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((Hey so fair warning to anyone trying to use a readmore to hide spoilers.... uh, sometimes they just don't fucking work.))
#ooc#I PUT MY IC POST FOR WRENN UNDER A READMORE AND WHEN IT POSTED THE READMORE WAS JUST#GONEZO#EXCUSE ME TUMBLR CAN YOU FUNCTION PLEASE#I'M TRYING TO BE GOOD
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You don’t have to answer this question as it’s probably dumb to ask…but do you know what platform(s) would be a good starting point? Particularly for original content rather then fanart? I heard deviantart is a good place where alot of ppl got there start on but there’s lots of art thrives and such.
don't even worry, it's not dumb at all! it's hard to gauge where to Begin in the vast hellscape that is the online world. i do get this question [and some adjacent questions] often so please allow me to use your ask as an excuse to post a few of my site rankings for various art things!!
for reference, these are the sites I'll be addressing because i have used them at some point within the last year. please note: my information on Cohost and Itaku specifically may be out of date as I haven't used them in a long while. naturally, this is all solely my perspective. i run both a furry/original content account and an anime/fanart account on most of these sites and run them reasonably independently from one another. these rankings are based on how well each account fares on each site.
I will be talking about Patreon and Ko-Fi as if people will only be posting paywalled content there. you Can publicly post on both sites, but for the sake of this post i'm only going to treat them as paywalled sites since well, that's kind of their purpose.
POSTING ART IN GENERAL
the A-tier list sites here are the ones that are most practical, with a decent member presence and little to no algorithms impairing your reach. the only sites here with any sort of algorithm are tumblr and deviantart, but i feel they don't ruin your reach that much.
B-tier list is mostly centered around popularity. there are massive audiences on both masto and twitter. twitter can be really good if you're posting certain content. mastodon has countless instances [read: servers / subdomains, however you want to call them] that can help narrow down an audience and like-minded people. for example, i use mastodon.art whereas many furries may use meow.social. you Can be discovered by people on other servers than yours.
C-tier has been sorted in accordance to audience. this is solely in my experience, but not a lot of new people are flocking to cohost and itaku. we also just hate facebook in this house and i will never give a facebook products a high rating.
F-tier: if you are a new or growing artist, putting your art behind a paywall or making it a chat platform exclusive thing can really hinder your growth. you can still do this of course, but you won't get as many eyes on your work as you would on a public gallery. threads is there solely due to privacy issues that Cannot be overlooked. i will not recommend it.
POSTING ORIGINAL CONTENT / CHARACTERS / NON-FANWORKS
here's how i'd grade these sites for posting Original content, characters, stories, etc. your best sites will likely be furaffinity, deviantart, and tumblr. i've put these three here for their tag use, discoverability, and audience presence. tumblr can be a little glitchy with its tags, but they DO function.
A-tier is entirely centered around audience presence. these sites are great for showing off your work, but they don't have the same population as the S-tier. mastodon can be good as the quieter instances give you more discoverability. bluesky has been THRIVING when it comes to the furry community as of late [i'm personally on there daily] - the only reason i don't put it as S-tier is because it's invite-only AND you need to rely on your work being found through the Feeds feature if you aren't an already established artist.
B-tier: useful, but population may hinder your growth. toyhouse is GREAT for posting your original characters and stories, but it is invite-only and not necessarily gallery-focused [it can be USED for a gallery, but it's not the main purpose]. you can also post stories and lore to toyhouse. discord and telegram are Good, but again it can be hard to gain an audience through sites that require invites.
C-tier: it is DIFFICULT to grow on paywalled sites with original content. cohost [to my knowledge] has been stagnating with the release of bluesky.
F-tier: threads sucks, the end.
POSTING FANWORK, FANFIC, FANDOM CONTENT IN GENERAL
S-tier here is sorted because of audience presence. while twitter does suck, i'm finding a LOT of success there with fanart. tumblr is The fandom site of course. furaffinity is great for a surprising range of fanart that isn't exclusive to furry, and deviantart's Groups feature is still going strong which can give you that extra exposure.
A-tier is: fans Go here, but the population or algorithm can make things tricky. instagram is good for fanwork but the algorithm and the speed that things are posted there can make discoverability an uphill battle. patreon; if you make comics or art with fan characters [especially 18+ content lmao] you can grow pretty rapidly there. patreon, like any other paywalled site, should be a secondary site and not your Primary posting location. artfol and pillowfort are still growing. pillowfort has a Communities feature - sort of like deviantart groups - that you can submit your art to which gives you that extra exposure. artfol is just a nice gallery site and the tagging system is,, decent enough. a little confusing because the tag system looks up keywords in posts and titles First, you have to tab over to hashtag searching specifically.
B-tier: invite only and audience reach. again, bluesky relies on your art to be picked up in Feeds, as there's currently no tag search. inkblot is growing but has a decent audience. ko-fi isn't as known as patreon for exclusive content but it's still a good site. mastodon has tagging that makes discoverability easier, but mastodon and its many servers can make things confusing for some people. itaku's not as commonly used so it may be harder to gain new eyes there once you establish yourself.
