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Their honestly so fun to draw, wish we knew more about Seth’s little family in the show😔
(Love that the fandom still ships them even tho their barely on screen)
#Amber is just as wild as her husband is but she plans more#honestly the dethwedding episode should have had them be more closer to one another#like physically which is what I did in the two drawings of them together#Seth the brother#Amber the wife#Seth’s son#Emilio the kid#?#what do y’all think his kids name is?#mtl amber#mtl seth#Amber x Seth#Seth x Amber#Metalocalypse#mtl#Dethklok#Dethklok Australia#I feel like they do love each other I mean they dated#she kept his kid which she wouldn’t have done if she didn’t want to be with him#and his is pretty proud of her and is happy to be a dad#I headcanon he actually got sober for her when they found out she was pregnant#what do u guys think of them?#myart#digital art#fanart#love#illustration#metalocalypse pickles#mtl pickles#pickles the drummer
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The absolute whine Pickles lets out when he realizes he is indeed going to pay Seth so he can get back into his own band kills me every time.
#it's hilarious but also I feel so bad for him#seth is such a worthless fucking prick#also I love that they're at an Outback Steakhouse IN Australia#which is a real thing complete with shitty fake Australian accented commercials apparently#pickles the drummer#seth the brother#rehabklok#metalocalypse#dethklok#video#my video clips
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Two days left to watch it on HBO Max folks. Probably gonna watch Doomstar Requiem at least one more time, seems oddly appropriate with the title.
#I do advocate using the MEGA file if you can#but if you want other options the DVDs and Blu-Rays are still available#with the exception of Doomstar Requiem (at least outside of Australia) but even then it's SUPER cheap to buy it digitally#metalocalypse#dethklok#hbo max#max#fire david zaslav
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Dethklok will be touring in Australia from April 2025!
Go to DethklokLive.com for more information!
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Random Metalocalypse Headcanons
It’s about time I make content for those idiots/aff 🖤🥰
Murderface loves anything with cheese. Mac n Cheese, grilled cheese, cheese pizza (with stuffed crust), cheese fondues, cheesecakes, you name it. He would slather them with extra cheese if he has too. Unfortunately, he’s lactose intolerant. But does he care? Hell no. Murderface just LOVES cheese.
His bathroom is gonna stink for the next few days. I feel bad for the Klokateer in charge of cleaning that.
If Nathan ever gets a pet crocodile, he’ll probably name it something cool like Jaws or Slash. But he’d also go for something more ‘cute’ like Buttons or Spots.
Skwisgaar vaguely remembers watching Moomins when he was a kid. It was when Toki bought a few Moomin plushies that he suddenly remembers a bit about the cartoon. He didn’t care about some kids show from his childhood but surprisingly, he stuck around when Toki infodumps about them.
Toki on the other hand, never saw Moomins as a kid. **cough cough** abusive childhood **cough cough** When he first heard of the Moomin park, Toki was excited to go there. It was when he find out that it based off a cartoon so he binged watched the whole series in one night. Now he won’t shut up about it when he wants to talk about Moomins.
Then Toki begged the rest of the band to take him to the Moomin park and Skwisgaar ended up giving in first.
After Pickles told his mom to go fuck herself, he did some thinking for a while and realised how fucking awful his mother was to him growing up and that he can never satisfy her no matter how hard he tries. So he finally cut her off. Thank god cuz his mom sucks
That didn’t stop Molly from pestering Pickles again. Whenever she tried to call him after that incident, Pickles has the klokateers block her number.
The same thing goes for Seth too. Pickles tries really hard to ignore his calls or block his number from Australia. But since Seth now works for them, Pickles had to end up paying him back even if he didn’t want to. He still had to this feeling he owes something to Seth despite knowing how much of a shitty brother he was to him.
Toki LOVES Squishmallows. He bought a whole collection of them for his bedroom until it didn’t fit his room anymore. His favourites are the cat and bunny ones.
Every Dethklok member is neurodivergent one way or another. Don’t change my mind.
Skwisgaar’s guilty pleasure music is ABBA but he would never tell anyone about it. But then Toki looked through his playlist and snitched on him to his band mates. They all made fun of Skwisgaar for a while.
Toki makes a flower clown for his bandmates once. They all complained that it’s gay but they all kept it on nonetheless. Toki also made one for Charles, Dick Knubble and Abigail.
