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How To Spot Members of A Fandom

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ALWAYS REBLOG SPITE COOKBOOK :D

i've only ever seen this post in screenshots so i am delighted to see that more has been added to it

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

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why is this a thing

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I’m calling it now: Doctor Strange and Scarlet Witch post-credit scene on Spider-Man: No Way Home.

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cataract in the wild... what crimes will he commit

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What is grief if not love persevering?

rb | teepublic

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Me logging on to twitter after every episode of Wandavision

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salem witch trials babeyyy

1693?!

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this is amazing.

Wandavision: Just Keep It Going

He has new eyes and perfect vision. Everything looks bright enough to blister.

Vision is stepping into himself, getting used to sentience. Teething, he thinks, when he runs his hand under the tap. Is this teething? He jerks his hand away when the water starts to steam. Heat and pain. He’s learning, or starting to learn. His body sings electric as he corrects, considers, recalibrates. The fans in his chest purr double-time to cool him.

Vision is beginning.

Keep reading

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and you should say it

WandaVision has done more to improve these characters and actually make me feel for them in 8 half hour episodes than the entire MCU did in 7 years.

Yeah.

I said it.

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what hurts so much about Wanda choosing sitcoms as her form of escape is that it’s incredibly and humanly relatable. When we are down in the dumps and life gets the best of us, popping on an episode of a sitcom whisks us away and provides us with a comfort and respite from it all. And ultimately nothing bad could ever happen to you in a sitcom. Life is wondrous and untouchable to evil. On top of it all, life is normal. The stakes are low, and it’s ordinary. And for someone who has had to endure the life of sorrow that Wanda has, it makes sense that it would be where she escapes to; a place where your worst fears can’t ever reach you.

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facts, get them strongmen asses outta here

this is the Wanda Maximoff Cinematic Universe now, thank you very much

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i absolutely hate haywards instigating ass. “well that’s just it wanda, he isn’t yours” ooooo i’ve never wanted to strangle a fictional character more. not to mention the line about “putting $3 billion dollars worth of vibranum into the ground” as if vision was just a piece of machinery or a weapon, when he can clearly see how much he meant to her, i am livid 🥊🥊 then he has THE AUDACITY to edit the footage and make wanda seem like the villan i- 🔪🔪🔪

*pulls up in a clown car* get in loser, we’re going hunting

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“To Grow Old In - V”

I’m an absolute wreck

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I said it before and I say it again

Thanos is barerly a villan, he's dumb bitch with poor education about sociology and economy

Oi you wanna be a villan bitch? Have some fucking style then like

Hela with her general aesthetic and comedic lines? Iconic, bi panic on full mode

And the killing? Her fighting style? She had fucking skill, and not snapping some glove like a pussy

Killmonger, with his fucking A+ style, and general badassery, that fucking "Whassup", hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about!

AND OF COURSE OUR SUPER VILLAN AGATHA, WITH HER FUCKING THEME SONG, AND ENJOYING EVERY FUCKING SECOND OF BEING THAT BITCH™

Her lines? Incredible. Magic? Outstanding. Her plan? Brilliant. And that fucking theme song, I love one Dramatic Motherfucker™

Also they all do their plans themselves, because they are not cowards, but Bitchanos needed his kids to do half the job, like incompetent much?

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I apologise to all my followers who have to put up with a sudden burst of Wandavision posts every Friday but as usual:

What the fuck?

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you’re not alone, i absolutely hate that line

You can't reference real-world events in a universe in which those events didn't happen, Marvel