#Eat my ass
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tf2heritageposts · 10 months ago
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the us military and its soldiers are all horrible people continuing the cycle of violence for the sole reason of capitalism and increasing the US’s global power. i absolutely loathe soldie-
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wait soldier no i’m sorry i didn’t mean you
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valetoria · 3 months ago
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Imagine posting porn and tagging it anything else than porn. Like, it's not X characters or X reader honey, it's porn
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xxxmonsterboy · 7 days ago
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Am I a good boy?😈🖤
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lovethatmakingcoffee · 8 months ago
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everyone and their moms: weeehhhhh vox and Alastor's relationship is one sided and al rejected vox, and vox is undeserving of Alastor for reasons and Alastor is fanon aroace so that means that they can't be together also Alastor is an emotionally stunted ass burgers serial killer who was just using Vox and threw him away at the drop of a hat waaaaahhhhhh
Me: I'm gonna draw Alastor so in love in every comic I make of them that he might as well be wearing Valentino's heart shaped glasses while looking at Vox, fuck you
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sandypuppet · 1 month ago
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Me scrolling through the redacted audio tag trying to find a crumb of M!listener content
Us masc listeners are dying out here
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yooniesim · 1 year ago
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why the fuck is addiction part of a mod for neurodivergent ppl in sims? are we not stigmatized as drug seeking criminals enough for you? on top of that, the poll regarding it is behind a paywall. fuck off
edit: better explanation for what I feel that isn't just an angry reaction here
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harrylights · 2 years ago
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therapist: and what do we do to cope with difficult situations?
me: draw harry styles as an angel fairy??
therapist: *takes off glasses and pinches the bridge of their nose* no
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hantenguclonesimp-minuszoha · 8 months ago
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Your drawing proportions are kind of ick
It reminds me of my middle school drawings. You should improve your art first before you show it publicly and make people go blind
Well, there you have it, folks.
Anonymous asks are closed FOR GOOD.
I'm not gonna sit here just to get my inbox spammed my people who like to suck my dick because they don't have lives.
They only open during requests.
Good fucking night.
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xxxmonsterboy · 7 days ago
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I just need someone to mount me, grab me by the horns, and fuck me🖤
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swordsandholly · 9 months ago
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We just had the worst town meeting at my job. Everyone was asking questions about pay and the leadership team was like IDK. Painfully unprepared.
Props to the anon in the Teams chat who called them out on a 2% cost of living increase and then sending the board to a v fancy resort for a trip.
But also when ur top earners are getting bonuses bigger than the entire years salary of low earners that’s mad fucked up. Like bro I take home $27k after taxes how come u get a $30k bonus on top of ur six figures.
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chasshaex89 · 1 year ago
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You can eat my ass but have to taste my titties first 😈
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chipthekeeper · 3 months ago
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somebody on twitter trying to tell me the phase one high republic comics are bad. some people can’t be saved
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suicideandcheese · 25 days ago
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Wiseman Whys
All you got is a life and a moment but You let it slip, you slip eh, away you where Yourself like a night, your stars ablaze With soul, with none, with esoteric Nothings. Amount to yourself. You do Not. That lived-in feel again, among Unknown depths, latent, untapped. Alienations of mind, stains of the spirit Unveiled. Entities endowed. Allowed, We die into it like a good hill. A disc lodged into a hill. Die on a hill and call it reality. My mother is proud I showed up To work yesterday. I am proud To die in every moment like a who-man. Every lodge worth a death Meant its breaths a dirty wordy, But suffocates under secrecy United. States of mind are just a jam. Peanut butter my politics. I'll be your bread. Hey, man. The wiseman whys. Find Your own disguise. This stunted worth ever riches, Should god-presidents allow, bitches.
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service4marriedmen · 4 months ago
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"I didn't say you'd get to suck my dick, I said you'd get to service me."
He was gonna make me work for it and earn the right to take his nut, and he was gonna thoroughly enjoy it!
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ramseyr · 1 year ago
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I hope the anti's can find a hobby outside of consuming media simply to shit on it and it's creator.
Y'all are pitiful. You're not avengers. You're not superheros. You're not some magic wizard who drags up decades old drama just because you can't pull the stick out your ass. You're a bunch of sad incel griping fucks. Go outside.
Fuck you. I hope you get sued. 🖕
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xxxmonsterboy · 7 days ago
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Face down ass allllllll the way up😈
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