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[iguessitsjustme]

Deep Night Ep 4 Thoughts

I…took the day off of work for *cough cough* personal reasons. Don’t worry about it I’m only a little sick this time. I’ll be better tomorrow. I think. So since I am not working today, it’s time for Deep Night 4: Cuteness Galore

I mean it when I say this show is so unbelievably wholesome. I was told it was surprisingly communicative but the difference between believing and seeing it with my own eyes is insane. 

I wish I could read Thai. I do not know what is being said. 

Poor Khem just wants to spend time with his boyfriend but is being horrendously and adorably teased.

I love Pan. In case I haven’t said that a million times already.

I love how often these two kiss. They’re simply like “my boyfriend exists? I must kiss him” and sometimes its just a little peck on the cheek and sometimes its a full on make out but no matter what they want their lips on their man and I love it. 

Two people keeping snacks for you? Seiji is living the dream. 

My coworker just texted to say our friendship is over because she has to do one of my tasks. Someone remind me to buy her a little treat tomorrow she’s my favorite person

Oooooo love triangle. Nowwwwwww kiss they will love each other eventually why not start now with a little smoocharoo

Who is this gorgeous woman with Freya? I have a rival? That’s okay. We all have two hands. 

Let them kiss damn it! YAY. I love when the show listens to my inner dialogue.

Actually plans cancelled. I cannot watch right now. There is a truck idling outside my apartment and its making the texture of the air WRONG. I feel like I need to peel my skin off.

Okay we’re back. Fucking trucks. 

Oooohhhh Khem throwing the club's rule at his mother. Then outing his own relationship? I did not see that coming. 

ENGLISH? And holy shit it’s soooo good????

I might be in love with Mr. DJ Man. What’s his name?

Oh jealousy is back. I actually love the jealousy in this show a whole lot. 

Pannnnn. He’s so cute. I adore him.

I love that everyone has just decided to ignore the club’s rules. They’re all dating. All of them.

Khem stop kissing him. Your boy is uncomfortable. Khem. Bro. I know you’re jealous but my man you gotta calm down. I hope he apologizes because he did go a bit overboard. 

IMMEDIATE self reflection. Good for you Khem. I love you. 

Someone give Seiji a hug. 

Honestly I’m not the biggest Ken fan. I’m waiting for him to grow on me. I’m sure he will like other characters. But I’m still waiting. 

Seiji having a Moment™

Oh I love Mr. DJ man. He is me. I am him. We are one.

Okay you two. Now talk it out. Use your words. 

Okay so I have some thoughts on that confrontation with guests. I know Khem is jealous but I don’t think that’s why he said Wela is unavailable. He has already reflected on himself and so far has not had an issue bringing guests to Wela. I think Khem actually has a very good gut instinct of guests that could be inappropriate or potentially dangerous. And he is very attuned to his instincts. So he listens to them. In terms of customer service, he still has some work to do on not escalating. However, he presented reasonable alternatives and I don’t think he was in the wrong here. Now let’s see if I got any of this right. 

Yeeeep. That guest has roving hands. Pan to the rescue. 

Lowkey I don’t think Khem is wrong but I also think Wela should punch him. 

Pan is so smart. I love him. Have I mentioned that in the past five minutes?

Why are the cops here again? Absolutely absurd.

I would be demanding the results of the investigation every single time they came and found nothing. 

Khem leave your mother alone. She needs support now not your misdirected anger.

Oh no are we about to end on sadboi hours? I guess I have no choice but to watch episode 5 now. 

[unethicalexperiments]

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[zooweemama143]

corteo is the most handsome anime boy actually

[christophergist]

Hey, Hey!           YOU, YOU!                           I DON’T LIKE YOUR FIRST MATE! NO WAY! NO WAY!                         I think you need a new one! Hey, hey!                         You, YOU!

                                          I CAN BE YOUR FIRST MATE!

[gemharvest]

HIII TY MICK PLS PAY NO MIND TO THE FACT I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS YESTERDAY..

Nickname: Literally whatever someone wants to call me (as long as it's respectful). I have had people call me "guro" as a shortened way of saying my art username so uhhh take that LOL.

Height: ~5'6"

Favorite School Subject: This is so cliche of me but it was, of course, art. It was almost band but the mental illinios made me have a very love/ hate relationship with it by the end, and also an honorable mention to my Spanish class.

Something I Want to Learn: 3D modeling & animation would be really cool to learn I'm just sitting on my hands with it. I also kinda wanna practice singing but that shit Ain't Happening until I'm moved out and on my own. /lh

Favorite Quote: Serious ones are so hard for me to pull up guhhhhhh.. Tie between the lyrics "You are a thief and a murderer too/ Stole the face that you wear from a craven Baboon/ Cos you did to her and you did it to him/ And you did it before and you'll do it again" from "Spring/Sun/Winter/Dread" by Everything Everything and the lyrics "Know that your life is more frightening than writing a song/ It's an action of fractions you're passing along/ And these oceans of emotion will crash once they hit the shore (I promise you)" from "Fragments" by an Unkindness. Actually a lot of Fragments could go here. Shoutout to trauma. /j Buuuuttt a funny one? Chills reading out "Michiel later describes this spider as being the size of a full grown pizza". Also Waldermite going "Why are you blue?" is funny as hell I have to fight myself not to quote it.

Favorite Food: It rotates a lot depending on what I'm in the mood for/ what I've had a lot of lately but as of nowwwwwww focking hamburgers. Not a favorite but shoutout to the fact that I've been craving a runza so bad for the like. past month.

Favorite Place: Sitting in the car still parked in my work parking lot after I have just clocked out. Very hyper-specific in location and the reason why but shrugs I need to get out more so this is the only answer I got. The Omaha Henry Doorly Zoo is cool tho. I like going to the zoo as the rare vacation we get. 👍

What Can't I Leave My House Without: I also need my glasses LOL. I also need my phone and my wallet on me; earbuds and a sketchbook (w/ tools ofc) as well depending on what I'm going out to do. Been bringing plush friends to places lately as well but that's not rlly a necessity.

Last Song I Listened To: Gotta be honest I had to listen to the songs I picked for the quote question. That said that's a boring answer; the last song I listened to before those was "Californication" by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Identitiy: TME fat agender lesbian it/its-user & (kitty) therian & dubious irl of a couple characters but I don't wanna talk abt it (there's stuff I gotta figure out but I have a job so idrc about that rn /reference).

Eye Color: I usually just simplify it as green bc man every time I think abt it I get less confident in how I describe it. I thiiink it's closest to a grey-green (grey on the outer ring and green around the pupil) but it's hard telling the difference between blue and grey eye colors sometimes. bleh

Hair Color: Naturally brown; I like to bleach the long part of it to be blonde though.

Something I Collect: 1998 Furbies!

Favorite Movie: Heathers (1998) mayyyybbeeee. Hyperfixation bias wants me to say the FNaF movie but I think I like Heathers more objectively.

Favorite Song: [I need everyone to listen to this] but being serious uhhhhh. Man is it lame for me to say it's the The Living Tombstone remix of JT Music's "Join Us for a Bite"? Have not been able to shake it for months now.

Favorite Book: I remember really liking The Great Gatsby so I'm gonna answer that. I wish I read more thoughh.

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

Languages: English but I have retained enough from Spanish class to be able to make some stuff out. Not fluent in it at all though; I need to keep up the study but I'm lazy abt it.

Full Name: You're not getting that. Karl "Sho" "Crust" "Schmidt" gemharvest is the closest you can have. "gemharvest" can be replaced with barnmates and guromaws as well but the url here is gemharvest so.

