#Diavolo obey me

[rinz-aspirinz]

One of those "someone pisses off someone/something and unrelated people get cursed but it's a funny curse" gags but it's Lucifer, Mephistopheles and Barbatos getting cursed so they can't ever say Diavolo's name without messing it up somehow.

They're all in a meeting together and Barb is serving Dia some tea and he's like "here Lord Diabolo. Diabolo? Dialovo??"

And Lucifer and Mephisto are super confused but when they try to say his name they mess it up even worse. Eventually they can't say "young master" or "your majesty" either so they're all like "here's the paperwork, The Guy I Work For"

[tsukii0002]

Diavolo and Mc looking at a frozen lake in the Devildom

Mc: Dia, *nervous* could I borrow your coat?

Diavolo: Are you cold Mc?

Mc: Well, more than you for sure, you have your coat in your hand *smiling*.

Diavolo: Oh, ha, ha, of course *places the coat on Mc's shoulders*

Mc: So warm *the coat is clearly too big for them and they can hide practically all of their body in it*

Diavolo: …

Barbatos: *picking up the phone* Mc?

Mc: Why is my closet full of Diavolo's clothes????!!!!

Barbatos: Excuse me, What?

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What are you trying to say Diavolo? 😂 😂 😂

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[usagiglamour]

Diavolo: MC, please don't go. You're my only human exchange student.

MC: But what about Solomon??

Diavolo:

Diavolo: Who???

[mammons-lover]

Diavolo (wanders into the House of Lamentation, finding everyone dressed in black): What's going on here?

Belphegor: We’re holding a funeral for Mammon’s hamster.

Diavolo: Oh dear, I didn’t come prepared! No proper attire, and I didn’t bring any flowers.

Belphegor: It’s alright, Diavolo. This is more for Mammon’s sake than anyone else’s. Just take a seat; the service is about to start.

Diavolo looks around: Lucifer looks irritated, Satan and Levi are still digging a hole, Belphie is comforting a sobbing Beel, and Mammon approaches the podium. Diavolo sits next to Lucifer.

Mammon (sniffles): Thank you all for coming to Lucky’s funeral. He was a special guy, even if you didn’t know him.

Lucifer: Diavolo, what brings you here?

Diavolo: I was just stopping by because I was bored. I didn’t know there was a funeral. I’m sorry.

Lucifer: Don’t worry about it. It’s for a hamster.

Diavolo: How did it die?

Lucifer: Beel sat on him.

Diavolo: struggling to contain laughter

Lucifer: Do not laugh. Beel and Mammon are very emotional right now.

Mammon (voice trembling): Lucky had a great life. He loved Cheetos and running on his wheel. But now, thanks to “Beel’s fat ass!” he’s gone.

Asmodeus: Mammon! That’s not cool.

Belphegor: Hey, cut it out. He didn’t mean to!

Mammon (pointing at Beelzebub):  Did you hear him cry out, Beel?! Huh? I’m sure you didn’t, because your fat ass muffled his cries!

Beelzebub runs out of the garden, devastated.

Mammon (drops to his knees, looking up at the sky, crying): They took you too soon, Lucky! You deserved a glorious death, not to be squashed by a pair of cheeks!

Lucifer: Alright, that’s enough. Boys, put the hamster in the ground.

Diavolo: He really loved that hamster, huh? How long did he have it?

Lucifer: A day...

Mammon (throws himself onto Lucky’s grave): LUCKY, I WILL AVENGE YOU!

[obey-me-hoe]

Imagine Dia and Luci being in a meeting and Dia just keeps casually bringing up how beautiful MC is instead of staying on the meeting topic

[sleepiedahlia]

HIS WINGS

FEATURING: LUCIFER,MAMMON,ASMODEUS,BEELZEBUB,DIAVOLO,SIMEON

TW: some suggestive things in some but mostly fluff:)

HIS WINGS (YOU ARE HERE)|HIS TAIL

LUCIFER

-it would take a while for him to show you his wings let alone touch them

-but when he does please be gentle! and make sure it's in private because his pride will get destroyed

-but his wings have this soft feeling and they look very clean from all the care he puts into them

-later on he'll let you help preen them because four wings is a lot for one person

-but it's also a way for him to show how much he loves you and it's good bonding time too!

