#Dont trust her
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mom *opening my drawer*: why do you have an old newspaper here? me: for decoration, it's aesthetic her: that's just trash me: which might be good, just let me have it :'l *a while later, she comes in trying to throw it away* ... it's not safe to sleep here -.-
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This poor girl can not rest for three minutes.
Zelda spoilers in the tags
#If you know you know#...............................................................#Did i burry the tags now#I did#Good#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO INTO WORK#As soon as i took that compendium photo of that big girliepop in the sky i knew#I KNEW#I still havent finished the dungeons#But i found her#And i dont trust that blood moon speech i dont know her#I have no idea who that is#Dont trust her#Especially after the DM shit#On to zoras domain now
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To the woman who did my hair,
I hope they burn your hair in hell everyday.
Warm regards,
The person who you assured you could do that elaborate hairstyle you've probably never seen in your life.
#wisdom for the girlies#that woman who tuns that nearby salon#she's never seen that hairstyle in her life let alone knowing how to do it#dont trust her#i wish my mum would let me shave my hair#text#rant
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If there's anything I've felt about ace attorney since playing through the original trilogy, it's how cheated I've felt about the fandom interpretation of it. Y'all were so caught up with your gay boys and your Miles Edgeworths I didn't realize how much of this game was about WOMEN. THE CORE OF ACE ATTORNEY IS IN ITS FEMALE CHARACTERS. From Mia jumpstarting Phoenix and guiding him throughout the whole trilogy even after her death, her presence being the primary connecter of Phoenix and Maya, Maya and Godot, heck even Dahlia and Iris and the whole lot of them. From Franziska's earnest faith and consolation of Miles Edgeworth, even begrudgingly, pulling him out the trauma of his childhood with the face to face confrontation of a bullet wound in the same spot as the man who killed his father. Lana and Ema dragging Phoenix back into the thing he does best. Lana and Ema who's tragic story lies in a pair of sisters ruined by the heinous law system and their unconditional love for each other. Dahlia and Iris with a different version of sisterly tragedy, struggling through generational trauma in separate settings and support systems. The matter of the Fey tradition looming over the entire narrative and all the legal and social terror that comes with it. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE ACE ATTORNEY WOMEN.
#ace attorney#wheat rambles#hai i just realized tumblr user musashi reblogged this#i wrote this post after watching your franziska video essay ty for opening my eyes to franzi's whip stim toy#on a different note idk if I'll ever play the aj triology but if i do it for athena#cause idk what her schtick is and i dont trust fandom enough to tell me#this is a mia fey stan account#i love my wife she haunts the narrative
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would you trust the Perfectly symmetrical woman in the woods?
#No#the right answer is no#dont trust her#SPECIALLY is she asks for your name#dont give your name to beatiful women in the woods#thats essentialy the plot of my campain fr#dm#dming#rpg#drawer#drawer.png
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Cooking up an older Clervie outfit design so I don't have to keep drawing her looking like her child self but Long
#genshin impact#clervie#ngl i have so many thoughts about an older clrv's design but at the same time artistically im not that creative </3#mostly tried to make her look more like a direct contrast to arlecchino's design (which was already present but we ignore that)#cause arle's design is mostly very sharp and angular while i'd imagine clervie's being much more rounded out and softer#like they are the round vs pointy cat meme in human form#the hair was really tricky cause on one hand much like everyone else we dont really keep the same hairstyle our entire lives#butttttt at the same time idk i feel like her long hair flowing down (and her headband) are very recognizable parts of her#so i decided to not change much (also cause i dont trust myself making multiple drastic changes without changing their identity too much)#also halfways through coloring I realized she's kinda giving crucabena outfit wise but we ignore that </3#anyways clervie would def be a support/healer character if actually playable (leaning more towards buffer support imo)#ITS A MASSIVE 50/50 IF SHE WOULD BE A HYDRO OR ANEMO USER but i decided hydro for the time being cause it compliments HOTH's dpses more#aka Arlecchino Lyney and partially Freminet since if i remember correctly he's more physical based but cryo nonetheless#i just really like the idea of Clervie's passive being along the lines of boosting stats/dmg if there's HOTH members present in a team#anyways sorry for the text wall I just really need to be kicked out of the kitchen#i am UNDERCOOKING the food#character design is not my passion </3
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#dont listen to her she lies#the lagoon is not safe#dont trust her#dont look too closely#she will consume you#cryptic posting#lagoon posting#ateez#ateez memes#yunho#seonghwa#mandela catalogue
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I had a caption for this but I lost it oops
#dragon age 4#dragon age#datv#dragon age veilguard#art#fanart#emmrich volkarin#emmrich/rook#OC: Artemis#suggestive#kinda#I legit dont know since this is meant to be just fluff#anyway im gonna go cry now#Drawing Artemis with her LI behind her hits different#She doesnt trust anyone at her back since she considers it her most vulnerable spot#so this takes a lot of trust#Im ok#artys work#I hate how this looks really nice on my drawing screen but the colors are TOO vibrant on my main monitor...