C-tier: posting fanart to these sites Can Work. toyhouse focuses on posting and sorting original characters, so treating it as a gallery site won't get your far fast. it isn't impossible to grow as an artist there, but the site isn't intended for fanart posting. i cannot say much on cohost here. telegram and discord, again, it's harder for people to discover you out of the blue unless you mention your server / channel on another site.
F-tier: fuck threads.
lastly, to address thieves,
thieves are gonna be everywhere. i'm sorry to say, but there will always be shitty people. i recommend the following:
watermark your art. not in the corner, don't just sign in one spot, place a Huge translucent watermark over the WHOLE art. i recommend making it a colour gradient too instead of one solid colour or greyscale.
also: sign your goddamned art! put your username on there!
post a low resolution when sharing online. less than 1200px wide or tall. 72dpi. JPEG format. keep the high res privately for yourself.
add a subtle noise filter over your art. it doesn't have to be high opacity, and it'll make your art a little grainy, but it's good for fucking with AI bots and ruining any print quality potential.
i hope this offers some insight! if you have a different experience on these sites, please feel free to add your testimonial in the replies or reblogs! not every artist is going to have the same experience and growth rate.
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hello i am obsessed with everything your posting and i own the sunshine court book but something is like stopping my from reading it. i need a push please is it incredible cause the first 3 are MASTERPIECES, i’m gonna miss neil’s messed up mind
soz for the late reply i don’t quite understand tumblr But. tbh i also took a while to start tsc for some unknowable reason but when i tell u that it restarted my aftg brainrot with a passion… i literally didn’t really use tumblr before reading tsc but it awakened something in me and made me start Posting and immediately draw renee fan art…
i can’t say that jean doesn’t also have a messed up mind… it’s just a different kind of twisted and honestly it’s super interesting to see how a raven exists outside the nest. like neil went for two (three?) weeks and was so fucked that he kept losing hours of consciousness and was very much Handle With Care physically for a while. even looking at kevin without hearing his perspective you can tell that somethings quite wrong with that boy. so you take someone who experienced the worst of the worst of what the nest & riko had to offer and watch him slowly learn to be a somewhat functioning person just like neil did. throw in the california sun, some lesbians, and the bleach blond guy kevin day himself has a mancrush on and u have one hell of a book
(and u can always use reading tsc as an excuse to reread the og three…) <3!
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Hello 👋
Excuse me, can you talk about 4 arms anatomically plausible please?
I've reblogged a post about that before! tumblr's search function makes it hard to locate, so I'll just link it here.
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Hello tumblr user that I don’t know
May i please suggest Zhongli and the orange heart emoji? xoxoxoxoxox
~tulip anon (i cant get to my emojisss)
"ten-twenty"
tartigglez 100 follower event!
・❥・hello dear tumblr user who i also don't know! i hope this is satisfactory
・❥・zhongli x gn!reader
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・❥・zhongli is sick (poor babie), food (soup for sick!li), zhongli doesn't understand mortal sickness, modern au, (idk why i'm warning for this but some people are grossed out by it) li blows his nose at one point
zhongli x 🧡
as an archon, sickness did not apply to zhongli. it was a problem that he never faced. so when his mortal form came down with a case of the cold, it was quite literally the most dramatic he had been with you in a very long time.
it was actually quite funny, hearing his voice go all nasally and having such a graceful and uptight man laying on your sofa as you made soup for him. of course, he didn’t find it very funny when you giggled at him.
“dear~ please stop laughing, i feel so… what’s the thing you say? ippy?”
you couldn’t control your laughter, “icky, zhong. icky.” of course you wouldn’t laugh at him if something was seriously wrong, but right now he was just a little under the weather, and would be walking around liyue like nothing had happened in a couple of days time.
“i finally understand what you mean when you say that. it’s not nice”
“i know its not nice dear, here.” you brought a bowl of the soup over to him, as well as a box of tissues. giving him a moment to sit up, you got the thermometer off the coffee table and checked his temperature again, and to your surprise it actually wasn’t too badly out of range. then you handed him the box of tissues so he could blow his nose.
“so, what is it i do again? just, exhale into it?” gosh he was clueless, how adorable. then again, how could you blame him? it's not like archons are built the same as humans, nor do they have the same bodily functions or needs, it's just a change for him, that’s all.
“yes, but hard, so you can get all the icky out”
“i can’t help but feel like you’re using that word wrong”
you looked at him with mock insult, mouth wide as you placed your hand on your chest. “well excuse me, master of linguistics!”
“haha~ i jest my dear”
after eating the bowl of soup, and making yet another pathetic attempt at blowing his nose, zhongli asked you to come back into the living room, inviting you to sit beside him, which you humbly declined, much to his dismay. opting to sit on the armchair opposite him instead
“dear, why won’t you sit near me?”
“‘li, you do realise… how sickness spreads… right?”
“uhm… yes”
“tell me how”
“well, when mortals…”
“when mortals…?” you gazed at him, raising an eyebrow.
“fine, it is in fact… a gap in my knowledge. but, i did read somewhere, that a true loves kiss cures all ails”
“archons, ‘li. you do know those books are fiction right?” you giggled at him again, laughing at his cluelessness. for someone who has spent his whole existence protecting mortals, he doesn’t seem to know much about their actual workings.