-his most sensitive place with his wings is where his wings meet with his back

-he really likes when you take your time with each wing because to him it shows you care and are willing to put the time in to help

-and sometimes at night when he lets his wings unravel and let them be out he'll wrap them around you when you cuddle with him

-and the same goes when your in bed too when in the heat of the moment he'll wrap his wings around you to pull you in closer to him

MAMMON

-like lucifer it would take him a bit to let you see his wings but not as long though

-his wings have a leathery feel to them and the ends of his wings like the spikes almost feel like plaster but a little stronger

-he may not put that much care since there not feathery either but he still cleans them once in a while, enough to look like he cleans them more often then he does

-he does let you touch them often though after he gets used to you which is pretty quick and he also likes the attention when you touch them

-his most sensitive area would be then end of his wings

-a lot of times when you cuddle he will also keep them wrapped around you

-his wings are also very useful in the hot summer because he can move his wings around to give cool air:)

ASMODEUS

-he will just ask you to touch them straight up after a week of knowing each other

-his wings look leathery but they don't feel like it they kind of feel like a thin blanket but that still feels really nice

-he will not let anyone else touch his wing except you, he can't have his pretty wings dirty and who know where other demons hands have been!

-he definitely has his wings out around you and he has special masks for his wings to keep them the way they are

-when he cuddles with you it's him laying his head on your chest and his wings wrapping around your waist and his hands around your neck

-he also has his wings out in bed too because he likes to use them to toy with you when your under him

-or it's a situation with you on top and his wings keeping you close by wrapping them around your waist

BEELZEBUB

-he refrained from showing his wings as well because of his sensitive they are and how easily they could get teared up because of how close they are to bugs wings

-but when he does he warns you on how sensitive they are but he will let you touch as much as you want as long as he trusts you

-again his wings are closed related to a flys wings or a bugs wings so they are very thin so they could easily rip apart

-he sometimes has his wings out but not often but he won't cuddle with them out either

-but if you like insect anatomy he will gladly let you look at them to study if you wanted!

DIAVOLO

-so help lucifer if he ever saw you touch diavolos wings he would about be in his grave

-but diavolo would love when you touch his wings!

-his wings are like mammons and feel like leather but around the spikes of his wings feel like silicone or plaster

-he would love if you decorated his wings with things that match him

-but his wings have a decorative shape on the base of his back that goes up his wing and like lucifer where his wings meet his back is his most sensitive place

-he'll cuddle with his wings around you like a protective sheild

-it's a 50/50 if he had them out in bed it's not a total yes or no but when he does he uses them to fan you firming it to cool you both down

SIMEON

-you would have to ask first but you must wash your hands with holy water before touching, ever touch had to be pure

-his wings aren't to sensitive but his wings feel soft and silky every time you touch them

-sometimes his wings feel like a really fuzzy blanket so they are nice to lay on if you have trouble sleeping

-he will let you preen them but again wash your hands with holy water and after you finish cleaning he puts some holy water on his wings

-he will gladly have them out around you and he would love to cuddle you with his wings and the hugs are literally heaven too because his wings are so soft

-he will never have them out in bed his wings need to be pure he needs to feel pure when doing the do

@SLEEPIEDAHLIA

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[justaweasel]

Thinking about MC getting pulled into the Devildom again (not angst I swear)

Just functional adult MC, thinking that time goes slower in the Devildom when, it doesn't.

" *Looking out a window* Hm.."

"What're you thinking about, MC?"

"I wonder what time it is in the human world... I never really thought about it, actually. How does time work here? Does time go slower.. or..?"

"The days you have spend here would be the same as up there."

You just kind of freeze. Like.. what? You have bills to pay. You have a life, a family, or at the very least a dog or some plants to look after. What the heck? No one told you? What about your job???

Depending on what kind of person you are, you'd either freak out (I would too), or just be chill and tell Diavolo.

After a freak out session, I'd RUN to that castle. Does anyone know I went missing? What about my job? Did you send an email at the very least??

Diavolo just kind of deer-in-the-headlights you and Barbatos slowly turns to him.

This is what I like about Obey Me, some stuff, like the MC's background is left to interpretation for different people, and some stuff just makes killer fanfic ideas. So happy times there.

