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spineless-lobster · 4 months ago

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I cannot and will not be stopped. lesbian odysseus be upon ye

#EVERYONE STOP AND LOOK AT MY WIFE #ISNT SHE BEAUTIFUL #remember to put this on my gravestone when I die #another hour of my life spent making these gifs #I reget nothing at all #hades game #hades 2 #odysseus #odysseus hades #picmix #gifs

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marciaillust · 2 months ago

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I added some colours to her :)

#digital art #character art #character design #marcia #discworld #discworld fanart #angua von uberwald #bro i need to get weirder i need my art to be weirder i need the shapes i need the colurs i need to not play safe i need to be a freak #2025 goal become an even bigger freak i can never stop #i really like how she turned out #i never used such muted colours before i kinda like how murky she looks #a true ankhmorporkian #still making my way through men at arms they just found the clown #i am fascinated with the river that is running through that city #it makes me think of Bristol uk <3 #going back to angua i like to think the armour they gave her was already all beaten up #hello and welcome to the nightwatch. have the nastiest underfunded gear we could find this side of the city #also i like to think that the official colours of ankh morpork are greenred #two colours on the opposing sides of the colour wheel but they are forced together to coexist #ankh would be green morpork would be red #and now everyone and their patrician just gotta cope #worldbuilding through colour would be fun : )#ohhh the inside of the palace could look quite cool because it would have to utilize both to celebrate the union #but then you go into the city and across the river you can sorta see the divide #not that all the houses would be one colour or whatever thats a bit predictable #but through fashion statements or exported goods or family insignia #and then you could incorporate it further for example vimes the guy of the city would want to take on the whooole thang. thats his city #some criss cross apple sauce checkers quilted mismatched mumbo jumbo #and then in contrast to that you would have his wife-elected suit and tie getup that distances him from his duty and kills him #so many options i tell you

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kirby-the-gorb · 5 months ago

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#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #va appeal hearing was today #not a fun time to have to try to granularly recall everything that. yknow. permanently destroyed my body and mind and life.#probably went fine? definitely cried in front of the judge but everyone was super cool about it.#also thank god my wife was there they let her give testimony as both my wife and as a doctor #(which she is)#(obviously)#but like I'm still So Sick and it's all this up and down and we're still fighting to get stabilized so I usually don't have time or energy #to like stop and look around at the quicksand I've been keeping myself afloat in this whole time #but today was very much 'hey tell me about this quicksand huh'#and it's just like a lot to deal with yknow #I'll be fine it's just A Lot #anyway shoutout to the folks who are either kind or nosy enough to read my tag rambles all the time lol #(the actual decision will still take up to 2 more years btw)#(hopefully not! but they said it could)#(although apparently a board denial isn't the end of the road anymore which is news to me)#(maybe they changed it in the 44 months since I filed for the appeal hearing lol)#(not a typo)#favorites

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the-jam-to-the-unicorn · 11 months ago

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And that's why she's a Queen

#the fact they even had this idea...#no need to insult the first lady and a whole country like that #the last sentence of saint javelin very much #friendly reminder that the whole Navalny family are neither friends nor supporters of ukraine and are highly problematic #and Navalny is not the perfect little angel now everyone pretends him to be #that so many in the west now worship him and kiss his wife's feet and completely ignoring what he said and supported in the west #but god forbid one Ukrainian breathes in the wrong way or ze forget to say thank you at some point #“the image of women resisting putin” my ass #no need to pretend theyre the same and no need to insult olena like that #still cant grasp the fact that someone was like oh were letting them die and stop important aid for month #but let's invite her so she looks pretty in the background #this is insulting on so many levels #to reduce her to just a pretty object jfc #alao the audacity to put her next to that woman and in the same room with the people who are responsible for Ukrainians dying

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hauntingblue · 10 months ago

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Ace...?? they cloned my beautiful wife...

