#Dinner!

[skeletemme]

DINNER! (femtanyl)

HI HI! sorry for the absence, I've been busy lol

ANYWAY, HERES OUR BOY MUTT

[iwantmycarkeysback]

hi giys

cccos mo .......... i need him soo bad when does the update come o ut

mild blood // organ warning

i didnr kmnow what to put for the burger so i just. looked up a pic of a heart

OG image ^_^

[emphasisonthehomo]

I’ve remembered that I’m an adult can I can just have deviled eggs whenever I want.

[shorterstrides-fasterpace]

Dinner time!

Yum yum!! It went together quick 😁 and boy did I need it!!! Felt much better after dinner. Now enjoy some folk(ish) music and sea shanties.

[flannelandcocoa]

[sadistic-softie]

DINNER!

P-P-P-P-Put him in a rot cage! Scumbag!Eat shit bitch! You look fuc-king divií̷̹̌̆n̷̫̰͊͝e̸̢̦̝̻̥͓̳͛̾̋ͅ!

Put him in a hard place! I scratch your back! In re-turn, you peel off mḭ̸̹̒͗͗̅̕͝n̸͉̳͊̒͗̾͑̕͠ͅe̷̢̟͓̗̲̥͂̌͘!

I-I-I-I spit teeth on your grave! You just talk shit online! I-I-I-I.C.U on payday! Try to grow a spine!

S-S-S-S-Sycophant cyclical hyper-digital! Spiders shooting out of your guts! Apartment typical! A part of you that re-fuses not to suck!

I bet you fe-el just gre̴̮̞̖̼̮͚͂̔̎͘͝͠á̵̼̘̼̍́t̵̨̤̦͓͙̍ͅ! Well I feel sublḯ̴͈͈̈́m̶͕͊͠e̶͕̳͈̅̐! Rusted fingers through the grate! Telling me you’re all mine!

Y-Y-Y-Your head is on my hotplate!! P-Paired with a glass of wine-wine-wine!! In water up to your neckk!! You’re running out of time!!

I-I-I guess I got my hopes up I'm just his cash-to-make

Bo-Bo-Born inside a test tube I-broke-the-glass and ran away

Eat. it. it. is. good-for-you I assure you that there's more com-ing your way! Nothing much left to do except fuck it up in every sin-gle way!

I hope you like it! I put my heart inside it! No mat-ter what we do we all end up on someone elses plate!

(̶I̷’̴m̸ ̶a̷t̷ ̸a̸ ̵c̷a̵n̶y̶o̶n̶ ̵w̸i̵t̵h̸ ̶m̷y̴ ̴a̶s̶s̶ ̶a̴n̵d̷ ̷d̸i̴c̸k̸ ̵o̷u̵t̶)̶

[cooking-with-karisa]

Ultimate Twice Baked Potatoes!

[amymybeloved]

haha, Dinner! :D

So lol, DINNER! AU FNCSDJNCSJDFNCFJFND Ran has to make a follow up stream, it was so funn and hnfndnf Im gonna just put all my theories/ things I noticed here <33

Ranboo’s Family:-

Ranboo- Adopted Child (test tube baby)

Freddie- Cousin

Jack- Grandad

Aimsey- Sibling

Eryn- Sibling? I think-

Second Family, That's on the table:-

Billzo- Freddies’ Accomplice?

Guqqie- Aimseys’ s/o

Tommy (Bug boy)- Random guy that for some reason showed up.

Shown Story Quick Recap:-

Ranboo Intros the stream by saying these lines,

“You know getting stabbed, no, murdering someone, no, getting taken over by an evil ancient entity but there is one thing that stands out among all of them, because there is nothing more scary than a family dinner.”

Then proceeds to show late, Aimsey joining first, with a tag along,Guqqie who we later on learn is Xirs s/o. Keep in mind along with bringing someone, they both also wear the wrong style.

Next joins Jack, aka the grandfather, immediately after being seated, he drinks an entire bottle of Wine straight.

(Both Jack, Aimsey and xirs accomplice Quqqie have seemed to hit something on the way)

After that, Freddie joins,with another unexpected guest, Billzo,But this time Freddie seems to have been in correct and formal attire, Billzo, is the complete opposite. Freddie keeps on talking about their trip to the Maldives Along with Bill, but they also seem like they are hiding something.