(But fuck Solomare. ;P)

[thegradus2]

Some of my favorite obey me boys in a variety of outfits

[obeymefictionwriting]

Texts Brothers & Dateables Send You [Part 7]

Lucifer: That was the last time you saw me in the maid costume. No more exceptions.

Mammon: If Diavolo asks, I have NO idea where dat old vase is, ‘kay?

Leviathan: Should I grow a beard maybe? TALK TO ME MC I’M BORED 💀

Satan: Of course I’ll take you to that bookshop, sweet girl. I swear you are cuter than a cat.

Asmodeus: Helloooo spa day today! P.S. don’t take your swimsuit, it’s the one with “100% naked” policy 🥰

Beelzebub: Can I take you out tonight? Our team won a match and I want to celebrate with you.

Belphegor: Come back. Now. I don’t mind you drooling on me and I promise I won’t laugh again 😈

Solomon: Yes, I know magic tricks. Ask nicely and I’ll show you 😏

Diavolo: Do trees get sad when the leaves fall off??

Barbatos: MC, sorry for the question but it bothers me a bit. I overhear you referring to me as a “snack”. Do humans really feast on demons or am I misinterpreting something?

Simeon: I feel like going out and looking for inspiration in the wild. Care for a picnic?

Luke: MC, i tried singing to a plant today! I’ll let you know when it blooms!

[leviathans-watching]

omg i love your work!! if posisble, can you do a part 2 to touching their wings and stuff with the dateables or maybe other characters? thank you and take care :D

touching their tails/horns/etc. pt 2

includes: diavolo, barbatos, simeon, mephisto, raphael x/& gn!reader (no pronouns mentioned)

wc: .5k | rated t | m.list | pt 1

a/n: i took a lot of creative liberties with this one, either because their forms haven't been revealed or just because i wanted to so just assume most of this is not canon at all lol

please reblog and like <33

➳ diavolo laughs as you poke at the gilded ends of his wings, taking in the intricate design. “it’s real gold,” he says before you can ask, gesturing to the tips of his horns, “as are these. it’s a birth present to children of our family, laced with magic that let’s it grow and change along with is. it’s a symbol of our wealth, our status.” you reach up to touch his horns, and he leans into your touch, happy to let you explore as you wish. “sometimes i think they’re a bit much, and then i remember who i am,” he continues, and you chuckle, making him laugh again too.

➳ barbatos’ tail twitches as you run your hand along it, obviously surprised by the texture. “that feels good,” he says mildly, and you give him a grin, twisting the end of each forked part between your fingers gently. if it keeps you occupied he’s happy to let you play with his tail for as long as you want. only because of that, obviously. not because he can’t remember the last time, if ever, someone’s touched him like this. or because your touch is soothing something inside of him he hadn’t known needed soothed.

➳ mephisto bows his head for you, letting you feel over the nubs where his horns should have been. “they never grew in quite properly,” he explains, sighing as you scratch gently at his scalp around them, “which is why i don’t often reveal my demon form. it’s a bit embarrassing, isn’t it? of course, my parents offered to have false horns inset, and lord diavolo knows we had the money for it, but, well, that just sounded like a bother.” you press your fingers to hs head, eyes steady, and he’s glad to see you’re not thinking of him any differently.

➳ raphael unfurls his wings, and you catch your breath. he’s often been told that his wings are beautiful, richly colored like a peacock’s, and your reaction goes on to support that opinion. “you can touch, if you’d like,” he offers, and you don’t hesitate, burying your fingers in the downy feathers near where they connect to his back. his head falls back, and a quiet peace goes over the two of you as you stroke your way from base to wing tip, then back, soothing actions putting him on the verge of sleep.

➳ simeon wakes up to the feel of your touch on his wing, soft and hesitant. sometime during the night, he’d transformed into his angel form, wings splayed out and over the bed, almost covering the whole thing in their enormity. they certainly cover you, like a warm, live, down blanket. he twitches instinctively, and you pull your hands back. “no, no,” he says sleepily, “you can keep going. it feels good when you touch me.” he sees you smile and smiles too, even though he’s already being lured back into sleep by your soft strokes across the top of his wing, where the feathers are smooth and packed together.

leviathans-watching's work - please do not copy, repost, or claim as your own

[neoncherry64]

Here’s some lesser known Obey Me trivia I’ve collected- Inspired by @devildomwriter and their fun facts series!

