#ENGAGEMENT BAIT

[tonyzaret]

[alex51324]

Help?

I need a screenshot of a really blatant engagement bait item for an information literacy session I'm teaching, and now that I need one, Facebook isn't giving me any*.

I had in mind one of the kind that's a really dumb trivia questions--"there are no US states that begin and end with the same letter," or "Only really smart people can name five animals that start with the letter M," that kind of thing--but I could rework my text to use something else.

So if you see anything like that in the next day or so, can you do me a favor and take a screenshot? Just paste it into the replies, and I can copy it out of there.

(*It's giving me bad AI photos of patriotic subjects instead, because I fell for it and clicked into one to see if anyone had commented on how several of the US flags shown had two fields of stars.)

[hotpikmin]

which 1 r u (this is engagement bait )

[toontwink]

+1 note on this post = +1 inch on my peanis

[venturelovebot]

One like = one nose boop for the cutest archeologist, and it makes a squeaky noise, too.

[burgerror]

we need to start gatekeeping the division symbol we used back in like grade 3 nobody fucking uses it except for morons looking to engage in interaction bait because nobody knows how to use PEMDAS/BEDMAS/whatever. just use a fraction you Dumb Cunt

shit like this pisses me the Fuck Off if i ever catch you posting this shit i will fucking kill you dead

[separatist-apologist]

Genuinely, and I mean this kindly, but learning to recognize bait and not engaging with it will change your fandom experience.

[wavetapper]

rb this and tag your favourite soundtracks! they can be anything like games or movies or shows or whatever i wanna know what the best ones are 👀

[bitchfitch]

Wait thats a legitimate question

if youre normal about dog training and not into shock collars as a sex thing but know someone who would buy one for either reason, select that option, I want this as biased and unreliable as possible bc that will be funny. Commit to the bit with me.

this is to get an extremely biased data point about whether more shock collars are being bought for dog behavioral issues, or for people with specific fetishes.

reblog for reach <3

[larachelledrawsfe]

A very, very late FE anniversary scribble.

[cyber-therian]

EVERYONE BLOCK @.CONSERVATIVEZOOMER

Pt: Everyone block @.conservativezoomer

The troll is back, they just want to hurt

you and make you mad. Do not interact.

Do not engage. For the sake of your

community block and give this user NO

ATTENTION. Report for hate speech or

harassment if you are able to, but be

cautious.

CW FOR: pedophilia, ableist slurs and beliefs, racist slurs and beliefs, transphobic slurs and beliefs, pro-Israel content, anti-Palestine content, sysphobic content, fake-claiming, and so much more.

KEEP YOURSELF AND YOUR COMMUNITY SAFE! BLOCK AND MOVE ON

[gingerteaonthetardis]

my favorite thing about rose tyler (besides everything) is that she still has misogynists genuinely seething after more than a decade. like. they just cannot keep her name out of their mouths and it's because her impact—the impact of a literal teenager with no power, no money, and human flaws—was that profound!!! incredible. keep talking shit forever, we know it's because you can never forget her <3

[ohbo-ohno]

just fell down a twitter thread of people arguing about whether or not pup play sexualizes dogs 😭😭😭😭😭 tell me why a post saying "why are you as a gay man cosplaying as a dog for your sexual fantasies" has SIX THOUSAND LIKES ohhhhhh we're cooked, we're absolutely cooked

[moonsidesong]

i generally dont have that many sexuality headcanons for bfdi characters and if anything i dont think 99% of them even think about that kind of thing themselves but i do think there would be a bit where announcer's like. Im So Disappointed, You Guys. It's June. And None Of You Even Wished Me A Happy Pride Month At All. and the other contestants are like 'announcer are you gay? i dont think you ever told us that' and hes just like. No It's Fine. Whatever. Sheesh . and then the scene just carries on like normal

[glorioustragedykid]

I'm legitimately curious, If you could reboot a cartoon, which cartoon would it be?

[admiral-arelami]

Canonically Bad Thrawn

Why are some people so obsessed with whether Thrawn is "good" or "bad"? This isn't middle school, where everything must be either/or, black or white, yes or no. These are false dichotomies. Not every work of literature exists to teach readers a "moral lesson." Good fiction rarely deals in moral absolutes. Nor, in fact, does real life. Readers are interested in morally dubious characters for a host of reasons, most of which have little or nothing to do with their real-life beliefs or actions. Hate to break it to you, but a hot, blue, *fictional* alien isn't the one responsible for the resurgence of real-life fascism. Thrawn isn't going to turn your impressionable teenager into a fascist or neo-Nazi. Most people who like Thrawn aren't fascists or neo-Nazis. Nor, I suspect, is Timothy Zahn a member of some secret fascist cult, promulgating conspiracy theories while he awaits the Apocalypse in his fortified bunker.