#Danisnotonfire imagine

[ahappyphjl]

no but seriously imagine it

[psychicbby]

imagine being one of dan’s flatmates in his first yr of uni lmfaoo??? like ok here comes this guy and like the first day he shuts himself in his room to play video games. ok cool whatever maybe he’s nervous. most of the time you never see him bc apparently he has an older friend nearby that he’s always with. when he is in the hall he’s burning pasta bc he’s cooking inept and staring down the washer bc he doesn’t understand how to do his own laundry. oh and he makes videos for youtube where he talks to himself (again this is like 2010). so after barely seeing this man the entire term you find out he’s dropped out of uni. ok whatever you never really think about him again until you’re on youtube and you see his face on the homepage. his video has like millions of views and thousands of likes. oh, there’s the friend he was spending all that time with. somehow he’s become some sort of an internet celebrity??? lmfaooooo. what a serve on dan’s part.

[dj-crack]

Anyways phannies and non-phannies alike,

I was on a bus, share in the notes where you were

[badhabitnun]

i’m crying, nbsii got its own special tumblr url

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

that just confirmed what i already knew which is that i never ever ever want to see them kiss like even that was way too much for me i kept saying “ew” and covering the screen. girl back tf up. their faces should never be that close together on god’s internet.

[phorever-after]

this is like Christmas for the chronically online emos

[zackstriker]

thank you to dan and phil for ending the debate on which way Dan and Phil are holding the gay flag in the no but seriously imagine it post

[cemeterygrace]

anyways happy one month of no longer having to seriously imagine it

[dr1f7w00d]

[g00se-ars0nist]

im going to lose it

[awinchestershell]

a second homoerotic foot photo has hit the phentagon

[red-enby]

i cannot stand their goofy asses 😭

[dnpspookybone]

Tit was amazing (<- also me after lesbian sex)

[phanchester]

"and then connor said that HIS crime is being nothing-"

"WHAT?"

"I KNOW!"

[emotoangel]

all this week’s phandometrics have taught me is that when dnp hard launch there is no fucking way we’re not number one ship lmao

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

nothing is funnier than talking about dnp to my non-phannie partner. today i was talking shit about dnp and the traumatic no-but-seriously-imagine-it video and they just went “do dan and phil like… know how you guys feel about them?” like how do i explain that yes, they do, and that’s why they torture us. dnp and phannies are a symbiotic love-hate relationship, trapped in a 15 year long cycle of trying to out-psychic-damage each other. we made their lives hell for 9 years and they’ve spent the last 6 getting their revenge and everyone is suffering but happy about it. all of us are mentally ill and a bit deranged and a danger to society and only when dnp and every single phannie is dead will the internet be free of our crimes. they love us and we love them and we are all slowly killing each other what part of that doesn’t sound appealing to you???