#Dracula’s Three Weed Smoking Girlfriends

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

"hey i was gonna drink that"

[paris-in-space]

Since you asked for Dracula suggustions, I thought the morning of November 5, with the vampire women materializing from the snow around Van Helsing and Mina's camp was one of the scariest parts of the book, and I'd love to see art of it!

Okay so I may started drawing this a while ago and then not touched the sketch for a few weeks but I finally came back to it, and had fun doing all the swirls, hope you like it

[unfilteredaj]

I love the ‘Dracula’s wives are just his three Weed Smoking Girlfriends’ meme SO MUCH.

So here are some ‘Dracula’s Three Weed Smoking Vampire Wives’ Headcannons!

• Imhotep/The Mummy and The Creature from The Black Lagoon are both the plugs. Imhotep gets them some SURPRISINGLY exotic herb and extracts.

• The Vamp Wives invite The Monster’s Bride over to sesh. The Bride almost always goes Nonverbal. But don’t let that fool you, she’s absolutely chill!

• they put Wolfsbane in the Blunt on Full Moons for Lawrence and always make sure he spends his night Happy, Fed, and Zooted off his werewolf ASS.

• They boast that they once got Mr. Hyde so high, he turned back into Dr. Jekyll.

• BLOOD IN THE BONG BLOOD IN THE BONG BLOOD IN THE BONG

• They like to get Renfield high and tell him the blunt was laced to watch him tweak out. (It was literally JUST Reggie.)

• Every time there’s a thunderstorm they give Lawrence Edibles like a nervous dog.

• One of the Wives will Telepathically message the others like ‘I just got our weed! Time to roll up! Do NOT invite The Invisible Man!! He hogged it last time.’

• Dracula rarely Smokes with them, but when he does, it’s a date thing. Just Drac, Renfield, and the Wives. (Because he always greens out and gets embarrassed.)

[magpiedraws]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

[akasanata]

A List of Dracula holidays, edited

Dracula manga masterpost

I tried to keep it vague, but if you haven't read Dracula and don't want spoilers, look away

Also, some of these aren't holidays but I say they deserve to be

May 3. Paprika hendl

May 8. A foul bauble of man's vanity

May 9. Return of the Queen

May 11. Lucy Westenra Day and Sad Wet Cat Man Day!

May 12. Lizard fashion

May 15. Lizard fashion part 2 & feeling like a lady day

May 16. The three weed smoking girlfriends

May 24. The three suitors & Cowboy Day

June 30. Shovel day

Aug 8. Arrival of the Demeter

Aug 12. Return of the King

Aug 24. Jon/Mina day

Sep 2. Gangrene succ, aka Van Helsing day

Sep 7. Corn day

Sep 20/21. RIP Lucy

Sep 25. Meeting of the nerds and Bloofer Lady day

Sep 28. The would be wedding

Sep 29. RIP Lucy, part 2

Sep 30. The Crew of Light

Oct 1. Arthur's dogs

Oct 3. The Attack(tm) & Holiest Love & Kukri knife day

Oct 5. Straw hat day

Oct 11. Burial service

Oct 28. The Train Fiend

Oct 30. Gun day

Nov 6. See you, space cowboy

[strange-destinations]

journal of jonathan harker, kept in shorthand: ah shit, here we go again

[the-blob-mob]

anticipation

[c-schroed]

Something that bothers me about poor Jonathan's encounter with the Three Weird Sisters is - Why do they speak English? My original expectation was that they'd speak Romanian or any other local language, but Jonathan clearly understands them.

So, in my head canon, to prepare for London, Dracula started an English learning group with his roommates, meeting regularly to practice their English. Correcting one another for mistakes in pronunciation, praising one another's progress, trying some customs together (like a tea party or so).

I find this thought very, very cute.

[whydoihurtsomuch]

[lethal-liability]

Dying because the first tag suggested when I type dracula is

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Thinkin abt drawing Dracula's 3 weed smoking girlfriends

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

Dracula's three weed-smoking girlfriends when they see Jonathan out of his room

[paris-in-space]

I often think about the chills I got when I first listened to this episode of re:Dracula

[as21-7]

count--dracula

these are my three blood sucking girlfriends

and ye s, they suck blood

[autismmydearwatson]

I need you to understand that when I refer to Draculas Three Weed-Smoking Girlfriends as Girlfriends I do not mean Girlfriends in a romantic way but in a Friends Who Are Girls Way. They're his daughters they're his sisters they're completely loyal to him they hate his guts they're just his roommates they're his gal pals they're his besties they're his annoying tenants who have never paid rent they're his worsties they just live in his house.

[akasanata]

No, little Jonathan, don't go sleeping outside your room

Enter Dracula's three weed smoking girlfriends

This whole page. Wow. So well done.

Possessive much, Dracula?

Poor Jonathan, the fact that he now feels Dracula is the lesser evil kills me