Tattoos/ Piercings: None atm but I'd like to get both eventually. Parents are disapproving of tattoos so I probably wont get any 'til I'm moved out but piercings might come sooner rather than later. Who knows!

I'm sorry you can put me down but I'm not tagging anybody; I don't got anybody I'd feel comfortable throwing this at. That said, if anyone has read this all and wants to do it feel free to reblog off of me idc.

Hello will. i was tagged by the ever wonderful @isopodhours so here we go tag game time

Nickname: mifs and assorted variants

Height: 5'10

Favorite school subject: art

Something I want to learn: ugmmmmm. how to knit better

Favorite quote: i like the lyrics "ivory towers and plastic flowers" from elo's The Way Life's Meant To Be. from the album time

Favorite food: that snack mix that has pretzels, cheetos, and mini nacho cheese doritos and harvest cheddar sunchips in it.

Favorite place: This gay ass city rochester everyone should visit theres gonna be a total solar eclipse here in april

What can't I leave my house without: i havent left the house in a month so i dont fucking know

Last song I listened to: millennium anthem 2000 new years eve

Identity: fat genderfluid bi butch. Fursona haver. collector of little things

Eye color: baby cow brown or whatever

Hair color: also brown

Something I collect: maneki neko as well as Regular cat chotchkes

Favorite movie: sighs loudly. the brave little toaster. always has been and always will be

Favorite song: no idea but probably something by either elo or red vox

Favorite book: i cant say the name of it or i will be swarmed but the name is similar to "goon omelet"

Zodiac sign: cancer. crab

Languages: english

Full name: mifs "raspberryjamrock" "blackmarketjoy" "pikpikpop" pyrovisionary. im not putting my real ass name on here

Tattoos/piercings: my ears are pierced but i dont have Any fun earrings yet aside from ones that make it look like theres screws going through my ears. i need to get ones that look like floppy disks or fish or something one of these days

theres no way in hell im tagging 20 people. so ill tag the bastards i know well. You have my blessing to do this wighout me tagging you directly go do it

@biracy @pkbeamgamma @feintenstein

[loki-the-trikster-god]

lovely...friend...*dies* ur so nice ahhhh

asdfhjk in case u couldn’t tell, it’s clyde hehe

oh right caliban is the one that always lived on the island right? that makes more sense nowwwwwww. that... would be so cool to see. i’m looking forward to potentially seeing ur performance even more now (no pressure seriously i’m sure it’ll be amazing)

haha i like it when ppl are nerds with me i’m so sick of being the only nerd (other than one of my friends whose even more of a theatre nerd than i am, i’d introduce u but she doesn’t have a tumblr unfortunately, u guys would really get along)

haha sleep is overrated anyways. yes i love the fantastic beasts movies. apparently the fandom doesn’t really like them that much idk why newt is like the biggest cinnamon roll of all time and i love him so much

i also googled jude law and... let’s say ur attraction is definitely justified

special...clyde...thing...*melts into a puddle* honestly i love that so much.

i definitely feel the warmth, i love nicknames sadly my actual name is drastically unoriginal so nobody really nicknames me.

haha good hospitals bad although i’ve never really been in one since my sister was born (like nine years ago so i don’t remember that). haha yeah i rock climb (but i literally struggle with doing a push up soooo) and my mom says i’m good at swimming but i don’t drown so i guess i’m decent at it lol.

hehe hopefully u get better amigo :)

ooh yay i would love to read ur writing

i write too, but it’s not that good and i am very unmotivated so i have a lot of unfinished projects hehe.

i will become a famous author someday... someday

sigh

YES i love letters tbh it’s like a little piece of someone you can re read and it’ll have the same energy each time.

i’m glad u like it, i love loki he’s like one of my favourite marvel characters ever. and totally there with u on the tom hiddleston gender envy thing. he’s pretty

yeahhhhhh i’ve gotten crap for being clingy. thankfully i don’t like people enough to be clingy with people that wouldn’t like it. my friends find it endearing thankfully :)

ahhhhh yeah. only seven people in the play? cool. did you know the percy jackson musical had like only 10 people (or less) in the original cast? there were a lot of multiple roles, and extreme voice flexibility it’s so cool

not to mention it’s freaking hilarious

ah not liking infinity war and endgame is understandable, it’s a lot of action. i liked infinity war even though it made me cry (twice). it was rather intense tbh. not as intense as civil war though. i kept defending bucky throughout that, which irritated my dad a lot. endgame was good, aside from the fact that the ruined everyone’s hair! the hair is sometime i’m always sensitive about for some reason idk why. it just bothers me. probably why i relate to keefe so much. nice movie choices. i like... idk they are all pretty good tbh. i like doctor strange, but mostly because he’s benedict cumberbatch and sherlock is my favourite ever.

haha ur not thattttt judgy i think just very vocal about ur opinions unlike most people.

gasp i’m glad my ramble shelf is so pretty. sometimes i refer to my brain as a black hole, nothing can escape it except for u know the most useful information that i might actually need to use sigh. but seashells are so pretty yay.

friendly neighborhood dumpster fire lol. we laugh but it’s an accurate description of tumblr. like have u seen the grishaverse fandom? and their horse clown freddy carter it’s hilarious but also makes me concerned about all of our mental states.

neighbour is one of those weird words hehe

cursing? doesn’t really bother me. u do u amigo.

now for the question: do you like musicals? or just plays? or both?

thank you friend, i really enjoy talking to u :)

until next time friend :)

also side note: ur bio said u were a demiboy right, he/they pronouns? so i guess u could be a...

non-BOY-nary

i know i’m hilarious, right

it’s not that funny it’s actually like so bad but i made myself laugh randomly when i thought of this sooooo plz don’t hate me hehe

Morning, Clyde!! Always a pleasure :)

Yeah, caliban’s the one who’s mother is a witch and stays on the island. He’s actually a really sad character cause he has to stay on the island alone, and he doesn’t get forgiven and everyone’s just abusive towards him but he’s not allowed to do anything about it. It’s very intense to act, and it’s especially weird if your costars aren’t giving you much *glares at prospero* (I hate that actor rip.) anyways. You’ll see for yourself, anyhow, because if I get a chance I’ll post the full show. It should be done mid-May?

But yeah my god I’m SUCH a nerd and people that talk in-depth about their interests to me are absolutely just 🥰🥰. Aww I wish I could meet ur friend maybe some day I’ll be able to!

The fantastic beast movies are actually so good!! They’re really creative and they’re a part of thst world that the original books didn’t have at all, which is fascinating. Newt is adorable all the girls kick ass, it’s just Hecking good.

*siiigh* jude law,,,,,,

Aww everyone deserves nicknames!!!!! Special little personal nicknames my beloved,,,, they’re literally the purest form of friendship in my humble opinion 😌

Fun fact: I am incapable of swimming. I cannot put my head underwater. I’ve never been able to and I don’t think I ever will. I love the ocean but I hate pools, because there’s nothing to do if you are a coward like me and can’t swim lmao.

Rock climbing is crazy fun though, I went with my friends on a big trip two years ago and got to feel strong for a bit lmaooo

Oh god I can Never finish a wip. I don’t tend to stress over it, since the more I do the less I write, but mannnn,,,,, anyways I’ll find something I want you to read and send it soon!

You WILL be a famous author, and I will be like I KNOW HIM!!!!! And be so proud :)

Loki is immensely relatable. Cause problems on purpose king. I cannot wait to pirate watch the new loki show!!!!!!!!

I find you endearing, I think you’re super sweet!!!!

That’s very cool,,,, I’ve heard a lot of good things abt the Percy Jackson musical I’ll have to get on watching it lol

God I had SUCH a Sherlock phase it was my LIFE. It’s still a phenomenal show no matter what people say (yes the vibes are v different from the original but they’re different stories and that’s ok)

And I also liked doctor strange and Spider-Man homecoming. I knew I had forgotten some when I was making the list last time.

