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In Memoriam: Comic Artist Jon Haward
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When a girl's in trouble, girlfriends come to her rescue!
#when she turned on the radio and the season one ending song started playing aifjakxhak#i love when an anime does a throwback of their prev op/ed songs lol#i love chelsea actually she's so cute and funny#high card#chelsea hammond#highcardedit#bluee
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finished the jurassic park book, now onto 'the lost world', and i really like the whole secrecy angle and VERY happy that malcolm made it.
now i'm obliged to make memes:
gennaro:
malcolm @ hammond:
the raptors:
hanmond hearing the kids on the speakers:
the t-rex:
the dilo:
the baby raptors in the beginning:
#jurassic park#jurassic park the lost world#the lost world book#jurassic park book#jurassic park the lost world book#michael crichton#ian malcolm#alan grant#ellie sattler#john hammond#donald gennaro#tim murphy#lex murphy#john arnold#henry wu#robert muldoon#ed regis#dennis nedry#dinosaurs#books#fictions#memes#jokes#jurassic park funny#jurassic park memes#jurassic park jokes
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Johnathan doesn't need to stop Gennaro from going on his business trip. What he needs to do is send over the shovel ASAP. I want him to go to commit violence
#letdonaldgennarocommitviolence2023
#johnny send the shovel over#dracula daily#please hit ed regis too#but not too hard he's just a little bit stupid#mostly hit hammond in the head#i'm gonna be disappointed if he doesn't commit violence#jonathan harker#donald gennaro#jurassic park daily
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Hunger Games: Chancellor Battle Royale (Crack Edition) Part 2
Arena Event
HOLY SHIT ITS FIRE WOO WOO WOO 🚨
WE START WITH LAWSON GETTING BURNT
KWARTENG ACTUALLY BEING GOOD FOR ONCE EVEN THO IT WAS FOR HIS OWN GAIN
GOOD RIDDANCE CUNT
WHAT THE HELL SMITH THATS ONE OF YOUR MATES!
THIS LOSER DIES
HOWARD GETS SLAIN BY FIRE ALONG WITH HAMMOND
AND MAJOR DIES AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭
Fallen Tributes 2
OHHHHH PLEASE LET SMITH WIN PLEASE LET SMITH WIN
Night 2
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭
The Winner
LITERALLY ANYBODY ELSE SHOULD'VE WON
Placements
Less actual kills this time thanks to the arena events.
Summary
And as you can see, the summary is so short that I didn't have to zoom out to take a screenshot!
Statistics
It should be noted that poor Howard didn't even get to feed on anyone this round! At least Major got a kill...
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Living Dangerously - Chapter 30
Jurassic Park’s animal handlers: none of them ever mentioned by name in Michael Crichton’s original novel. Who were they? What were their lives like on Isla Nublar? Did any of them survive the disaster?
A year in the life of those responsible for the care of the dinosaurs. Many people would kill to have their jobs.
But would they die for it?
Jurassic Park novel/Jurassic Park film (1993)
Viewpoint: 3rd person female oc
Warnings: some swears, harassment and misogyny in the workplace
Tagging: @heresthefanfiction @ocappreciation @wordspin-shares @howlingmadlady @arrthurpendragon @themaradwrites @starryeyes2000 @kmc1989 (please lmk if you would like informed of my sporadic updates)
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Chapter 29 | Chapter 31
I Hate Myself for Loving You - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
It turned out be a different sort of sleepless night to what Lizzy had been hoping for.
The wrong kind.
She had lain awake for what few hours remained until morning, tossing, turning, occasionally weeping. Any sleep she managed to grasp was fitful, feeling like it only lasted a few seconds at a time.
She kept replaying what had happened in the clearing, each time a little more painful. Wondering how she could have behaved differently. How it could have turned out better than this unbearable limbo in which she didn't know where she stood anymore. Whether she'd just forever destroyed one of the best professional relationships she'd ever had.
It was all her fault, of course it was.
Why did she keep doing this? It felt eerily similar to the last time she’d engaged without thinking of the consequences. It had nearly ruined someone else’s life back then, as well as her own. History was repeating itself, and she only had herself to blame.
And now, once again, she had to live with the uncomfortable reality. She’d argue that it clearly wasn’t taking advantage from either side, in fact Lizzy would be bold enough to say they were both very much in agreement. But InGen’s legal department probably wouldn’t see it the same way.
Admit it, girl. You fucked up.
Dawn came, and she finally forced herself to get out of bed and pretend to be human. She should be looking forward to going out into the park again and seeing her animals, now that she wasn’t alone and it was relatively safe to do so, but she was dreading it. Unsure what she’d do when she inevitably bumped into Muldoon again.
Pretend it never happened or meet him head on?
I don’t think I have it in me this time.
She was in the canteen, laying low, listlessly poking at her scrambled eggs with a fork. Lizzy had cooked them herself, but they were far from her usual standard and didn't taste of anything other than disappointment.
She heard the familiar Jeep engine outside, and the shower of gravel as it ground to a halt. Lizzy shrunk down in her chair, staring at her plate in dread.
I’m better at breakfast.
Be the one to wake me up in the morning.
God, why did I do it?
At least the coffee was worth leaving her room for.
It was the first thing Muldoon noticed as soon as he walked in. She hadn’t brought one over for him, like she usually did. Message received, loud and clear.
The one small act she did for him almost every day, and he hadn’t even appreciated it properly until it had stopped. That was enough to get him to talk first. Armstrong did something when she made coffee. Invoked a higher power. Witchcraft. Somehow she always got it exactly right.
This wouldn’t do at all.
“Good morning.”
“It is?” She replied dully, glancing up with red-rimmed eyes. “Doesn’t feel like it.”
“You’re late for work.” He pointed out. “How are you doing?”
“Well, that’s a kick in the teeth.” She muttered. “But, if you’re genuinely asking? Annoyed. No, that’s not right. Vexed? Hm. Frustrated. Mostly at myself.”