Unsurprisingly, Murderface loves visiting antique stores and cabinet of curiosities. He particularly loves taxidermy, old artefacts and bone collections.
Nathan and Pickles competed against each other in a burger eating competition once but it ended in a tie since they were both too stuffed.
Will make a part 2 soon after I think of more headcanons
#metalocalypse#metalocalypse headcanons#dethklok#dethklok headcanons#nathan explosion#pickles the drummer#toki wartooth#skwisgaar skwigelf#william murderface
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Drew Pickles and Dillanne. Pickles was hard as fuck to draw and I am terrible at drawing kids so like Dillanne didn’t come out perfect either but there
More things about her and her relationship I guess:
- When Dillanne was born, Charles searched for her other father and found him in hopes of convincing Pickles to give her to him, making the other father sign an NDA and then paying him off to take care of the problem (it took forever for him to warm up to her since he kinda has a job to make sure accidental babies can’t stick around) . Only to find out that her other father had been killed a week after sleeping with Pickles when a Duncan Hills Coffeehouse was struck by a massive earthquake that killed everyone inside. The man also had no other relatives they could pawn her off to.
- When she gets older she develops kiddie glaucoma at around five and instead of letting her straight up smoke like Pickles did as a kid, Charles manages to convince Pickles to let her ingest just a little tiny bit of an edible that’s just enough to lower her eye pressure because for some reason Dethklok’s scientists can’t find a cure for glaucoma.
- When Dethklok is drinking and partying, when she’s not with her Klokateer nannies, she likes to sit in Charles’ office because it’s quiet. He’ll give her a coloring book, some graham crackers and a juice and just let her sit there because she stays quiet
- When she’s older she gets home schooled for security and safety reasons because who knows what dark organization is going to try to kidnap her or something.
- When she was one, she once managed to wander outside towards a pack of yard wolves and when Pickles’ noticed she was gone and had made her way outside, he saw red stuff on the grass and he thought his daughter had been mauled to death by the yard wolves but no, the yard wolves were being friendly with her and the red stuff was a jelly packet she had grabbed from the kitchen and the yard wolves were licking it off of her.
- She’s used as another reason by Pickles’ parents as to why he’s a failure since, he’s a single parent because, in his mom’s words “At least Sethy is married and raising his child in a two parent household !” when Seth is always out drinking and partying in Australia and Amber barely looks up from her phone to pay attention to the kid. And even though Pickles dotes on his daughter Molly still considers him a failure because he’s a single parent.
- Her favorite uncle is Skwisgaar because, in her words, “Uncle Skwis looks like a princess”. Skwisgaar absolutely hates it but cant say no to her when she asks to play Princesses. He reluctantly agrees but only if he gets to be a Queen instead of a princess
- Toki is her second favorite uncle because he always has toys in his room and is willing to play with her.
- Nathan is her third favorite uncle because he’s tall and lets her ride on his shoulders. It got her to stop crying when Pickles was hungover and she ran away from her nannies and bumped into him. Now it’s just their thing.
- Murderface and her have a strained relationship because he absolutely doesn’t care for kids at all but one time when things got a little too rowdy at a meet and greet (she was there because her assigned nanny was violently decimated at that nights concert) unruly fan broke through security and managed to touch her and Murderface was the one to punch the fan in the face and get her away. So he cares a little.
- Despite the older family members issues, she’s actually pretty chill with Seth’s kid, who I have decided to name Cody. At family gathers she and Cody don’t have issues despite her grandparents treating him better than her because in all honesty, Cody doesn’t care for his Grandma’s constant doting and finds it annoying.
#metalocalypse#metalocalypse oc#metalocalypse fanart#metalocalypse headcanons#pickles the drummer#pickles metalocalypse#charles foster offdensen#charles offdensen#skwisgaar skwigelf#nathan explosion#toki wartooth#william murderface#seth metalocalypse#seth’s kid#amber metalocalypse#trans pickles
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Time to officially announce the comic that's been brewing away quietly here:
Metalocalypse What If: Season 5
In which I attempt to dig a bit further into the post-AotD questions surrounding the lore of Dethklok, as well as: How are things going in Australia? Who's Rockso teamed up with? Why are the Klokateers eating crickets?!
All will be revealed in a full-colour 20++ page comic that will be consuming my free waking hours for the foreseeable future. The first page will be out on Sunday!
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I was thinking about Pickles' family and why they treat him like such dog shit.
