried I'd have to deal with a party.....
Quetz: don't worry, we know you don't enjoy those. It'll be just the family.
Mari: good....
After some time getting ready, Maria went out into the living room.
Mari, while yawning: ok.... how long will it take to get there again?
Rex: uh... not too long, maybe an hour or so on the serpent.
Ed: still crazy how fast he can be.
Quetz: well of course my familiar would be fast! It'd be a bit disappointing otherwise.
After a bit of time getting ready, the family went outside to see Quetz's pterosaur outside ready to go!
Quetz: ok everyone! Get on!
The family got onto the large flying reptile.
Rex: ok then. Now just a simple invisibility spell so we're not spotted on our way there.
Ed: radar won't work either right?
Rex: right, I've got everything covered, Mijo.
After that, the beast took off!
After some time in the air, their destination was in sight: Mexico City!
Ed: wow!
Mari: such a massive city.
Quetz: ah, it's been too long since we've been here.
Finally the pterosaur landed and they got off to go out into the city!
Rex: man, this place brings back memories!
Ed: so, where to first anyways?
Quetz: it's up to you guys
Mari: breakfast!
Rex: ok yeah, should probably eat first
*stomachs were growling*
The family went to a nice restaurant for their breakfast.
Quetz: mija, those are a lot of pancakes...
Mari: si, and?
Rex: your mother is just a bit concerned for you is all.
Mari: hmmm, sounds unnecessary.
Rex: also Ed, is that enough bacon?
Ed: hmmm.... maybe.
After breakfast, there were still many things that could be done.
First thing, was visiting the old site of Teotihuacan.
Quetz: *sigh* it's been a very long time.....
Mari: looks kinda.... decrepit.
Rex: kinda par for the course with old ruins and shit.
Ed: ....is there a ball court?
Quetz: si, but I doubt we're allowed to play these days.
Ed: awww....
Next stop, was the Aquarium.
Mari: Shork
Ed: Shork
Rex: ya real fascinated by those sharks huh?
Quetz: don't ya wanna see the penguins?
Ed: Penguins?!?!
Rex: also piranhas.
Mari: PIRANHAS?!?!?!
Next was the Zoo
Rex: mi corazon, it's just a random Jaguar. There's no need to cause a scene.
Quetz: I CAN SEE MY STUPID BROTHER TAUNTING ME THROUGH IT'S EYES!!!!
Mari: MamĂĄ, not every Jaguar is Tio Tez.
Ed: we're gonna get kicked out if you don't stop.....
Rex: really hope there aren't any spiders too.
Another fun site, was the museum.
Ed: so..... this is Piedra del Sol?
Quetz: si
Mari: but... so is your noble phantasm?
Quetz: si
Ed: ....how does that work?
Rex: don't ask too many questions about this kinda stuff. You'll get it eventually.
Finally, it was getting a bit late. So it was time to return home.
Mari: we getting the presents now?!?!?
Rex: si, si. You relax will ya?
Ed: you already know she can be a bit greedy.
Quetz: it's better that you try to relax that, Mija.
When they finally got home, a Large assortment of presents were waiting for them.
Mari: Hell yeah!
Ed: hmmmmmm......
Mari: let's see.... which one first....
Mari first grabbed one with.... very unique wrapping, eyes and other odd things decorated the paper.
When she unwrapped it, what was inside was a plush wolf
Mari: AAAWWW!!!
Ed, opening a similar box, got a plush Narwhal.
Ed: oooooh!
And the horn started to glow
Ed: huh
Rex: ....that's a sword
Quetz: it's definitely a sword
Mari: also, my plush smells poisonous.
Rex: well.... that's par for the course for your Tia Quinny.
Next were.... slot machines?
Ed: so we just... pull them?
Quetz: I guess so?
The twins pull the levers of the slot machines.
The machines spun their slots for a time, until finally stopping on 3 symbols that looked like present boxes. Then out of the machines, popped out tickets for both kids.
Mari: oh
Ed: huh
From Mari's popped out VIP tickets to a Music Festival.
Mari: POG
And from Ed's popped out, a soccer season pass.
Ed: oh word?!
And finally, matching tickets for the two, for "5 hours of use of the Mooncell" from BB
Mari: ......
Ed: .......
Quetz: well that sure is.... interesting.
After that, was another box. Wrapped in blue wrapping paper. The two unwrapped it, and inside were two gecko eggs. Along with incubators and everything necessary to raise lizards. With a lil tag saying "from Calamity" (Chalchiuhtlicue)
Mari: LIZARD
Ed: they're cute!
Next were two VERY big gifts wrapped in bone patterned wrapping.
Mari: gimme!
After Mari unwrapped the gift, what she found was a VERY large obsidian Hammer.
Mari: ah hell yeah!
SLAM
Ed: damn.... ok.
For Ed, was a large Obsidian Club.
Ed: oh fuck, ok.
Rex: there a reason Xolotl decided to give such gifts?
Quetz: good question.....
Then a very deep and loud *CROAK* was heard
Ed: FROGE
Then hopping out, was a very VERY large bullfrog. About a foot and a half in length!
Ed: OH HE'S A LARGE LAD!
Mari: damn.
Rex: mija, look behind that tree.
Mari: hmm?
When Mari looked, she saw a Huge car! Modeled after the Batmobile!
(Tho, with bat theming replaced with skulls)
Mari: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
After latching onto the car, Mari was very happy.
Mari: finally.......! I can drive!
Quetz: can we trust her with that?
Rex: we'll play it by ear.
And in a small package near the center of the pile. Was a first aid kit, with a note.
"Happy birthday you two, hope you enjoy the car and frog. And don't forget to stay safe with the first aid kit love, Florence, Julius and Eva."
Mari: awwww.....
Ed: so sweeet....
There were many other presents from friends and family alike, more toys, clothes, even laptops too.
Then it was finally time for Rex and Quetz's presents for the kids.
Boom
Mari: the hell?
Then, out of the trees of the nearby jungle, came a large animal. A dinosaur known as Giganotosaurus.
Mari: oh...!
The creature stomped up to the family, until it stopped in front of Mari.
Mari: holy crap.....
Rex: now you have your own divine familiar too, Mija!
Mari: oh shit!
Quetz: si, wasn't sure why you didn't get one the same time as Ed's Pliosaur, but now we got you one!
Mari: finally!
Quetz: and for Mijo, it may not be as big. But since you already got your Pliosaur. We got you this instead.
In Quetz's hands, was what looked to be an electric eel. Tho it glittered with green sparkles, not unlike that of jade.
Ed: whoa, he's an odd lil guy.
Rex: he's very special too. He's not just any electric eel. But a divine construct at that!
Quetz: si, his name is Onotlachin. The storm fish.
Ed: hot damn!
Ed held the lil guy in his hands, and felt the energy within the fish. It also seemed perfectly fine without water.
Ed: he's amazing, gracias!
Mari: si! Gracias for this!
Rex: no problem you two!
Quetz: si, anything for mis hijos!
A/N: and there's the birthday story. Sorry it came out a bit late. Things happened irl. Hopefully everyone likes it! And the festivities can still continue on throughout the weekend and even longer if anyone wants to celebrate with us.
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zetaflash: a first date?
hellooo iâm slowly getting to requests because Iâve been really busy! I never expected to receive so many requests and prompts LOL. Iâm trying to fill them in accordance with Zetaflash week so letâs hope I can keep this up haha.
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Bringing Bart to an aquarium for a first date was equal parts endearing and absolutely exhausting.
It just so happened that a couple of days ago, Eduardoâs father had received two complimentary tickets to the Central City Aquarium from a generous patron of the Metahuman Youth Center. He couldnât go due to an influx of work, so he left them on Edâs desk for his son to use.
âWhat are these?â Bart asked, picking up the tickets. Heâd come over for video games and good company when the shiny tickets caught his eye.
