#Danisnotonfire x reader

[blossoms-phan]

phannies drop ur wildest confessions mine is that I used to read phanfiction that was written in the captions of instagram posts updated weekly and it was dan x f!reader where I would literally imagine myself as some manic pixie dream girl that randomly ran into my favourite straight ™ youtuber danisnotonfire in the streets of london and dated him under the prying eyes of jealous fans and in the presence of his bestie phil (lmao this was so important to me age 12 as a professional fangirl barf you don’t even know it took me a few months but I eventually found the #phan lifestyle)

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I posted 594 times in 2022

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I tagged 390 of my posts in 2022

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#dan and phil - 50 posts

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#phan - 30 posts

#ospbb 2022 - 26 posts

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#old school phandom big bang - 22 posts

#anastasia - 21 posts

#anastasia 1997 - 20 posts

#dracula daily - 18 posts

Longest Tag: 127 characters

#update everyone tagging this with their/their friends fav ocs is so cute i love you people im scrolling thru my notifs in tears

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Day three of maylorweek 2022, still going strong, a mood board for a single parent Roger x teacher Brian au I'm working on 😁

@beatlegirl1968 #maylorweek2022

24 notes - Posted July 23, 2022

#4

For the @phandomgiftexchange , my gift for @upintwenty ! I based this off of the prompt, slice of life and fluff, and the idea of the fic that I thought of (between ospbb and work it didn't happen lol) but I was glad to be able to practice my art skills 😁

I used magic poser and Sketchbook for this piece, then InCollage to add the watermark and edit slightly. Tumblr messed with the quality, but I hope y'all like it 😄

26 notes - Posted July 9, 2022

#3

For day four of Maylor week 2022, an old married couple type aesthetic 😁

@beatlegirl1968 loving this prompt for today!

30 notes - Posted July 24, 2022

#2

Presenting my @carryonthroughtheages art piece!

Continuing on from my Anastasia obsession (literally just did an Anastasia au for the ospbb), that's the theme for this art! Ft Simon as Princess Anastasia and Baz as Dmitri!

Using MagicPoser and Sketchbook, one version without the background.

40 notes - Posted September 17, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Knew I'd Find You Again || OSPBB fic 2022

Announcing my fic for this year's @oldschoolpbb event, an Anastasia au combining the movie and musical, from the end of the Russian empire to the wonder of Paris. Featuring Phil as the missing Grand Duke Philip Lestov of Russia and Dan as Daniel Howlov, a conman working alongside Cornelia in a scheme to find an imposter and gain a reward while finding the real thing on the way. They must stay one step ahead of Deputy Commissioner Kolya Petrov, set on finishing his father's mission, and Rasputin, determined to end the Lestov line for good.

In the twilight of the Russian Empire, the younger son of Czar Nigel Lestov finds an unlikely friend in a kitchen boy with a very different past. Philip Lestov has no idea what is to come, this future with his new friend stretching out as far as he can see, and Daniel Howlov gets a glimpse at a world so far from his own. Ten years later, the czar and his wife are dead and their older son is left to live with his grandmother in Paris; far from the new regime that wants the Lestovs dead. The young tsarevich Philip has gone missing while rumors fly of his survival. The dowager Empress has offered a reward, ten million rubles for her beloved grandsons return, a reward that does not go unnoticed by now conman Daniel Howlov and his close friend, former Duchess Cornelia. When they come across a man with no memories and a resemblance to the prince, the two hatch a plan. Followed closely by Kolya Petrov, an officer set on completing his fathers mission, and the mystic Rasputin, who wants nothing more than the death of the last Lestovs, they must journey to Paris with their fake prince. Instead of a reward, they find something much more unexpected waiting for them. Dan counted on a way out, not falling in love. (og in notes)

Featuring @spoiledmuffin and @husbants as my wonderful beta readers, and the amazing art of @paradisobound ! Header by me with photos from pinterest, edits of dnp were done by me as well.

Read the fic below, and enjoy!

111 notes - Posted June 9, 2022

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(This feels accurate, love that dnp took over lmao)

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Would You Be So Kind

Dan x Reader 

A/N: Another request from @wolfgirl-1981 , based on the song Would You Be So Kind by Dodie. I have decided I am absolutely rubbish at song requests, and this is yet again another song I hadn’t heard of before so this is my own take on the lyrics. I hope this is ok! Moose :)

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I have a question

It might seem strange

How are your lungs?

Are they in pain?

You knew you were staring, but you couldn’t help it. He was honestly the most gorgeous man you had ever laid your eyes upon. He was perfect. No, of course he wasn’t perfect, who is? But he was everything you could have ever dreamed of having in your life. Except, he wasn’t yours.

'Cause mine are aching

Think I know why

I kinda like it though

You wanna try?

“You alright there, kiddo?” Dan pulled you out of your trance, “You’re staring into the abyss over there” 

“Sorry, just deep in thought” you mumbled, your eyes flickering back to the TV screen as you took another bite out of your pizza. 

“What were you thinking about?” 

“Not a lot really” you shrugged. 

“So you were deep in thought about…nothing?” 

“Don’t question me, Howell or I WILL kill your ass” 

“Don’t threaten me, Y/N or I WILL steal the rest of your pizza” he warned teasingly, stealing your pizza box and holding it out of your reach as you lunged towards him. 

“DAN!” You whined, “Give it back!!” 

“Ok, ok” Dan laughed to himself, “Calm your short ass down” 

“I’m not that short” you whispered, “You’re just a giant” 

“Ouch” Dan clutched his chest, “Hit me where it hurts why don’t you” 

“Shut up and finish your pizza, I’m trying to watch!” 

“Alright, alright” Dan continued to chuckle lightly to himself, turning his attention back to the TV as he munched away on what was left of his pizza. 

Aaaand you were staring again.

Oh would you be

So kind

As to fall in love with me, you see

I’m trying

The way his lips twitched into a subtle smile, the way his dimples showed when he laughed at whatever stupid joke was just played on the TV, the way his curls would bounce every time he moved even the slightest. You felt yourself falling in love with him more and more each second. 

I know you know that I like you

But that’s not enough

So if you will

Please fall in love

“So…you’re staring at me?” Dan questioned, his eyes on you as you continued to stare at each of his beautiful features. 