As for infinity war and endgame, once again it’s a personal taste thing. I’m very particular about how I like a story’s plot, so it bothered me that infinity war was essentially three hours of the first third of a movie. Don’t get me wrong, I cried, and then got irritated when I criticized it and all my friends went awww ur just mad that it got u like no that isn’t it I just wish I felt like my crying was justified. Like it was this really weird feeling cause for the character moments I was all in and then the action was kinda boring and because I can’t focus to save my life I was sorta snapping in and out and it made me ucomfy. But anyways. Good moments in both movies. I also just wasnt like,,,, a huge marvel fan before I watched them and you kind of need to be in love with the story to watch *that* much of it.

It’s true I’m Very loud about my Ideas™️ and I am glad it doesn’t bother you. :))))))

That’s so relatable I can never remember anything it’s so annoying. I’m trying really hard it just goes scHWOOP and it’s gone. Rip me. That being said, if I ever forget something abt u and say smthn dumb, please don’t think it’s for lack of attention. I’m listening and trying brain just doesn’t like me.

I do,,,,, not know what the grishaverse is. I don’t know most of the main tumblr things, which is honestly how I survive tbh. It sounds ridiculous, though. I also never watched supernatural, although I know a lot of the basic stuff abt it.

Neighbor is weird and I also just can’t spell. Neighbour? It looks cooler that way but I know it’s wrong. If I didn’t have autocorrect on I’d be unintelligible lmaooo.

Also I’m glad my cursing doesn’t bother you. I use it mostly for humor but frankly, nothing captures the energy that “bitch.” Does.

I like musicals a lot, I had a very large musical phase and now I have every musical ever memorized lol. I like plays but only good plays, so a lot of them are too boring for me. I was forced to read Our Town and Three Sisters and I just about lost it. As you know I’m obsessed with shakespeare and I like comedies a lot. But yes musicals are also a big vibe. Get me going on Andrew Lloyd Webber, I dare you. /j

NON-BOY-NARY!!!! I’m changing my bio. This is important.

Oh, friend, you made me laugh.

Until next time, bro!

[restlesstheoryqfab]

text | LivQuinn

Liv: I was just looking back in my camera roll and found a picture of us in the dungeon :sweat smile emoji: :sweat smile emoji:

Quinn: oh God

Liv: We looked so rough LOL

Quinn: I'm sure we did

Liv: How are you?

Liv: Did I see somewhere your tour ended?

Liv: You going back to California?

Quinn: m'fine

Quinn: That it did.

Quinn: Nah. Headed back to Boston.

Liv: Oh! So I’ll get to see you then??

Liv: When will you be around?

Liv: It’s been ages

Quinn: Yup

Quinn: Got plans Monday, presumably I'll be required to make an appearance at Fran's on Tuesday, but I could probably do sometime on Tuesday?

Quinn: That it has.

Liv: That’s so far

Quinn: It's Tuesday or you wait even more.

Liv: Ugh the worst

Liv: why can’t you be around nowwwwwww

Quinn: Because I'm not

Liv: I’ll wait

Liv: Since I have to

Quinn: believe me, I'd prefer to be around

Liv: Are you close enough for me to drive to you?

Liv: The pictures were so hot!

Quinn: I'm busy.

Liv: Oh, okay. No worries

Quinn: Post tour shit is a bitch

Liv: I mean, I imagine so. So much physical and emotional work. When I was on tour it felt like we never went to bed.

Quinn: I love being on tour. I hate coming off it.

Liv: Sounds like you ate too many edibles

Quinn: I wish.

Liv: Do you want some?

Quinn: God no. Fran would kill me.

Liv: So? Edibles are basically good for you

Liv: Plus they just help you sleep

Quinn: You convince miss high and mighty of that.

Liv: Maybe she just cares about you?

Liv: Well, if you decide you want some lemme know.

Quinn: She does, but she's also anti-everything fun

Liv: Fun is relative. Different for everyone.

Liv: sounds like you need fun, grumpy

Quinn: But weed is nearly always fun, and Frannie turns up her nose at it.

Quinn: I need a fucking break is what I need.

Liv: plus how do you know Frannie hasn’t made edibles before? She definitely has.

Liv: You’re literally on break

Quinn: Is my withdrawal brain reading shit wrong or did you just say that Frannie, Francine Grace Fabray MADE edibles?!

Liv: She did! On Sunday.

Quinn: The fuck?

Liv: It’s why I have them

Quinn: You made edibles with my sister?

Quinn: god this feels like a hallucination

Liv: I did!

Liv: They’re so yummy too

Quinn: What fucking world did I faze into that my sister is making edibles?

Liv: Why does it matter?

Liv: It just means she doesn’t care if you let me bring you some

Quinn: She'll still fuckin kill me

Liv: I just wanna chill with you Fabray

Quinn: I'm probably the last fucker in Boston you really wanna hang out with.

Liv: Hey now, don’t put words in my mouth :frowning emoji:

Quinn: I'm not good company right now.

Liv: That’s okay. I can just drop cookies off?

Quinn: No. It'd be a bad idea. I don't know what adding that onto everything else would do. Would like to at least give Fran the chance to kill me.

Liv: Okay. I’ll bring some Tuesday then. How’s that?

Quinn: Sounds great. And tell whichever of the women in that house you're talking to that I know what I'm doing.

Liv: You sure about that?

Quinn: Yeah, this isn't my first rodeo.

Liv: Well they love you

Quinn: Doesn't always feel like like it. Fucking snitch.

Liv: Rather be a snitch then lose you

Quinn: I was talking about Bea. Though you're not much better.

Liv: What did she do?

Quinn: Tattled to Frannie

Liv: she is the baby

Quinn: And I told her I was fine.

Liv: Yeah, I mean drugs usually don’t equate to fine. But it’s fine.

Liv: What do you have going on Monday?

Quinn: I'm detoxing. It's fine.

Quinn: high school reunion of the horny variety, apparently

Liv: But why stop if you wanna do them so bad?

Liv: Ooooooh

Liv: Gross

Quinn: Frannie. And I only trust one guy to supply me, though after this my trust is wavering.

Quinn: Pretty little brat that I'm inclined to believe is as good with her mouth as she says.

Liv: So you stopped enough to trick her?

Liv: Hopefully she’s not lying

Quinn: If she thought I wasn't using she didn't worry.

Quinn: Pretty little song bird who also doesn't know how to shut up. So if that woman doesn't know how to put that mouth of hers to good use, well, she knows what I'll do to her.

Liv: Looks like you’re spots been blown up unfortunately

Liv: What now?

Liv: Hopefully she shuts up enough to use her mouth

Quinn: Fuck if I know.

Quinn: She likes being put in her place, I'm sure I can that mouth to do what I want it to.

Liv: Cool

Liv: sounds funnnn

Quinn: I should ask if she's gotten rid of her reindeer sweater...

Liv: LOL u joking?

Quinn: This girl wore short fucking skirts, knee high socks, and sweaters so fucking often. And no matter how much teasing and bullying occurred she wouldn't change. Even her so-called friends tried to get her to toss the fucking reindeer sweater and she just wouldn't.

Liv: Well, stubborn can be fun. I think.

Liv: My brother always wears funny bow ties. People don’t appreciate them but he does it anyways.

Quinn: Bowties I can appreciate. Unflattering sweaters with reindeer I cannot

Liv: They were unflattering even with the knee socks?