“Armstrong-“ Muldoon awkwardly stood in front of her. “I probably owe you an explanation.”
“No need. I thought you made it pretty clear, actually.” She felt the sting of rejection anew. It was more painful than she’d reckoned to talk about it. “You don’t owe me squat.”
“I could have handled things better.” He pulled out a chair to sit opposite her. “It all happened rather quickly.”
“You were handling things just fine.” Lizzy gave up on her eggs, pushing her plate away before sitting back and folding her arms. “What changed?” What exactly had changed? It was hard to explain, but what it came down to was-
“Too fast."
She blinked, confused. ”Say again?”
Muldoon wished more than anything that Baker was around to keep him on the right track, guide him with what to say.
”…moving too fast.”
”Well, thanks for the clarification.” Lizzy replied dryly. “And that’s…bad?”
It was, it didn’t feel right, to be suddenly rushing matters in the dark. Outside…fair enough, but in the back of a bloody Jeep?!
Or maybe on the bonnet of his Jeep-
No, stop that.
He wasn’t sure quite what had happened, but he’d forgotten his responsibilities. Keep her safe. And risking her career for the sake of one night together did not fall into that bracket. No matter how strongly he felt. How he felt didn’t matter. Hadn’t mattered for a long time.
“Don’t want one and done.” He tried to explain, despite the relentless stare from the other side of the table. “Can’t do it.”
Not with her. Everything or nothing at all. Anything else would never be enough. He was trying to voice that sentiment out loud, but he didn’t have the words. He barely had the syllables.
“It’s not right, either. We already knew that.“ Muldoon gave up. She’d have to trust him, he was doing his best. If she could still trust him. ”Does that help, at all?”
“Yes…” Then her face crumpled.
He looked at her closely. ”Are you lying to me?”
”Yes!” It all came pouring out in a high-pitched hurry. “You’ve been mad at me before and I’ve understood why. But, after, and when we were driving back-…I couldn’t read you, at all!”
Lizzy put her head in her hands and mumbled something beyond his range of hearing.
She thought he was angry with her? That’s what she was most upset about?
Muldoon reached out and gently but firmly pulled her hand away from her mouth.
”Again, please.”
”…really thought I’d lost you.” She whispered.
“Well, you certainly have a flair for the dramatic, Lizzy.” He kept hold of her hand, she let him.
”Are you implying I’m overreacting?” She choked out. “Because women love that.”
”To be clear, I’m not mad at you. I’ve never once been mad at you.”
”Are you sure?”
“Positive. Annoyed, maybe. Vexed? Once or twice.” Lizzy groaned when she realised what he was doing. “Frustrated…you get the idea.”
”Oh, that’s not fair.” She muttered.
“But I’d find it very hard to live with, if you were dismissed because of something I did. Or might possibly do, if we were to, er-…” He looked uncomfortable. “-you know.”
"Suppose that’s a good point. Damn you for being so rational. I love my job.” She glanced up. “The people, eh...."
"Indeed, people are awful. Most people, at any rate." He quietly agreed. "This island would be bloody idyllic if we weren't going to be overrun by guests in a few short months.”
“So, where do we go from here?” Lizzy was already dreading the answer.
“I don’t think…we are going anywhere. You and I-" Muldoon looked resigned. "-have to carry on as before.”
“Like nothing ever happened?”
”I’m afraid so. Strictly professional.”
“But that’s not what I want.” May as well say it.
“Nor me.” Lizzy wondered if him tracing circles on the back of her hand was conscious or otherwise. “But it’s what we have to do.”
Sobriety would be a distant memory if he was responsible for ruining her career.
“Still the funniest story I’ve ever heard.” She muttered after a few moments, breaking the tension.
“Good.” Her laugh. That ridiculous laugh that he couldn’t stop thinking about. “That’ll keep me going for a while.”
Lizzy nodded and managed a wonky smile. She felt like crying again, it seemed horribly like saying a goodbye. "We'll be okay, right?"
"I don't even want to imagine the alternative."
This is the right choice. This is the right choice. This is the right choice.
Doesn't feel right. Feels bloody awful.
Lizzy tilted her head, pushing her body towards him, her candour returning. “Did you like it, though?”
”Excuse me?” He had to have misheard, but the mischief in her expression was telling him otherwise.
”You heard. Did you-“
A noise from the doorway startled them both. Muldoon dropped her hand quick as a flash, Lizzy tried not to let her face fall in dismay.
Kathy Baker was clattering into the canteen, struggling yet again with her bag, which looked even heavier than when she’d left before Christmas.
“Found you, finally!” Kathy called and waved. "Oh, hey, you came back early! What gives?"
“Nothing.” In a role reversal, Muldoon quickly answered for them both, while Lizzy was the one who baulked.
“O-kay…jeez, answer faster.” Kathy gave up on her bag and abandoned it at the door, clumping over to their table, still in her winter boots. “Girl, before you ask, yes, I got the goods. Here, you’re welcome.”
She passed Lizzy a box of liquorice which was met with a pleased but slightly frantic ‘ooh!’.
“Have you been crying?” Kathy asked her matter-of-factly.
“Just allergies.” Lizzy sniffed and wiped her eyes, looking at the floor.
“Uh-huh...” Kathy darted a quick glance at Muldoon, before drumming her recently manicured nails on the back of a chair, building up. "This is kinda perfect actually. I wanted to tell you two first out of everyone, obviously, but not over the phone. I, uh...I have some news."
The way she was avoiding eye contact with both of them, Lizzy could guess what it was. She quickly forced a smile. "You got the job?"
"Yeah, I got the job..." Kathy tried her best to look dismayed, before the grin burst through and she bounced on her tiptoes. "Guys, I got the job!"
Lizzy scrambled up to congratulate, quelling the geyser of rage, dread and panic that was bubbling up inside, feigning happiness for her friend. “What’d I tell you? You’re incredible!”