“uhm… well… you should try it anyway! kiss me better!”
let's just say, the day ended with a very long winded biology lesson about the transmission of viruses....
© tartigglez, 2023. do not copy, translate or repost
#cael is talking to 🌷 anon :0#genshin x reader#zhongli#zhongli x reader#genshin impact#zhongli x you#zhongli fluff#tartigglez 100 follower event
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Hi. I don’t know what to title this. But I think I kind of just wanted to make a post to warn??? Inform??? People, especially minors, about what this community and lowkey just individuals in general can be like and about how it’s affected me.
For those of you who are newer or just didn’t know, I made my blog and “officially” joined this community when I had turned 17. I had a previous background of being on kik where I had met people similar to me and just made me feel better about the way I was. Do I think 17 is too young to be on this site? Absolutely not. Do I think that there are certain precautions people, especially minors, should take? Absolutely I do.
I had left kik because it was becoming very draining for me. Those of you who have ever had kik and interacted with knismos probably know what I mean. I absolutely wasn’t practicing the safe behavior that I should have been, and I let myself be taken advantage of time and time again at the mere ages of 15-16. I knew better. But manipulation and abuse are things young people are especially susceptible to, especially a kid who wasn’t really receiving a healthy amount of attention at home.
So then I turned 17 and moved to tumblr. I just liked it. I made my cute little blog and was eager to make better friends who would treat me with dignity and respect. This was when tumblr group chats were still a thing, and so I joined a pretty popular tickling group chat. At the time all ages were allowed. And I was happy for a while, I made friends and became especially good friends with the owner of the group chat. At the time, he was 20.
I became infatuated with him. It wasn’t healthy by any means, and it was gross. However, I don’t believe that it was my fault anymore. He was absolutely flirting with me, rationing his attention in a way that left me desperately craving more, even sending me gifts from time to time. I told him everything, he knew everything that made me tick and how to draw me in slowly but surely.
Here’s the thing. He had a girlfriend. I did not know this. I knew he had been flirting with another girl, sure, but he was so off and on with her that I really didn’t know what to believe. And so he starts getting more public in his flirtations with me; reblogging my posts, tagging me in gifs, mentioning me in various posts. His girlfriend or her friends must have found out somehow, because on my 18th birthday I’m getting flamed through asks and getting sent death threats on how I’m disgusting and I’m a home-wrecker and that I should really just go. How confusing do you think that is for a young girl?
I confronted him about it. I was sick of putting up with and cleaning up after his messes. He tells me he’s sorry, that I don’t deserve it, that he’s going to fix it and that I didn’t do anything wrong. I know I didn’t. He’s been in the wrong all along. He preyed on me.
I was coerced into sending him photos. Videos. I was molded into this mess that couldn’t function normally without his approval. I was disgusted by myself and I didn’t know how to make things better. Eventually I cut him out of my life.
I think it’s important to add to this that I have never known a love that wasn’t abusive. I’m not saying this to make it better because it doesn’t. But I know how many young girls out there who are in the exact same situation I was. Please, please protect yourself. The idea of an older person making you feel good about yourself might seem appealing but I’m begging you. Don’t give into that. You will find other outlets that are healthy and right. You don’t have to fall into that cycle of abuse. And just know if you have/are going through that, it is not your fault. People that age know better. It doesn’t matter what excuse they give.
It’s worth saying that I’ve been through a couple more abusive relationships/friendships after that. This one person I was friends with, around two years ago, happened to be my age and I was eager to be ready to engage in friendships again. He ended up being the most emotionally abusive person I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. You get love bombed the first few months and then it gets turned into an endless cycle of torment.
My body wasn’t enough for him. He wanted more than my presence as a friend and so I had to change for him. Of course he would never outright say it, but being gently pressured over and over again to eat more, gain more weight, be less excited when I’m talking about things, only be happy when he’s the one giving me attention and following his rules. It was hell and I don’t know why I put up with it for so long.
I eventually cut him off too. I was an adult at this point and so was he but really abuse can happen at any age. I was definitely more susceptible to it considering how I was treated when I was 17, a child, but my point remains the same. I can’t tell you what to do. But all I ask is that you take the precautions to preserve your youth. Don’t make “friends” with adults in a community like this. Don’t let your life force get drained away by people who want to morph you into something you’re not. Be. Careful.
This was mostly just me having a therapeutic moment, but if you read this far, I hope it can help you in some way, too. And if you can relate to anything I said, I’m sorry. You deserve better than what you got and I only wish the best in the future for you. I love you. There are people out there who will treat you in a healthy way and there is so much more to life than the internet.
I guess it’s also reasonable for me to give props to people who have really changed my life for the better and that I’m super grateful for.
@still-not-rly-sure I love you and you’re a great friend, even if I suck at checking tumblr dms
@b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b I miss you and I’ve been a shitty friend recently when it comes to discord messages but you’re my first friend and I’ll always be grateful for you
And a suuuuper big thank you to my literal bestest friend right now @siastema-switch 🩷🩷 I love you so so much and I can’t even think of the words right now to describe how thankful I am for your friendship, your care, and your love. I’m very very excited to see you soon sweet girl
#jade speaks#the way spooky people can get you attached to their vicious cycle is something that should not be underestimated I can’t stress it enough#I’m not perfect by any means#but it wasn’t my fault. and it’s not yours either
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Law, my beloved.
