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Has any remake been good? Like, I honestly never saw a single one
I heard The Little Mermaid was good but I think it's because Disney took their time with it. I haven't watched it yet because I think I might cry and shit, but the streets loved it. Every other movie was trash.
Lion King: Trash
Jungle Book: Trash
Mulan: Garbage because they didn't have any musical numbers and they tried to make it gritty.
Alladin was alright but Will Smith stole the show. It was basically Genie: The Movie.
Cinderella was cute but the lack of charm ruined some parts of it. I felt like they wanted to make Cinderella for adults but adults who want to see Cinderella wants to see unrealistic magical shit. I'm trying to escape reality, baby girl.
The Snow White trailer didn't do it for me and the girl who is playing Snow White is so annoying. The first press interviews about it were a disaster.
And baby we aren't gonna talk about what they did to my baby Belle and her man.
So that's why I'm worried about Lilo & Stich. I honestly think the remakes are a quick cash grab and I hate that for Disney. Disney used to pump out original projects that set the standard for the film industry for decades. There are so many storybook classics and folklores that haven't gotten the Disney treatment yet but if they hire good writers they, can create new stories. Eventually, Disney will acknowledge this and give us what we want but that will only happen when they lose enough money.
#I swear I'm not a Disney adult I just love the movies because they make me feel good and shit#but yeah dawg#Disney is fucking up#And that wrongful death situation is gonna make them lose so much money#asks
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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES
You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable
THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
#I’m so mad everyone I’m sorry I’m going to make sure EVERYONE sees the proper version of mcc this year or die trying#literally this song is so important to the narrative and the film is so fucking hollow without it#if you grew up with disney’s bullshit version and thought it was good WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS SHIT#please. please watch the REAL version of this film. it means a lot to me ok#the muppet christmas carol#for the love of god please people
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Phantom Menace Poster 1999 | Empire Magazine 2024
#oh fuck yeah#whoever came up with this i love you#also I am once again asking Disney#give hayden a Vader series#he would crush#give him any role get him off that farm#we need his face#hayden christensen#anakin skywalker#darth vader#jake lloyd#tpm#empire magazine#photoshoots
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He clung to me with all his might, like I was the only thing anchoring him in this world. The young man who I had accompanied for centuries was now a sobbing mess clinging to my upper body. I had trouble holding someone as big as him, even resting my chin on his shoulder seemed impossible. My right hand stroked his raven hair as the other grazed his back, which caused his sobs to lessen in intensity. In that moment I saw no mage nor prince Infront of me, but a boy, my boy.
My past self would have thought it inappropriate to see him that way. He was of noble heritage and his blood bares no resemblance to mine. But even now, when I am no longer able to hold him comfortably, he was and will always be my son.
The days I have lived severely outweigh the ones to come. I made a promise to spend them loving with everything I have, so that he may have enough left over when I am no longer by his side.
#good morning twst nation :D#this is lowkey cringe but they are rotting my pea sized brain#idk what kind of seasoning they put in chapter 7#but its fucking me up#disney twst#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#lilia vanrouge#malleus draconia#twst lilia#twisted wonderland lilia#twst malleus#twisted wonderland malleus#ttcnt headcannon ramble#ttcnt sketchbook
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funny streamers i like have been 'playing' kingdom hearts union x and I haven't finished the vod yet but they're on some cinderella quests and i was overcome with Man I Should Watch Cinderella Again. i remember watching that movie all the time as a kid having such strong feelings about it (i am not paying for it as I watch it now)(I own the dvd)(am I watching it on the dvd? that's a secret I'll never tell) and I was having a good time before suddenly it ruined it bc I forgot and was reminded how they just made a cat evil for no reason. maybe the strong feelings were i hated it
#hi. beforei was bullied for being queer i was bullied for liking and owning cats and strange as that sounds.#cats as a whole were very villified in media i saw growing up and by peopl around me and i Didnt Understand#i still dont! i think you all were just stupid.#free lucifer my man did nothing wrong. idc#how can the movie call cinderella the pinnacle of goodness and kindness when the fucking cat doesnt like her. i dont think so ☝️#anyway fuck btw. i didnt and will not pay for this movie or any ever again and havwnt for years now#sorry that started as a very personal deep seated Beef but became General. you should boycott disney they are funding a genocide#words from the monarch#cinderella
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We all know if Perry could talk Phineas And Ferb wouldn’t be on Disney Channel
#People know I won’t be normal about this episode#Years of rage and frustration built up#perry the platypus#platypus#phineas and ferb#phineas and ferb fanart#agent p#cartoon#cartoons#chibi tiny tales#chibiverse#disney#disney channel#let him say fuck
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The Rise and Fall of a Midwest… *squints at notes* Symbiote???
I just know he’d love Chappell Roan.
I didn’t live the way I laid out the bubbles, so I’ll prob redo this. :]
But yeah! I watched Venom 2 recently (and then 1 again) and loved it — albeit not as much as the first. I find that I typically enjoy the original more, the sequel less, and then love the third when it comes to movies. I haven’t seen The Last Dance yet but I fear it will rip my heart out. : ‘)
I cannot stress how much I’ve always loved the idea of symbiotes and hosts and what-not — but the movie has made me appreciate Eddie Brock and Venom specifically sooo much.