âOh, just tickets to the aquarium in Central City. You know, the huge tourist trap?â Ed replied, throwing his backpack onto the bed.
âTourist trap or not, Iâve never been to an aquarium.â Bart sighed dreamily. He put the tickets down. âIt seems crash.â
âGet out of here. Never?â Edâs eyes widened. He wasnât planning on going, because he had been there on a couple of school trips already, and it wasnât exciting past a certain age.
âWell, Iâve been to Atlantis on a couple missions but I wasnât allowed to leave the Bio-Ship âcause my body wasnât suited for the depths or whatever.â Bart crossed his arms. âLagoon Boy, MâGann, and Kaldur got to swim around and all I was allowed to do was to keep watch.â
âThat was probably for the best, dude. The pressure at those depths is probably insane.â Ed chuckled, picking up the tickets. Bart had already situated himself on his beanbag, fiddling with the controls. While Bart messed around with the settings, Ed realized this was the perfect opportunity to get Bart alone on a date, with little to no interruptions. Heâd been dancing around the idea for a while, but he never had the time or the means to act on the feelings that had been budding in his chest for months, now. And while he wasnât entirely confident that Bart felt the same way, their interactions definitely felt more than friendly at times. This was the golden opportunity to figure out if Bart had felt the same way- and he wasnât about to let it go.
âDo youâŠwant to go?â
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The answer, of course, was a quick and enthusiastic yes. And just like that, their first real date outside of mission stakeouts and group hangouts was at the Central City Aquarium.
They were greeted by a big array of tropical fish as they entered. Bart was already on cloud nine, and they hadnât even explored the place properly. As they passed by various penguins, eels, and crabs, Bart made sure to give each and every animal an energetic greeting and a proper look-over. He laughed and cheered at the various tricks displayed at the sea lion show, gleefully mentioning the time Garfield beat up Condiment King as a sea lion. He pat the turtles gently and commented sarcastically on their slow speed. He imitated the guppiesâ facial expressions by bringing his cheeks together and puckering his lips. He imitated the penguinsâ strange waddling, and all the while Ed couldnât help but laugh at how silly Bart looked- and how endearing it all was.
âHey, do you think the dolphins like being in the tanks?â Bart knocked on the glass as they passed the bottle-nosed dolphins. They were on their way to the special Underwater Beauties exhibit, but they kept getting sidetracked by Bartâs inability to walk past anything without making a comment. Ed grabbed his hand and guided him away from the glass, noticing the dolphin swimming away.
âNo, but they probably donât appreciate the tapping, either.â he said, pointing to the âDO NOT KNOCK ON THE GLASSâ sign that Bart had overlooked.
âItâs nice to look at them and all, but I canât imagine itâs super ethical.â Bart tapped on his chin thoughtfully, then turned to Ed with a mischievous grin.
âLetâs break them out. Be my lookout.â
âWhat? No.â
âYâknow, Prison Break-style? With your powers and mine, we can release them back into the wild. You and I can be the Robin Hoods of the dolphin world.â
âBart, we are not-â Ed lowered his voice, glancing around to see if any security guards were listening. âWe are not stealing these dolphins from the tank.â
âWhy not? Look at them, theyâre too smart to be stuck in these tiny tanks.â Bart pouted.
âEven if we could somehow get into the tanks, they weigh like, 200 pounds. I can barely bench 180.â Ed rolled his eyes. âPlus, theyâve been bred in captivity way too long to be released back into the wild at this point.â
Bart sighed. âTrue.â
They passed by the dolphin exhibit into the stingray exhibit, where a group of children were sticking their hands in the water to touch the stingrays.
âCan we go do that?â Bartâs eyes lit up excitedly. Ed shrugged in agreement, but Bart didnât even wait for his reaction to zoom to the station and plant himself next to a couple of elementary schoolers who had their hands in the tank.
âHow do you do this? Do you just stick your hand in?â Bart asked the girl next to him. The girl giggled at Bartâs childlike curiosity.
âYeah! Theyâre like dogs and they love being pet! But you have to be real still, or else they wonât come to you.â
âOh man, I donât know if I can be still enough for them to come to me.â Bart rolled up his sleeves and carefully dunked his hand into the water, waiting for one of the many gray stingrays to come. Ed walked over to Bart; he didnât want to touch the stingrays but it was funny to watch them actively avoid Bartâs hand and swerve around to be pet by the younger children.
âYouâve gotta be still, hermano.â Ed said, leaning down.
âI am!â Bartâs vibrations made ripples in the water, repelling the stingrays.
âThatâs not still,â The girl pointed out. Ed couldnât help but laugh at Bartâs consternation.
âStiller than that.â Ed rolled up his own sleeve and put his hand over Bartâs to calm the speedsterâs shaky hand motion. As soon as Bart calmed his hand, Ed retracted his, not wanting to linger for more than he should have. He didnât notice Bartâs ears turning red, however, because the moment Bartâs hand stilled, a stingray meandered its way underneath Bartâs palm to be pet. Bartâs smile widened and he stroked the stingray carefully.
âFinally!â he said.
âSee, you just had to be a little patient.â Ed nodded.
âUgh, but itâs all slimy and wet. Not the most pleasant sensation.â Bart got up with a grimace, quickly wiping his hand on his jeans.
âMakes sense, no?â Ed followed suit. But Bart was already on his way to the piranha area, attention grabbed by the âFEED MEâ signs.
âDude, Iâve always wanted to feed piranhas!â Bart said, grabbing a handful of piranha food and looming over the tank.
âWait, be careful!â Ed dashed over, realizing Bart was leaning a little too close into the tank for comfort. âTheyâll bite-â
It was too late. Bart released the food into the water, and a bunch of piranhas jumped up. His hand was close enough for one lucky piranha to latch on. Bart yelped, shaking his hand to get the piranha off his finger.
âJesus, Bart!â Ed gently brought Bartâs finger up to inspect the damage. He was bleeding, but the wound was already fixing itself. The nip was strong, but was no match for Bartâs accelerated healing. An employee came dashing over, and Bart hid his hand away to hide the fact that his accelerated healing was already doing its job. After a rushed excuse, the two made their way into the big archway of tropical fish separating the rest of the aquarium from the special exhibit.
âMan, you have to be more careful. That was a close one,â Ed sighed.
âSorry. First time feeding piranhas, got a little too excited.â Bart grinned sheepishly. He glanced at the hand Ed was holding to get them out of the area, and Ed noticed too, detaching himself from Bart.
âWell, good thing you heal fast.â Ed coughed, feeling his cheeks beginning to flush.
âSo, uh, whatâs next on the map?â Bart asked, trying to dissipate the sudden bout of awkwardness.
âOh, itâs-â Ed stared at the map. âThe special exhibit, straight ahead. You wanna save this for later, or go now?â
âLetâs just go now. I wanna see whatâs so special about this special exhibit.â
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The room was dark, and sparsely filled- this was the part of the aquarium where patrons had to pay extra, and therefore it was a lot quieter than the other touristy areas. It was for good reason, however; it was a smaller room, but it was well-maintained and was truly magnificent. The luminescence from the jellyfish barely lit up the dim area, but it was enough for Ed to see Bartâs awe-filled reaction. They were surrounded by colorful, lit-up ocean creatures on all sides, and the otherwise pitch-dark room was filled with beautiful organisms. Bartâs jaw hung slack, soaking up the visuals.
âDo you like it?â Ed asked carefully, confused at Bartâs silence.
âLike it? Dude, this is so crash!â Bart exclaimed, piping down when an old woman shushed him angrily. He turned back to the tanks surrounding them. âTheyâre the prettiest things Iâve ever seen.â
âIâve seen prettier things,â Ed murmured under his breath, staring at Bartâs dimly-lit profile. Heâd seen this a couple of times already, so the magic was lost on him- but to Bart, this was a one-of-a-kind experience. And watching his crush look up at the colorful jellyfish was another experience altogether.
