#Don't be sorry op this is hilarious

[timegears]

i feel so bad seeing a post earnestly talking about how much they enjoyed the mega evolution specials and specifically a particular scene with alain because it's the same scene this absolutely ridiculous gif comes from

[zivazivc]

Holy shit! Ziva, I gotta share this with you!

How well would this version of Lady Gaga's "Heavy Metal Lover" fit your Floyd when he's on drugs and partying?

uhm, no offense but Lady Gaga is the probably the furthest from the music at the raves they go to in my headcanon. The pop trolls are still trapped in the tree/in hiding during that time period so there's very little pop trolls around hinterlands, and the band stays clear of non-troll races, so there's no pop music at the places they visit. The only time they hear it is if it's on the radio (e.g. music from mount rageous).

The concerts they attend are mostly what their band plays; nu metal or other kinds of alt. rock, and the parties they go to aren't much different. The underground raves I imagine are mostly located on the outskirts of the techno kingdom. That's Liv's domain, and she usually takes them to the ones with her kind of music which is drum & bass/electronic rock.

I have little music playlists for each of them and these are three songs from Liv's list (it's mostly Pendulum lol):

but if they go to a proper techno trolls' rave then i imagine this type of music playing there

[thenapalmvault]

LISTEN. LISTEN!!! *SLAMS MY HANDS ON THE TABLE*

I DO NOT!!! CARE!!! ABOUT HARDCORE PUNKERS WHO THINK THEY'RE TOUGH SHIT WHO DON'T--*aggressively JABS FINGER AT THE TABLE* LISTEN TO FUN, EASYCORE. IN THIS HOUSE WE. APPRECIATE. A GOOD. FUCKING. 2000S POP PUNK ABOUT MY FRIENDS AND HOW I WANT TO LEAVE THIS TOWN TONIGHT!!! *THROWS TEH TABLE AWAY*

*GRABS YOUR FACE* LISTEN TO THE FUCKING EASYCORE AND HAVE FUN

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

[theinfinitedivides]

Hunter Biden pardon after his father was like 'we listen to the jury here sir' for his entire fucking campaign before he handed it off to Kamala and shit went even further to shit................... oh we're living in the fucking twilight zone

[the-guppy-fish]

HC - Simon "Ghost" Riley

Types of relationships - Friends

...I have some thoughts...about our boy Simon...there are not many...but more will come...

(definitely have to make a part two🤭)

No warnings, yet. (Slightly proofread)

Simons eyes are always on you. No matter where in the room you are, his eyes always find their way to you. Both consciously and unconsciously. He just likes knowing where you are.

He has made it a habit to rest his hand on your shoulder whenever he stands behind you. (He just likes touching you..and not in a weird way)

Purposefully steals you hairties and hides them in his pockets. Whenever you leave something (jackets, shoes, ...your phone) within his reach, he loves to just hide it from you. Nothing vile. He just loves to see the confusion on your face when you mutter:"Where the f..Simon! Give back my xx"

Somehow, he knows when you get hungry. If you're ever out together, whether that be on an OP or just out with friends, it doesn't matter. Right before your mood turns snappy and you can't concentrate, he hands you some sort of snack.

He has the lamest, most dry fucking jokes ever. But you find them hilarious. Each and every single one of them. Because he has become a master at delivering those jokes.

- while walking in a desert somewhere on an op.

- Simon picks something up off the ground.

"Here, take this."

- he hands you something small. Dropping it into your gloved hand.

"What is it, Lieutenant?"

- while walking away he answers lowly.

"It's for rock music."

- you look down at a thumbnail-sized, triangular and flat rock.

🙄

"Eat." Was all he would tell you.

Tries to shepherd you if you're in crowded places. But you got a will of your own and a gene for getting distracted, so it's quite the struggle for him sometimes. He'd place a gentle hand between your shoulderblades, guiding you to wherever you need to go.

"Stay close, love."

He texts you out of the blue. And it's usually something weird. Something he's spent a good amount of time pondering over....or no time at all. Sometimes, it's something silly, and others he's thought about something deep and very emotional.

'Do you think I should get a pet for when i retire?'

'How about a dog?'

'No'

'Maybe a turtle'

'I want a turtle'

'Would you help me pick one?'

'Do you ever think about what would happen if I didn't come home from an op?'

'Shit. Sorry'

'I did it again :'( '

'Sorry love'

'You busy?'

'Oi'

'Answer me'

'Please'

'I just need your opinion on something'

Si👻 sent a picture

'Don't laugh. Just tell me if you like the sweater or not'

Simon is definitely someone who texts sporadically.

And speaking of texting. He loves to send you random pictures of animals he finds. No explanation. He just wants you to see the cute cat/dog/squirrel he encountered on a walk around town.