I've just finished reading Law's novel and I've been writing some random thoughts while I was doing it. Here they are (spoilers, obviously):
I had never really thought about exactly what Law had to do to cure himself of his disease and removing his liver with the help of his fruit to operate himself without anesthesia was not in my bingo card.
Thank you for your service, Wolf.
Law taking pity on Bepo and giving him a place to stay… you are a good person, Trafalgar, stop saying you are not !!!!!!!!
And Law also decides to have Shachi and Penguin stay with him because he's mad that Shachi's uncle would try to do to them what Doflamingo did to him… please, get off tumblr, I want to be alone.
Law has social anxiety and I mean, I’m not surprised.
I've said several times that Law functions like Doflamingo in the sense that he doesn't do anything for anyone that doesn't bring him personal benefit, and now it turns out that this novel is teaching me that it's something he also learned from the second man who saved his life. But Wolf's principle of give and take sounds more like an excuse for the children to be kind to each other and to others. Given what their stories are (not only Law's but also Bepo's, Shachi's and Penguin's), it's a good way to teach them basic decency. And in the end, that principle doesn't mean anything when it really matters to either Wolf or Law.
I had also never thought about the reaction Law might have had upon learning that Doflamingo has become the king of Dressrosa. At that point he is 16 years old and the events of Minion Island are not that far behind him. And the parallel between Law's nightmares upon discovering the news with Doflamingo's nightmares about what he experienced as a child… the idea of Doflamingo's recurring nightmares are one of my favorite details about his character because it's the one detail that makes him human and vulnerable, that would almost make you empathize with him if it weren't for literally everything else.
Me when the group first sees the submarine that will later become their pirate ship:
It's funny that Law stops Wolf from killing his own son because he doesn't want to see again how someone is capable of killing his own family and you can see the parallels with Homing and Doflamingo, only Homing was never able to do anything against his son and the consequences were devastating for everyone.
I'm SO GLAD Law's reasons for going out to sea were not only his revenge against Doflamingo, but also to find out what exactly is the freedom that Corazon gifted him. His revenge is important but it also has to do with making amends for the mistake he and Corazon made in not being able to stop him from taking Dressrosa. And yet there is also purity in his journey because he loves his people and they love him, his journey is not completely tarnished by anger.
In conclusion, mom I love him.
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navigation post & faq
ao3 my poetry insta for fanart
Marauders fanart (tumblr)
Marauders microfics (tumblr)
Marauders fanfics (ao3)
Operation Walburga's Arbitrary No Kissing Ever Rule – T | Jegulus | 11/11 | wc:91k A 10 Things I Hate About You AU where James fake dates Regulus so Sirius can date Remus again
All My Theory Complete — M | Jegulus | 25/25 | wc: 166k a slow burn Hogwarts fic with a hopeful end.
Watch Me Meet My End — G | Wolfstar | 1/1 | wc: 2.3k Remus finds out about Sirius' escape from Azkaban
On Lies And Spies — M | Peter | 1/1 | wc: 2.7k On Halloween 1981 Peter does not mean to betray his best friend, but somehow everything goes wrong.
blindspot — G | Jegulus | 1/1 | wc: 3k turns out dogs, deer and wolves are red-green colourblind, which has some questionable consequences for the people who can turn into said animals
Something That Tastes Almost Divine — G | Prongsfoot | 1/1 | wc: 2.6k unrequited but very intimate Prongsfoot
If you ask nicely — T | Jegulus | 1/1 | wc: 1.2k James is great at flirting. What he is not great at, he recently had to learn, is being flirted with.
Borrow My Name — E | Jegulus | 10/10 | wc: 30k James is Regulus' new neighbour, who finds many excuses to knock on his door
let's walk the road backwards the way we came — M | Marauders | 4/4 | wc: 5.4k It shouldn’t have come to anyone’s surprise that Remus is the first of the Marauders to die.
high delight — E | Jegulus | 1/1 | wc: 4.7k james is scared of flying on planes, regulus makes for a very good distraction
Les Mis fanart (tumblr)
Les Mis fanfics (ao3)
Now Warm in Love — G | Courf/Jehan | 1/1 | wc: 1.0k Jehan has an awful day and Courfeyrac has an awful sweater
A Piece of Sun — G | Triumvirate | 1/1 | wc: 395 a character study of the triumvirate comparing them to the sun
Nature Assigns the Sun — G | Courf | 1/1 | wc: 2.2k Courfeyrac struggling with not being alright all the time and asking for help
FAQ
Can I translate your fics? you can, as long as it stays on ao3 and is marked as a translation with the ao3 function
Can I post your fics elsewhere? no.
