#Dragon vore my beloved

[randomartist58]

hear me out

preds with a completely black mouth, throat, stomach, etc but the digestive juices are like.. rainbow????

Mainly getting this idea from my hyperfixation on ink sans as a dragon rn

But like to be inside a warm and cozy dark stomach and sort of it being like a hot bath with rainbow swirling colors that never seem to mix together.

This can be interpreted as soft vore or willing digestion

[cyberlittlekittywolf]

[DNI: MINORS & 25+ CISHET NUDES/SEXTING TRANSPHOBIA MISSGENDERING RACISM FATPHOBIA AND ANYTHING NON-CONSENSUAL]

1. INTRO IN ENGLISH:

Dexiaure/Dex/Dexie, Donnie, Demian, Dann, Na or Mein.

🐺🐾 Maned Wolf Cub (Aguará Guazú) & Calupoh WolfDog!!

🐱❄️ Snow Leopard (Panthera Uncia) & Nebelung Cat (Felis Catus)!!

Names you can use with me

(🐺🐾) Tell me puppy, little wolf, wolf, pup, dog, claws, tail, pussyboy or doggy ^_^!

(🐱❄️) Tell me kitten, feline, meow meow, prrrrrince, pussycat, spot or paws ^0^!

(🧛🏻🩸) Tell me sir, mister, master, fangs, count, general, mr. hunter, my owner, boss, lord or king! /For Dom!

(🦦🧃) Tell me little one, pretty, little fangs, good boy, honey, sunshine, little horns, little sun or my beloved boy /For sub!

(🚷🩹) Tell me piggy, sick, piece of trash, shit, slut, whore, bitch, asshole, stupid, lunatic, toy, filthy boy, donkey or dirty boy. /For humiliate!

(💉🥩) Tell me vamp, bat, little vampire, little bat, devil, crow, bloody, shadow, void, sharky, dino guy, ghost, corpse, dead, spider, ratman, mr. d, snake, dragon, monster or foxy. /For others!

In the multiverse of (fictional) personalities, I am also a demon, a vampire and others (💉🥩)

19 y.o. Switch with Dom lean, voyeur, sadomasochist, rigger, probably caregiver, brat tamer, degraded, nd (audh), ftm androgynous (ambiguous and versatile gender expression), polyamorous t4t lean (but in the end it doesn't matter what gender it is) & CHILEAN 🇨🇱 I SPEAK SPANISH, I'M SORRY FOR THE BAD TRANSLATIONS (/^\).

Alternative, emo, scene, gothic, punk, visual kei, cybergoth, etc. (I don't look like one, but I love subcultures).

2. INSTEREST:

hannibal, dexter, true crime, heavy metal, sharks, dinosaurs, neurodivergences, mental disorders/psychiatry, movies/series of everything except comedies or musicals, fanfic, webtoon, manga/manhwua/manhua, anime, collecting tiny things, serial killers, dance, art, poetry/writing, full bdsm, philosophy, thinking, and more.

Clarifications: My kinks and everything posted on this blog, do not mean that it is something necessary to do with my play partner, if my partner had hard limits regarding some of my kinks, I would respect him above all, the same if they are TW, I would also avoid bringing up the subject. For me, too, everything is valid from mutual consent, even CNC, consent is required. So if the relationship is not SSC, then I would be very concerned, first of all, about talking, respecting and understanding, okay? Do we understand each other? Very good, good boy/girl/dog/thing!

MORE KINKS, TAGS & BOUNDARIES UNDER THE CUT

3. KINKS:

Wax play, gun play, knife play, blood play, with sharp things, with whips, bandages, gags, harnesses, chains, ropes, collars, handcuffs, etc.

Sensory deprivation, spanking, T4T, bondage, self-bondage, kinbaku, role-playing, orgasm control, breath control, erotic asphyxiation, light CBT (genital torture), discipline, sadism, masochism, praise, humiliation and degradation (between light and severe), light primal play, human furniture, dehumanization, mummification, intox (alcohol, weed), maybe hypno/somno, anal stimulation, etc.

Protocol domination/submission, Master/slave, Owner/pet (petplay), power games, God/devotee, etc.

Hands, gas masks/monsters/demons/animals, latex, rubber, vore/cannibalism, hybristophilia, choking/strangling, monsterfuckers, biting, sucking, marking, hair pulling, size difference, spit/drool, double penetration, skin pinching, face fucking, rub, four legs, scratch, blows, blowjob, kiss without tongue (preferably), growl, grunt, non-penetrative sex, bathe and be bathed in a tub, sex in the dark, etc.

Kidnapping, murder, boss/employee, religious, royalty and servants/subjects, vampires, demons, monsters, unhealthy obsession, mafia, hot nerd, etc.

4. HARD AND SOFT BOUNDARIES:

Soft boundaries: Extreme CBT, Golden Shower, CNC, Foot Worship, Extreme Torture, Exhibitionism as Humiliation, Nipple Torture, Extreme pain, Ageplay, Age Gap... I can't think of any more at the moment.

HARD boundaries: Coprophilia/scat, zoophilia, exhibitionism, genital torture towards me, genital worship for both myself and another person, nudes, sexting, pedophilia, forced feminization, missgender, bodily fluids, pregnancy, incest... I can't think of any more.

[Clarifications: soft boundaries. Extreme CBT and golden showers are only towards the other person, definitely not towards me.]

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[hemipenal-system]

sure digesting prey is good and a useful source of energy but like. protective vore is the cutest thing ever.

