#Devil In My Car

[big-low-t]

The B-52′s - Devil in My Car

[bloodknife]

you adored me before / oh, my good looking boy

[ballpitwitch]

KEANU REEVES on stage with his band Dogstar at the BottleRock Napa Valley festival on May 27, 2023

[aeserathedreamer]

ok new bundle of worst girls games memes, i originally wanted to like seperate them via what game but the crossover one kinda messed with that so your getting them all at once. first the crossove

then the wktd bundle, two of these are redos from my older memes, done better, one was made on my phone

then the hwbm batch, that first one was also made on my phone

there that should be it, i think

[retroautomaton]

trouble awful devil evil 🦇

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

one thing you’ll have to pry out of my cold dead hands is the fact that the famed buick of hate and ashbury’s “my first wife reminds me i never owned a buick” did in fact belong to armand. massive which could mean nothing moment but it means something TO ME

[landoposition]

“baldpine isn't real they can't hurt you”

meanwhile alpine:

[archeryenthusiast]

Hey americans by the way i just want you to remember that you're allowed (at least last time i checked) to own blackpowder firearms that don't use brass cartridges no matter what. Even if you're a felon. So like you do have the right to own a musket for home defense. And yes, that is, infact, what the founding fathers intended

[silverskye13]

One of these days I'm going to end up sleeping in my car

[cheeriochat]

Hmmmm DMC headcannons 3!!!!

This one's a bit wordy

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• Dante and Vergil are the type of twins that when they are close by, are touching in any way possible. Sitting together? Dante is leaning on Vergil. Standing together? Vergil has his arm resting on Dantes shoulder. Walking together? They keep bashing into eachothers side. They can spend time apart (obviously) but when they are close there is always some form of contact.

• Nero felt phantom pains where his hand used to be, but when his arm grew back they kind of just became ordinary pains. He wasn't sure if it was a side affect of growing a whole ass arm back or something but he was happy when they went away.

• I kind of think Kyrie would have depression. I mean she went through a lot and lost her parents and brother but she lived, so I feel like she would have survivors guilt but due to constantly being busy she wouldn't really have the time to process it. It's a sad headcannon but I feel like it just seems right :(((

• On a bit of a lighter note, I feel like Kyrie would have a good support system though. I mean she has Nero obviously, but also I think she would have Lady, Trish and Dante there for her and eventually Vergil too.

• Talking about Trish, Lady and Dante. I feel like Lady and Trish would go shopping Bayonetta 2 style, and have Dante carry all their stuff around. (He gets compensated for his work when they stop at a Cafe and he gets a parfait, although he doesnt mind helping his friends)

• Nero has a huge sweet tooth, but because of the kids, he can't keep anything to satisfy his need for sugar around long enough. Vergil likes to buy him sweet stuff though as a form of peace offering. He's found Nero likes Lemon Sherbets, Sour patch kids, and controversially, Liquorice.

• Vergil likes Hotpot and Shabu Shabu. I don't know, I just feel this in my soul.

• Dante is jealous that Vergil gets a tail and he doesn't. Vergil is jealous Dante's horns are fancier than his. They are both content with the wings that they have. (Also vergil has long skinny fangs with sharp teeth and Dante has wider, stubbier (but still as equally sharp) fangs with more "human" teeth)

[waywardbabysis]

Went to a local car show the other day and took my baby Tessa. We had a blast! Also tried to recreate this photo of Jensen in Baby. I think I did a pretty good job. 🤗😎🖤💀🔪

[suddenly-frankenstein]

MAYBE I'M ALL MESSED UP IN YOU.

[stressghoul]

my biggest flex? oh nothing much but I did put these on my phone last night so

[jacqcrisis]

Call auto garage. 'Heeeeeyy. Just wanna see what's going on with my car. It got towed there almost a week ago :)'

Dude tells me they ordered parts that just came in and it'll be another day or two. 'Oh cool. Ordered part, neat. I uh- I hadn't heard anything since it got towed on Thursday so I was just seeing if the car even made it haha :)'

Dude is clearly thrown off by that. Gets asked if they can call me back later today with an estimate. I tell him absolutely, I would LOVE an estimate on how much to fix my car (that's ten years old and I haven't heard anything about for a week why did you order parts without talking to me what is happening). Dude says I'll get a call back. I say thanks.

Guess what business is closed for the night. Guess how many calls I got back :))))

[phoannix]

happy late 35th anniversary to the invention of the bisexuality a.k.a. american industrial band nine inch nails releasing their 1989 debut album pretty hate machine