Simon is the kind of friend who you just click with. You don't have to talk much. You just get one another. But still. You yap his ears off every time you spend time together. And he just listens. Oh, Simon loves to hear you yap. He knows it brings some quietness to your, sometimes, racing brain. And he knows. The day he needs to talk, you'll be all ears.

Whenever he leaves for an op (without you), you use your chat, more or less, like a diary. You know he has no access to any kind of network what so ever, while he's away. So, all the messages you send... will only be read once he comes back to base. And even though it's not much, and usually only silly and funny things you send him, he loves every bit of it.

(Even when you use your chat to keep grocery lists in)

When things get rough. Because they will. Life sucks sometimes. You're there for one another. You have an ongoing list of times where you helped each other out because no one else could. (And you wanted no one else to help you)

The time you had the nastiest cold. Like snot everywhere. Coughing your lungs up. Fever. Headaches. Everything. He took some days off from work to help you feel better. He stocked your fridge with vegetable soup and made you like a hundred cuppas until you finally felt like yourself again. All while laughing at you whenever you sneezed without a tissue because you just couldn't keep the snot in.

The time Simons apartment flooded because his upstairs neighbour had busted a pipe, and water began running down Simons walls. In no time, you had helped him collect the few possessions he had at home and brought them to your place. For a few weeks, he occupied your couch while his apartment got fixed.

One time, your bank card had been stolen, and all your accounts were frozen until the card had been deactivated. With no real money to your name at that moment, Simon had lent you at least a month's worth of rent, utilities, and groceries until your bank had settled everything.

Simon once went out to drink with the task force. He had somehow convinced them that he was sober enough to walk home by himself. (He was not.) On the way home, he had managed to trip over his large feet and stumble down the pavement and almost face plant on the empty road. In his drunken state, he had managed to call you and ask for help. Even though it was late, you had gone out for him. Helped him home and into his bathroom. You had helped him clean the scrapes and cuts on his hands, knees, and chin. Brushed his teeth and made him drink some water before you sent him to bed. The next morning, you woke on his couch, the sound of Simons hangover reaching you from the bathroom. He sounded like he was dying. But at least he was up.

When you were working together, your friendship looked a little different. Your work relationship made it hard for him to express his care for you in the way we'd like. So he found other ways. Both of you had to dial down the banter and long yap sessions. So Ghost found discrete ways to be there for you. He made sure your canteen was always filled with water. When he was assigning guard shifts, he would usually put you two on the same shift to ensure you had at least some hours in each others company. Sometimes, he even saved the tiny piece of chocolate from the field rations you ate so he could give it to you whenever you had a shitty day.

When you're on leave, he loves to ask you to go hiking with him. Simon loves to spend time in nature, and he loves to spend time with you. So why not combine it? You spent hours together, both talking about almost everything between heaven and earth, but also in silence, just enjoying the comfort of being around one another.

Also, Simon loves to tease you. Not to be cruel or try to embarrass you. No. He just loves to see you squirm a little. (But he also loves it when you set your foot down. That fire behind your eyes when you tell him to "fucking quit it." He feels proud to see you stand up for yourself. Even if he was the cause of your irritation.)

[egophiliac]

#i feel you op i also started initially to read the stories but got busy grinding for events instead 😭 #i also haven't read any of the events not even madguy bc i feel like im gonna miss a lot of context i feel sorry for my boys #although I've recently caught up to ch7 and it made me a stornger more brainrotted madguy fan than before #ppl said it's gonna get more insane later on and im nervous #but so far. the stories are GOOD i highly recommend reading it if you're able to #it's just kamen rider but with extra steps #also to assuage your fear (i hope?) i heard from the grapevines that the change to leon is minimal you can easily miss it (via @chipsncookies)

YES I feel a lot better knowing other people are in the same boat as me! :') as someone who only plays games very casually, the events are fun (and have been a good excuse to get those support stories on characters I was kinda ignoring) but SO distracting -- and they have a connected overarching narrative of their own (make sure you read them in order when you get to them!) so I don't want to skip any. which I guess is to say that my problem is that I'm enjoying the writing too much! how dare they.

overall it definitely has that Kamen Rider tone and feeling I was hoping for and I am VERY pleased with it! I do kinda miss the kitbashy monsters, though otherwise it's basically just Rider But With More Random Scenes of Characters Being Ridiculous At Each Other and that is exactly what I was after. (also exquisite taste, Mad Guys are best guys 🤝)

and as long as I still haven't gotten to episode 13 and can therefore continue to be hilariously naive, let me just say that I know what I'm dreaming of for Leon. he deserves it.