”I know, I’m kind of a big deal!” Kathy giggled, squeezing her tight. “First woman to ever hold the post in the history of the Smithsonian! I’m gonna have an office! I don’t have to work weekends anymore! I’m gonna have a life!”
“Alright for some.” Muldoon wasn’t so enthused.
Kathy broke away from Lizzy, hands on her hips. “Go on then, let me have it.”
"Well done. Knew you’d get it."
Lizzy shook her head. Damn man was proud as Hell, just doing his stubborn best not to show it.
“It’s not the end of the world, I’ll be here for a while, until you can find my replacement.” Kathy pointed down at the top of Lizzy’s head and stage whispered pick her.
“How long have I got?”
”Until August. “I can hang in there until August, right? What could go wrong before then?” Kathy laughed nervously then abruptly stopped at the alarmed look they both gave her.
“Plenty.” Muldoon huffed.
Lizzy agreed with him. ”Best not to answer that.”
***
Kathy wasn’t the only one who brought Lizzy dessert as a souvenir on their return.
Rico, the youngest but not least talented member the Carnivore Team was making his way towards her brandishing a Paupério tin that was far too dented and discoloured to be new. This looked promising unless, God forbid, it turned out to contain a sewing kit. Lizzy had been burned before.
“For you!” He was calling to her as he jogged along.
Her face lit up at the sight. “That looks homemade, boy. Tell me it’s homemade.”
Rico caught up, handing her the tin. “From my mama, for you.”
“You really didn’t have to…” Lizzy tried to remain polite though she was dying to rip the lid off and tuck in. Dinner time was still achingly far away.
“Yes I did. She made me swear I wouldn’t touch any.”
Have you been making friends, niño?
I have, at least one.
The strange Scottish lady was always nice to him, even if she was scarily forthright at times, and it had taken Rico a couple of weeks to figure out that she used certain rude words not as insults, but as terms of endearment.
“I’ve got good cigarros too if you want one, but don’t tell mama about those.” He tapped the side of his nose.
“Have you done something bad?” Lizzy asked warily. “I’m not being funny, but this is too much-“
“It’s just a thank you. You look out for me.” Rico said simply. “It was rough, at the start, but you wouldn’t let me stay in my room alone. I hated it at first, when you dragged me out all the time, but I know why you did it.”
His shoulders drooped. “When I can’t remember the word for something, you don’t make fun of me. The other guys still do, sometimes.”
Lizzy hadn’t really thought about it before. But he was around the same age as her brothers. And it was true, his English hadn’t been the best at the beginning. She knew all to well what it was like to be the outsider, not being confident to chip in when everyone else spoke a different language to you. She hadn’t wanted the youngest member of the team to feel left out or worthless. The boy was good. Not long left school and already working for InGen? He was going places.
Rico was somewhat of a phenomenon. He was quiet and thoughtful, introverted, but he had a way with the dinosaurs that Lizzy was envious of. Even the most timid of creatures could be coaxed forward by Rico. He was just good at it. Something about how he spoke to them, how he moved, he had a calming influence.
People had their favourite animals, and the reverse was equally true. The dinosaurs just liked him, most were comfortable being around him.
It had made other people jealous, some who weren’t as happy to just shut up and deal with it as Lizzy was. She had even considered asking Muldoon if Rico could become a handler for the infant raptor. He would be good for her, she was certain.
“It’s just banter.” She reassured. That was true enough, but one or two of the guys had a bad habit of pushing it into cruel territory. Words needed to be had. “Although Tom really is an arse. Don’t ever listen to him.”
She resisted the urge to ruffle Rico’s hair, like an unbearable aunt. He’s a grown man. He’s taller than you.
But he had such a baby face she couldn’t help but want to look after him. Maybe it was guilt. She missed her brothers by far the most out of all her siblings. It had been so long since she’d seen them.
“What would I do without you, kid?” She glanced down at the tin gratefully. “And your mother’s baking. Seriously, she could sell these.”
“You won’t ever find out.” He sidled closer, looking like he was getting ready to tell her a secret. “Listen, I want to see Africa. The Africa you and the boss talk about. See a wild elephant.”
“All these dinosaurs right here and you want to see an elephant?” She couldn’t help but smile.
He laughed. “A wild elephant. Just promise you’ll take me along, next time you go, yes?”
”Sure. I might know somebody who could give you the tour.” Unable to resist any longer, Lizzy started breaking open the tin and she nearly teared up at how delicious the contents smelled. “Oh my God. Can you bring your mum too?”
He seemed to seriously consider it before nodding. “I’ll ask her?”
***
“Hey!" Later that day Kathy sneaked up behind her and tapped Lizzy on the shoulder. “Got a bone to pick with you.”
The old reliable Baker intuition was yelling loudly in her head, yet again. Niggling in her thoughts for several days. She couldn’t ignore it any longer. Kathy pointed a finger in accusation at her friend and cried triumphantly:
”You got laid!”
“What?!” Lizzy's eyes darted back and forth. "Shhhh!"
"You did!" Kathy gasped. "Oh my God, you did!"
”I did not!” Lizzy made a grab for her friend, trying to clamp a hand over her mouth, something, anything to stop her. “What the Hell, Kathy?”
“You’re, I dunno-“ The Team Leader wriggled free and shrugged, unconvinced. “-different?”
“Yeah, well. You’re wrong. Nothing happened at New Year.” Lizzy insisted. “Ro-uh…Muldoon and I went out for a drive, that was all.”
The at least partly true white lie that both of them had discussed and agreed on together.
“Who said anything about New Year?” Kathy raised an eyebrow. “You…did?” Lizzy stalled helplessly.
“I didn’t mention Muldoon, either. That’s where your mind went though, huh?”
”Er-“ Lizzy started to panic.