Can I bind your fics? if you do it yourself by hand only for personal use and do not make a profit off of it, go ahead! (and also show me pls i wanna see)
Can I put your fics on Goodreads or Storygraph? no
Can I use your art as my profile picture/lockscreen/... sure, if it's on the internet credit me properly though
Can I repost your art? don't repost if you have nothing to add to it. if it is merely a compliment or some excitement about my art, reblog/retweet/etc my post instead and add it in the comments/tags/etc. if you do have something new to add (using it as visualisation, art/detail analysis, etc) feel free to repost it as long as you give proper credit (link back to the og post & tag me). however, don't repost my art on social media platforms i am on when i haven't posted it there myself yet
what about fanarts you made for other fics? please do not use the fanart i make for certain fics to relate to other fics. those fanarts are gifts to the authors of the fics they're about and i want them to stay connected to those fics
Can I use your fics/art as training data for AIs/use AI to to expand on your fics/art? absolutely not. I do not endorse the usage of AI in any creative field whatsoever
#marauders#les mis#mine#the common factor of my fandoms is gay and dead#my words#my art#my writing#hp#*
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I'm Eddie. 24 year old autistic guy from Canada with a special interest in toys. I post about plushies, figurines, dolls, and sometimes robots.
🎠 Before you follow
TERFs and Radfems can fuck off, I love trans women and transfems and my blog has never been a safe space for bigots. No DNI, I'll block if I don't want you interacting. Safe for regressors and kidults, furries, otherkin and therians, objectums/POSIC people, and anyone else considered 'weird' (just keep it SFW and be courteous towards the boundaries of others) If you post untagged flashing lights or eye strain, I will hardblock you. This is for my own safety. My blog is not intended for young children, so please at least follow Tumblr's age guidelines if you're going to interact. I am an adult collector who makes content with other adult collectors in mind, and I am not here to babysit your children. In conclusion: be normal, this is a blog about children’s toys.
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Sensitive content will be tagged accordingly (alcohol, horror themes, IRL food, etc.)
As of recently, all of my personal toy photography will come with image descriptions using the alt text function.
This is a side blog, so I can’t follow back from this blog.
Nobody gets to use my special interest as an excuse to infantilize me or treat me as if I'm not a fully grown adult. I don't care if you think I'm childish for my interest, treat me like an adult and as someone with dignity.
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hi! Just saw your post about no reblogs to communities
Now while you are not normally in my feed (I don’t really check my feed though so idk 😂) I do want to ask because I don’t wanna accidentally cross a boundary:
are we allowed to reblog your works (fics, art, etc) normally? Like click the reblog button and reblog it to our profiles? Or is that also something you wouldn’t prefer?
I hope this doesn’t come off rude I just really want to know so I don’t make a mistake!
yes, absolutely! reblogs are my preferred form of interaction with my works. nearly all of my works have the note of "please reblog to show your support! likes do nothing."
on tumblr, reblogs and reposts mean two very different things. to reblog is to increase the artist's reach, easily show your friends the cool thing you found, have the option to add a comment, and keep a direct connection to the artist's profile and activity. to repost is to post the work as if it is your own, redirect credit to the wrong person, and leave the artist completely in the dark to how their work is perceived.
as they are now, community reblogs are functionally reposts. the artist does not receive the community notes in their own activity, and if they are not a member of the community then they are unable to join the conversation at all. in my opinion, this is not a good move by tumblr especially with the way that artists and authors in this fandom are already often denied respect. that's why i also don't want people to repost my fics to rec them; i have posted them all here and they can easily be reblogged to start that discussion.
as an author, i really want to know what my readers think of my fics! that's why i'm sad when people are too shy to speak to me because i may never know how much they love them. i have multiple spaces to discuss my fics (this very askbox, @fics-and-fables, @overcome-series, and my overcome discord server) so there is no excuse for anyone to go out of their way to discuss my fics while excluding me from the conversation.
until/unless tumblr improves the community reblog function, i do not consent to any participation with them. i will always be extra grateful for my readers who support me by talking to me and taking the extra few seconds to reblog my works.
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Please submit jerma clips for me to review in the askbox, or tag me in jerma clip posts!
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Hi friends! I’m Star, they/it, and I run @isthejermaclipcute
This is all just done for fun, and shouldn’t be taken seriously. I’m just leaning into Jerma community in-jokes and trying to have a bit of a laugh.
Some guidelines for this blog:
I don’t enjoy or tolerate “Jerma isn’t real” jokes on this blog. Please don’t make them here. If you repeatedly make these types of jokes on my blog, I will block you.
This blog isn’t a place for discourse or bigotry. I literally just post about Jerma. He has progressive views and so do I. Please don’t ask me about my political views, this blog is NOT something made as an excuse to platform myself. Having said that…
Terfs fuck off + free Palestine !!!!!
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Notes about clip submission:
For a jerma clip to be viable, it cannot be too heavily edited. Jerma greenscreen clips are an exception to this. As much as I would love to rate everyone’s awesome jerma edits as cute, those types of submissions would quickly fill the blog. (I have plans in future to celebrate jerma editors via “fancam friday”, but this is very much a wip idea.)
AI voice jerma clips are not allowed.
Clips from jerma event streams are totally fine, and in fact encouraged due to their wacky nature!
I’m not very experienced with running this type of blog, or using the tumblr queue function. Currently, I have the queue set to post twice per day, but this may change depending on the volume of clips I can find / are submitted to me.