Consider: Pickles did not get rich until he was about 30 (the other Dethklok members I think were in their early 20s, and Toki was a teenager. As for Snakes and Barrels, I don't think Pickles was business savvy enough to make money from that.)
For 14 years, Pickles was the kid who ran away from home and was never heard from again, while Seth was in and out of jail for beating hookers to death or whatever, but kept running home to mommy (which feeds a mother's narcissism).
When Pickles finally achieves success, there's no way his mother is going to ACCEPT him as a success. The son who rejected her became the success? While the son who kept running back to her is the failure? Impossible.
Make no mistake, every conversation Pickles has with his mother is dominated by how successful Seth is in Australia. It doesn't matter if Pickles causes peace in the Middle East and Australia is burning to the ground. Seth will be the only one who ever accomplishes anything.
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It’s been a while since I’ve updated anything here but Dethklok are touring in Australia and I’m finally going to get to see them live! very excited!, and I think it’s about time I did a rewatch of the show… I miss those shitheads.
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I wish you would write a fic where Cal & Pickles babysit Seth's son for a day
this got.... so long....... but i love it. thank you!!!
Australia. Fucking, Australia. They had to gig there again at some point, and Pickles knows any time would be too soon, so might as well rip the band-aid off. The “We Will Get Better” tour is being accepted on a broader scale than imagined. The world is ablaze, or mostly is now, but everyone still wants to preach to the choir. Sing the hymns that Nathan gives them and raise their hands in praise.
“Fuck, Australia got hit bad.” Pickles remarks, staring out of their hotel room window at what is left of Sydney – the place is awful. Calypso clears her throat.
“Uh, actually, because of its location, only the West got hit by the Doomstar… Australia’s one of the few places that didn’t get, like, wrecked completely…”
“Oh… Well… Shit.”
She laughs, until there’s a knock on the door. She barely has it open before the person on the other side barges in, Seth grinning in his sickening way as he sees Pickles first thing. Pickles glares, watching Cal flex her fist before thinking better of it. He saunters in, a small figure behind him.
“Hey brother, you didn’t come by and see me when you landed.” He muses, the fake accent grating on Pickles. Not that he has any pride in where he comes from – but somehow when Seth gets involved, he can be mad about anything. “Gutted but uh – I’ll get over it. Hey, listen, your ain’t playing tonight, huh?”
“No, Cal and I are- we’re tomorrow.” Pickles is thankful for the swapping aspect of the band, if only because he can fiddle with the roster and get some alone time with her.
“Cool, cool, cool, cool, uh hey, this is my son.” Seth steps aside, looking out at the city – his city, as far as he’s concerned. The mayor can go stick a rusty nail up his ass. Anyone who helps run Dethklok, runs the world. Seth knows that now; he knows how to play the game. “Look, I’m kinda busy today. Amber wants to uh, I dunno, go shoppin’. I dunno. But we need to, y’know, bond. Get close again. Can’t do that with this little guy around, right? You get where I’m goin’ with this, brother.” Pickles’ face crumples, “Look, you got a whole, a whole day to yourself. I don’t get any time. With Amber or myself, haha. So do me a favour, huh?”
“Do you a favour,” Pickles is interrupted by Seth shoving a paper bag in his arms, “Seth, look, Cal and I gotta relax before the gig tomorrow, and we probably gotta help ‘em set up,”
“Sounds fun,” Seth is not listening, walking back towards the door – he stops by his son, patting him on the head, and the boy leans back out of his reach, “Alright, you can send him home at uh, 9.”
“Nine?!” Cal snaps, but Seth barely looks at her, walking out backwards and giving Pickles some very lazy finger guns.
“Thanks, brother.”
The door slams shut. Cal and Pickles look at each other, and then down at the red headed boy who is playing with the fringes of the blanket on the bed. He finally looks up at them. Immediately Cal can’t be mad – cause she isn’t gonna be mad at a kid. But Pickles is still tense, and he slams the paper bag down on the desk. “This ain’t fair! He can’t keep doin’ this to me, man! I told you every time I’m near him, he just drives me fucking insane!”
“I know- Pickles,” Cal walks over, trying to quell him before he says something he might regret. Pickles shakes her away.
“No, I can’t keep doin’ this, he sucks! I don’t wanna fuckin’ babysit a kid, I wanna go out for a fuckin’ drink with my girlfriend, and see my friends play their fuckin’ music!”