”He came back early, to check you were okay, you were all alone here for a whole night and- oh, don’t give me that look! And ‘nothing happened’?” Kathy was still sceptical. “Yeah, right!”
She recalled the moment she had first suspected things may have changed between them. She peeked through the window just before she’d entered the canteen, nearly screamed in exhilaration and then saw how quickly Muldoon dropped Lizzy’s hand when he heard the door opening. Like a hot potato. Her heart had dropped just as quickly, and she caught the noise ready to burst forth from her throat in the nick of time.
Whatever had been going on, she clearly wasn’t meant to see. “Cross my heart.”
”Really? Nothing?” Kathy was still crestfallen. “You finally had the island to yourselves, and nothing at all?”
Lizzy considered how he had made her laugh harder than she had laughed in a long time, maybe even in her whole life. A moment that regardless of whatever happened between them now, she’d likely remember until the end of her days.
Kathy was looking at her expectantly, while Lizzy’s memory was a mile or so away, in her favourite place in the park, with the stars above and the Rex rumbling away like a purring cat as the fire crackled.
”Well, not exactly nothing at all.” Lizzy’s mouth finally curved into a smile. “But if I told you, you’d probably never believe me.”
***
”Regis, why is my Jeep boxed in?”
”Uh…sorry Muldoon, I’m losing you-crrrhhhsshshhh.” The group of animal handlers all saw Ed discretely switch his radio off with a loud click.
A couple of weeks into January, New Year a distant memory, but Lizzy’s stomach still flipped whenever she heard the park warden’s voice. Carrying on as normal was working, for the most part. But she couldn’t simply forget and move on. Feelings don’t just go away, you only adapt to get better at dealing with them over time. If you’re lucky.
Fortunately, a welcome distraction was in progress. Preparations were underway for an official event on the island. The front of the visitor centre was positively bustling.
"Thought they weren't opening the park until the autumn?" Lizzy critically eyed the deliveries that were turning up left, right and centre. The supply boat that morning had been sitting much lower in the water than usual.
"These are investors, idiot. They aren't guests. They need to see we’ve made good use of their money, so that they give us more!" Tom flicked her ear for emphasis, causing Lizzy to take a swipe at him, which he dodged easily. "Or we’re screwed. So Eddie’s gotta get his nose right in there."
"I don’t think they’ve ordered enough stuff.” When she turned back to look again, Lizzy could have sworn the number of boxes had somehow tripled.
”You’re doing a great job, buddy. Keep it up!” Tom yelled over to Regis, whose neck quickly turned red under his freckles. “Don’t call me buddy!”
“Would you stop?” Lizzy elbowed him. “One of these days, he will throw something at you.”
”Hope it’s not gonna be valuable, cos it won’t have my good self to cushion the blow. He’ll miss.” His self-assurance was still grating.
”Wanna bet?” Lizzy remembered Trenton Thunder. “Baseball nut over there.”
”So Daddy played catch with him, big whoop.” Tom replied, grinding out his cigarette with his boot heel.
“Can you guys make yourselves useful and keep an eye out for the ice sculpture arriving?” Regis trotted over to them. “I gotta go do a thing…”
”Yeah, sure. We basically get paid to stand around, anyway.” Kathy replied cheerfully.
“This event-“ Lizzy queried. “-are we invited?"
”Absolutely not.” Regis denied. “In fact, you in particular are barred, Armstrong, for obvious reasons.”
”Aw, Ed!” She feigned upset. “You know that just makes me want to go even more!”
“Ain’t gonna happen, Liz.” Regis carefully pulled a transparent plastic garment bag out of a box full of packing peanuts. It contained a very short, very red cocktail dress. “So quit asking.”
“That’s gonna clash with your hair.” Tom pointed out.
”It’s for María!” Regis snarled back at him.
“That’s not fair! Why does she get to go? You have catering staff flying over.” Lizzy was still on his case.
Ed gave her a lopsided grin. ”Eye candy.”
”Huh?” Lizzy and Kathy said in unison, shooting each other confused glances.
“Okay, I see what happens.” Tom stepped forward. “Let me paint a picture for you, girls. You’ve got a lot of rich, lonely, powerful men in a room together, far away from their wives and mistresses, trying to prove who’s got the biggest dick. You need a little entertainment. Something pretty to look at. Grease the wheels.”
Regis clicked his fingers. “Bingo.”
“Oh, that’s disgusting. That’s disgusting.” Kathy was horrified.
“Nobody touch anything.” Off Ed Regis went, garment bag slung over his shoulder. Presumably to find the unwilling future occupant of the dress.
"Team Meeting, now.” Lizzy announced.
The eight animal handlers huddled.
”I move that we do something. I want to find out where all their money's going. Because it sure as Hell isn't on the animals. Or us. Y’know, the people who actually do the work.” Lizzy's expression became stormy. "They're going to take advantage of her. And Ed's going to sit back, drink his lite beer, and watch it happen."
"In another win for human evolution, public relations manager achieves upright stance sans spinal column." Kathy muttered dryly. “That’s cold, Kit.” Tom sounded impressed. “Attagirl, you’ll be as cynical as Liz and I by the time you leave this place.”
“Well, she has a point!” The Team Leader gestured. “We can’t leave María there alone. They’ll eat her alive.”
"So you agree?" Lizzy jumped on her chance. “I’m commandeering the situation?”
"Girl..." Kathy shook her head. "Girl, he's gonna kill you...getting involved…”
"I can handle Ed." Lizzy said confidently.
"Ed's not the one I was talking about, sweetie.”
“We’re gonna see Liz in a dress? Looking like an actual woman?” Tom smirked at her expression full of disgust. "Hey, you gotta. It’s a formal. You’ll need something that doesn't scream 'I shovel crap for a living'."
”Oh sure, let me just go pick one of my many ballgowns out of the wardrobe.” Lizzy gestured from her flyaway head to her mud-caked boots. "Are you blind?"
