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puppetgearing · 5 days ago

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IM GOING TO KMS

#HE SAID THE CRAFTMANSHIP IS MEDIOCRE #DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS #SHAKE YOU #EXPLODE YOUR HOUSE #DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANNNNNNNNN #MY HC OF HIM KNOWING HOW TO CRAFT IS IN NATION #AIDHWJFJEJFJEJFJEJFKRKFKRKEKFKPAPEDK #dont talk to me in the next few hours my emotions are HAYWIRE #EHEKEKFJWKFKEKFK #HI POOKIE ILL PUSH U OFF THE CLIFF #LOOK AT DURIN #LOOK LOOK #LOOK AT HIS (OUR) SON #AUAGAHSHQHSH #BITE BITE BITE #BAKRNRANBDSJD #also he doesnt need to call me out abt hoping for this day #excuse you i spent MY bday looking forward to yours shut the fu #.wanwan

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karda · 8 months ago

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the innate horror of google earth

#seeing ur childhood home changed rahhhhhhh *explodes #this one pissed me off a lot . still dont know if i like it #i hope the feeling i was going for comes across #seeing something permanently changed and out of your control when the memory of it is so frozen in ur head .#the horror that is google earth ❤️they shouldn't let me on there #my art #esp the fact u cant see much #never in always outside the house #always just below the front steps

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p4nishers · 1 year ago

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crowley, drunk off his ass: and i was yk just some fucked up soul born in cold and rain but he was my fucking sunlight or whatever

hozier, frantically writing on a napkin: HHHMMMM TELL ME MORE

#hozier is INSANELY azicrow coded and i am going feral over the implications that crowley heard the lines 'if the heavens ever did speak she #the last true mouthpiece' LIKE EXCUSE ME?????????#'u called me angel for the first time my heart leapt from me' and crowley cries himself to sleep #'heaven is not fit to house a love like u and i' and crowley projectile vomits onto the floor #'it cant be unlearned i have known the warmth of your doorways' 'i slithered here from eden just to hide outside ur door' 'though i burn how #could i fall when i am lifted by every word u say to me' and his ass is GONE he has EXPLODED #good omens #inefabble husbands #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #azicrow #hozier #crowley #aziraphale

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katakaluptastrophy · 1 year ago

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The Nine Houses must be absolutely terrifying to fight.

And not just because their invasions start with a drop ship full of pimply 14 year olds inexplicably armed with zweihanders whose entire remit is to cause a mass casualty event for necromantic purposes...

We're mostly introduced to the schools of necromancy at the beginning of GTN, before we have broader context beyond "ooh, new magic system." But if you think about it in light of what we later learn about the Cohort:

Second House: they can literally drain your life force to power up their cavaliers. "It’s said they all die screaming"

Third House: that pile of corpses in no man's land? They're being used as a power up. Also, someone's just rearranged your face; your arse is on backwards.

Fourth House: that pile of corpses in no man's land? They're bombs now. And if you corner a Fourth House necro, they're a bomb too!

Fifth House: at best, they're the weird technicians for the Houses' horrifying blood and monolith based FTL system. At worst, it doesn't matter if you kill yourself to avoid capture or if you hold out under interrogation until you expire, they can still interrogate your ghost.

Sixth House: drop a cigarette or shed a hair on a clandestine operation? These guys now know your age, shoe size, and approximate location. They know what you had for breakfast. They know what you held in the last 12 hours.

Seventh House: that pile of corpses in no man's land? They're armed and marching on you now.

Eigth House: why is he glowing? WHY IS HE GLOWING?!

Ninth House: the guy next to you's bones just became an IED.

