#Don’t let this happen
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Just thought of this
Thought about the cursed cat Alastor replacing squished adam
#lovegiroke#hazbin hotel#meme#cursed cat alastor#squished adam#Don’t let this happen#hazbin alastor#alastor#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin adam#the show must go on#hazbin hotel alastor#Adam#Cursed meme#battle#love them both#love them so much
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The thing that pisses me off about birthdays is that all your childhood people assure you that this is the day when you’re the specialest little girl in the whole world, and then you grow up and it’s just. A day.
You still have to work. You still have to study. Pass your exams. Make food. Some people you talk to today don’t even know it’s your birthday.
Also, growing old? That’s some bullshit. I was sixteen yesterday, I’m turning 22, I will be 38 tomorrow. What’s next, 50? 60? 80? I can’t believe I’m that old, I’m too young to turn the age I’m about to be.
I’m scared.
#I’m too old#I’m too young#I’m every age#I have no age#I can’t be#let me stay in this age#I don’t want to be older#I don’t want my birthday#don’t let this happen#don’t make me#bullshit#birthday#birthday depression
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😭😭😭😭😭
Guys I can't get this line out of my head as we approach the endgame here like wasn't it the same scene Hunter promised she'd never go back to Kamino too lol oh no send help.
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fox tweets (pt 2.5) ((ft. jeremy))
#me two days ago: be nice to Kevin hes doesn’t even know how to be a person :(#me today: LETS BE MEAN TO KEVIN#roast him guys!!!#also if you haven’t seen my other posts this one is a JOKE#I don’t really believe this would happen in canon#but it’s funny so enjoy#Andrew is a menace#Kevin day#Neil josten#jeremy Knox#allison Reynolds#Nicky hemmick#aftg#tfc#tsc#all for the game#in universe memes#mine
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If anything happens to this kid I can not be held accountable for my actions.
#I actually couldn’t stop taking screenshots#I took 21 but tumblr mobile won’t let me post them all 🙄#wtf he’s so precious and perfect and RAAAHHHH INTO MY POCKET WITH YOU BOY#no don’t mention anything bad that happens to him yes I already know#batfam#dcu#batman#dc comics#batman and robin#Batman & Robin: year one (2024)#shut up grandpa#dick grayson#robin#robin!dick
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There’s a very easy way to get around the fact that Assad is unable to pass for a teeenager if the show wants to adapt TVA and that’s to rely on the theme of unreliable narration. Armand begins retelling his history and according to him, he looked like he was in his early adulthood. No older than twenty four, for sure, but also not any younger than twenty. And then, just when the audience has bought it, just when this version of events has been presented as the truth for long enough, someone questions it. Asks if he really looked like that. Asks if he’s being honest with himself. And for the briefest moment, we flashback to Amadeo, the age he was when Marius first saw him. Beaten, shackled, afraid. And undeniably a child.
#allows you to have a TVA storyline where an age appropriate performer is acting it all out#since we CANNOT have Armand’s story portrayed by an actual child#but you just know Armand imagines himself as an adult. he blames himself. he was grown he had agency#but the truth is he was a child. a child who was abused and assaulted and forced to endure horror on horror#and this way you get the story AND the impact of ‘oh. you were a child. this happened to you and you were a child’#and you know he’s lying but this time it’s sympathetic to him. he lies because he has to#because admitting the truth will just shatter him#and I don’t think it should be Daniel to say ‘that’s not true. is it?’#(personally I think it should be Louis. who knows him so incredibly well. and that can be the place for forgiveness#for a reminder that Armand is horrible because of the horrors. and Louis accepting that and being properly let in for the first time.#77 years but only now and here is when I properly see you. and now we can love each other right.)#iwtv#interview with the vampire#Armand#tva#the vampire armand
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I can double knit seamless bags in the dark, it’s great fun and I can totally tell by touch if things go wrong.
Fixing them, yeah, that takes light. But you build the skills.