”You and María are about the same height. You wouldn’t look terrible in red, if it’s low lighting-“
”Jeez, Tom! Stop encouraging her!” Kathy moaned. “This is a terrible idea.” “As much as I hate to admit she’s right, better Liz than María.” The Texan stuck to his guns. “And you know it, Kit.”
“That’s settled then. All in favour?” Lizzy called the vote.
Six ayes were heard from the men before they looked to the Carnivore Leader for her choice. But she still hesitated.
Come on, girl.
The seconds ticked by. Tom smirked confidentially at Lizzy before asking loudly: “Kit, you wanna go grab Ed that cappuccino, or what?”
“Oh, I’m so gonna regret this.” Kathy wearily nodded. “You win.”
***
God, I'm starving.
Lizzy had poured herself into the tiny cocktail dress meant for Maria, far more petite and less muscular than she was. The Haitian was more than happy to be relieved of her duties for the evening, kissing Lizzy on both cheeks before practically flinging the dress in the ethologist’s direction and gliding away down the corridor to do God-knew-what. Watering the plastic plants, probably.
The cheap fabric was working particularly hard underneath her arms and around the tops of her thighs. As well as doing hair and make-up, Kathy had reluctantly helped pile her into the nightmare dress and zip her up. She felt like an overstuffed sausage, and already had blisters forming from the high heels, rubbing her feet raw as she shuffled around with tiny steps.
But the place Lizzy felt most under-dressed was on her left hand.
She wished she’d had the foresight to put her engagement ring back on, which she still hadn’t found the willpower to shove in an envelope and send back to Simon. At least it would offer some protection for a few hours. Lizzy looked around the room. String quartet, ice sculpture, flowers everywhere…the opulence of it made her feel uneasy.
She had a flashback to her apartment in the States, something Simon had divulged while complaining about a flamboyantly rich but cantankerous client as they were unpacking groceries together. Very rich people didn’t show off how much money they had. They didn’t have to. They tended to be quietly generous and classy about it. People who acted like they were still trying to prove something, they might be well-off, but they weren’t rich rich.
Lizzy herself had fallen for it in the beginning, but as time went on, increasingly often she began to suspect that Hammond was the latter. Everything for show. Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
She caught sight of the man himself in the corner of her eye, amber-topped cane in hand, and remembered the reason she was enduring such torture in the first place. To secure better care, more money specifically for the dinosaurs. Lizzy tottered over, tugging the hem of her dress down as she approached.
“John?”
He turned and looked at her blankly. She knew what he was thinking. You weren’t on the guest list.
”It’s me, Lizzy.” She could forgive him a few moments hesitation, she’d probably never worn this much make-up in her life.
“Lizzy?”
She began to get annoyed. What happened to ‘my dear old granny was a Lizzy’? Anyway, she’d always considered herself fairly memorable.
This was not a good start.
“Doctor Armstrong? From Namibia?” She gestured helplessly, at a loss for what else she could say to jog his memory. “The ethologist.”
“It’s Mr Hammond, tonight, dear. If you don’t mind.”
“Alright-“
“I’m fairly busy, I’m afraid. Why don’t you go and mingle? We’ll catch up later.”
“Wait, no-“ Lizzy knew well enough that there most likely wouldn’t be a later.
“Please, Miss Armstrong. Another time.” And he gently took her arm and guided her away, leaving her all alone, facing the wall as he resumed his conversation.
Not quite sure how she had lost her hold on the situation, Lizzy vowed to try a different tactic. As she was busy scanning the rest of the venue for anyone who might be worth talking to, she didn’t notice one of the businessmen swanning over to her, until it was too late to get away.
“Where’s Hammond been hiding this one, then?” American. Mid-West. Sweating profusely. “Forget the ice sculpture, why didn’t they just put you up on the table?”
Lizzy recoiled. “I’m a scientist.”
“Ah, she’s funny too. Not dressed like that, you aren’t.”
Lizzy really wasn’t a fan of being referred to in the third person.
”Really, she’s a PhD.” She flushed in anger. “She studies animal behaviour.”
And you’re behaving like an animal.
”Wait-“ He pointed at her face, closely scrutinising. “-I know you from somewhere-“
Not again.
In yet another event from her past that occasionally came back to haunt her, Lizzy had undertaken a couple of modelling jobs as a first-year student at NYU.
Nothing big. One or two jobs for the campus magazine, then it had kind of snowballed. She didn’t even know what some of the photographs were ultimately used for. But her face, and the rest of her, was definitely in print for something other than behavioural research. It offered a few extra dollars here and there, until Simon had asked her to stop, telling her she didn't have to worry about money now she was with him. She'd obliged, but it had been kind of fun, at the time.
It happened more than once in New York, sometimes a stranger, usually an older man, most likely on the subway would give her a funny look. She’d know exactly why, and she’d huddle closer to Simon and try not to make eye contact before they reached their stop.
New York and a tiny Costa Rican island, it seemed. Just her luck.
”No, you don’t!” She insisted and turned to leave, but he grabbed her wrist and she had no choice but to turn to face him to keep herself from toppling over in her high heels.
”How much-“
His grip hurt. Lizzy looked around in panic, searching for Ed Regis in the crowd. She didn’t want to make a scene, but if there was no other choice…Ed would help her, right?
Right?!
“Hey, back off, pal. The only one who gets to talk down to her is me.”
From somewhere close behind her came the low Southern drawl she both looked forward to and dreaded equally. The voice she hated being on the wrong side of, the one that meant trouble, had antagonised her time and time again. And she’d never been so glad to hear it defending her.
Tom’s hulking frame cast a long shadow over both Lizzy and the strange man who was intent on getting to know her better.
“Look, here-“ The investor was bristling at the intrusion.
”Move along, now, buddy.” Tom gave him a firm pat on the shoulder, a little bit harder than was polite or necessary, but not enough to get him into trouble. “Trust me, you don’t wanna find out the price for this one. It’s measured in rounds, and I don’t mean at the bar.”