âLike what?â Bart asked, turning. He hadnât expected Bart to hear.
Ed wanted so badly to respond truthfully, to say, âYou. Youâre such a sight for sore eyes.â But he was just a teenager with no smooth moves or confidence in him whatsoever, so he responded with a simple, âJustâŠsome things.â
Bart smiled. âCome to think of it, I think Iâve seen prettier things, too.â
âYeah?â
âYeah. Like you.â Bart poked his finger into Edâs chest playfully.
Ed raised his eyebrows, surprised as all Hell at Bartâs forwardness.
âP-pretty-â he sputtered.
âI guess prettyâs not the right word, huh?â Bart said. âHandsome? Guapo, as Jaime puts it?â
âWait, hold up.â Ed waved his hand in front of him, flustered. âIâŠâ
âOh.â Bartâs face fell; Ed could tell even in the darkness. âSorry, I thought-â
âNo, youâre not-â
âI just thought that-â
âIâm serious, youâre-â
âThat maybe you felt the same way-â
âI wasnât- wait, what?â
Bart looked up sheepishly. âI donât know, I thought we had something going on and I wasnât ever sure until you asked me to go to the aquarium. I thought this was a date. That you felt the same way about me.â
Ed opened his mouth, then closed it.
âSorry, Iâm making things weird, arenât I? Letâs just pretend-â
âNo, it is!â Ed grabbed Bartâs hand for the third time that day, this time with more force. âA-and youâre right. I do feel the same way.â
âReally?â Bart perked up again, relieved.
âYeah. I just didnât know if I could call this a date, or if you ever felt the same, âcause, yâknow.â
âWhat?â
âYouâre just super friendly with everyone.â Ed shrugged.
Bart huffed. âBut I thought I made it obvious that I liked you. I gave you half of my giant cookie the other day!â
âIâŠdidnât know that was supposed to be a sign that you liked me.â
âWell, it was.â
âNow we know.â Ed smiled. This time, he didnât let go of Bartâs hand; rather, he laced their fingers together.
âYeah.â
The two observed the jellyfish for a few more moments before Bart got restless again.
âAh, well, this was crash, but I kinda wanna get back to the piranhas for biting me.â Bart tugged on Edâs hand. âCome with?
Ed laughed. âI donât think I have a choice.â
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ESSE MOMENTO FOI INESQUECĂVEL NA MINHA VIDA, POIS FIQUEI RINDO IGUAL UMA HIENA LENDO ESSE TRECHO NO ĂNIBUS E, EM SEGUIDA, VENDO (PARA CRER) O VĂDEO NO YOUTUBE:
"Popular exaltado legĂtimo foi aquele que, em abril do ano passado, apoquentado com as enchentes que mataram mais de 200 pessoas no Rio de Janeiro, ficou preso no trĂąnsito e foi entrevistado por um repĂłrter de televisĂŁo (o vĂdeo estĂĄ no YouTube). Ele começa pelo âgovernador SĂ©rgio Cabral, com aquela cara de tartaruga TouchĂ©, falando que o Rio Ă© uma cidade maravilhosaâ.
Vai em cima do prefeito: âIsto aqui Ă© um engodo, uma cidade governada por milĂcias, traficantes e vagabundos. Meu carro, com o IPVA em dia, estĂĄ enchendo dâĂĄgua, e cadĂȘ aquele f*&%p do Eduardo Paes?â
Volta-se contra o entrevistador: âE vocĂȘs, da imprensa, ficam lĂĄ tirando fotinha dele, âAi, Eduardo Paes, Choque de Ordem, tirou da rua o camelĂŽ, multou o carrinho que estava na calçadaâ. Agora, cadĂȘ a Guarda Municipal?â
E delira: âA gente paga imposto para sustentar Daniel Dantas e Eike Batista. F*&%-se o Eike Batista, que estĂĄ f*&#@&o uma piranha que cobra mil reais a hora. F*&%-se a Nicole Bahls, que estĂĄ d%@&o pro filho do Eike Batista. F*&%-se se a Britney Spears estĂĄ grĂĄvida de um cavalo. Eu quero saber quem vai pagar o prejuĂzo do meu carro, tĂĄ?â
E vem a apoteose: âEssa coisa fascista de dizer que a gente mora numa cidade maravilhosa, isso aĂ Ă© uma falĂĄcia criada por aquela bicha enrustida do Tom Jobim, prĂłcer da ditadura que cantava assim: âIpanema Ă© tĂŁo legal, o meu pai Ă© general.â EntĂŁo Ă© isso aĂ: F*&%-se a bossa nova, f*&%-se o SĂ©rgio Cabral tartaruga TouchĂ© e f*&%-se o Eduardo Paes.â
E conclui o depoimento com um agradecimento ao repĂłrter: âOlha, vocĂȘ me curou de um cĂąncer agora.â
DĂĄ vontade de aplaudir.â
- BARBARA, Vanessa. O Louco de Palestra.
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O que vocĂȘ faz?
Sou enfermeiro.
Que profissĂŁo linda.
VocĂȘ acha?
LĂłgico, ainda mais agora, a pior das pandemias nos assolou e senĂŁo fossem vocĂȘs, como estarĂamos hein?
O COVID ainda esta ai.
Eu sei, por isso sempre ando com minha mĂĄscara.
Faz bem, garoto inteligente.
Mora por perto?
OlhaâŠâŠâŠâŠ.
Eduardo, pode me chamar de EdĂș.
EdĂș acho que nĂŁo te disse, sou casado.
Amizades são proibidas também?
NĂŁo, claro que nĂŁo, entĂŁo somos amigos?
A quase vinte minutos. Risos. O celular de Dan toca e ele atende, logo se despede do rapaz e segue de volta para casa, no caminho encontra Eurico.
Por que nĂŁo me esperou, queria andar com vocĂȘ?
Eurico, o que faz aqui na rua?
Vim te procurar, te buscar, sequestrar meu grande amor.
Bobo. Um beijo sela o encontro ali.
Vamos pra casa?