Quinn: From ankle to waist she was perfect. Great legs, an amazing ass. And then BOOM reindeer

Liv: LOL you’ll have to let me know what she wears cause I’m big curious

Quinn: Hopefully not much. But yeah, I'll let you know

Liv: She shows up naked. Could you imagine :laughing cat emoji:

Quinn: If she wasn't meeting in public first I am not entirely sure I'd complain.

Liv: Why public if you know each other?

Quinn: Because it's been 11 years since high school and I'm not stupid enough to give someone I barely know my address?

Liv: Did she know your address back then? :winking emoji:

Quinn: No. My father would have had a conniption if I even entertained the idea of being acquainted with her.

Liv: Ohhhhhh

Liv: Romeo and Juliet vibes :laughing cat emoji: :laughing cat emoji: laughing cat emoji:

Quinn: I wanted nothing to do with her back then. Except when I could get her angry enough to storm off so I could watch her go.

Liv: So you kinda wanted something to do with her

Quinn: I wanted less to do with her than she wanted to do with me.

Liv: Omg was she in love with you

Quinn: She wanted me to fuck her in the locker room. Apparently on multiple occasions.

Liv: Jesus

Liv: that’s hot

Quinn: Spanking included

Liv: Well then

Quinn: Mmhmm

Liv: Well hopefully she’s just horny for you and not obsessed with you

Quinn: I've had worse people obsessed with me

Liv: Fair enough.

Liv: So what are you going to make her do?

Quinn: Haven't decided yet.

Liv: No fair

Quinn: I mean, she's given me so many ideas. Definitely like the idea of spanking her, getting her on her knees, not letting her up until I'm satisfied."

Liv: you could kill her between your legs and she probably wouldn’t care

Quinn: Probably

Liv: That’s a sacrifice I’d probably take too

Quinn: Is that so?

Liv: For sure

Quinn: Interesting.

Quinn: So, you and Frannie?

Liv: We’re friends because of Arin! Love that woman

Quinn: Okay, but like how are you two JUST NOW connecting? I mean, you and the queen of darkness have known each other for a while, right?

Liv: It just sort of happened, idk

Liv: the same way you spent your summers with my Blaine

Quinn: Excuse me what?

Liv: Blaine Anderson | Liv Anderson

Quinn: Bruh.

Liv: Tell me about it. I could have gotten into so many pants way sooner.

Quinn: So like, why weren't you?

Liv: You know, dads suck!

Quinn: Mood

Liv: I punched him in the face and he shipped me off to boarding school :sunglasses emoji:

Quinn: Damn, I wish

Quinn: I just write songs about mine

Liv: Mine doesn’t exist to me anymore so no songs need to be written

Liv: At least they are good!!!

Quinn: I'm sure I don't exist to him but that doesn't make the trauma and shit nonexistent

Liv: Neither does the drugs

Quinn: The drugs have very little to do with THAT bastard

Liv: Okay. My apologies.

Liv: They still don’t help trauma

Quinn: They stop the memories way more than you'd think

Liv: Doesn’t make it the way

Quinn: Yeah, well they work.

Liv: I know

Quinn: and that's the part that matters.

Quinn: so like how did you get her to make edibles?

Liv: I asked her

Quinn: What the ever loving fuck have I missed the last 9 months?

Liv: I don’t know LOL

Quinn: Neither do I.

Liv: The world just got smaller mostly.

Liv: and everyone is horny and kinky

Liv: Or both

Quinn: Both, definitely both.

Liv: Specially them Fabray girls

Quinn: Not all of us.

Liv: All of you dude

Quinn: Last a checked my not-so-closeted older sister is still in fact a sex free bitch. And as much as even I know kink isn't always sexual, Frannie might have an interested, but that definitely doesn't result in actually being willing.

Liv: An interest is enough for me to label you all kinky. That’s all.

Quinn: Okay then

Liv: And you are horny I’m sure

Quinn: nah, withdrawal sucks that shit right outta ya. Hoping I don't have to cancel Monday, honestly

Liv: omg that’d break her heart probably

Quinn: Probably

Liv: such power

Quinn: Mmhmm

Liv: if you cancel on her let’s hang out

Quinn: If I cancel on her it will be because I still feel like death

Liv: and I can’t take care of you?

Quinn: Why would you want to?

Liv: Friends take care of friends

Liv: I messaged you because I was hoping you’d let me come over to help you. It just also meant I could let Frannie know you are okay

Quinn: I'm fine, Liv, really. Just some extra shit I wasn't expecting to deal with.

Liv: You guys are so fucking frustrating holy shit

Liv: Okay. I get it. But I want to help. And I’m here for you. That’s all. You can believe it and I hope you would but I won’t force you.

Quinn: I know I am. Bea, if you know her is too. But what's frustrating about Frannie? Like, from a you perspective?

Quinn: I just don't need the help right now, okay? Go be a brat to someone who can handle it

Liv: She doesn’t take a single compliment.

Liv: I’m not being a brat I’m trying to be a friend

Quinn: Is there a reason you're trying that hard to compliment my sister?

Quinn: You're being a bratty friend.

Liv: It’s easy to?

Quinn: ... You like her don't you

Liv: We’re friends. Obviously I like her.

Quinn: Bitch, you know what I mean

Liv: I haven’t thought about it like that tbh

Liv: Maybe I do

Liv: That’s fun

Quinn: Does she know? Does she like you back? I need details bitch

Liv: You think she knows when I didn’t know?

Quinn: I don't know. Maybe? Like does she like you?

Liv: I mean she likes hanging out with me and made edibles with me

Quinn: Mmhm. And?

Liv: What do you mean and? We just chill a lot

Liv: And laugh a lot lol

Quinn: Okay. That's something. But also you're terrible at this. I'm gonna have to ask Arin. Arin knows these things.

Liv: Arin knows everything

Liv: I also don’t know anything right now outside the fact that I’m seconds from exploding

Quinn: Except how to fall in love with someone who WON'T cheat on her.

Quinn: Getting relief, I hope?

Liv: low blow

Liv: Maybe she can date Bea. Bea doesn’t know anyone but us.

Liv: Yes sooooon

Quinn: But the truth.

Quinn: Don't know how I feel about that. Though, pretty sure she had a crush on Arin when we were younger.

Quinn: oooh

Liv: I mean who didn’t have a crush on Arin? LOL

Liv: oooooh

Quinn: Frannie. And presumably Blaine.

Quinn: Who???

Liv: Wonder if Sugar did. She’s worse than anyone I know when it comes to realizing feelings LOL

Liv: Arin

Quinn: Sugar had it BAD. Like, literally got her ass beat multiple times with a book cos she refused to leave Arin alone. Now she just pretends to hate her for it.

Quinn: enjoy the queen of darkness, you both probbaly need it though like... does Frannie know?

Liv: LOLOLOLOLOLOl

Liv: Yeah, I think she knows. I mean I don’t know how she wouldn’t know.

Quinn: uh huh. and do you know if she reacted to this?

Liv: What do you mean?

Liv: I don’t know.

Liv: she said she didn’t need Arin

Quinn: I mean how did she react. Was it normal. Was it short. Did it take longer or faster than it should have.

Liv: She gets short a lot. I didn’t really note it as different

Liv: This is so much

Quinn: Well, when you have a chance, compare what everytime she's gotten short with you has in common and met me know

Liv: Quinn, I really like sex and she doesn’t

Liv: I don’t think we could ever work

Liv: it’s not that serious

Quinn: Look, I can't say why she's repulsed lord knows that's her story to tell, but she's on that site for a reason. A reason that I pray means what I think it does. Don't count her out because of her history.

Liv: I’m not counting her out. I just think you’ve got it all wrong.

Quinn: I don't think I do. But Arin will know more and I will get my answer. Just think over why she gets short with you.