The stranger grunted unhappily and finally beat it, avoiding looking Lizzy in the eye.
She relaxed slightly, her hands trembling. The smell of old cigarette smoke and cheap aftershave had never been so reassuring.
“About damn time.” She tried to act breezy, but the words sounded forced. Lizzy was more shaken than she'd care to admit. She glanced down at her wrist, red finger marks already burned harshly into her skin. Shit.
”Ma’am.” Tom tipped the brim of his stetson towards her without the slightest trace of irony. He had gone all out for the occasion, wearing a bolo tie, white shirt, dress jeans with a big belt buckle and leather boots. A real-life cowboy.
Lizzy cleared her throat, trying to restore her bravado. “Didn’t know there was a fancy dress shop on the island. Where’s your tinfoil sheriff’s badge?”
“You get straight to Hell. This is my good stetson. I’ve not worn this baby since prom night.” He flicked the rim. “You realise how privileged you are, getting to see me in my good stetson, right?”
”You have more than one?” She stifled a giggle. “Didn’t know you moonlighted as a Village Person.” “You like a man in a hat.” He winked at her disarmingly, and her steel nerve buckled.
”Piss off.” She muttered weakly.
"There it is." Tom grinned in satisfaction. “On that note, what has your man got to say about you hitting the town, all dressed up?”
“Not my man, what are you on about…”
“Ah, I see. He still doesn’t know, huh?” He shook his head, tutting. “You are in so much shit.”
“I do what I like.” Lizzy scowled. “Although I don’t like this. Quite literally taking one for the team.”
“You scrub up pretty nice.” He gave her a sly look. “Trim your moustache, did ya?” “Ha!”
At the other end of the room, Lizzy spied Regis’ ginger head, still wearing his ever-present baseball cap (seriously, at a black tie?), jerk upright at the noise she’d just made. Lizzy quickly turned it into a cough.
“Insults aside, glad you’re here.” She meant it. "Dickhead.”
She meant that too.
”Save it.” Tom grumbled. “I just didn’t wanna miss the look on Ed’s face when he sees you of all people gatecrashed his fancy event.”
“Keep telling yourself that, mate.” She didn't mind anymore whether he hated her or cared for her. It was a blurry line at the best of times. But she mattered to him, in some way, that much she knew and was grateful for. If he hadn’t intervened when he did…
One way or another, it would have gotten messy.
“How’s An Audience With Hammond going?” He interrupted her thoughts.
”It’s not.” She told him about how she had failed miserably at her mission. “I am very low priority on his list of people to schmooze tonight.”
Tom was eyeing up a tray of glasses making it’s way past them. “In that case, when in Rome-“
She scoffed. “Beginning to see the real reason you’re here…”
“They don’t got bourbon?” Tom grumbled at the sparse choice of red or white. “I hate wine.”
“The single malt is for much, much later this evening-“ The waiter somehow managed to look down his nose at the taller man. “-sir.”
”You’ll get what you’re given.” Lizzy took a glass of each colour and handed him the white. “It’s free.”
”How about a toast?” Tom sardonically eyed the blue InGen banner hung over the door, company slogan in italics beneath the ever-present logo. “To…Making Our Future.”
”Spare no expense!”
They clinked their glasses.
“Hell with it. Let’s pound as much of this food as we can before they throw us out.”
”That-“ Lizzy waved over a tray of canapes. “-is the best idea you’ve had in weeks.”
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“He was talking so fast, I couldn’t keep up, and he said Hammond personally asked him to make it happen!” Rico was hurriedly trying to explain as he stumbled into the control room after the park warden. “To show the investors.”
”That may be true.” Muldoon was barely keeping his anger in check. “But there’s a very good reason we stay away from that animal.”
”Not all of us.” Arnold added loudly as he blew smoke upwards, causing Muldoon to shoot him a venomous look.
“I sincerely apologise, boss.” Rico continued, visibly trembling in fear. “H-how can I make this right?”
”Just stay out of the bloody way. Something like that, you really should have checked.” He dismissed him with a wave of his hand before shouting “Where’s Baker?!”
“Here, I’m here!” Kathy popped up from behind a console. “Ray called me, we’re watching her now. They weren’t kidding, she’s fast.”
Rico went mute, eyes downcast, he took the opportunity to slip out of the control room like a shadow while everyone else was bustling around. Nobody noticed.
Muldoon moved around to look at the screen beside his colleagues. “Arnold, can you send out an alarm?”
”Manually.”
”That doesn't sound very efficient?"
“It ain't. As in, I’m going to have to go check the manual.” Arnold looked at him pointedly, cigarette dangling. “Or you can just grab a radio and��alarm everyone all by yourself.”
”You’ve got to be joking.” Muldoon ground out. “There’s no system in place?”
“Looks that way.”
Meanwhile, Kathy was wringing her hands. All the procedures she’d gone over in her head. All her studying of emergency exits, muster points and evacuation routes. All her carefully constructed contingency plans and she still wasn’t ready for this.
“What are you going to do?” She hesitantly asked.
“What’s required.” Muldoon was looking for the key to the locker in his office. “Don’t interfere.”
Kathy solemnly nodded. “In that case, what do you need?”
“I need my best shot, for backup.” He grabbed his radio. ”Kennedy, come in.”
No response.
”If anyone can see Kennedy, pass him a radio, now.”
No answer.
What a mess. Muldoon conducted a quick head count. Only six animal handlers present. Baker-Esteves-Harris-O’Reilly-Palmer-Yamada-
Another was unaccounted for. “Baker, where’s Armstrong?”
”Er…”
Oh, balls.
Muldoon impatiently took her by the shoulders. “Is she indoors, yes or no?”