...although I do think it would be VERY funny if they made that whole big "WE WILL BE UPDATING LEON'S SPRITES TO REFLECT STORY CHANGES!!!!" announcement and then it turns out that they just like. hue-shifted his eye color slightly to the right or something. it's not even a big story beat, Leon just decided to try out some color contacts, maybe comb his hair back a little, and we don't have the heart to tell him to stop. :(

[yume-writes]

Heyyyy It's 'OP & Blue Cop bond' anon again. Uhhh, it's like 11.33 as I'm typing this, and I have 3 more MCB x TFP stuff for you. (I am sorry for the yapping, but i need to yap abt this to someone as my own friends don't now either fandoms 😞)

1. Since Black Hook is a giant FLYING pirate ship right, and his weapon is his anchor axe thingy right. Now imagine the Cardbot crew and Team Prime fighting the Decepticons and Heavy Iron and Megatron fighting each other one to one. (Idk what OP will be doing, but like he could fight soundwave or dreadwing or even be injured/unconscious). And yk Heavy Iron and Black hook has petty beef with each other. Now, Black Hook sees heavy iron fighting Megsy and is pissed like 'Why this guy gotta fight him? He's supposed to be my opponent. I'm gonna be the one to defeat him'

So he does what any mech does, he transforms into his FLYING pirate ship alt mode and DROPS A GIANT ANCHOR ⚓️ on the poor unsuspecting Megatron while Heavy Iron is still fighting him and its like those cartoons where an anvil drops on them and they go down. That's Megatron. Adds metal pipe clanking noises, and it's the most hilarious thing anyone's seen in their entire life and the whole battle field paused for a second (you can hear starscream full on cackling in the background). After that, Megs stands up, lifting the anchor of him and making a hasty retreat, flying off into the distance in his alt mode. Megatron has a large and suspicious head dent on his helm.

Black Hook now has not stop bringing up this instance to Heavy Iron that he was the one who beat Megs (they had an argument over the technicalities of defeating Megs later)

2. Crackship. I honestly thought this up as I was writing my previous post on the Bluecop mind thingy and now I just think it's funny (crack treated seriously 👌) and the ship is..... Megatron x Blue Cop..... please don't judge.

Why? Well, looking back at my previous post, I wrote at the end that Megatron wanted to use Blue cop against his crew and Team Prime as he's quite powerful as a Star Guardian. Megs got an artefact/relic that is able to control Blue here to do his biding, and the metal breath can not save him. They need to get the object off him. Well, the objects would be matching crowns, one simple and has a small purple jewel in the middle (it kinda looks like a circlet) that Megs wear. While the other crown is more fancy and has a couple of red jewels on it that glows bright purple when Megs give orders to blue cop.

The artefacts/relics origin could be in the past, usually a couple/conjux endura would use it. It's uses actually to help a partner's mental state. The purple jewel would give soft mental commands to ther red jewel crown to help get rid of stress and other worries. It's like metallic reaching out to them and have them listen to you. It's very helpful for couples that have a sparkling on the way and helps relieve the carriers stress.

However,some people would take advantage and have nefarious reason. So they had to get rid of it. But they forgot to get rid of one pair and it's now used by Megatron.

Now, after Megatron uses it for the first time to know more about Blue cop, he finds that Blue Cop acts like Orion pax before the war. (i think he'd see the resemblance in the way Blue does things and in his curious and kind nature) He'd see the small goofy soft side of Orion Pax in Blue and that makes him sooo nostalgic of his and Orion's relationship back on cybertron, he'd want to keep Blue cop so he can always see that "Orion" side of him. And like it spirals (is it really spiralling hard when he is a crackhead?) to him asking Soundwave to try and footage of Blue and his time here in the TFP world so he can keep it. It's like an unhealthy coping mechanism for Megatron on his part. If he couldn't have the Prime/Pax, he'd just settle for a dream (blue cop). (He'd treat Blue as a trophy wife) the MCB crew and Team Prime need to get Blue out of the nemesis before it gets worse.

3. MCB crew and Dark energon. What's gonna happen? If Energon is a drug to them already, what's dark energy gonna do to them?

Yea..... I'm done.. for now. I'll be back when I have more stuff 👍

MCB x TFP crossover

Once again never apologize for yapping, I love getting your asks and hearing all of your ideas!!

Black Hook and Heavy Iron's relationship is so funny to me. Their love language is beating each other up <3

Megatron is a very strong opponent, being a former gladiator champion and the leader of the cons, of course they want to have the achievement of beating him. Whenever Megatron shows up the two fight to be the one to beat him. Poor Megatron gets annoyed by them soon enough, whenever he's fighting one the other will show up out of nowhere. He always has to be on his guard, watching the sky for Black Hook and around him for Heavy Iron

He has had an anchor hit him in the head and almost gave processor damage because of Black Hook. The other time when he was fighting Black Hook, Heavy Iron shot him with his cannon and damn near took out his spark. He stays away from those two whenever he can, he's not getting involved in whatever they have going on

Also I will not judge with the Megatron x Blue Cop ship, I can see the appeal of it, especially after your explanation. Honestly as long as the ship isn't pedophilla or incest, Im find with it