Liv: Stubborn :sweat emoji:

Quinn: Fabray genetics. Running away, being attractive, a desire to be right.

Liv: can you like wait to bug arin until I’m done with her?

Quinn: You mean til she's done with you, but yeah, I'm gonna go pass out

Liv: goodnight Quinn :winking emoji:

Quinn: enjoy the queen of darkness

[cynicalrainbows]

Writer’s Block Pt 1

(A/N: Three headcanons of mine- that Cathy can’t possibly like working super hard all the time. That Anne isn’t quite the chaotic gremlin she pretends to be. And that Parr would surely have some trust issues left over from finding out that someone you loved and who you thought loved you had actually signed your death warrant over what you had assumed were good-natured debates.)

When Anne bursts through her bedroom door, Cathy really wants to hit her.

(Not that she’s ever hit anyone really- in either of her lives. But looking at Anne grinning and swinging back and forth a bit on the open door, she imagines it would feel rather satisfying.

And god knows, she needs something to feel good about. Her eyes ache from staring at her laptop screen- her stupid, blank, empty laptop screen that refuses to turn into a fully written document, no matter how hard she glares at it- and her wrists are cramping from hours of endlessly typing and then deleting sentence after sentence. At the base of her skull, the beginnings of what promises to be one hell of a headache begins to throb.

It’s been five days- three days since she lost her appetite and two days since she stopped sleeping for more than ten minutes at a time- and the writing rut she somehow managed to fall into. Just. Won’t. End.

Nothing she’s typed for the last few days has sounded good, even in her own head: she’s all out of ideas, all out of innovation. Her newest book- something that she’s sure she’d been excited about, once upon a time- has become a millstone around her neck and she’s barely even begun it.

But… she’s talked about it now- people have begun to speculate excitedly about it on twitter. It’s too late to say she’s changed her mind- especially when it seems like every other mention of it online is begging her to write faster, to go faster.

‘So excited- don’t think I’ll be able to wait til it’s published!’ ‘Oh my god I’m counting down the minutes!’ ‘I want it nowwwwwww!’

Once, such comments made her feel flattered, invigorated. Now they feel like veiled threats.

It’s not that she doesn’t have a lot written. It’s that she has nothing written- whatever she tries, she ends up deleting, and although she knows that writing is a process, that a first draft is simply that- a first draft- she’s never felt like this before.

Burnt out. Empty.

Honestly, it scares her.

It doesn’t help that, working from home, she’s subjected to what feels like an endless barrage of interruptions from the other queens.

First it’s Kitty, calling through her door that Jane has made pancakes for breakfast (it sounds as if the giver of the message is running- rather than walking- along the landing and down the stairs, a suspicion then confirmed by what sounds like the youngest queen jumping down the last few steps). Then there’s Anne’s shouted demand that Kitty not use the last of the Nutella this time- it’s slightly muffled by doors and distance and not directed at Cathy but it’s still more than a little distracting. 

There’s Aragon, calling a general warning that the next person to borrow her hairdryer without asking should prepare themselves for many unpleasant things to happen to them- ‘And I mean it this time!’; and Jane- in the next room- asking Kitty if she wants anything from Costa (and Cathy doesn’t need to be there to see Jane’s slightly perplexed expression when Kitty asks for a small frappe with ‘as much caramel syrup as they’ll agree to put in the cup, please’.)

And then there’s Anna, knocking and asking if she’s coming down for lunch- How is it lunchtime already?- and perhaps her reply is shorter and sharper than she intends because it feels like no time at all before Jane’s tapping on the door too, asking if she’s alright, if she’s sick, if she needs anything?

Really, all Cathy needs is to be left alone- or, better still, for everyone to go out for a few hours- or days- so that she can just try to focus…but she can’t say that to Jane, she knows. 

Still, it’s so frustrating: every interruption cuts off her train of thought and although she isn’t really getting anywhere, shoe does wonder every time if perhaps she really had been on the cusp of a good idea at last...

Her attempts to sound well and normal are in vain because then it’s Catalina outside.

‘Cathy?’

Her ‘Mmm?’ is as politely interested as she can manage.

‘Are you alright?’

‘I’m-’ Just tired, she means to say. She really is too- the sort of bone-deep weariness that feels almost like an ache all over. But her head is also buzzing too much for her to rest- work to be done, work to be done, and behind it, the little seed of fear that has been steadily growing, fed by days of unproductiveness: What if this lasts forever?

It would feel good to be able to unburden herself to her godmother- to let her listen and nod silently as she always did, thinking carefully before answering and never wasting words on things she didn’t mean. Part of her wants to open the door- to let Catalina wrap her up in a hug and reassure her that all would be well- but she knows she can’t.

Opening the door will mean a hug, yes, but it will also likely lead to questions about is she getting enough sleep and whether she’s eating properly and when did she last shower, none of which she particularly wants to have to answer…. So she substitutes ‘Fine!’ for tired, even though the faux-perkiness in her own voice makes her wince a bit.

There’s a brief pause- Cathy can almost see Catalina raising one unimpressed eyebrow.

‘You’re not.’

‘No, really. I’m ok. Just busy.’

‘I’m worried about you. So are the others. You’re working too hard, and it isn’t healthy.’

‘I’m really ok.’

‘You’re a really bad liar, Cathy.’

One thing her godmother isn’t is equivocating. Blunt and sometimes tactless yes but never evasive.

Cathy chews her lip as she tries to think of the magic words that will get her godmother to leave easily, feeling a little spark of panic when nothing comes to mind- but all of a sudden, she feels a prick of anger too. Why is she being forced to spend time reassuring them all when she’s the one with the crushing workload, the endless empty pages to fill? If they care- if they really, really care- why can’t they all just be quieter, why is she being forced to take up more of her precious time and energy to field their interruptions?

The anger bubbles up quickly, too quickly for her to push it back, and her shout for Catalina to just leave her alone, leave her alone and stop nagging her because she’s sick of it, is a surprise even to herself.

But it’s more of a surprise when she hears her godmothers footsteps retreating down the hall. She’s relieved- relieved….but also a bit shocked. Catalina never backs down so easily….and suddenly the relief gives way to worry.

Why has she given up so easily?

She tries to focus on the fact that she’s now free to work again- but the concern gnaws away at her as she stares at the keyboard.

Why has Catalina just left if she’s as worried as she had professed to be? Was she really angry- angry enough that her worry had been expunged? 

(Has she stopped caring?)

Was one outburst all it took to turn someone’s feelings around?

Cathy immediately berates herself internally for even asking this.

 Of course it’s that easy- experience has taught her that.

The death warrant had felt light in her hand- lighter than it should, considering the weight it carried. She had rubbed her fingers over and over the smooth wax of the King’s seal, tracing the pattern. Had he been thinking of her as he’d pressed it down? Or had his mind moved on, already planning for himself the life he would have- the wife he would have- after she was gone?

Her ladies had impressed upon her the need for a great show of emotion in order to win him back but in the end, it hadn’t been at all difficult to cry as she begged for her life. When it was all over, she hadn’t been able to stop shaking. She was careful to never argue with him after that.

She wants to run after her godmother, to apologise, to beg Catalina to forgive her lapse….but then she thinks of how much she has to do, how many people are waiting, waiting, waiting for her to finish something that she hasn’t even started… and she knows she can’t. She can’t stop work until she has something, anything- She tries to blink away the sudden burning behind her eyelids and swallows hard.

Her hands hover over the keys.

Just- something. Please. Please-

[flameintheblacknight]

RvB reactions: S16 Episodes 12 to 14

Because I’ve fallen behind.

Let’s fucking go.