#ace if he was born with his mother's hair but without freckles.......#this 3d intro... damn they spent their coins here but didnt age that well xd #i love how there is nearly a movie for every character that joins since usopp.... sanji got the last one. chopper has one i havent seen #and robin now.... i mean its not their movie but you know what i mean #zoro and nami on the same wavelength i miss you.... my fag and hag sisters....#robin old design i miss you.... her and nami look so different.... not like now....#I MISS CHOPPER OLD DESIGN HE LOOKS SO SILLY!!!#the goofy scenes are too good..... 'luffy what are you doing''nothing just a fight' 'okay dont get lost'#also sanji with robin and nami while the others fight... the girls AND sanji #this guy looks like ace with his kinds long middle part hair and eyes.... and luffy likes seeing hum fight #i am seeing things where there are non but my beautiful not dead yet wife keeps haunting me once again #seeing luffy talk about how if he dies fighting to be pirate king then so be it and like HE DID!!!! AND THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM!!#kids with guns TUN TUN kids with guns TUN TUN #robin made a gigantesco mano.... this was visionary #ROBIN giving back the gun to the child so he shoots luffy and he can bounce it back.... luffy enabler num 1.#nami threatening a child with zoros sword.... i needed this so bad.#shryer.... your drip too hard.... your swag too different.... your smoke too hot.... they will kill you #NOOOOOOO the clone of my beautiful dead wife died just like him.... face down...#the old man is dying and zoro knows....#shryer is alive who woulda thot.....#'be serious' 'im always serious... didnt i get out?' this is him. omg #sanji with the cooking hacks for the fight.... i am sure of it... also sanji spy come back to me....#THE BOY IS THE SISTER??? AND THE OLD MAN AND ACE CLONE ARE BLOWN UP???#it is flour lmao they got their ideas from the fight with crocodile #everyone is alive and well 👍🏻including the hat #that was kinda beautiful with that plot twist and everyone wanting to live and all....#nami strangling zoro!!!! more!!!#talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies

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voidscreamns · 2 years ago

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#i dont think i’ve talked my nonverbal!Diluc hc on here yet #but i keep seeing posts abt disability/chronjcally ill/neurodivergent hcs for genshin characters so here’s one from me #idk i feel like after That Night™️ and being on the run from the Fatui/working with a secret organization #diluc not just learns the ‘value’ of keeping secrets and staying quiet but also internalizes his guilt and trauma of saying smth that could #hurt people #it started with him telling Kaeya that he’s not a Ragnvindr anymore and then is exacerbated by his 3-4 Year Fatui Murder Rampage thru Teyvat #and with all ghat trauma and self-deprecation and paranoia he just. stops talking.#he picks up sign language in Fontaine and still writes but at some point he just stops talking and never speaks again #when he comes back to Mondstadt it was hard to adjust to for both him and the people around him #Kaeya initially assumes that Diluc just refuses to talk to him until he later hears gossip abt how no one has ever heard him speak since he #came back. he goes to Adelinde and/or Elzer abt it and they tell him that they neve even hear Diluc so much as hum or grunt #afterwards everyone changes up real fast— Kaeya and Venti drinking at the bar and seemingly just talking at Diluc but they’re always #observing his reactions and body language even when they’re drunk #Jean tries her best to be patient but she has a hard time reading him bc he’s changed so much in the time he’s been gone #Adelinde & Elzer and the winery staff are the most communicative he’s with— Diluc is far more likely to write with them to communicate #at some point Diluc has a business meeting with some rich dude from Fontaine or smth #Kaeya walks in bc he has an actual important mission thinf to discuss and he sees Diluc and this Fontaine dude and the dude’s wife #moving their hands so fast and with all kinds of gestured and stuff #and it’s the first time Kaeya sees Diluc look so EXPRESSIVE— he’s frowning and raising his eyebrows and mouthing words and all this #and Kaeya just goes ‘what’#turns out the Fontainian dude is deaf and both him and his hearing wife know sign; she helps interpret this to kaeya for the dude and Diluc #and Kaeya is like ‘oh okay’ and goes to the kitchen like ‘i’ll just wait here till yall are finished’#and he sees Adelinde and Elzer there with stoic faces and they just. stand there in quiet for so long.#Kaeya finally says ‘…..so. sign language huh’ and Adelinde and Elzer have the most pained looks on their faces #later that week Diluc finds like everyone around suddenly doing basic signs with him #he later learns that the winery has ordered a shitton of signing books from Fontaine and are trying to learn #+ Kaeya and Jean too with help from Lisa bc like dont you know learning several languages is a requirement for graduation from the Akademiya #soon the use of sign starts spreading in Mondstadt— there might be some small communities where they have their own native sign but it’s not #as standardized nor widely known as it is in Fontaine #this is getting really long so I’ll stop here but yeah. nonverbal Diluc who signs fjskdjs