“PICKLES!” Cal raises her voice over him, angling her head at the nephew. He’s staring at them, still, but with a more resigned expression than she expected. Pickles freezes, staring down at the boy. Red headed, in clothes that don’t quite fit. He’s trying to stay angry, trying to keep it all contained so that he can release it on Seth later. But he’s angry now, and Seth isn’t here now, so what good is that? No doubt he won’t even be around at 9 either.
“Oh.” He deflates, “Uh – sorry. Kid.”
“Ok.”
Pickles feels even worse. He wonders what Seth is like as a parent – how often Amber is on her phone, or if she tries at least… A little. He’s never been interested in being a dad, mostly because he’s older now and it isn’t in the cards for him anymore. He doesn’t know how to interact with this kid. But he doesn’t have to be the kid’s dad – he just has to be… Present. “You wanna watch tv?”
The boy sits on the bed, legs crossed, and eats his little grapes. Cal watches, and peers into the bag for the rest of his lunch; a sandwich, pathetic and squished, with a bite out of it already. That’s it? “This is pathetic.” Cal whispers to Pickles, who glances at the back.
“Seems like a pretty normal lunch to me.”
Cal rolls her eyes, patting Pickles on the arm, “Oh, sug’.” She ignores Pickles’ questioning look, knowing they’ll get into it later. “I’m gonna go get some real food – you’d like that, right? Both of ya?”
“Yeah!”
“O-Okay.” Pickles suddenly follows her to the door, “Wait, can I go too,”
“Hon, no.” she pushes him back into the room, “I won’t be long, alright?”
“You can’t leave me alone wit’ him! What do we talk about?”
“He’s watching tv, he won’t even want to talk.” She leans in and kisses his cheek – and though he looks worried, he leans his head to kiss her cheek back before she retreats. “I won’t be long. Promise.”
And then she closes the door. He turns, and well, true enough: the boy is just staring at the tv, perhaps willing Pickles to disappear into another dimension.
Pickles stares at the tv. A kid’s show – or a babies show, really – with Anthro dogs. The only reason he even recognises it is, he knows the episode: Toki has some of the stuffed animals in his room. “Aren’t you too old for this?”
“Aren’t you too bald for that hair cut?” he snaps back, and Pickles clenches his fist. But he’s a kid. He’s a kid. He’s a kid. And it was so quick, he almost admires it. Suddenly a Lhasa Apso came on screen, with exaggerated snout whiskers. Toki’s voice comes out of it, and then a red Komondor appears on the other side of the titular character. Pickles barely remembers recording those lines.
“You know dat’s me, right?” he points. His nephew looks sceptical, but does seem familiar enough.
He hesitates before replying, as if he might get into trouble, but surely if his dad said it then there must be some truth to it: “My dad says you don’t do anything.”
“Your dad doesn’t know shit.” He doesn’t hold back, tired of sticking up for Seth or saving his ass when it is undeserved. And his nephew doesn’t seem phased by the language or the disparaging comments. “I saved the world, kid.”
“That’s kinda cool.” He mutters, and Pickles almost straightens up. They both sit quiet, and when the episode ends, Pickles offers to show him some real entertainment, changing it to a rock music channel. The boy’s eyes widen as he stares at the guitars and the drums and the music fills the room. He’s enamoured; neither of them speak.
Then Cal comes back with proper food – burgers and fries and chicken nuggets and juice. Both boys’ faces light up and they grin, and Cal looks between them both. It’s like staring at the past and the present. The moment she puts the stuff down on the bed, they rip apart the bags, creating a free for all.
“What happened to your eye?” the boy peers at her, and Cal hesitates. Pickles doesn’t give any helpful indication of what to do. She shrugs, crossing her legs.
“Uhm, I got into a fight. They took it out.”
“Sick.” The boy stares at her, but it isn’t in disgust. She looks back at him, smirking a little.
“You ever get into any fights?”
“Ugh, yeah.” He jabs a fry into the sauce, “Peter keeps shoving me into lockers ‘cause of dad. He sucks.”
“Fuck yeah!” Pickles can’t hold back, and he doesn’t even care about the look Cal gives him. “I’ll drink t’that!”
He holds out his beer, crouching to get to face height. He raises an eyebrow, and Pickles picks up the boy’s wrist and clinks his beer with his juice box, “Why aren’t you fightin’ back?”
“I dunno how.” He mumbles, sipping his apple juice, watching the way Pickles downs his beer. Cal makes a face, shaking her head and finishing the nugget in her hand.
