#ELBOW YOU IN THE FACE
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The good life in Oldtown before daddy called to war
@just-some-random-blogger @peachysunrize @pendragora @targs-on-zorses
#I HAVE SOMETHING INCREDIBLY INAPPROPRIATE TO SAY#but i will NAWT be giving the tumble a reason to flag me again no maam i am a good christian woman#kajsfahsflkahs GIRL WHOEVER THE FUCK IS TOUCHING HIS SHOULDER ALL HESITANTLY AFLHASFHASF HAHAHHAH#MOVE THE FUCK OVER BITCH#IMMA WWE YOUR ASS#ELBOW YOU IN THE FACE#GOOD SIR I CAN LATHER YOU IN SPF 100 ANYDAY#PSPSSPSPSPS WHITE MAN I WILL PROTECT U FROM THE SUNNNNNNNN#HE LOOKS SO HIGHTOWER IN THIS NO JOKE#I LOVE THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE HES IN SWIMMING TRUNKS THAT JUST FULL ON HIS UNDERWEAR ššā#HE WAS LIKE AH YES *STRIPS NAKED* TO THE POOL#gwayne hightower#freddie fox#bambi knight#ILL LEAVE IT AT THAT BUT TRUST I HAVE MORE REDACTED THINGS TO SAY LMAO
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jane + totally liking ryan back
#the trainee#the trainee the series#the trainee series#offgun#janeryan#off jumpol#gun atthapha#jane x ryan#thai drama#my gifs#bypiningbisexuals#when I tell you I SCREAMED!!!#not jane putting his face in his hand as he rested his elbow on the table like STOPPPPPP#he looks so soft there WTFFFFFFFF
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Sketches based on my FAVOURITE project sekai concept EVER by @the-one-that-weeps that when the characters enter their SEKAIs, their bodies adapt to the worlds as well! I also took some inspiration from the notes and my own concepts :DD
Thought it'd fit the Halloween spirit a lot!
#āwhy are minori and ichika together they wouldnt be able to meetā SHUSH. halloween magic#emu with multiple hands because shes got sm energy shed love to do several things at once <33#mafuyu has the notes of niigo's songs that helped her. and also empty notes for future songs to appear#not pictures but one over her chest & hesrt would probbaly be a fragment of kanades song that saved her#you cant see it well but kohane has a filmstrip on her left arm. and below that a graffiti of the vbs logo#left arm has a fragment of a āKOHANEā graffiti (apecifically the HANE) and vbs logo on her hand. little paint splashes on her face#ena has the. auxiliary lines for drawing humans yk. on her face and elbows and knees#like shes an unfinished sketch yet. has to still be worked on. but can still become a masterpiece. yk#also little drawings but also some crossed out. also her eye crossed out. yk. the struggle of not being able to draw the other eye#and teeny kanade with flowers growing where she walks but also wilting soon after. she still hasnt learnt how to save people </3#the rest are obvious. i think. feel free to ask if not!#kerizart#prsk#prsk fanart#prsk art#wxs#wonderlands x showtime#kamishiro rui#tenma tsukasa#emu ootori#kusanagi nene#mafuyu asahina#kohane azusawa#ena shinonome#hanasato minori#ichika hoshino#do i tag kanade AHAHDHAHA#kanade yoisaki
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yknowwww there is something... deeply uncomfortable about the way mel never speaks directly to viktor in the 'build hextech weapons' scene. she really only speaks to jayce. plenty of people have pointed this out already but like the one scene they actually share a meaningful interaction and she treats him like he's beneath her. all this after jayce has emphasized how important viktor is, that hextech is theirs, together. she unequivocally ices him out, there's no other way to interpret this scene. the way it's shot too - from viktor's perspective, looking up at her, as though to reinforce the same belief in him. like he doesn't even bother expecting respect from her - or anyone from the upper echelon of piltover. he's fully accustomed to being dehumanized by everyone around him at this point. sometimes even by jayce, despite the trust they clearly have in each other.
then of course after this scene is viktor experimenting on himself. it's pretty clear that he has internalized his own dehumanization. crazy.