“Wh-what? No” you stuttered, your head snapping towards the TV when you realised you had been caught. 

“You totally were” he snickered. 

“No” you stated plainly, “You just have a little bit of pizza…right there” 

“Oh” Dan hurriedly wiped his mouth, a pink blush creeping onto his cheeks. 

It was that little blush that made your stomach flip and turn into knots. If only you had the courage to tell him. 

I think it’s only fair

There’s gotta be some butterflies somewhere

Wanna share?

'Cause I like you

But that’s not enough

So if you will

Please fall in love with me

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Let's write a story

Be in my book

You’ve got to join me on my page

At least take a look

Shit. He was blushing. You had totally called his bluff. He could have sworn that you were staring at him. Or at least he hoped you were. 

He had fallen head over heels for you the moment he first met you. The way your hair always sat perfectly, the way your eyes shone in the sunlight, the way they crinkled when you laughed that perfect laugh. YOU were perfect. No, of course you weren’t perfect, who is? But you were everything he could have ever dreamed of having in his life. Except, he wasn’t yours.

Oh, where are your manners?

You need some time?

Let’s swap chests today

That might help you decide

“Ah shit, look at the time!” You yawned, “I better head home” 

“Aw,” he groaned, “Do you have to? My life is boring without you!” 

“Woah, I’m hurt on behalf of Phil!” 

“You know what I meant” Dan smiled, “You didn’t finish your pizza” 

“You eat it. I’m stuffed” you stretched, leaping off the sofa and heading towards the door.

“Come on, Dan” he whispered to himself, catching up to you, “Now or never” 

Oh would you be

So kind

As to fall in love with me, you see

I’m trying

“What was that?” You asked, having heard a mumble behind you. 

“Do you want to stay here? Phil wouldn’t mind you using his bed” Dan said quickly, cursing himself in his head. 

“Uhhhh…” 

“Do you have work tomorrow?” 

“Well, no but-“ 

“Great. I’ll grab the freezer out of the ice cream and we can play kart Mario” Dan jumbled his words.

“Ice cream out the freezer and play Mario Kart?” You chuckled, seeing his blush reappear. 

“Yeah…yeah that’s the one” 

“Sure. Sure, I can stay up until 3am” you shrugged your coat back off and rushed back into the living room. 

Dan just stood speechless, watching as you gleefully ran back into his home. 

I know you know that I like you

But that’s not enough

So if you will

Please fall in love

Dan walked back into the living room and had noticed that you had made yourself comfortable around a variety of pillows and blankets. He smiled lovingly, not noticing you were staring. 

“Dan?” You giggled, “Stop gawking at me and sit the hell down so I can whoop your ass” 

“I wasn’t staring at you…you still have one shoe on” he pointed, making you blush. 

“Oh,” you noticed, blushing at your mistake. 

The butterflies in his stomach flipped and fluttered as he watched you chuck your shoe across the room and shuffled further into the sofa, staring up the switch with the biggest smile on your face.

I think it’s only fair

There’s gotta be some butterflies somewhere

Wanna share?

'Cause I like you

But that’s not enough

So if you will

Please fall in love with me

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The competition got fierce between the two of you, food fights had erupted and there were sweets everywhere. There were celebration dances when either of you would win, there was swearing when the sore loser would be teased by the other. Dan watched you dance around the front room when you had won the final race of all the courses, skipping gleefully and sticking your middle finger up, right in Dan’s face. 

Oh, do me a favour

Can your heart rate rise a little?

Do me a favour

Can your heart rate rise a little?

He was going to do it, he was going to ask you. He wanted to be yours. 

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You had won. You had won the game and truly whooped Dan’s ass. You giggled when Dan had tackled you onto the sofa, tickling your sides as you continued to be an incredibly sore winner. 

Oh do me a favour

Can your heart rate rise a little?

Do me a favour

The two of you landed on the sofa and you found yourself pinned down, still wheezing from your laughing fit as Dan giggled on top of you. The laughing soon came to a halt when both of you realised how close you were to each other. Somewhere you had both wanted to be for so long.

“Oh, would you be

So kind

As to fall in love with me, you see-“ Dan whispered.

“I’m trying” you whispered back, inching your lips closer to his.

“I know you know that I like you” He chuckled, stroking your hair between his fingers.

“But that’s not enough”

Dan’s eyes locked with yours, filled with love, “So if you will, please”

“Fall in love with me”

[damnsammmmfics]

Be My Mistake

A/N: lmao it's been awhile hasn't it. Soz not soz for not updating lmao just had no inspiration and tbh couldn't be bothered

Song(s) Used: Be My Mistake - The 1975

Started: 18th February 2019

Finished: 11 March 2019

Genre: Angst

Word Count: 592 words

Third Person P.O.V

Dan lays alone in bed, seemingly thinking of a time where he wasn't alone, well more importantly, where he never felt alone; because the fact is that he wasn't alone. There was a girl who came around every now and then. Her name was Amelia. She was a friend of sorts. She worked for Dan and his best friend, Phil. But this girl was more than an employee, she was a re bound of some sort.

A few months prior, Dan and his longtime girlfriend (Y/N) broke up, and unsurprisingly, Dan hasn't been taking it well. When he's alone, he longs for her touch, her scent, her kiss, anything that could make him feel like she was still with him. But at the same time, he wanted to forget. He wanted to forget how she felt, forget how she smelled and forget the feeling of her lips on his.

The feeling of fleeting loneliness descends upon Dan. He wants to feel something other than loneliness, even if it's only for 5 minutes. So he does what he does all the time when he feels this way; he calls Amelia.

"Fuck, you know how much I love these jeans on you, but they have to come off." Amelia says seductively, pulling at Dans zipper and unbuttoning his jeans. The jeans that (Y/N) bought him. It's almost ironic how much Amelia loves them. She must think that Dan wears them because of how much she loves them on him, but he only wears them because it's the only thing he has left of (Y/N).

After the jeans are off, she goes back to Dans face, kissing him or making out with him or whatever you want to call it. And, Dan would be lying if he said he didn't find Amelia sexually attractive, she could get him hard, but in the end it was (Y/N) who made him weak to the knees. She always had that affect on him, and she always will. But he would also be lying if he said he never thought of (Y/N) during their scandalous encounters.