#the locked tomb #tlt #tlt meta #blood of eden #the nine houses #The BoE Memorandum of Record at the end of HTN is honestly terrifying #What with its warnings not to engage if you see your dead friends walking around #Descriptions of the Cohort using exploding severed human heads as grenades #And the tidbit that a necromancer can clock the location of a sniper at a range of 3000 meters after a kill.#They also don't think necromancers feel pain like normal humans

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thankstothe · 2 years ago

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#house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #screencap #s06e11 “remorse”#house needs to imply he and wilson are fucking every chance he gets or he will explode #thirteen please kick your dad out of the closet im begging you

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rileyclaw · 2 years ago

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happy valentine's day!! i made a huntlow animatic for the occasion! (i'm very predictable)

#sorry I couldnt embed the actual video onto tumblr! i tried like 4 times but it rejected the .mp4 every time even with compression!#so a link to youtube it is </3 agonies #the owl house #happy valentines day!! i am your local loveless aroace and i think today is delightful bc i get to eat candy and look at cute art all day.#toh #huntlow #animatic #video #willow park #hunter toh #hunter noceda #i just wanted to have fun with this one . let loose . no strict narrative just me going HHHHHNNGGGGGGG and exploding bc of these 2 #Youtube

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vaguely-concerned · 2 months ago

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walking through lucanis' mind prison. the tam lin of it all

#his mind keeps changing forms and you just have to show him you won't let go of him #it doesn't even really matter what you say to him just that you're consistently there to say it. your voice is a comfort. im in pain #I'm having so many feelings about like... rook can't be here. because of all things in the world rook means 'safe'. what if I exploded #what if I just shattered into a thousand pieces and was swept away by the wind actually #'it's better that I stay here than risk losing you' is such pitch perfect trauma logic. freeze logic specifically #on some level he seems to think he keeps rook safe like. existentially. by staying here #it's heartbreaking child magical thinking that makes me wonder like. has he basically been in a place like this inside #ever since his parents died? before that? the ossuary is just new set dressing the underlying logic is OLD. and very very sad to me #'I keep everyone safe by staying here'#(and then the perfect hilarity of having an actual demon be like 'ROOK. YOU TALK TO HIM HE NEVER LISTENS TO ME'#tfw your inner demon gets worried enough to stage an intervention and get you therapy whether you want it or not lmao)#dragon age #dragon age spoilers #dragon age: the veilguard spoilers #dragon age: the veilguard #rook x lucanis #lucanis dellamorte #rookanis #rye staying mostly in gentle professional mode for this one b/c this is literally his training #('I may not be batting a hundred at being a person but I DO know how to deal with fade shenanigans! not to worry I've got you')#except in that last part with the illario mind ghost where he roundaboutly admits 'I need you I don't know how to do this without you'#in rye speak that is very big it's like. third base of his soul or something. we do not ask for things for ourselves in this house #(because we already know we will not receive anyway so that sounds both humiliating and ultimately pointless. no thank you!)#and yet. the things we'll admit for love #the feeling that some of the things varric did for rye immediately post-exile rye is paying forward with lucanis now. don't look at me

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auko-teatime · 5 days ago

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[ Cowboy, hi!!! Lets swap hats!!! Pointy hat for you :). ]

[ Got any outstanding opinions and-or 'teas' on your fellow shopkeepers? (That's how the slang works right?) What's a cowboy doing in a jungle anyways? Or is it just a style thing? ]

"Oh? How stylish!" "Opinions? Tea? Hmm, nothing exactly comes to mind. Tulip is my main supplier, and me and Tai are good friends. Everything here is pretty tame compared to when I, uh, lived in Plainstown." "I... Came to Turitopolis not too long ago. Plainstown wasn't always very, er... quiet... when I lived there. It emptied out after some, uh, 'things' happened."

#ooc:TYSM FOR THE ART #IM GOING TO EXPLODE YOU SEVERAL TIMES!!!!!!!#LOCK YOUR DOORS IN PREPERATION FOR THE TEN MILLION BUGS I AM SENDING TO YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#KILLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/pos #blocktales #block tales #ask blog #rp blog #i wonder what happened? this is totally not relevant to the lore i fabricated and vividly hallucinated as the sole motivator of this blog

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miyagi-hokarate · 2 months ago

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Okay but why didn't Kenny just offer Anthony to use his bathroom though. They were at his house.

#Like okay shitty (pun intended) for Kenny sure but Man's just gonna explode his internal organs #you might as well offer him the nearest bathroom IN YOUR HOUSE WHERE Y'ALL ARE #Cobra Kai Spoilers #Cobra Kai #Kenny Payne #Anthony LaRusso #Miyagi-horiginal

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cowardlybean · 1 year ago

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mob please!! :D nothing specific rlly

i hope it isn't too much to ask!!