#dont open these tags unless you want to read an essay im so serious#quick disclaimer i do properly ship jayvik as of s2e9 aha#sorry abt the like. spam. but yk this what rewatching an insanely detailed show with fresh eyes does to a mfer#arcane#.txt#i think mel and jayce (among others) both exhibit the same kind of casual classism#jayce somewhat more obviously with his whole 'the zaunites are dangerous' spiel#and mel more subtly. its in the way she shows very little concern for the plight of the undercity until yk. it explodes in her face#she's been on the council for a decade. has done little but rub elbows with the elites of piltover and amass her own fortune#pretty clear she hasn't so much as blinked at the horrific state of zaun. this makes her a very willing participant in its oppression fyi#and then of course her treatment of viktor#ive seen it pretty heavily debated and i don't really see any reason to deny or defend these actions of hers#likewise when jayce accosts viktor and reprimands him for going to the undercity or makes a hextech weapon there's no reason to excuse him#these are clear examples of classist behaviour and i dont think it does anybody any favours to ignore it#jayvik#<-tagged bc those who do not want to read criticism of or about mel will likely have it blocked#im not here to stir the pot thanks#there's also something a bit kooky about the idea of 2 privileged rich kids commiserating about the sad state of the undercity#meanwhile a literal resident of said undercity whose perspective they could REALLY use is dying in a lab using his own body to try and#cure a common zaunite ailment/disease#meanwhile they wont help until they feel piltover is 'safe' (aka has WMDs to use against any perceived threat aha....)#anyway#its all very complicated and i dont doubt that their intentions were good (...mostly) but the road to hell and all that#it just rly bothers me that viktor was like. right there. a wealth of insight into zaun. and neither jayce nor mel even bother engaging him
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wish i had a dick so i could fuck his tits with it etc etc
#push your elbows together some more baby#those look heavy do you want me to hold them for you š¤²š»#do you mind if i put my face between those and just š¤š¤š¤#feeling very hungry today to you mind if i take a bite or two#joker out#bojan#pic#fbc
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haven't thought about the darkest minds in forever but one thing i just realized that i appreciate is that there was no actual love triangle between ruby/liam/clancy. like you first meet him and you think clancy could easily FIT the archetype of "obligatory mysterious bad boy" that plagues all ya dystopia but it never turns into that; ruby DOES NOT LIKE HIM and does NOT want to be with him. ik it's basic and the absence of a poorly-executed love triangle shouldn't be a thing we should need to be so grateful for but nevertheless i am
#also sooooo glad bracken never tried to roll back on him kissing ruby w/o consent or romanticize it#ruby elbowing him in the fucking face for doing that to her was SO good. i cant believe i forgot that#btw i am talking about the books idk what happened in the movie bc i never watched it#but god i need to reread the books. ruby daly the woman that you are#mine#the darkest minds
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It's coming.
"Elbowing him in the face while sleeping was a gift?" HAHAHAHAHA
"Us? We did something fun."
"Everyone! You can really look forward to it!"
They created something as a gift to Army. They look excited about it. They had fun. And they are going to share their fun with us.
It might be months before we see what great fun they had but these are now great memories of their lives together for them. That's the best thing about all of it.
#jikook is coming#jikook#jimin#jungkook#kookmin#its coming whether you like it or not#they got thru solo time now they're in quality time together#i know its the military but memories of this shared experience will be with them forever#sometimes the āmissing themā is really hard to get past#when an elbow in the face is considered a gift
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Astarion putting a bell necklace on Tomie so he can hear her coming. She has snuck up on him far too many times and he has frequently elbowed her head on accident because of it.
Astarion: WIFE! Where's my wife???
Tomie: *jingle jangles ominously*
#the struggles of being small and quiet#I cannot tell you how many times ive gotten an elbow to the face because ive snuck up on my husband lol#my head is below his line of sight ;w;#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 astarion#astarion ancunin#astarion x oc#oc: Tomie
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they can't stop you from thinking about sex on company time
#chilly talks#her#did this a lot today#when you get elbowed in the face at work the only thing that can make you cope is imagining#her slamming your hips down onto her cock#and also holding your hands tenderly between hers while she kisses you#and that's all i have to say about that.#lesbian#wlw#lesbian yearning#wlw yearning#lesbian nsft#wlw nsft
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andd then ill share this which is just a storyboard type thing bc I want to create the stuff w colors and yeahg š«” take a hint w funny little au i did not yap much about
i lowkey wanted to use the nightcore version but im still not rlly sure yet
#sydneys wips#sydneys videos#I have a rlly funny frame ideas where they punch allure in the face and they elbow giuseppe in the stomach#<- synced w the āget your hands off my hips or ill punch you in the lips stop youre staring at my-ā lyr#The boys r allure and giuseppe and shamura gotta drag them everywhere#Okay thats. All i got left in me to write and communicate X_X
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i insisted upon myself a period of one day before i start talking about regis again and that day has cleared
āso what did you do in your youthā
geralt: i had to slay the bastards that massacred my caste
milva: i murdered my pervert stepfather for how he serially assaulted me, then ran away from home
cahir: agonized over my brotherās death and trained to avenge him from the north
angoulĆŖme: escaped from being sexually trafficked, killed my abusers, and formed a gang
regis:
regis: ā¦
(what regis was doing):
#the joke is that there is no revenge#ābut didnāt he spill bloodā how dare you insinuate that he would let it hit the floor and waste it. even the shittiest tasting blood#jumpcut to: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT !!!#laying face down in a gutter#i left dandelion out of it because nothing is canon yet and i didnt want to force my headcanons on anyone#you can add him in here if you like looking sheepish next to regis#ātag two blokes who do fuck allā type of post#them who were just doing random crazy shit for fun: ā¦ š
#crossroads of ravens spoilers#the witcher spoilers#rozdroże krukĆ³w spoilers#f: a hansaās a hansa#c: regis#the elbow-high diaries
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There was one thing that had gone unsaid. One thought raging through his head as though it had been screamed at him, as it ought to have been. One thought echoing like the thumping of his heart as it raced with the dawning horror.
It could have been worse.