#faq#not a rating#feel free to send an ask if you have any further questions!#I’ll add relevant stuff to the faq tag
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Idk if it's your kind of thing but, if you feel like it, would you like to do the NSFW alphabet for Michael and/or Trevor? thanks for all of your writing ❤️
---A/N: Always wanted an excuse to do this. LMFAO. I had to do separate posts for both cos tumblr hated how long it was :(
TREVOR: NSFW alphabet Michael's version--> HERE
A) Aftercare : Clingy. He’ll use you as a personal pillow or teddy bear. It’s either he’s practically resting on top of you, or he’s at least holding your hand or linking arms. You can’t escape him after sex.
B) Body part: -His favourite part of his own body would be his biceps. He likes flexing them to you during sex. He loves when you touch them and fondle the muscle. -His favourite part of your body is of course tits. Man tits, lady tits. He’s all for the tits. Big, small? He’ll plant his face in it no matter the size. As long as he can hold onto it during sex, you’ve got his attention.
C) Cum: He’s called ‘The one pump chump’ for a reason. He comes FAST. He’s easily pleased and he’ll end up painting your chest (and tits) in it. He’s a messy guy.
D) Dirty secret: He likes being pegged (fucked from behind). Sometimes he’s not in the mood to be the fucker and would like to be fucked. Literally.
E) Experience: Trevor has a body count of God knows how many. Safe to say he is more than experienced. Although he’s very involved in his sexual life, he is quite sloppy during sex. He does take longer to give it the best he’s got because he’s too busy being so horny that he struggles to function.
F) Favourite position: Either cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. He’s a bit of a pillow princess himself.
G) Goofy: He’s naturally goofy during sex. He’ll say the most random things because he’s in the heat of the moment. He doesn’t mean it, nor does he force it. It comes out accidentally. Sometimes it can ruin the mood because it’s too funny.
H) Hair: He is absolutely filthy so what do you expect? He’s not well-groomed. He lets his hair grow wild. He’ll occasionally wash it when showering (which is once a year). But he doesn’t trim or cut it.
I) Intimacy: He’s quite the charmer when hitting it. Trevor will list all the beautiful things about you. He’ll even express his love through climax but saying “I LOVE YOU!” or “MARRY ME.”
J) Jack off: He masturbates all the time. He jacks off every day. Pornography books and tapes are everywhere. You’ll hear him! You know the time when he strolls into the room with a magazine. He does like his ‘alone’ time by masturbating, but he’ll occasionally ask you to join him.
K) Kinks He has a variety of kinks. Listing from: -Being restraint (ropes) -Scratches/biting -Foreplay/roleplay -Restraining (ropes) -Public sex -Spanking
L) Location: He’ll oppose sex anywhere but the bed. Trevor likes experimenting and is awfully horny when he shouldn’t be. His favourite locations would consist of: -His car -Any regular alleyway -His meth lab -Your kitchen Yep… Specific.
M) Motivation: -His get turned on when you are wearing revealing clothes. Things like shorts, or even a T-shirt with no bra on (where you can see the nipple). Seeing parts of your body gives him a raging boner. -What keeps him going is your praises. Stuff like, “So good, keep going,” and “Harder! Harder!” Knowing he’s making you cry out of pleasure keeps him going.
N) No: He would absolutely laugh in your face if you wanted him to piss on you, or vice versa… Trevor’s kinks can be bad, but not that bad. Anything to do with shit or piss is a hard no.
O) Oral: He likes receiving and giving. He mainly prefers receiving it though. Trevor is a bit of a sucker when it comes to receiving head etc… He’s pleasured beyond man could experience. However, if you’d like to receive it, he’d happily give… But he lacks skill. He’s good at foreplay (teasing and edging) yet he can’t exactly hit the right spot.
P) Pace: Fast and rough, BABY! He’s too eager to be slow. If you ask for slow sex, he’ll cum before you… Like 2 minutes after edging each other. Not really effective which is why he prefers fast and rough.
Q) Quickie: He adores quickies. He wants one often (like every day). Due to his horniness, he’ll want a quickie regularly. That’s when he isn’t masturbating.
R) Risk: He is open to experiments and risks. He is reckless and deranged, he’ll do anything if it means he’ll get pleasure (and you). If you suggest an idea, he’ll consider it almost straight away. “Ain’t that an idea!”
S) Stamina: He can go through some rounds but he isn’t good at lasting long. “One pump chump” will probably cum before you, every time. He’ll happily do another round though.
T) Toys: Trevor is happy to use toys. He’ll use it on himself and you. Dildo, vibrator, whatever it is, he’ll find a way to find pleasure in it. He once used a vibrator on you and asked if you could press it against his erection. That awakened a new favour of his… Expect him to ask for more of that.
U) Unfair: He is a teaser. Master edger to an extent. He likes to see you squirm and ask for more… It keeps him happy. Whenever he hears his name from your mouth, it makes him completely and utterly aroused…
V) Volume: He is loud, he is obnoxious, he is animalistic. Trevor does not care what he sounds like, he is moaning, crying, growling. He is a loud beast and you’ll hear him over the sound of your moans. He is a loud man.
W) Wild card: Trevor loves it when he’s being jerked off in public. Under a table, dick out, holding back moans. He is a sucker for it. You take him in hand and he’ll be asking for more when getting home.
