#Devil's minion

[and-fishing-equipment]

daniel molloy is the character of all time because he went into the interview like "i am going to fucking destroy this stupid vampire love triangle lmao vampires suck ass" and before you know it boom he's been sucked (haha) into the vampire polycule and becomes a vampire. he's like "fuck these vampires" and then has a little heart to heart with his good close narrative foil ldpdl and fucks his ex husband. and then just becomes the thing he's sworn to destroy. a+ character building he's truly the cady heron of the vampire world.

[lovebotomy]

1 Who would be first to to bite down anc consume the flesh of the other, euphoric in the taste and the heft and the slide of the blood

armand would be first but they both want to do it

2. who is the ant and who is the ophiocordyceps fungus?

danny is ant armand is fungus who infects daniel

3. who is the dog and who is the master?

Daniel is dog armand is master

4 when the roles are blurred or reversed who would be first to die and how? would it be by bulletwound? the phallic blade? strangulation?

they both live and fuck forever

5. Cocaine or Heroin?

coke. intravenous drugs are un-chic and armand wouldn't stand for that. the only things allowed to pierce daniels skin are his fangs

6. who licks up the other’s cigarette ash?

Daniel licks up ciggy ash

7 who is julius caesar and who is brutus?

they are more into parental figure incest-esq

8. who is jesus and who is judas?

armand is judas. daniel isn't jesus

9. did jesus want it? did julius caesar know it was coming? are the betrayed ever proud?

he knew it was coming but he could not prevent it

10. who is irrumatus and who is irrumans? who is pedicatus and who is pedicans?

they switch

11. did they ever kiss and why not?

they kiss

12 if they are two sides of the same coin who is heads and who is tails?

daniel is heads and armands stalker ass is tails

13. and if the coin was the holey dollar?

14. - 19. And if the dog bit back?

it happens, armand is into that. if the dog keeps biting you buy him night island in florida for enrichment

20. Who buys the other flowers?

ship ask game 😁1 Who would be first to to bite down anc consume the flesh of the other, euphoric in the taste and the heft and the slide of the blood 2. who is the ant and who is the ophiocordyceps fungus? 3. who is the dog and who is the master? 4 when the roles are blurred or reversed who would be first to die and how? would it be by bulletwound? the phallic blade? strangulation? 5. Cocaine or Heroin? 6. who licks up the other’s cigarette ash? 7 who is julius caesar and who is brutus? 8. who is jesus and who is judas? 9. did jesus want it? did julius caesar know it was coming? are the betrayed ever proud? 10. who is irrumatus and who is irrumans? who is pedicatus and who is pedicans? 11. did they ever kiss and why not? 12 if they are two sides of the same coin who is heads and who is tails? 13. and if the coin was the holey dollar? 14. And if the dog bit back? 15 and if the dog bit back? 16 and if the dog bit back? 17 and if the dog bit back? 18 and if the dog bit back? 19 and if the dog bit back? 20. Who buys the other flowers?🥰

[hornystiel]

yeah? yeah

[the-vampire-library]

Devil's Minion x The Secret History (1992)

TSH quotes: Pt.1.

[wizardpink]

Not to put anyone on blast but you guys are massively misunderstanding me. Louis is a normal horny guy who wanted sex with his boyfriend who was working, so he found an end-around. Daniel is a naturally critical, up-his-own-ass writer who would see an opportunity to get some strange AND be a pretentious dick about a weird esoteric script, to the point he'd actually get off on running Sam down while he's 6 inches deep in Armand. I'm not even sure which one Armand would be more into. He'd probably feel Daniel using his back as a desk to scribble something in the margins and be like "oh he was serious."

The difference between Armand's relationship with Louis and his with Daniel is that when Louis said "you can read [Sam's script] to me while I fuck you" he had no intention of listening, he just wanted to get Armand in the coffin. Daniel would not only listen but give critique and feedback between grunts.

[lexdelioncourt]

Armand is Alice this, Armand is Alice that. WHO'S THE OTHER WIFE?! WHY IS SHE NEVER MENTIONED OR NAMED?? I'M TEAM ARMAND IS THE OTHER WIFE

[ken-doll-roy]

'The Vampire Daniel' has a crazy, sexy ring to it. We should be calling him that more often.

[pink0paques]

this scene always haunts me. the quiet intimacy. existing side by side, no one else around. the tension that they must feel at this point, the excitement of seeking one another out; armand going where he can hear daniel plans to be, daniel going where he knows armand will be eventually. like magnets, they're drawn in towards one another. it was never about the interview.

[rasolomonwrites]

slutty lute player shirt go crazy

[marysyp96]

[helianthus21]

from all Armand's lovers, Daniel has the biggest dick, and by biggest dick I mean he can make Armand laugh until he pisses his pants and argue about philosophy and trash TV with him until the sun comes up

[ahhhhhhh-iwtv-sideblog]

[cloudsofbespin]

pupils dilating, nostrils flaring, fangs dropping whenever the other is near. season 3 i'm begging you

[erebus0dora]

she's here now and i have to tell you ppl this :'3

ok i am still on my micro hiatus sorting things out, but my bro my fren my dear co-writer Stacy (her bsky, her insta) doesn't have a tumblr and kindly asked me to share this

it's stupid and gives me life xD

p.s. if you know who's the author of the original meme, PLS COMMENT WITH A LINK, idk how to even ask the system....

[phuumsblog]

someone can tell me devil's minion fanfics with sub old daniel and dom armand please,,,,,,,,,,,,i,,,,, i can't find any,,,,,,thanks,,,,,