I recommend people learn how to fold origami cranes. There’s a really tricky bit where you go from square base to bird base, but once you master that…
Just keep folding. You’ll reach a reasonable “With my eyes closed” where you find the edges by feel, and you’re a wizard too!!
Alien: how are you doing that task with your eyes closed?
Human, knitting with their eyes closed: muscle memory.
Alien: muscle what now?
Human, opening their eyes: our muscles learn how to perform tasks without us thinking about it. So I can close my eyes while I knit because I know how a stitch should feel, and my muscles can do it with very little visual supervision.
Alien: you can do regular tasks without seeing what you're doing? You just do these tasks automatically? Because your muscles have their own brain?? That's terrifying!
Human: that's not quite...
Alien: fucking terrifying
Human: OK yeah sure that's how it works. Why not.
#hobbies#knitting#crochet#origami#humans are space orcs#humans are space oddities#humans are space australians#humans are terrifying#when we get bored#don’t let this happen
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nooo don’t hurt him he has a baby to feed 😭
#quick doodle#and it works every time#nooo don’t be mad at me I’m a single mother noooo look at my baby isn’t he cute 😭😭#let his cute baby face calm you down 🥺🥺🥺#macaque is still mad at wukong but he can’t yell in baby xiaotian’s direction#that coward!!#digital art#my art#lmk sun wukong#lmk macaque#lmk mk#lego monkie kid#lmk xiaotian#lmk sunburst duo#shadowpeach#one of these days I’m just gonna straight up draw wukong breastfeedingWHO SAID THAT#ya know if anyone was ever to trigger my furry arc I’m glad it was sun wukong the best furry to exist#that monkey is goat right there#if mk was a baby monkey from the beginning there would be no bad things happening#nobody can bear to make him cry :(#can’t destroy the world that would make baby sad…
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okay so andriel is like the exact opposite of an insufferable couple. but they do partake in one singular typical insufferable couple activity. footsies. i’ll go to war over this take
like these bitches cannot be sitting across from each other without commencing in full out combat between their shoes. there is no mercy. keeping to ourselves like normal people? nah! let’s put our partners calf in a chokehold! first to cut off the circulation wins!
#and they don’t let it show on their faces either#completely impassive#it usually occurs when they’re in the middle of a conversation with somebody and they can’t show any external evidence on what’s happening#andriel#all for the game hc#all for the game#aftg#the foxhole court#tfc#andrew minyard#neil josten
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I love Raph and haven’t said that enough so to be more specific I love that Raph is a soft boy who loves bear plushies, a gross boy who eats an assortment of things that are definitely better left alone, a smart boy who is more than capable of taking down villains through planning and fortitude alike, a strong boy who is dedicated to training his muscles and fighting prowess, a teenage boy who loves his brothers but is more than happy to tease and roughhouse with them, an angry boy who sometimes lets his anger take a hold of him to cover the fear, a gentle boy who is generous with hugs and affirmations to those he loves, a capable boy who takes on more than should ever be expected of a teenager, a good boy who just wants to be a hero and slowly comes to realize the cost of that duty, a good boy who has no reservations about putting himself in the way of harm coming to his family, a good boy who’s a great brother and son and person and deserves only the best the world has to offer.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt raph#rise raph#he’s so wonderful frfr#my poor boy is traumatized but still so proud of what they accomplished because they’re HEROES#what started as something fun - Saturday morning cartoon-like heroes vs villains esque - soon becomes his calling#and he loses himself a little along the way#because the world is TERRIFYING now#if they don’t do something about the bad things in the world then worse things will come#and Raph CARES too much to let it happen#even at the expense of his own happiness and youth#and he luckily reigns back that fear - knowing his family is there to keep an eye out with him#and he finally lets himself be a kid again#he’s very well rounded and his flaws are so good because (like the others) they are ALSO his strengths#I like how it’s softly implied that bears are his fav animal too bc that’s cute af#headcanon that he likes them so much because a stuffed bear was the first toy splinter managed to get Raph#but yeah one of my favorite things about tmnt is that the characters are well rounded and rottmnt exemplifies that immensely#with raph being no exception!!#amazing big brother and character#there’s a REASON in my tmnt main character tierlist he’s S tier!!!!#hot take but in terms of who should be leader I think it should be less who’s the better leader-#-and more who’s the better leader FOR THIS SPECIFIC MISSION#bc all four can be great leaders fight me on that#APRIL can as well 100%#doesn’t need a designated leader for them to succeed#they just need ~communication~#one of my favorite things tying Raph and Leo together is that they both *hide*#I’ve talked about Leo’s many masks a lot but Raph has one too#and it’s the mask of a hero - the mask of the protector
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is it just me but it feels like five got dumbed down and nerfed the most in terms of his powers? Five didn’t see Ben steal the marigold, he didn’t figure out the CIA was part of the keepers but Luther did? What? No hate to Luther at all, I love that oaf but it doesn’t feel like FIVE!