X) X-ray: Being realistic here, he even admits “it’s nothing much, but it gets the job done.” We are talking 4-5 inches. He isn’t exactly a big boy. He doesn’t care though. If you still receive pleasure from it, he’s fine.
Y) Yearning: My Lord, this is Trevor we’re talking about… He’ll fuck you anytime, anyway, any mood. He is absolutely mewling for your body and hole.
Z) Zzz: He’ll seem fine after it (awake and talking). Then when it gets a few minutes later, he’s lights out. Depending on how many rounds you’ve had, he’ll be tired. If it’s a quickie, he’s fine… But if it’s 4 rounds, he’s having a night-time sleep. Expect him to wake up in about 12 hours.
#trevor philips#trevor philips/reader#trevor philips x reader#trevor gta#gta 5#gta v#grand theft auto 5
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****sorry Sandra, we are really misusing your platform to argue. I won't engage with them anymore after this, I promise.
you know what? You are right. You kinda ate that... to a point.
Fuck no I wouldn't want to have a relationship like this.
But to precise, tell me why would a parasocial relationship HAVE TO be toxic? In my book, if you are the slightest invested, which means even go look up the lyrics on genius and go through his discography, you are in a parasocial relationships. Fyi, this is a definition: Parasocial relationships are one-sided relationships, where one person extends emotional energy, interest and time, and the other party, the persona, is completely unaware of the other's EXISTENCE. He definetly does not know about mine, tell me boy/girl, does he know about yours? I don't think so. In other words, to me, if you are a fan, you are in a parasocial relationship. Which would make us in the same boat:)
and, I personally I avoid smut and fanfic like the fucking plague. Not shaming anybody (we are on Tumblr afterall) but If I want to get off, there are other place I go to and that's not Wattpad. So when you talk about "ultimate lover boy image built through wattpad dreams" I know the heck not you ain't talking about ME, but you wouldn't know. You were assuming. I am not a romantic type either, so rom-coms don't strike a chord for me, just to be clear.
Lastly I'll add this: I think they deserve eachother, at the moment. Does he deserve better? YES AND YES, but also he's not doing much to go get it. She became his comfort zone, he's familiar with dysfunction as you said. I believe every consensual couple that exist currently deserve eachother (this does not mean any potential abuse or manipulation is excused). She is too yet to have ONE single functional healthy relationship. He always creates Chaos in his life+ She seeks Chaos in her life= A recipe for disaster. I think they are eachothers "karma" and not in the twin flame romantic sense they have been pushing.
Peace out. After this you can say whatever, please you can have the last word, it's all yours.
Like the previous post, everyone has a right to their opinion. Please be respectful ❤️
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heritageposts anon here tumblrs search function is fucked so i cant find exactly what im looking for but heres a post thats some proof and explanation
https://www.tumblr. com/tributary/732278749975986176/if-antisemitism-isnt-enough-how-about-vile?source=share
Thank you for bringing this up! Using this as a not-so-friendly reminder to anyone following me: the genocide in Gaza is not about religion, it is not "Jewish people versus Muslim people", it is a genocide and an ethnic cleansing of Palestinians. This is not a religious debate. This is a genocide. If you think this is a "Jewish problem", I'm going to ask you to leave or block me, because we all know it isn't. I don't think I'm articulating this correctly, but using a genocide as an excuse to spout religious hate is vile and disgusting and only makes things worse. If I ever reblog something that is in poor taste, adds harm to this, or otherwise needs to be brought to my attention, please let me know so that I can look into it and delete it and work on fact checking better. And again, thank you very much to this anon for pointing this out to me!
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Hi! Genuinely curious. I know a lot of artists don’t like qrts on Twitter because they remove engagement from the original post, but on tumblr, the engagement stays with the original poster, so I’m curious why you don’t want comments on reblogs. Is the engagement thing why you don’t like comments on your art, or is there a different reason?
hi! so im going to write this post with the assumption some people who read it may be unfamiliar with tumblr so pls excuse me if im explaining things you personally already know/is considered common sense/etc... i am also unsure which parts i should consider common knowledge/how far to explain so please forgive me if i overexplain a bit!
so on tumblr, comments on art do not affect engagement, but it is still commonly held etiquette not to add comments directly onto reblogs of art.
the reason for this is that when you add a comment directly onto a reblog (ie, not in tags nor the reply function) is that the comment becomes permanently affixed to that version of the post. it becomes a secondary caption, basically; it is not the same as a reply on twitter or a comment on insta. if the reblog with the comment is reblogged by someone else, that comment will remain and can continue to be shared, even if the commenter were to later delete the post. you now then, effectively, have a new version of the post that has additions to it.
this has become somewhat more of an issue lately, as tumblr recently updated to remove the ability to go to where somebody reblogged a post from. which is to say, if somebody encountered a post that has a lot of additive comments on it, but wanted to reblog the original/a version with less or different comments, they can no longer do so unless they scavenged someones blog for the post manually.
generally speaking, many artists prefer no direct additions be made to their posts (although sometimes people add image descriptor IDs, which i dont mind people doing) so that only the original iteration exists and can be reblogged, without anything extra added onto it that isn't meant to be there. the reply function (looks like a chat bubble at the bottom of a post) is a newer addition, but most people still prefer to add thoughts/commentary in tags -- since reblog tags only serve an organizational purpose within someones own blog/exist to help filter content warnings, it is very commonly used to add comments, since that will stay within someone's specific reblog and will not affect or change a post. original posters are still notified of every reblog and their tags (and i really like to go through and read/reread tags), so any commentary can still be appreciated and seen even without having to attach it to a post directly
tl;dr: id just prefer my art posts to be able to stand alone and be able to be shared that way w/out extra comments/a comment chain on them
i hope this helps answer the question...!