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bayrut · 3 months ago

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omg u dreamt of bruce my evil plan is working >:) planting bruce in your subconscious for health wealth and happiness lol. get some rest tho that sounds like. not enough sleep 😭

yaaaay i love your evil plan!!!!! and no it was not enough but. A girl's gotta go line dancing friday nights!! and i had to wake up early today to go pick up this towel I weaved so it's totally my fault, should have gotten back home earlier

#the day went like work -> going to the mall as a work task -> just hanging out at the mall pretending the work stuff is taking longer #(to get back at my supervisor that made me go to the mall on her behalf)#-> lunch (at 5:30 pm) -> nap -> outfit selection -> drive to the bar -> line dancing -> a&w veggie masala burger (which is surprisingly goo #-> giant cookie ice cream -> line dancing again -> drving friends home (a detour but we wanted to chat about like. situationships) -> showe #-> bed at like 3:30. Bruce dream. He was young and his hair was beautiful -> wake up due to alarm feeling like i wanna die.#anyway the bruce dream was sooo interesting. He was wearing a white suit and searching for his wife. He gave me and two random girls a rose #each #and he said hi to my parents???#everyone was normal age except for him and then we were heading to the concert through tunnels and we stopped to look at a doll #that was being sold for like 200$ like a monster high doll and my grandma just appeared out of nowhere #never made it to the concert before my alarm wrang #you probably did not want this much details but youre welcome #asks #squishious

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aha-chuu · 1 year ago

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x reader writers: a valuable part of the fic community, have cool content the appeals to a lot of people and are often extremely productive with how much they manage to write

Also x reader writers: could not tag their posts if their life depended on it

#i will stop complaining either when everyone tags properly so my filtering works #or when enough x reader writers are sick of me and block me themselves #that's the dream #it's a genshin problem it's a star rail problem #it's been a problem since bnha five years ago #tagging accurately will help more people find your writing!!#on an unrelated note it will help me safely amd lesbianly look through male character tags without seeing posts about being their wife

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leftoversludge · 1 month ago

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argggghhhhhhhuuuhhhhhhhggghhhh

#rant #predicament: if i never became obsessed with nicole rafee i would have never heard her talk about ocd and then i would have never been like #oh shit i might have ocd and let that seep into every crack in my brain and now it controls my every thought #like all my thoughts were going through a perspective warp sieve and everything everyone's ever said to me like i was already over analyzing #everything but now the idea that that's a problem that doesn't have to be a problem has messed me up man like i think i'm having ocd about #ocd and it's not fun man but it's chill ig i hate it here i wish i didn't enjoy her content so much and that i wasn't obsessed with her #godddddd #new year's resolution: i don't have ocd and i am a new person who's carefree and fun loving #daily affirmation: i don't have ocd x10 every morning in the mirror #i will manifest the anxiety away and be a messier person who doesn't even care about authority one bit #like pshhhh idek that i have no control over my roommate situation pshahhhh dude like whateverrr be messy in the kitchen it's not like i #care if we get a roach infestation 🤪 peace and love man #i'm a sane and not paranoid person i am normal about every situation ever and it's awesome #i am not loosing sleep over maybe having a different cancer every night bc that's something a crazy person would do #but also i low key think i had / have covid since like last tuesday but subtly and slightly #i wish i would stop researching things i don't want to research anymore (looking up everything about ocd on ever website created since awol)#it's cool though it's all groove and fine but i would rather invest this time in synthia synthia but it's cool and whatev #this is my secret diary bc journaling has only ever made me feel worse #i can do scary drawings that allude to my mental state but writing about it depresses me to the point of sobs and it's literally not that #deep man like it's just anxiety and people deal with that everyday i just gotta get over it too like them #like normal man jim and his wife betty i gotta through more tupperware parties #merry christmas 🎠

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leonbastralle · 5 months ago

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charlotte's first day of work in the culinary career! she got promoted immediately but as an outgoing sim she needed some socialising very badly after that. thankfully alika showed up when she got off work so she just invited him inside for dinner. then kaimana reminded me she's not spayed yet so the day ended with an impromptu midnight visit to the vet skjdhkjfsd