The matching devil hoodies the brothers are shown wearing (in the unlocked art of the SSR cards that contain their human world outfits) were a custom-ordered gift from the brothers to show their appreciation for Lucifer.

To Beelzebub, MC has a distinct scent that smells like “a cake, a donut, or maybe a cookie.”

Belphegor and MC have been caught getting intimate while shrunk in two different devilgrams. Once by Beelzebub, and once by Mammon who purposefully shrank himself to crash their date.

Asmodeus has also kissed MC while he was tiny, but MC was normal size.

You can see what looks like a Nintendo Wii U in the background of Mammon’s room.

In the Obey Me anime, the arcade game “Polybius” can be seen in Leviathan’s room. According to urban legend, Polybius was an arcade cabinet created by the government to mind-control people.

Leviathan thinks that making out while playing video games is “how normie couples do it.” However, he says he’s always wanted to try it.

Beelzebub owns a 200 pound katana. He asked to keep it at RAD because Belphegor complained it was taking up too much space in their room.

Mammon once took MC and Luke for a drive in his convertible. They scolded him for being a reckless driver.

Lucifer is strong enough to win a mechanical bull game without falling off, even after doing Demonus shots with MC.

According to the Obey Me Art Book Vol. 1, Satan always carries additive-free cat treats with him. Also, Lucifer is the only demon permitted to not use honorifics.

The Obey Me Art Book Vol. 3 noted that Mephistopheles is taller than Lucifer, but shorter than Lord Diavolo.

[yunoftheclouds]

MC stands for malicious care

[tsukii0002]

The first days in the exchange program

Diavolo: So you can't go long without water?

Mc: *funny* Exactly without water we die.

Diavolo: I'll make sure that you always have water at your disposal Mc, don't worry!

Mc: *laughing* Too much water can also kill us you know?

Diavolo: *face of complete horror*

A few days later

Diavolo: *totally terrified* Barbatos Mc is in danger!!!! We have to save them!

Barbatos: *alarmed* Why? What's going on?

Diavolo: We are in the rainy season and it's raining a lot, the excess of water can kill Mc!!!!!

Barbatos: I… I think that's not how it works young master.

Mc: *with a float bigger than themself* Don't you think it would have been a good idea if Diavolo had taken some classes on humam anatomy and nature before trying to interact with humans?

Barbatos: I deeply apologize Mc *ashamed*

Mc: Because Solomon does not qualify as normal human, you know?

Barbatos: I am very sorry Mc.

Diavolo: *with all kinds of safety floats* Don't worry Mc, we have it all under control.

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[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

this is allowed and I'm wheezing at what ppl put in their profiles

[mammons-lover]

Good Morning RAD!

Diavolo (over the morning announcements): Good morning, everyone! I hope you're all having a pleasant start to the day. Today at lunch, some Devi Scouts will be stopping by to sell cookies, so be sure to be nice to them. Also, we have Satan and Mammon here to apologize for... the incident in the lab yesterday.

Satan (grabbing the mic): Good morning, demons of RAD. I just want to say, I deeply apologize... that you're all a bunch of weaklings! Honestly, what kind of demon can't handle a tiny explosion?

Mammon (yelling from the back): Yeah! It was a science class for crying out loud! Stop being such wimps and grow a pair!

Lucifer (trying to pull Satan away): Satan, that’s enough—

Satan (clutching the table): And to whoever ratted out Beel for eating the teacher’s lunch—Mammon and I are coming for you after school!

Mammon: Yeah, you made my baby brother get punished! We’re not lettin’ that slide!

Satan (as Lucifer drags him away): You can all burn in hell! Oh wait—you’re already there, you pathetic losers!

Diavolo (long pause): Well... that went well.

Lucifer: Diavolo, I think it’s safe to say... no more public apologies.

Diavolo: Agreed. I was so sure they'd behave this time, too. So sure...

Lucifer (sighing): I should’ve known better.

[obey-me-hoe]

HE'S SO SWEET 😭😭😭