Episode 12:

I see we’re getting the movie version of the beginning of s15′s... episode 9, I want to say?

Wait what

jax what the fuck

OH MY GOD, THEY KNOW ABOUT CARWASH, ABORT, ABORT

what the fuck is with the shaky cam.

Hey, we finally got most of the main cast together again!  Except Doc...

OH MY GOD, THEY’RE MAKING TERRIBLE SWORD PUNS TOGETHER

MY HEART

hey, wait, where’s huggins?

hi donut

oh, so you’re on our side now, okay

oh my god, Sarge and Tucker looking into the camera like they’re on the fucking office with these innuendos.  I love it!!!

“I leave you guys alone for 5 minutes, and you piss off god.”

Wash is too tired for this shit.

Huh, interviews.  I’m seriously getting The Office vibes now.

“Fuck everything about this.  I’m supposed to be on vacation.”  And here we see that Kai was not expecting this level of bullshit.  She is still unused to the rest of the Crew’s total insanity and insane adventures.

omg

“Time for a new tactic: lying”

Wash: *dead inside*  “This is finally making sense.”

Sister:  “Cuz!  We’re all unwilling agents of some awful time god!” Wash:  “Last time I was an agent, at least I got dental.”

I am living for Wash in this episode

Jax wants the cold, hard evidence and I like that about him.  He learned well from Dylan, I think.

I’M UP FOR A TIMELINE

THAT’LL PROBABLY HELP ME GET A FUCKING IDEA OF WHAT THE FUCK’S BEEN HAPPENING IN THIS SEASON, AT LEAST!

jax oh my god

what the fuck has been happening here on this studio, anyways?

Simmons: Assistant (to the) Red Team Manager

THE VIBES I WAS GETTING WERE FUCKING RIGHT OMG

omg

OMG

“Huh.  I actually think the other hand is, well, empty.”

That’s sad.

“I’ve been using Sarge’s time machine for weeks with no negative consequences!”

uh what

jax why

rip timeline

that don’t help at all

o

oh no

not the memory issues

not nowwww

carolina why didn’t you just tell him months ago

Oh, so that’s why you’ve been using the time machine, Jax.

uh, why tho?

omg jax no

not these people

plz

and funding’s been cut

rip movie

ooooooooooo, back to the plot!

JAX NO

JAX JUST GOT FUCKING BODIED

Kalirama:  *glares* Atlus:  “...I’m sorry I smited your mortal idiot friend.”

Carolina does not seem impressed.

oh, so their relationship *is* a zeus/hera deal.  good to know.

tucker, this isn’t that surprising if you know greek mythology

wash, it’s also some greek mythology shit

...did neither of you ever read Percy Jackson growing up?

Genkins, huh... O SHIT, IT’S JENKINS FROM THE CUT CONTENT

“I love posting spoilers on Youtube!  On the end of the next one, the pink guy steals the hammer!”

...wait what

DONUT WHAT THE FUCK

guys please don’t make the jokes

guys

i’m laughing my ass off.

EXPOSITION, FINALLY!

Episode 13:

this is gonna be good.

“I ain’t talking about that!  Why’s Grif got a sword?!”

I think Tucker appreciates where Sarge’s priorities are.  “Upset the balance of the universe”, indeed.

i am not surprised that Sarge wants one too, tbh

EVERYONE WANTS ONE

Well, except Lina and Caboose.

CABOOSE WANTED THE GOLF CLUB

Oh, almighty beings apparently can’t cure a fucking headache.  i’m impressed.

back to the exposition!

wait what

Wait, Simmons, are you saying what I think you’re saying--

THEY’RE AIS!

...they...

that’s what epsilon first had as a body

oh my god

this

this changes everything

so there was enough of a leak in the order of space-time to get Loco to build a time machine, which led to... wow.  Joe really planned all this out, didn’t he.

guys don’t insult donut!  he’s been trying his best!

“Where we just fucked it all up!”

I feel like you could insert that into any description of the plots of the arcs and still be accurate.

I’m dying with these metaphors

“Master builder of the gods--” “Of the AI!” “Of the AI, okay...”

“Few have made the journey, none have survived.”

Sounds right up our alley!

...it’s a hammer.

NOBODY TRUST DONUT WITH IT

...The Hammer.  That’s a... simple name.

all of these names are catchier, tbh.

Even Atlus is in on it!

ohhhhhhhhhhh

“Counter-intuitive, but that’s magic for you”

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

oh, hey!  Grif still has his!

Caboose still has the golf club!!!

well, I think our goal is obvious:  we save the universe and get our energy swords, dammit!

or... how about we punt a hammer into a god’s face?

that sounds great to me

no more time-travel, please.

Wait... Wash, are you going into a speech?

Wash... that was beautiful.

yeah, for once in forever, this is not the fault of pfl/any associated companies

wait carolina no

NO

NOT NOWWWWWWW

YOU COULD’VE JUST TOLD HIM A FEW MONTHS AGO

LINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

full fucking minutes without oxygen

oh... oh my god

...wait

no

i

no

that’s

that’s the meta’s theme

oh god

wash...

wait donut no

donut goddammit

“Y’all need therapy.”  

...I think Kaikaina’s the luckiest one here, for having dodged all the bullets that make them need therapy.

Episode 14:

TUCKER, OH MY GOD

GROWTH!

oh?  character growth for both of yall?!

that’s great!

...Tucker’s gotten to the point where he’s comfy with someone else saying his catchphrase.  mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

fuck... I think I ship them.

Also, Tucker’s clearly got a lot of guilt over... that.

Kai knows him too well at this point.

Also guys no.

Please don’t.

Just a few details...

Tucker

have you never heard of the butterfly effect

you’re gonna fuck this shit up

GUYS NO

Carolina just... used Wash’s real name.

So I assume any revelation about Wash not being named Agent Washington was had before this.  I also assume it was comedic.

STILL, GUYS, NO

I’m like,,, 90% sure Lina’s a red by now

...oh fuck.

HUGGINS, YOU’RE MY LAST HOPE.  KNOCK SOME FUCKING SENSE INTO THEM, PLEASE

...ugh, i don’t want to watch this, i already know what happens, tumblr’s told me.  i’m just gonna skip a little bit.

GENKINS WHAT

HUGGINS

NO

no

genkins i’m going to kill you and make your death painful

where’s my fucking emp

hey, Muggins.  Seems you understand what’s happening too.

she’s really gone.  damn.

i’m... i’m fucking crying again.

this show hasn’t made me do that since epsilon, i think

guess that says something, huh?

...wait.  the fates?

they’re here?!

“All is lost.  Tonight the sun sets.  There will be no dawn.”