#sims 4 #charlotte #kaimana #alika stops by like every day. they have the hots for each other big time so hes probably looking for some extramarital fun #as it is charlotte is not a homewrecker so tough luck buddy #also omg hi basil!!!!#its so funny. samia is meant to be luces cat and also hate everyone else yet basil is holding her in their portrait #and hes the one taking her to the vet #game tidbits that can only be understood in the context of my wifes sims 4 lore #just as i can only be understood in the context of my wife

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deanofsam · 4 months ago

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just saw megalopolis and all i have to say: shia labeouf oscar when

#he was MADE for that role #he smashed it absolutely crushed it ate everyone up hands down #was that the worst movie i’ve ever seen? by far yes #but get that man an oscar #and hell give grace vanderwaal an oscar for soundtrack. her and her ukelele cannot be stopped #aubrey plaza no oscar just a handshake #adam driver a look of pity #everyone else…. tried their best #and of course for francis ford coppola: arrest him for crimes against my Eyeballs & for dedicating that monstrosity to his wife #like ok. do you hate your wife francis.#also .” we’ll name the baby either Sunny Hope OR Francis” is insane . why are those the two options #also WHAT!! the fuck!!!! was that in general!!#francis has not mastered the art of subtlety … no indeed #in case u didn’t know the bad guy was the bad guy he did have him stand on a tree trunk carved into a swastika👍🏼#and if u wanted to know what party the mob represents dw he had them wear red baseball caps and hold up signs that say #make new rome great again #and if someone has a nightmare he’ll be sure to have them wake up and describe the nightmare we also just saw #and if it was unclear what was meant by the statue of lady justice toppling over never fear!!#mr coppola will smoothly have a character narrate what has transpired : “there’s injustice everywhere …”#and yet despite all this!! i still have no idea what this movie was trying to say. much to think about and also nothing to think about #francis ford coppola #megalopolis #my post

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brokenhardies · 6 months ago

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emissary verse interpretations of the batman rogues gallery my beloved (they only exist in my head)

#riddler & amber got into a reddit fight once #eventually riddler found out amber's address and tried to dox her #only to be visited by the mk system who basically beat him six weeks from sunday #bruce wayne was sooo pissed when he found out why viktor fries was fired #like he straight up tried to get viktor a job at wayne tech b4 the incident that made him mr freeze #look my hypothetical version of batman is very much 'people can be saved but sometimes we cant save them'#man bat isnt even man bat its man bat's wife with kirk langstrom being amber's high school #science teacher who occasionally talks about his weird wife who eats rats #everyone thinks he's joking. he's not #mary dahl/baby doll kind of got intercepted into amber's hypothetical rogue's gallery #her show was a major part of amber's childhood and makes up some of the good memories she has with her dad #so imagine her sadness when she has to try and stop baby doll from kidnapping her fictional family #luna is convinced that music meister and neil patrick harris are the same person #later meeting the toymaker - also played by nph - caused her to come to the conclusion that nph #is secretly evil :')#poison ivy was just an activist to start before she accidentally became an eco terrorist #she actually has no idea how hot she is she's trying to be threatening and people find that hot???

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howicked · 2 years ago

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dominic being the best aliens character for over 6 minutes

#the aliens (2016)#dominic the mork #jim howick #thealiensedit #jimhowickedit #dakotasvibe #userligaya #oh i won't stop until i get dominic n jim enjoyers #everyone shut up and look at him #hes my best friend. my pal. my cringefail wife etc

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ratgingi · 1 year ago

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thinking abt the fact that every doctor and therapy place ive gone to around here has asked what my preferred name and pronouns were righr off the bat amd i might just cry

#im just so not used to it its so nice i remember being so scared coming up here bc i was told everyone was mega religious-#-and all the house parents immediately switched to using the name and pronouns i like when they found out #and even at my school which is literally a church school thing for young women they all call me jack and use he/him and mr for me #the other day when i went out for food with loki + the houseparent + one of our other housemates there was a guy who was opening-#-the door for his wife #and ms michelle was like girls you need to make sure you get a boyfriend who does that. and jack you better do that for your boyfriend #and i akmost cried it doesnt seem like that big a deal but like it was like in her mind i wasnt under the girls umbrella i was boy #and i jsut i justjhmhmmfngmdbgme gndbg #diversity win the transboy is thriving #everyone is just so accepting and supportive and they slip up sometimes but tjey just correct themselves and move on and i jsut #god im literally so happy here #nearly everyone in my family was the complete and total opposite they told me i wasnt actually a guy they told me i never would be to them #that theyd never stop calling me princess or babygirl or introducing me as their daughter/niece #or theyd say they supported me and then never actually like. use my name or pronouns even when it was safe to do so #and i got so used to accepting it that now that im around people whp do every time someone does i light up like a christmas tree #there was a short time where i thought i might not actually be trans anymore bc i got so used to being misgendered and deadnamed-#-that it didnt really like. effect me anymore. i kinda just went well that sucks and moved on #but now i know that i am because i cannot even begin to explain the gender euphoria i get around here #i come down dressed in skirts and thighhighs and pink and chokers and theyre like hello mr jack you look cute today :-)#and it just feels so great #dialogue

