#Dinner Habits

[kacievvbbbb]

Look Mihawk’s eyes definitely glow in the dark and this fact definitely threw Shanks of the first time he learned it which coincidently was during their *coughs* first time. But it’s kind of hot and he’s grown used to it now……mostly.

Because you know Mihawk is definetly the type of dude to never turn on a light ever and with his propensity for staring unblinkingly and his half hazard middle of the night sleeping habits. It’s a bit of a bit of a problem .

the years Shanks has lost of his life waking up to a floating pair of shimmering golden and ringed eyes staring at him in complete darkness he will never gain back and are best not talked out.

Also imagine if Mihawk is prone to midnight snacking (making up for all the food he doesn’t eat during the day to maintain his vampiric reputation) so many a red haired pirate have woken the ship with Shrieks having stumbled into the very dark kitchen to see a pair of otherworldly eyes completely demolishing a plate of leftovers or an entire charcuterie board staring right into their soul.

Ben and Yasopp have almost shot him multiple times(with only one of those times being on purpose) Many a crew member has solicited Shanks to get his boyfriend exorcised and the ship cleansed. In 2 years the closest Zoro ever came to cutting Mihawk was while blindly flailing his swords around in the dark trying to fend of the kitchen demon that besieged him during his midnight beer run. This will happen every night, they never talk about it. Zoro never figures out it’s Mihawk and is pretty sure the Kitchen is haunted. Won’t keep him from his midnight protein shake (he is no longer allowed beer)

Perona is the only person who is even slightly normal about this (she lived on thriller bark floating pair of eyes in the dark is child’s play) she just switches on the very bright white kitchen lights, effectively blinding Mihawk and leaving his terrible posture and he use of his precious kogatana to eat meatballs exposed to the light. She gets a cup of water turns off the light and leaves. The next day Mihawk buys her a new dress they never speak of this again.

[doodleodds]

Still feel like always returning after 2 years? /pos

I'd love to see more of your art if you're still doing it, I love looking at your older art hope you have a great day✨️✨️

Haha yeah, I'm still around! Has it really been two years since I last posted?? Good lord. Here's something summery that I finished up as a thanks for sticking with me :) I hope YOU have a great day! ✨️✨️✨️

bonus image of how many times i had to export to make sure my timing was right lmao

[curapicas]

Writing so good you have a foil at the dinner table

[notdapskie]

this was when i was projecting my own awful habits last november but he literally does this in the fourth game

[ihaveanaversiontodecisions]

Viktor "I'm a grown man stop infantilizing me" Arcane vs Jayce "IM NOT INFANTILIZING YOU IM BEING CHIVALROUS" Talis

[theidiotcritter]

uh oh! Double Trouble!!

[vegan-nom-noms]

Tempeh Burritos

[dawnquafam]

nerdy sweater vest bf x goofy t-shirt bf

[captainhysunstuff]

Uh oh. I dreamed about RadioApple/AppleRadio (Alastor x Lucifer Morningstar and vice versa) from Hazbin Hotel. I’ve been infected. 😅

[mako-neexu]

love that monte cristo still gets summoned. man literally has marriage vow NPs and it wouldnt make absolute sense if he doesnt come running for you beyond the speed of light should you be in trouble/should you simply breathe his name djdbskdbdbx

like him being summoned is such a big thing because summoning means YOU have to make the call but its up to the other end to PICK IT UP like.... why is mutual agreement so sexy it just makes me so unwell fucjcjckk.

because considering Id chapter, he shouldnt answer it anymore for the sake of making sure the human foundation grade has gone up but THEN YOU REMEMBER WHY THESE NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SUMMON EXTRA CLASSES ARE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! theyre only here bc they care about this stupid human!!!!!!! who is so much like a dazzling star for everyone aboard this ship!!!!! so dantes answered the call, took guda's hand and allowed himself to materialize!!!!!!! bc no matter what, he wants to be there for his accomplice!!!! despite everything, he cares about you he loves you so much and if youre still willing to hold out a hand despite the cruelty he did to you, then hes a fool NOT to take it the moment he sees that star shining his way argghghgggghhhhjgjgkgmg

[oifaaa]

The one who said slice of unbuttered bread that’s what I was thinking of when I called u a low level beta but Tim is top tier omega just fyi

Damn you see me as unbuttered bread I'd be insulted if I didn't literally have just a piece of unbuttered bread for my breakfast this morning - but yeah I refuse Tim being an omega I just refuse that boys a beta through and through infact new test to see if you understand Tim as a character which abo alignment is he if you say anything other then beta you don't understand Tim

[sondheim-girly]

hey what if parents just stopped commenting on their kids weight and eating habits? Idc what they’re saying, if it’s perceived as “positive” or “negative” or even if it’s completely neutral, just don’t. Fucking. Do it.

[skinreflectsthesun]

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[vegan-nom-noms]

20 Min Vegan Rainbow Stir Fry

[dellamortte]

oughhhh when rook was in the fade prison, do u think lucanis would make a cup of rook’s favourite drink and sit with it, not to drink it himself but just because the smell would remind him of rook and it would give him (+ spite) some comfort

[doedipus]

the thing is that I generally do get along pretty well with my folks these days, I just cannot fucking stand living with them