#Drag Chile

[dragkingsrule]

Alex Mercury, Santiago, Chile-based drag king

Image sources: 1, 2, 3, 4

Artist links: Instagram

[pizzabills]

whole panel was all on crack, Plane Jane was completely one-note and unfunny

[pinkymattel]

Hoy la rompe mi chiquitx !! 💗💗

[sonne444]

incredible visuals by C-Pher

https://x.com/cpherart?s=21&t=OoRICVOGEUqAjRIpzSLkMg

[versacethotty]

emmy award winning guest and it’s just michelle visage

[pablipoulain]

Yume Hime, powered by AI

Doctor Who meets Alien SuperStar

[jodielandons]

Bravo is really letting Phaedra back on RHOA?

So they’re bringing back the woman who got fired for spreading rumors that her cast member committed multiple sex crimes right after firing Kenya for spreading revenge porn… it makes absolutely no sense. I think they should just throw the whole show away atp

[beforethesunsetends]

dream 5 13 2024

had a weird little dream that i was in a polyam relationship with chri.stian yu and da.bin. i was actually in the process of entering their existing arrangement, because they were basically already together and somehow i inherently knew that we would all end up together; it was just a matter of me putting myself in their line of sight. or specifically christian's line of sight, lmao. (i got the sense that dabin was only into men but that christian was bisexual)

i thought it was interesting that i never saw them kiss or anything, but they were very clearly intimate with each other in how they interacted. da.bin was actually sick/injured or maybe both, and christian was doting on him constantly. i'm not sure how he got that way, but it seemed that there was some sort of crime syndicate background to all of this (like they were in the mafia or something similar) and that da.bin had been targeted by an enemy but lived.

and i was never jealous of da.bin, but more like i enjoyed seeing their interactions because i knew i'd have that too soon. i was basically staying in their house/compound with them, because i think christian had invited me or let me stay around. it was a very...impersonal place? but the whole crime syndicate lived there, so i guess it wouldn't have much personal decoration. it was just a lot of cold steel and glass and stairs.

this was all just one component of a much larger dream-series i had last night, but i found it interesting.

anyway, how can i find some tips for how i can make my real life self as confident, in control, and level-headed as my dream self, because damn bitch...lmao

and no i don't even remotely ship these two IRL, they're like childhood friends or something, but my brain does whatever it wants to do with the information it sees throughout the day, so.

[enlatierradelarealidaddetusueno]

Historias de un pequeño humano, 2

[dragkingsrule]

Ethan Sword, Santiago, Chile-based drag king

Image sources: 1, 2, 3, 4

Artist links: website, Instagram

[fanaticloser]

When people try to add stuff to your post and it’s not even funny

[steviesays]

MY MANNN

[on-the-clear-blue]

Dead Man's Diner pt3

Dick knew that Tim was sending him looks every few seconds.

How could he not? This places food names were honestly the best, if this was some kinda murder cult Dick would be so disappointed.

Glancing up over the menu at Danny, Dick smiled at the teen who had been whipping down the same cup for five minutes like some wild west bartender while trying very hard not to stare at the two vigilantes.

"Okay, I think I have made up my mind, Red you got what you wanted?" Finally meeting Tim's eyes, Dick mentally winced, Tim's eyes were doing that twitchy thing that happened sometimes...

"Yes. I am." Dick understand slightly but like...the puns weren't that bad

Out of the corner of his eye Dick saw Danny pop up, nearly slamming the mug he had been holding as he fumbled with a note pad, coming closer to the two, he did a pretty decent customer service smile as he waited.

Since Tim was having a problem with words, Dick went first.

"So, I'll have some Boo-berry Poltergeist pancakes, with two sunny side up eggs and a side of bacon?" Dick watched as Danny paused for a moment, let out a little laugh and then started to write before looking to Tim.

"I will have...Ugh, the Wraith waffles with the hunting hashbrowns on the side...please." Dick had seen Tim look less pained over being stabbed than say the wonderful puns.

"Alrighty, anything to drink before I head back and get started on your order?" Holding up a coffee jug in one hand and an orange juice jug in the other, Danny gave a slight smirk.

Perhaps it was the coffee but Tim looked a bit less pained after that.