Sim meu amor. O casal segue sorridente, mau sabendo Dan que Eurico viu ele com o rapaz ali na pracinha e fez fotos e micro vĂdeo. 150722........................ LĂș liga para Gomes e lhe passa o recado de Helena, ali na cantina ela lava o piso do refeitĂłrio, terminado ela tranca a cozinha e vai ao relĂłgio de ponto.</code></pre></li>Por hoje chega. Bom descanso Abner. Queria ficar com vocĂȘ. Ela olha para ele em certo desacordo e sai, na calçada seu filho aguarda para irem juntos a casa. Comprou o pĂŁo, salsichas, margarina? Sim mĂŁe, tudo. EntĂŁo vamos querido. Ela coloca a bolsa na garupa da bike do filho e segue caminhando atrĂĄs ouvindo as novidades de sala do filho. Chegando em casa, percebe a porta sem trancar, entra e a sala esta toda suja, terra em todo lado, no banheiro Ă© igual e cheio de ĂĄgua. O que houve aqui? ApĂłs alguns minutos Gomes entra junto de um amigo. Gomes, que sujeira Ă© essa? Oi, trouxe o Ricardo, lembra dele, furou uns canos ai. E para arrumar tem de fazer toda essa bagunça? Tranquila baby. Ele olha para ela de forma um tanto severa, Luciana segue para o quarto, HĂ©lio olha para o pai. Vai lĂĄ no bar do LĂ©o, traz umas crevejas e duas doses no saquinho. Agora? Vai logo moleque ou quer que te lembre? Estou indo. LĂș sai do quarto jĂĄ em outra roupa. JĂĄ te disse, nĂŁo quero meu filho carregando bebidas por ai. Faz o que quiser. Ela sai e logo junta-se ao filho indo ao bar, Gomes fica sozinho. CadĂȘ o seu amigo? Foi embora, a namorada dele ligou e ele saiu. Graças, que bom por que aqui nĂŁo Ă© boteco. Gomes vai atĂ© ela e olha firme. VocĂȘ Ă© minha mulher, nĂŁo minha mĂŁe, nĂŁo te quero aqui para conselhos toscos sĂł faz tua parte de boa, tĂĄ bom? Vou colocar tudo no refrigerador. VocĂȘ Ă© minha mulher nĂŁo minha mĂŁe porra, olha sĂł a merda que vocĂȘ faz do nada. Faça o que quiser. Ali no preparo da janta, ela olha o filho fazer ligação na mesa dela, Gomes bebe a goles lentos a pinga enquanto finge assistir tv, jĂĄ esta tomado pelo ĂĄlcool quando tenta sair do sofĂĄ, cai no tapete e vomita ali, Luciana e HĂ©lio acodem ao pai que soa frio. Esta vendo Gomes, vocĂȘ nĂŁo pode beber fica sempre ruim. Cale a boca. Eles levam o homem ao banheiro, atĂ© HĂ©lio ajuda a mĂŁe a tirar a roupa do pai, deixando o homem de cueca, ele sai e Luciana dĂĄ banho no marido. De banho tomado, enrolado na toalha ela segue com ele para o quarto onde Gomes deita, ela lava a louça e fecha a casa com ajuda de HĂ©lio que depois segue para o quarto, ela toma banho e vai ao quarto. Melhorou? Sem repostas, Gomes jĂĄ perdera o efeito mais forte do ĂĄlcool, ali ela o cobre e vai a cozinha, bebe ĂĄgua, apaga as luzes e retorna ao quarto. Me diz algo, sĂł uma coisa por favor, por que ainda estou com vocĂȘ? Helena, Helena, o que foi minha pequena, quer me amar, de novo, vem piranha minha, vemâŠâŠ Luciana ouve aquilo de seu marido, ela senta ao lado da cama, sabendo que a mulher falada ali Ă© sua chefe na escola, agora nĂŁo hĂĄ mais dĂčvidas, ela Ă© traĂda. Ela apaga o abajur quando seu celular dĂĄ sinal de mensagem.
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MINADOR DO NEGRĂO âą Ao lado da Deputada Estadual Ăngela Garrote, do Prefeito Aldo Lira, fizemos uma visita ao Prefeito Josias Aprigio, que recebeu uma emenda da Deputada Ăngela Garrote e o serviço feito pelo Dnocs, alĂ©m da força das emendas do Deputado Federal Arthur Lira e do Senador Fernando Collor, onde viemos com Eduardo conferir de perto, as localidades que iram ser envolvida toda estrutura nova que serĂĄ feita na cidade de Minador do NegrĂŁo. Vem coisa nova por aĂ! O Progresso e desenvolvimento para o sertanejo e para a população Minadorense que vem junto com a administração fazendo o Governo da Reconstrução! Palmeiradosindios #Igaci #MinadordoNegrao #Carneiros #Maravilha #Alagoas #FeiraGrande #Monteiropolis #Coruripe #Arapiraca #Piranhas #MaceiĂł #Estreladealagoas #MataGrande #poçodastrincheiras (em Minador do NegrĂŁo) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ6H1MUNBT8/?utm_medium=tumblr
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a pior banda da cidade
dentro de uma garagem, Carmen se frustra apĂłs ter sido recusada por mais uma gravadora e Ă© amparada pelo seu baterista, Eduardo.
[Eduardo]: ainda chateada pelo lance da gravadora, né?
[Carmen]: sĂŁo uns filhos da puta. Na boa, mano, tĂŽ cansada. DĂĄ vontade de desfazer essa banda e, sei lĂĄ, vender minha arte na capital.
[Eduardo]: vocĂȘ tem que ser mais ambiciosa, Carmen. Ser mais persistente, vocĂȘ nĂŁo me disse que ia rolar um concurso musical que tava sendo divulgado por um grande produtor?
[Carmen]: disse.
[Eduardo]: entĂŁo. Eles podem estar atrĂĄs de vocĂȘ.
[Carmen]: nĂŁo adianta vir com esse papo, porque sei que no fundo vocĂȘ sĂł quer me comer, Eduardo. Te conheço.
[Eduardo]: eu falo porque te curto pra caralho e vocĂȘ sabe.Â
[Carmen]: tĂĄ, mas esse tal produtor tĂĄ divulgando o evento pra um grupo onde todos tĂȘm que cantar, cĂȘ tem ideia disso? NĂŁo nasci pra dividir palco, olha pra mim!
[Eduardo]: sim, vocĂȘ Ă© a Ășnica estrela, mas pra chegar no alto, tem que passar por provaçÔes.
[Carmen]: tenho medo dessas tais provaçÔes.
[Eduardo]: vai por mim. Deve ter um monte de gente na internet doida pra se juntar, sĂł pra ganhar esse concurso. AlĂ©m da grana, cĂȘ pode ganhar o estrelato. Sozinha.
[Carmen]: posso participar, mas EU tenho que ser a protagonista. A minha voz nĂŁo serĂĄ ofuscada por outras.
[Eduardo]: vocĂȘ Ă© a melhor, bebĂȘ. E sabe disso.
Enquanto isso, Pedro e Helena vão até a casa de Morgana, que faz sexo virtual com seu web namorado.
[Morgana]: isso, vai. Continua, tĂĄ tĂŁo gostoso.
[Pedro]: Morganitaaaaa! NĂłs sabemos que vocĂȘ estĂĄ aĂ!
[Morgana]: ai, porra. QUĂ QUE Ă?
[Helena]: amiga, precisamos falar com vocĂȘ, Ă© urgente!
Ao perceber que o web boy jĂĄ estĂĄ off-line, Morgana abre a porta, frustrada.
[Pedro]: tava siriricando, né, piranha.
[Morgana]: tentando, né, Pedro, nem isso eu posso fazer em paz!
[Helena]: miga, foi mal, mas Ă© muito importante.
[Morgana]: quer ver, lĂĄ vem vocĂȘs com esse papo ridĂculo de concurso.
[Pedro]: gata, o âBrilheâ serĂĄ a porta pro nosso sucesso. Conseguimos mais dois supostos parceiros. O Arthur entrou em contato comigo e a Maria Fernanda com a Helena. Vamos encontrĂĄ-los Ă noite lĂĄ no boteco do Dengoso. VocĂȘ TEM que ir.
[Morgana]: se nĂłs nĂŁo ficarmos ricos e famosos, vocĂȘs me pagam. TĂŽ fazendo isso pra pĂŽr as mĂŁos na grana e conhecer o Ricardo, senĂŁo...
[Helena]: pois o Ricardo que aguarde, porque nĂłs vamos rodar o paĂs inteiro!
Apaixonado por Yamin, Igor se encontra com ele em uma praça e leva Natasha.
[Igor]: oi...
[Yamin]: oi. VocĂȘ Ă© o Igor, correto?
[Igor]: sim...nossa, que...bom que vocĂȘ lembrou meu nome (risos nervosos).
[Natasha]: vimos seus vĂdeos no Instagram e no TikTok e a senhora Ă© bombada, hein, bicha.
[Yamin ri]: sei que nĂŁo vieram aqui sĂł pra me elogiar.
[Igor]: Ă©. Quisemos marcar esse encontro com vocĂȘ pra te propor uma parceria.
[Yamin]: sĂ©rio? VocĂȘs tocam algum instrumento?Â
[Natasha]: nĂŁo, gato, estamos falando de uma parceria vocal. NĂŁo tĂĄ sabendo do concurso Brilhe?
[Yamin]: ixi, tĂŽ, mas isso Ă© tudo furada. Esses produtores sĂł querem nos usar como carne pro mercado e depois nos matam, artisticamente falando. Nos deixam no anonimato.
[Igor]: nĂŁo, porque com a gente serĂĄ de outra forma.
