#Dylan strome

[thornescratch]

The Caps and their go-to karaoke songs are--

Jakub Vrana: Alphaville - Forever Young Dylan Strome: Initially Bon Jovi - Livin' On A Prayer and then CHANGED to Nickelback - Rockstar Brandon Duhaime: Darius Rucker - Wagon Wheel Taylor Raddysh: Hootie and the Blowfish - I Only Wanna Be With You Alexander Ovechkin: Ruki Vverh! - 18 Charlie Lindgren: Toby Keith - Should Have Been A Cowboy Dylan McIlrath: Weezer - Say It Ain't So Connor McMichael: The Champs - Tequila Logan Thompson: No idea (LIAR WE KNOW HE'S DONE IT ALREADY) Pierre-Luc Dubois: In French, Maitre Gims - J'me tire. In English, The Champs - Tequila Rasmus Sandin: Marc Cohn - Walking in Memphis Aliaksei Protas: Not a karaoke guy. (ALSO LYING BECAUSE HE WAS PROBABLY WITH LT AND OVI DOING IT) Martin Fehervary: Probably something Slovak Trevor van Riemsdyk: Diana Ross - Ain't No Mountain High Enough Nic Dowd: Eric Church - Springsteen Jakob Chychrun: Anything Morgan Wallen (…bruh. No.) Alexander Alexeyev: Russian songs

And the coaches! Spencer Carbery: Eminem - Lose Yourself (!!!) Scott Allen: Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven Mitch Love: Garth Brooks - Got Friends in Low Places

[pemguims]

SKBFRKNTKFNJNFJDJ charlie lindgren saying he has 'agape love' for the caps locker room and dylan then posing this on his story

ogapey.......i love you dumb hockey boys i love you

[tradetobest]

pov your future self time travels to tell you 'important information from the future'

[dstrome]

Hey Davo, it's Stromer, just wanted to come here and say congrats on having your number retired by the Erie Otters. You're one of the best players that's ever played in the organization - you're the best player that's ever played in the organization - and it was an honor to get to play with you and be your friend. Cheers to all the good memories we had, and hopefully we can make some more in the future

Connor McDavid's Erie Otters Jersey Retirement Ceremony, Jan 10th 2025

[hauntedppgpaints]

dylan strome, his focus.

x.

[celbrini]

cheers to all the good memories we had and hopefully we can make some more in the future

[acekazoo]

nhl players as textposts part ???

[mcd9v7ds]

the way he’s always just wanted to be held… I’m fine

[lukeyhughes]

i've always wanted to know why mcstrome broke up and that jersey retirement video has made me think that dylan would also like to know lmao

[sergeifyodorov]

dylan strome used to haunt the narrative and now he's just a character in the narrative. crazy. man resurrected himself specifically to be ovechkins second little boytoy manhusband

[casadoresdean]

The comment… 😭😂

[twinsunsintatooine]

having thoughts about the draft class of 2015 right now..

thinking about connor, deified on the ice with the weight of the world on his shoulders, connor who "was a little boy once" and jaded by the pressure of being The Next One at 17, connor who won the conn smythe on the losing team in a constant reminder that as unparalleled as his hockey may be, it still wasnt enough, connor who would "cry and shake, anxious under his own pressure" when he was just a child. thinking about connor mcdavid, to whom the rest of his draft class was compared, shadowed by his brilliance.

thinking about jack eichel, antagonised by the media for the crime of being second to connor mcdavid, two boys pitted against each other as one american and one canadian. thinking about jack eichel, and the curse of forced narratives.

thinking about dylan strome, criticised by the masses as "overrated," "washed", discarded and sidelined and once rarely praised or considered in conversations of the greats. thinking about dylan strome, now a father, a husband, and a washington capital, tearing up the ice with ovechkin on his wing. thinking about dylan strome, and finding happiness for yourself.

thinking about mitch marner, scapegoated and despised for being "too pretty", "too small" and not masculine enough for toronto hockey, mitch marner who was named a "locker room cancer" by vindictive fans when not a single teammate had anything short of glowing praise to say about him. thinking about mitch marner, making it unequivocally clear to all who denied his skill that he is indispensable. thinking about mitch marner and the maple leafs' core.

thinking about those drafted not within the top 4, or even top 50, yet now have firmly cemented themselves as undeniably exceptional on the ice, currently second in the league in points. thinking about kirill kaprizov, 135th overall.

[highdefinitions]

somebody matched my freak and we weren’t on speaking terms but then he made a video congratulating me on the retirement of my jersey for our juniors team and called me by my nickname and then said he hopes we make more great memories in the future and now i should probably call him back

[stromecat]

good guy girl dad

[thornescratch]

Dewey SCREAM.

[mikkolas]

every saturday passes me by and i think maybe i should post those fun little textposts that i enjoy making because they make me laugh. and then i don't. this has been in my drafts since late october. all i had to do was tag. and yet. and yet, | spotify wrapped sucked this year and it made me remember youtube rewind's existence somehow. anyone remember her? she was great. anyway, if you also want to go back in time, click here!