#Dazai is a twink

[lotus-pear]

"stop making akechi pancake jokes its 2024" no fuck you

[canthejustboremetodeath]

been wanting to post art, but I have no motivation to draw rn so have this 1 month old drawing I made for a fanfic I wrote

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[weedle-testaburger]

appealing to tumblr is easy, you just take a twink, give him a trenchcoat and put him through constant excruciating suffering

[kaeyx]

Being strong around Dazai... His strength focuses on moving his own body mostly to keep himself alive but imagine you work a physical job, or do strength training... Someone who's capable with their hands and good at lifting things and hauling them around. Dazai's wrists are weak from being broken one too many times and badly healed, his center of gravity wobbles when he has to handle heavy things, and honestly he doesn't feel like sweating most of the time so he leaves it to you. Immediately getting hard when he sees you pick people up in a fireman's carry or build a desk the agency just got after the last one broke, or helping the old couple from the coffee shop carry in their stock because they're getting a bit too old for that kind of thing.

Dazai loves sitting pretty and seeing you sweat, hunched over something or grunting when you haul a heavy object up off the ground, wiping your face on your shirt or fanning yourself when you get sweaty and messy. He bets you could pick him up no problem and might actually malfunction if you take him up on the challenge, memorising how your arms are solid under his legs and back, savouring how you haul him up over your shoulder like he's nothing, dreaming of your strong hand splayed across his body to keep him from slipping, wishing your grip would fail a bit just so you'd bounce him up into position and grab him tighter. Dazai knows you have to smell sooo good in that moment, sweaty and covered in grime or dirt, your skin hot to the touch, muscles shifting under your clothes as you put things in their place and stand up to stretch. He wants nothing more than to go right up to you and touch you, smell you, have your strong and steady hands on him overpowering him, pinning him down, bending him however you like and holding him so that he can't get away.

[nihilo-sensei]

The Infamous Chuuya-SSKK Car Ride

Two. Fucking. Hours.

Akutagawa and Atsushi have been arguing for two hours almost non-stop and there's still an hour to go in the trip. If you had asked Chuuya before he climbed into this four-wheeled prison what the most annoying thing on Earth was, he would've said without hesitation that it was dealing with Dazai. That was a more innocent time, a time before life had decided to punish him for his every felony, misdemeanor, and wasted gallon of milk. He wasn't sure if these apparently nuclear-powered bickering machines being confined to the backseat was better or worse for him. Probably better; at least one half of the invective wasn't being spewed directly into his left ear.

As much as he wanted to blame a member of the Armed Detective Agency for all of his misery, he was disappointed to say that it had been his subordinate and fellow mafioso who started this. Granted it hadn't taken much to get the weretiger to dive down to Akutagawa's level, but he was just trying to make conversation, asking if Chuuya listened to much music. Honestly, the gravity manipulator would've been delighted to spend a three-hour car ride talking about music, even with an ADA member. It was kind of nice that the kid had reached for some common ground between them. Akutagawa really hadn't needed to cut Chuuya off before he had a chance to answer by saying, "No one cares, weretiger." That one admittedly rude remark had sealed Chuuya's fate for the rest of the ride out to the countryside. Thanks, Aku.

"You better not get in my way when we get there, weretiger. The Port Mafia doesn't need Least Beneath the Moonlight."

"I guess I'll leave the job to Brash-ōmon, then. Get over yourself."

How are they still coming up with new insults? Chuuya hadn't even had the energy to tell them to shut the fuck up passed the 35-minute mark, about 25 minutes after his throat started to hurt from trying to match their combined volume. It was like they didn't even hear him. They were in their own little world together.

That was what he'd been warned about, though, wasn't it? Akutagawa and the tiger boy had… tension. He had heard about it from Dazai, but hadn't given it much thought. After all, why would he bother listening to anything that mummy's asshole says off the battlefield? He would happily throw Dazai off a building if he wasn't sure it would make that freak even happier than it would make Chuuya. Something about this train of thought makes Chuuya feel like a hypocrite for some reason. Where was he?