-possessive dragon who likes to swallow her human partner and keep them safe from thieves and other monsters inside her because no human blade can pierce her scales and it’s the safest place for her beloved

-prideful gryphon who keeps all his most valuable treasures inside his crop so he doesn’t lose them and adds his boyfriend because the human is the most important of his possessions. (also he likes the feeling of squeezing it gently around the human but he’d never admit that)

-slime creature who cuddles their humans by flattening out and wrapping themself around them, being careful to leave holes for their love to get air to breathe while shaping up internal shafts to fill them everywhere at once

it’s my favorite thing

[dzamie-oc]

Voretober 16 - Sweet

Length: 650 words Vore type: M/M oral vore, willing prey Fandom: None Other info: furry pred, furry prey Summary: When you're dating a dragon, sometimes he eats you. This is inevitable.

Azurel poked at his ice cream with a spoon, then looked over at his boyfriend still in the kitchen with his own cold treat. "Hey Gabe, could you bring over the chocolate syrup?" he asked.

"Oh, yeah," the otter replied, grabbing his bowl in one hand and the bottle in the other. Halfway to the table, he tripped over the rug and fell flat on his front, ice cream and syrup flying out of his grip… and landing back on him.

Immediately, the dragon shot up from his chair, to make sure Gabe was alright. He freed his partner from the crushing weight of the bowl (now bereft of the ice cream seeping into the otter's fur) and the bottle (newly missing a good quarter of its volume). "You alright?"

With Azurel's help, Gabe got to his feet. "Yeah, didn't land too hard. Just cold down my back, really."

Seeing that his boyfriend was okay, the dragon's look melted from one of concern to a sly smile. "Don't worry about that, my sweet snack, I know just how to warm you up," he purred.

Gabe shivered, both from the ice cream and anticipation. "I-is that so?" the blushing otter asked.

In lieu of an answer, Azurel opened his jaws wide for his beloved prey and slipped them easily over his snout and head; the dragon's long, forked tongue lapped at Gabe's chin and neck. Gabe leaned into the offered warm embrace, a low purr building in his chest. At the first gulp, sharp fangs glided harmlessly through the thick, brown fur covering the otter's neck.

Azurel swallowed again and crammed the otter's shoulders down his throat with well-practiced smoothness. A bit of melted ice cream found its way into the dragon's mouth and onto his tongue, adding a layer of vanilla-flavored sweetness to his otter's usual taste. Azurel gently held his prey's arms to his sides as, emboldened by the new flavor, he ravenously advanced, licking the ice-cream-cooled fur and purring as he picked up the spilled chocolate as well.

Almost automatically, Azurel shifted his and Gabe's weight, lifting the otter's rear, legs, and excitedly swishing tail off the ground to let gravity help him. His stomach, gurgling in anticipation of its new treat, did its best to drown out the moan his boyfriend made on poking inside. With a broad smile on his stretched jaws, the dragon gulped again and again, gently tossing his head to let Gabe slide in easily and curl up inside his gut. The legs always went fastest, and before long, he merely had his partner's furry noodle of a tail sticking out of his mouth, with the rest of him either in a tight ball in his belly or soon to join it.

Azurel delayed that last swallow, hefting and rubbing the sizable bulge the sweetened otter made on his form, until he sat down on the couch. From there, it was a simple matter of slurping up that tapered tail and packing Gabe away right where he belonged: below him on the food chain. For a while, neither of them spoke, simply purring with each other as they rested together.

Gabe was the first to break the relative quiet. "So… do I not get any dessert, then?"

Rather than responding, Azurel opened his mouth to let out a loud, wet belch that sent a few damp, brown furs flying from his jaws. Gabe squeaked as his surroundings tightened in around him, and again when the dragon chuckled and patted his belly. "Silly snack," he teased, "why would food get food?"

"But my ice creeeeaaaammm…" the otter play-whined.

"Shouldn't have been so tasty, then," Azurel replied, then let out another, smaller burp. The dragon reclined back on the couch, grinning and flirting back and forth with his delicious, sweetened boyfriend.

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Reverse Prompt Week Roundup

Vore prompts, fgo focused is preferred but go wild

Oryou voring Izou

Spare some Perseus and/or Andromeda prompts, please?

Perseus arriving at Chaldea and awkwardness ensuing as he and Andromeda go through polyamory negotiations post his status as a reverse harem member in Prototype (of which two other members he got something with at least once are Also in Chaldea)

Perseus with robot/doll joints due to the greek machine gods and Andromeda tracing them/feeling them up

Meltryllis prompts? She deserves love. Whether it's CCC or FGO specific I'm fine either way!

For the one who asked for Meltryllis prompts, I would love to see something with her and Gudako if that is okay. Maybe some hurt/confort? Would be interesting to see Melt (probably not the most qualified person at conforting others) trying to make Ritsuka feel better after a mental breakdown, or something of the sort. Both ficfills and artfills are welcome, of course.

Voyager prompts

smut, loli, Voyager x a male master. A simple sleepover turns into some sexy times.

Voyager prompt: if you're familiar with the original work, go full ham on the Little Prince allusions. Was Voyager secretly the Prince? Or maybe the Pilot? Does he love gardening and lovingly care for a rose? Or does he in a crossover help the actual Prince get back to his Beloved Rose? What's his relationship to foxes and snakes or sheep? However you want to make it look, just go all the way with it. It's a dear book to me, and realising Voyager pays tribute to it made me even softer towards him than I already was inclined.

Voyager crowdsurfing! :3

body horror prompts?

in Angel Notes, V/V is a giant eldritch monster that turned into a cute girl… but nobody said this change was permanent or non-reversible.

Yu prompts please! Doesn’t have to include Xiang Yu, but please no romantic prompts involving just Xu Fu and Yu

Yu Meiren meeting some other servant during her long life. Did she see Camelot in its full glory? Did she learn to shoot guns alongside Billy the Kid? Did she find kinship in Fran’s make-up body?

Please send Mori prompts! Especially cute ones ❤️

no prompt yet

Avicebron prompts

Avicebron teaching Mash a jewish tradition/holiday of your choice in memory of Roman?