“Nuh-uh, that won’t fly with me.” She stands, gesturing for him to stand too – “I’ll show you some defensive stuff, ‘kay? And then I’ll show you an uppercut. And some other stuff if we have time.”
Pickles watches her, leaning back on the headboard of the bed. He smirks a little, and his nephew seems absolutely ready to learn. She shows him a block, and how to tip someone over his shoulder (he laughs so loudly, so jovially, as Cal picks him up and throws him back onto the bed. Pickles can’t help but laugh too). And then she shows him how to trap someone’s arm, “And if you do it this way, you’ll break it. But uh, y’know. You’ll only use that in self-defence, right?” she stares at him, and he nods slowly, “Ya promise?” she holds out her pinky. She notices he hesitates, before finally interlocking his pinky with hers, and they shake on it. Unable to stay out of the conversation, Pickles offers to show some more backhanded stuff; less flashy, but it got him out of plenty of situations on the streets.
Before they know it, a Klokateer knocks on their door.
“We have been contacted by your brother, my lord. He wants his child back.”
“Oh – uh,” Pickles looks over at his nephew, who is drawing something with Cal, “Really? So soon?”
“It is midnight, my lord.” He pauses, “And a school night.”
“Oh.” Pickles assumes that’s a bad thing. The boy looks up, and Cal notices the way his face changes. He knows it’s time to go home. “Okay, well uh – let’s go, kid.” He waves him over. The boy reluctantly makes his way to the door, and Pickles hesitates. They stare at each other, and Pickles can’t handle the vulnerable, truthful face of a child up close. He kneels down. “Look, uh, come see me play tamarrow, okay? I’ll send Seth tickets, right? VIP. You can watch me and Cal do our thing. And we’re the best.”
They smile at each other. His nephew hands him the paper he was doodling on, before saying bye to them both. At least he was leaving the room with a smile. When he feels Cal stand next to him, he looks down at the paper: a fairly well put together drawing of Pickles playing the drums and his nephew playing a guitar. Or a bass. There’s seven strings, so it’s hard to tell.
“Aw, well.” He takes in a deep breath, “That uh, you know. That was fun. He’s cool, y’know?”
“Wonder where he got that from.” Cal wraps her arms around Pickles waist, chin on his shoulder. He tries to humble himself with a laugh. But he sees it too. She pauses, thinking. “Do you remember his name?”
“. . . Ah shit.”
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ok my klokateer oc #503 aka bad gateway. Lol. Lore stuff under the cut
503 is a transfer from dethklok Australia. Seth had him in “animal handling”, which is basically feeding the dk campus attack gators and drop bears human meat. So they can dispose of. Whatever. He earned a lot of scars
When the opportunity to move came up he snatched it. The desktop help position at dk usa was his saving grace. He’s now in mordhaus doing technical work and actually interacts w the band somewhat.
503 worked up to the cybersecurity division, helping thwart terror threats and stopping Toki from opening “CLICK HERE FOR THE CUTEST KITTYS ON THE WEB!!!!” phishing scams. Ironically toki blames 503 often for this since, upon clicking, he is served the error code 503 Bad Gateway… toki gets over it though when #503 starts personally emailing him “kitty digest” emails :)
503 doesn’t talk about his government name. since his identity was scrubbed upon onboarding, it doesn’t really matter. It’s not that he completely bought into the klokateer ethos or anything, he just has a bad relationship with his past identity and the position at mordhaus was a fresh start. He was on T for 2 years, but is experimenting with being off; it’s not like it matters, anyways, since no one knows who he is. It’s freeing :)
He doesn’t have many work friends, but some other people are on the kitty digest email chain now and it’s becoming a thing and he has no idea why or how
Pickles is the least techy member of dk so probably needs 503’s help often. He likes to download those weed smoking SpongeBob pics
#mtl#klokateer#oc: 503#so many of my ocs are just *earns certs and fucks off forever*. something to be said about that#anyways going for my mendix cert next. unrelated.
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Metalocalypse #27: “Dethwedding” | April 1, 2008 - 1:15AM | S02E07
Hey it’s been a little while since we got to watch Metalocalypse. In this one, Pickles brother Seth invites Dethklok to his wedding, which already advertises the fact that the wedding “features” Dethklok. His video invitation is hilarious. Seth is dressed in his Sunday best set against serene backdrops while he brags about his sobriety. Pickles is mortified to the point of despondency. The other band members just think it’s very, very funny.
