#Don’t let this happen

[lovegiroke]

Just thought of this

Thought about the cursed cat Alastor replacing squished adam

[chao-s-gremlin]

The thing that pisses me off about birthdays is that all your childhood people assure you that this is the day when you’re the specialest little girl in the whole world, and then you grow up and it’s just. A day.

You still have to work. You still have to study. Pass your exams. Make food. Some people you talk to today don’t even know it’s your birthday.

Also, growing old? That’s some bullshit. I was sixteen yesterday, I’m turning 22, I will be 38 tomorrow. What’s next, 50? 60? 80? I can’t believe I’m that old, I’m too young to turn the age I’m about to be.

I’m scared.

[blaqcats-fics]

been thinking about jason being petty towards bruce. like, oh, you spend time with your other kids, but not me? tire privileges revoked! it would be over stupid shit too.

like there’s one time bruce decides to take damien to the movies, and jason is just beside himself.

like the conversation would be like:

JASON: So, let me get this straight—you took Damian to a movie.

BRUCE: He asked.

JASON: Oh, and I wouldn’t have wanted to see Kung Fu Panda 4 with you?!

BRUCE: You were busy.

JASON: Busy taking down a cartel. Which, by the way, I learned from you. I deserve quality time!

BRUCE: Jason—

JASON: No. No excuses. You’ll learn.

Jason storms off. Five minutes later, an alert pops up on the Batcomputer.

BATCOMPUTER: Warning: Batmobile rear tires have been removed.

BRUCE: …Jason.

Cut to Jason outside, rolling two Batmobile tires away, cackling.

[laniidae-passerine]

There’s a very easy way to get around the fact that Assad is unable to pass for a teeenager if the show wants to adapt TVA and that’s to rely on the theme of unreliable narration. Armand begins retelling his history and according to him, he looked like he was in his early adulthood. No older than twenty four, for sure, but also not any younger than twenty. And then, just when the audience has bought it, just when this version of events has been presented as the truth for long enough, someone questions it. Asks if he really looked like that. Asks if he’s being honest with himself. And for the briefest moment, we flashback to Amadeo, the age he was when Marius first saw him. Beaten, shackled, afraid. And undeniably a child.

[ninyard]

fox tweets (pt 2.5) ((ft. jeremy))

[babyspacebatclone]

I can double knit seamless bags in the dark, it’s great fun and I can totally tell by touch if things go wrong.

Fixing them, yeah, that takes light. But you build the skills.

I recommend people learn how to fold origami cranes. There’s a really tricky bit where you go from square base to bird base, but once you master that…

Just keep folding. You’ll reach a reasonable “With my eyes closed” where you find the edges by feel, and you’re a wizard too!!

Alien: how are you doing that task with your eyes closed?

Human, knitting with their eyes closed: muscle memory.

Alien: muscle what now?

Human, opening their eyes: our muscles learn how to perform tasks without us thinking about it. So I can close my eyes while I knit because I know how a stitch should feel, and my muscles can do it with very little visual supervision.

Alien: you can do regular tasks without seeing what you're doing? You just do these tasks automatically? Because your muscles have their own brain?? That's terrifying!

Human: that's not quite...

Alien: fucking terrifying

Human: OK yeah sure that's how it works. Why not.

[catgrandpa]

If anything happens to this kid I can not be held accountable for my actions.

[scriblesandbits]

So god created us in his image, right? And that’s cool and all but what if it turns out god, like, hates his own image??? What then????

[chronic-optimistt]

okay so andriel is like the exact opposite of an insufferable couple. but they do partake in one singular typical insufferable couple activity. footsies. i’ll go to war over this take

like these bitches cannot be sitting across from each other without commencing in full out combat between their shoes. there is no mercy. keeping to ourselves like normal people? nah! let’s put our partners calf in a chokehold! first to cut off the circulation wins!

[ellexamor]

one of my biggest fears is that when jjk finishes airing, the fandom/fan content is gonna disappear like how it did with aot.

[turtleblogatlast]

I love Raph and haven’t said that enough so to be more specific I love that Raph is a soft boy who loves bear plushies, a gross boy who eats an assortment of things that are definitely better left alone, a smart boy who is more than capable of taking down villains through planning and fortitude alike, a strong boy who is dedicated to training his muscles and fighting prowess, a teenage boy who loves his brothers but is more than happy to tease and roughhouse with them, an angry boy who sometimes lets his anger take a hold of him to cover the fear, a gentle boy who is generous with hugs and affirmations to those he loves, a capable boy who takes on more than should ever be expected of a teenager, a good boy who just wants to be a hero and slowly comes to realize the cost of that duty, a good boy who has no reservations about putting himself in the way of harm coming to his family, a good boy who’s a great brother and son and person and deserves only the best the world has to offer.

[thehargreevesfam]

is it just me but it feels like five got dumbed down and nerfed the most in terms of his powers? Five didn’t see Ben steal the marigold, he didn’t figure out the CIA was part of the keepers but Luther did? What? No hate to Luther at all, I love that oaf but it doesn’t feel like FIVE!

Not to mention he was the ONLY one whose powers weren’t working or he couldn’t use to his advantage? Like what? Five? FIVE??? He should’ve figured out the teleporting thing. He should’ve figured out the subway. One opportunity I think the writers didn’t use is as the seasons progress five gains a deeper understanding of time travel and he’s able to figure it out more and more, so it comes full circle from s1 when he got stuck in the apocalypse because he didn’t understand time travel, but they don’t do that!! Like is this the same five who figured out what the sigil was in the s3 finale?

One reason I loved five was his intelligence but it doesn’t feel like it in s4

[laniidae-passerine]

positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond

[frozenfrogz]

Me if I get queerbaited for the 47th time

[koolaidashley]

I’m headed out for a like week can u guys keep an eye on my son for me while I’m gone Thanks ☺️👍🏻

[a-list-of-moods]

Liberal purism and holier-than-thou attitudes are killing us. The more we fight with each other and break our base, the less progress we make as we split hairs and split votes. Queer people, we’re all faggots to the right. Liberals and leftists, we’re all libtards to them. If we fight each other, we make it easier for them.

Compromise is necessary sometimes guys, and it sucks, but it’s just the truth. It’s why the conservatives have made steady progress to create a world where this shit can happen and why we have trouble with patchwork success.

Build each other up, guys. Join forces instead of aiding our oppressors in tearing each other down. Take my hand. Please.