Blue Cop being compared to Orion is insane, Megatron is still clinging onto him even after all these years. Imagine if the whole thing happens after the Orion Pax incident, Megatron has already lost Orion twice, he will not let Blue Cop be taken from him. He at first treats Blue Cop just like he's similar to Orion, he knows that it's not him, but it gets worse. He treats Blue Cop like Orion, even slipping up and calling him Orion at times

By the time the bots get Blue Cop out of there, Megs has completely spiraled. He now calls him Orion and keeps yelling at the bots for taking him away for a third time. Optimus feels pity for Megatron, yes, he yearns for him to, but never to this degree. The knowledge that their relationship meant this much for him is something he can't even put in words. When they get the crown off and take Blue Cop away, Optimus just gives Megatron this sad look that stops Megatron in his tracks

Soundwave is just annoyed that he has to go through this Orion Pax phase with Megatron again

I'm not quite sure how dark energon would affect the cardbots, maybe they would act much more erratic compared to the normal terrorcons. They are quicker and much less predictable, they actively hurt themselves while trying to fight anyone. It's hard to control them as well. If it's used on a alive bot, they would die much quicker

[sharonaparadox]

[Images: fancomic focusing on Charlie, Lucifer, and Alastor from Hazbin Hotel, uncolored but for the flags in the final image.

Charlie is tapping at her phone as she turns to her father with a grin and says, “Hey Dad, we’re gonna hold a pride parade and I’m ordering flags! Which one is yours?”

Lucifer looks up at her with a concerned frown and says, “But sweetheart, you know I don’t like cults of personality!”

Charlie grins widely and bends down to throw an arm over her father’s shoulders, holding her phone in front of his squinting face as she responds, “No, no! Gay pride! Look at all these different sexualities and their flags!” The word “gay” is underlined for emphasis.

Lucifer grins warmly and asks, “What’s the one for ‘zero preference: every one’?”

Charlie looks up to the side with her finger by her chin in a thinking gesture as she says, “Oh! Um… Let me think!”

Alastor has sidled up on the other side with a smug grin and says something ending with “re?” (based on Lucifer’s sour frown, it is implicitly an insult) though Charlie’s speech balloon covers his as she cheerily exclaims, “Pansexual!”

The final image shows Lucifer and Alastor standing next to each other. Alastor has an asexual pride flag around his shoulders which he is holding up in bewilderment as he asks, “What on Earth is this??”

Lucifer looks up with a smug grin as he ties his own pan pride flag to his cane and replies, “That’s the ‘confirmed old bachelor’ flag” End description.]

A quick one I just doodled - I think it’s so great Lucifer is confirmed to be pan, anything else wouldn’t make sense! So of course I will doodle Alastor antagonising the little King of Pride (and vice versa!)

[melishade]

You know how we make movies out of old stories and myths from the past , just imagine if they made a movie or film about optimus or megatron and they got some aspects wrong like the paint job of megs and Op or the they made them more "bad" if you get it , Or they would make the Survey Corps stupid in a sense like when the Gaang from atla went to the theater and they were so humiliated by their interpretation of themselves, and if megatron is still there or optimus just comes to visit and they criticise the movie by say "they got that wrong" "levi wasn't that tall" , that would be hilarious,.

Alright, time to talk about the events of AOP getting the Hamilton Treatment!

Thank you @justawannabearchaeologist and @echoblaze5 for your contributions to this conversation.

So again, this is post AOP, Optimus is already on Cybertron, things are going well. Willy decides to step back from politics and focus more on his passion project: Theatre! He started getting invested in it before the Liberio attack and it's only gotten worse once he learned about musicals from Jack, Miko, and Raf (much to Miko's horror). He's made pretty decent hits over the past few years, but he's been wanting to create a master piece. He remembers Hamilton and well....you can see where this is going.

Miko:

So Willy starts putting in the work to make it a reality. He's thinking of set, vocals, costume design. Unfortunately for him, Megatron gets wind of this when Hanji brings up the fact that Willy been conducting interviews on the Survey Corps for some kind of pet project. They didn't get much of the details. Megatron goes to Willy and Willy explains what he's been doing. Megatron takes one look at the script.

Megatron grabs the trash can and drops the script in there.

Willy: You could have just said you don't like it!

Megatron: I'm helping you.

Willy:...I'm sorry what?

Megatron gets involved with theater production, cause Megatron can't murder, destroy, or be a gladiator, so this is the next best thing.

Hanji:...I mean...it's productive?

Levi: It's fucking weird!

Armin: Well it's better than him threatening everyone and wanting to murder them.

Erwin: Let's be honest, he's probably still threatening people over little details.

Levi: Someone has to stop this.

Megatron: Do it and I make you a caricature!

Levi: YOU WOULDN'T DARE!

Willy is still involved in the musical. He is the one funding this. Does all the costumes, sets, all that stuff. The writing portion? Yeah, Megatron has completely taken over with Willy trying to add some pointers. And when Megatron gets a writer's block, it's a whole thing. Hanji finds him in a river dealing with it.