The tribunal explains what American weddings are during one of their meetings. These scenes can be a pointless reminder that there is such a thing as the tribunal, and it also lends a false sense of gravity to the plot of each episode. It also serves what might be an accidental function of supplying future-proof context; let’s say there comes a day when the once-standard American wedding becomes an obsolete curiosity.
Or, let’s say this episode is being shown to a species of aliens who have no idea what a wedding is. You know the type of aliens I’m talking about: the kind that mock our god, oppressively holding up the Holy Bible and remarking “HUMAN PROPAGANDA”.* Just by satirically describing what a wedding is brings all those weirdos up to speed, even though it seems gratuitous. The tribunal actually declare that they will not intervene. Why would they? Dethklok’s just going to a wedding, for fuck’s sake.
*I am actually making a very specific reference to a circa-early-2000s episode of The Outer Limits, where a robot does this. I don’t know the title of the episode, but Heather Graham is in it.
Things are tense between Pickles and his brother. Seth immediately starts drinking again. He has scumbag friends who suck. Seth constantly asks for money. Dethklok perform a song with a little music video accompaniment (for us watching on television at least) featuring a married couple decaying and then eventually mutating into one another, getting all Cronenbergy. Dethklock get Seth a blender, which is just an item on his wedding gift registry. When Seth chews out Pickles for cheaping out, Pickles beats his brother up. Later, he feels bad, so he installs Seth as the head of Dethklok Australia, whose leader was recently assassinated by the Revengencers. Over the closing credits we see Seth thriving in his new position at the absolute expense of Sydney, Australia, which is practically in ruins while he surveys his land, doing a big smile like a tyrant would.
This one is very good. Metalocalypse’s misanthropic sense of humor really shines. The show will often show spectacular examples of gore and mayhem, but nothing is treated with grim incapability like family is...treated. With. Fuck. You know what the whole not ending your sentence with a preposition thing is lame and bad. It’s not that I’m bad at writing. I’m taking a stand.
The show has been taken down from HBOMax since the last time I watched it. It’s currently streaming on Adult Swim. At a glance it seems like it’s streaming in its entirety. It may or may not require a cable log-in. Actually, I’ll check in a private browser. Hang on. Okay. I did it. It played! It’s also on DVD, which is nice, but my copy’s digipak has shattered disc hubs so the discs are not fully secure in the box. Not good. Is there a way to fix this? Wait. Let me google it myself. Okay. Huh. I found something called “adhesive-backed spider DVD/CD disc hubs” that literally might be the exact thing I’m looking for. Wow. Well, you learn something extremely important like that every day, don’t you?
EPHEMERA CORNER
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Robert Zunes In (2007)*
Remember when I was asking about the Robert Osbourne host intros? I’m guessing these are what that wiki was talking about! Either whoever wrote that got confused (these were taken from a ZUNE that Adult Swim gave away I guess with select episodes of select shows loaded onto them), or they repurposed some of those intros for the April Fools stunt. Neat! Thank you Kon for finding this and showing me them. Thank you.
*JOKE STOLEN FROM LONDON ARBUCKLE BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO ASK IF I COULD USE IT
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Look, brother - it's nat thet I need the money - puttin' money away for the kid and the college fund, ya know? But Amber - she got great ideas - she needs some cash, but I ain't takin' money for that shite I use to do.
Got me a kid to care fer, and I gotta run your stuff here Down South and watnot, and my wife is a million times better at some shit thet I really think could take off! Tryin' to get her on her feet after, ya know, the weddin' - yer drunk ass only gave us a blender, ya cheapskate - but she had dreams, to be a music teacher and open a school for kids and I wanna make them happen!
Waddya say brother? If not fer me or Amber, do it for the kid? Named them after you! Middle name, to be clear. They'd be the first kid to enroll! Could be a real hit!
You run Dethklok Australia, don't you have enough money—wait Australia went to shit nevermind
Look, Seth, I-...fuckin'- fine, but I'm doing this fer AMBER and my NEPHEW. Because yer wife got a smart fuckin' head on 'er shoulders, and I...I dunno, I want the kid to have a good life, okey? Let me get my fuckin' checkbook....
...you named yer kid after me? that's...that's sweet.