Little weirdos. Absolute freaks. 🫶🏼
#venom x eddie#venom#eddie brock#venom movie#venom 1#venom 2#venom 2018#venom: let there be carnage#carnage#symbrock#venom symbiote#symbiosis#carnage symbiote#symbiote suit#perfect symbiosis#carlton drake#Carlton drake can suck a pp!!!#so glad he’s dead#rip 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽#but not actually#I hope he rests so unpeacefully#I wanna be Eddie Brock when I grow up#but like not break a pretty lady’s heart#Anne is so pretty stg#I mean so is Eddie#and Dan#ugh they’re all pretty#idk#sony venom#fuck Disney making all the super hero movies so soft
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losing my mind a little bit at the percy jackson tv show trailer because the quips? the actors?? the goddamn cover of Riptide going on in the background???? Middle school me would’ve been going NUTS and I’d be lying if I said I’m not at least a little delighted I can indulge her with this show
#I really want it to be good!! I want it to bring in a new group of pjo fans!!#I wanna share the good book stories with the new kids!!#I wanna bring more of em into the percy jackson to studying classics in college pipeline!!#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson tv show#annabeth chase#grover underwood#pjo tv show#pjo series#percy jackson series#please don’t fuck it up disney
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"For who could ever learn to love a beast?"
A monster Fucker. That's an easy question.
#beauty and the beast#i was watching beauty and the beast and i just came up with this in the moment#disney#monster fuqqer#monster fudger#monster fucker#monster#save your life fuck a monster#beast fucker#alien fucker
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OKAY WAS NO ONE GOING TO TELL ME THERE IS A DISNEY LES MISERABLES COMIC?!
HELP I AM CONVULSING
#I need to make an individual post about this but I know Les mis is a very famous story that most everyone knows of#But as a member of the smaller (and pretty gay centric) fandom on tumblr#whenever I see it mentioned anywhere else my ears prick up like a dogs and I turn slowly#Also Donald being Maruis is so fucking funny#Les Miserables#Les mis#Disney#Donald duck#scooge mc duck#Ducktales#Polaris post#op
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Fuck Bob Iger, Fuck David Zsaslav, Fuck all these corporate pieces of shit who have wanted to remove the humanity and soul from the art for increased revenue streams who made it so none of us own any of the art we love, we all only rent it.
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“I warned you. If you're not careful, you'll find out who I am.”
PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS 1x07
#500#100#sliced bread#bread stuff#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#pjoedit#pjo tv show#pjo series#percy jackson tv show#percy jackson#grover underwood#annabeth chase#percabeth#disney#the lightning thief#pjosource#pjotvedit#percyjacksonedit#tvedit#poseidon#toby stephens#riordanverse#alright......... i stayed up til 2am to make these gifs a week ago and never posted them. bon appetit#i thought this quote was fucking great but it was kinda a pain to time these gifs out#i need to make a parallel post using the same quote but for now here's the actual scene
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Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.
Kamala 2024!
If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.
But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.
#personal#answered#anonymous#i mean let's be clear here no president is gonna attempt to be progressive ever again within my lifetime#because joe biden tried to do like 25% of that and got ZERO fucking credit#he did so much on healthcare on reform on loans on so many social issues and for all his litany of failings on i/p#he has been distinctly harsher on netanyahu than a good chunk of dems and certainly the entire republican party#for the first time since i was four we are not involved in any wars as americans and that is thanks to joe biden#but the thing is that he gets no credit for any of it!#him pulling out of afghanistan caused his approvals to tank in a way that never recovered#and leftists gave him FUCK ALL for it#they gave him nothing they just continued whining that even tho he cancelled a bajillion in student loans#he didn't actually cancel a QUADRILLION dollars so both parties are the same and voting is the most arduous task known to man#no democrat who is running is going to forget that catering to leftist/progressive policies gets them zero leeway with those supporters#that it not only tanks numbers but you still get constant haranguing about it anyway#so they're not gonna do it#we are gonna get fuckall for at least a good fifty years#and anything we get will be utterly in SPITE of people like you anon it will happen in spite of everything you've done#mostly because of people like me and mine who understand that voting is the bare minimum#and that for the democratic process to work the way you want it to you need to participate and not pitch a fucking fit#like a four year old who was told they can't go to disney this weekend#like i know you ratfuckers are happy this played out because this is all a game to you and you don't actually care#but that's why i've got zero faith in you people and why i'm glad it's my kind of folks#actual die hard democrats who have always been hardliners for supporting democrats in every possible election#who are picking up the slack and donating to harris and supporting her agenda#which is the exact same as biden's because she's his vice president and they share they same platform#because that's what they were both running on! twice!#anyway fuck you please feel free to find a necktie and test how tall your doorframe is
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((shows up to Willow 2 yrs late)) I LOVE THEM
#no fR DISNEY ARE FUCKING EVIL FOR CANCELLING THIS SHOW AND THEN STRAIGHT UP REMOVING ALL EPISODES FROM THEIR PLATFORM????????#the wORST#willow#willow tv show#willow 2022#savewillow#kitjade#kit tanthalos#jade claymore#ruby cruz#erin kellyman#fanart#they deserve 2 more seasons!!!!!!!!!!!#also while i was drawing this I imagined that kit was having a big bitch about some new dumb thing Airk has done (which she does constantly#and Jade is just like. yes my princess of course my princess (giving kit the eyebrow and trying not to laugh)#Jade is just helplessly fond#and Kit keeps telling the story bc she loves it when Jade smiles#ok im done#theyre in love ur honour#tanthamore
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this is going to cause irl conflict between siblings
#floyd giving jade the bombastic side eye when they wake up.#CHAPTER 7 DESTROYING FAMILIES.#ngl i'd be mad too#i support you floyd if you want to hold resentment towards jade when you wake up#no fansubs out yet so idk exactly what is going on#but it's probably something like#jade: look at my beautiful dream npc brother floyed. he's special but it's ok i love him :)#floyd: what the fuck. what the fuck is wrong with you. fuck you. omg. fuck you.#twst spoilers#twst chapter 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland chapter 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland#twst#floyd leech#jade leech#disney twst#disney twisted wonderland#twst chapter 7#my posts
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