#Donna Noble TLD
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"So is she your wife?"
"Its WORSE then that the bitch soul locked me."
"YUP!! Someone has to give this bloke a bed time and its gonna be me!"
"I literally am older then the earth WHY DO I NEED A BED TIME!?"
"You get cranky.."
"....shes right I get cranky"
Donna Noble originally being a one off character is so funny because like. She got the typical one off character send off and they had a lovely little exchange of "will I ever see you again?" 'if I'm lucky" which normally. Would be the end of it. But they had to match each other's freak to an absurd enough degree that it's like well okay in two years we're gonna have a soul shattering separation and then 15 years after THAT we're gonna have a house in France together. Does that sound good orrrr?
#dr who spoilers#retired fourteen#fourteenth doctor#donna noble#14th doctor#dr who meme#doctor who incorrect quotes#the most important woman#little house in france#doctordonna#Donna Noble TLD#Time lord domesticator
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Update on the domestification of the Master:
Today, he did the dishes!
14 said he's allowed to commit a crime.
Just one
Tiny
Crime.
As a treat.
No one's ever died from a little tomfoolery, right?
.....Right?
What should his crime be?
#doctor who#the master#thoschei#the fourteenth doctor#dr who meme#donna noble#fourteenth doctor#retiredspy#retired fourteen#Donna Noble TLD. UNIT#Time Lord Domesticator#spymaster#dhawan!master#The Domestication of a Time Lord#doctor who incorrect quotes
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Today, Donna took Saxteen to the supermarket because she felt it was a bad idea to leave them alone by themselves at home.
Upon arriving, Fourteen held the cart for about 5 seconds before wandering off. Donna called him back the first 3 times before the Master eventually wandered off, too.
"I'll go make sure he's not getting into any trouble," said 14, before, in fact, getting into trouble.
They also were guilty of the following;
Somehow, within the 20 minutes they were there, the Master had already damaged goods, hissed at a woman, made a kid cry, and was currently playing some game of chase with the Doctor throughout the store which consisted of him running off, hiding somewhere, waiting for the Doctor to find him, and then chasing the Doctor until he hid too.
-Cart racing
-Cart crashing
-Ruining a display stand of fruit
-Opening packages of things just "To look at them" only to throw it down in disgust.
-The Master flirting with a mannequin, accidently ripping her hand off, and teasing the doctor that he would need to perform surgery on her asap.
-Tripping a total of one (1) child
-Shouting in Gallifryian about the horrid ecemonic state that earth is in, I mean seriously, 5 pounds for a dozen eggs?!
- and lastly, apparently made a fort out of paper towels?
Some other notiable things that the security Camrea showed:
-Fourteen looking at baby clothes and hugging a certain set of tiny pajamas.
-The Master staring at the Telly section, his head tilting because of the Lion documentary playing only to start clapping when one of the lions got murdered in front of its cub.
-And they "Allegedly" also tackled each other while laughing and started kissing on the floor at one point.
She knows they're going to sleep well tonight...
Donna's is not actually too mad about any of these things. She's mad that they got banned from the store, but on the way home shes litsening to them giggle and rant about how much fun they had.
The look they held made Donna smile as it warmed her heart to see them being able to behave like playing school children... it was nice watching such old broken men be able to run around like rowdy teenagers again.
She had a feeling that they needed it, that they used to do this all the time. She couldn't imagine what trouble they DID stir up as teens if they were able to do all this within 20 minutes and were much more tired and older.
#He's watching Lion King on the telly#“Really you too? In the middle of the floor?”#“Allegedly!”#“Mate theyve got it on film!”#In his defense the kid called him stinky#Donna noble TLD. UNIT#Time lord domesticator#the fourteenth doctor#the master#thoschei#dr who meme#donna noble#saxteen#saxon master#retired time lords
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14: Look honey! I added a little window here so you can have some natural lighting in your office :)
Sax: That's nice, dear.
Donna: If you two don't shut up, we're going home
14: <:"(
Sax: You're not getting any natural lighting in your home office >:/
Tag treats
for silly art asks, saxteen/fourteen & donna beach day !
they all enjoy it a little differently
#14: Yeah Donna >:(#Donna: Were going home#14: Noooo!!! <:(#Sax: Were adults. We don't have to litsen to you#Donna: 🤨🤨🤨#Sax:.... Were going home#love them to bits and pieces#Also I love how collectivly we've agreed that sax is a functional alchoolic#retired fourteen#retired time lords#donna noble#Donna Noble TLD#Time Lord Domesticator#saxteen#beach day
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"He's so polite. His mother must have raised him well."
"Uh.. yeah. He uhm..."
"He what?"
"He has politic.... teachings..schools..?"
"??? He went to private school?"
Doc getting tele-mail of what happened 2 weeks ago:
"....."
"Hello? Doctor?"
"Huh?! Oh right- erm.. yeh.. something like that."
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah I uhm.. I just.. I have to go.."
"Oh whats wrong?"
"Erm... buisness stuff.."
This is followed by some very STERN scorn looks and telepathic arguing that turns into real arguing, then fighting.
Donna Noble, TLD (Time Lord Domesticator) UNIT, briefing the house before the social event:
Do they litsen though? No.
So now Donna's like "Damn. I owe Sylvia 20 pounds.. she bet they'd only make it an hour. I thought they could manage at least two."
And shauns like "No, you don't. I bet her they wouldn't last half an hour. She owes me 40."
What if Saxteen walks around communicating through telepathy and out of no where 14 just starts dying of laughter because Sax just walked by and Donna is extremely confused, except the joke doesn't translate well to English so he cant even tell her.