Not to mention he was the ONLY one whose powers weren’t working or he couldn’t use to his advantage? Like what? Five? FIVE??? He should’ve figured out the teleporting thing. He should’ve figured out the subway. One opportunity I think the writers didn’t use is as the seasons progress five gains a deeper understanding of time travel and he’s able to figure it out more and more, so it comes full circle from s1 when he got stuck in the apocalypse because he didn’t understand time travel, but they don’t do that!! Like is this the same five who figured out what the sigil was in the s3 finale?
One reason I loved five was his intelligence but it doesn’t feel like it in s4
#also like. his snark was gone#he was calmer which you could say was because of its Been 6 years#but like. they don’t show us what happened in those 6 years#the umbrella academy#number five#five hargreeves#this is a half assed post bc my thoughts are kinda jumbled up sorry lol#he was just more. passive this season? less proactive?#and less observant#like it was Lila’s idea to stop Ben from going on the mission#and that’s fine. but it didn’t really feel like five#if they let him figure out time travel the plot would be over if#ig*
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I’m headed out for a like week can u guys keep an eye on my son for me while I’m gone Thanks ☺️👍🏻
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jon snow is the only male character i’ve seen treated like a woman by a fandom but i love misandry so i stand with you guys. you strip him of all canon traits to fit whatever ship you want and make him a yes man to whichever woman you prefer that day and i think that’s beautiful
“jon will bow to his wife after making her queen, he’ll want none of her power and only live to serve her” jon barely bowed to absentee robb without having to grit his teeth and swallow his vomit but i’m dead serious when i say it’s payback for what people do to women characters so yes! jon will become a house husband bc why not
#no offense to the people who think they’re reading a 7 book slowburn romance series. we’ve all been there at least once#like yessssss let’s make men props too#or alternatively everybody could learn how to read but i don’t see that happening#jon snow#asoiaf#valyrian scrolls#valyrianscrolls
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It would be nice to read a Superman comic that’s more Clark than Kal.
It would be nice to read a Batman comic where Bruce does more good as himself for the issues than as Batman.
It would be nice to see Diana in one of her many jobs like a museum curator bringing beautiful pieces of history to light for people to marvel at or as a diplomat.
It would be nice to see Barry solving crimes with his forensic science without bolting off between every discovery to handle things as Flash.
It would be wonderful to read a story about these awesome heroes that was focused on what good their other identities do, with their heroic personas as background instead of the other way around. I hardly hear of stories that last more than a few issues or an arch that gives us a nice long look into their civilian lives, if anyone knows any longer arcs like this I’d love to read them.