#umbrvx.ask#ofc different ppl are different too... idk if there r ppl who dont care abt additive reblogs but#in my experience using tumblr since like 2012 ik this has been the generally held etiquette...! afaik at least#anyways im sorry if i am overexplaining#ik quite a few new ppl are joining so i didnt know how much to consider common sense or not#also i hope it doesnt seem like i am making a big thing of it i dislike telling ppl what to do...#but ive been seeing it happen a bit more lately n thought itd just be worth at least trying to say something rather than hope ppl just know
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Hey guys, as a quick PSA!
@chantsdemarins @mjsthrillernp @filthyhiddles @peacefulpianist @fictive-sl0th @ladycamillewrites @marissat1998 @kikster606 @terrorsqdtaty @lokisgoodgirl @high-functioning-lokipath @villainousshakespeare @holymultiplefandomsbatman @five-miles-over
I want to support writers and I would love to be tagged in anyone's work. And as some of y'all recently found out and from the reblogs, I am currently obsessed and loving everything about not only Loki but Tom Hiddleston's characters.
However, I have a trigger about cheating. Please please please please please do NOT tag me in Will Ransome x Reader works. I cannot excuse, deny, or ignore that he canonically cheats on his wife, especially with whom he had years of a loving, healthy, happy marriage.
Reading the summary of The Essex Serpent when the pics came out and having it dawn on me what happened. I began to subconsiously project myself onto Stella Ransome. I felt like it was me who was cheated on. That subconsciously, I was not good or pretty enough and that a guy I would love and be devoted to would stick his penis in another woman the second I got sick or was unable to or failed him.
Last year when The Essex Serpent tv adaptation came out, I had to work through this trigger. It was heartwrenching since I love and thirst for Tom like everyone else, but I had to block his tag for a long time on Tumblr. Although I personally have not been knowingly cheated on, seeing clips or gifs or pictures from it would nearly send me into a panic attack, make me unable to sleep at night from the anxiety, and in a horribly sad, angry mood that I would need to find something to distract myself with. Now, it's better than it used to be (go to therapy, kids).
Hell, I wrote an entire, now complete Fix-It-Fanfiction series to cope with how I felt about him with Stella Ransome taking charge of the narrative and her retelling the events of the story, grieving the affair and getting revenge on Will and Cora instead of either slowly waiting to die or drowning herself (If the gifs on Tumblr are right, I think that's what happens, someone corrects me if I'm wrong. RIP me I didn't actually watch it). The master list can be read below or on Archive of Our Own under @VasaliaTheWise.
The Link to Stella of Essex or The Vicar's Wife Betrayed on Tumblr
Link on Archive of Our Own to Stella of Essex or The Vicar's Wife Betrayed
I even enjoy making jokes and roasting him to cope. I still mutter "asshole" whenever I see him across my screen with a pic or gif that slips through the blocked tags. Posts here of me being a hater will be tagged "w*ll hate" if you don't want to read them.
But that is to say, no one on Earth can't write him or thirst after him just because I am one hater. I do my best to ignore your guy's reaction pics and gifs when I see them. I know it's not fair to crap on someone for enjoying him because of how I feel- that I can't tell someone to stop eating a donut because I am on a no-sweets diet.
To be fair, I remember reading one fic of him that is the exception (I'll tag it later) because it was so beautifully written and completely ignored his canon actions. And lots of fics in general ignore canon- and it seems many of y'all's fics do that! From the summaries, y'all's fics are more like "hot priest! wahoo! looks like there's some SINNING going on ;). Oh, and cheating? What cheating? That's not happening!" rather than "yup he was totally right to cheat on Stella." And you guys should feel free to write for whoever you want however you want! Heck, aren't a lot of us writing about Loki, who is canonically a narcissistic, self-destructive, toxic mass murderer?
I wanted to join and follow Tumblrs to feed my passion, interest, and love for Tom but was hesitant to do so because of all the reblogs and stuff regarding Will being the best thing since sliced bread and my personal feelings about this character. And I still want to with tags blocked. And now I am finally following y'all and it feels fantastic and wonderful.
I want to read and support and reblog your works. Please please please tag me in your works about Loki, Prince Hal, Jonathan Pine, James Conrad, Dr. Robert Laing, Captain James Nicholls, Sir Thomas Sharpe, Billy Magnussen, William Buxton, John Plumptree, etc. I will be perfectly happy to reblog and comment on them!
But please please please please do not tag me with anything about Will Ransome (unless it's about him getting karma for what he did and Stella being happy and being comforted).
#PSA#tom hiddleston#tom hiddleston characters#tom hiddleston fanfiction#fanficiton#fanfics#tom thirst#tom hiddleston thirst
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