#EPIC ODYSSEUS

[ochiody]

taking a break mid impalement to serve vocals or whatever

[itsajollyjester]

“Would fall in love with me again if you knew all I’ve done?”

[fuckingdeadinsidetm]

Dick so ass you actually bite his head off afterwards

[meteor752]

Zeus all arrogant: My oh my brother, all that work to get revenge on the mortal, and he beats you?You must feel so ashamed…

Poseidon, still bleeding profusely and literally vibrating from horniness: Do you think if I kill his son he’ll do it again?

[yellowrabbitfurry]

I just imagined Zeus saying this to Hades or Odysseus

I called my brother a wifeguy and he was like “what’s that” so I told it’s a man who’s obsessed with his wife, and there was a pause as he went through all 5 stages of grief in about 20 seconds, and then said, “well what do other people do??”

[vint-knight]

Odysseus in 600 Strike:

[aulith]

so.. get in the water!

FOR PENELOPE!!

[slightlyinsanecreator]

Poseidon to Odysseus

[saixria]

Been a hot minute since I posted @irunaki’s baby Owlthena au

I’m proudest of the idea of the one colored doodle in the first drawing :3 look at it or else 🫵🫵🫵

[psychicbluebirdmiracle]

Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map

I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭

[anniflamma]

Odysseus is "There are other way"-ing Zeus This is to everyone in that comment section!

There is a part 2 now...

[jessieisaninja]

Headcanon accepted

I see your “Apollo agreed so easily because he doesn’t care about Odysseus” and raise you “the god of prophecy knows that Odysseus is going to make it home, so he’s not going to make much of an effort to stop him.”

[ghostvibesonly]

“how will you sleep at night?”

“next to my wife”

THE WAY I SCREAMED

[coquexari]

No longer fighting to be known.

[the-mori-arty]

HERE. IT. IS.

THE. ART.

[starburnt0ut]

This art style is so tasty I am eating it with only the finest of plates and cutlery (Eurylochus’s smile is so darn cute😭)

All of them lived happily ever after and nothing bad ever happened, trust me 🥹

Follow up: The wedding