#Dave plz

[quietpersephone]

we officially have live action zeb. dare i hope? 😯

[toypretend]

beta kids but i only read less than half of homestuck in middle school

[f7ang073]

[noodlewritez]

Beggin' for it.

Pairings: Dave Lizewski X Fem! Reader Warnings: Smut (EVERYONE IS 18+!!), oral (Fem receiving), Dave being a BOTTOM (and a munch), literally no plot

(A/N: I have not posted fanfics/smut in like 3 years so bear with me, be nice please LOL)

You twirled your hair in class as you stared your preying eyes at Dave Lizewski, your nerdy boyfriend. You've had a thing for him since he hit puberty, put on some glasses and started reading comics.

Did that make him hotter? Fuck, that made him so much hotter.

He looks up and looks at you, getting nervous, smiling and looking back down at his paper, blushing now. He’s so getting it in later. When class ends, you immediately get up from your seat, grab your bag and walk over to him, gripping his arm with your fingers and smirking as you walk out of the classrom.

It made him feel proud that such a pretty girl like you wanted to even hang out with him let alone date him. Not to mention, made his friends jealous. A hot girl like you? With Dave?

~As soon as you got to Dave's house, your lips couldn't stay off of each other, the heat rising in your core already. He could do that to you, he was the only one who could do that to you. He sat down on the bed where you straddled him, encasing his body with your thighs. He whimpers and immediately, you know he's gone.

You smile into the kiss, running your fingers through his hair, leaning down to bite at his neck. "Take off your shirt, Davey." You command and he follows, not hesitating, taking his shirt off and you pin him down, laying him down.

You start grinding down onto his hard dick, making him release a string of whimpers into your mouth making you smirk, getting cocky now. You break the kiss. "Getting desperate much?" You tease.

Dave looks up at you with his puppy dog eyes and bite his lip. He nods and pleads you.

"Please...Please keep going, I need it."

And with that, you're gone too.

You strip your clothes, throwing them over your shoulder all over Dave's room, not caring where they land. He shucks his jeans off and gets off the bed as you settle on the edge of it.

He hikes your knees over his shoulders, kissing and biting your thighs hard which makes your head dizzy and you hiss through your teeth (he knows you love it tho). He licks a stripe up your clothed cunt, panting and lapping at it like he's a fucking animal, making you play with his curls , as he massages your sensitive bundle of nerves.

"Fuck, Dave, hurry the fuck up!" You whine as you start to squirm against his tongue and he smiles, wanting nothing more than to satisfy his beautiful girlfriend. He moves your lacey panties to the side and licks a stripe up the sticky mess he created.

"Fuck!" You cry out and your fingers immediately tighten around his brown curls. "Davey...!" He smiles into your cunt and starts lapping your clit, glasses fogging up as he starts to pant. He sucks on your clit, making you tighten up around nothing, ankles dragging against his back and making you sob out in pleasure.

You huff out a few short breaths and with that, you know you're done.

"Dave...cumming..."

You clench your legs around his head as he keeps licking, keeping the same pace but inserting his fingers in to make sure he could feel his cunt cumming for him.

[ccyanideapples]

mmmmyyyyyyy boyy we dont seee eachother much

[dreamicloudz]

FLASHING LIGHTS AND FAST MOVING IMAGES WARNING

high roller come back sooner I need you </3 My girlfriend convinced me to post this here teehee

[johndavedaily]

I thought day 71 was really cute (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

OMGG I LOVE THIS SM

day 76

[persephone-nymph]

Brody Dalle, Josh Homme, Dave Navarro, and Dave Grohl for Rolling Stone (June, 2003)

[farbexx]

what the sigma, I love him

[2plolohs]

My shitty little drawing for @davekatweek day one that i totally got in on time 👍👍👍 credited w @2plolo bc that’s me on twt

[poorslaindoll]

I told myself I wasn’t gonna do any angst but I am not a ghoul of my word apparently.

Today’s prompt was to do either Prospit and Derse, or to do Dream Bubbles. I went with dream bubbles and specifically the Dave and Karkat from the Game Over timeline. Low key it’s a bit of a shame that we don’t see what happened with Karkat after Game Over. Like yeah I know he fell into lava but like does a player not get to become a ghost if their body was destroyed? Did ghost Karkat manage to crawl out of the lava pit or did he just manifest back up on the platform? Or maybe this was answered and I just forgot. Who knows?

Oh also I made it DaveKat bc I’m predictable.

Anyway prompt credit to @413countdown

[cyrusclouds]

he's staring at you with his very autistic eyes

[intoxicatingimmediacy]

[happyk44]

answering this ask has me closing my weary eyes at the thought of Poseidon, when rebuffed by the woman of his obsession because she wants to preserve her virginity and freedom, sends a dolphin after her to convince her to come marry him anyway

a dolphin

the marine animal who is so well-known for their normal mating habits and non-violent non-coercive behaviours towards other dolphins and other species (they are not)

[patheticpretending]

i sometimes remember how much I love Evelin

[baura-bear]

I’m rewatching bandstand rn and I’m about to be INSUFFERABLE!!!!!!! ITS SO GOOD!!!!!!!