Avicebron giving mecha Liz a tune-up since he’s the closest to a mecha specialist we’ve got

Avicebron and Enkidu get acquainted thanks to Nursery Rhyme and get to know each other. whatever direction it goes is up to the filler but i’d appreciate some smut

gilgudako obegudako or edgudako prompts!! (or, if you’re REALLY feeling feisty, toss a cuchulainn/robin hood prompt to your witcher I MEAN writer)

Gilgudako person, I toss ye the prompt that you could make something with these two that is just teeth rottingly cute!! Something like Gil realising his feelings for them. Bonus if there is tsundere sprinkled in. As for something NSFW, maybe something like they're bored, it's Summer, someone put something weird in the air and now they feel very eager to connect their bodies too :))

Siegfried prompts?

Siegfried recognizing Goredolf as “someone who looks like a Master I had once”

Siegfried giving Sieg The Talk regarding the workings of the dragon parts of their body. How right or wrong, how SFW or not, up to you

Can I humbly request all your ideas and prompts for the KohaAce or Type Redline servants? Give me all of it! Izou is my blorbo and I have been itching to write something about him and Oryu and her hubby. If it’s kinky and I like it, drop them too! My thirst is endless to fill ;3;

Oryou voring Izou

for the izou + ryoryou prompt requester , how about izou crashing their anniversary date and immediately becoming part of it ?

In dire need of Ryougi prompts that aren’t gore or angst

Another one for the “Ryougi prompts that aren’t gore or angst” prompt request: Touko notices that 90% of the KNK antagonists have a crush on Mikiya and decides to settle the situation non-violently by making every character with a crush on Mikiya share. Her Mikiya is now OUR Mikiya. Can Shiki withstand this new system of harem communism? Or will she snap and cut through the Iron Curtain of romance to regain exclusive rights?

For the Ryougi prompts: how about her figuring out she’s pregnant with Mana. How does she find out? Have she and Mikiya been trying for some time? Is it a total surprise? How does she tell him? Pure, unadulterated fluff.

For the “Ryougi prompts that aren’t gore or angst” prompt request: Shiki absolutely sucks at driving. Like, Spongebob levels of vehicular comedic carnage.

Ryougi Shiki picks up the GameBoy Touko always carries around. Ryougi Gaming.

And yet another one for the “Ryougi prompts that aren’t gore or angst” prompt request: there's this odd lore bit that Shiki was born vegetable, but the Ryougi clan did stuff to force-awaken her Origin which resulted in Void Shiki. But then she made Shiki and SHIKI so she could stay dormant or something. What if she hadn't done that and stayed awake as the sole personality? How would this "just Void" Shiki be like in terms of character, appearance, abilities, etc.?

Give me any prompts with Kirie Fujou and/or Kaie Karyou, I crave the making of content for these two underappreciated crippled humanoid-shaped bags of mental health issues.

no prompt yet

Ereshkigal prompts 🥺

Ereshkigal cuddling an antelope.

unsanitary, Ereshkigal pisses herself. Non-sexual, played for embarrassment

I know there's the joke about Ereshkigal joining Chaldea just to be kicked out the next day, but I'd like someone to write or draw about the actual emotional impact that would have on her, please!

Spare Phantom prompts? Phantom of the Opera prompts pls?

Phantom and Liz singing a duet

I accidentally read “spare Phantom” as “Space Phantom,” so consider: Servantverse Phantom

Someone saying Eric in reference to Eric Bloodaxe accidentally gets Phantom to break out of his Mental Corruption for briefly enough that he also responds to the name Eric

smut, Phantom getting comfortable with topping for the first time

Gudao deepthroating Phantom’s fingers

Can we get more Morgan prompts so I can be sooooooo normal about her?

Castoria and Morgan decide to take advantage of their Servant bodies and the various medical experts around Chaldea to tear into each other. No magic, just biting, punching, fighting out all their mutual stress and trauma with each other while the others look on. Sex optional if you want but mostly I just think they should go feral.

Morgan being summoned in part 1 and meeting romani

Soulmate AU where Mash and Guda are soulmates. However, when Castoria steals Mash’s name, she inadvertently steals the fated connection with it. And in the eyes of the universe, Castoria and Morgan are essentially the same entity. Soulmate au where Guda, Castoria, Morgan and Mash are tangled together fucking every law of the universe, essentially. (Soulmate doesn’t have to mean romantic btw)

Morgan having Opinions on Castoria. Or Castoria having Opinions on Morgan. (As in “whoa girl your life fucking sucks” not “oh I wish I were the one fucking master” I don’t care about that.)

I needs all Shirou prompts…

HF ending shirou keeps forgetting to use his left arm. The arm works perfectly well with a perfect sense of touch and all, but for some reason he just… keep forgetting it exists. It’s like it’s in a dead spot for him.

gore, Shirou Emiya filled with swords poking out of his body. Hedgehog style. The more fucked up he looks the better.

send Fate Zero prompts please

fate zero roleswap!! swap servants and masters around and show me the end result!

send Berserker Lancelot prompts please!

A prompt of Berserker Lancelot and Arturia as a Team in a Grail War

Berserker Lancelot getting summoned in Singularity F and following the group around like a curious dog all the way back to Chaldea

Berserker Lancelot in a magical girl-style dress. Bonus points if he still keeps his helmet and that smoke that seems to follow him in some of his ascensions

Someone trying to take a picture of berselot, but the picture comes out super blurry and fucked up every time for some reason

berselot and mash hanging out

I wanna see my boy Rama prompts please

Rama is confidently sure no woman shall ever reach his heart the way Sita did. Cut to exact wording coming back to haunt him as Chaldea makes him all too aware of his own bisexuality

Rama realizes they’re not cis. Bonus points of picking out a new name for themself lets Sita be summoned to Chaldea since they’re not “Rama” anymore

gore, Rama figured out a loophole in his curse!! If he’s not allowed to “see” his wife ever again, then surely tearing out his own eyes would do the trick, right?