Dan knows he shouldn't keep on calling Amelia, because they shouldn't really be talking unless it's business related. But he just can't help it. Sex with Amelia seems to be the only thing that takes his mind off of (Y/N).

But when the deed is done, Amelia wants to cuddle and stay over, but Dan just wants the lights off and to fall asleep, and to dream about a time where he was happy and things turned out right for him.

He doesn't want her waiting outside of his hotel rooms, waiting for him and waiting for sex. He doesn't necessarily want her specifically. He just wants to feel something that isn't sadness and longing for (Y/N) and Amelia just happened to be around. Because Dan gets lonely without her. And while Amelia makes jokes about how they should get together, and Dan walks around with a glass of whiskey in hand, laughing at the so called jokes she's making, He knows deep down;

That Amelia is nothing but a mistake, She's just his mistake, and something to help him forget about the one he truly loves.

[justauthoring]

just a hunch // daniel howell

Request: ooo can u do a dan howell x reader where the reader went to america to do a collab with another youtuber and dan is just super cuddly and attached to the reader when she gets back?? i’ve had a bad day and could use some of your lovely writing to cheer me up😁

Please don’t plagiarize my work!

Word Count: 469

You wake up with feeling of another pressed against your back, arms wrapped tightly around your waist. It instantly brings a smile to your face, comfort flooding your entire being as you slowly blink the sunlight in.

You’re buried under Daniel’s covers, nothing but one of his shirts on and some panties. You’re comfortable, warm, and happy. You’ve missed this feeling, incredibly so, and while you don’t regret travelling down to America to collab with a few of your fellow American youtuber friends, it feels nice to be back home, in Daniel’s arms.

His face is buried in the crook of your neck, and as you tilt your head slightly over your shoulder, your smile only grows wider. You lay there for a moment, basking in the feeling of being in his arms, before deciding to get up and see if Phil’s also awake.

You flip off the covers, the cool air of the morning causing goosebumps to grow along your bare legs and arms. But, just as you set your left arm in the right place, about to push yourself up and onto your feet, Daniel’s grip tightens and he moans dejectedly in response.

“I didn’t know you were awake,” you comment, your voice soft as you turn your head once more over your shoulder. Daniel’s eyes slowly peel open, the face of just being asleep evident as he licks his lips slowly, returning moisture to them.

“I’ve been awake for a while,” he mumbles against your neck.

“Why didn’t you get up?”

“Didn’t want to.”

You laugh lightly, shaking your head. Setting your right hand over his arms, you attempt at pushing yourself up again. “Come on, Dan,” you sigh, “we can’t lay in bed all day. Plus, i’d promise Phil i’d cook breakfast for him. He said he missed my cooking.”

“I just got you back,” Daniel whispers, his voice husky. “I don’t plan on letting you go.”

Falling back, you shift in his arms, Daniel allowing you enough room to do so as you turn to your other side. He shifts his head backwards slightly, so he can see you better, and, once you’re situated, you set your hand on his cheek. “Dan,” you call, “we have to get up.”

“No, we don’t.”

“You really just want to lay in bed all day, cuddling?”

A small, content smile falls on his lips as he nods. “I couldn’t sleep without you here,” he explains, “so, now that you are...”

Laughing lightly, you shake your head, leaning forward to press a kiss against his nose. “Just for a little longer, okay?” You compromise, “I do have to edit those videos I filmed.”

Daniel just hums in response, pulling you closer.

Something tells you those ‘few hours’, are gonna drag on a little longer. Possibly the whole day.

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[danny-philly-imagines]

Imagine Dan and Phil reacting to your horror game VR experience.

[writing-of-fandoms-blog]

Dan Howell x Reader

Fandom: YouTube, danisnotonfire, Daniel Howell, Dan and Phil

Parings: Dan Howell x Reader

Warnings: Language

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Dan’s POV

I let out a big sigh. 

I was currently standing in a club, drink in hand, hating life. 

My best friend, Phil Lester, knows I hate clubs and big groups of people, but tonight was a celebration of the new year, and lots of youtubers had gathered here to party. 

I felt obligated to go. I definitely didn’t want to come. 

“Dan, come on! Let’s have some fun.” Phil elbowed me. “I am having fun.” I replied. 

Phil rolled his eyes. “Yeah, it really looks like you’re having fun.” 

I just rolled my eyes back, ignoring him. I let out another big sigh before glancing around the room.

There was, of course, the group of youtubers who partied like this every night hanging out by the bar. 

My group of friends were hanging out in a corner by some booths, just chatting and sipping on their drinks. 

Looking to the left of the room, I saw a group of girls, presumably beauty gurus, chatting. 

There was a girl I didn’t recognize, surprisingly. She wore a long, glittery silver dress. Her hair was loosely tied into a pretty bun. Curious, I moved closer, standing behind a fake plant to make it seem less obvious. 

I couldn’t see her face, but damn, her body was nice. Phil came up to me now, startling me slightly. “What are you doing, Dan?”

I nodded towards the girl. “That girl is thick.” I chuckled, trying to joke around. 

Phil smirked. “Go talk to her.” My eyes widened. “Talk to her? I don’t even know her. She probably doesn’t know who I am either.”

“So?” Phil said, still smirking. I sighed. “What would I even say to her?” 

“Introduce yourself.” He gave me a little shove in her direction. “Go on. Ask her to dance or something.” 

What is this, high school? I sighed again before walking up to her, Phil following close behind for moral support.  

I put my hand on her shoulder, and she turned around. It took everything I had to resist letting my jaw drop. She was stunning! 

She now had a big smile on her face. “Hi!” She said. 

“Um, hi! I’m Dan, nice to meet you.” I held my hand out, and she shook it. 

“I know! I’m (Y/N).” 

“You know who we are?” Phil now asked. 

“Yes! I love your videos.” She giggled. I smiled, hoping she couldn’t see me blushing. “That’s great, thank you for the support.” I said. She flashed another smile. 

Suddenly, the song changed, and it was a slow song now. Couples all around the club began to slow dance together. 

I felt Phil nudge me. Looking at him, he had a look in his eyes that said, “Go for it!” 

I cleared my throat. “Um, would you like to dance?” I looked down at my feet. 

She grabbed my hand, causing me to look at her again. “I would! Let’s go!” 