Well... fuck.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 08.09.17 lb

bhavya’s body mic ka controller is making her have an anaconda-like butt. (‘oh my god, look at her butt!’) 😆😆😆

my aesthetic: anika happily gazing at all the flowers, and billu happily staring at ANIKA. 😍😍😍

lmao the flower petals are getting all caught up in the vertical maze that is nakuul’s hair. time to go easy on the hair product and the sheer height of that thing man. AND FFS DYE IT BACK. I WANT TO CRY WHEN I SEE OLD GIFSETS WHEN YOU HAD NORMAL PPL HAIR. I HATE THE HIGHLIGHTS SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH. 😫😫😫😫

ok billu’s getting all romantic in front of everyone. these two have become THAT couple now. who just GIVE NO FUCKS anymore. 😶😶😶

lmaooooooooooo rudra is jelly that bhaiyya loves someone else more than him now. 😂😂😂

bhavya has imposter syndrome. 😥😥😥

what does pinky mean by “yeh phir yahan aa gayi”??? like... she’s been here for a really long time now? she lives here? this is her shaadi ka function? idgi. 🤔🤔🤔

siiiiiiiiiiiiigh, shivaaaaaay. you’re just making things awkward and ruining them for ANIKAAAAAA. 😐😐😐

but also, i feel for the poor billu. look how upset he looks. *pats his floofy hair.* 😢😢😢

omg bruhhhhhhhhhhh i just realised who nakuul’s hair is reminding me of 😯😯😯😯😯 

THE HEIGHT. THE WEIRD COLOUR. HE EVEN HAS KANJI AANKHEIN. IT’S UNCANNY!!!!!!!!!!! 

the oberois are so fucking rich. why can’t they just hire a damn photographer to take pics for their events? baat baat pe rudra ko photo khichwaane ke liye khada kar dete hai. that too with his shitty cellphone. 😒😒😒

aw man, i miss rikara in this family moment. esp. my bulllllbullllll. 😚😚😚

what is with these dangal people and being so extra in their dialogue delivery? 😒😒😒

WAIT WTF THEY’RE SETTING THE HOSPITAL ON FIRE?!?!!?!? WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IS WRONG WITH YOU BALRAM 😟😟😟😟😟

ok seriously, balram and chele have taken acting lessons from some 80s ka B Grade bolly movie. itnaaaaaaaa ghatiya acting maine is show mein aaj tak nahi dekha. 😣😣😣

OUFFO OMKARA, NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR SHIVAAY WALA EGO TO JAAGOFY RN 😤😤😤😤

OMG IS THIS THE TIME TO ARGUE ABOUT WHO OWES WHOM HOW MUCH THE PLACE IS ON FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS 😩😩😩😩

damnnnnn, bhavya looks really super duper pretty today. even though all angsty. 😍😍😍

ok too filmy with the flowers and shit. as usual fwding ruvya nonsense. ouff. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao anika is annoyingggggg shivaay by throwing flowers in his face. (which btw, is so me. why am i like this?) 

lol what a baby. 😂😂😂

chase timeeeee. rudra and bhavya being literally used as shields. 😐😐😐

oh no she’s reaching for the shady thaal of yellow tulip petals. 😧😧😧

and straight to the face. RIP billu. 😶😶😶

shuru nakuul ki ‘i’m dying’ overacting. oufff. 😒😒😒

i hate when you’re sick or wounded or whatever and desis go like “KUCH NAHI HUA HAI, AAP BILKUL THEEK HAI!!!!!” to reassure you. like, bitch, speak for yourself, i’m fucking dying here. 😤😤😤

lmao the randommmmm guests. they’re like FINALLY, IT’S AN OBEROIIIIIIIII PARTY! ISI DRAME KE LIYE TOH HUM AAYE THE! WARNA KAUN AATA IS AADMI KE TEESRE SHAADI PE, THAT TOO TO THE SAME DAMN GIRL. 🙄🙄🙄

overacting to the maxxxxxxxxx and i think i know what’s coming based on what i spotted sticking out of his sherwani ka pocket. also family’s reactions, which are just toooo fuckin’ chill. 😒😒😒😒

YUP. KNEW IT. THIS FUCKING FUCKER. 😡😡😡

ha, my girl ain’t no kachchi khilaadi! pfffffffft, hoshiyaar se hoshiyaariiiii, billu? mehengi padegiiiiii. 

lmaooooo *sobbing and sniffing* “main itni time se bolna chahti thi ki.... MAIN ITNI BADI PAPPU NAHI HOON SHIVAAY.” 😊😊😊

hahahaha his faaaaaaace. HER FACE. EVERYONE’S FACES. 

fuckingggggg idiot. it’s a good thing anika is such a sport or i swear, i’d have climbed into the screen and dropkicked him in the face for ruining her day. 😒😒😒

fuck, she *is* upsettttttttt. that’s it. *starts crawling into the screen like samara from the ring, but ultaaaa* 😠😠😠

OUFF, WHY IS EVERYONE GANGING UP ON MY GIRL LIKE THIS? MAKE YA BOY SAY IT FIRST. 😤😤😤

security hai. acp hai. phir bhi jo chaahe aa jaa sakta hai. matlab..... 😑😑😑

meanwhile these two have just about made it out the damn burning hospital. 

OH GOD SHE’S GOING BACK IN FOR THE MURTIIIIII ISN’T SHE 😧😧😧😧

aaaaaaaaand omkara’s fallen again. my god, isse naazuk character maine zindagi mein nahi dekha. his bones are literally made of glass, and his skin made of paper. jo bhi khaata hai, pura ka pura goes to his hair i think. 😣😣😣

LMAO TEJ AS PETER AS TEJ (idek what’s going on in that plot, so i’m guessing....) 😆😆😆

LOL RUDRA’S FAAAACE. 😂😂😂

lmaooooo shivaay’s confusedddddd af. 🤣🤣🤣

“itni baar repeat karoge toh peter se repeater ho jaaoge papa.” lololololol 

LO, SVETLANA BHI AA GAYI. AB AAYEGA MAZAAAA! 

LMAO AT THE EXPRESSION SHIVAAY JUST MADE HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

RUDRA IS ME. I AM HIM. 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

why’s bhavya so incensed? she doesn’t even know who svetlana is. 🤔🤔🤔

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EVERYONE’S FACES MAN 

omg gauri you’re a fucking idiot. honestly. 😫😫😫😫

meanwhile omkara is cursing his naazukpan. 

ok the vfx are hella bad and i can’t take this scene seriously at all. 😑😑😑

“peter peter nahi hai, peter papa hai. aur humein acting karni hai ki woh papa nahi, peter hai. main papa ko papa kaise naa bolun?” 

all the awards to leenesh for executing this line with zero fumbles. wonder how many takes it took. 😅😅😅

what even is going on, can we just get married so we can sex already? should we just elope? 😐😐😐

hmmm, this conundrum might finally be interesting enough to make me stop thinking about MERA SHIVAAY for 5 whole seconds. 

shivaay coming in with too much logic and rationality for jhanvi to handle. 😒😒😒

to hear jhanvi say the words “main tej se pyaar karti hoon” makes me want to rip my own skin off my body. 😬😬😬

rudra be like IMMA THROW SVETLANA OUT THE HOUSE RIGHT NOWWWWWWW

i love how now that shivaay’s calmed down to normal human levels of gussa and other negative emotions, the other two have cranked up theirrrr anger and extraaa levels to 300. never a moment of peace and quiet with this damn family. 🙄🙄🙄

“mom, woh dad ko blackmail kar rahi hai, ab aur isse zyaada mushkilein kya badhengi?”

when rudra is the sensible and sorted one in the conversation, you know the other person is properrrrrrr daft. 😐😐😐

ALL THE OBEROI MEN BE LIKE ALL THIS WOMANLY EMOTION IS TOO MUCH FOR US NOTHING MAKES SENSE 

honestly, i’m on their team. jhanvi’s being a fucking idiot. as always. 

ok bhavya, jhanvi jusssssssssst implied that svetlana has some proof of illegal shit tej did. and you’re still on team tej? 😐😐😐

anika, my pure angel, thinking about her otp rikara. 😭😭😭😭

shivaay be like YUS HE JUST STARTED SMILING AND MAAROFYING GHATIYA SHAYARI AGAIN I WILL NOT LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY BABY BOY #PAPABEARAF 🐻🐻🐻