#you ever elbow your buddy/significant other in the face by accident and give them a bloody lip? sucks right?#now imagine your elbow is the size and weight of a midsize sedan#hahahaha! ow my heart!! :'D#angst#sfw g/t#g/t#g/t angst#tmatb#tmatb iii#ch: breaking in#grace makes art
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Oh my naff!! I had a curious thought, how would orca eclipse react to y/n(photographer) being jealous if there was another female siren?
I would be jelly and anxious if that siren were try to court my beloved eclipse šš
He would be delighted to see you jealous and, to that extent, possessive of him. Though he would soothe you with promises in lullabies that he only has eyes for you and all the songs he sings are with you in his heart.
#he's resting his elbows on the ice with his face in his hands with the energy of a school girl kicking her feet (flipping his flukes)#āoh you're jealous of this one siren and worried she'll take me away from you birdie? please tell me more about how you feelā#apex polarity#not that he wouldn't interact with another orca siren but he's very attached to you at this point in the fic
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Soap being surprisingly very sneaky. He doesn't even try to do it on purpose in casual events (aka when he's not doing it for the job), apparently he walks very light despite trying his best to be the most highly anticipated, most approachable human being there is. Sometimes he just forgets to greet people and thought that he was already loud enough.
Many times he's been smacked in the face by people who didn't hear him come up (he never realizes that he walks up too close). This resulted in many chipped bottom teeth. (Hello mouth guards)
It's happened several times accidentally but it eventually became purposeful to use this skill against Price any time he's alone, who originally thought that he did it on purpose.
Gaz has always anticipated him, he admits it got him the first few times but soon realized that Soap WASN'T doing it on purpose. Therefore any time Soap is lingering around his shoulder like a freak he gets his balls grabbed. Maybe that'll teach him to say "hello".
Ghost...does not like this. Does not like it at all. This is Ghost's thing. Nothing scares Ghost, but Soap PURPOSELY sneaking up on him and then being HAPPY to see him? Makes no sense? Why is he sneaking?
Ghost petitions that he wears a bell around his neck. Like the jingling cat ones. But Soap walking around with a jingling collar in stride of finally being heard causes a new "problem" for Ghostā¦
#this is stupid#but God it happens all the time š#you think being a silent walker is a cool ability until people you know hit you in the face because they thought you were going to mug them#call of duty#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#ghostsoap#cod#john price#kyle gaz garrick#soap mactavish#drabble#shitpost#this is fic material but i can't...#āfive in one times soap got elbowed to the face and the dentist hated himā#maybe that can even be how he got the scar on his chin#he was at some concert with his friends where it was loud and got too close to those spiky elbow jackets š#Kyle āGazā Garrick is an affectionate ball grabber
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YK WHAT PEDER IS REMINDING ME OF THE SHOCKED PIKACHU FACEššš
šø updatesonjoshua on IG
#descendants#rise of red#descendants 4#peder lindell#joshua colley#descendants rise of red#descendants bts#malia baker#ruby rose turner#dara renee#morgan dudley#kylie cantrall#CUTIESSSSSS#peder babesā¦ where r you resting your elbow??#I LOVE THIS CAST SM#THE SMILES ON DARA AND MORGANS FACE
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āWhat do you mean heās scary!! Look at him!ā
ā taking artistic liberties to scrunkle the face of @shepherds-of-havenās Blade Bronwyn - a man with 0.6% body fat lol
#shepherds of haven#if games#blade bronwyn#this is mc privelage at work#hc mcs but especially the ladies are like no heās fine!! look heās a lamb!! but if someone else tried this theyād get their wrists broken#being an artist (like being a writer) makes your proclivities rly obvious because in this instance you can tell that I love#babying men who could kickflip me into the sun#picking fights with famed assassins likeā¦ wow blade ur so confident for your height! and leave#blade likes girls with good hearts and Halle is not quite that but she IS an efficient worker so she always comes back with the winā¦#and a bunch of rescued orphans and mages and stuff itāsā¦ not a reflection of her personality but rather her work ethic which even then#is reluctant and put-upon#she didnāt want to be a captain let alone commander she was meant to be using this gang of do-gooders to fulfil her fate and then bounce#but theyāre all so wholesome and now she loves them despite her better judgement#and heās so cute!! with his poetry and plants and the googly-eyed clam he keeps on his desk and talks to about his feelings!!#whatās a girl to do?#thereās only so strong you can be in the face of a man who tells you straight-faced heād mcfucking die for you#talking the talk and walking the walk even to the most wary of wilderness orphans#as always blade you are a nightmare to draw I lost sleep over your skin tone#my foe of four years aka bladeās left elbow is cunningly hidden#their child would be a serious force of nature and also really tall#fanart#shoh#can you imagine the name? between austere ket names and whack mage namesā¦#these are my parents: blade and halwendi. my name is steele mechanicus and I DONT want to talk about it#just realised that if his brother saw this shit heād get blade stoned for being a public hussy gosh sorry better make an honest man of him#new blade hairstyle is a shaggy wolfcut bc I think itās cute on him lmao#this is a really autistic couple honestly#not quite sure where to put his hands#like when you flip a shark upside down
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