“Oh, okay!” I chuckled nervously as she pulled me onto the dance floor. Looking back, Phil was giving me a thumbs up before going back to our group of friends. 

Now on the dance floor, (Y/N) wrapped her arms around my neck, and I placed my hands on her waist. We slowly swayed with the music. “I am actually surprised you know who I am.” I chuckled. 

“Why’s that?” 

“Well I just don’t see myself as a very popular youtuber. I mean there’s more popular people than me out there.” She rolled her eyes at me. 

“Well of course there is, but that doesn’t mean you aren’t a well-known youtuber either. I love your videos! I’ve been watching since I was 18.” 

I felt my heart skip a beat. “Really?” “Yes! You’re awesome.” 

(Y/N) flashed me another smile as she wrapped her arms around my neck tighter. I moved my arms around her back, pulling her closer to me. 

She gave me another smile before leaning her head on my shoulder. I looked up to see Phil gathering my friends and pointing at me. Everyone started giving me a thumbs up and smiling. 

Biting my lip, I stifled a chuckle and leaned my head against (Y/N)’s. The song came to an end, and the club began to come to a close. The group of girls came to get (Y/N), giggling and whispering as they glanced at me. 

I walked out of the club with Phil, who was wagging his eyebrows at me. “See! That went so well. Don’t say Philly doesn’t know what he’s doing!” I laughed and playfully punched my best friend’s arm. 

“Oh whatever, it was one dance.” I laughed. “Besides, I’m probably never going to see her again after tonight.” 

Suddenly, I heard someone calling my name. Turning around, (Y/N) was walking towards Phil and I. 

“Hey, Dan, I was wondering if you’d like to hang out sometime?” She smiled confidently at me. 

I felt a blush begin to creep up on my face. “Um, yeah! Sure that would be great, should we exchange numbers?” I blurted out before mentally slapping myself in the face.

She nodded, handing me her phone. “Oh, cool.” I did the same, and then she gave Phil and I a hug. “It was very nice to meet you guys!” 

“Yeah, you too!” Phil waved as she ran back towards her friends. 

Looking at Phil, he gave me another smirk. I rolled my eyes, smiling. “Let’s go home.”

[fanstruggle]

Amazing art of Daniel and Phil. By plastic.ghost

[teenyntoothsome]

Dan Howell Imagine

“Daniel Howell stop it!!” You squealed as Dan’s fingers danced along your sides. “Never!!” Your sweet boyfriend growled as he playfully bit at your exposed neck. “Dan!! I can’t breath!!” You gasped between breaths as he locked you his grasp at the mercy of this tickle fury. “Clearly you can since you’re giggling like crazy.” Dan charged back in an annoyingly know it all tone. “You’re gonna pay!!” You chocked out in your fit of nearly painful non stop laughter. “I would love to see you try love!!” Dan challenged back as he rolled over you leading to a simultaneous thud as you two plopped on the floor below. 

[philanddanxreader]

Want To Shoot A Video?

Hello, Lovebugs.

Dan X Reader

Warnings- smut. A lot of smut.

Blurb where Dan and the reader finally agree to his wishes for filming them do the sexy times and Dan gets off to it later on 😌 please I need this •_• ~ 🌹

You were leaving back home in two days. The last two weeks had been wonderful together. Dan took you to every touristy thing he could think of. He took you to his parents for a few days so his mother could show you and tell you every embarrassing moment of his life. But now it was just the two of you hanging out in his room trying to get in as many cuddles as possible before you had to catch your flight.

Dan had released a heavy sigh as he squeezed you tight around your middle.

“Penny for your thoughts?” You said receiving his kiss on your cheek.

“I know I'm not supposed to be thinking about it yet but I'm going to miss you like crazy. Are you sure you can’t come move in sooner than half a year?” You returned Dan’s kiss as he snuggled his face into your neck.

“Shhh. You are ruining the cuddling mood.” You had pinched Dan’s arm as you innocently looked up at him. “You are right. You’re not supposed to be thinking about things like this.” Dan’s breath was tickling your neck as he breathed in and out. “I don't want to talk about moving, or leaving. I don't think I want to do anything today. The only thing I want is to just stay here with you and cuddle. Maybe even pretend that I'm not leaving so soon.”

“I hope you can add something else to your plans.” Dan had raised his head from your neck making sure to give you a cheeky grin.

“Hmm, thinking of trying to get into my pants? I think I may need some deep convincing.” Dan made a face at this.

“You have never needed much convincing before. Shall I wiggle my eyebrows suggestively? Maybe I can stroke your hair and sing you a love song through the window from the garden down below.” You let out an audible groan to let Dan know you weren't impressed.

“You really are a regular old Juliet.”

“I think you mean Romeo,” Dan said matter of factly.

“Really? I think you would be the one who would fake a death and then fuck it up so bad that you end up having your plan backfired.” Dan thought for a moment as he was about to make a comment then decided against it.

“See. Now kiss me already. Just like in that stupid old story.” Dan did as you said kissing your lips softly like if he kissed too hard you might break. “I think I'm truly smitten with you.” You said returning another kiss to Dan.

“Smitten? You have spent much of your time around my grandmother and her posh accent.”

“I love your grandma! She is the sweetest. Oh, and the stories she told about you. You could make a whole series of reasons why baby Dan was a fail.”

“I think I change my mind. You can go home now. You are annoying me.” Dan was about to give you another kiss before pulling slightly away from your already expecting lips. “I think I’m going to keep you from telling the world all my embarrassing stories by just never stopping kissing you. I don't know what I'm going to do without you here. I like to kiss you and cuddle you.” You would never admit it but the kissing seemed to work.

“Mmm, what else do you like to do with me?” You said receiving another peck from Dan.

“ Excuse my french but I also really love fucking you. When you leave all I have is my imagination to fill in the bits of you being with me.”

“That was strangely sweet of you just now. You know in an ‘I don't like to masturbate because I would much rather prefer your sweet sweet lady bits.’ kind of way.” Dan pushed you over on your back as he hovered over you.

“I have a proposition for you, and it's not a business one.” You knew exactly what Dan had in mind as his proposition was pressing into your thigh at the current moment.

“You have peaked my interest. Go on.”

