#Eat my ass
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the us military and its soldiers are all horrible people continuing the cycle of violence for the sole reason of capitalism and increasing the US’s global power. i absolutely loathe soldie-
wait soldier no i’m sorry i didn’t mean you
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YabaBeth 😍😍😍💛💛💛🍑🍑🍑
#yababeth#shake that ass#twerk that ass#round and brown#clap that ass#can i eat your ass#shake that fat ass#can i smell your ass#that ass fat#sit on my face#bend that ass over#eat my butt#eat that ass#eat my ass#eat my pussy#fine ass women#damn she fine#slim fine#fine as fuck#so fine#fine ass black women#sexy black woman#black queen#beautiful black women#black beauty#black and gorgeous#black and thick#thick black ass#black and sexy#black and beautiful
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Imagine posting porn and tagging it anything else than porn. Like, it's not X characters or X reader honey, it's porn
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everyone and their moms: weeehhhhh vox and Alastor's relationship is one sided and al rejected vox, and vox is undeserving of Alastor for reasons and Alastor is fanon aroace so that means that they can't be together also Alastor is an emotionally stunted ass burgers serial killer who was just using Vox and threw him away at the drop of a hat waaaaahhhhhh
Me: I'm gonna draw Alastor so in love in every comic I make of them that he might as well be wearing Valentino's heart shaped glasses while looking at Vox, fuck you
#Hazbin hotel#Alastor#Vox#Voxal#Radiostatic#Maybe one day I'll even draw them boning and Alastor begging for it#Who knows#Eat my ass
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hi y'all. this is what i and my tics sound like i guess. ✨️
#poll results#poll#tourettes#inappropriate tic#vocal tic#tic disorder#odd tic#eat my ass#eat my entire ass#anti fakeclaiming#fake claiming will get u immediately blocked
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why the fuck is addiction part of a mod for neurodivergent ppl in sims? are we not stigmatized as drug seeking criminals enough for you? on top of that, the poll regarding it is behind a paywall. fuck off
edit: better explanation for what I feel that isn't just an angry reaction here
#text#nonsims#ceci speaks#negative#ableism tw#sorry to be angry on main again but this pisses me off#i cant even get the meds that work for me bc theyre in an artificial shortage#bc needing stimulants is so stigmatized#eat my ass#adeepindigo
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therapist: and what do we do to cope with difficult situations?
me: draw harry styles as an angel fairy??
therapist: *takes off glasses and pinches the bridge of their nose* no
#i did it anyway sorry nicole 🫶#harry styles#hs fan art#angel harry#ik these are more fairy wings but to that i say:#eat my ass#:)#my art#mine#harry styles fan art#larry stylinson#hs1
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Your drawing proportions are kind of ick
It reminds me of my middle school drawings. You should improve your art first before you show it publicly and make people go blind
Well, there you have it, folks.
Anonymous asks are closed FOR GOOD.
I'm not gonna sit here just to get my inbox spammed my people who like to suck my dick because they don't have lives.
They only open during requests.
Good fucking night.
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We just had the worst town meeting at my job. Everyone was asking questions about pay and the leadership team was like IDK. Painfully unprepared.
Props to the anon in the Teams chat who called them out on a 2% cost of living increase and then sending the board to a v fancy resort for a trip.
But also when ur top earners are getting bonuses bigger than the entire years salary of low earners that’s mad fucked up. Like bro I take home $27k after taxes how come u get a $30k bonus on top of ur six figures.
#personal#I just need to rant#I should’ve spoken up but I didn’t know how to without violently cussing them out#the fucking president was facetiming in bc he’s on vacation in CA (other side of the country)#eat my ass
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somebody on twitter trying to tell me the phase one high republic comics are bad. some people can’t be saved
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"I didn't say you'd get to suck my dick, I said you'd get to service me."
He was gonna make me work for it and earn the right to take his nut, and he was gonna thoroughly enjoy it!
#get to work#get down there#get your tongue in there#make me feel good#made me work for it#eat my ass#rim me#service me#gave him what he wanted#service my hole#eat my hole#lick my ass#lick my hole#eat it#show me what you can do#show me how much you want it
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You can eat my ass but have to taste my titties first 😈
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okok. now it's "do you wanna eatttttttt... MY ASS?" gotta love the versatility of my tics. it's like my brain just keeps editing my already existing tics instead of giving me new ones lol.
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I hope the anti's can find a hobby outside of consuming media simply to shit on it and it's creator.
Y'all are pitiful. You're not avengers. You're not superheros. You're not some magic wizard who drags up decades old drama just because you can't pull the stick out your ass. You're a bunch of sad incel griping fucks. Go outside.
Fuck you. I hope you get sued. 🖕
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“we need more platonic male friendship in media!!!!!” unless those platonic male friends are balls deep in each other I don’t give a fuck
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when people get mad about billy stans “woobifying” him and “babygirlifying” him its like
what do you expect me to do? realistically?
we’re all in agreement that our fictional dudes are little dolls we like to play with essentially so its like... do you think, because hes an asshole character, i should be sitting here playing with him like hes godzilla tearing down a city? is that my only option to satisfy you, oh wise random person on the internet who i must apparently bow down to?
will it help you sleep better if i let him do that after i paint his nails and brush his hair? what do you want from me im trying to live life
#like people are so insane about how other people treat fictional characters how about you mind your business instead#focus on that maybe#eat my ass
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