[Yamin]: ah, Ă©? Que forma?
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 OLĂ PESSOAL, COMO SEMPRE VENHO AQUI PARA AGRADECER A TODO CARINHO E DEDICAĂĂO QUE TENS NOS DADO NESSES ANOS EM QUE INICIAMOS NOSSOS TEXTOS PELAS PLATAFORMAS DIGITAIS DE LEITURA, MUITO OBRIGADO DE TODO CORAĂĂO SEMPRE.
INICIAMOS AGORA UMA NOVA EMPREITADA, LHES APRESENTO UMA NOVELA UM TANTO DIFERENTE, FAREI DE TUDO PARA QUE SUA LEITURA SEJA BOA TANTO QUANTO AS OUTRAS QUE JA TROUXEMOS A VOCĂS, COMEĂA AQUI UMA ESTĂRIA NA VIDA E NOS SEUS DESVIOS E SUCESSOS.
BOA LEITURA A TODOS E JA DE INICIO, MUITO OBRIGADO A TODOS.
PERSONAGENS E LUGARES SĂO FICTICIOS NADA TENDO RELAĂĂO A REALIDADE.
TEXTO INDICADO A MAIORES DE 16 ANOS CONTENDO TRECHOS QUE SERĂO MAIS APROPRIADOS A MAIORES DE DEZOITO.
        PROFUNDO
   DE PAULO FOG E IONE AZ.
 Outubro, 1990, Hospital de Epitåcio SP, próximo das duas da manhã, Adriana a recepcionista se aloja com seu namorado aos beijos e abraços, Sérgio sempre ali junto dela, um auxiliar de oficina mecùnica, nisso ocorre um apagão, o casal se trancara no banheiro e diante ao fato logo saem, rapidamente a energia retorna devido ao gerador que fora acionado.
 - O que foi isso?
 - Vamos voltar ao nosso assunto lå dentro, vai?
 - Pare Sérgio, é sério, se nos pegam perco o meu trabalho.
 - Tudo bem.
 Ela sente um breve ruĂdo e circunda o balcĂŁo, ali ao canto perto da porta dupla de entrada um cesto de picnic.
 - O que tem nesse cesto, como veio parar aqui, juro que não havia nada aqui antes.
 Ela se abaixa e pega o cesto colocando no balcão, Sérgio abre este.
 Uma criança recém nascida ainda tendo o umbigo preso, Adriana corre para fora å procura de quem tenha deixado aquilo, nada.
 - Meu pai do céu, e agora, como vou explicar isso.
 - Explicar o quĂȘ, Adriana?
 A moça gela ao ver na sua frente a enfermeira chefe Luciana.
 - Olhe..........
 Doutor Marcelo faz um råpido exame visual na criança quando decide por ligar as autoridades policiais.
 - Ainda não.
 - Por que Luciana?
 - Vou falar com alguém antes.
 - Doutor?
 - Mais ou menos.
 - Imagino.  Luciana sai apressada deixando o recém nascido å cargo de Adriana, Sérgio teve de ficar na recepção.
 No centro cirĂșrgico ocorre um parto em extremo risco, a mĂŁe, filha de um juiz, o seu marido, aspirante a deputado.
 - E então?
 - Esta quase.  Minutos depois nasce a criança que segundos após um breve choro vem a óbito.
 As lĂĄgrimas de todos ali faz o lugar se encher em comoção, Ă© a segunda vez que Danielle tenta ser mĂŁe, ainda jovem sofrera um acidente automobilistico que lhe fizera ter alguns problemas dentre estes o descolo do Ăștero.
 Sempre em tratamento medicinais, tudo do mais atual, conseguira obter ĂȘxito por duas vezes em engravidar, porĂ©m da primeira perdera com poucos meses de gestação e agora nasce logo depois morre.
 Simone a cunhada de Dani anda de um lado a outro no corredor, ficara incumbida de dizer a parente o que ocorrera junto do clinico ali.
 - Como vou dar essa noticia a ela?
Luciana chega ali e Simone a abraça logo em choro.
 - E agora amiga, como vou dizer a Dani que perdera outro filho, como?
 - Precisamos conversar.
 - O quĂȘ?
 Ao canto da sala junto do clinico, os familiares ouvem o que Luciana relata.
 - Mais e se a mãe aparece?
 - Muito dificil, devido as circunstùncias.
 - Serå?
 - Fica a critĂ©rio de vocĂȘs.
 - TĂĄ, nos dĂȘ uns minutos.
 Eduardo é o primeiro a aceitar a situação.
 - Por mim tudo bem.  Rodrigo o pai de Dani fecha com o genro.
 Assim sendo, o bebĂȘ morto Ă© retirado e a criança deixada ao acaso ganha um lar e uma famĂlia.
 TrĂȘs dias depois ela recebe alta, o apartamento em que ficara junto de sua mĂŁe fora cheio de flores apĂłs Dani sair do centro cirĂșrgico, ela decidira que estas ficarĂŁo na capela para agraciar o local e enfeitar a Virgem do Bom Parto.
 Adriana recebe um aumento em troca do silĂȘncio, afinal para todos os envolvidos, aquilo nunca ocorrera naquele hospital.
 Dias atuais - Allan jå é clinico geral e com com seu próprio consultório ganhado pelo pai e o avÎ, ainda por cima solteiro, mais cobiçado entre as mulheres dali e da região, alto, branco, corpo atlético, sorriso cativante, praticante de natação, judÎ, equitação.
 - Filho, vim te ver.
 - Mãe o que faz aqui tão cedo?
- Trouxe a Nalva, acredita, essa velha travou de novo.
- Acho que esta Ă© jogando ela para cima do doutor Arnaldo.
- Eu jamais, dr Arnaldo e a Nalva, nunca. Â Risos.
Nalva é a empregada de Danielle, trabalha para eles hå 35 anos, portanto sabe de tudo que se passa entre eles, inclusive do segredo que envolve a Allan, porém sempre sabendo ficar de boca fechada, enfim mantendo o sigilo que um bom profissional sempre o deve, agora sua patroa Dani, resolvera por tudo que a funcionåria solteirona tem de se casar e justo com o dr Arnaldo, ortopedista, um senhor de seus 72 anos.
 O fato é que a funcionåria gostou tanto daquilo que agora não perde a oportunidade de dar em cima do médico.
                      06102020âŠâŠâŠâŠ.
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  Luciana chega em seu apartamento, logo sente o odor de dias sem ventilação, entra no quarto todo cheio de roupas sujas, abre uma gaveta da cĂŽmoda pegando cartĂ”es e dinheiro, vai a cozinha e abre o refrigerador, nem ĂĄgua tem para beber, pega as correspondĂȘncias com o porteiro e sai para um bairro carente distante dali.
 - Irmã.
 - Oi.
 - Que bom que veio nos visitar, vou chama-lo.
 - Não precisa, quero tomar um banho, posso?
 - à só ir, o Glads pagou a conta hoje de manhã.
 - O que fizeram com o dinheiro que enviei?
 Ela entra naquela humilde casa de boa parte em madeira com cozinha e banheiro em alvenaria.
 - CadĂȘ o seu filho?
 - Esta na feira, hoje é dia de feira.
 - Ele ainda trabalha naquilo?
 - Fazer o quĂȘ, alguĂ©m tem que trazer comida para este lugar.
 Surge um homem jå idoso amparado por um andador.
 - Ainda esta vivo?
 - Ingrata.
 - O que foi velho, te mandei a grana, o que mais quer?
 - Duzentos reais, é praticamente um insulto, ter que pegar isso, esmola.
 - Devolva então.
 - Não vai tomar banho algum, aqui não.
 - Vå para o inferno.
 - Tranqueira, igual a falecida.
 - Fale o que quiser, afinal vocĂȘ Ă© o anjo disso tudo aqui.
 - Piranha.