Rama and Sita as the art in that Ten Sho Sho Ten Sho song/video

Mephistopheles prompts pwetty pwease? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

All that Valentine’s chocolate starts going to Gudao’s waistline… and Mephistopheles starts researching why the sight brings butterflies into their stomach. (Bonus points for neopronouns!Mephistopheles)

give me some arcueid and/or ciel prompts please, kind nasuversekinkmeme followers 🫡 sfw or nsfw!

Ciel hanging in lesbian spaces in the 90s. She doesn’t have to be a lesbian herself mind you but I do think she’d be balling in butch spaces regardless.

Id love something regarding Arcueid learning of the modern world. Going shopping, trying new foods, meeting animals. Just being alive, you know?

Ciel getting her tattoos removed for tsukire

Ciel getting her tattoos

dare i ask for achilles prompts?

Achilles having a lengthy conversation with that one horse he owns who can speak but who has the shittiest personality known to man

Achilles ankleplay? As in, someone kissing or massaging his ankle. Something something baring your most vulnerable spot to a loved one.

Achilles on a surfboard!

I’ll take non-shippy Guda prompts.

Fujimaru Ritsuka the Servant, we know. Last Master of Humanity, summoned as a Servant, that’s all well and good. What about Fujimaru Ritsuka Alter? What sort of Servant, what sort of person, are they? (I have a few ways to guideline the prompt if a filler needs assistance but I’ll leave it open ended in case they don’t.)

Castoria prompts? Castoria prompts for the soul?

castoria weight gain? this girl’s life sucks so bad… let her eat good food to her heart’s content… let her get a beer belly and round cheeks cuz she’s in a much healthier situation in chaldea and not starving in survival mode 24/7…

Castoria and Morgan decide to take advantage of their Servant bodies and the various medical experts around Chaldea to tear into each other. No magic, just biting, punching, fighting out all their mutual stress and trauma with each other while the others look on. Sex optional if you want but mostly I just think they should go feral.

Soulmate AU where Mash and Guda are soulmates. However, when Castoria steals Mash’s name, she inadvertently steals the fated connection with it. And in the eyes of the universe, Castoria and Morgan are essentially the same entity. Soulmate au where Guda, Castoria, Morgan and Mash are tangled together fucking every law of the universe, essentially. (Soulmate doesn’t have to mean romantic btw)

Morgan having Opinions on Castoria. Or Castoria having Opinions on Morgan. (As in “whoa girl your life fucking sucks” not “oh I wish I were the one fucking master” I don’t care about that.)

For the Castoria prompts: how about something involving her getting stuck? Feel free to interpret however you want (literally, metaphorically, physically, mentally, or whatever you find most interesting)

Castoria trying to pry open the bug shell on Oberon's arm like she's trying to eat crab. It's enrichment.

mozart and/or salieri prompts pretty please?

Salieri gets his Innocent Monster and Avenger skills temporarily nullified. While Chaldea staff is trying to figure out how to fix this, Guda takes the opportunity to let Salieri have a nice day.

Kiyohime prompts please

Anchin is summoned to Chaldea and Kiyohime drops her crush on Guda like last month’s lunch. Anchin turns out to be so eccentric (in a non-sexual way) that he makes Kiyohime look tame.

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[sei-bon]

I just watched Dragon's Dogma. I'm gonna godsbane.

My thirst for aught was for naught 😔

The pacing is absolute whack, what should be an epic journey looks like it happened in a couple days. Zero character development. Generic male protagonist with a tragic past and a cute girl pawn. They don't fuck so that's one thing they did right.

The anime is ugly, the monsters don't blend in at all, characters look stiff and lifeless and the animation is janky. Most of their budget went into animating the tiddy scenes just right. Nobody involved in this has so much as glanced at the source material.

The music is the only thing that is good about this. The Eternal Return tease in some pieces was so good but too good for this anime.

STORY?? TIMELINE

Skeleton n titties

Wolves hunt in packs

Ur wife is dead. Avenge her.

This pawn just shows up? Like that's not even how main pawns work. U gotta go 2 the stone and think real hard. The first pawn is useless in battle. Toss her to the brine

>magick archer

THAT WAS CASSARDIS???? When did cassardis become a whole ass city? Last time I was there, there were three beat down buildings and some fantasy greeks

Hahah your old favorites are back! Cyclops! Gryphon! Goblins. Your pawn soloed the cyclops, the gryphon had everyone going stupid, goblins get some titty

Blood n titties

At no time did the pawn say "tis weak to fire"

Guest appearance by Sans Undertsle

titties and the cavern of dank kush

Vore

Sex

Pawn brings the arisen a meal and gets free sausages. I'm sure he'll love--

Walks in on the arisen strangling his wife but she's a harpy

'Twould seem no roads lead to Gran Soren

Here we are. Taint mountain

No beloved sacrifice. Which is fair, our protag doesn't have anything to love anyway.

Weak bitchfight with Greg? Don't waste time swinging at his legs stupid ass. GO FOR THE HEART

Nah he's gonna ride around on his back and talk about Stuff

Finally this idiot goes for the heart. With a dagger that in no way should have been able to resch the heart.

But alas greg dies dramatically from the equivalent of a papercut

But he still won't shut the hell up

RIP AND TEAR

We're gonna skip all that shit about a massive hole opening up and the world being consumed by monsters and fighting god

Protag is the dragon now because fuck him

Asks pawn to kill him before he goes full scalie.

Pawn experiences emotion. Fails.