"At least I don't dip my bangs in Wite-Out!"

"Your impoverished ass could only afford one bang!"

Oh right, this thick fog of something making itself at home in Chuuya's backseat and inside his pounding skull. He had thought it was just a joke or an exaggeration, but this much passion for each other? Could all of that really just be simple hate? No, this doesn't really feel like hate. But if they don't hate each other why tell themselves that they do? That's so self-destructive. They should just confront their feelings like adults. Even if those feelings aren't romantic they could still find themselves good friends, they have a lot in common. At least they'd stop making their sexual tension or whatever everyone else's problem.

Why does Chuuya feel like a hypocrite again?

—

Chuuya stares into the rear-view mirror. The new Double Black had practically passed out five minutes into the drive to Yokohama. Not surprising after the mission had turned out to be far more complicated then they had anticipated. He wasn't complaining, he really couldn't deal with another three hours of angry sound waves bouncing around an enclosed space. Truthfully, they'd earned the rest. Even when the situation was going to shit they'd worked well together. Atsushi kept Akutagawa's mind on the civilians while Akutagawa's support kept Atsushi calm and focused. Chuuya sees now why Dazai put them together, not that Chuuya would ever openly tell the man he was right.

So he'd let the pair sleep, only debating whether he should wake them up after the blessedly silent car had crossed the Yokohama city limit. He had glanced into the mirror and caught sight of something that made him suddenly redirect as much attention as he safely could to it. The Sun had set halfway through the drive so he had had to wait for the car to pass the next street light to get a good look at it, and sure enough he saw exactly what he thought he had. At some point in the drive Atsushi and Akutagawa had leaned into each other while they slept. Atsushi's head was now resting on Akutagawa's shoulder while the mafioso's head rested on top of the weretiger's. Chuuya smiled. Definitely not hate.

As the car nears the ADA office, where Atsushi was to be dropped off, Chuuya pulls into a gas station with a new mission in mind. After he puts the car in park he takes out his phone and hopes that fatigue keeps the pair asleep and unaware while he does what needs to be done. He gambles on using the flash and wins a nice, clear picture that's going to absolutely make his fucking day the next time Akutagawa decides to make him sit through another "that goddamn foolish weretiger" rant. But was it really fair to make just Akutagawa suffer when Atsushi was about as responsible for Chuuya's three-hour ordeal earlier? No. And isn't the ADA all about that justice shit?

Chuuya opens his text thread with Dazai, taps his thumbs to the screen a few times, and hands down Atsushi's sentence with the push of 'Send'. He only has to wait a few seconds before the weretiger's irritating superior responds.

Mackerel (21:04): Oh my god, thank you so much for this! How useful my dog is becoming!

You (21:04): I seriously can't do this with you right now, Dazai. Those little bastards almost wiped me out on the way to the mission. They argued the entire time. I'm fucking tired.

Mackerel (21:05): Impressive, isn't it?

"Impressive" was one way of putting it. "Never gonna happen again" was another.

[iicaru2]

the bottom chuuya tag actually takes years off my life every time i see it. like are you sure? you're dying on THAT hill? when dazai is right fucking there? okay

[kyoukalover]

right. I'm going to talk about Dazai Osamu (the author and by extension the gay anime twink). Specifically the book name "No Longer Human"

Something about the title always had me confused because the original Japanese title is:

"人間失格" (ningenshikkaku)

Which by direct translation is

"人間" - human

"失格" - faliure/disqualification

And kudos to the translators for coming up with something as poet as "No Longer Human" because "Human Faliure" certainly has less flare. However the title itself (which is my own interpretation - so take it with a grain of salt) would be "Faliure to meet the standards of being human" or something along those lines. Which sort of matches what actual book is about as the main character - Yozo - has felt not human for a long while rather than the process of the character becoming "No Longer Human".

So in conclusion to that I feel "人間失格" does the novel slightly more justice than "No Longer Human" but it certainly has a nicer ring to it AND it sticks.

