#Dan w

[sunshineandlyrics]

The news is reaching the mainstream. And Dan is playing the victim (18 July 2023). x x

[majunju]

WELCOME TO DA T̶R̶I̶O̶ QUARTET SUNDAY!!!!

[neapenning]

First morning on the Express 🚂

[sunshineandlyrics]

hello :) could you maybe explain a little bit how dan wootton blackmailed louis?

ugh sorry for taking a while to get to this. The problem is I feel like the only two ways to answer this are by spending a week and a half of full time labor sifting through old posts and evidence to get every detail right and lay out an airtight case, or to halfass something very serious, and so I felt a little stuck. So since I can't seem to find a good halfway point, apologies but here is the half assed version, if you want to get into it more I invite you to do your own deep dive or talk to other people, but here's how I remember things. Louis has almost never on video explicitly said things about Larry not being real and/or anything negative about fans and their theories (mostly the opposite), up until the last couple years when he obviously decided to make a major change he didn't talk about Freddie much at all let alone saying he was his kid, honestly not that much about Eleanor even; except for in two major interviews with Dan Wootton, each of which lined up with a serious traumatic Tomlinson family event that they managed to keep out of the tabloids until the very end (Jay's illness and Fizzy's struggles with substance abuse). After the fact of those events a lot of small things that didn't make sense at the time came together to look very much like Louis traded those interviews (and those answers) for having his family's private matters kept private. Story trading of this kind is a publicly known real thing that happens, and there were various clues that suggested he was being leaned on about those stories to lend legitimacy to the idea that it was something that happened in these cases. Given what we know about Dan Wootton and how he operates even before the recent flood of information and even more now, I think it's more than likely that he has been holding the threat of outing Louis (as he has done to many other public figures) over his head for over a decade, and has used his family's tragic struggles to get Louis to dance like a fucking puppet for him and I will REJOICE at his downfall when it comes whether it is now or 20 years from now... because someday it will, he has made too many enemies to stay above it forever

[reunitedinterlude]

leaning & laughing

[phannie-by-night]

Starting to think that dnp’s Hard Launch Door is actually a revolving door bc it’s never going to be all the way open and they’ll keep hitting us with it

[ahappyphjl]

devastating :')

[wuntrum]

2025 horror pin up calendar!!

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[astradyke]

also must say i am REALLY fucking with this level of phandom-dan&phil interaction right now. the bits are immense. we are communicating. we are locked in a war of pettiness at all time. dan and phil have had to address several allegations including "we made our sims ugly" and "phil did not literally dox our house". idk. nature is healing and ive never felt so joyous being so annoying <333

[foolsocracy]

he should've been at the club

[majunju]

"cuddler"

[psychicbby]

imagine being one of dan’s flatmates in his first yr of uni lmfaoo??? like ok here comes this guy and like the first day he shuts himself in his room to play video games. ok cool whatever maybe he’s nervous. most of the time you never see him bc apparently he has an older friend nearby that he’s always with. when he is in the hall he’s burning pasta bc he’s cooking inept and staring down the washer bc he doesn’t understand how to do his own laundry. oh and he makes videos for youtube where he talks to himself (again this is like 2010). so after barely seeing this man the entire term you find out he’s dropped out of uni. ok whatever you never really think about him again until you’re on youtube and you see his face on the homepage. his video has like millions of views and thousands of likes. oh, there’s the friend he was spending all that time with. somehow he’s become some sort of an internet celebrity??? lmfaooooo. what a serve on dan’s part.

[theythemmer]

face card face bank face economy

[crunchyblocks]

something spiritual took over dan howell in that podcast and he went ohh ok i need to become an old queen and talk this 20 year old bicurious twink back from the brink of burnout. and im going to do it by flexing my experience in stand up comedy and mario kart. it was real i saw it happen i cried a little.

[reunitedinterlude]

teddy 🤝 bowie 🤝 billy

[wdapteo]

Coming to Netflix this Holiday Season....

Will Dan finally believe in Christmas magic as Phil battles to save his business (& adorable ponies) in this heartwarming story?!

(text and idea by @dannymcdanface! thank you for letting me have fun with it!!)