Is told to protect humanity instead

A dragon named Ethan

How fucking threatening is it to have the town rszed by Ethan

If my name was Ethan I would godsbane

[mxnsii]

Calling all the Angst to Astral Plane

a lot of this is directly from all the stuff @stormyisrad sent me, as quotes given live in game play, thank you so much:

Dan: Fen

Leo: Puck

Lotus: Void

Pip: Ena

Silence (me): DM, Peter, Robed Figure, Lizard/Bearded Dragon

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Silence,as a LIZARD: I'm gonna attack you first with,,,,a long sword 

Silence:how is that possible? DND THATS HOW 

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Leo: I'll use misty step to get on the lizard's back 

Silence: you WHAT 

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Dan: "I'll eat the orb" 

Silence: aGGRESSIVE DM PANIC 

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Silence:HI my name is Silence I am A N G R Y today : ) 

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Dan: alright Ima grapple 

Silence:okay what the fuck do I do for that-

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Silence:That's a 14 against youuu

Leo:wHY 

Silence:because I love youuuuuuuu : )) )

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 Leo:....what if I get e a t e n and then Hack My Way To The Orb 

Silence:.......................................................................................deep sigh 

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Leo: puck is eaten by the lizard 

Silence: IS THAT A VORE THING 

Leo: wH- NO! 

Silence: IS PUCK IN TO VORE 

Silence:oh my g o d.....ooh my g O D....OH MY G O  D

Silence:I'm an atheist but GOD I'm gonna end up going to a church because of you guys- 

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Leo: rolls a nat 1 and nat 20 on the same turn 

Silence: throws his headphones on the table and walks away 

Silence, distant: FUCK 

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Silence:The robe person flips you off 

Leo:Puck flips him off right back 

Silence:Peter is vERY offended 

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Dan:sirens in the bg 

Silence:dAN WHO DID YOU  M U R D  ER 

Dan:If I murdered them they wouldn't need an ambulance- 

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Puck, about the robed figure:oh fuCK HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY F L E S H

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Leo:Dan did you give me any w e e d- 

Dan:don't,,,e a T I T 

Silence:Hello 911 My Character Ate A Blunt 

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Void:A bearded dragon???why were you fighting a B e a r d e d d r a g o n- 

Puck:He Was The Only One I LOVED 

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Dan:Me Has Given Dobi A gLOCK Silence:wHAT 

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- Puck gets training from superior rogue

- Pine shows his mother his magic tricks

- Fen teaches Pine words

- Void learns the laws of magic for the land (kinda)

- Puck gains permanent truesight, a decision the DM Regrets

- The orbs are back, and it’s the first time most of the characters see colour in 2+ months

- The players fight their characters most beloved person

- Ena hasn’t had her turn yet because her mod couldn’t stay long enough but

- Puck fought a bearded dragon he once saw eat a blueberry at some guy’s vendor

- Fen has to fight the old story teller from their childhood village 

- Void fought their father, the one who died twice in front of them

- And ena,,,,,,,,,,, well we’ll get to her next time.

- I personally enjoyed it

- I also had a strong urge to bite something hard, ya know how it is when you Need to Do something like that

[cameoamalthea]

Half-Dragons

In the DnD campaign my husband is running we are going to visit a village of half-dragons. In D&D a half-dragon is a cross between a dragon and some other unrelated creature. Also in D&D, certain types of dragons are evil.

One of our player characters was given a quest to get black dragon scales and green dragon scales. Rather than fighting one of those types of dragons our party is going to visit the half-dragon village, a commune in the Dark Forest where half-dragons outcast by society have formed a colony/retreat.  

Black Dragons: The vile tempered and cruel of all evil dragons. They are sadistic, even preferring to eat sentient beings so they can enjoy their food suffering, and above all love cruelty and hurting others alongside ruin and misfortune. 

Green Dragons: The most cunning and treacherous of all evil dragons. They are master manipulators who revel in corrupting people and/or hoarding them like possessions. They enjoy bending others to their will, betraying/tricking others, lying, manipulation, and eating elves.  

So these sorts of dragons don’t seem like they would be very good parents or very good romantic partners so that begs a ‘how did that happen?’ For any green or black half dragon and the DM wasn’t sure, so I offered to come up with some back stories.

So if you like messed up back stories, here are our 3 Green Half-Dragons and 1 Black Half-Dragon and 1 White Half-Dragon 

Corradinus (Corry) Bognár

Race: Black Half-Dragon, Half-Human

(Warning: This is very dark. TW rape, death, torture, attempted infanticide/child abuse)

Corry’s mother, Lady Ravenna, was the daughter of a powerful noblemen whose father, Count Bognar rebelled against his league lord, the Duke, who then laid seigue to his keep. The war was made worse by flooding, which led to failed harvests and famine. With his people starving, Count Bagnar was forced to surrender and the Duke set fire to keep to teach the Count a lesson about rebellion. The Count’s family, along with a few trusted servants fled, eventually turning to the treacherous swamp lands for refuge from the Duke’s men.

It was there the dragon found them.

Cory’s father, Mergandevinsander, was a black dragon who lived in the dreaded swamp lands which surrounded Count Bognar’s land. Like all black dragons he was evil and sadistic. When he came upon the refuges he killed them. Slowly.

Ravenna watched as her mother was swallowed alive and her nurse-maid half melted by the dragon’s acid breathe. All the while the dragon taunted her of the pain he had in store for her. She tried to bargain with him, promising it the wealth of her father’s keep (and hoping to lead it to the Duke’s forces where one foe might destroy the other at least). The dragon agreed, if only give her false hope. When they returned to the keep it was a ruin and there was nothing there of value. Ravenna saw her father’s head mounted above what was left of the gate and lost all will to live.

“Just kill me” said Ravenna.

“No”

Rather than allowing her to escape her pain Mergandevinsander transformed himself into the likeness of the Duke and raped the girl.