 - Por favor vÎ, deixe ela ficar.
 - Por mim, que fique, afinal essa imundice é cria daqui, do esgoto, isso sim.
 Arlete segue com Luciana para o banheiro enquanto Lourival senta com dificuldade em sua poltrona jå quase aos cacos na sala.
 Luciana recebe de Arlete, toalha, sabonete e um pouco de xampĂș.
 - Não precisa disso tudo, vou só tomar um banho.
 De banho tomado, Luciana recebe o prato com garfo e faca, para a janta fora feito bucho bovino com batatas, arroz e feijão de corda.
 Lourival senta na espinha da mesa, Arlete serve para todos ali, um total de 8 pessoas sendo 6 crianças.
 - Ainda continua a agregar estes pivetes por aqui?
 - Não fale assim, são meus filhos sabe muito bem disso.
 - O que sei Ă© que o Ășnico Ă©..............
 Nisso a porta é aberta e parte das crianças corre até o homem que entra trazendo 2 sacos com legumes e verduras.
 - Olha vÎ, hoje eu consegui muito mais que da ultima semana.
 - Graças a Deus, querido neto, graças.
 Assim que Luciana olha para ele recebe um choque pelo corpo mais não demonstra.
 - Glads.
 - Tia, oi, que bom que veio jantar com a gente.
 - Oi.
 Ao chegar mais a claridade, ali a sua frente, o sobrinho de Luciana, vem ao abraço da tia, a mulher não esconde um certo constrangimento, porém o que realmente a magoa é a lembrança do passado.
 Arlete vĂȘ aquilo e pede ao filho que vĂĄ se limpar e depois venha jantar, o homem sai dali deixando os outros a comerem.
 Momentos depois ali em um quarto com pouca ventilação.
 - Eu percebi que vocĂȘ ainda fica um tanto........
 - Chocada, mais vai, fique de boa, nĂŁo Ă© assim que vocĂȘ diz, Arlete, seu filho ficou lindo nĂ©.
 - Meu filho.
 - Não fique ai deste jeito, logo vai começar o choro.
 - Por quĂȘ mana?
 - Foi preciso, infelizmente não deu para cria-los.
 - Mais vocĂȘ os separou e..........
 Luciana vem até a irmã e a abraça.
 - Ainda bem que sĂŁo gĂȘmeos.
 - Sim.
 Ali ao choro de Arlete, Luciana tira alguma quantia e deixa ao cuidado de Arlete.
 - Compre coisas para essas crianças.
 - Obrigado.
              07102020............
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âFui boi de piranha da Lava Jatoâ, lamenta Cunha 25 de outubro de 2019 O ex-presidente da CĂąmara Eduardo Cunha completou nesta semana trĂȘs anos na prisĂŁo. Em uma carta Ă s filhas, ele listou as angĂșstias vividas nesses 1.095 dias no cĂĄrcere. Depois de ver fracassar uma tentativa de delação e de colher uma sĂ©rie de fracassos nos tribunais, Cunha diz que foi escolhido pela Lava-Jato e pela Justiça para ser o âboi de piranhaâ do escĂąndalo de corrupção na Petrobras. âO garantismo nĂŁo pode ser sujeito a ponto que escolham quem estĂĄ morto para ser enterrado e quem estĂĄ vivo para ser salvo. A lei tem de ser para todos. NĂŁo Podemos esquecer que quando o boi de piranha Ă© comido, Ă© porque a boiada jĂĄ passouâ, escreve Cunha.
ex-presidente da CĂąmara Eduardo Cunha
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Dos arquivos de Felipe Ferrare:Â Marta Suplicy vai casar ao som de "Japa Girl" - 13/08/2001
Governador Valladares,
Finalmente a prefeita de SĂŁo Paulo resolveu arregaçar as mangas. Em seu segundo ato sentada na cadeira da mais potente cidade do Brasil (o primeiro ato aumentar as passagens de ĂŽnibus), Marta Suplicy anunciou que vai casar com aquele francĂȘs de passaporte paraguaio, que atende pela alcunha de Luis Favre. Enquanto isso, o [email protected] faz do cu pomba para sobreviver na cidade que foi toda cagada por Celso Picca e recagada por Martinha Suplicy, criadora da peruagem engajada, do par de chifres de madripĂ©rola e de Supla, a versĂŁo abarangada do jĂĄ barango pontocom, aquela tal de Billy Idol, na verdade uma vestimenta de couro cercada de merda por todos os lados, jĂĄ que Ă© sabido que o Q.I. de Billy Idol Ă© mais baixo do que o de caranguejo que a massa fodida vende ali na Baixada Fluminense perto da refinaria da PetrobrĂĄs. Pobre Supla. Diz a lenda que Marta, nos tempos em que era uma loirinha boa pra caralho, cocadinha do clĂŁ dos Matarazzo, se excedeu no caviar e foi largar o barreto na mansĂŁo de Hebe Camargo nos Jardins. Gov. my Gov., isso foi no final dos anos 50, e SĂŁo Paulo era puro glamour e atĂ© Chiquinho Scarpa tinha pau. Marta sentou na privada de acrĂlico dourado da mansĂŁo e quando julgava que o barreto estava de saĂda ouviu choro de criança. Sozinha no banheiro, constatou que acabara de parir o grande Supla, cujo nome orginial Ă© Ădipo Eletra Matarazzo Suplicy. Naquela Ă©poca, Gov. my Gov. cagar criança era moda em SĂŁo Paulo porque a semana de arte moderna de 1922, ignorada em seu tempo, venho a ser reconhecida na segunda metade da dĂ©cada de 50. E entre os picĂ”es desta semana estava Oswaldo de Andrade, pai de MacunaĂma, o herĂłi sem carĂĄter que nasceu pelo cu durante uma violenta caganeira da mĂŁe. Ou seja, Supla veio ao mundo politica e intelectualmente correto e, o que Ă© mais importante, na moda. SĂŁo Paulo tem dessas coisas, Gov. my Gov., e nascer pelo cu nĂŁo Ă© nenhum assombro naquele estranho planalto frio, poluĂdo e desajeitado como travesti de Praça XV. Gov. my Gov. gostaria de solicitar a RoNca RoNca Nation que faça uma corrente de solidariedade em torno do senador Eduardo Suplicy, personagem dos mais homenageados pelo falecido Paulo Francis que concedeu-lhe o tĂtulo de Mogadon em sua pĂĄgina "DiĂĄrio da Corte". Afinal, lento, emocionalmente gago e atĂ© claudicante existencial, Eduardo tem direito a defesa pois tudo o que Marta Ă© deve a ele, segundo rosnou Supla na Ă©poca em que ela deu um chute no cu do marido com bota de bruxinha, aquela de bico fino. Mas, temos que analisar a HistĂłria com frieza, pois nĂŁo era fĂĄcil conviver com o velho senador. Nos anais da sociedade paulistana, consta que certa vez Marta chegou em casa e encontrou Eduardo, de terno Armani, sentado na beira da cama naquela posição da estĂĄtua "O Pensador". NĂŁo quis incomodar. Mas quando se passaram 38 horas, ela chegou perto e perguntou "o que hĂĄ, querido?". O senador respondeu: "estou decidindo se peido ou cago, essa dialĂ©tica me enlouquece". Mais prĂĄtica, Marta sugeriu: "meu bem, porque vocĂȘ nĂŁo senta em nossa privada de platina boliviana e deixa o corpo decidir?". Depois de chorar e dizer "Marta, eu seria uma ameba sem vocĂȘ" o senador foi para a privada. Minutos depois, feliz, vestindo um hobby de escamas de piranha (era um exĂłtico), e fumando um cachimbo de espiral Durma Bem, Eduardo sentou-se Ă mesa de jantar e anunciou a famĂlia: "era peido....minha angĂșstia acabou". Horas depois, o casal Suplicy participava de uma festa na casa do cĂŽnsul de Uganda em SĂŁo Paulo, quando, inesperadamente, começou a chover merda no salĂŁo principal. Gov. my Gov., o senador foi peidar e errou na previsĂŁo. Com os convidados salpicados de marrom e vomitando freneticamente, Eduardo Suplicy, chorando, soltou a frase que demarcaria o seu caminho pela polĂtica: "vou cagar peido, vou peidar cago, porra Marta que merda Ă© essa?". Entre outras manias, o grande Eduardo gostava de lamber bocal de lĂąmpada levando choques violentĂssimos que o faziam delirar. Marta aguentou. Supla vestia roupa de couro, se enchia de correntes, laquĂȘ no cabelo, cara de mau, pegava a sua moto Harley Davidson e entrava na porrada na rua, voltando para casa nu, enrabado e chorando. Marta aguentou. Cheio de tiques nervosos, o Senador apareceu na televisĂŁo enfiando o dedo no cu para depois cheirar rodipiando. Marta aguentou. Mas