---

As he slapped down a few pieces of bacon, Danny totally didn't use his ghost powers to bring the bowl of pancake batter over closer as he scooped a ladle full on a freshly buttered side of the flat top, making sure it set first, Danny heard a beep from the frier, heading over he paused to see French fries in there as well.

Shaking his head, he dunked them all into the oil, and moved to set the timer only to see it already clicking down, "Oh um...thank you very much." Patting the deep frier, Danny moved back to the flat top as it let out a gurgling purr.

---

Tim took all of five seconds after Danny rounded the corner into the back of the house to start whispering

"Wing, this place is mocking me. Apple apparition pie? Haunting Hashbrowns? Ethereal fucking eggs benedict." Hissing Tim shifted in his seat, "like I would get it if this place was ghost themed but it very clearly isnt! It is mocking me because I know this place doesn't exist!" Slamming a fist down on the counter, it very much thudded.

Sharing a look with Tim, Dick placed a hand on Tim's shoulder, "Buddy...I agree there is something up with this place but...I very much think it exists? Since we are kinda sitting here."

Dragging his hand down his face with a groan Tim leaned back in his seat, "I know and it is infuriating me..." Grabbing the coffee mug Tim looked at it with a not insignificant amount of distrust before taking a swig, pausing, than taking another, much slower sip, holding the mug with both hands as he lowered it down, staring at the dark liquid with a small glare.

"Red? You okay? Is that the bad coffee look ot oh shittake mushrooms that was poisoned look?" Dick said worryingly, looking to the cup of orange juice that was in front of him with suspicion.

"N-no...I" Tim's words cut off as he took a breath, "Just...tastes just like the kind Mom used to drink, came from this little town in Chile they passed through..." staring at the cup a little longer Tim shook his head, "They closed a few years back, the farmer that made it got killed by a drug cartel that wanted him to plant coca rather than coffee, it's just that this place should very much not have this."

There was a tension between the two vigilantes, Dick moving to speak before being cut off by Danny quickly coming out from the back.

"Order up! Got two pancakes for Mr. Nightwing, side of bacon and eggs and two waffles for Mr. Red Robin with some hasbrowns!" Setting each plate down in front of said vigilante, Danny gave them both a grin.

"And a side of Phantom fries for both of you on the house!"

After refilling the little bit missing out of Tim's cup, Danny seemed to be to there one second and back in the kitchen a moment later.

---

"Phantom fries?" Danny whispered to himself as he started to clean off the griddle, a grin on his face as he did, he might of left the hero business, but oh God was it funny, he wondered if other people got the same fun out of it.

Checking out on he customers through the small window to the front, Danny felt his core thrum at the sight of the two eating, it was a different kind of thrum that he got while protecting people, this one...this one gave him a full body shudder and cleared a fog in his mind he didn't even he had.

Shaking his head, Danny tried not to let the purr building in his chest out.

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Screw the worries that Tim had, Dick was having the time of his life.

"We can't tell the others about this place Red...Little wing would try and place it in the Alley and B might try and buy it cus holy guacamole this shit is good..." Dick had dug in after Tim's wrist mounted computer had tested the food for any known poisons which said that there weren't any, but still went and saved a few samples for further analysis at the Cave.

Dick didn't know why but the pancakes tasted like those that Alfred made the first week he had been at the manor, he had gotten upset at Brcue and hid in the attic all day, but Alfred managed to lure him down with the promise of blueberries in his pancakes.

They were perfectly fluffy, butter soaked with that little edge around it that was crunchy, the berries were tart enough to battle the maple syrup and...it was just like how Dick remembered.

Shaking his head as he finished up his food, Dick threw a look over at Tim, who was hunched over his empty plate, holding his mug of coffee closer, at Dicks questioning look the teen spoke.

"We have to leave Wing something is just...off about this place, its...they taste like when my dad used to make breakfast after coming home from a dig...has to be brain waves or mind reading or..." Tim continued to ramble on, ideas flowing out of him like a water fall.

By the time that Danny went back to check on the two, they were gone.

[gremlingottoosilly]

All i can picture is monster konig tossing his new born chile into the ocean and be like “ INTO THE WILD ELDRICHLING AND ITS SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST” lol🤣

And mrs konig is terrified bc why dud u just throw my 3 children into the wild like that—

But lets be real it was probably how he was raised. Tossed into the ocean and abandoned but his parent.