The dragon made the ruins his home, and was soon joined by a band of kobolds who served him there, and kept the girl as a toy for a time. When Ravenna became pregnant he kept her under watch and had his kobolds care for her. He wanted to see her face when the she saw the thing she gave birth too.

When she was closer to the end of her pregnancy he let her go. Let her wander pregnant and cursed, unable to seek help without any who helped her seeing the thing growing inside her.

When her baby was born Ravenna was so horrified at the sight of it she through it into a river. Miraculously, or perhaps due to his black dragon heritage, the baby survived and was found by a Priest of Ilmater.

Given that Ilmater is the god of compassion. The clergy dedicated themselves to providing healing and succor to all in need, whatever the cost to themselves, as they believed life was sacred and that suffering to preserve it was holy. Given that, the priest had pity, even for a child such as this.  

With the baby was a scroll, a final letter from his mother asking his forgiveness for what she about to do and explaining the circumstances of his birth.

Corradinus was raised in a monastery as a cleric of Ilmater and later dedicated himself to learning combat so that he could defend the weak, specializing in non-lethal techniques and sparing his opponents pain where possible.

Class: One level of cleric, the rest Monk

Personality:

Although Black Dragons are knows for being the most evil-tempered and vile of all dragons, Dinus is perhaps the most sweet-tempered and kind of all half-dragons. He is generous, friendly and helpful. He is very devoted to his god Ilmater and tries to embody the tenant’s of his faith. He also enjoys the idea of being a dashing hero, favoring a rapier as his weapon and doing his best to be gallant and charming.

Appearance: Think Night-Crawler but black and with scales, and violet eyes 

Blerta Song

Race: Half Green Dragon, Half-Gnome

(Warning: Weird Kinks, Sexual Harassment)

Her father, Hamnet Von Kinky-Gnome, had a lot of fetishes (possibly all of them). Being a gnome was fortunate because one of his major kinks was larger women. He also had a thing for scales. It was very fortunate Hamnet lived in a world where larger creatures and sentient creatures with scales existed.

Unfortunately, most creatures don’t enjoy being fetishized, especially not by creepy gnomes.

In many ways, that’s why, the green dragon Verthandantalynx was perfect for Hamnet. When the villagers of Trenahess, who worshipped the green dragon, offered Hamnet as a sacrifice to her, his response was:

“vore me mommy”

Verthandantalynx found this incredibly creepy and off putting, and asked:

“Seriously?What is wrong with you?” 

Before clarifying that she wasn’t going to eat him if he was turned on by it (because that would be weird). He informed her that there wasn’t a thing she could do that wouldn’t turn him on. 

He then proceeded to tell her how beautiful she was and how wonderful she was in every way. Her vanity, and green dragons are very vain creatures, eventually overcame her discomfort. Although there was no challenge in bending the gnome to her will, having a willing and adoring pet seemed like it could be fun for awhile…

She she laid a clutch of tiny (for her) eggs and sent Hamnet away because he shouldn’t be anywhere near children. Only one of the eggs hatched and from that egg was born a baby green half-dragon. She gave the baby to her followers to raise, and they named her Blerta.

The dragon instructed her worshippers to raise Blerta and make sure ‘she doesn’t turn out like her father.’ So she was raised to be the most proper and pure maiden possible, and as a teenager was given a Paladan who was a member of the order Beloved of Lurue. These followers of the unicorn goddess Lurue take a vow of chastity, and the villagers figured that joining an all female order of virgins sworn to forsake earthly bonds would keep Blerta from turning out like her father. 

The Paladan, for her part, thought that adopting a tiny half-dragon girl sounded a lot better than being fed to much less tiny mother. As far as being captured by an evil dragon worshipping cult goes, adopting a teenage girl is not the worst outcome. 

Upon learning that the girl’s name was Blerta Song, the Cleric’s unicorn companion, Silver, suggested dropping by the bard’s college to get the girl music lessons, because ‘can you imagine a Bard named Blerta Song?’ 

Class: Paladan/Bard

Personality:  “Lurue teaches that life is there to be lived, and one should live it with zest and flair. Adventures and quests should be taken on a whim and life should be filled with good times and laughter.” Blerta enjoys singing with cute woodland creatures and writing songs about the forest. She is a bit vain, being raised as the sacred child of the dragon her village worshipped and can be bossy. She enjoys attention. However, the core of her religious devotion is goodness, kindness and chastity.  

Appearance: Chibi green dragon monster-girl 

Midori Takehiko

Race: Half-Green Dragon, Half-High Elf 

(Warning: Discussion of Sexuality, strong language)

Midori’s mother was an elven princess named Aoi, who was offered as a sacrifice to the Green Dragon Claugiyliamatar. While green dragons generally enjoy eating elves, Claugiyliamatar was intrigued by Aoi’s fearlessness and cunning. She saw in her a useful servant and the two became fast friends. 

In short, they were both cunning, manipulative bitches who likes the idea of power and freedom. Claugiyliamatar could transform a dragon into a human using magic and of all her kind was perhaps the most gifted at changing shape. She took Aoi as a lover, offering whatever form the elf princess preferred. Since Claugiyliamatar could shape shift, when Aoi suggested using a strap-on she simply altered anatomy. This led to a discussion about having children, which Aoi wanted as she liked the idea of having someone who would love her absolutely. 

So Midori was born to an evil interspecies lesbian couple and raised to be a cunning princess.

Class: Rogue Assassin/Monk 

Personality: Think Loki meets Azula

Appearance: Green Half-Dragon

Thanth Halen

(Half Green Dragon, Half-Human)

(Warning: None really, bad names and kidnapping I guess)

His father, Led Axle Halen, was a famous bard who toured across the land, beloved by all, and his music caught the attention of a Green dragon, Fll'Yissetat, who kidnapped him as her personal pet/music. She herself had once been held captive for a time and informed him that meant she ‘didn’t want to hear him complain about it.’ If he wanted for company, she could give it to him. Since he missed the company of his groupies, he agreed.  