quando Eduardo e Supla começaram a brincar de tarzĂŁ nas cordas das cortinas da mansĂŁo da famĂlia cantando "Japa Girl", Marta mijou forte e voou no colo do francĂȘs de passaporte argentino, dançarino de tango, puto profissional, conhecido em Paris como "El PicĂłn Del Jegue". Era o fim de 36 anos de casamento com Eduardo Suplicy, que foi afogar sua dor de corno no programa de Amaury Junior, aquele que tem as sobrancelhas em V. E agora, Gov. my Gov. ? SerĂĄ que o PT vai autorizar a sua Adriane Galisteu casar com Luis Favre, El PicĂłn? E Supla, vai mesmo cumprir a promessa de cantar "Japa Girl" com sua banda no altar enquanto a mĂŁe se casa na catedral da SĂ©? Gov. my Gov. vocĂȘ acredita que o senador vai cumprir a vingança de se casar com a babuĂna Bonga no Simba Safari justamente na hora da cĂłpula de Marta? E SĂŁo Paulo vai ter finalmente a CPI do lixo, mais a CPI das passagens de onibus ou tudo vai acabar em pica?????? Hein, Gov. my Gov.???????? SerĂĄ que Marta Suplicy vai mandar convites com alto relevo em ouro para a massa trabalhadora do PT?????? Ou sĂł vai sobrar para a colunista social Joyce Pascowitch??????? SerĂĄ que a Nação RoNca RoNca vai ser convidada para mais esse vexame de repercussĂŁo mundial??????? Puta merda, Gov. my Gov.!!!!
Felipe Ferrare, historiador senior, descobriu que a "Japa Girl" que inspirou Supla a compĂŽr a canção na verdade Ă© Mongol, parceiro de Oswaldo Montenegro. Articulista, escreve a biografia de Eduardo Suplicy que vai se chamar "Ele peida pela boca, fuma pelo cu e vai levando a vida na flauta". EnsaĂsta, termina a tese "Supla, o Complexo de Ădipo foi definitivamente pras picas".
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25 Best Places in Brazil
25 Best Places in Brazil
 Brazil offers a whole lot more compared to 2000 shores on its own shorelines, that may have every thing from private, mountainous regions to parties which continue all night . The wonders of this united states such as River and the Amazon rain forest are enough reason. Brazil can be renowned. Attractions which really should not be overlooked comprise the Christ the Redeemer statue, Copacabana, and also the Rio de Janeiro botanical garden.
Ariau Towers
Ariau Towers is among the earliest and greatest boutique hotels while within the Amazon. The hotel is situated deep. The hotel is now known for its lavish amenities and star guests. Visitors access into the resort with a River Boat throughout the Amazon. Once there, there are tasks for hotel guests to take part jungle and canoe excursions, moving piranha fishing, celebrating the nightlife of that the jungle, and seeing with nativesâ houses to match with them and watch how they live.
Cathedral of BrasĂlia
Brasiliaâs Isle Has Been designed by Oscar Niemeyer and Devoted to 1970. Even the Roman Catholic cathedral serves as the chair of the Archdiocese of all Brasilia. This churchâs structure brings people from throughout. Comprise the bronze sculptures which represent a bell tower, the 4 Evangelists, and a column in the entrance of the palace with passages out of Maryâs life span. There are artwork that people stained glass and could love, for example ceramic tiles from Athos.
Christ the Redeemer
Probably one of the best landmarks Christ the Redeemer, on earth can be the art deco statue. The arms of the statue extend more than 9-2 feet wide, and weights . The statue is just a cultural icon in Brazil and is a emblem of Christianity all around the globe. Visitors that go on a break to Brazil shouldnât leave with no stop at the website. There are lots of tour companies which supply background information regarding the history of the statue and also the art, though many people want to learn more about your website and may simply take one themselves.
Copacabana
Home the Bairro of all Copacabana, to the shore may be seen at Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Over 2 million people arrived at the venue yearly for the party of its New Year; the fireworks display continues to be not quite 20 seconds and is still among the greatest in the entire world. The two 1/2-mile shore has become the state place to the FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup in addition to the shore volleyball part of this Olympic Games. Visitors are encouraged to come explore a few of also the city and their very gorgeous beaches along with hills which encircle it. Most water sports and beach activities like volleyball and jet-skiing might be played through your afternoon.
Corcovado
Corcovado is your mountain that is magnificent which the Christ the Redeemer statue are available beneath . The name, that translates intoâhunch backâ in Portuguese, is a fitting one for your own mountain, even as it appears just like a hunch from afar. Corcovado is located within the park Tijuca Forest, also itâs visible from great distances to a transparent day. Visitors may access statue and the summit with the Corcovado Rack Railway, which takes approximately 20 seconds or by way of a trail. Thereâs an observation deck at the base of this statue that offers visitors the remaining environmental environment and also web sites of this city.
Elevador Lacerda
It held many world records, for example one of being the lift on the planet at 63 meters and also for being the worldâs first lift As soon as the Lacerda Elevator started in 1873. Constructed by engineer Augusto Frederico de Lacerda, individuals are transported by the Artdeco elevator into Tome de Sousa Square from Top of the City from Cairu Square from the Low City. The elevator is regarded as one the very well-known attractions in Brazil and brings people from all around the globe. At the Peak of the towers, you are able to view an Awesome view of the Fort of Sao Marcelo, and the neighboring regions, such as the Mercado Modelo, the Bay of All Saints.
Escadaria Selaron
Popularly referred to asâSelaron Measures,â Escadaria Selaron can be really actually just a couple of 215 world-famous actions which were created by Chilean-born artist Jorge Selaron. The performer, who revived the steps for almost 23 decades, called it aâtribute to the people.â The job was started by jorge for a method of adjusting the measures. The job climbed, plus it includes more than 60 nations round the globe accumulated from over 2000 bits of ceramics tiles, and mirrors. Visitors may come watch and view himself.
Flamengo Park
Considered car park and the biggest park in Rio de Janeiro, Flamengo Park goes by the titles Eduardo Gomes Park, Aterro do Flamengo, also Aterro do Brigadeiro Eduardo Gomes. The playground was made in 1965 and is. Itâs available to the general public all through the year, inviting people to explore Modernist playground gardens and the arenas. There are many sites inside the playground for people to proceed, such as the Carmen Miranda Museum, the Rio de Janeiro Museum of Modern Art, and the Modernist memorial sculpturesâMonument for the Dead of the World War II.â
Gruta Do Lago Azul
The Gruta Can Lago Azul can be a cave which houses. Itâs thought that the lakeâs water source is directly by the more profound river though it has never been validated. Visitors from all around the globe flock to watch its websites that are azure. In the base of the cave, tens of thousands of animal bones are available in the last several decades. Archaeologists are finding that which out of giant slothsâ bones into sabertooth tigers.