”Yes, definitely.” No way would Lizzy be seen in that dress anywhere outside the function room. “Unless-“
His eyes narrowed. “Baker, it’s important for your lifespan that you tell me exactly where she is.”
Arnold had momentarily stopped typing, holding his breath.
“She’s with Tom. If he smokes, she usually goes too.” Kathy confessed nervously. “I mean, they could be outside?”
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”Nah, you’re doing it wrong. No chewing, you’ll be there forever. Down in one, like this-“ Tom was trying to show her how to handle an oyster.
Lizzy stared at the cold shell in her palm, the corners of her mouth downturned. ”Tom, it’s looking at me.”
She’d eaten far more questionable things in her lifetime. But this was turning out to be her Everest.
”Ah, forget it. These ones are just okay, need some tabasco.” He took the offending mollusc from her and swiftly dealt with it. “Better barbecued fresh, out on the water.”
“If you say so.” Lizzy wasn’t convinced. Sub-par oysters, she’d rather not take the chance. Yet more cracks were appearing in the InGen foundations.
A very familiar silhouette caught her eye, making his way through the crowd to their secret corner of the room with purpose. He’d clearly spotted Tom’s stetson from the doorway.
“Uh-oh, busted.” Lizzy whispered as Muldoon drew level with them both.
“Kennedy. With me, now.”
Lizzy tutted. He was clearly dismissing her as ‘just some girl’ Regis had flown in for the night that Tom had decided to try his luck with. It must have been the heels giving her an extra couple of inches that was throwing him off.
“Tom, I think you’ve pulled.” Lizzy nudged his arm. Muldoon did a double take at the familiar voice, only recognising who she was the second time around.
“Oh Christ, it’s you.” He frowned. “What’s happened to your face?”
“Rude.”
“Don’t like it.” He was looking her up and down in disbelief. ”And I can bloody well see what you had for dinner-“
“Stop staring at me.” Lizzy hissed through gritted teeth. “Surprise, I do in fact have a waist under the tattie cloths they pass off as uniforms.”
“Of course. Your waist is what’s drawing the eye.”
He wasn’t at all a fan of the look, but he still couldn’t drag his gaze away from her with everything…pushed up like that.
”Aw, Jesus.” Tom seemed genuinely upset. “Not cool, boss.”
”Why are you two in here, anyway, without your radios on?” Muldoon recalled the memo Regis had flashed around about keeping a certain animal handler away from the event at all costs. “No, never mind. I don’t actually care.”
“I would love to know-“ Lizzy remarked sweetly. “-where exactly I would be keeping a radio on my person, in this thing.”
”Talking out your ass, no doubt-” Tom muttered.
Another of the investors had broken off from the herd and started to sway his way over, bleary eyes fixated on Lizzy, and the parts of her body the dress wasn’t quite managing to cover. She could already see the words say, you look familiar forming in his head as she began to back away in fear.
But she wasn’t alone this time. Both Kennedy and Muldoon abruptly stopped what they were doing and gave the interloper a hard stare so intimidating that he about-turned and wobbled straight back the way he’d came without uttering a single word to anyone.
Muldoon shook his head, looking like his motor was rapidly winding down. “Christ alive, I need to get out of here. I hate this sort of thing.”
Lizzy cocked her head. He doesn’t do crowds.
“So if you’re both done wasting time-“ He continued.
She quickly sobered, not averse to making a quick getaway herself. “What’s wrong?”
There was a faint rumble of thunder from outside and the overhead lights dipped and came back on with a flicker. The drone of conversation around them lulled, then resumed.
The next thing the park warden said made Lizzy’s ears ring and edges of her vision darken as the adrenaline kicked in.
“Don’t react, either of you-“ Muldoon dropped his voice low enough that she had to crane her neck to hear him. “-but there’s an animal loose in the park.”
Son of a- Tom was already pushing past Lizzy, making his way to the exit doors, the sea of businessmen parting before him as he cleared a path.
“Don’t react. I said don’t react.” Muldoon quickly turned to follow him.
“Hang on-“ Lizzy caught up before he moved out of reach. “Which animal?”
Muldoon gave her a certain look while saying nothing, which told her everything.
Lizzy knew exactly which animal had broken out.
“Oh-“ She reached for the wall to steady herself as the lights flickered off again and thunder boomed over the island. “Oh, no.”
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Thanks for reading!
If you worked out what this chapter is leading up to I will personally send you a gift basket or something.
#jurassic park oc#living dangerously#welcome to jurassic park#oc: dr lizzy armstrong#jurassic park female oc#jurassic park#jurassic park fanfiction#my writing#jurassic park 1993#jurassic park fanfic#jurassic park novel#robert muldoon#ray arnold#john hammond#ed regis
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Captain America
Volume: 5
Issue: 10
House of M
Writers: Ed Brubaker
Pencils: Lee Weeks
Inks: Jesse Delperdang, Lee Weeks, Mike Perkins
Colours: Matt Milla
Covers: Lee Weeks
Marvel
#Captain America#Steve Rodgers#House of M#Ed Brubaker#Lee Weeks#Jesse Delperdang#Mike Perkins#Matt Milla#Marvel#Dum-Dum Dugan#Bucky Barnes#Human Torch#Jim Hammond#Toro#Tom Raymond#Sub-Mariner#Namor McKenzie#Nick Fury#Peggy Carter#Baron Zemo#Master Man#Red Skull
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Patrick O'Connell does his best to get rid of Simon Templar, as villainous henchman Rogers in The Saint: The Persistent Patriots (5.15, ITC, 1967)
#fave spotting#patrick o'connell#the brothers#edward hammond#the saint#the persistent patriots#1967#itc#so the persistent patriots is something of a gold mine for fave spotting‚ with multiple blorbos turning up to variously help#and hinder Simon's work. the ep itself may be a problem episode (see the tags on the ed woodward fave spotted post for more detail) but i#can happily say that Pat's appearance in no way contributes to the problems. he's a pure delight here‚ getting to go full wicked henchman#very much a jobbing actor at this point in his career (although having had some success on stage) this guest spot captures him just before#a change in fortunes; the following year he'd have a supporting role in Frontier and land the starring role in ATV's Fraud Squad#and then of course The Brothers was just a few short years away... he's on fine form here‚ i suspect rather having fun as a violent hired#goon. his relationship to the other villains is never specified but i think it's safe to assume he's hired muscle; everyone else is either#a native of or expat from the fictional African country at the heart of the story while Pat is‚ uh‚ inexplicably from Liverpool#his approximation of a scouse accent isn't terrible but it is strong and most importantly completely without explanation#the events‚ as I said‚ concern an African state and the action is set in London.. why not his own accent? why not standard bbc rp for that#matter? was this a scripting choice or a bizarre decision of Pat's own making? he was Irish born but Birmingham raised and I'm fairly#certain his voice in The Brothers is essentially his own natural speaking voice. his voice here is.. something. but it's fun and he gets to#nearly kill Simon Templar twice‚ making him a cut above the standard Saint henchperson#also fun to see his pre Brothers hairstyle#(ie. when he was a little less receding..)
