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stupid fucking uti that comes with a stupid fucking fever

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No but seriously imagine it:

You're seeing the kansas city chiefs and philadelphia eagles play the super bowl. Everyone is having a great time. Travis Kelce seem a little excited. "We have a surprise for you guys." He says. All of a sudden the philadelphia eagles come out and start…um…doing football shit or whatever. When philadelphia eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts starts kicking(?) the ball, someone else starts singing…

"T E R R I B L E SAY IT TO MY FACE YOU WANNA INFLUENCE ME”

Lights flash everywhere, and you see Dan and Phil singing "The Terrible Influence Song” while the chiefs and the eagles tackle each other homoerotically. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn't get any better, they let Phil Lester kick the football, which flies into the stands and into Donald Trump’s face, killing him instantly.

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parallels

february 2018 / june 2018

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i will conquer these new lands one bad post at a time

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dan youtube community post

30/4/24

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dan and john’s interaction after vidcon 2019

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john is proud of dan and phil’s leadership

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dan and phil may ship phan, but they could never understand what it means to be a phannie

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i love it when cannibalism isn’t even used as a metaphor. they just fucking ate each other

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One of my favorite editing gags Phil does is when Dan is helping him out with a video but doesn't want to be on camera so he zooms into the golden pig every time Dan talks like Dan's voice is coming from the pig. I think theres a very silly universe where Dan never created a youtube channel and is just a disembodied voice in the background of some of Phil's videos, with different background objects being chosen to represent Dan in the video over the years.

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as an introvert like dan i totally get when he’s said phil is like a piece of furniture rather than a person in his life. i had an ex who i talked about the same way because she didn’t drain my social/emotional meter when i was with her. hell, i have friends like that now. phil not counting as a person is so sweet and romantic to me because it means dan is so comfortable and safe with him that he doesn’t have to expend that energy he would with friends or family.

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personally, i think the wildest phandom theory is that dan and phil have any idea what they’re doing at any given moment

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Days 11 & 12 of Gamingmas!

insta | ko-fi | twitter | store

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I’m still here btw

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You can use any travel method you like, walking, public transport, so on. You can get an uber but their map has failed so you'll have to give directions. You can travel to other countries and count those libraries but you have to be able to completely navigate from your home without assistance. So you can catch a plane but must be able to travel to and from the airport. No limit on how long it takes. If you know which block it's on or which tram line but aren't sure precisely, but you feel sure you'd find it once you got there, count that as a yes (if you're not sure maybe google it now and see if your plan would work). You cannot rely on asking for directions though, this must be all your knowledge

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love when i see phannies expect something off them like extra videos during pride month or a valentines video and we get hit with absolutely nothing🔥🔥🔥

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watching dan watch tiktoks