Ibirapuera Park
Ibirapuera Park is popularly well famous because of its walking and jogging trails and can be within Sao Paulo, Brazil. Itâs favored by tourists and locals that gather there at mornings and evenings. The playground is among the greatest city parks in Latin America, and thereâs an essential arena lots of museums and also a music hall is discovered at the location. Monuments and structures comprise the Ibirapuera Obelisk from Galileo Ugo Emendabili the Monument of Pedro Alvares Cabral from Agostinho Vidl da Rocha along with the Monument into the Bandeiras from Victor Brecheret. There are lots of events held there that people can attend, for instance, Sao Paulo Fashion Week that is favorite.
Inhotim
Modern art ministry and An garden present in Minas Gerais Inhotim can be actually just really a spot for individuals. Mining magnate Bernardo Paz who began buying plots of property to stop programmers from ruining the picture set inhotim. When contemporary artist Tunga persuaded Bernardo to begin collecting art, the garden slowly began taking shape. There are two dozen art pavilions that house a lot more than 500 pieces of art by both Native and international musicians for individuals. The garden contains over 4,500 plant species to research, for example green houses for plants.
Ipanema
Ipanema, that at the Tupi language pertains intoâawful water,â is anything but that which its name implies. The area is popular, and youâll see it is among the places Rio de Janeiro in all. Thereâs a selection of restaurants, festivals, and shops for people to peruse among the residencies. The region is a favorite for events, one which brings over 50,000 people and comprises the Banda de Ipanema, thatâs the variant of Carnival celebrations. Every Sunday, Even the Feira Hippie Ipanema began from the 1960s and continues to entice people .
Largo do Boticario
The Square of apothecary can be just really actually a square-foot in the Cosme Velho area of Rio de Janeiro. Visitors will find a gap in environment and the structure foot. There are buildings and lots of neo houses which design aficionados will cherish. One of those structures is even perhaps the Pink House, and also CA-SA Cor-de-Rosa, that was owned by journalist Sylvia Arruda. The square foot is falling into ruins, which adds a little bit of charm into the place that is historical. Nearby, you may have the ability to view historical attractions like the Abacaxis House and the Corcovado Railway.
Museum of Tomorrow
Tomorrowâs Museum is really just a science fiction museum which designed by Spanish architect and premiered in 2015. It might be located close to the Pier Maua water front. The memorial includes five exhibition areas: Earth, along with Earth, Today Cosmos. Every one of those subjects unites advanced design and science to produce an enjoyable learning experience. The memorial urges people to not give attention to items, but instead notions; that changes how people will probably consider forming the planetâs future. Perhaps one of the museumâs characteristics would be that your Tomorrow Laboratory, that targets artificial intelligence, robotics, and 3D printing.
  Parque das Aves
Parque das Aves can be. The zoo is open from 8:30 am for people to research the 40 acres of zoo property. Main attractions include the Paradise of both Parakeets the aviaries, Reptile Refuge, and the Kingdom of the Butterflies. Youâre able to get up snakes, along with tame creatures within the zoo. Since the appeal instructs in regards to the value of keeping nature and a tree within the woods, the Tree of Life can be actually just a loved ones.
Parque Lage
Entirely on This Corcovadoâs Root, Parque Lage is a park at Rio de Janeiro. The property was once also her industrialist husband Enrique Lage along with the house of singer Gabriella Besanzoni. That the mansion was re-modeled by the bunch and decorate it from all around the globe; the mansionâs inside has paintings. The park now, that you visit found be from the 1960s. Unwind from the cafe over the home or visitors are encouraged to walk the paths.
Pinacoteca do Estado de Sao Paulo
Pinacoteca do Estado de Sao Paulo can be just a art museum in Down Town Sao Paulo. It contains among the biggest collections of art and is the oldest museum in the region. Artifacts consist of amazing art and paintings and sculptures in addition to 19thcentury Brazilian and decorative arts. A few bits of artwork that people must not miss during their excursion do Estado de Sao Paulo are â The Windstorm by Antonio Parreiras, Slave by Oscar Pereira Silva, and also the Vera Alves de Lima from Cyprien Eugene Boulet.
Rio de Janeiro Botanical Garden
The Rio de Janeiro Botanical Garden was made in 1808 now houses over 6,500 species of Brazilian and foreign flora. 54 hectares are stretched more than by the garden and can be full of various stone monuments, in addition to green houses. Visitors may be in a position to learn more about the research centre, that comes with a broad library. Besides critters, the plants, and museums, youâll likewise be in a position to benefit from the events hosted at the gardens including as theatre performances, musical concerts, and festivals.
Rodrigo de Freitas Lagoon
Even the Rodrigo de Freitas Lagoon features a history the Tamoios Indians colonies occupied it. The lagoon it is surrounded with lots of appeals and activities and is connected to the Atlantic Ocean. Visitors may learn more about the landmark, and choose a walk or jog onto its own running paths, like a bike ride, shoot photographs, move rowing, or spend your evening across the lagoon in a few of countless social clubs.
Sambodromo
Sambrodomo is now a playground region built for one of the most well-known events of Rio de Janeiro. Visitors there throughout Rio Carnival may observe lights and the colors get together as samba schools. each year, the Sambodromo houses tens and thousands of tourists and sailors. Will believe it is used like a concert site include Elton John, the Rolling Stones, Bon Jovi, David Bowie, Janet Jackson, along with Whitney Houston.
SĂŁo Paulo Museum of Art
Curator and collector Pietro Maria Bardi and businessman and Fighter Assis Chateaubriand Created in 1947 the Sao Paulo Museum of Art. The headquarters of the museum have been in a 1968 concrete and glass structure created by architect Lina Bo Bardi that was Brazilian. Here, youâre going to have the ability to see among the best collections of art. Thereâs also an assortment of prints, drawings, and art in addition to African American and Asian art and antiquities. In general, you will find over 8,000 art pieces and among the most significant art libraries in Brazil for individuals to love.
Serra da Capivara National Park
The Serra de Capivara National Park is. The playground has a quantity of sites with paintings which date back centuries and centuries. Perhaps one of the internet web sites from the playground would be that your Pedra Furada, that features a group of rock paintings and over 800 websites. There is A site that is more recent Toco da Tira Peia, where archaeologists have found stone tools and artifacts which move straight back over 22,000 decades past; most belong to Pedra Furadaâs top of Pleistocene period.
The Royal Portuguese Cabinet of Reading
Readingâs Royal Portuguese Cabinet is among the libraries on earth. The library includes among the most significant collections of texts together using the novels rising three stories over the study field, beyond Portugal. Three immigrants in 18 22 who wished to talk about with you their own countryâs literature set the cabinet. The Renaissance style library that you see now was built to accommodate the number of novels. That the set increases by the thousands, Annually, and people should have the ability to see rare manuscripts on the list of numerous items and remarkable works of literature there.
Theatro Municipal
Considered among the most gorgeous & very crucial theaters in all Brazil, Theatro Municipal can be a opera house built in a style. Was inaugurated in 1909. Visitors should have the ability to find characteristics of the stunt home that is magnificent, for instance, surface walls, which can be inscribed with the titles of euro-centric and Brazilian artists. The inside is just as magnificent by Rodolfo Amoedo and Eliseu Visconti and sculptures by Henrique Bernardelli. Those seeing with the theater will probably be in a position to see with the National Library and the National Fine Arts Museum nearby.
Tijuca Forest
Supposedly Tijuca Forest at Rio de Janeiro, the planetâs biggest woods is finished 3 2 km. The rain forest was created in 1961 and is part of this Carioca Mosaic. With all the famous being the Christ the Redeemer statue atop the Corcovado Mountain, tijuca Forest hosts quite a few attractions also is just a national park. Other draws are the Vista Chinesa view, a granite picnic tables called the Mesa do Imperador, the Cascatinha Water fall as well as also the murals. Visitors may encounter various species of fauna and flora .
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