Hanji: Hey, Megs. Do you need me to get anything for you?

Megatron: Hm.

Hanji: Sure? Nothing at all?

Megatron:...hm. Hanji: Alright, I will get the rust sticks.

Megatron: Hm.

Although, Megatron would ask to be under a pseudonym. He likes this privacy he has and he's already wrapped up in politics post AOP. He doesn't need the extra attention.

The Survey Corps do get to listen to it before it goes public and are surprised at how accurate it is. Willy is exhausted because of how many hoops Megatron practically made him go through for accuracy. Some of the Survey Corp members do get their own songs. Mikasa and Armin feel particularly embarrassed because the songs are good, it's just they feel awkward.

It feels even more weird when it becomes a success. Lol. Like it gets awards. Even the Autobots listen to it. And then Optimus hears about it on one of his rare visits to the AOT world.

Optimus:...Megatron, why?

Megatron: Look I'm not as blood thirsty as I used to be! I have to fill up my time!

Megatron makes Optimus watch it. And it's not great for Optimus because there would no doubt be a musical number that shows Optimus and Eren meeting, getting to know each other, their relationship deteriorating, and then Optimus killing him.

Optimus would probably have to leave at that point.

But alas, as Justa has said, it is historically accurate, so Optimus would archive it out of moral obligation.

Although Rung gets wind of the album and actually listens to it.

The Primes glaring at Rung from beyond the grave.

Rung:....So-!

Prima: REALLY?!

Rung: HE IS EXPRESSING HIMSELF CREATIVELY!

Liege Maximo: HE TOOK MY FRAGGING ARM!

Oh and vote in the poll if you haven't

[colealexart]

Can you tell us the story of you meeting Ashley and Sam?

sure!

we waited in ashley's queue after seeing laura but it was taking a while and they had to leave for lunch, then photo ops. when we did see her, we had been in the queue for a while because she likes to spend time with people, so the nerves that i was feeling at the beginning kind of dissipated. i was still super nervous to meet her, because she's ashley johnson, but my back and legs were hurting from standing in the queue for so long, so that kind of took my mind off of it a little.

my friend went before me in the queue and got my fearne print signed by her, and i was getting the same print signed too. so when it was my turn, she was like "ohh, that person had this print too" and i was like "yeah i drew it" and she looked so shocked(?) lmao. she was like "you did?! oh my god, it's beautiful!"

i mentioned how much i loved ellie and how much the last of us means to me, and she looked so touched. she stopped signing for a moment to listen to me, with the softest smile on her face. she is very good at keeping you in conversation, so much so that i completely forgot to gift her the extra fearne print that i brought for her.

i did give her the dice that i brought for her though, and she looked so excited. i started saying “i’m sure you receive so many dice but-“ and before i could finish, she interrupted me and said "NO, LAURA GETS ALL THE DICE!" which i thought was hilarious. we played rollies and i got a nat 1 and she got a 4. i also got to hear the signature ashley johnson quote “its caaacked” in person because my dice was slightly tilted off the paper.

i also completely forgot to ask for a selfie, because... well. she's ashley johnson. i was lowkey ascending into another dimension.

as for sam, i had met him before a couple times, during our group and single photo op, but for the autograph he came immediately after ashley. during our photo op, i wore the cursed sam mask that was given out during the live show prank, and he laughed and called it horrifying. i didn't realize, but during our photo he was pulling a face at me because i wore the mask, and it makes me laugh every time. (also, as we were waiting, he introduced himself to every single person taking a photo with him, which i find very funny. sir, we are literally here for you. we paid for this.)

for the sam autograph, on all the other tables i went to, they had you talk to someone beforehand to tell them your name and any autograph personalizations you wanted, so they could write it down on a post-it to make it easier for the talent. however, with sam's, it was a little different. the person helping him out asked for my name, and instead of writing it down he personally introduced me to sam himself. it immediately relaxed me, for some reason. it didn't feel like i was meeting a celebrity (even though i had already met him briefly during the photo ops.) he shook my hand and said, jokingly, "wow, i've never seen this before" about my fcg print. (i had tweeted at him a couple months ago with the print i was going to get signed at mcm, and he responded "cant wait".)

we made conversation about the live show. sam is very soft-spoken irl. he took his time with my autograph and we chatted about the flat white with vanilla please prank on marisha. he said it's very fun to bully her lol. he then took a second to look at the fcg print, and said that it's really cool and he loves the design. i had a spare in my bag, so i offered it to him. he said "oh, i don't want to take it from you, so only if you're sure" which was just. the sweetest. i gave him the print and he was very gracious and shook my hand again.

sorry, this got long lol. i had so much fun meeting them and they truly made everyone feel so welcome and loved. i could talk about my experience at mcm and the live show until the end of time.