#clark kent#superman#bruce wayne#batman#diana prince#wonder woman#barry allen#the flash#it took a lot of power not to throw Billy in#I really do love civilian moments#not the peaks of it between fights#I seriously do think these could be fun or even exciting if dc wanted them to be#especially if they don’t do a ‘Bruce Wayne accused of murder’ plot again#bc that happens with alarming frequency I wonder how CPS lets him still adopt kids#gimmie some mystery’s with Clark#gimmie some political goodness with Diana#gimmie that greatest hits list of Brucie Wayne as a good ol fashioned comedy#gimmie gimmie#dc#dc comics#comics
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me n moze say good morning to the world !!! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ
art by @rabbbitseason of course <3
#🐦⬛🐕 .#<-#hehe i took inspo from kai’s rb of my mb:>#MY FIRST MOEVIE COMM#this is queued#im asleep (at least i should be by the time this is posted) but it’s a mystery as to how i will fall asleep knowing i would have to#close my eyes and not actively stare at this for the rest of my life#full factory reset i really don’t know what i would even say to this 🥹 im just#things i would do for bitti : anything! i cannot think of something i wouldn’t do for her#i gave her the most cursed ref known to mankind and she came up with this im so 🥹 thank you so much … your art blows me away every time ….#i may pass out seeing him in your style … the way you did his hands and he’s so big#this is me -> ໒꒰ྀི o̴̶̷̤ ̯o̴̶̷̤ ꒱ྀི১ at this HSJDNCN aaaaaa 🥹#i will also state the very obvious and say that bitti is such a pleasure to work with ajsnxnkck ….. please im on my knees#when i saw this- my stomach literally flipped inside out and my ears were ringing .. and my heart was beating a million beats per second#if bitti’s comms were open for eternity & i won the lottery- i would commission so many mozes ….. the world would be full of bitti’s mozes.#^ though that sounds terrible for bitti … im so sorry#i swear that won’t happen i would never do that to you#he is sooooo yum in your style (severe & outrageous understatement)#but what i can do is stare at this all day#THANK YOU BITTI UEUEJJSJS 🥹🥹🥹 I HOPE UR PILLOWS R ALWAYS COLD !!!#not even aventurine’s shield can protect me from the 100000000 damage i took from this /pos#such a shield doesn’t exist in the hsr realm or the real world !!!#evie.ss#IM KIND OF ANGRY THAT I KNOW THERES NOTHING I CAN SAY TO EXPRESS HOW I FEEL !!!!! WHAT COULD I SAY >:#WHAT AN ODD FEELING WHERE I AM reduced to my knees but from positive emotions alone …#im so dizzy /pos let me stop here this is already so long omg 🥹#edit: dude /gn my screen time is gonna skyrocket because im still staring with such a dopey smile on my face ahsndnxkc gosh im happy :’) th#thank you so much bitti …. this means so much to me#i literally can not put into words how much this has made my entire year :’)) im so soft im so happy
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positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond
#his outfits are busted he’s cosplaying a vampire as an adult man and on top of it he’s blond#if he was a real guy who came out of nowhere I would think he was so cringe#and iwtv fans are like ‘oh we love him! we would always love him!!!’ LIES#you are on the HATER WEBSITE you are simply partially sexualising him and then rolling your eyes at Lestat/Reader band fic#while reblogging hate tweets (made by armand). don’t look in my eyes and tell me you don’t think he’s a little cringe.#does it matter how camp a man is if straight women want to fuck him. I think not. site of haters we’d be on armand’s side#and also you’d wanna fuck Daniel. as recent trends show#the x reader fic swiftie aesthetic girlies would love Lestat#they want to be a rockstar’s gf#but the gay gore amc hbo nbc bitches would take one look at Daniel crazy geriatric homosexual#who claims to be a vampire and is now touring around with another separate guy claiming to be a vampire#and they would (as they are a currently doing) posting shit like#‘hey is vampire peepaw kinda sexy. like I’d let him bite me. Lestat can die but Daniel come and get it grandpa’#lestat is nothing this is daniel’s time. in the reality where this is actually happening to us and not a tv programme#iwtv#interview with the vampire#rockstar lestat#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire lestat#daniel molloy
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