“So you can absolutely say no but remember when you said you wanted to get me a goodbye present?” You nodded along thinking you knew where Dan was going with this. “ I want to shoot a video together. But not for youtube.”

You had to take a moment before realizing exactly what Dan was requesting of you. “Are you suggesting that we make an adult video?” Dan had the cheekiest grin on as he nodded his head.

“I know it's probably a no but I do have to ask if you would consider it. It’s just. It would be something just for me. You are the one I am obsessed with. Nothing would make me happier than to have you be the one I get to watch.” It didn't take very long for you to make up your mind. This really wasn't the worst idea. You had been sending Dan photos and little videos for at least a year now. This wouldnt make you worry about it getting in the hands of the wrong person. Or the risk of it being sent to the wrong person as it would be for Dan and only Dan.

“I don't see why not? I think it may be a bit of fun. But no fancy camera. God knows we don't want our sex tape to be in HD.” Dan laughed as he planted a loud kiss against your lips before jumping out of bed to find all of the things the two of you would need.

It had been a week since you had left and for some reason, this time felt even harder. Dan missed the way you would play with his hair in the bed. He hated having to figure out the time difference to even talk to you. If Dan was being honest he really missed fooling around with you. He loved everything about you. You made him laugh like no one ever has. He never felt awkward around you. but at the moment all he had on his mind was your body.

The way his hands roamed over your body. When you would get goosebumps when he would touch you lightly or run slow circles on your thigh. The way you would smile after as you made him cuddle up. Dan didn’t like to feel vulnerable or needy. He liked to be in control of everything he possibly could be. You being gone was something he couldn't control. If it was up to him you would be living here with Phil and himself. Dan tried to push you out of his mind but unfortunately, he had something else that wouldn't let him forget.

Dan decided to run his palm over himself over his boxers before releasing a little whimper. He had been so busy with his new video and missing you that he hadn't had time to properly take care of himself. He dipped his hand under the fabric to give a squeeze to his balls. The more attention he gave himself the more he realized how much he needed this release. He gave a few long strokes before remembering of your little parting gift.

Dan tossed the blankets quickly to the side to grab his laptop and headphones off of his desk. After the two of you shot the risky video on his phone he put it on his computer then quickly forgot about it.

Opening up the video player Dan clicked around until he found the one he was looking for. The video started black making Dan think he must have clicked the wrong thing until he heard your laugh through his headphones. Then suddenly a flash of light as you screeched at him to turn off the flash. The video quickly ended making Dan remember that he did, in fact, have to start shooting the video again.

After clicking next he found exactly what he had been looking for. Dan hit play as he got comfortable against his headboard.his screen lit up from him removing his hand from the phone to rest against the book he had on his side table. There you were looking back at him through the video. You were smiling with nothing more on than your bra and panties. Dan was off screen probably grabbing a condom from his dresser drawer. 

“Should I say something to you? Well, not you but the future you who will watch this. Hi, Danny. It’s me. your smoking hot girlfriend. If you are watching this I am either not reachable by phone or you are all alone sad and in need of some porn. In that case. Enjoy, and tell me how it went afterwards. Sound good? Future you better be telling me how much you miss me.” Dan was back on the screen as he jumped into the bed behind you.

“Oh, this will be the last resort for me. As I would much rather be talking to you. Or actually touching you.” Dan was hovering over you making sure to give you lots of kisses. It was always like this. When you first got there and right before you left. Dan couldn't stop leaving kisses everywhere.

“Do you think we should make this a proper porn video? You know with the whole shebang. Oral for both of us, sex, and then you finish on my boobs.” Both video Dan and watching this Dan gave an audible sigh.  

“You are adorable, I love you so much. But please stop talking.” You made a little zipper motion over your mouth to signal you would try to be as quiet as a church mouse.”Good. Now let me go down on you then fuck you so hard you are feeling the repercussions days later.” You couldn't help the giggle that escaped. you knew he wasn't lying about the last part. It was more of an excitement giggle than anything. 

The next few minutes were a mix of clothes being tossed around on the floor mixed with kisses and little giggles from the both of you. Dan had been so interested in watching what was unfolding between the two of you on his screen that he almost forgot that something was straining at his pants to spring free. Well almost forgot. Dan palmed himself once again letting out a strained moan from the pressure building in the pit of his stomach for the desperate need for a release. 

Freeing himself from his sweatpants and boxers Dan’s cock was already rock hard with the tip slightly leaking precum. Running his left hand over the tip he slowly stroked down his shaft to the base. Giving a squeeze to his balls before working his way back up. 

Looking back at the screen Porn Dan was already going down on porn you. Your thighs were being held down with Dan’s arms wrapped around them so you wouldn't be able to squirm as much. From where Dan had left his phone on the nightstand he was able to have a good vantage point to watch your chest rise and fall with every breath you were taking. Your moans and little gasps were echoing off of the wall in the room right into Dan’s headphones. It sounded like you were moaning there right beside him and not from the past. Dan continued sliding his hand up and down his stiff cock with a bit more vigour than before. The way your back arched as he continued licking and teasing at you. Dan knew that was one of your first orgasms of the night. He watched as you grabbed onto his hair while tilting your own head back, letting the orgasm wash over you. One evening after a particularly fun night Dan looked down at you as you cuddled into him with this light flush of pink still on your cheeks even after a while after.

“I think orgasm bliss looks good on you my dear.” Dan knew exactly what he was doing because he got the exact reaction he wanted from you covering your smile while your cheeks started to burn again. “A little bit of shy embarrassment looks good on you too. Cheeks hurt from smiling yet?” You rolled your eyes as you cuddled closer into Dan so you could hide the smile he was so excited to give you.

Dan’s mind came back from wandering when he realized that thought wasn't going to help him with the little problem he had created. 

Stroking at himself again Dan released a heavy sigh, trying to release some or really any tension that was built up. Dan ran his hand over the tip letting the precum help aid in the ease of touching himself. Dan looked down from the hard cock in his hand to the screen on his laptop. The two of you were kissing as Dan rolled a condom over himself. What he wouldn't give to have you under him like that sooner rather than later. 

Dan watched as teased your entrance with his cock. You had already been soaking wet so it really wasn't that hard to slip into you after a little bit of teasing.As Dan thrust in and out of you on screen he matched his own pace as he stroked himself with a bit more of a need of urgency to his pumping. It wasn't going to take much longer for Dan to cum to the view of you kissing along his arms that were planted on either side of your head while he continued to fuck you. 