[cloverhighfive]

trueform!cas and fart!dean

wip no. 2

Honestly I really love this one and always did, but it was just taking super long and I ended up not being convinced by the framing. it would've had a better colour scheme and way more of those gold lines - it’s meant to be dean’s soul interacting with cas’ trueform.

[stereden]

As someone who's a huge fan of the character whose live-action actor is currently haunting everyone's dash...

Welcome to One Piece? But also, I'm so sorry 😅

No, but like seriously

To me, and my fellow One Piece fans, this is hilarious, and also very in character for Buggy the Clown, circus pirate extraordinaire whose biggest accomplishment is his uncanny ability to fall upwards and land himself higher and higher positions completely by accident.

This guy

But I do absolutely get why it is creepy af for people who don't know who he is, much less his live-action version when OP-Live Action just came out literally today, and I do think staff should have maybe thought this through a little more, especially given the horror movie connotations of clowns in general and the creepy air of this clown in particular.

[itsyina]

101(?)facts about ateez yunho

His name is Jeong Yunho

Born in Gwangju, 23 March 1999

Height 186cm (not really certified)

Palms size 20,8cm (one slap and u r gone)

In ATEEZ he is the MAIN DANCER and vocalist (need to bold that incase people forget)

Was born on International Puppy Days

He is a puppy himself, golden retriever puppy

He likes being cute, he doesn't mind being cute

Jealousy jealousy (him & hongjoong, jealousy duo)

He loves Japan so much, he goes there often

He loves ATINY but I think he loves Abura Soba more

He want to be Abura Soba resto manager

His favorite baseball team is KIA Tigers (the one with ppiki ppiki dance cheerleader)

And he is KIA Tigers' winning fairy, KIA Tigers' fans jokingly want to tie Yunho up on the stadium pole because of that

Have you met Yujin? His alter ego from KBS drama called Imitation

Don't fall in love with Yujin, he is an a*shole (yes I have personal problem)

He likes being praised

Especially when he wear something then fans said he looks good on it

Exhibit A : he wore glasses at one time then atiny said he's very handsome wearing it, he'll wear glasses often after that, he already did

Exhibit B : he shows his hands so much in his photos BECAUSE ATINY LIKES HIS VEINS, we are exposed, aren't we?

Kinda freaky-ahh

I guess he has foot-kink(?), all of those evidences could be proofs (he smelled & slapped san's foot palms(?) and make hongjoong took a feet picture)

He once fell on the subway and his handsome face hit the subway floor first, he got a nose surgery because of it. The reason why he fell is he was sleepy

Rich kid, pay 100k won when he was in highschool for eating meat with Mingi lol

I'm so sorry for saying this but don't let this man draw, just don't

Once he had to draw a person eating custard cream bread and he drew it like that person is eating a p*op😔

Please don't forget zzangmon original drawing too

Got sunburned in LA, poor him

IDK but he like spiderman so much, like... even one time back then when he played game with hongjoong for a variety show, it was a nonsense game like they have to blurt out something nonsense and he said 'you know that I can shoot spider web from my a*shole?' (pls don't ask me members' reaction, that was hilarious and he won the game)

Members called him Snow white coz back then in their trainee days, when yunho opening the practice room window, animals like butterfly or birds suddenly came to him like he is a snow white lol (actually I kinda forget about this one so cmiiw)

A cry baby, he has sensitive heart 🥰

He rarely get angry, which make it more terrifying if he ever got angry (but we all like the angry look on him, aren't we? 😌)

But he is a feel-keeper, he doesn't like people to know what he actually feels, so he tend to keep it by himself

He said he's having a hard time expressing what he feels that's why he didn't talk about it much

His competitive ass won't let him rest

Full-time gamer, part time idol

He play Valorant and rank in Radiant, means he is on the top rank, he is playing like a pro (I hope he stream it someday)

The exact embodiment of "all men do is a lie" because how many live streams he promised to us but never come true 😔

That one live with mingi, dancing live, 99z live, and more

But that's okay! He gave us gift and always try to return fans' love in any form

A devoted catholic

His baptist name is Stefano

When ATEEZ was invited to perform at Coachella, he was very nervous so he seeking comfort in the name of Jesus, he attended a prayer before they perform

He said when he was a child he is also a part of misdinar (I don't know the english 😭 but it's like altar servers? Idk cmiiw about the term)

He wants ATINY to be always happy

The most precious person in this world

[this-is-krikkit]

hello Kit

i just read 'mouthy' and i can tell you that you made my evening with this fic <3 thank you for writing such good and sweet t4t levihan

this truth and dare game sounds fun! how about 🍓 🛼 🍄 (maybe for erurihan?) 🍅 🐝 🎨 ?

i hope it's not too much though... (❀ˆᴗˆ)

oooh Victoria thank you!! i'm very happy you liked it 🥹🥹 thanks for letting me know ♥️🥰😘

-> wanna play writer's truth and dare with me?