Exactly! This man doesn't have parental issues because he never knew his parents. Case closed. Our girl is terrified(( she just went through months of hell, with all of those eggs inside and long hours of pushing them all out only for Konig to haul her over his shoulder and drag her to toss the eggs into the ocean/let the other monsters take them as a means of raising soldiers( she would be so so disappointed and sad, and Konig just don't understand why she is behaving like this, it wasn't even human children! He can't understand our emotional turmoil, but he knows that humans are weak and soft, so he will try his best to accommodate you. He will try to find some plush toys to make you care of them, would softly hug you every time you're alone, and will fill you with new eggs as soon as possible!! His pet wifey is crying so much over losing her children, he will have to drag her to whatever government facility is raising those little soldiers so she will see that they're actually fine!! it's okay, they are raised to be war criminals just like their father! If Konig feels particularly charitable, he might let her play with hybrid children...only as a means of setting her up to be a good mommy! Horangi's children from his little incubator are literally hybrid tiger kittens, and Konig is always very jealous when we play with them instead of laying with our master(

[shawtuzi]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE PLUG!EREN EATING PUSSY WITH GRILLS 😀😀😀

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE BABY YOUR MIND IS SO POWERFUL

look look look it all started out as a joke. you know how ppl make them fake grills out of gum wrappers?? that’s what eren did and yk y’all both thought it was funny but you just couldn’t help but think damn what if he really wore some grills….because baby he looked good. so good you shoved his head between your thighs the second he took the wrappers out of his mouth.

now let’s skip to a couple weeks later and you surprise him by taking him to a shop where they make custom grills. he did it with no hesitation because he saw how excited and eager you were to see him get them and how could he ever say no to his special girl??? the process was kinda long and mildly uncomfortable but he got it done like he said he would and bam about a week n a half later his grills came in the mail (here’s the inspo pic <3).

“eren, baby turn around i wanna see them!” you pouted trying to sneak a peek at eren’s reflection in the bathroom mirror. all eren responded with was a low chuckle before turning around. “let me see,” you huffed poking at his hard chest with your manicured finger. eren flashed his teeth giving you the biggest, most beautiful smile you’ve ever seen in all your days of living. they suited him extremely well to say the least. “you like em’?” he smiled once more running his tongue over the ones on his top canine teeth. you hummed nodding your head slowly, “i really like them in fact i think these should be your new thing,” you grinned running your hand down his chest, stopping at the waistband of his sweats.

fast forward not even ten minutes chile eren had you on the sink legs spread and panties discarded. “ren,” you sniffled tangling your fingers in his soft locs. eren hummed against your pussy, sloppily dragging his tongue against your clit. “mmm let me see em’ again ren,” you nibbled on your lip feening for another look at the gold on his teeth. eren stood to his full height before yanking his sweats down, “say please.” you jolted when you felt his fat tip tap against your clit but you had to focus—nah nah you needed to focus. you pouted bringing your thumb to his kiss swollen lips, you ran your thumb over his bottom lip before whispering “please ren? can i see?” your submissiveness brought a cheeky smile to eren’s face, finally giving you a thigh clenching view of his grills. you gripped eren by his jaw and brought him in for a lip bruising kiss, making sure to run your tongue over his grills. “please fuck me,” you whined against his lips. eren groaned, his eyes fluttering shut when he felt your dainty hand wrap around his painfully hard dick. “fuck—okay shit spread your legs i’m takin’ you right fuckin’ here.”

eren wore his grills for a straight week after that bc he just could not get enough of the horny mess that was you <3

[deardiaryts4]

The drive from San Myshuno to Britechester was 4 hours long, that did not matter. Solomon wanted to be the one to arrest Erwin and drag him through his walk of shame.

Solomon drove back to San Myshuno relaxed and proud. Upon entering his office building he was bombarded with text messages from loved ones. Amidst all the attention he felt Shekinah's absence and decided to reach out.

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The screenies here were taken about a month apart. When I tell you life and technical difficulties be sloooooowing me down Chile 🙄🙄😞😕