But then when you apply the "Faliure to meet the standards of being human" then I feel that really does apply to Dazai (BSD) too. Because we can see he was already messed up even before meeting Mori and joining the Port Mafia so maybe he always felt like he wasn't human.

[cutecapybarapics]

[tsugaruu]

Y'know i was thinking just how IMPULSIVE teen soukoku is. Like dazai may mock chuuya for being naive or impulsive but he's just as impulsive. Especially when its about chuuya. So i like to imagine if he ever just,,,, let out his thoughts without even realising it lmaooo

Chuuya: I have this weird urge to do something stupid.

Dazai: I'm stupid. Do me.

Chuuya:

Mori:

Hirotsu:

Koyou: *silently unsheathing her sword*

Dazai:

Dazai: did I say it outloud?

[starlightshadowsworld]

Okay but if bsd Atsushi was in fact a cannibal like Beast Atsushi.

It would've made that fight between Dazai so funny.

Dazai's just doing his whole "You can't beat me, my ability is... Are you trying to eat me?!"

Atsushi later is super embarrassed and Dazai's just like Atsushi I know I'm a snack and all but jeez.

[lotus-pear]

bsd rewatch w my friend means obligatory art of my fav found family ever

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

Thinking about Dazai’s clothes…the black pm jacket, the way it falls off as he runs to odasaku, the tan jacket he chooses to wear in the ADA, the white uniform he’s wearing now

[honeynclove]

I don’t go here but my friend asked me to make a sticker of this twink so here’s this guy

here’s him stickered

[pegging-satan]

The likelihood of Chuuya being the next PM boss and Kunikida guaranteed to be the ADA president,,, that bitch Dazai is living the y/n wattpad life

[nihilo-sensei]

Stray Thoughts on Bungo Stray Dogs: 55 Minutes [SPOILERS]

I just finished the amazing 55 Minutes light novel. These are some thoughts I occasionally typed out as I was reading.

(If you haven't read the novel this is all going to sound batshit.)

Casually admitting to breaking into the weather bureau because a weather report was wrong is a top-10 Kunikida moment.

Dazai giggling in trash cans reminds me of the laughing honey pot from the "Heffalumps and Woozles" sequence in Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day.

Poor Atsushi bombing at improv in front of the thieves while trying to stall for Kunikida to show up.

Okay, so we can add "Watched everything I know and love perish before dying myself in an earlier timeline, having the memory imprinted on my present self, and redoing an investigation from the beginning with a new ulterior goal with millions of lives hanging in the balance" to Atsushi's extensive list of traumas.

Kunikida puts just as much faith in Dazai as Atsushi does.

Atsushi taking the time to scare Dazai is such a little brother move.

Dazai immediately getting Atsushi back is such a big brother move.

Oh my god, Atsushi and Akutagawa died together in the other timeline! And now this timeline's SSKK are imprinted-memories-of-a-localized-apocalypse buddies! I can totally be normal about that. Maybe.

Oh good, Atsushi gets to embarrass himself twice when dealing with the thieves. At least he handled it well the second time around.

Jesus, how much pudding did Dazai force-feed a guy for it to qualify as torture?

Nice to know that canon!Atsushi and (presumably) BEAST!Atsushi share stealth skills. Makes sense. They both snuck into the kitchen to make themselves a decent meal at an orphanage that would beat them for just breathing.

Confirmation that Atsushi is "covered in scars" beyond the two burns on his torso, meaning that he only recently inherited the tiger's powers of regeneration.

Higuchi celebrating getting a compliment from Akutagawa is adorable.

I love watching Atsushi grow as an actual detective. It's easy to miss because he's often around Dazai and Ranpo, but I've always maintained that he's pretty smart in his own right. He figures a lot of things out for himself.

Kunikida heading the "How to save Dazai if he dies" committee is very sweet.

It's funny how the easiest way to get SSKK to get along in the early days was for a villain to suggest that they could get along.

"Finish it. Bring him peace." Damn, Aku.

That last bit with Wells… Fuck.

[damianito]

THE SKK TRIPLETS ARE SO ADORABLE AAHHH

THANK YOU AAAHHHH