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gods-favorite-autistic · 11 months ago

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The supposedly handsome literal prince one of two fully grown adult humans in the party being lectured by a 10 year old wooden puppet boy will never not be funny to me

#‘look they’re dead let’s get out of here’ and in the squeakiest voice possible ‘gErArD. gErArD sToP tHaT’#fully making a guess of pinocchios age here #still think it’s lowkey funny how everyone either has terrible curses/fates upon them or terrible backstories #meanwhile gerard’s is just kinda like ‘turning back into a frog partially because my wife doesn’t love me anymore’#ylfa got turned into a werewolf and her family tried to kill her. pinocchio fuckin died. meanwhile gerard’s just kinda some middle aged dude #mads yaps about d20 #neverafter spoilers #kinda #neverafter

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pepprs · 2 years ago

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my mom isn’t letting my dad go back to his office bc him being out of the house stresses her out and makes her have a flare up and it’s like kind of insane. like i understand why the idea of him doing that would make her panicky and angry as someone who also struggles w separation anxiety and abandonment shit / has physical symptoms from that kind of stress (though not to the same degree ofc) but also he is a grown man. he should be allowed to go to his office and not have to shape his entire life around her needs. and she keeps guilt tripping him out of it and it’s impacting his quality of life a lot and the whole thing is kind of… hm

#purrs #delete later #also she’s guilt tripping me into coming to the stupid fucking potluck on sunday bc she needs the extra help and it’s like… what are you #gonna do when i move out. like i am a grown woman and i should be able to choose how i spend my two precious weekend days. and my dad is a #grown man and he should be able to choose where he works. like is that not a little bit insane. i get it but also….. i do think it s kind of #fucked ip that it’s her way or the highway and her needs take priority over all of ours and she’s asking us to bend to what she wants when #she wants it. like i get it bc she’s sick but it’s not fair for her to expect that from my dad especially. particularly when me and my #brother are back at work / school in more high risk environments than my dad who would be in a private office alll day. and the thing is no #one is brave enough to all her on it bc if we did it would be the END of the world. she even threw a fit on my dads bday and complained bc #the things he wanted to do were things she didn’t want to do like all the man wanted to do was go mini golfing and when that wasn’t good #enough he just wanted to go on a walk and my mom complained the whole time and also scoffed the movie he wanted to watch and said it was #boring and it’s like… wtf it’s HIS birthday??? but what do you expect from the woman who (and in fairness her friends got her these as gifts #but still) has TWO kitchen items that say some variation of ‘a marriage is when one is always right and the other is always the husband’ 💀#i look at that little plaque every night bc it’s in front of the sink when im doing dishes and it makes me so fucking angry. like my dad is #a whole fucking person and he can be right too and he deserves to make choices and be happy and not have his wife put him down all the time.#idk. and she puts down his family all the time too and complains when he wants to do the most reasonable things for his own enjoyment that #don’t align with hers and criticizes his interests all the time and it just sucks to see. he never shows hurt or anything so idk how he #feels about it but it makes me so angry and sad and when i tell her to stop she just lashes out at me so. 🤪. like how do we get her to stop #making her needs more important than everyone else’s bc… she may be our mom / his wife / whateger but that doesn’t make her queen. no one is #(andalso this has only gotten worse bc of covid / her being sick. like this has been a lifelong thing it’s just it’s a lot worse now bc the #circumstances gave her room / forced her to have to take up more space. and it’s just so frustrating. i get it. but none of us are pawns or #dolls or subordinates or anything. there’s 5 adults here and we should all be able to make choices and not be guilt tripped by her. lol #)

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