He's just somewhere else and suddenly gets told "I see you" through telepathy and he just turns around like "Alright WHERE are you ya bastard!? I know you're here!" And saxons hiding behind a dumpster giggling. So 14 looks like a mad man in the middle of central London.
You just walk into the room and see them staring at each other and suddenly, out of no where the Master goes "Hey!! You take that back! I was not!" And 14 shrugs, looks away and goes "I dont know what you're talkin about. I even didnt say anything."
Poor shauns just standing there like "what the fuck is actually going on?"
Theyre so toxic I love them.
#doctor who#the master#thoschei#dr who meme#donna noble#saxteen#fourteenth doctor#Donna Noble TLD#Time lord domesticator#telemail like email but directly to your brain#half way through their fight they started making out on the couch#Sax just likes attention#literally its the main reason he became PM#Sylvia doctor who#shaun temple
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"this is so clever"
You think Im clever? 💞💞💞
Marry me ❤️
(My wife will fight you)
“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking
#this is so clever#< prev tags#doctor who#the master#thoschei#dhawan!master#simm!master#missy doctor who#Donna Noble TLD. UNIT#Time Lord Domesticator#the doctor x the master
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14 really just went back to sleep after that. Dude said "I cloned myself for a reason you know... his issue not mine. Ta ta..😴😪"
doctor who au: donna noble and the doctor missed sutekh attempting to murder everyone
#Donna Noble TLD. UNIT#Time Lord Domesticator#sleepy time lords#retired fourteen#sutekh#doctor who#unit#fourteenth doctor#donna noble#doctor donna#doctor who au
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No, you missed the part where 30 minutes ago they were trying to stab each other in shouting in Gallifryian how much of a little bitch the other was being and Donna was genuinly concerned and now, 29 minutes later, 14 is watching The Bachelor with sax curled up on top of him (it makes him feel superior).
They're talking about how ugly/hot the contestants on until sax gets jealous and tries to smother him with a couch cusion that says "Bless this mess" while Sylvia comes in spraying them with a water bottle going "OI! ENOUGH OF THAT! THE BOTH OF YA'S! DONNA! THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN!"
And then, 17 minutes later, they stop. 14 doesn't like it when they fight in front of Wilf because he knows how fragile it is having one (elderly) heart. Because of how he was raised and the respect that Wilf has given him, which in turn became somewhat mutual, Sax stops fighting when he comes in, too. Now, They're taking a nap on the couch, three very long lived men snoring their lungs out, taking up the entire couch drooling and looking ever so adorable.
With 14 in the middle, blankets on top of them and plushies stratigically placed (complimentary from Rose), you have a good hour and a half before anything happens. That is... unless Sax steals 14s blankets or decides to sleep on the ceiling.... because apparently he can do that...
This is what Donna has to put up with as one of UNIT's TLD. Time Lord Domesticator. The only other person with this (cursed) badge of Honor is Melanie, who is assigned to 14. Sax is unfortunately assigned to Donna because she doesn't give a rats ass if he's a Time Lord or not she WILL pull his ear and revoke dessert privileges.
Another thing I adore about saxteen bubble universe, and am happy to report I included in my own series but also found in a brilliant makeout fic, is Fourteen being sooo enamoured by the little padding on the waist Saxon got along with the beard. He finally has something to grab and squeeze. He's constantly nuzzling either at the beard or the tummy, while the Master acts appalled and Donna just has to put up with the purring noises.
Like, s10 would have ended differently if Twelve took a moment to compliment on the Master improving his diet.
#donna noble#Donna Noble TLD. UNIT#Time Lord Domesticator#retired time lords#retired fourteen#14th doctor#saxon master#saxteen#saxon!master#s10 saxon#rose noble#wilfred mott#sylvia noble#melanie bush#unit doctor who
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@kidshows-are-life
How long? What specifc tags? Which master?
Are you actually going to read it? Even if it's horrible?
As Jesus once said, Don't play with me, Judas.
I WILL write this nonsense, Dont test me!
Tag treats.
“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking
#light bulb momemt#someone write this#for science of course#< prev tags#of course#for science!#always for science#Try me#don't play with me#I WILL write this and I wont shut up about it#Its going to be at least 1000 words#doctor who#the master#thoschei#Donna Noble TLD. UNIT#Time lord domesticator#Put her on the case#retired fourteen
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@thirteens-pocket-watch
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“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking
#thinking about this...........#< prev tags#Think about it more#as someone told me#“HELP HES GETTING DOMESTICATED”#That's right. Domesticate his ass#Donna Noble. TLD. UNIT#Time lord domesticator#She's already got 14 borderline trained#now her new project is the Master#She gets paid 120k+6 weeks vaca just to house break time lords#Can she do it?#only time will tell
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He goes and lights that really annoying neighbors house on fire and is like "ooo pretty" before 14 comes out and starts scolding him that causing an entire house fire is in fact NOT a "tiny" crime.
He's been grounded :"(
Update on the domestification of the Master:
Today, he did the dishes!
14 said he's allowed to commit a crime.
Just one
Tiny
Crime.
As a treat.
No one's ever died from a little tomfoolery, right?
.....Right?
What should his crime be?
#HES BEEN GOOD NOW HE CAN COMMIT ARSON :D#<prev#something something great minds think alike.....#dhawan!master#Donna Noble TLD. UNIT#Time Lord Domesticator#14th doctor#retired fourteen#retiredspy#the master#thoschei rarepairs
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