Then  Eryn joins, as he enters, he has a very loose stance, and brings his own drink, for only himself, He is dressed very casually.

They Carry on at dinner as normal, they were talking

When Tommy just kind of walks in.He calls himself BugBoy and is wearing a very poorly made SpiderMan outfit, he acts very out of place.

…

Freddie keeps on mentioning the Maldives, but keeps reminding Billzo to not talk about the Red Jewel.

We are also part of this dinner, as a guest, But we are very shy and scared, and never respond, we know this because Tommy tries to come up to us.

…

The people are getting ancy and ask when the food is coming, Which Ranboo replies, 

“It's coming soon”

Jack is talking about how he was in the war of Nam.

…

Jack dies, Ranboo revives Him.

(He does this 3 times throughout the dinner)

…

Ranboo tries to calm the situation by telling the table to say one thing they are thankful for.

…

We find out Guqqie and Aimsey are married and have children.

…

Freddie and Aimsey have a bad relationship

…

Ranboo finally announces that the food is here,and everyone is happy.

As Ranboo seemingly gets up to get the food, he grabs the knife from the table, this of which only Freddie notices.

Ranboo confirms that the food is MOST DEFINITELY here.

The screen fades into black, and is written:

The food was not there. The Dinner lasted 100 hours.

Only one survived.

Ranboo will Return.

Head Cannons:-

*COUGH* *COUGH*

IT'S TIME FOR ME TO SHINE

FIRST THINGS FIRST:

The first line: “You know getting stabbed, no, murdering someone, no, getting taken over by an evil ancient entity but there is one thing that stands out among all of them, because there is nothing more scary than a family dinner.”

This is what I THINK this means, Ran was taken over by an ancient entity, and is being told to murder their family because in theory their family dinner is scarier than the entity, so in turn, the entity wants to destroy (Unalive) everything Ran finds more scary.

WE ARE GOING TO THE END:

Ranboo finally announces that the food is here,and everyone is happy.

The food was a knife to the throat, yk not the best, but it is what it is.

Another HC is that everytime they have a guest he serves the guest the previous guests.

Only one survived.

That one person is Aimsey.

Their sidekick

Aimsey back stabs his wife (Guqquie) with the help of Ran quite literally.

And Aimsey also helps hide/cook all the bodies :)

That's It For Now, If I Get More I Will Update This :D

[noodles-and-tea]

Last one from the archives

[oflights]

the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

[aintmyjewelry]

we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art

[chiljax]

i just KNOW vanessa ships poolverine

[edlucavalden]

Learning to eat with your hands.

[varpusvaras]

My favorite fic trope is the "JLA meets the batfam because they arrested Jason as he was undercover and now the family is coming to pick him up" one, but imagine. Jason gets arrested by the JLA while undercover, and is brought in for questioning, but before any of the batfam members even notice that he is gone, Green Arrow walks into the interrogation room.

"It's okay, Superman, you can let him go."

"Green Arrow, Red Hood is a wanted criminal on the JLA:s most wanted list-"

"What? No, no he isn't, that's just Jason."

Superman stares. Jason stares too.

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me, that's just Jason, my son-in-law. You can let him go."

"...your son-in-law is the Red Hood?"

"No? Jason's not the Red Hood, he is just dressed as the Red Hood. He's in a mercenary group with my son, he does that. It's pretty easy to dress up as someone who doesn't show their face for a job. Jason's no Red Hood, let me tell you that. Or I guess I don't have to tell you that, since you've already arrested him."

Jason's not really sure if he wants to murder Oliver or not.

Superman stares. Oliver raises a brow.

"So? Can I have him back, please, we have a family dinner today and we're already a bit late."

"...sure."

Jason gets let out. Oliver throws an arm around his shoulders as they walk towards the zeta tubes.

"I hate you, Queen."

"You're welcome, kiddo."

JLA does leave Jason alone after that, though, because every time they see him outside of Gotham, they just go "oh that's just Jason dressed up as the Red Hood again, move on" and Jason doesn't know if he should be annoyed or not. It does make his work easier, but at the same time, it somehow feels like an insult.