Their offspring, Thanth, inherited more human characteristics. He is incredibly muscular and handsome. He also inherited his father’s musical talent. 

Class: Bard/Barbarian 

Personality: Viking God of Rock

Appearance: Muscular man with long hair, muscular arms, green dragon wings and horns like a green dragon. He is very sexy. 

Ed Snowflake 

Race: Half White Dragon, Half Orc

No one is quite sure how this happened, as white dragons are feral, vicious and basically animals famed for being really stupid for a dragon. Ed offers no clue as to how his parents met because Ed doesn’t seem to be able to speak. Or at least, if he can speak, he probably doesn’t know very many words.

Class: Barbarian

Personality: Think Ed the Hyena from the Lion King meets the Tasmanian Devil from Looney Toons 

Appearance: Imagine a white dragon crossed with an Orc. 

[dzamie-oc]

Smaugust 27 - Fruit

Sylvia the hammerspace dragon wants to indulge on her favorite day: the day the Dragonslayers Guild cafeteria has strawberries! Unfortunately, it seems fate and herself have conspired to set obstacles in her way. But she REALLY wants those strawberries! (2029 words)

cw: soft vore, digestion discussion, traumatized prey

Above the heads of dragonslayers and dragonslayers in training, soared a small, golden dragoness, only a couple of feet long. Sylvia flapped her wings, twisting herself through corkscrews and slow loops as she hummed a happy tune. She glided along over heads helmeted and unhelmeted, katul and human, on her way towards the cafeteria. It was a very special day that day, one that made her consider spitting out the pair of trainees who called her a harmless mascot. Well, spitting them out sooner. It made her light mood lighter still, the active reminder that she, too, could be a man-eating dragon and terrorize a rather small bit of countryside. Not that she would, of course, but knowing she could was pleasant.

With agility and grace, the tiny dragon slipped through the open door to the cafeteria and made a beeline for the desserts, where a number of slices of strawberry cake lay out for guild members. Sylvia landed behind them, folded her wings, and looked up at the human keeping that area stocked. "Hi, Bruce! I smelled strawberries~!" she called up to him in a singsong voice.

Bruce waved at her, his curly hair kept in check with a cap. "Hey, Sylvia. But you know strawberries are for those who aren't eating people, right?"

Sylvia's wings drooped and she swept her tail around her in a draconic pout. "Aw, c'mon, how'd you even know?"

The human crossed his arms over his chest and smiled, holding up two fingers. "Simple," he explained, "one, better than even odds this time of year. Plenty of newbies around who've yet to learn Rule Number One. And two," Bruce's smile grew into a self-satisfied grin, "you just told me. Lucky guess turned into a certainty."

The little dragoness huffed, flapping her wings once and slapping her golden tail against the table. She had been betrayed by her own words! "I still want strawberries, though," she insisted.

"So just- hold on," Bruce said, setting out a sleeve of cookies to replace the one that just got cleared out, "so head into the bathroom or something, spit 'em out, and come back for your strawberries."

"Turning my punishment for them into a punishment for me?" Sylvia observed, "pure treachery. Unfettered evil. I really want those strawberries." She tilted her head as she looked at Bruce, smiled deviously, and licked her muzzle with a long, forked tongue. "And you, Bruce, are standing in my way..."

The man regarded her with skepticism, eyebrow quirked to match. "They'll be here when you get back, trust me. And if you're thinking what I think you're thinking, you better not be." He gestured with a hand to the people picking up cookies or cake as they spoke. "I mean, if I vanish, who will refill this? Then you've got a bunch of dessert-less dragonslayers with a pretty good idea that a dragon is responsible for their lack of sugary sweets, and possibly which one in particular. Imagine the carnage."

Sylvia squinted at him. "Bruce, I must say that your reasoning is exactly as strong as mine," she said slowly, "and, as you are still keeper of the strawberries I so crave, I will concede and presently return, devoid of humans." She stepped across the counter, picking her way carefully around desserts until she found a good space from which to take off. Just before spreading her wings, she turned her little head to face him again. "Can I eat you after lunch, then?"

"Sorry little lady, I have some very important not-being-eaten-by-a-dragoness to do around then. Fully booked."

"Alas, schedules," Sylvia conceded, then leapt up and flapped her golden wings. Some crumbs from a nearby cookie blew away from her wings' downdraft, but it was otherwise a very polite takeoff. She climbed, then dove and banked to speed off towards an unoccupied restroom. And by unoccupied, she meant the out of order one.

The small dragon pushed the door open with some effort, then slipped inside and perched on a sink. It was easy to see why there was a sign up on this one - two of the sinks were simply not there, as were a few stall doors. Either way, it made the perfect isolated space to disgorge a couple wet fools. And so she did.

The tiger katul quickly got his bearings, then noticed Sylvia and skipped back to keep his distance. The human was a bit slower, and, on seeing the dragoness, she shot the katul a cocky smile. "See? We're perfectly fine."

The feline nodded, not daring to take his eyes off of her. "I'm grateful," he said in a quiet voice.

"You're welcome!" chirped Sylvia. "This would've ended differently if you were, like, graduated members who should know better. I'm nice to the new guys."

"Sure you are," the human remarked. "You're surrounded by dragonslayers; there's no way we were ever in any danger."

Sylvia turned on the tap she was perched near and took a quick drink before addressing the woman. "Under three humans or katul a week, with low hoarding, and they can't even challenge me, let alone force me to accept. It's part of the enchantments around their swords and the duel circle things." She gave each of them a pointed look. "Small category dragon, green/yellow threshold. You'll have to learn it for... what is it, second year? Well before you get your real Slayer's Sword." She turned to the tiger and smiled. "But she's kind of right - I'm rarely lethal, just like to remind people of that first Rule. Know what that is, guy?"