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Doctor Who - The White Dragon collection cover revealed
Here’s the fabulous cover by David Roach for Doctor Who - The White Dragon, the next collection of Panini's Thirteenth Doctor comic strips from Doctor Who Magazine, out next year
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"I joined another band! I joined Yes! They listen to me!"
🎥: @bikinibottomdayz
#almost famous musical#almost famous broadway#brandon contreras#silent ed#i love silent ed's reactions#would have loved to see brandon's jeff bebe#they're so attractive...#their silent ed's interactions with alisa's penny are so cute#almostfamousedit#musicaltheatreedit#broadwayedit#broadwaygifs#broadwaydaily#their bebe jakeim's hammond and jana's penny would've looked really good on stage#tw: smoking?
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Reading this three years later is so weird! I love that some of these people were on the show, but damn does it hurt to read Sean Lock's name. 🐯 🍺 🤍
Since apparently someone up there listens to my prayers and we will be having Victoria Coren-Mitchell and Alan Davies in the 12th season of Taskmaster, I might just drop the list of my dream participants
Tom Allen: he’ll probably beat the record for the biggest amount of meltdowns and I’m here for it
Maisie Adams: she is incredibly sweet and hilarious and I have the feeling she would come out with some genius ideas
Richard Ayoade: honestly I just love him
Bill Bailey: he’s talented, resourceful and clever…and I want him to play the main theme during every episode, always adapted in a different genre
Fern Brady: pure chaotic evil
Gyles Brandreth: he’ll probably complete no task at all and spend the whole time telling Alex stories about his life, but it would be entertaining anyway
Kevin Bridges: he would disagree with any of Greg’s decisions
Susan Calman: she is too adorable for this world and always brights up the room
Alison Hammond: YES. Just yes
Cariad Lloyd: she gives me some strong Sally Phillips-madness vibes
Sean Lock: he’ll probably burn the house down. Still, I want to watch him cursing and flipping out at tasks for ten episodes.
Jason Manford: he emanates hopeless and helpless dad’s vibes
Siobhán McSweeney: same as for Richard Ayoade, I love her and I just want to watch her compete
David Mitchell: now that his husband and his wife have both been/will be part of the cast, I think it’s his turn. Make taskmaster posh and repressed again, David!
Diane Morgan: she will either be astonishingly good or an hilarious catastrophy
Dara Ó Briain and Ed Byrne in the same season bickering like an old married couple
Sandi Toksvig: I want to see her arguing with herself on what could be the smartest way to solve the tasks
Sindhu Vee: she would probably terrorise Alex and I have the feeling she would do pretty well in the competition
Claudia Winkleman: I love chaos and Claudia is chaos and sweetness bottled up
#sean lock#taskmaster#channel 4#greg davies#alex horne#little alex horne#alan davies#victoria coren mitchell#claudia winkleman#sindhu vee#sandi toksvig#dara o'briain#ed byrne#diane morgan#david mitchell#siobhan mcsweeney#cariad lloyd#jason manford#alison hammond#kevin bridges#susan calman#panel show#british comedy
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Hunger Games: Chancellor Battle Royale
Get ready for another edition of the Hunger Games! This time with various Chancellors of the Exchequer (and some Shadow Chancellors cuz why not).
Who will win the honour of being the best Chancellor?
#hunger games: chancellor battle royale#hunger games#rachel reeves#jeremy hunt#kwasi kwarteng#nadhim zahawi#rishi sunak#sajid david#philip hammond#george osborne#alistair darling#gordon brown#kenneth clarke#norman lamont#john major#nigel lawson#geoffrey howe#denis healey#roy jenkins#james callaghan#reginald maudling#ed balls#hugh gaitskell#john smith#john mcdonnell#michael howard#lolitics#uk lolitics
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Davis's control in The Letter is only in part a matter of repression. She plays Leslie Crosbie as a bored, stifled housewife forced to expend her libido in the creation of a crocheted white coverlet. Still, her Leslie is also a sociopath, a calculating killer and remorseless liar, ceaselessly putting on acts for those around her because authentic emotions — other than murderous rage, that is — are not part of her psychological makeup. Even as Leslie fires the gun repeatedly at Hammond's dead body in the opening moments of the film, her face is stonelike, her feelings impossible to penetrate, and it's this ambiguity that makes it possible for audiences to question Leslie's motives from the beginning, even while we give her some benefit of the doubt. (Ed Sikov, Dark Victory: The Life of Bette Davis)
BETTE DAVIS as LESLIE CROSBY in THE LETTER (1940)
— dir. William Wyler
#bestie davis#bette davis#classicfilmsource#classicfilmblr#uservintage#cinemapast#cinemapix#filmblr#moviegifs#the letter#1940s#*gifs#in my flop era
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