🍓how did you get into writing fanfiction? 

well, i started writing when i was huh...... ten i think? and i wrote fanfiction back then, i just did not know what it was (and definitely didn't post it hahaha). i got into it on purpose when i got into my first online fandom, through discussing ideas with other fans and reading their fave fics!

🛼 describe your latest wip with five emojis

hummmm let's see. i think this is the wip i'm closest to posting right now (when i get a minute to work on it ughh):

🏢🪽💢🚬💑

🍄 share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

for erurihan as you asked: i like to think they took FOREVER to get together, not because they're a tryad, not because they're busy af in canonverse or any AU i imagine them in, but because they're, all three of them, the absolute fucking worst motherfuckers alive. hange is oblivious as fuck, levi's sure both of his crushes are unrequited, and erwin's the most repressed asshole on earth who took one look at his own feelings and went "NOPE" and closed that door (or did he?)

writing them is painful in fics when they aren't established (which i know i haven't shared any of those actually sorry for the tease lmao), but it's also very Them x)

🍅 give yourself some constructive criticism on your own writing

sure!! here goes my one biggest criticism i give myself each and every day: i don't think i'm very good at conveying intentions when it's not like with one strong line of dialogue or one crucial point in the fic. i feel like a lot of my fics are... unbalanced in that way, as a result?with strong moments that i love to reread that make me feel stuff (and hopefully my readers too), and "filler" moments that i cringe at without fail each time bc im like, dude did you even try?? so, i need to work on breaching that gap of quality i feel exists within most of my fics... i'm just not very sure how.

also, sometimes i try to be funny, and when i reread my stuff, i realize smth i thought was hilarious at the time of posting is actually pretty lame. so i should either stop trying to be funny, or get better at it x)

🐝 tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them

honestly, anyone who comments on my fics or leave me any kind of feedback and people who send prompts, all of you i consider a huge support and i thank you all so much for it!! ♥️♥️

now i do have to mention @nube55 as not so much my biggest supporter, but definitely the #1 victim of my overly enthusiastic ass and the dozens of new wips i come up with in a week's time 😁😁 honey (yes 🍯 that's right), you're always happy to listen to my ideas and chime in, so just know i love you and how much support we give each other (in fandom things and others 💜)

🎨 link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it

i can't actually do that as my all time levihan fave art was shared through dms and i was told not to post it publicly! but this one is another one of my faves, here (don't thank me, just give op some love!!):

[tracklessreason]

So... I just binge read your Hive Prime stuff...

SWEET SOLUS THIS BUG CAN'T CATCH A BREAK! I am curious though, with the bad ending, did Megatron absorb/assimilate the Matrix? It seemed that way, but I wasn't quite sure 😅. I imagine he'd keep that information to himself if it did happen... don't want anymore chaos after all. Plus, why on earth would he let anyone in on that after Hive? Nope, these are his buddies/helm-aches and they're his to snark thank you very much XD

Also, the Matrix sensing a chaotic sparkling doing gremlin shenanigans in a random cave and going "This is just what my Prime needs, off we go!" is freakin' hilarious XD

Anyhoo, that's my ramble for you!

-🦎

(Hii! Man I love sparking interest in people, it's so fun to know your work makes the happy chemical do its thing!)

-This is LONG long, so everything under the cut!-

Yes! After thousands of years, Megatron manages to reassemble the Matrix, and that task, along with his assistance in ending the war, has made him worthy of being the next prime.

He has absolutely no intention of telling anyone. In fact, the first couple of weeks is spent entirely by himself, hashing out some of that baggage he, Optimus, and Hive have; now that the Matrix is reassembled, not only is Optimus back, but Hive has his original voice, although it's a tad deeper than when Megatron took it from him all those millenia ago. Both Op and Megs would be lying if they said it wasn't a bittersweet joy to hear.

That being said, Hive has a lot to say. Not just to them, but to all the reunited Primes, who broke Bumblebee, but inadvertently saved the world. (Bee still uses his prime voice with them, just to assert that although things turned out well, there are no good feelings between them.)

There are arguments, attempts to tear old wounds open and try to fix them proper, and although the road is bumpy, Megatron has changed, and things are settled with such finality he has no idea what to do next.

There is no opponent to fight, no army to lead, no threats to him, his home, or his way of life. There isn't even a puzzle to spend millenia solving...

Eventually Megatron has to leave the house, and although he stays out of sight of civilians, he has some explaining to do when he shows up on Senator Shockwave's doorstep.

He's a dozen or so feet taller, with his eyes shining bright white, a steady thrum coming from his chassis, where that same light glows from runes carved into him, swirling down into the blue core merged into his metal. His dull silver color is now like white gold, though his scars from battle are retained. Every point and sharp edge on him is refined, no less dangerous, but more sleek and elegant, like the sloping horns of an old deer.

Shockwave blinks his two blue eyes, an amused smile crossing his face.