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samus the protector of space pride
the girlfriend in question:
#if you dont recognize the pink woman (gandrayda) in these images PLAY METROID PRIME 3. theyre like exes (trust me)#you cant be a woman and call samus “sammy” and hate her and not expect me to think youre bitter exes#anyways so i think they broke up because samus kept stealing her kills#samus aran#metroid#loneart#gandrayda#metroid prime 3
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just existing as an open bisexual is so funny like what is it about me that makes straight people want to come out to me. even if we’re talking about something that has nothing to do with sexuality, without fail, an hour or so into our conversation, the women are all like “is it gay to like boobs? doesn’t everyone like boobs?” and the men are like “i would let kim kitsuragi from disco elysium do heinous and disgusting things to me” n im like ok go off. can you drive me home after this i dont have a license
#disco elysium#my posts#text#like im glad that they trusted me enough to talk about it it’s just#so funny. how frequently this happens.#ppl get within 5 miles of me and start voicing every homosexual thought they’ve ever had#u dont need my permission to be attracted to ur bi friend. go and fuck her godspeed#queue are a violent miracle
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"We share a Moon"
#i LOVE movie torelai#her stupid lil puns that shed do just within earshot of clawdeen ajfkcsb#and she honestly wasnt even wrong#'witches are amongst us. you dont know who to trust' like....#but also this moment was SO gay#monster high#mh2#mh g3#clawdeen wolf#my art#toralei stripe#toradeen
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Come here. I'm going to show you what yum-yum is. — BALL OF FIRE (1941) dir. Howard Hawks
#classicfilmsource#classicfilmblr#cinemaspast#moviegifs#filmedit#oldhollywoodedit#filmgifs#blackandwhiteedit#barbara stanwyck#gary cooper#ball of fire#*#old hollywood#i dont like it but ju said its pretty so i'll trust her#and when i watch it again next month and make another gifset
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#sam & dean as shit my friend said 2 me... (im the one calling her demanding)#if u dont rmbr the scene was basically dean saying “u want me to say sorry for lying to u? ok i will but if you had just trusted me”#spn text post#sam and dean#szn 8#my edits#spn 8x10#sam winchester#dean winchester#supernatural#spnblr#spn edits
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snapshots of summer in Westchester
#in my head scott took these pictures#he likes to show everyone how he sees them and likes photography in general#also i think it is silly to give all of laura's socks holes bc of her foot claws#art#fanart#myart#keylime xau#xmen#jean grey#kitty pryde#laura kinney#laura howlett#lorna dane#lorna maximoff#logan howlett#ororo munroe#guys this a rolo post trust trust#i just dont know the logan and storm tags 😭
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sometimes character analysis is like "i want to talk about this character but i'm not interested in having that discussion without a shock collar that goes off whenever you have a bad take around the necks of everyone present including myself"
#🐉#this is about asuka evangelion#i dont trust other people to be right about her but to be perfectly honest i dont trust me either
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i was talking extensively with a friend about reiju’s delicate balance of caring/emotionless and her relationship with sanji
#dont look too closely or u WILL see that i drew this cold and sloppy#hopefully its legible#uhhhhh anyway. she does genuinely want sanji to have a good and safe life!#but she doesnt understand how to factor in what he WANTS from life.#and she certainly doesnt trust him to make his own decisions regarding said life#in her mind i think she sees her muted emotions as a strength. she thinks she can make unbiased choices for him#her idea of Best Possible Life would make him MISERABLE#the end#one piece#sanji#vinsmoke reiju
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