WOH DONO ZINDA BACHE TOHHHHHHHHHHHH 😫😫😫😫😫

ok the vfx of this scene are sooooo fucking bad and all this is just soooo extraaaaaaaaa, fwding till something good happens 

oh bete ki, naazuKara uth gaya! 😯😯😯

ok it’s a tiiiiiiiiiiiny fucking plant, why are these two freaking out like this? just kick it out the way?!?! 😣😣😣

can this show just be 40 minutes of shivaay reacting to peter and making WTF??? side-eyes at everyone else? coz i am fucking loving it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

aw. poor rudy boy. he’s always been the one closest to tej. 😔😔😔

minor aside: love shivaay’s soft but love-filled voice talking about his brothers. #myBoys 😭😭😭😭😘😘😘😘

snort, rudra’s face at him asking for chakna. 😂😂😂

lollll tejjjjj just called anika “fairy queen”! 😆😆😆

tej kabse itna sanskaari ho gaya, ki pair-wair chooone laga? 🤔🤔🤔

DADI BE LIKE THIS AINT MY SON THAT BOY HASN’T TOUCHED MY FEET IN OVER 50 YEARS OF HIS BEING ON THIS PLANET

WHAT, OMKARA, IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY? TUJHSE APNA HI WEIGHT UTHAAYA NAHI JAATA, AB ISKO BHI UTHAAYEGA??? 😣😣😣😣

WHY ARE THEY TREATING THIS TINYYYYYYY FUCKING POTTED PLANT LIKE A GIANT TREE!????!?!? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

lmaoooooooo balram, fucking give up already. 🙄🙄🙄

rudra is still hung up on this I WANNA CALL HIM PAPA NOT PETER nonsense. like... dude. 😒😒😒

aana kaaryathin eddekku chena kaaryam, amirite mallu brethren????? 🙄🙄🙄

for non mallus: basically translates to “talking about yams when we’re talking about elephants” i.e. focusing on nonsensical small things when there’s bigger matters at hand.

bachcha party forming mystery inc. like the old days. oh man i miss saumya. 😭😭😭😭

stop yelling attttt her omkaraaaaaaaaaa. 😩😩😩

“maine kahaaa tha na tumse, yeh murti tumse zyaada keemti nahi hai.”  . . . . “tum bhi meri parivaar ka hissa ho.” 

aaaaaand gauri’s turn to pass the fuck out. god these two really need to like... start taking vitamins and shit to boost their immune systems and strength. idk man. get on some kinda regimen. they’re altogether messed up from all the physical and emotional trauma they face on a weekly basis. 😕😕😕

for once i’m enjoying a ruvya scene. please just keep them in platonic/comedy scenes like these. it works soooo much better. 😌😌😌

and just as i said that, they ruined it by turning it romantic. fuck it. fuck it. fuckkkkkkkkk it. 😒😒😒

“maan na maan, main apne hi ghar mein mehmaan” snort. poor rudy. 😂😂😂

how this family puts up with rudra’s stupidity THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING is beyond me. matlab, sach mein. 🙄🙄🙄

shivaay looking at anika with sex eyes and telling bhavya “tumhe diversion chahiye na? diversion mil jayega. 😏😏😏😏”

me @ billu:

“bhaiyya saare function toh ho gaye.”  “toh kya hua, ek aur kar lenge.” 

THE OBEROI FAMILY MOTTO.

lo. billu ko toh bas bahaana chahiye chance maarne ke liye. 🙄🙄🙄

‘ugh. couples. so gross.’

rudra is me. i am rudra.

billu really gives zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeero fucks about who’s watching anymore. i’m telling you he’s fully willing to sex anika up right in front of svetlana “for the mission”. 😆😆😆

the face of a man who’ll stop at nothing. 

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT SVETLANA’S BIG SECRET ISSSSSSSS THIS TIMEEEEEEEEEEEE 😧😧😧😧

srsly, since when is tej so into family values???? 🙄🙄🙄

pft, he’s an idiot to focus on the key. it’s so obviously a red herring. it’s like he doesn’t knw her at allllllll! 

tej is grade-A proof that intelligence isn’t sexually transmittable. 😐😐😐

WTF IS A LOVE-AKSHARI!?!?!!?!? 😒😒😒

JESUS CHRIST WHAT PAKAAU THAKELA AWAIIIII KE FUNCTIONS, LORD. WHERE ARE MY RIKARA?????? I’M SO SICK OF BILLU’S THIRSTY WAYS. 😣😣😣

[abandoned-as-mustard]

GoT 6x06

it’s been more than 24 hours without game of thrones and I already start to feel deprived, so I'm back again 

ooooh a flashback of season 1 -- OHH AND OF THE MAD KING

- Poor Meera having to pull Bran’s deadweight WAKE UP KIDDO

- Meera begging his blank eyes to wake up is like me trying to make my computer work once it’s frozen 

*I smell a ship*

- horse dude to the rescue!

- BENJEN THAT’S BENJEN TO THE RESCUE THAT’S BENJEN

- awww I can’t wait until Sam brings Gilly home!

- they’ve arrived!!!

- oooh so if sam introduces her as the mother of his child then little sam will get an education

- AWWWW LITTLE SAM LIKES SAM’S MOTHER

- awwww Gilly getting to wear a nice dress

- oh no please don’t tell me that this is the episode Margaery dies

- Tommen finally gets to see her again!

- what’s her game here? pretending that the sparrow has helped her?

- no, Margaery, you're a good person!

- I don’t believe for a second that Margaery believes her brother needs to the walk of shame

- awww it’s so STRANGE seeing Gilly in a nice dress!

“it’s beautiful..... you’re beautiful”

- awkward family dinner, Dad doesn’t look happy (don’t think he’s ever looked happy tbh)

- screw you Dad 

- “you managed to stay soft and fat” 

- “he’s a greater warrior than either of you will ever be”

- oh no a slip in speech

- “if he were to become lord it’d be the end of this house” FUCK YOU

- I HATE THIS

- I HATE HOW HE’S JUST DOING THIS MONOLOGUE OF HATE SPEECH

- LITTLE SAM IS CALLED LITTLE SAM NOT “THE BASTARD” YOU BASTARD!!!

- and now he’s throwing sam out..... again

- EYYYY SAM IS GONNA STEAL THE SWORD

- Sam is worthy to wield it far more than his horrible father is

- one thing I don’t get is how dwarves here are letting themselves be portrayed in such an offensive way

- heheheheheheh arya is chuckling at Joffrey’s death in the play while everyone else is booing

- so arya has to poison someone now???

- lol I kinda wanted arya to join the theatre

- the theatre actor who plays Tywin is an actual asshole 

- oooh arya knocked the poison out of her hand!

and waif watched ohh no

- yes arya bring back needle!

- ewww so this is how they steal faces?? they ACTUALLY peel them off the bodies??? YUCK

- I see arya putting the sword next to her bedside because she knows someone will be after her now???

- back to Jaime! 

- Margaery doesn’t plan on doing that walk of shame

- yes, jaime! march in and save the day!

- lady Olenna yes you roast that sparrow bastard

- but if they kill all the sparrows, then -

- wait what strings were pulled?? 

- TOMMEN OF COURSE

- except now he has to give a speech to support the sparrows

- uncle papa jaime ain’t happy 

- neither does tommen 

- HIGH SPARROW GO DIE WITH YOUR SMIRKY SMIRK

- TOMMEN WHY YOU GOTTA BANISH JAIME

- What’s Walder Fray’s crusty old ass doing on my screen again?

- can’t believe I have to wait until season 2 to see him die

- LORD EDMURE IS STILL ALIVE?

- I always wondered what happened to him after the red wedding, they never showed his death

- talk about having the worst in laws in history

- EW TWINS GET OFF EACH OTHER GET OFF EACH OTHER

- I like how Meera just keeps her hands on him

- DROGON IS BIIIIIIGGGG NOWWWWWWW HOLY SHIT

- DANY RIDING HIM LIKE A BADASS