Dan didn't care to edge this time. He had such a desperate need to release that it didn't matter if it had only been ten minutes. Stroking faster and harder Dan’s movements became sloppy as he pushed his way to the edge of bliss. The ache in his balls told him he was close and only need a few seconds more. This is usually where Dan would back off but instead, he pushed further until his orgasm took over. Dan closed his eyes letting the much-needed release be his only focus. Your voice even seemed to disappear as he shot his cum over his hand and underwear.

As Dan’s final few waves of his orgasm ran through him he let the sound of your little mews ring through his headphones for a few extra seconds. Dan quickly wiped at his cum with a tissue from beside his lamp. He knew that he was going to be jumping in the shower in a few moments anyway.

Dan closed his laptop letting it side to the other side of the bed while he let his eyes close for a moment. This was exactly what he needed. He had to remind himself that he deserved a pat on the back for asking you if you wanted to shoot a little something.

Dan was letting his heartbeat slow back down to a normal speed when he heard the familiar ding from the phone on the bedside table. That ringtone was reserved for one person on his phone only. Reaching over Dan gave a little stretch as he turned on the locked screen. There was your little message that you had sent only a minute before.

“Morning, or whatever time it is for you. What have you been up to?” Dan smirked at his phone before thinking of his reply.

“Funnily enough I was just thinking about you. How’s my girl?” 

[swtki]

Let’s Talk.

Heres some ideas I think fic writers need to explore more (WARNING: THIS DOES MENTION SEX/SMUT):

- Fem characters being more experienced sexually than their partners.

- Soft vanilla and loving sex without the hard core kinks (DDLG, Breeding kink, exibitionism, ect.)

- Experiment with real life please? I know its our fantasy world but using real world issues adds so much to the story (I.E character having self image issues, having faults in their character, character getting pregnant and it not being all fun and happy)

- More inclusion of not small ppl (usually women)!! I am 5’6 in customary unit but I’m not plus sized nor am I skinny. But I hate reading all of those fics where the guy adores his tiny gfs because it makes me and every other size feel like poo poo :/

I feel so left out and it sucks. Maybe it’s because every fic makes me feel like a misfit for being experienced, which ruins the whole fantasy of someone taking my v card. But I never thought I would see the day where we use breeding kink as a warning; so if we can do that we can reach out our plots yeah?

[theycallmemoosey]

Fight for Me

Dan and Phil x Reader (Platonic)

A/N: Here is a request that is long overdue! I don’t know how I feel about this or if I captured the boy’s personality very well, but it made me laugh. It may be because it’s currently 1am or if because I am a comedy genius (I’m really not). Anyways...enjoy! Moose :) 

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“Hello?” You called out into what seemed like an empty house, “Anybody home?” 

There was no answer, so you chucked your keys back into your bag and flung your shoes off carelessly, not caring where in the hallway they landed. You strolled down the hallway, looking in each of the rooms to see if you could spot the two boys you loved so dearly. 

“Y/N!” Phil cried out in shock, clearly surprised that you were just wandering the house without either him or Dan realising, “How long have you been here?” 

“Just came in” you pointed over your shoulder towards the front door, “You sounded surprised I was here” 

“You didn’t text us so we weren’t expecting you” 

“Oh. I thought I did. Must not have sent” you shrugged, heading into the kitchen to make yourself some toast.

“Y/N, is everything alright?” Phil asked as he followed you into the kitchen, “You seem…off”

“Off?” You repeated, your back turned to him. 

“You didn’t tidy your shoes away when you came in…you didn’t text us to let you know you were coming and now you’re making toast” 

“What, so now I’m not allowed to make toast?” You argued back, making Phil sigh.

“You know that’s not what I meant. You’re just not yourself, Y/N”

“I’m just having a bad day, that’s all” you threw over your shoulder as you started to butter your toast, throwing the knife into the sink when you were finished. 

“Talk to me”

“About what?” 

“Talk to me about whatever it is that is upsetting you,” he said softly, sitting down on the breakfast bar stool underneath the kitchen island, “What’s going on in that amazing little brain of yours?” 

“I’m just stressed” you sighed heavily, “Work is killing me, my mum is on my back about getting married and giving her grandchildren, my grandfather is sick and I fear he may not be with us much longer and just to top it all off, my landlord wants me to leave the house as soon as possible so that she can sell it, which means that I have to move out and soon” 

“I mean, I don’t blame you for feeling like this, Y/N. That’s a lot of stuff to be happening for such a gentle and caring person”

“You really think that?” You blushed, smiling as you muted away on your toast. 

“Of course, I think you’re the most amazing-“ 

“There’s my favourite girl!” Dan smiled as he walked into the kitchen, his arms open wide as went to embrace you in a tight hug. 

“Hey Dan” you smiled, squeezing him tightly as he kissed your forehead, “What you got there?” 

Dan pulled away and looked down at his hand, which was carrying a bag of Gummy Bears, “Oh yeah, I heard you down here and thought you might like these, so I brought them downstairs with me to give to you. I wasn’t going to eat them” 

“Oh, thank you so much” you smiled widely, taking the bag and putting it on the counter. 

“Are you planning to stay for dinner, Y/N?” Phil asked, the frown on his face disappearing. 

“If it’s not too much of a trouble. I thought that I would come and see you guys because it feels like forever since I last saw you guys”

“It was only a couple of days ago” Dan pointed out as he leant against the kitchen counter next to you. 

“Regardless, I wanted to see you two. You never fail to make me happy” 

“That means a lot to me, Y/N, thank you. How does Carbonara sound?” Phil smiled. 

“Sounds great, thank you,” you said, stroking Phil’s arm in gratitude. 

Dan cleared his throat to cut the award tension, “Y/N, want to come and play on the Xbox with me?” 

“That sounds like the best plan right now” you groaned happily, almost skipping off towards the living room. 

Phil stopped Dan before he left the kitchen, “Hey, what do you think you’re doing?” 

“Going to the living room?” 

“No, with Y/N” 

“What about her?” Dan sounded confused. 

“Dan, come on, you know I like her!” 