The katul opened his mouth to answer, but the human cut in faster, "yeah, yeah, take all dragons seriously, even if they don't look like a threat. But you're clearly not a threat. You're like a scared-straight... thing." She snorted. "Hell, you're probably an herbivore or something, can't even process meat so you just do what you did to us."

A growl rose and died in Sylvia's throat, and she turned to face the woman, baring her sharp yet tiny teeth in a wide grin. "Care to bet your life on it?" she asked, forcing a sweet tone too much to be natural. "I'll eat you again, and if I'm really harmless, I'll have to let you out eventually."

"A... and if you're not?" the tiger asked.

"Then I won't have a human in my belly, I'll have a large chunk of meat and some shiny accessories I'll want to add to my hoard," Sylvia replied in a nonchalant tone. "You, however, aren't at risk here, just Little Miss Doubtful here." The dragoness leaned towards the human. "Scared? I don't bite."

Sylvia was conflicted, herself; on one paw, it would be nice for the woman to learn her lesson and back down, but on the other, eating her would be so cathartic... Fortunately for Sylvia, it wasn't her decision to make. The human stepped forward and held out her hands, then smirked towards the tiger. "I'll see you in a few hours," she said, confident in her decision. Sylvia took the offered hands, easily gulping the much larger human down without so much as a bulge in her neck or belly. And then, it was just her and the tiger.

He took a cautious step forward, watching her. "Where did she..." he trailed off, bewilderment overtaking his newfound fear of the golden dragoness.

"Oh, right, you wouldn't have seen since I ate you first!" Sylvia swished her tail, reared up on her haunches, and flared her wings proudly. "Neat trick, huh? Hammerspace dragon. We're pretty awesome."

The katul glanced at the door. "Y-yeah... may I please leave, ma'am?"

"Yeah, of course, the door's right-" Sylvia paused as his phrasing sank in. "Oh, you're terrified of me. Whoops. Um, right, so I'll go ahead and leave so I'm not trapping you in here." She took to the air again and flapped over to the door again. She struggled to open it, but with just a crack open, the smell of strawberries reinvigorated her. "Ooh, right, strawberries! Gotta go and pester Bruce some more!" she chirped, then slipped back out and swiftly flew straight back to the desserts area.

"Such a hurry," Bruce remarked as she slowed, the tiny breeze from her wings blowing against his face as she rapidly decelerated, "I told you I wasn't gonna run out of them."

"And I told you," she replied, folding her wings, "that I really want them. Give the dragon her delicious strawberries, please!"

"Belly free of people?" he asked, watching her closely. It was simple enough that he didn't expect her to lie, but just in case...

"No humans, no katul!" she chirped.

"No dragons?"

Sylvia recoiled. "What sicko would eat a dragon?! Yes, of course no dragons!"

Bruce chuckled, turned around, and returned with a pound of strawberries in a small, cardboard container. He set it down in front of the small dragoness, whose mouth fell open in a broad smile and whose pupils expanded at the sight of her favorite fruit. As she placed her forepaws on the edge and leaned in, Sylvia said in awe, "so this is what a religious experience feels like..." before leaning in and slowly taking a bite from one of the fruits, moaning softly as the juicy, tart flesh filled her mouth.

"Sylvia, member of the Dragonslayers Guild Strawnagogue, and her holy book The Frageriah," the human said as he watched her lovingly devour one of the fruits. Anyone familiar with her could tell when she really liked a food, because she'd bite into it rather than swallowing it whole, and strawberries were by far her most beloved food. He glanced up and saw an unfamiliar tiger katul, damp fur only somewhat groomed down, walking up. "Hey there," he called when the katul drew near, "new here?"

"Yeah, it's been... rough. Is getting eaten normal for dragonslayers?" He picked up a slice of strawberry cake.

"Well, it's one of the more common ways to die trying to slay a dragon," Bruce said, "but it sounds like you're the one Sylvia swallowed earlier. She just about threw a fit since I wouldn't give her strawberries with someone in her stomach."

"I did not! Fits are unjustified and excessive; what I did was perfectly reasonable!" Sylvia retorted, poking her juice-soaked head out of the strawberries. The katul screamed and leapt back half a dozen feet, eyes wide on seeing her. "What's his prob-" she looked down at her paw, then licked her muzzle experimentally, discovering the red juices on her muzzle. "Oh. Wow, he's been really unlucky with me." She blinked, then ducked back down into her strawberry heaven, slowly working through the treat, bite by tiny bite.

The tiger pointed a shaky, striped finger at the little dragoness. "Stay away from her! She killed a woman in front of me, like it was just another Thursday for her!"

Sylvia froze. Bruce froze. "Sylvia..." the human said in a warning tone, "care to explain? Because I asked you about this before giving you those strawberries."

The golden dragoness took another bite. Bruce gently picked her up, pinning her wings with one hand and holding her neck in the other. She dropped the strawberry. "I... do not consider what is in my stomach to be a human?" she pled.

Bruce was not very convinced. He walked around the counter, keeping her a reasonable distance away from the frightened newbie, and marched towards the cafeteria exit. "No murder in the cafeteria," he scolded, "naughty dragons do not get strawberries. Try another day."

The little dragon wiggled in his hands, but could not free herself. "This is cruel and unusual punishment, it violates the Geneva Conventions!" she argued, "I simply made sure to eat a meal before my strawberry dessert. How dare you mistreat a responsible, mature dragoness like th- woah!" She quickly righted herself when he tossed her into the hallway, then left her there as he went back to his post.

"Next strawberry day," she resolved, licking her scales clean of delicious strawberry juice and seeds, "next time, I will get so many strawberries."