#//um- yeah i also talk like pikl sometimes so expect this at random moments ok#metalocalypse#pickles the drummer#🍺🥁💊#rp blog
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2020 look back: a musical compilation of events
(Each number is a significant event in the year!):
Prologue-
“Lead into Demise” Kingdom of Sorrow
“Jackboot Jump” Hozier
January –
“Disco Inferno (Australia Version)” The Trammps [OR “You Cunt” Once Human]
“I Quit” Hepburn
"(Kill Me) Ce Soir" Golden Earring [OR “WW3 Blues” Bob Dylan]
"Impeach the President" The Honey Drippers [OR “Die” Badflower]
"Sportstar" Alex G
February –
“The New Plague” Gwar
“A Woman In a Man’s World” Chaka Khan
March –
“It’s the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)” R.E.M
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" The Police
"Stock Market Blues" Hank Williams Jr.
April –
"Unemployed" Tierra Whack [OR "Young, Dumb, and Broke" Khalid OR “I Can’t Hug My Mama” Beth Hatchett Norwood OR “Rx (Medicate)” Theory of a Deadman]
“Another One Bites the Dust” Queen
“I saw Elvis in a U.F.O” Ray Stevens
“Locust” Machine Head
May –
"Party in the U.S.A." Miley Cyrus [OR “American Idiot” Greenday OR “Another brick in the Wall part 2” Pink Floyd OR “Disaster Party” Magic Giant]
"Lord of the Hornets" Robert Calvert
“We Didn’t Start the Fire” Billy Joel [OR “Breathless” The Corrs]
“Mr. Spaceman” The Byrds
‘Tutti Fruitti” Little Richard
June –
“Disco Inferno (USA Version)" The Trammps [OR “I Predict a Riot” Kaiser Chiefs]
"Take Me to Church" Hozier [OR “Sympathy For The Devil” The Rolling Stones]
July-
“Killing in the Name Of" Rage Against the Machine [OR “God Save Us All (Death to POP)” Sum 41 OR “Fuck Tha Police” N.W.A. OR “Bat Out of Hell” Meat Loaf]
"Mothers of the Disappeared " U2
"Rocket Man" Elton John
“Nowhere Man” The Beatles [OR “This is America” Childish Gambino]
“Hamilton” Lin Manuel Maranda
“Please Mr. Postman” The Marvelettes
“Robot Man” Connie Francis
“For What It’s Worth (1967)” Buffalo Springfield
August-
“eXplosion” Anitta, Black Eyed Peas
"Wildfire" DeTrek
"Ramblin’ Man" The Allman Brothers Band
"Zombie Zoo" Tom Petty
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" Nirvana [OR “California Love Remix” 2Pac ft. Dr. Dre & Roger Troutman OR “Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard” Paul Simon]
“Rock You Like a Hurricane” (x2) Scorpions
“7 Shots” Volbeat
“Wakanda Forever” Heiakim
September-
“Notorious B.I.G.” Biggy Smalls
“Superbug” King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard
“Sinking Ship” Cake
“I’m Going to Venus” Adam Brand
“1 Sided Love” BlackBear
“Down with the Sickness” Disturbed
“1040 Blues” Robert Cray
October-
“You give me Fever" Peggy Lee
“Runnin’ With the Devil” Van Halen
“Fly on the Wall” Bobby V
“Somthin’ Bad” Miranda Lampert
“The Hopeless Housewife” Bad Religion
“Masturbation Blues” David Allen Cole
“Live and Let Die” Paul McCartney & Wings
“Blue Moon of Kentucky” Elvis Presley
November-
“Wires” The Neighborhood” [OR “Impeach God” Dethklok]
“Four Seasons” Vivaldi
“Here Are Many Wild Animals” A Camp
“I Lost on Jeopardy” Dr. Demento/ Weird Al
“Vaccine” George Lynch [OR “Uncivilization” Biohazard]
December-
"Telescope” Arti Manchinii
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Dude, I'd be eternally grateful, but it'd be really fecking difficult to hire anot'er guy fer Dethklok Australia.
Fucking! Gahd I hate my stupid brother! He won't fuckin' leave me alone about money and- oh damn it I wish I never hired 'im in the first place! Gahd damnit i am naht paying him 5 feckin' million dahllers because he doesn't know how to use his money! I need a drink, or maybe a vacation.
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i've been thinking about mihika and amber's friendship
#mihika ekanayake#she's like 'idk what this dethklok australia is; but i hope seth's still taking care of you'#i imagine she comes down to babysit once and has to deal with a revengencer attack or something
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