“What?! No! I like her!” 

“Well, we can’t both like her” Phil pointed out. 

“Fine, then neither of us will like her” 

“Fine” Phil agreed.

“Fine” Dan copied.

There was an awkward silence between the two of them before they quickly and suddenly snapped back to what they were previously doing. 

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“What did you think?” Dan smiled down at you after his favourite anime finished, only just noticing that you had fallen asleep slumped against his entire body, your head resting on his shoulder. He chuckled gently, shifting you gently so he could escape before picking you up, making sure the blanket was still draped over your sleeping form. Slowly, he made his way with you in his arms towards the spare bedroom that you all called your own. The boys often joked that you stayed round their house so often that it was if you already lived there. They dared think about how abandoned your own flat was. 

“Hmm? What’s going on?” You hummed, Dan shushing you as he entered the spare room. 

“You fell asleep, love” 

“Oh” you yawned, “Thank you” 

Dan smiled as he laid you down on the bed and you rolled over into a small ball. He grabbed the blanket from the end of the bed and covered you gently, seeing a faint smile creep onto your face as you dreamed. 

“Night, Y/N” he whispered, stopping in the doorway when he heard a little voice. 

“Night Danny” 

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You woke up to the smell of something frying and wandered into the kitchen. 

“Morning gorgeous girl” Phil looked up from the frying pan, his hair all messy and his glasses slightly wonky. 

“Hey Philly” you smiled, rubbing the sleep out of your eyes, “What you cooking up there” 

“Bacon and egg sandwiches” he smiled, throwing the food together messily on a plate, “Grubs up” 

“Dear God are you amazing” you grinned widely, sitting on a stool in front of the breakfast bar as Phil served your favourite breakfast, “What’s the occasion?” 

“Does there have to be one?” He shrugged, shoving the pan into the sink. 

“Well, no…but you don’t usually do a full on breakfast unless something special is-“ 

“What, so I can’t make my favourite girl her favourite breakfast any day?” 

“Don’t get me wrong” you mumbled with a mouth full of food, “I’m not complaining” 

“No, but you are spraying” Phil laughed, tucking into his own breakfast as you slapped his arm jokingly. 

“This is incredible” you complimented Phil, “What did you do differently?” 

“Just put in an extra heaping of love” 

“You softie” you teased as you finished your sandwich, “Thank you again. I’m just gonna have a shower and then head to work” 

“I’ll clear up” he sighed happily, his stomach flipping when you squeezed his shoulders on the way out. 

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“Well…” you sighed as you walked into the front room where both of the boys were sat watching some anime, “Work has just called…I have the day off!” 

“Aw, great” Phil smiled, scooting over on the sofa to make room for you. As you sat down, both boys stretched their arms up to rest them on the sofa behind you but ended up resting on one another, awkwardly flinching away from each other quickly when they realised they had failed. 

“Are you two really just going to watch anime all day?” You huffed, always having found it a bit boring. 

“Not if you don’t want to” Dan paused the TV, “What do you wanna do today?” 

“Not sure. I feel like going to the cinema” 

“But we’ve been to see every new movie!” Phil laughed. 

“Ok…what about the arcade? Near the cinema?” You suggested. 

“Sure. Sure, I can waste £100 right now” Dan groaned as he got up from the sofa, stretching his back out, “Let’s go” 

The three of you headed towards the arcade, laughing on the walk towards the arcade. 

“Oh look!” You cried when you arrived, “They’ve added a Mario Kart game!” 

Dan chuckled, “You know, we also have it back at home. We didn’t have to come here and play it” 

“Don’t be such a grump” you teased, hopping into the seat, “Who will be competing against me first?” 

“Well, I need the toilet really bad so Dan can have first game” Phil wandered off, leaving Dan to slide into the seat next to you. You slotted in the two pound coins and the game began and immediately the competitiveness began. You started to push each other to distract one another. 

“HA HA! I WIN! I WIN! IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FACE HOWELL!!” 

“Y/N, there are children here” Dan laughed, enjoying seeing you win.

“Maybe I should take over your gaming channel” 

“You are such a sore winner” Dan chuckled, heading over to the next game, bumping into Phil halfway there, “You took your time” 

“I ate bacon earlier…” 

“Why would you do that? You know that bacon makes your stomach unhappy!” Dan whispered. 

“It’s Y/N’s favourite breakfast” Phil sighed, rubbing his stomach in discomfort. 

“Hey! Phil! Come and do this with me!” 

“The 4D Machine?” Phil smiled, “Sounds good” 

“Phil, are you sure? With the way your stomach is?” Dan warned, but Phil shrugged him off and headed into the 4D pod with you. 

“Ohh!” You cried excitedly as Phil closed the door and paid the money, “They have a haunted house one! Let’s do that!” 

“But you hate horror” 

“It’s better than candy land” you retorted, choosing the haunted house section. And oh boy, you regretted it 10 seconds into it. You were constantly holding onto Phil’s hand in pure terror, although he did not find himself scared at all - just full of butterflies at the way you were gripping onto his hand and burying your head into his neck and chest. At one point, you screamed so loudly Phil found himself wrapping his arms around you and squeezing tightly. 

You came out of the booth and met with Dan, who was standing across the booth on his phone. He smiled when he saw you come out of the booth, panting and smiling widely. 

“How did it go?” 

“Terrifying!” You laughed, “I love it, but I was holding on to Phil for the entire thing” 

“Really?” Dan asked, his face washed with jealousy as he watched a very pleased Phil exit the booth, “Is that so?” 

“Yeah, yeah it was so” you smiled, “Let’s do that!!” 

The three of you continued to play all the games in the arcade until the store assistants had to force you out of the centre. You huffed as you looked chewed on one of the sweets you had won from the arcade.

“Why is it you spend so much money on so many games to win as many tickets as you possibly can, and yet you walk away with THE WORST prize. I mean…how many tickets did we win?” 

“Like 5000?” Dan guessed, shrugging his jacket off to wrap around your shoulders as the evening had become cold. 

“And what did we win?!” You gestured towards the sad collection of prizes in your backpack, “10 sweets, a key ring and what? A small figurine?” 

“It will go well with our collection!” Phil smiled happily, having chosen the pocket-sized pop vinyl figure himself.