Of course, despite Megatron making clear that he wants no part in politics any longer, Shockwave insists he has to at least come forward to the council. The Matrix, although no longer the crowning jewel of a leader, is still a hallowed relic of Cybertron's past. Megatron can't disagree with this, not with his crew of ghost voices insisting Shockwave is right. (Only Optimus is silent, though his dumbfounded focus on Shockwave's appearance explains that away.)

So Megatron goes before the council, now headed by Ironhide in light of Ratchet's retirement with Drift.

The discussion is briefly postponed until every mech who knew of the Matrix before its disappearance (sorry ratchet) is gathered in one room.

Its a little hectic, a little tense, a lot of old faces that once held much disdain for one another. Including Starscream, who sits calmly beside his trine mates, not cowering or scheming, but simply watching what he knows to be Megatron, the hate and fear long gone from his optics.

A very long talk is had, discussing the merits of the Matrix as the decider of leaders. Some think it should be reinstated, others cite the war as proof it could only bring destruction.

When all eyes finally turn to Megatron for his thoughts, his answer has long been ready. The entire time all he could think of was Hive's guidance through the years finally bringing peace, not through a position of power, but of knowledge.

So to him it's obvious: the Matrix holder must be an advisor to the council, a ceremonial figurehead of sorts who bore the Matrix as a tool, not a weapon. Knowledge old and new, the wielder and the past Primes, their wisdom ever available, ever at service, but never in control.

There's little deliberation after he's said his piece. It's clear to everyone that this is the right move. Only one question remains to be asked.

What is the name of this new Prime?

Well, Hive had known all along.

"Matrix Prime."

(Eesh, that got long, sorry. I think the name is a little cheesy, but I think it fits. With his rise to Primehood, the Matrix is no longer an all knowing force, but a singular entity intended to hold the history of the cybertronians.)

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About your second bit! (He says almost an hour after typing out the response to the first part :P)

Cybertron is, by design, Primus at work trying to ensure the longevity of the cybertronians, so I have no doubt in my mind that he distributes sparklings like candy for the fun of it.

That being said, although I loved that anon's au, its not entirely accurate to how Hive ended up with Wilder.

The collective anguish of the Primes had reached way deep down to Primus, and he, for the first time since the beginning of the war, created a spark in one of thousands of empty wells. A spark intended specifically for Hive Prime. The resonance in Cybertron's magnetic field was intense, like the dying world shuddered with the effort of its once minor feat.

Hive felt it strongest, and though his body was weak and his mind overrun, he was compelled to search out the spark.

So were the decepticons. For longer than most had been alive, there had not been a sparkling from the wells. This was a very valuable treasure.

One of the nastiest runs of the war began, and it was nearly a full cybertronian year before Hive found the spark, tucked away at the base of canyon, way down where the sun didn't reach.

The smallest puddle of energon sustained it, so weak a fuel source that the Spark hardly moved, flickering and threatening to fade away. Opening his spark chamber, Hive was able to coax the spark inside. It was barely a speck beside his own, orbiting his spark in slow, crooked spirals.

The energy to hold it there alone...

Hive shuddered, falling to his knees. His spark flickered, nearly snuffing the smaller one.

Sensing that death would be near for them both if they didn't, the Primes temporarily released their control of Hive. The weight lifted, Hive vented deeply, and both sparks shone brighter...

(I was supposed to go more in depth on the Hive Spark AU, but I just didn't know if anyone, like, cared about this one? I know OC au's can be pretty devisive, and Wilder's story continues long past the early days of Hive's primacy. I don't know. Ya'll let me know if there's any interest.

Sorry for the long post, and thank you anon for getting me back into the hang of things! I hope people enjoy me being back from my TF writer's block lol)

[a--a---a]

#on his death bed probably <- 😭 see now why would you say that?? the way I reblogged that post thinking "shit, op makes a good point. guess Bobbert Nashville's stickin around". only for you to break my heart in the most hilarious of ways 💀

i'm so sorry lmao. i don't want him to die. it's not very comfort show of 911 to have a MC death.

but anyway. that post was great and has really good points, but it would be SO dramatic if the way they had that convo was when he's about to 💀. like either on his death bed or yelling for everyone to save themselves, and eddie does NOT want to leave him. and bobby is like "you'll be fine. tell athena i love her. and may and harry. and...and...buck. please be there for him."

or mb they're like BOTH thinking they're gonna die (but tim probably???? wouldn't take two of them), and eddie just blurts out "i love him. i've always loved him, and i'm never gonna get to tell him." and bobby like looks at him and goes "if you get out of here, promise me you'll tell him. the best thing that ever happened to me in my life was choosing to tell athena how i felt and walking through the open door, despite all of the baggage i was carrying. i finally had a place to rest." or some bs that's gonna make us cry. and he either dies or he doesn't.

here's hoping not but who knows?