“I’m starved…how does Pizza sound for dinner?” You suggested.

“You staying again?” Phil asked.

“If that’s not a problem? I enjoy staying with you guys” 

“No! No! No problem at all. We love having you at home” Dan smiled, taking your bag. 

“Great, I’ll order the pizza,” you said, grabbing your phone and calling the local pizza place. Phil grabbed Dan and dragged him forward slightly, out of hearing range from you. 

“Dan, I’m thinking about asking Y/N out on a date” 

“What? No!” Dan said quickly, “I want to ask her out” 

“You can’t be serious” Phil laughed, stopping when he realised Dan was, in fact, serious, “Oh you are…” 

“I think she likes me too,” Dan said softly, looking over and smiling at you. 

“No, no. She likes me. You should see the way that she acted around me in the 4D pod” 

“Phil, don’t be ridiculous. She sees you as a brother. But I think I have a chance!” 

“What makes you think that she doesn’t see YOU as a brother!” Phil argued. The two of them began to bicker at each other about who should be allowed to take you on a date but they were quickly interrupted when you skipped back over. 

“Alright guys, Pizza’s-“ 

“Y/N WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME!” The boys asked in unison, making you step back in surprise. 

“W-w-what?” You laughed breathily.

“Y/N, I really like you,” Dan said softly.

“And I really, REALLY like you” Phil added.

“I want to take you-“ 

“No” Phil interrupted Dan, “I want to-“ 

“You should go out with me, Y/N” 

“No Y/N, you should-“ 

The two boys spoke and argued over each other as they tried to get your attention. 

“BOYS! BOYS! STOP IT!” You shouted, making the two of them stop instantly, “Let me make this easy for you” 

“And go out with me” Dan whispered. 

“No me” Phil whispered even more quietly than Dan. 

“Don’t start, Phil…” Dan warned, feeling frustrated.

“GUYS, I’M GAY!”

[damnsammmmfics]

Masterlist

Whaddup my dudes (that was cringe i am so sorry) but i finally started making a masterlist and I would love it if you guys checked it out! Much love.

Imagines/Oneshots:

Bitter

These Are The Lies

Withdrawals

My My My

Drive

She’s Broken

Love Is A Ghost You Can’t Control

Call Your Girlfriend

Dress

Preferences: (coming soon to a tumblr near you):

reputation (daniel howell fanfiction)(incomplete):

Prologue

Chapter One: Gorgeous

Chapter Two: Delicate

Chapter Three: King Of My Heart

Chapter Four: Dress

Chapter Five: Ready For It

Chapter Six: Don't Blame Me

Chapter Seven: New Years Day

Chapter Eight: So It Goes

Chapter Ten: Call It What You Want

Poetry I’ve Written (from my sideblog):

dear boy im seeing casually

glass vase

[justauthoring]

Let It Slip // Daniel Howell

I absolutely loved your latest dan fic!?! Can I get something like that, but where reader is a youtuber too, and they're secretly dating (for like almost a year), and she lets it slip on screen accidentally right after telling dan not too? Dans shocked but finds it hilarious because she really thought it would be him? 

Please don’t plagiarize my work - I spend a lot of my time writing, copying and pasting destroys that. If you want to repost my work. please ask first - but even then I might say no.

Word Count: 527

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“We’re not telling them.”

Rolling his eyes teasingly, Daniel bumped into your shoulder gently. “I know,” he exaggerated, laughing at the half-hearted glare you sent his way.

“I’m serious, Dan,” you sigh, shoulders dropping. “You always let it slip, and you’re the one that said we should keep our relationship a secret. At least, for a little while.”

“I know,” Daniel nods, turning to look at you briefly. With a small smile, Daniel winks at you. “My lips are sealed.”

Rolling your eyes, you lean back, laughing slightly. You patiently wait for Daniel to finish setting up the last few things, before sitting up straight. You were filming for your channel first, so you were going to be doing the introduction, hence why Daniel turned to you to make sure you were ready.

You sent him a small smile, alerting him that you were, and watched as he pressed the record button.

Almost immediately, your hands flew up, gesturing to Daniel who sat to the left of you with a bright smile. “Welcome back to my channel everyone,” you greeted, voice bright. “Today I am joined with my wonderful boyfriend Daniel-”

You paused, lips remained parted, almost as if in disbelief.

And then, a second later, Daniel bursts out into laughter next to you, folding into himself. His laugh becomes the only thing you can hear for a moment, as you stare before yourself, stunned.

You literally had just told Dan not to let it slip that the two of you were dating, and there you went, doing exactly that.

“Oh my God,” Daniel screeched, lips stretched into a wide grin as he held onto his stomach. “I cannot believe you just did that, right after you told me not to!”

“Neither can I,” you say earnestly, finally blinking and turning to look at your boyfriend. He stares at you, calming for a moment before the sight of your stupefied expression sends him into another fit of laughter. You remain still, slumping into yourself before your head falls into your hands, and you snort. “Oh God, i’m an idiot.”

Daniel collects himself enough to lean forward, pressing the record button once again to stop filming. He lets out one final laugh, somewhat less intense than his laughter from before, and leans into you gently. 

“It was pretty funny,” he whispers, grinning your way.

“Yeah, yeah,” you sigh, rolling your eyes. “I’m guessing i’ll be cutting that out later?”

“Actually, no.”

You blinked, turning to face Daniel once again with a surprised expression. You raised a brow, “but... I thought you wanted to keep our relationship a secret?” You reminded, baffled.

“I did,” Daniel nods, “but it’s been a year, and as funny as that was, i’d like to stop cutting out clips every time we forget that we are suppose to not be dating.” Daniel shrugs, wrapping an arm around your shoulder. “I’d like to be openly cuddly with you.”

Snorting, you teasingly pull away from his embrace. “Sounds good,” you laugh, shaking your head.

“Back to the video?”

You nod, straightening your shoulders. “Back to the video,” you pause, then, “as a couple.”

“As a couple.”

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let me know what you thought? remember, reblogging always helps!

requests are open for jim halpert! 

[danny-philly-imagines]

Imagine being Dan’s new piano teacher. He honestly was scared to meet you- but was pleasantly surprised. You two got along so well he even brought you home to meet Phil. But, now Phil is getting attached- and Dan’s not exactly jazzed about it.